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3 - Itona Horibe Time

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[00:06] ---
    Now, then, Koro Sensei.
    Let your final death match begin.
[00:13] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[00:15] ---
    Compared to me, you are...
[00:17] ---
    weak.
[00:32] ---
    You're all I think about
[00:34] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[00:37] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[00:43] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[00:45] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[00:48] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[00:52] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[00:56] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[00:59] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:04] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:10] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:15] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[01:21] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:23] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:26] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:29] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:31] ---
    Question, question: why
[01:34] ---
    Question, question: is it
[01:37] ---
    Question, question: you are
[01:39] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[01:48] ---
    "Third Period: Itona Horibe Time"
    "by Itona Horibe"
[01:54] ---
    Itona!
[01:56] ---
    First we make drastic changes to the field.
[02:01] ---
    --Ow ow ow!
    --Then we attack.
[02:04] ---
    Easier to confine him first, then strike.
[02:08] ---
    I've taken a page from your tactics, you see.
[02:11] ---
    Shiro! So you were behind all this?
[02:14] ---
    Exactly.
[02:16] ---
    Once that creature
    starts losing his students' trust,
[02:18] ---
    his movements grow panicked.
[02:21] ---
    Even if things seem a little
    off somehow, he'll dive right in,
[02:24] ---
    the fool.
[02:26] ---
    Dammit! That's our kill!
[02:29] ---
    Why do you always play so dirty?
[02:32] ---
    It's called "being an adult."
[02:36] ---
    What Itona has on his tentacles there
[02:39] ---
    are gloves with sharp edges
    made of anti-Sensei materials.
[02:42] ---
    Every time their tentacles touch,
    the creature's bare tentacles
[02:45] ---
    will continue to take damage.
[02:49] ---
    Seems that's not enough
    to finish him off, though.
[02:55] ---
    I won, big brother.
[02:57] ---
    By killing you,
[02:59] ---
    I'm solving just one problem:
[03:03] ---
    I'm proving... my strength!
[03:12] ---
    Yes, very well done, Itona!
[03:15] ---
    If this were before the first term,
    you may very well have killed me.
[03:19] ---
    But your attack pattern is a simple one.
[03:23] ---
    No matter how fast you are,
    no matter how strong,
[03:26] ---
    no matter how many schemes
    your guardian thinks up,
[03:28] ---
    no matter how easily I freak out,
[03:30] ---
    by our third fight, I can see
    and adapt to your patterns.
[03:35] ---
    No way... it can't be...
[03:41] ---
    Itona...
[03:44] ---
    I study, too, you know.
[03:46] ---
    How could I teach anyone if
    I didn't grow and learn day by day?
[03:53] ---
    Now, let's get rid of
    this dangerous cloth cage.
[03:57] ---
    Experiencing my Absolute Defense Form
    over summer vacation
[04:00] ---
    taught me yet another skill:
[04:03] ---
    compressing not my whole body,
    but a portion of my tentacles
[04:06] ---
    to release a burst of energy.
[04:10] ---
    Wh-What...?
[04:12] ---
    Remember this, Itona.
[04:15] ---
    I say assassination is education.
[04:17] ---
    The assassination classroom's teacher
[04:19] ---
    will get stronger every time he teaches!
[04:27] ---
    Why... can't I... win?
[04:30] ---
    I'm supposed to be... stronger now...
[04:42] ---
    So there you have it, Shiro.
[04:45] ---
    Leave him to the E Class and go quietly.
[04:48] ---
    Oh, and...
[04:50] ---
    ...spread the accurate word
    that I am not an underwear thief!
[04:53] ---
    And I'm actually a B-cup! A B-cup!
[05:07] ---
    I-It hurts...
[05:08] ---
    --Itona!
    --My head's... killing me!
[05:11] ---
    My brain's about to burst!
[05:13] ---
    With the shock of his repeated defeats,
[05:15] ---
    his tentacles are starting
    to gnaw away at his mind...
[05:17] ---
    Hang in there, Itona!
[05:20] ---
    This might just be all he can take.
[05:23] ---
    Why, he can't even pull off
    this little scheme of mine.
[05:27] ---
    Wh-What is he saying?
[05:30] ---
    Itona,
[05:31] ---
    if this is all you're capable of,
    the Organization will stop paying.
[05:36] ---
    It's not that I don't feel for you,
[05:38] ---
    but we have to cut our losses at some point
[05:41] ---
    if only to get the next model up and running.
[05:44] ---
    This is goodbye, Itona.
    You're on your own now.
[05:49] ---
    Wait! What kind of guardian are you, anyway?
[05:52] ---
    Quit playing school, you monster.
[05:55] ---
    All you can do is
    break things--break everything.
[06:00] ---
    I will not countenance your existence.
[06:04] ---
    I wish only for your death...
[06:06] ---
    no matter what the sacrifice.
[06:11] ---
    Say, are you sure your
    dear students are okay like that?
[06:18] ---
    Look out!
[06:27] ---
    Itona...
[06:32] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[06:36] ---
    As you might imagine,
    I'm pooped. Time for a little rest.
[06:44] ---
    With tentacle cells
    grafted to your human body,
[06:48] ---
    you must undergo
    adaptive treatment almost daily
[06:52] ---
    or be tormented by hellish rejection symptoms.
[06:56] ---
    Now that I've stopped your maintenance,
[06:59] ---
    your tentacles will ultimately,
    painfully eat away your nerves...
[07:03] ---
    The average person
    dies of madness in three days.
[07:11] ---
    Here's where the first incident occurred.
[07:13] ---
    A string of attacks on
    cell phone shops throughout Kunugigaoka
[07:18] ---
    has the police discussing
    a potential terrorism link.
[07:22] ---
    This has got to be...
[07:23] ---
    It's him, all right.
[07:25] ---
    But why cell phone shops?
[07:27] ---
    What should we do, sir?
[07:29] ---
    As his teacher,
    I'll take responsibility and stop him.
[07:32] ---
    I have to find him, protect him!
[07:35] ---
    I've got a good handle on Shiro's personality.
[07:38] ---
    To him, everyone's a pawn
    to use and throw away--
[07:42] ---
    and you don't quite know
    what a guy like that will do next.
[07:46] ---
    I think it'd be wiser to leave him alone.
[07:51] ---
    Even so, I'm his teacher.
[07:54] ---
    Don't let go of your students, no matter what.
[07:58] ---
    When I became a teacher, that was my vow.
[08:11] ---
    There are no shortcuts, Itona.
[08:15] ---
    Only those who study daily
    and work with integrity
[08:20] ---
    will grow stronger.
[08:23] ---
    That liar.
[08:28] ---
    "Mashimoto Imports"
[08:39] ---
    Forget lip service. No beating around the bush.
[08:43] ---
    Being a sore loser
    makes me sick. I want to win.
[08:48] ---
    I want the strength to be able to win.
[08:51] ---
    Your human face is showing at last, Itona.
[08:56] ---
    Big brother...
[08:57] ---
    "Koro Sensei," if you please.
[09:00] ---
    After all, I'm your teacher.
[09:02] ---
    Don't be goin' nuclear on us, now, Itona.
[09:06] ---
    You put us through a lotta stuff,
    but we'll let it slide.
[09:09] ---
    Just come with us quietly.
[09:11] ---
    Shut up! We battle. This time... I'll win.
[09:17] ---
    Of course we can battle.
[09:20] ---
    Maybe we two state secrets
    can find a vacant lot somewhere.
[09:24] ---
    Afterwards, we'll all study ways to kill me
[09:27] ---
    while we enjoy a little barbecue together.
[09:32] ---
    He's a persistent one, that octopus.
[09:34] ---
    Once he takes over, he'll go
    to the depths of hell to teach you.
[09:40] ---
    Of course! Put a student in front of me,
[09:43] ---
    and my instinct is to want to teach him or her.
[09:51] ---
    What is this?
[09:53] ---
    I can't see!
[09:54] ---
    Is this... anti-me powder?!
[09:58] ---
    Setting Itona adrift was
    all part of the plan, Koro Sensei.
[10:04] ---
    I was so distracted by
    Itona's bloodlust that I didn't notice!
[10:08] ---
    Come now, Itona--your final duty.
[10:13] ---
    Itona!
[10:17] ---
    You'll come after him, won't you?
