# 22 - Happy Birthday Time
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"Spear of Heaven."
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"Shield of Earth."
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The government had gone forward
with their final plan to bury Koro Sensei.
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We couldn't get them to hear us out.
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Our last mission: get everyone to school safely!
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We need to see him.
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This won't end unless we do.
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Countdown to Koro Sensei's dead-line:
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three hours!
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*"Wait, just hang on a sec!"*
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*I scream, but it gets me nowhere*
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*I put all my strength into being afraid of*
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*The limits that just kept on closing in*
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*Reality is merciless*
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*And time is especially tricky*
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*It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without*
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*We laughed and fretted*
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*Over silly things, nonsensical things*
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*Once the final bell rings out*
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*The fun times will be over, too*
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*Bye-bye, yesterday*
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*365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags*
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*Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"*
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*Bye-bye, yesterday*
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*365 days' worth of happenings*
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*If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears*
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*Bye-bye, yesterday*
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*365 days' worth of memories*
**[01:51] ---**
"3 Hours Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
*365 days' worth of memories*
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*Even if I grow up some more*
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*They still won't fade a bit*
**[02:09] ---**
"22nd Period: Happy Birthday Time"
"by Yukiko Kanzaki & Rio Nakamura"
**[02:20] ---**
Three hours until the
Spear of Heaven is fully charged.
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Shame we'll be destroying him so completely;
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what a waste of rare test samples.
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All in the name of world peace...
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Can those kids make it through?
**[02:37] ---**
What is it?!
**[02:38] ---**
An intruder on the mountain!
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Seems they've gotten past the police line!
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I-It's a mob of monsters!
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What a nightmare!
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I can't tell how many there are!
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Think you can mess with us?
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Okay...
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Nice teamwork, you three.
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We've lost communication with the B squad.
**[03:09] ---**
This intruder must be
the real deal. Watch yourself.
**[03:11] ---**
Got it.
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H-Hey!
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A sniper--and they've spotted us all! Location--
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Hey, uh... that didn't sound so great.
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He's fine.
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I wrapped him up nice and soft, that's all.
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This squad's taken care of, Karma.
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Okay.
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How's things by you?
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Hmm? Right now...
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Agh! Hot! It burns!
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"Wasabi"
Agh! Hot! It burns!
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--Ow! It burns!
--Sorry 'bout that! But you're all such *pros*.
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How else am I going to get you to scream?
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Your screams'll be the bait
to lure even more reinforcements.
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I'd like to take care of
two or three more while I'm here.
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That's doable, right, Ritsu?
**[04:00] ---**
Yes...
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About three more
are approaching over the ridge.
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And there's a fixed machine gun
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on the high ground, with all the fir trees.
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Roger.
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So if we go from the crimson-glory-vine thicket
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through the stand of stone oaks?
**[04:13] ---**
Yep, that should get you there.
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Okay, Terasaka, go that way,
take down their guys,
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and advance to the lone pine.
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Got it!
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Squads C and D have gone missing!
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I need a status report, pronto!
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What's the meaning of this, Karasuma?!
**[04:39] ---**
That mountain is those students' home turf.
**[04:43] ---**
They've spent the last year there
going after a super-creature,
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having fun, and taking classes.
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They'll know their way around it
blindfolded by now.
**[04:53] ---**
Right there, on that patch of campus,
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they're the world's most terrifying assassins.
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Were you behind all this?
**[05:01] ---**
They made their own decision.
They formed their own plan.
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And they carried it out themselves.
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Even if we tried to hold them back,
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they'd be ready to bust through
with everything they've got.
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Like a proud papa.
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Okajima, I'm there.
**[05:20] ---**
Another fifty meters.
**[05:22] ---**
Karma Akabane'd be
most suited to take command.
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With his devilish brain, he'll use
anything and everything at his disposal.
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What the--?!
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How many of 'em *are* there?!
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We're just gonna zap you a little, 'kay?
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This mountain's just *covered* with traps.
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Even if we *did* set 'em for Koro Sensei.
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Hey! Lemme down!
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Tch!
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Still some o' you jokers left, eh?
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It's true: we did let our guard down.
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Looks like you kids are far better
at this place than we are.
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Stun darts, eh?
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But if you know what you're up against...
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...it's no problem at all.
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Karma!
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You punks...
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If you'd only behave, this'd all be over.
**[06:47] ---**
What in blazes are you
objecting to this late in the game?!
**[06:51] ---**
This is something we have to resolve ourselves!
**[06:54] ---**
You don't get to march in now
and boss us around!
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Please trust us on the whole Koro Sensei thing!
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Just let us handle it already!
**[07:12] ---**
Karma!
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Nagisa?
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Hey! He's still moving!
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You damn brats!
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Finish him off right, you dumbasses!
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You can keep your show-off high-fives!
**[07:40] ---**
There's no response from any of our troops!
**[07:43] ---**
What?!
**[07:53] ---**
I could tell by the sound.
**[07:56] ---**
Sir...
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You've come so far, class.
**[08:02] ---**
Koro Sensei!
**[08:09] ---**
You mean those students crossed
the barrier fully aware of the danger?
**[08:13] ---**
What could that possibly accomplish?!
**[08:16] ---**
They're civilians--we can't
leave them to their own devices.
**[08:19] ---**
It could be catastrophic
if the cornered target gets desperate.
**[08:25] ---**
Irina and I will go. We can talk them down.
**[08:29] ---**
Bleah.
**[08:33] ---**
That's the light from the laser...
**[08:36] ---**
I see. So they'll be firing
the killing laser just before midnight.
**[08:43] ---**
That much power would even
shut down my Absolute Defense Form.
**[08:48] ---**
No!
**[08:49] ---**
Koro Sensei, let's find a way out of here!
**[08:52] ---**
We'll be your hostages--or whatever it takes!
**[08:57] ---**
There's no stopping that laser now,
**[09:01] ---**
not when people know I'm out there.
**[09:05] ---**
Did you know all along
that it would come to this?
**[09:09] ---**
Even if I don't explode,
**[09:11] ---**
you can't expect all these nations
not to be afraid of a creature like me.
**[09:16] ---**
Sooner or later, they'll want to snuff me out.
**[09:18] ---**
It's only reasonable.
**[09:23] ---**
There might have been a way
if only we'd acted sooner...
**[09:27] ---**
Like breaking the barrier projectors,
**[09:29] ---**
"Octo-Creature's Students' Tearful Appeal!"
or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
**[09:30] ---**
or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
**[09:32] ---**
That would have gotten you
labeled even more dangerous,
**[09:36] ---**
and you might have been placed
under stricter surveillance.
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Besides, the projectors
have impregnable defenses.
**[09:43] ---**
There are anti-aircraft weapons in place
**[09:45] ---**
if I so much as huck a rock at them.
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With your current capabilities and equipment,
**[09:51] ---**
you'd likely get caught along the way.
**[09:53] ---**
*That* is how perfect this plan was.
**[09:57] ---**
They spared nothing,
pouring in tech and time and people.
**[10:01] ---**
This assassination,
**[10:03] ---**
this crystallization of
the world's wisdom and efforts,
**[10:05] ---**
surpasses my own abilities,
for which I offer my respect
**[10:09] ---**
and am honored to have been its target.
**[10:15] ---**
But... Then all our hard work
getting here--that was all wasted?
**[10:20] ---**
Is anything ever really wasted, Yada?
**[10:24] ---**
You went all the way to space to find out
**[10:27] ---**
that the probability of
my exploding was less than 1 percent.
**[10:33] ---**
That brought the light back
to a darkly sinking E Class,
**[10:37] ---**
and the month that followed
was short, but very sweet.
**[10:43] ---**
That process, your hearts--
that's what's important.
**[10:47] ---**
You used every last bit
of what you learned to come see me.
**[10:52] ---**
As a teacher,
there can be no greater happiness.
**[10:57] ---**
So what if time's up?
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It's just 1 percent!
That's a risk we'll take--and gladly!
**[11:06] ---**
Why won't the government
and the rest of 'em hear us out,
**[11:09] ---**
when we're the ones
who've been closest to you?
**[11:11] ---**
This octopus... okay, he's a perv,
but he's not *dangerous*!
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"We won't listen to
what those kids have to say.
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We'll just pity them instead."
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It's insulting.
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Like we can shut up and take this...
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Next time I see those goons, I'm gonna--
**[11:29] ---**
Terasaka, all of you...
Let me give you some advice.
**[11:35] ---**
As you go through life,
**[11:37] ---**
the mighty current of society
is bound to get in your way,
**[11:40] ---**
and there will certainly be times
things don't go as you'd hoped.
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When this happens,
do not look to society for a cause.
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Do not renounce society.
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Frankly, you'd be wasting your time.
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Instead, just say, "That's life!"
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and muddle your way through with frustration.
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Once you're past it, consider:
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If society's swift current
is tossing you around,
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how should you
be swimming there in its midst?
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You should have learned how,
here in the E Class,
**[12:17] ---**
in this assassination classroom.
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You don't always have to
stand and face it head-on.
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You can run, and you can hide.
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If it's not against the rules,
you can try a sneak attack.
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You can use unconventional weapons.
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Stay determined--
not impatient nor discouraged--
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and with repeated trial and error,
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you're bound to reach
a splendid outcome eventually.
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That's because each and every
one of you is a top-tier assassin
**[12:45] ---**
who can do just that.
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Geez. A lesson, really? Now?
**[12:53] ---**
Now's the time for this lesson.
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An educator never misses
an opportunity to teach.
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But you know, for you to try
so whole-heartedly to save me...
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I'm so happy, I've been
holding back tears this whole time.
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I mean it.
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How can Koro Sensei be so calm?
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If he hadn't come to our E Class,
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he might've been able
to live a normal life somewhere.
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We were Koro Sensei's...
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By the way, Nakamura,
**[13:34] ---**
your footsteps were awfully gentle,
even during that pitched battle.
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And... do I smell something sweet?
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Sharp ears *and* a sharp nose...
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It's been exactly one year
since the day the moon exploded, right?
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As I recall, Miss Yukimura
made today your birthday.
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Feel free to praise my skill
in getting this here in one p--
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Hey! I'm *talking*!
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But... it's just...
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It's my first sweet *anything* in a week!
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Ew, you're drooling!
Come on, guys--let's get singing!
**[14:08] ---**
And... go!
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♪ Happy birthday to you, ♪
**[14:14] ---**
--Man, this is some bullshit--tooo youuu!
--♪ happy birthday to you! ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Koro Sensei... ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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This is more than enough.
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C'mon, blow it out, Koro Sensei!
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--A far greater reward than I deserve.
--There's just one, so make it count!
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Happy birthday.
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Shi--no!
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Yanagisawa...
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The time is ripe.
**[15:04] ---**
Let me give you the gift
of the world's cruelest death.
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Sir... you know who I am, don't you?
**[15:14] ---**
Why don't I reintroduce him--
to your students, too.
**[15:18] ---**
He's the man who stole the name
"the Reaper" from that octopus.
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And...
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...as of today, he's the *new* Koro Sensei.
**[15:37] ---**
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
**[15:56] ---**
Farewell, my teacher...
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You never did see my face...
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...did you?
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If there were another with my skills,
**[16:08] ---**
the scope of my assassination work
would widen considerably.
**[16:11] ---**
So when he volunteered to be my pupil,
I took him in and trained him.
**[16:16] ---**
This was a man who admired power.
**[16:18] ---**
And so power he was taught,
just as he'd desired.
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To cultivate loyalty, I showed him
the absolute gap in our power as well.
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I gave him profit and awe in spades.
**[16:32] ---**
There should have been
no element of betrayal.
**[16:38] ---**
Sir! Looking at our
infiltration route for this job,
**[16:42] ---**
aren't there fewer guards
if we come in from the east gate?
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Let me handle this and I'll do all the prepwork!
**[16:49] ---**
Mmm. We won't make any changes.
**[16:52] ---**
Lead us in through here, as planned.
**[16:58] ---**
Sir, I've thought up a knife move
with lots of killing power!
**[17:02] ---**
This dual-wield variation--
**[17:06] ---**
Mmm. Doesn't work, does it?
**[17:09] ---**
If you don't want more risk in your work,
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first master the skills you've been taught.
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It's not so much that I was lacking.
**[17:25] ---**
I just didn't understand anything back then.
**[17:29] ---**
Your student probably
just wanted to be seen--by you.
**[17:35] ---**
You were my first student, and I...
**[17:40] ---**
I wasn't seeing you.
**[17:47] ---**
Yanagisawa...
**[17:49] ---**
This showing up now--is that part of your plan?
**[17:55] ---**
So now we can collect actual
combat data *and* the target's body?
**[17:59] ---**
With just one of *those*,
the whole war on terror would be over.
**[18:02] ---**
An unkillable, invincible creature...
**[18:06] ---**
I'm sure our nation would
love to put that to practical use.
**[18:11] ---**
That's...
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Is that thing...?
**[18:16] ---**
Reaper 2.0... the one who'd attacked us!
**[18:20] ---**
Before it was just his face--
now his whole body is a monster!
**[18:25] ---**
He's just had the same
modifications as that octopus.
**[18:29] ---**
The only difference is that he begged for them.
**[18:35] ---**
Completely unlike the botched Itona
or my little sister over there.
**[18:41] ---**
Can you even imagine?
**[18:43] ---**
A man who overpowered you
singlehandedly even as a human
**[18:47] ---**
now has both incomparable
tentacles and hatred.
**[18:50] ---**
The destructive power...!
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--Die!
--Run away!
**[19:02] ---**
A sonic boom.
**[19:04] ---**
His tentacles have
an initial velocity of Mach 2.
**[19:06] ---**
And they can reach a top speed...
**[19:09] ---**
...of Mach 40.
**[19:10] ---**
M-Mach 40?!
**[19:12] ---**
In short, his basic performance is doubled.
**[19:16] ---**
2.0's superhuman kinetic vision
and intuition are amplified via his tentacles,
**[19:21] ---**
making him readily adaptable
to a supersonic world.
**[19:24] ---**
Unlike some amateur children,
he took to his tentacles readily--
**[19:29] ---**
just like version 1.0 over there.
**[19:32] ---**
Koro Sensei!
**[19:34] ---**
But the greatest difference
is that unlike you and that octopus,
**[19:37] ---**
those tentacles were designed
with continuous operation in mind.
**[19:42] ---**
You see, he needs no upkeep. He's disposable.
**[19:46] ---**
In exchange for only three months to live,
**[19:49] ---**
I've made it so he can
tap into this tremendous energy.
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And there's not even any danger
of him exploding at death.
**[19:58] ---**
A safe and flawless weapon, is it not?
**[20:01] ---**
You always do this...
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Always hurting others--
**[20:06] ---**
from your safe spot away from it all!
**[20:10] ---**
Is that what you think?
**[20:18] ---**
I'm not prepared to die?
Is that what you think?
**[20:23] ---**
Hey, that's--
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It can't be...
**[20:27] ---**
I don't give a damn about my life anymore.
**[20:32] ---**
Not if I can kill you,
who stole everything from me...
**[20:36] ---**
Joints, muscle fibers, spinal cord, nerves:
**[20:39] ---**
it may not be my entire body,
but if I can gradually implant tentacles
**[20:42] ---**
in these key places,
**[20:43] ---**
I can become superhuman
while retaining my human faculties...
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Die a pathetic death, guinea pig...
**[20:52] ---**
...so your beloved students
will be scarred for life!
**[20:57] ---**
What the--?!
**[21:01] ---**
Class...
**[21:03] ---**
There's something I forgot
to mention in my earlier lesson:
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Even an assassin who's cleverly
avoided all head-to-head battles
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is sure to have a number of times in life
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when he or she must fight
with every last ounce of strength.
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In my case...
**[21:24] ---**
...that would be now!
**[21:31] ---**
*In the big window where
the dappled sunlight shines gently in*
**[21:43] ---**
*The day I met you felt so far away*
**[21:55] ---**
*The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm*
**[22:06] ---**
*A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently*
**[22:18] ---**
*Once this season comes for me, I won't be able*
**[22:30] ---**
*To search out your figure anymore*
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*I'll never forget*
**[22:41] ---**
*Until the day I can see you again*