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19 - Pandemonium Time

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    Our assassination plan went so well\n
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    that Koro Sensei wound up\nin his Absolute Defense Form.\n
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    Then all this happened.\n
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    We can't rely on Koro Sensei for help.\n
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    We have to steal the remedy\nfrom the bad guys... alone.\n
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    Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
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    all capable students must sneak in from here,\n
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    get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
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    and steal that remedy!\n
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    It's too dangerous.\n
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    The ease with which he threatened us\n
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    indicates we're up against a real pro.\n
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    Yes. Perhaps it would be wisest\nsimply to hand me over.\n
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    What do you think?\n
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    It's up to all of you.\n
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    But... this is...\n
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    It's too hard.\n
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    They'll plummet to their deaths\nbefore they reach the hotel.\n
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    I knew it--it's no use.\nWe have to send him with those two.\n
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    Nagisa, Kayano... I'm sorry, but--\n
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    Well, I mean, if the ledge is the problem,\n
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    that part's a piece of cake.\n
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    Especially compared to our usual training.\n
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    Right?\n
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    But we haven't practiced fighting\nan unknown foe in an unknown hotel,\n
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    so, Mr. Karasuma...\n
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    It won't be easy, but could\nyou be our commander?\n
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    We'll make that jerk pay for messin' with us!\n
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    As you can see,\nthey're no ordinary students.\n
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    You have a fifteen-member\nspecial forces unit at your command.\n
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    Fifteen?\n
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    Don't forget about me!\n
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    Now, there's not much time.\n
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    Attention! Our objective is the top\nfloor of the hotel at the summit!\n
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    Our mission will shift from a stealth\ninfiltration to a surprise attack!\n
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    We'll use the same hand signals\nand link-ups from training!\n
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    The only difference is our target!\n
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    You have three minutes\nto memorize the map.\n
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    We begin at 2150!\n
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    Right!\n
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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    *Sensei! Target on *
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    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
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    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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    *Will we, still incomplete *
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    *Be able to shoot through *
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    *The invincible target that's you? *
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    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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    *Lost in so many ways *
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    *For you more than anyone else *
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    *Studying like a house on fire *
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    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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    *Revolution *
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    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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    "Episode 19: Pandemonium Time"\n
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    Fifty... minutes left...\n
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    Don't get left behind!\n
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    Okano sure can move.\n
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    Yeah--she's got the rest of us\nbeat in this kind of thing.\n
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    Whereas with our teachers...\n
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    --Only one of the three of 'em can move.\n--Too shaky! Climb more carefully! Ugh!\n
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    Karasuma!\n
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    The students all have exceptional balance.\n
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    I have them climb the\nmountain behind the school.\n
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    I see. No wonder they had\nthose flyboards down pat.\n
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    Shut up and climb already!\nMy hands are getting tired!\n
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    Why did Professor Bitch come again?\n
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    She didn't want to stay back and feel left out.\n
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    I wouldn't mind...\nif she didn't slow us down.\n
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    Karma, wait!\n
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    I'd like to, but we're\nkind of on a schedule here.\n
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    You're right.\n
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    Let's do this!\n
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    You got a sharp rock there.\n
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    That was close...\n
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    Make it snappy!\nWhat are those guns for, anyway?!\n
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    Still...\n
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    If this guy knows about\nKoro Sensei, who could he be?\n
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    Ritsu, run a final check of our invasion route.\n
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    Yes, sir. Displaying interior map.\n
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    Final check:\n
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    We can't use the elevators;\nthey require a passcard for every floor.\n
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    We'll have to take the stairs...\n
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    but they're scattered throughout the hotel,\n
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    so we'll have to cover some distance on foot.\n
[06:07] ---
    It's like a TV station.\n
[06:09] ---
    What do you mean?\n
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    Apparently they have complex layouts\nto prevent a terrorist takeover.\n
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    You sure know a lot about it.\n
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    No wonder the bad guys love staying here.\n
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    Unlocking side entrance.\n
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    Let's go--we're running out of time.\n
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    Yes, sir!\n
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    There are more guards than I'd expected.\n
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    It'd be too difficult for us all to get past.\n
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    Should only a few of us go on from here?\n
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    No; multiple enemies makes it too risky.\n
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    What should we do?\n
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    What? Just... go on through.\n
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    Do you have any grasp on the\nsituation here, Professor Bitch?\n
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    How are we supposed to\nmake it past all those guards?\n
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    Just go through!\n
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    Grin.\n
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    I'm sorry.\n
[07:19] ---
    I seem to have had too much\nof the liquor in my room.\n
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    Oh, er, think nothing of it, miss.\n
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    I'm the pianist scheduled\nto perform here next week.\n
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    I came early to see the sights.\n
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    A pianist, eh?\n
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    We get 'em all the time.\n
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    I'd like to see if the piano's in tune--\nit'd help me sober up.\n
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    Could I play a little tiny bit, hmm?\n
[07:45] ---
    Well, uh... let me check with the front--\n
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    Aw, come on.\n
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    I want you to hear me play.\nAnd then critique me.\n
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    Critique you?\n
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    Yes--critique me carefully...\n
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    and if I do anything wrong,\nwill you punish me?\n
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    She's--\n
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    She's good!
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    Ah, the Fantaisie-Impromptu.
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    An assassin who not only has obvious skill,\nbut also knows all too well\n
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    how to charm, how to use her wiles...\n
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    Using her whole body in such\na bewitching way as she plays:\n
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    It's aural seduction!\n
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    All eyes are on her.\n
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    C'mon, don't watch from so far away.\n
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    Come closer and make sure I do well.\n
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    I'll buy you twenty minutes. Go.\n
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    Even we were spellbound,\n
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    thinking what a beautiful teacher we have.\n
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    We're all through safely!\n
[09:05] ---
    Isn't Professor Bitch something?\nPlaying like that with those nails?\n
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    She never said anything\nabout being able to play.\n
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    There's more to her than\nwhat you see every day.\n
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    The better the assassin,\nthe broader her skill set.\n
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    The woman who's been\nteaching you conversation skills\n
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    is among the one or two top\nhoneypot masters in the world.\n
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    So there's no problem at all if I can't move.\n
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    Let's go.\n
[09:32] ---
    Uh-huh!\n
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    You won't get the best of me.\n
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    "Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\n
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    "Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\nNow, then...\n
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    Now that we're past the\nstringent entrance checks,\n
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    we should be able to pose as regular guests.\n
[09:47] ---
    Guests? Do they put up groups\nof junior-high kids here?\n
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    Plenty, from what I've heard.\n
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    The coddled kids of\nentertainers and millionaires:\n
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    Brought up like spoiled rotten royalty,\n
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    they keep innocent faces while\ndabbling in darker pursuits.\n
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    Right! So walk around acting like those kids,
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    looking down your noses at the whole world!\n
[10:14] ---
    Yes, that's the way!\n
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    It is, is it?\n
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    And don't you join in!\n
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    However... we don't know\nour opponent's face.\n
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    He might even attack us\nwhile posing as a regular guest.\n
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    Proceed with plenty of caution.\n
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    Yeppers!\n
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    Sorry, Okuda... Takebayashi.\n
[10:40] ---
    I-It's okay.\n
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    Their fevers are so high.\n
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    We need to cool their heads down,\nat least, to avoid brain damage.\n
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    Got it.\n
[10:51] ---
    Um... could a virus this powerful\nspread throughout the island?\n
[10:57] ---
    Probably not. I mean, we're okay, right?\n
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    It's likely transmitted orally.\n
[11:04] ---
    It'd have to be mixed into\nfood or drink or something.\n
[11:08] ---
    I doubt there's any risk of it\nspreading to any random bystander.\n
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    I told the other team that, too.\n
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    A virus given to us and us alone...\n
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    But when? And where?\n
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    "Fukuma Denjo:\nCorridor to 3rd Floor Central Hall"\n
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    It really is like we're all just regular guests.\n
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    If anything, they avoid eye contact.\n
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    No one wants to cause any trouble, after all.\n
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    I'd pegged everyone in\nthe hotel as our enemy,\n
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    but now I think we can\nget up to the top floor, easy.\n
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    And if something did happen...\n
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    our vanguard Mr. Karasuma would find out.\n
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    It'll be a cinch now that we're inside!\n
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    Stay alert.\n
[11:50] ---
    We're outta time--we should\njust get in there already!\n
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    Hey!\n
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    Terasaka! Watch out!\n
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    Gas?!\n
[12:05] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
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    How could you tell?\n
[12:11] ---
    I show no bloodlust, killing as I pass by.\n
[12:14] ---
    That happens to be my specialty,\nMiss Helmet-Head.\n
[12:17] ---
    Aren't you the man who\ngave us our welcome drinks?\n
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    Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
[12:27] ---
    Fuwa!\n
[12:28] ---
    It's downright fishy for someone like\nthat to be walking around in here!\n
[12:32] ---
    She's right!\n
[12:34] ---
    You've got a good eye.\n
[12:36] ---
    Then was it you who\ngave everyone that virus?\n
[12:39] ---
    Your evidence is pretty weak there.\n
[12:42] ---
    There would've been plenty of other\nopportunities to slip you that stuff.\n
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    The only time we all ate\nor drank the same thing\n
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    was with those drinks\nand our shipboard dinner.\n
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    But Mimura and Okajima worked\non the video through dinner,\n
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    and they're both sick,\n
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    which narrows it down\nto those daytime drinks.\n
[13:05] ---
    And that means...\n
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    ...the culprit is you, mister!
[13:12] ---
    That's amazing, Fuwa!\n
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    Just like a detective!\n
[13:15] ---
    When you read a lot of shonen manga,\n
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    you learn to adjust quickly\nto unusual situations.\n
[13:22] ---
    Magazine Sunday is chock-full\nof detective manga hits!\n
[13:25] ---
    And Jump?
[13:26] ---
    Huh? Jump's detective stuff?
[13:29] ---
    --This mystery is already on the tip of my tongue. \n--I don't really know, but they're putting out a compilation.\n
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    Better pick one up!\n
[13:33] ---
    I'm just an investigator.\nThat's the kind of manga this is.\n
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    That's nasty!\n
[13:38] ---
    Subtle product placement, Fuwa!\n
[13:39] ---
    Pay more attention to ethics in marketing!\n
[13:46] ---
    I guess if you've uncovered\nmy identity, it's already too late.\n
[13:52] ---
    A poisoner, eh? And quite\nskilled in practical application.\n
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    My very own paralysis gas for indoor use.\n
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    One whiff and you're a living statue.\n
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    Fresh air counteracts it,\nleaving no evidence behind.\n
[14:07] ---
    Now, it's plain to see you have no\nintention of going through with this.\n
[14:12] ---
    Negotiations have broken down.\nGuess I'll have to tell my boss.\n
[14:17] ---
    They're fast!\n
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    When did they block the exits?!\n
[14:22] ---
    When encountering an enemy...\n
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    ...immediately block their retreat path...\n
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    ...and cut off communications!\n
[14:28] ---
    Isn't that right, Mr. Karasuma?\n
[14:30] ---
    The minute you saw us,\n
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    you should have held off attacking\n
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    and gone back to tell your boss.\n
[14:39] ---
    I'm surprised you can still talk.\n
[14:42] ---
    But all that's left is a bunch of kids.\n
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    Once you're dead,\n
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    they'll stop following orders\n
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    and just run away!\n
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    S-So strong... and such inhuman speed...\n
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    But y'know, Terrifying Teach...\n
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    your command...\n
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    ends... right... here!\n
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    Mr.--\n
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    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[15:24] ---
    You can't keep going like this, Mr. Karasuma.\n
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    I'll be better in a half hour.\n
[15:30] ---
    Don't do anything crazy.\n
[15:32] ---
    He's the crazy one.\nThat much gas'd freeze an elephant!\n
[15:35] ---
    Mr. Karasuma's kind of a monster himself.\n
[15:41] ---
    A pro with both experience and\nknow-how is really something.\n
[15:46] ---
    And that's the kind of pro\nwaiting for us up ahead.\n
[15:51] ---
    Can we beat him with our power alone?\n
[15:55] ---
    Man, it sure is starting to feel\nlike summer vacation, am I right?\n
[16:02] ---
    Well, aren't you happy-go-lucky!
[16:03] ---
    Says the only one who's absolutely safe!\n
[16:05] ---
    Nagisa, twirl him around till he's sick!\n
[16:08] ---
    Okay, Terasaka, I'm jamming him in.\nShorts off and spread those cheeks!\n
[16:12] ---
    That'd kill me!\n
[16:14] ---
    Koro Sensei, why does this feel like summer?
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    The teacher-student relationship\nis not a cozy one.\n
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    And summer vacation\nfosters student independence\n
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    in places beyond a teacher's protection.\n
[16:29] ---
    If you apply the lessons you've\nlearned in your usual gym classes,\n
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    there will be few enemies for you to fear.\n
[16:35] ---
    This is your assassination vacation...\nand you can beat it.\n
[16:41] ---
    Start with a rich seafood stock.\n
[16:43] ---
    Add plenty of green onions\nand a spoon of minced garlic...\n
[16:47] ---
    and a gun!\n
[16:51] ---
    Gotta love a souped-up gun!\n
[16:53] ---
    And when that soup trickles through the rifling... Mmm!
[16:58] ---
    Well, it makes my blood run cold. It's loaded, right?
[17:03] ---
    Don't worry. I'll be careful.\n
[17:07] ---
    It won't cause any problems\nwhen it comes to shooting it, either.\n
[17:10] ---
    I tend to it every night,\nlike it's my own child.\n
[17:15] ---
    The most delicious gun on a given day\nis the one that suits me best.\n
[17:19] ---
    It's kinda like my rule of thumb.\n
[17:23] ---
    You're a weird one, all right.\nAre your two buddies the same way?\n
[17:27] ---
    Yeah, well...\n
[17:28] ---
    When you've pulled off\nas many jobs as we have,\n
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    you tend to develop your little hangups.\n
[17:36] ---
    For example, Smog makes all his own poisons.\n
[17:40] ---
    He's so insistent on fine-tuning\nthem for practical use,\n
[17:42] ---
    he even made his own lab.\n
[17:45] ---
    Huh. And the third? What about Grip?\n
[17:50] ---
    Well...\n
[17:52] ---
    "5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\n
[17:53] ---
    "5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\nEven as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
[17:55] ---
    Even as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
[18:10] ---
    Hey, why's he just standing\nout in the open like that?\n
[18:14] ---
    That vibe he's giving off...\n
[18:15] ---
    Oh, yeah. I can totally call it now:\n
[18:19] ---
    If it's kill or be killed, he'll kill.\n
[18:23] ---
    A scenic walkway with an unobstructed view!\n
[18:26] ---
    Forget a surprise attack,\nor strength in numbers.\n
[18:29] ---
    Dammit. I wish I had a gun with real bullets.\n
[18:33] ---
    I never thought I'd need\none here on this island.\n
[18:39] ---
    What a drag, hm.\n
[18:41] ---
    If I can hear your footsteps,\nyou're not tough enough for me, hm.\n
[18:47] ---
    Supposedly some special-forces teacher\nwas taking the lead, too, hm.\n
[18:54] ---
    I guess Smog's gas must've\ngotten the better of him, hm.\n
[18:58] ---
    Probably killed each other\nat the same time, hm.\n
[19:01] ---
    Come on out, hm.\n
[19:03] ---
    He cracked the window with his hand!\n
[19:05] ---
    But more than that...\n
[19:08] ---
    We're all too afraid to say it, but... well...\n
[19:13] ---
    You sure say "hm" a lot, buddy!\n
[19:15] ---
    There it is! Thank God for Karma!
[19:18] ---
    I heard it would make me\nsound more like a samurai, hm.\n
[19:23] ---
    It's got a cool ring to it,\nso I'm trying it out, hm.\n
[19:26] ---
    Oh, so he's not Japanese.\n
[19:29] ---
    Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't mind, hm.\n
[19:32] ---
    After I kill you all here,\n
[19:34] ---
    I can drop the "hm" with no loss of face, hm.\n
[19:37] ---
    Bare hands... Are those\nyour killing tools, then?\n
[19:41] ---
    There's actually quite a demand for this, hm.\n
[19:43] ---
    Passing through pat-downs\nhas distinct advantages, hm.\n
[19:47] ---
    Once they come closer,\nI snap their necks, hm.\n
[19:50] ---
    Or, if I feel like it, I could\ncrush their skulls, hm.\n
[19:53] ---
    You know, it's funny, hm.\n
[19:56] ---
    The more you train your strength\nfor killing people, hm,\n
[19:59] ---
    the more you feel like using\nit for something else, hm.\n
[20:03] ---
    A fight, to be precise, hm.\n
[20:06] ---
    Against a mighty foe--to the death, hm.\n
[20:09] ---
    But what a letdown, hm.\n
[20:12] ---
    Seeing who I'm up against,\nI've all but lost my will to fight, hm.\n
[20:16] ---
    Plus, it's a pain killing a bunch\nof small fry by myself, hm.\n
[20:18] ---
    I'll call in my boss and my colleague\nto kill you together, hm.\n
[20:23] ---
    Hey, buddy, hm.\n
[20:26] ---
    You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
[20:29] ---
    Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
[20:33] ---
    But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
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    maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
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    --No--don't be reckless!\n--Stop right there, Mr. Karasuma.\n
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    His chin is down.\n
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    So far he's been showing off his\nswagger with his chin in the air,\n
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    looking down on his opponents.\n
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    But this is different.\n
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    His words may be as rough as ever...\n
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    but his eyes are looking straight ahead,\n
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    alert, observing his foe head-on.\n
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    He'd been lying low ever since finals,\n
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    but it seems he's learned\nwell from his failures.\n
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    All right, hm. Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
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    Give this everything you've got--\n
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    you're facing one high wall: an adult!\n
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    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
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    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
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    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
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    *C'mon, let's go walking *
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    *I draw and I draw *
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    *But they don't get any neater *
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    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
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    *I still remember the shooting star *
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    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
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    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
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    *That dreaming girl has been here *
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    *All this time, ah ah *
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    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
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    *Shine again *