    Being his teacher and all.
[10:27] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[10:29] ---
    Is everyone all right?
[10:32] ---
    More or less...
[10:33] ---
    Then I'll go rescue Itona!
[10:38] ---
    Protecting us reduced
    his evasion response time.
[10:41] ---
    No!
[10:43] ---
    Damn that Shiro!
    He made us his pawns, all right!
[10:50] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[10:59] ---
    Itona!
[11:03] ---
    Pressure rays--to slow me down!
[11:07] ---
    Not that I'm surprised,
    but you really are a fool, Koro Sensei.
[11:11] ---
    I'm after Itona.
[11:16] ---
    That's right: you grow weak
    when the target is anyone but you.
[11:22] ---
    Now will you run away?
[11:23] ---
    I am his teacher!
[11:25] ---
    I...
[11:27] ---
    I'm powerless.
[11:29] ---
    That's why even my partner's abandoned me.
[11:37] ---
    Good eyes.
[11:39] ---
    In them I see a dogged fixation on winning--
[11:43] ---
    crucial for making the most
    of the powerful cells I've created.
[11:49] ---
    Why don't we do a little addition, you and me?
[11:52] ---
    Let me handle the path to victory.
[11:56] ---
    Your tenacity plus my tech
    equals the power to seize victory.
[12:02] ---
    With power, you can be stronger
    than anyone else in this world.
[12:07] ---
    I was dead set on power,
[12:09] ---
    so I could withstand the
    searing pain of those mysterious cells.
[12:12] ---
    I was dead set on winning,
[12:14] ---
    so I could throw myself into it,
    again and again.
[12:17] ---
    But I didn't get what I was after.
[12:20] ---
    And the one I was
    meant to kill is protecting me!
[12:23] ---
    I... I can't lose to those nobodies...
[12:30] ---
    What the--
[12:35] ---
    This is anti-octopus cloth, right?
[12:38] ---
    That's why we've gotta take
    you down instead of that octopus!
[12:43] ---
    Terasaka! Get the light in the tree!
[12:46] ---
    On it!
[12:47] ---
    You brats...!
[12:52] ---
    But... why would you...
[12:55] ---
    Don't take this the wrong way.
[12:57] ---
    We're just ticked off at Shiro.
[13:00] ---
    If Koro Sensei hadn't run off,
    we would have left you behind.
[13:03] ---
    Hayami said "Don't take this the wrong way!"
[13:06] ---
    Talk about running hot and cold!
[13:09] ---
    You sure you want to
    be looking this way, Shiro?
[13:14] ---
    If you stop shooting,
    the netting'll come right off at the base.
[13:18] ---
    You made it!
[13:21] ---
    The netting is melting his tentacles!
[13:23] ---
    We'll get you out of there!
[13:25] ---
    Step down, Shiro.
[13:27] ---
    We'll take Itona.
[13:29] ---
    You always plan so carefully,
[13:32] ---
    but once my students get involved,
    those plans are ruined.
[13:36] ---
    The sooner you notice the obvious, the better.
[13:41] ---
    A class consisting of a monster
    swarmed by tiny flies?
[13:45] ---
    How infinitely irritating.
[13:48] ---
    But I will allow that my plan
    needs some radical revisions.
[13:55] ---
    Keep the boy. He'll only live
    another two, three days as it is.
[14:00] ---
    Play nice together, now.
[14:04] ---
    Studying, integrity--lies, all of it.
[14:07] ---
    In the end, it all comes down to
    whether I have overwhelming strength.
[14:15] ---
    As long as Itona has a pathological
    attachment to power and winning,
[14:19] ---
    his tentacle cells will stick so tight
    that we can't remove them.
[14:22] ---
    Can't we cut them off somehow?
[14:24] ---
    Not until we get rid of his attachment.
[14:27] ---
    That's why we have to know
    more about how he got this way.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah, but...
[14:32] ---
    I kinda doubt he'll be
    forthcoming about his life story.
[14:35] ---
    Actually, about that...
[14:38] ---
    I was curious:
[14:40] ---
    Why was Itona going after cell phone shops?
[14:43] ---
    "City Pages"
    Why was Itona going after cell phone shops?
[14:43] ---
    "City Pages"
    So I had Ritsu look up some stuff about him,
[14:47] ---
    "City Pages"
    and it turns out
[14:48] ---
    and it turns out
[14:48] ---
    the president of this company
[14:50] ---
    had a son named Itona Horibe.
[14:50] ---
    "Horibe Electronics"
    had a son named Itona Horibe.
[14:53] ---
    This little factory supplied
    smartphone parts around the world.
[14:57] ---
    Two years ago it went under,
    burdened with debt.
[15:00] ---
    The president and his wife vanished,
    leaving their son behind.
[15:04] ---
    We started to see the reason behind
    Itona's lust for power, for victory.
[15:11] ---
    Pfft, is that all?
    That made him into a delinquent?
[15:17] ---
    Everybody's worried about somethin'.
[15:20] ---
    Big problems, little ones...
[15:24] ---
    We'll take him in, look after him.
    If he dies, well, that's that.
[15:32] ---
    Look, Itona. Even a tiny factory like ours
[15:36] ---
    can compete with the big names
    if we work with integrity.
[15:43] ---
    What a load of crap.
[15:46] ---
    But why? You know
    all our techniques! If you leave us...
[15:52] ---
    Studying and integrity are meaningless
[15:55] ---
    in the face of superior, overwhelming power.
[16:00] ---
    I'm sorry, Itona. Go live with your uncle.
[16:09] ---
    You're awake. Finally.
[16:14] ---
    We refashioned the
    anti-tentacle netting into a bandana.
[16:16] ---
    Just for peace of mind.
[16:18] ---
    But you can't pop out any tentacles, can you?
[16:20] ---
    "Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
[16:22] ---
    "Fried Rice" "Cold Tofu"
    "Edamame" "Salt Ramen"
[16:25] ---
    "Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
[16:25] ---
    "Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
    Why ramen?
[16:27] ---
    "Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
    He's got to be hungry, right? He'll feel better after he eats.
[16:32] ---
    He's got to be hungry, right? He'll feel better after he eats.
[16:33] ---
    Well? Isn't our ramen totally gross?
[16:36] ---
    I keep telling my old man,
    but he won't change the recipe.
[16:39] ---
    It is gross. And stale.
[16:42] ---
    The soup uses MSG to cover up
    the corners cut on chicken bones.
[16:45] ---
    The main topping is a swirl
    of fishcake, placed with pride.
[16:48] ---
    This is from four generations back.
    This is 1950s ramen.
[16:51] ---
    This punk knows his stuff!
[16:53] ---
    If a chain store opened nearby,
    this place would be toast.
[16:58] ---
    My father may have studied,
    but he still suffered a tragic loss.
[17:03] ---
    Let's hit my place next.
[17:05] ---
    Our modern tech'll put
    this fossilized ramen to shame!
[17:10] ---
    Why, you--!
[17:11] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
[17:15] ---
    Whaddya think, Itona?
    Let the speed blow your cares away!
[17:18] ---
    An unlicensed junior-high kid?
    You sure about this?
[17:21] ---
    It is on Yoshida's family property.
[17:23] ---
    Feeling good and hyped?
[17:25] ---
    It's not bad.
[17:26] ---
    All riiight!
    Now for my high-speed braking turn!
[17:32] ---
    You idiot! Go help him!
    What if the shock sets him off again?!
[17:37] ---
    Aw, that's not enough to hurt him!
[17:39] ---
    They're just flying by the seat of their pants.
[17:42] ---
    Yeah.
[17:43] ---
    I mean, they're basically idiots.
    What do you want?
[17:47] ---
    But at least Hazama's got some brains.
[17:50] ---
    "The Count of Monte Cristo" "Alexandre Dumas"
    But at least Hazama's got some brains.
[17:50] ---
    "The Count of Monte Cristo" "Alexandre Dumas"
    You want to get back at Shiro, don't you?
[17:53] ---
    You want to get back at Shiro, don't you?
[17:53] ---
    The famous novel of revenge:
    The Count of Monte Cristo.
[17:57] ---
    Seven volumes, 2,500 pages.
[17:59] ---
    Read this and feed the darkness within.
[18:02] ---
    He gives up on his revenge toward the end,
[18:04] ---
    so don't bother reading that far.
[18:05] ---
    That's too hard!
[18:07] ---
    Hazama, your stuff is always
    way too involved and way too dark!
[18:10] ---
    What? You've got to
    cherish the darkness in your heart!
[18:14] ---
    Don't you have an easier way to cheer him up?
[18:17] ---
    This guy probably ain't the brightest--
[18:21] ---
    Uh-oh. He's getting all twitchy.
[18:23] ---
    Probably pissed that Terasaka called him dumb.
[18:26] ---
    No...
[18:27] ---
    It's the tentacles.
    He's going to flip out on us again!
[18:31] ---
    I'm not like you, fine with any old way.
[18:34] ---
    I'll do it now! I'll kill him,
    and victory will be mine!
[18:40] ---
    Terasaka!
[18:41] ---
    Hey, Itona. I thought about
    killin' that octopus today, too.
[18:47] ---
    But you can't do it--not right away.
[18:52] ---
    Get rid of that impossible vision
    of yours. It's easier that way.
[18:57] ---
    Shut up!
[19:00] ---
    That's the second time...
    and you're weaker now. Easier to grab.
[19:04] ---
    Still hurts enough to wanna barf, though.
[19:08] ---
    And that just reminds me
    of Muramatsu's ramen.
[19:11] ---
    Hey!
[19:12] ---
    "Intro to Business" "Restaurant Management Manual"
    Hey!
[19:12] ---
    "Intro to Business" "Restaurant Management Manual"
    That octopus told him to study business.
[19:14] ---
    "Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
    That octopus told him to study business.
[19:17] ---
    Gross ramen is fine for now.
    One day, when he takes over,
[19:21] ---
    his new flavors and management skills
    will get that joint jumpin'.
[19:26] ---
    He told Yoshida the same thing--
    it could come in handy someday.
[19:31] ---
    C'mon, Itona.
[19:33] ---
    Don't let a couple losses throw you off course!
[19:36] ---
    All you gotta do is win someday.
[19:39] ---
    And when it comes to killin' that octopus...
    it don't hafta be now.
[19:43] ---
    We can fail a hundred times over.
[19:45] ---
    Just kill him once before March... and we win.
[19:51] ---
    You can use the prize money
    to buy back your dad's factory.
[19:55] ---
    Then your folks could come back.
[19:58] ---
    I can't stand this.
[20:00] ---
    What do I do until I come up with
    my next vision of victory?
[20:04] ---
    Huh?
[20:06] ---
    You act like an idiot, like we did today!
    That's what we're here for!
[20:13] ---
    What other idiot could say that
    with a straight face?
[20:17] ---
    Although...
[20:18] ---
    Sometimes a word from an idiot
    is all you need to chill things out.
[20:24] ---
    So I was being... hasty?
[20:28] ---
    Yeah.
[20:29] ---
    I think you were.
[20:30] ---
    That tint of attachment
    is gone from your eyes, Itona.
[20:34] ---
    We can remove those
    painful tentacle cells now.
[20:38] ---
    In losing one great power,
    you gain many friends.
[20:43] ---
    You'll come kill me, won't you?
[20:45] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
    You'll come kill me, won't you?
[20:45] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
    Starting tomorrow?
[20:47] ---
    Starting tomorrow?
[20:48] ---
    Suit yourself.
[20:50] ---
    I'm sick of this power--
    and this whole "brothers" thing, too.
[20:56] ---
    Hey, you made it! No more
    busting through the wall, okay?
[21:01] ---
    'Morning! That bandana's a good look on you!
[21:04] ---
    Good morning. And how are you feeling?
[21:07] ---
    Awful, now that I've lost my power.
[21:11] ---
    But I don't feel any weaker.
[21:14] ---
    In the end, I will kill you, Koro Sensei.
[21:18] ---
    And so problem child Itona Horibe
[21:20] ---
    finally joined our class.
[21:23] ---
    "Tentacle"
    finally joined our class.
[21:23] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Hey, Muramatsu--I'm broke.
[21:25] ---
    "Tentacle"
    I'll try not to barf, so let me have some ramen.
[21:28] ---
    "Tentacle"
    And he's in Terasaka's group.
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:46] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:57] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:19] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon