# 4 - Grown-Up Time

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**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long time no see, Big Teach.\n<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I've finally gotten paid.\n<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Japan's cheap snacks are of superb quality.\n<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're absolutely worth\ndisguising myself for!\n<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop that!\n<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, just come with us, willya?\n<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I have to get to my\nnew teaching position!\n<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you're a teacher!\n<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tutor us, then--we're awful dumb!\n<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't I tutor you in the right way\nto hit on a woman from your car?\n<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully.\n<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The car's lousy with ribbons!\n<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no Lesson 2.\n<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right?\n<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much!\n<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What an upstanding man.\nI'll never forget your kindness!\n<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way,\n<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do you know how to get to\nKunugigaoka Junior High?\n<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The theory... of savage youth! *<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I only speak when it's time to act *<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know that's pretty cool *<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *<br>**[01:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's this wave of irritation? *<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Proof of our existence? *<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Look up at the moon and up you go *<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Whatever" is easy to say *<br>**[02:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But still: youth, to the future! *<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Episode 4: Grown-Up Time"\n<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Old Campus"\n<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Old Campus"\nNow, allow me to introduce\n<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your brand-new temporary\nforeign-language teacher.\n<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!\n<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a knockout!\n<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What *knockers*!<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait...\n<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Why's she all over him?\n--Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?\n<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Pisses me off...\n--That's a wig.\n<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I don't mind!\n<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This school intends to give you authentic\nexperience in foreign languages.\n<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I trust there are no complaints\n<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about her taking over\nhalf your English lessons?\n<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we must...\n<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got us one heck of\na teacher! Not only that,\n<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she seems to really have\na thing for Koro Sensei.\n<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh-huh.\n<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I might get some\nassassination hints out of this.\n<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The octopoid Koro Sensei seems flummoxed,\n<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;having a human woman hanging all over him.\n<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His face has so many unique colors--\n<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so what color is "bewilderment"?\n<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's just plain smitten!\n<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no mistaking that face.\n<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess he goes for humans, too.\n<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs"\n<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more I look at you,\nthe more I like what I see.\n<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...\n<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your undefined joints...\n<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, you're positively captivating!\n<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How embarrassing!\n<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't let her trick you, Koro Sensei!\n<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No woman finds those things attractive!\n<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not that dense.\n<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Any teacher coming to this class at this time\n<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has a fairly high probability\nof being no ordinary teacher.\n<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!\n<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had all kinds of close-range\nmethods prepared...\n<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just never thought my\nseduction tactics would work.\n<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Irina Jelavich. Profession: assassin.\n<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not only is she beautiful, she has\na dozen languages at her command.\n<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She can bewitch a target from any nation,\n<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and kill even heavily guarded targets\nfrom point-blank range with ease.\n<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's an assassin with a fine handle\non infiltration and approach.\n<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you can't just hire an\nassassin to work at a school.\n<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll have you do some teaching\nto keep up appearances.\n<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a pro.\n<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My job will be done before\nI need to resort to teaching.\n<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hup! Pass!\n<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hup! Kill!\n<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hup! Pass!\n<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hup! Kill!\n<br>**[05:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Hup! Pa--\n--Koro Sensei!\n<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Koro Sensei!\n<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Karasuma tells me you're\noh so very fast! Is that true?\n<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, not *that* fast...<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sensei-O-Vision"\n<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sensei-O-Vision"\nCould you do me a favor?\n<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sensei-O-Vision"\nI'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee.\n<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sensei-O-Vision"\nWon't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?\n<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, of course. I happen to\nknow a great café in Vietnam.\n<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting.\nShouldn't we go back in?\n<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Class? Oh, right. Just make it\na study hall or something.\n<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... can you not call me by my first name?\n<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't be playing teacher\nunless that octopus is around,\n<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich.\n<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch?\n<br>**[06:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No nicknames!\n<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're an assassin, right?\n<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The entire class working together\ncan't kill this monster,\n<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you're going to kill him all by yourself?\n<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brat. Grown-ups have their own\ngrown-up ways of doing things.\n<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must be Nagisa Shiota.\n<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to the staff room later.\nI'd like to see what you have on him.\n<br>**[06:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The same goes for anyone else with key intel!\n<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you something good in return.\n<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can even swap in a man for you girls.\n<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a pro's job to have both\ntechnique and connections.\n<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You brats go watch from the outfield.\n<br>**[07:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, one more thing:\n<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Interfere even slightly in my\nassassination and I'll kill you.\n<br>**[07:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her skilled kisses that make you swoon.\n<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her tough-looking companions.\nThe gravity of her threat.\n<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We knew at once she was\nthe real deal: a professional killer.\n<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the same time, most of\nthe class sensed something else:\n<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we *hated* her.<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Study Hall"\n<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never killed an unidentified creature\n<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like this before...\n<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything's ready.\n<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The boy's shared his intel with me.\n<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some of us have destroyed a single\ntentacle, but that doesn't faze him.\n<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe... you have to destroy\nall his tentacles at once.\n<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He can escape before\nyou deal the final blow.\n<br>**[08:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And...\n<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you plan to sneak up on him,\nyou probably shouldn't smoke.\n<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That won't conflict with my plan.\n<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros\n<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who's pulled off assassinations\nin all kinds of circumstances.\n<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Bitch"\nC'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Bitch"\nYeah, Ms. Bitch!\n<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Bitch" I mean, you *are* a teacher here, right, Ms. Bitch?<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit your "bitch"ing!\n<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For one thing, they're pronounced differently!\n<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You Japanese can't\ndifferentiate between B and V!\n<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll teach you the right way to say V!\n<br>**[08:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!\n<br>**[08:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, right!\n<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now stay like that for an hour and\ngive me some peace and quiet.\n<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of lesson *is* this?!<br>**[08:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Old Campus"\n<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand you've\nbrought in a rather shady trio.\n<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That plan is news to me.\n<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes: all pros, all more than\ncompetent. And tight-lipped.\n<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're so in love with me,\nthey'll do whatever I ask--for free.\n<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything's set up. Today I act.\n<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ms. Irina!\n<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's the Indian chai you requested.\n<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, thank you, Koro Sensei!\nJust what I wanted for my afternoon tea!\n<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, Koro Sensei,\nI'd like to speak with you.\n<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you come to the\nshed during fifth period?\n<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speak with me? But of course.\n<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fifth period, right?\n<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be there with certain-tea!\nBecause that's chai tea, get it?\n<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, now--you kiddin' me?\n<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're goin' into that shed together!\n<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kind of a let-down,\n<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--My trip to India was perfect chai-ming!\n--watching Koro Sensei fall for such an obvious ploy.\n<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Karasuma?\n<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.\n<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apologies. She's a pro\nhere on government orders.\n<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still...\n<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;completing all her preparations in a single day\n<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber.\n<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what did you want\nto talk about, Ms. Irina?\n<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Assassination by infiltration\n<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;requires flexibility toward one's target.\n<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm up against an unidentified creature.\n<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Best to do it quickly,\nbefore he gets suspicious.\n<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Koro Sensei...\n--Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.\n<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I always fall for exceptional people.\n<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With your body, your strength--\n<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're so exceptional,\nit was love at first sight.\n<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, er, uh--\n<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you think that makes me a strange woman?\n<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn his attention to me, even by force,\n<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so he won't notice what's *really* going on.<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I spent all night fixing up the place.\nAll to hunt you down...\n<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;target of mine.\n<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a bad boy, Koro Sensei.\n<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-We can't do this--not here!\n<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You foolish, foolish man.\n<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Farewell.\n<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me a minute to take all this off.\n<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All?!\n<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--All...\n--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All?!\n<br>**[11:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All--\n<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Live ammo and real guns.\n<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M61.\n<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M134.\n<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M249.\n<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All spraying ammo with\nsuperlative speed and firepower.\n<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These weird pellets won't come into play.\n<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, there's nothing *these* bullets won't kill.<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Firing complete in 3, 2, 1...\n<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...ze--\n<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unfortunately, Ms. Irina,\nlead bullets have no effect on me.\n<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They just melt inside my body.\n<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And take a good look at my face.\n<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have... *four* eyes?!<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, two of those are nostrils.\n<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who can tell?!\n<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a metallic odor in the shed\nthat wasn't here until yesterday.\n<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An old-man smell whose\nincongruity opened my nostrils.\n<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By pretending to be caught in your trap,\nI could easily uncover my assassin.\n<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words...\n<br>**[12:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a pro, you clung too tightly\nto common-sense assassination.\n<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My students' attempts are far\nmore flexible and formidable.\n<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And did you know?\n<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My retaliation takes the form\nof care and grooming.\n<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nooo!\n<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"slither slither"\nNooo!\n<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that?!\n<br>**[13:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gunshots, a scream...\nand now a slithery sound!\n<br>**[13:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"slither slither"\n<br>**[13:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"slither slither"\nNo!\n<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"slither slither"\nNo...\n<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...\n<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's getting slithered but good!\n<br>**[13:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!\n<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koro Sensei!\n<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How are those boobs?!\n<br>**[13:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wish I could have enjoyed\nmyself a little longer...\n<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'm really looking forward\nto our classes together.\n<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What happened in there?\n<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ms. Bitch is wearing a\nwholesome, retro gym outfit!\n<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think he did all that\nto me in only one minute...\n<br>**[13:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He loosened my stiff shoulders and back,\n<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gave me a lymphatic oil massage,\n<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;got me changed at top speed...\n<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then to do that slithery\nthing with his tentacles?\n<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What* thing?!<br>**[13:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you do, Koro Sensei?\n<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care.\n<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the face of a guilty grown-up!\n<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back to the classroom, now.\n<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, sir.\n<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is unforgivable. I've never\nsuffered such an unsightly failure!\n<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am a *pro*, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!<br>**[14:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Study Hall"\n<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That octopus better not think a pro like me\n<br>**[14:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is already out of ideas.\n<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll need all-new supplies.\n<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! Why doesn't this\nbackwoods school have Wi-Fi?!\n<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're trying awful hard, Ms. Bitch.\n<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your pride must be in tatters after that.\n<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me...\n<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?\n<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you won't teach us anything,\ncould you swap with Koro Sensei?\n<br>**[14:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got entrance exams this year.\n<br>**[14:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ha! You want that vicious\ncreature to teach you?\n<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think your exams compare\nat all to a planetary crisis?\n<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Must be nice being a clueless kid!\n<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, I understand you E-Class students\n<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are the school's loser misfits.\n<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There can't be any point to studying *now*.<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know--how about this?\n<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If my attempt succeeds,\nI'll give you 5 million yen to share!\n<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's far more than you'd gain\nfrom any pointless schoolwork!\n<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So shut up and do as I...\n<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get out.\n<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Get out, you damn bitch!\n--Bring in Koro Sensei!\n<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!\n<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"No Big Boobs!!"\nI'd like to see you try!\n<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"No Big Boobs!!"\nYeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!\n<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's* your complaint?<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Staff Room"\n<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is *with* those brats?!<br>**[15:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're sharing space with\na fine woman like me--\n<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and they're not grateful?!\n<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're not--hence the classroom chaos.\n<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go apologize to them--\n<br>**[16:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you want to stick around\nfor another attempt, that is.\n<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why should I? I have\nno teaching experience!\n<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me focus on assassination!\n<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, then. Come with me.\n<br>**[16:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Erromango, one of the islands of\nVanuatu, or the New Hebrides...\n<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's *he* doing?<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Writing test questions.\n<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's what he does every\nWednesday during sixth period.\n<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sure seems to be taking a long time.\n<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At Mach 20, shouldn't those\ntests be written already?\n<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're different for each student.\n<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He writes individualized questions,\ntaking into account\n<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the students' best and worst subjects.\n<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chiba has spatial figures down pat.\n<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't I give him a slightly\ntougher trick question?\n<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He has advanced intelligence and speed,\n<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this dangerous creature\nwho'll destroy the Earth.\n<br>**[16:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And his teaching work is close to perfect.\n<br>**[17:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take that!\n<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now look at the students.\n<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're just fooling around.\n<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's training: how to accurately\nstrike a moving target with a knife.\n<br>**[17:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Assassination badminton. I taught them that.\n--Attack!\n<br>**[17:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--That's a thrust: 3 points.\n--Whaaat?\n<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Target and teacher,\n<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;assassins and students.\n<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here in this bizarre classroom\nthat creature's made for us,\n<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everyone has two roles to play.\n<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You make a big deal out of being a pro,\n<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but if you can't be both an assassin *and* a teacher,<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then this is the worst\nplace for a pro like you.\n<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You okay?\n<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sheesh!\n<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want to stay here\nand keep going after him,\n<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't look down on these students.\n<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You're incredible in bed." Repeat.\n<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on!\n<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Y-You are incredible in bed."\n<br>**[18:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I assassinated a certain VIP in America,\n<br>**[18:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I first turned on the charm\nto get close to his bodyguard.\n<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those are the words he said to me. They mean:\n<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You're great in the sack!"\n<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just what are you making\nus junior-high kids say?!\n<br>**[18:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's often said that the fastest\nway to learn another language\n<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to get yourself a lover who speaks it.\n<br>**[18:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to know what they're feeling,\n<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you try your hardest to\nunderstand what they say.\n<br>**[18:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When necessary in the course of my work...\n<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"David" "Christiano" "Nemanja" "Eric" "Ji Sung" "Shinji" "Howard"\nWhen necessary in the course of my work...\n<br>**[18:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have used that method to learn\nmore than a few new languages.\n<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Therefore, my lessons will teach\nyou how to sweet-talk foreigners.\n<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The basics of chummy chats,\nstraight from a pro assassin:\n<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master them and they'll come in\nhandy with a real live foreigner.\n<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A foreigner!\n<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Depp-ish" "Jolie-esque"\nA foreigner!\n<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let that octopus teach you\nwhat you need for your exams.\n<br>**[19:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only thing I can teach you\nis practical conversation skills.\n<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if you *still* don't think of me as a teacher,<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give up on my assassination and leave.\n<br>**[19:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That ought to fly with you all.\n<br>**[19:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... I'm sorry about all that stuff.\n<br>**[19:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why so nervous? You were\njust threatening to kill us!\n<br>**[19:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's totally a teacher now.\n<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't call you "Ms. Bitch" anymore.\n<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You... you understand!\n<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It *was* a pretty rude thing to call a teacher.<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. We need something else.\n<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How 'bout "Professor Bitch"?\n<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er... how about we move away\nfrom the whole "bitch" thing?\n<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--\n<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that "bitch" thing\nreally isn't going away.\n<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. "Professor Bitch" fits her\nway better than "Ms. Irina."\n<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, there you have it.\nWelcome, Professor Bitch!\n<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get started, Professor Bitch!\n<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hate you all *so much*!<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's fitting right in.\n<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More or less.\n<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't screw with me!\nBunch of rotten brats!\n<br>**[20:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.\n<br>**[20:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want my students to be able to\nconverse with an actual foreigner,\n<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and really, who better than\na globetrotting assassin?\n<br>**[21:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean he saw all this coming?\n<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time to top off my sugar reserves\n<br>**[21:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--after all that hard mental work!\n--He stubbornly refuses to say\n<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why he started teaching the E Class.\n<br>**[21:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the more we make this place\nthe ideal assassination environment,\n<br>**[21:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the more we're lured into making it\nthe ideal learning environment.\n<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Aren't you cute?! --I am *not*!<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This monster's got us all\nat the tips of his tentacles.\n<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There'll be a big taste test tonight!\n<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*On the backs of closed eyelids *<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *<br>**[22:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*C'mon, let's go walking *<br>**[22:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I draw and I draw *<br>**[22:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But they don't get any neater *<br>**[22:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *<br>**[22:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I still remember the shooting star *<br>**[22:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *<br>**[22:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hello, shooting star *<br>**[22:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hello, shooting star again *<br>**[22:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's been waiting *<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That dreaming girl has been here *<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All this time, ah ah *<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just like she was that day, ah ah *<br>**[22:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shine again *<br>