1 - Summer Festival Time
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Koro Sensei: the super-creature
who'd destroyed the moon
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"Assassination"
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:10] ---
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
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"Roll Book"
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
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and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
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He had a ten billion yen bounty on his head.
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We, the misfits of
Kunugigaoka Junior High School,
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were tasked with assassinating him.
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Class 3-E, the End class.
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #23: Can't swim"
Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"
Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft"
Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft"
before summer vacation,
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"
before summer vacation,
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before summer vacation,
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"
before summer vacation,
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:32] ---
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:33] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:33] ---
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
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Class 3-E: the assassination classroom.
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Here comes the second term...
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Another day, another class bell rings.
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You're all I think about
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Starting not to see anything else
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I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
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Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
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I've spared no effort since then
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Should be over my problems by now
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I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
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And just when I get warmed up
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Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
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Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
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Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
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Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
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Question, question: what
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Question, question: on earth
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Question, question: did I
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Ever know about you anyway?
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Question, question: why
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Question, question: is it
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Question, question: you are
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So close and yet so far away?
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"First Period: Summer Festival Time"
"by Hiroto Maehara"
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The last day of our special summer camp
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and our assassination vacation.
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We were making the most of
what was left of our time on the island.
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A test of courage? Now?
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Yes! What better activity
for a midsummer night?
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You just want to have some fun.
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Unlike some people,
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I've been cooped up
in a shell this whole time!
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On a tropical isle, of all places!
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A test of courage? Could be fun!
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Right?
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But I don't like scary stuff.
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No sweat!
Koro Sensei'll be playing the ghosts.
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Oh, right!
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We had no idea at the time
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"Matchmaking!!"
We had no idea at the time
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"Matchmaking!!"
that our teacher had another, baser goal in mind.
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"Matchmaking!!"
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We'll hold it in this ocean cavern.
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Walk through to the exit in boy-girl pairs.
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Do you mind this kind of thing, Nagisa?
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Well, scary stuff doesn't bother me,
but I'm not much for jump scares.
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Koro Sensei's so fast, we could be in trouble
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if he really meant to scare us.
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Is that an Okinawa shamisen?
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There he is!
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This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
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where Ryukyu royalty,
defeated in battle, met a violent end.
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Is it really?
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He probably just made it up
to make it feel more real.
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You must stay together.
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Wandering spirits will
haunt to death anyone left alone!
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Th-This is sounding pretty authentic.
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Let's hurry through, Nagisa.
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Uh-huh.
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--This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[04:26] ---
--Hearing him tell the same story to the next couple
--This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
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--Hearing him tell the same story to the next couple
--where Ryukyu royalty, defeated in battle...
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--makes it even more real.
--where Ryukyu royalty, defeated in battle...
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You've gotten so much stronger.
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But you're still missing a little something.
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And that is...
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"Matchmaking!!"
And that is...
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"Matchmaking!!"
A love scandal!
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"Tentacle"
A love scandal!
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"Tentacle"
A few couples may have formed by summertime,
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"Tentacle"
but you're so focused on assassination
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"Tentacle"
that there hasn't been a single scandalous tale!
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Here's where I use fear to give you a little push together.
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"Student Data"
Here's where I use fear to give you a little push together.
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"Student Data"
Then I can tease you--
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"Student Data"
or write a based-on-a-true-story novel!
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"Student Data"
Such is your teacher's generous consideration!
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #12: Juicy stories"
Such is your teacher's generous consideration!
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #12: Juicy stories"
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Afraid of being... unafraid?
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Yep. Seeing Nagisa just then?
Honestly, I was shocked.
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Not when he beat Takaoka. After that.
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He wasn't the slightest bit afraid.
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I mean, in a fight, I'd for sure win.
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But to an assassin,
that kind of victory doesn't mean squat.
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That's when I first realized
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I was actually most afraid of not being afraid.
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Still...
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I won't lose.
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I'll be the one to take that teacher's life.
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Uh-huh! Can't wait to see
who ends up killing him.
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Say...
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"The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
Say...
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"The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
This was a test of courage?
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"The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
'Cause it looks like he's got something stupid up his sleeve.
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These couples just aren't
coming together. The next one, for sure!
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This is a blood-drenched
cave of tragedy... where Ryukyu--
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Monster!
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I've been spooking people
out at night since I was a kid.
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They call me Miss Couragetester,
Japanese delegate.
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Well, uh... as long as you're havin' fun.
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Wh-What was that ghost I just saw?
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #24:"
Wh-What was that ghost I just saw?
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #24:"
Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
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"As expected, spooked by the supernatural"
Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:36] ---
Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
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No eyes!
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"His own konjac contraption"
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I just felt something slithery!
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A Japanese doll?!
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Horror cartoonist Shigeru Mizuki!
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Turns out he's enjoying the frights the most.
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Let's just get out of here.
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What a disgrace... what a total disgrace...
[07:03] ---
So basically you meant to
frighten us into becoming couples
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thanks to the suspension-bridge effect?
[07:09] ---
We saw right through you
before you even scared us!
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B-But I so wanted to see you all!
[07:13] ---
I wanted to grin at you holding hands
and blushing, two by two!
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--I was trying to keep you from marrying someone random!
[07:18] ---
--He's sobbing with frustration!
--I was trying to keep you from marrying someone random!
[07:19] ---
What a shabby grown-up.
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Never mind that stuff.
[07:24] ---
There are plenty of us who
don't want to be dragged into a love affair.
[07:29] ---
We're not all as sleazy as you.
[07:32] ---
All right, Nakamura. I get it.
[07:36] ---
You call that a test of courage?
There was nobody in there!
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What a waste of fear!
[07:42] ---
I told you it was pointless
clinging to me like that.
[07:45] ---
I don't need that kind of baggage
after an all-nighter.
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Shut up! You're a man, aren't you?
[07:49] ---
If there's a pretty woman around,
escort her nicely!
[07:56] ---
Say... I'm starting to wonder...
[08:00] ---
Is Professor Bitch...?
[08:02] ---
Uh-huh.
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What should we do?
[08:04] ---
We've got time before
we go home tomorrow morning.
[08:08] ---
Shall we push them together?
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We were sleazy after all.
[08:14] ---
And so our final operation was underway.
[08:19] ---
Ugh! That does it!
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How obtuse can a person be?
[08:23] ---
This isn't like you.
You wrap men around your little finger!
[08:29] ---
But when it comes to her own love life,
she's inexperienced.
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Love? Ha! Don't make me laugh.
[08:35] ---
What, it's not love?
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He's a rare bird, that's all--
a world-class square!
[08:41] ---
And while I was all worked up,
trying to get him to fall for me,
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before I knew it, I...
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That was kinda cute.
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And a little humiliating.
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What? Why?
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Professor Bitch is
more awkward than she seems.
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All her experience must get in the way
of being true to her emotions.
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Then just leave it to us!
[09:07] ---
We'll set the perfect stage for you two!
[09:09] ---
Good idea!
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You kids...
[09:13] ---
"Karasuma + Irina" "Pair-Up Plan"
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Let the Class 3-E love consultant
meeting come to order!
[09:20] ---
Eager much, octopus?
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It's only natural to
encourage love between colleagues.
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A woman teacher's days of desire,
infatuated with a man...
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It's got the makings of
a bittersweet pure-romance novel!
[09:32] ---
You're clearly planning something racier.
[09:34] ---
First off, Professor Bitch, you dress all wrong.
[09:39] ---
Totally. "If it's revealing, it's appealing"?
[09:43] ---
That's not what a square
Japanese guy like Mr. Karasuma likes.
[09:47] ---
You've got to be more... neatly dressed.
[09:51] ---
Neatly dressed, eh?
[09:52] ---
Yeah, like... Kanzaki.
[09:56] ---
If yesterday's outfit is dry,
could you lend it to her?
[09:59] ---
Yeah, sure.
[10:01] ---
See? One piece of clothing
and you're nice and--
[10:05] ---
H-How'd that make her sexier?!
[10:08] ---
For starters, the fit's a little off in places.
[10:11] ---
When I think of Kanzaki wearing
something sexy like that... whoo!
[10:15] ---
Well, whatever. We can't fix the sexy.
[10:18] ---
Compatibility is more important than boobs!
[10:23] ---
Does anyone know Mr. Karasuma's type?
[10:26] ---
Oh! He couldn't stop talking about
that one person in a TV commercial.
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Said she was his ideal type.
[10:34] ---
Now she's a good one.
Expression, figure--both ideal.
[10:40] ---
And there are three of them!
[10:41] ---
Ideal military potential, he meant!
[10:43] ---
Th-Then how about cooking for him?
[10:46] ---
The hotel's dinners are plenty grand,
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but why not eat his favorite
dish together, just the two of you?
[10:52] ---
I've only seen him eat burgers and cup ramen.
[10:57] ---
That's just too pitiful for a one-on-one date.
[11:01] ---
There's no in we can use
to push you together!
[11:04] ---
I'm starting to think
Mr. Karasuma's the problem here.
[11:08] ---
Right? Right?
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And he brushes off my jokes so coldly!
[11:13] ---
With no options left,
we began dissing Mr. Karasuma.
[11:17] ---
Let's just do what we can before dinner.
[11:21] ---
The girls will assist with the styling,
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while the boys will get the mood
just right at their table.
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Roger!
[11:35] ---
I thought we'd be eating as a group.
What's all this?
[11:39] ---
No seats left for you, Mr. Karasuma.
[11:42] ---
It's our famous E Class teacher bullying!
[11:45] ---
You teachers just get in the way.
You can go eat outside.
[11:53] ---
Where'd that come from?
[11:55] ---
I just don't know what junior-high students
are thinking these days.
[12:12] ---
Why were we the only ones kicked out?
[12:15] ---
Oh, uh... you got me.
[12:17] ---
What's with the shawl?
[12:19] ---
I bought it at a shop,
borrowed a sewing machine,
[12:22] ---
then used online photos
to fake a brand-name lookalike.
[12:24] ---
Home ec always was your specialty.
[12:27] ---
The field is set. Go get him, Professor Bitch!
[12:32] ---
This shawl...
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It'd never fly in high society.
[12:38] ---
And this table setting?
Clearly the work of an amateur.
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This is worlds apart from
the top-class places I used for work.
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And the gawkers! So much for privacy.
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And yet...
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What do you know? This is fun!
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I kind of love you guys! I'm going to do this!
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I'll take down this square--you'll see!
[13:12] ---
A lot happened on this trip.
[13:15] ---
But we did get results.
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In an unexpected way, I confirmed
that the students know their fundamentals.
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At this rate, we're sure to
kill him during the second term.
[13:27] ---
I'm relying on your strength, too, Irina.
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What is it?
[13:47] ---
Say, Karasuma...
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Do you really know what it means to kill?
[14:02] ---
Well, that got somber fast.
[14:05] ---
And look how you've jammed in your napkin.
[14:22] ---
I like you, Karasuma. Good night.
[14:35] ---
Stupid, stupid, stupid! Die, you dummy!
[14:38] ---
You were supposed to tell him you love him,
[14:39] ---
"Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
You were supposed to tell him you love him,
[14:40] ---
"Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
not talk about killing!
[14:41] ---
"Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
What kind of half-assed kiss was that?
[14:42] ---
What kind of half-assed kiss was that?
[14:44] ---
Use your tongue, your tongue!
Like you always do!
[14:47] ---
You irritating brats!
Grown-ups have grown-up circumstances!
[14:52] ---
It's okay--now she'll take her time to work on
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some decently indecent developments. Right?
[14:57] ---
No, not "right," you octoperv!
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I won't give this too much thought.
After all, that's my duty.
[15:08] ---
Prepare yourself. The second term:
this is when we train even harder.
[15:12] ---
This is when we kill him.
[15:15] ---
And so our assassination vacation
finally came to a close.
[15:24] ---
But what was that at the end there?
[15:27] ---
A new move? Impressive.
[15:30] ---
"Mr. Karasuma's Weak Point #1: Denser than dense"
[15:32] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[15:40] ---
We were all spending the last day of summer in our own ways.
[15:41] ---
"Traditional Edo-Style Sushi-Go-Round"
We were all spending the last day of summer in our own ways.
[15:48] ---
Getting along with Mom all right?
[15:54] ---
Must be tough when she's so strict.
[15:57] ---
I feel bad for bailing on you.
[16:01] ---
It's okay. She's not so strict
if you don't tick her off.
[16:06] ---
I see.
[16:08] ---
But anyway, I--
[16:10] ---
"Summer Festival!"
[16:13] ---
"Summer Festival!"
What is it? Why'd you clam up?
[16:13] ---
"If you're free at 7 tonight, meet at Kunugigaoka Station!"
What is it? Why'd you clam up?
[16:15] ---
A summer festival?
[16:19] ---
The last day of summer vacation:
Let's hang out and have some mindless fun!
[16:26] ---
Thanks!
[16:28] ---
Hey, uh, thanks for the sushi, Dad!
[16:30] ---
Huh? Wait, you're done already?
[16:32] ---
There's something I've got to do.
[16:35] ---
See you! Take care of yourself and all that!
[16:42] ---
"Kunugi Real Estate"
[16:43] ---
"Kunugi Real Estate"
He's cheered up, that Nagisa.
[16:47] ---
Huh?
[16:47] ---
"Mode Select"
Huh?
[16:48] ---
"Mode Select"
A festival?
[16:49] ---
"Summer Festival!"
A festival?
[16:49] ---
"Summer Festival!"
I just thought of it today. I'm asking everyone in class!
[16:52] ---
"Summer Festival!"
So many have begged off with other plans that I'm feeling hurt.
[16:56] ---
So many have begged off with other plans that I'm feeling hurt.
[16:57] ---
Well...
[16:58] ---
all right.
[17:00] ---
I was just lazing around anyway.
[17:04] ---
A festival, eh?
[17:07] ---
I'm pleased my target
would think to invite me,
[17:11] ---
but I'm afraid I'm out of Japan
on another job at the moment.
[17:14] ---
I'll come pick you up!
[17:16] ---
Mr. Karasuma's in a meeting
or something--no one'll be there!
[17:20] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #25:"
Don't be silly. I'm working.
[17:21] ---
"Thinks a poor turnout means he's worthless"
Don't be silly. I'm working.
[17:23] ---
Well, all right.
Come by and kill me anytime, okay?
[17:27] ---
But of course.
[17:32] ---
From what Karasuma's told me,
[17:35] ---
that boy pulled off
the secret move I taught him
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with no difficulty at all.
[17:41] ---
Every country has its talent.
[17:45] ---
Too bad I had to leave him in Japan.
[17:55] ---
From the moment you were born,
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I've always been at your side.
[18:10] ---
Fear not the name of the Reaper.
[18:21] ---
I got a real good deal!
[18:23] ---
Yesss!
[18:26] ---
It's so fizzy!
[18:28] ---
More came than I expected!
Excellent, excellent.
[18:33] ---
I was considering suicide
if no one had shown up.
[18:36] ---
I guess we shouldn't have come, then.
[18:42] ---
Chiba and Hayami? Why so glum?
[18:45] ---
We got banned from the shooting gallery.
[18:48] ---
--It was too easy. We got carried away.
[18:51] ---
--Hey, mister...
--It was too easy. We got carried away.
[18:53] ---
I spent five thousand yen
[18:55] ---
and never got any better than fifth place.
[18:56] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
and never got any better than fifth place.
[18:57] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
Going by the number of strings and prizes left,
[18:59] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
the probability of never getting fourth-place or above is...
[19:03] ---
Wow! 0.05 percent!
Are any of these strings a winner?
[19:08] ---
Maybe I ought to get a police officer over here to check!
[19:11] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
Maybe I ought to get a police officer over here to check!
[19:11] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
All right, all right!
[19:12] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
You can have your money back--
[19:13] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
just keep your mouth shut, kid!
[19:14] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
Oh, no no no.
[19:15] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
I didn't spend five thousand yen to get my money back.
[19:19] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
I want a game console!
[19:20] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
Karma sure is persistent.
[19:23] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
He could tell from the start that none of 'em were big winners.
[19:29] ---
There you go again, Isogai.
Is there anything you can't do?
[19:32] ---
There's a knack to it.
It's a lot like slicing with a knife.
[19:36] ---
That'll do.
[19:38] ---
When you're poor, you're glad to get
a whole meal for a hundred yen.
[19:42] ---
--Sure.
--Maybe a nice pan-fry...
[19:45] ---
What? He's gonna eat those?
[19:48] ---
Everyone's really raking it in, huh?
[19:50] ---
Yeah--putting the subtleties
of our assassination skills to work.
[19:54] ---
And Professor Bitch is in
the Chamber of Commerce tent,
[19:57] ---
letting everyone buy her drinks.
[19:59] ---
Where's Koro Sensei?
[20:00] ---
He's always short on money
at the end of the month, so...
[20:05] ---
He's running food stalls?!
[20:07] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
And he keeps branching out, too.
[20:10] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
He's moving into successful stalls that closed up early.
[20:14] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
I get it.
[20:15] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
So we unwittingly helped him earn his spending money.
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"Cotton Candy" "Big Servings, Fresh Flavor! Yakisoba & Hot Dogs"
So we unwittingly helped him earn his spending money.
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Wow!
[20:30] ---
Nice!
[20:32] ---
Gorgeous!
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Our summer break sure was packed.
[20:43] ---
Yeah.
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But I bet our second term'll be
even more packed.
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If one person kills him,
the ten billion yen stands.
[20:55] ---
But given the summer report
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indicating that group tactics had him cornered,
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a successful group assassination will reap a greater reward:
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"Wanted" "Max Reward: 30 Billion Yen"
a successful group assassination will reap a greater reward:
[21:06] ---
"Wanted" "Max Reward: 30 Billion Yen"
an increased bounty of thirty billion yen.
[21:14] ---
One thing we know for sure in this classroom
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is that we and Koro Sensei
won't be the same when it's over.
[21:22] ---
As expected, the second term
will start with its ups and downs.
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The moon that swims in the night sky
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If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
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I went to touch it: it was warm
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And slowly drew me in
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The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
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As I drifted along, expressionless
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They spilled out of my hands
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It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
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Until I touched it with my own hands
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I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
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