# 22 - Nagisa Time
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I'll kill you...\n
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...for what you did to them!\n
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That's the spirit! Come and kill me,\n
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Nagisa!\n
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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*Sensei! Target on *
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*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
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*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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*Will we, still incomplete *
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*Be able to shoot through *
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*The invincible target that's you? *
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*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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*Lost in so many ways *
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*For you more than anyone else *
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*Studying like a house on fire *
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*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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*Revolution *
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*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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"Episode 22: Nagisa Time"\n
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Nagisa--\n
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he's snapped!\n
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Sure, we'd all like to kill\nthat rotten son of a bitch,\n
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but Nagisa might just go through with it!\n
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No! You have to stop--\n
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Don't be gettin' cocky, Nagisa!\n
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I saw the pitiful way you looked at me\nwhen that medicine got blown up!\n
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Quit worryin' about other people, ya damn wimp!\n
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This virus'll go away by itself\nwith a good night's sleep!\n
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Terasaka... you mean--\n
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Murder is murder, even with\na piece of trash like that.\n
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You gonna give in to the crazy\n
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and throw your chance at\nten billion out the window?\n
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Terasaka's right, Nagisa.\n
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Killing him isn't worth it,\n
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and being in a blind rage\nwill only work against you.\n
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Besides, he doesn't know\nanything about the remedy.\n
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We'll ask the poisoner downstairs.\n
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Just knock this one out; that's enough.\n
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Hey, now, quit being a wet blanket!\n
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Unless he comes at me with a real\nintent to kill, what's the point?\n
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I'll use this squirt's\nbloodlust for revenge\n
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in a most humiliating way,\n
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and finally my own shame will disappear!\n
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Nagisa, take Terasaka's stun gun.\n
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His life and my life.\nHis words and Terasaka's words.\n
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Think carefully, now: Which are worthy?\n
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Terasaka!\n
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You... you've got one hell of a fever!\n
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How'd you even make it here like this?!\n
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Shaddup. You wanna look\nat somethin', look there.\n
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Do it, Nagisa. Kill 'im to\nwithin an inch of his life.\n
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Ooh, don't *you* look cool!
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Koro Sensei, Nagisa's put the stun gun away!\n
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I see you're determined to\nuse the knife. That's a relief.\n
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Oh, and just so you know,\n
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I do have some spare vials of that remedy.\n
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If you don't come at me like you mean it,\n
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or if your pals get in our way,\n
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you can kiss these babies goodbye.\n
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Hear that, Karasuma? Stay out of this!\n
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This stuff takes a good month to make.\n
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There's not enough for everyone, but it *is* your last hope.
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Mr. Karasuma.\n
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If you determine that\nNagisa's life is in danger,\n
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please don't hesitate to shoot Mr. Takaoka.\n
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For him to say that when he can\nusually see what's coming...\n
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This must be our most\ndangerous situation yet.\n
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Even I can tell that much.\n
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We may have managed to defeat those\nthree assassins on our own terms...\n
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but now the tables are completely turned!\n
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Even if Nagisa Shiota did try to\nturn this into an assassination...\n
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What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill me?\n
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Takaoka's a whole different man:\nhe's in battle mode!\n
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Even with a mind gone mad,\nhe's still an elite military man.\n
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His impregnable defense will\nshut down any surprise attack!\n
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The build!\n
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The skills!\n
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The experience!\n
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Defeating him is far harder\nthan scoring first place\n
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in the national mock exams.\n
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It's no contest...\n
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There's no way he can beat that monster!\n
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Hey, don't be tiring out on me.\n
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We're just getting started!\n
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Looks like it's time for me to use this, too.\n
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A traumatic image accompanies\nhis knife in my dreams.\n
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When he caught me off guard\nwith that smile of his--\n
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that's when everything went off the rails.\n
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I will *not* make the same mistake again.
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I'll cut off your hands and feet,\nhave them stuffed and mounted.\n
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I'll keep them with me\nand cherish them forever.\n
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Mr. Karasuma! You've got\nto shoot him! Nagisa'll die!\n
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Wait...\n
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Stay out of it!\n
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Are we still leaving them to it, Terasaka?\n
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I'm just about ready to join the fray, myself.\n
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You been skippin' practice, Karma,\nso you don't know, but Nagisa...\n
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He's still got somethin' up his sleeve.\n
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Was that the surefire technique?\n
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Yes. But then again,\n
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it didn't look like one, did it?\n
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When I was in a tight spot as an assassin,\n
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I used this to squeeze my way out.\n
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But it has conditions that\nmust be met--three of them.\n
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First:\n
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you must have two weapons.\n
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Second: you must be up against an expert.\n
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And third: your foe must know\nthe terror of being killed.\n
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Good--\n
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that's all of them.\n
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What...\n
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Mr. Takaoka...\n
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will you be my guinea pig?\n
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Wh-What are you doing?!\n
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A surefire, instakill move\n
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doesn't necessarily kill instantly.\n
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Given the ideal conditions, of course,\nany assassin can do the deed.\n
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But reality is rarely that agreeable,\n
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especially when your target is\na pro with an airtight defense.\n
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But this technique can create\nan ideal killing situation\n
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in just such a pinch.\n
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It sets the stage for an instant kill.\n
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Sets the stage, huh?\n
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Move from a standstill, as fast as you can,\n
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as far as you can,\nand make it as loud as possible.\n
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You... lousy... brat!\n
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Time it just after dropping the knife.\n
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The closer you get, the more\nthe target is focused on the knife.\n
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Toss that focus with the knife as though\nplacing them into midair, and...\n
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What... just... happ--\n
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An assassin\n
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will not overlook those few moments.\n
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In one fluid motion,\nswiftly draw your second blade.\n
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It... can't be...\n
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This brat... got me... again?!\n
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Finish 'im off, Nagisa. A good jolt\nto the neck'll put 'im out cold.\n
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He taught me bloodlust.\n
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That some kinds of bloodlust\nare wrong to hold on to,\n
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and how important it is to have\nfriends to pull you away from it.\n
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The pain of being hit,\nthe fear of a real fight:\n
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I've learned so much from this man.\n
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He'd done terrible things,\nbut setting that aside,\n
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I thought I ought to thank him for his lessons.\n
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And, I figured...\n
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No.\n
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...thanking him required a certain face.\n
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Just, please--don't end this with that *face*!
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That face will haunt my\nnightmares until my dying day!\n
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Mr. Takaoka,\n
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thank you.\n
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Yesss!\n
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We beat the boss!\n
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Hooray!\n
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Nice!\n
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You okay, Nagisa?\n
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Yeah...\n
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Well done, Nagisa.\n
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For the first time, I wasn't sure how\nthings would turn out. I'm relieved.\n
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Yeah, and I'm fine... but now what?\n
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The remedy we took off\nMr. Takaoka won't be enough.\n
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Let's get out of here, at least.\n
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I've called a chopper; you wait here.\n
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I'll bring up the poisoner.\n
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Ha. You don't need no stinkin' remedy.\n
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You brats thought you could\nget out of here alive, eh?\n
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We've defeated the man who hired you--\n
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you're out of reasons to fight.\n
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I've mostly recovered, and\nthese students are plenty strong.\n
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How about we stop now\nbefore anyone else gets hurt?\n
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Yeah, okay.\n
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You just don't know when to give up!\n
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Huh? "Okay"?\n
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Our contracts don't cover avenging the boss.\n
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Besides, it's like I said:\nyou don't need any remedy.\n
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This here is what I gave you.\n
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An improvement on the food-poisoning bug.\n
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It'll keep going strong for\nanother thirty hours or so,\n
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but then it'll lose its oomph--\nand with it, its poison.\n
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Now, *this* is what our boss told us to use.
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If we'd used this,\nyou'd really be in dire straits.\n
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Right before using that virus,\nwe three talked it over, hm.\n
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Our boss only gave you one hour, hm.\n
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We figured we could do the handover\n
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without resorting to a deadly virus, hm.\n
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It was enough to make you *feel* like your lives were in danger, anyway.
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So you went against orders?\nCan you do that when he's paying you?\n
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What are you, stupid?\n
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If you think pros'll do anything for money,\nyou got another think comin'.\n
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Of course, we'll do our best to\nabide by our client's wishes...\n
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I'll blow this remedy up\nright before their eyes.\n
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Oh, to see their looks of despair!\n
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But he never had any intention\nof giving you the remedy.\n
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Either we become killers of a bunch\nof respectable junior-high kids\n
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or we take a hit to our professional standing.\n
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We just calmly weighed which option\ncarried more risk from here on out.\n
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And that's why, sorry to say,\nnone of you will be dying.\n
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Give the patients that\nsupplement and put 'em to bed.\n
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Per the testimonials, they'll feel even\nbetter than before they were sick.\n
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I'll believe it once I see\nthose students recovered.\n
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I'll have to detain you for\na while for questioning.\n
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Ah, well. You've got a week to wind it up\n
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before the next job starts.\n
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What's this?\n
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Not going for a revenge match, buddy, hm?\n
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Isn't your grudge strong\nenough to want me dead?\n
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I don't kill people out of spite, hm.\n
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I'll wait for the day someone\nputs a hit out on you, hm.\n
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You need to become\nsomeone worth targeting, hm.\n
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And there you have it, kids!\n
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If you really want us to come kill you,\nyou've gotta make it big!\n
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Then we'll give you the\npro assassin's grand tour!\n
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The assassins were gone,\n
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having left us with their own\nassassination warning, of sorts.\n
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One buzz from Karasuma.\nThat's the signal that they've escaped.\n
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Hey, I want to go down the\nmountain and see the ocean.\n
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Won't someone drive me down there?\n
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*Me*! Me me me! Pick me!
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And so our big infiltration\nmission was completed\n
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with no one at the hotel the wiser.\n
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Terasaka?\n
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Thanks for calling out to me back then.\n
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I was about to make the wrong move.\n
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Pfft.\n
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One less student'd make it that\nmuch harder to kill that octopus.\n
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Yeah. Sorry.\n
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We went back to our hotel,\nwhere everyone was waiting\n
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and told them it was going to be okay.\n
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We slept like logs,\neach with our own exhaustion,\n
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and when we awoke, it was\nevening on the next day.\n
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That was one crazy day.\n
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I'm just glad we got through it in one piece.\n
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You were the one in the most danger, Nagisa.\n
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Sorry.\n
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You do get into sticky spots now\nand then. We worry, you know!\n
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Good morning! Or should I say "evening"?\n
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Feeling better?\n
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Yes, thanks to everyone!\n
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I see everyone's in their school jerseys.\n
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We're the only guests,\nand these are nice and comfy.\n
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And it'd be cruel to have to think up\na whole new day's worth of outfits.\n
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Say what?\n
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So Koro Sensei's in there?\n
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Yeah. It's not like it's going to work,\n
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but he's in there nice and tight\nso we can kill him when he reverts.\n
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Mr. Karasuma has been leading\nthe charge, without a rest.\n
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He shows no signs of fatigue. Amazing!\n
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He really is. Wonder if we'll be\nas awesome as him in ten years.\n
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Who knows?\n
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Professor Bitch may not look\nlike it, but she's great, too.\n
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So were the assassins we met at the hotel.\n
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Those moves mastered through\nlong years of experience,\n
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--Go, me.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
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--Gimme a max potion.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
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--No, hm.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
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Then there are people like Takaoka who I *don't* want to turn into.
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We follow people we admire and\nleave behind the ones we reject.\n
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Growing up is probably just\ndoing that over and over again.\n
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He exploded!\n
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Did we get him?!\n
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But...\n
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we already more or less knew the answer.\n
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You suffered so much\non account of my cowardice.\n
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But you battled enemies and\na virus--and did a fine job, too.\n
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Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
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--You're just not the same without your tentacles.\n--'Morning!\n
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Yes, good morning. Now let's enjoy\nthe rest of our trip, shall we?\n
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You bet!\n
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But we're going back tomorrow morning.\n
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What's that?! I haven't\nenjoyed myself nearly enough,\n
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having spent so much of the trip\nin my Absolute Defense Form!\n
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Aren't *you* chipper.
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This is a one-time thing:\n
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"We Love Summer!"\nsummer camp with my students!\n
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We can't waste a single second!\n
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What are you doing?!\n
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You just said not to waste a single second.\n
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Ah, yes, Karma. Wait until\nyour target lets down his--\n
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Hey hey hey!\n
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I thought this might be\nour chance to do him in.\n
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Want to take a shot, Nagisa?\n
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We've got to make the\nmost of the time we have!\n
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I'm all for that!\n
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Here goes!\n
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--Over here!\n--Wait up!\n
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Since I'm feeling better and all...\n
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You had that on underneath?\n
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I don't!\n
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Ha!\n
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Eek! Now you've done it!\n
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Lemme at 'em!\n
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Hooray! Me too, me too!\n
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Sure!\n
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Wait, I'm just going to\nswell right up, aren't I?!\n
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Tch!\n
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He noticed.\n
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That's right--this is it:\n
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*This* is what summer is all about!
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Hey, me too!\n
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Let me--\n
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Die!\n
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So tiny!\n
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Now, students, there'll be fireworks after this!\n
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Don't forget to play with me, too!\n
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That octopus...\n
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Mr. Karasuma, should we start heading out?\n
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Yes, please do.\n
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Hang on!\n
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You're not working on the concrete?\n
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If you're heading to the beach, invite me, too!\n
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What a swimsuit!\n
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What desperation.\n
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Shut it, you brats!\n
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Hey, Karasuma, what do you say?\n
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Let's leave these kids\nbehind and check out that--\n
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Whatever.\n
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You really *are* a bitch.
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I beg your pardon!\n
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You twerps've been getting\nawfully cheeky lately!\n
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Don't you mess with me, brats!\n
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You done good.\n
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The E-for-End Class is\nthe assassination classroom.\n
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We are killers,\n
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and our target is our teacher.\n
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"Roll Book"\n
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Good morning, class.\n
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Time for a second term full of hard work\n
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in studying and assassination both!\n
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It's ours and Koro Sensei's,\nthis assassination classroom.\n
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Another day, another class bell rings!\n
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*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
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*On the backs of closed eyelids *
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*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
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*C'mon, let's go walking *
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*I draw and I draw *
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*But they don't get any neater *
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*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
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*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *