E4 - The Happy Roswaal Mansion Family

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[00:18] Subaru
    I don't know this ceiling.
[00:25] Subaru
    The wound on my stomach is gone...
[00:29] Subaru
    Everything considered, it must've been her.
[00:31] Subaru
    Emilia's healing power, huh?
[00:45] Subaru
    Well, at any rate, seems I got out of
    using Return by Death this time...
[00:51] Subaru
    But normally, wouldn't you wake up to a girl
[00:54] Subaru
    by your bed asking, "Are you awake,"
    after she'd cared for you all this time?
[00:58] Subaru
    For a story about being summoned to
    another world, it's kinda flawed.
[01:10] Subaru
    A looping hallway...
[01:12] Subaru
    One of those things where I can't
    leave until I find the right room?
[01:15] Subaru
    The typical pattern says that the
    first door is likely to be it!
[01:21] Beatrice
    What a profoundly aggravating
    man you are, I suppose.
[01:25] Subaru
    First NPC found!
[01:27] Subaru
    With that cold attitude, you're gonna
    ruin your cute face.
[01:30] Subaru
    Come on, smile... Smile.
[01:32] Beatrice
    A derisive sneer is the only
    smile worth giving you.
[01:35] Subaru
    Are you mad because I guessed
    correctly on the first try?
[01:39] Subaru
    I've always been a pretty lucky guesser...
[01:41] Subaru
    I can understand why game masters would
    want me in all the events, but sorry!
[01:47] Subaru
    So, what is this place, anyway?
[01:49] Beatrice
    Hmph, it's Betty's multi-purpose room,
    both library and bedroom, I suppose.
[01:54] Subaru
    Talk about your token response.
[01:55] Subaru
    Are you one of the manual
    girls everyone's into now?
[01:58] Beatrice
    Betty's had just about enough.
[02:00] Beatrice
    Time to teach you a lesson, I suppose.
[02:03] Subaru
    Hey, what are you gonna do?
[02:05] Beatrice
    Don't you dare move.
[02:08] Beatrice
    Anything you'd like to say?
[02:10] Subaru
    D-Don't hurt me.
[02:22] Subaru
    What did you do to me, you drill loli?
[02:24] Beatrice
    I only collected the mana
    from your body, I suppose.
[02:28] Beatrice
    It confirmed that you are not an enemy.
[02:31] Subaru
    You're not human, are you?
[02:34] Subaru
    And I don't mean your personality...
[02:36] Beatrice
    It took you long enough to notice, I suppose.
[02:38] Subaru
    I take it back... Your personality
    isn't human, either.
[02:41] Beatrice
    Do not measure a proud, noble being
    by your standards, human.
[04:24] Subaru
    I know that ceiling.
[04:27] Rem
    Oh, he has awakened, Sister.
[04:29] Ram
    Indeed, he's awakened, Rem.
[04:31] Subaru
    I, a denizen of the night,
    waking in the morning?
[04:34] Subaru
    I'm getting all emotional...
[04:36] Subaru
    I'd better go to sleep a second time.
[04:38] Subaru
    No, I woke up earlier, so this makes three.
[04:42] Rem
    My, what a deadbeat thing to say.
[04:44] ---
    Did you hear that, Sister?
[04:46] Ram
    Yes, truly a loser's words. I heard him, Rem.
[04:49] Subaru
    All right!
[04:49] Subaru
    Who are these two voices that
    keep criticizing me in stereo?!
[04:54] Subaru
    N-No way...
[04:55] Subaru
    Maid costumes exist in this world, too?
[04:58] Subaru
    In my mind, maids were always the
    very personification of elegance!
[05:03] Subaru
    This ain't so bad, either!
[05:05] Rem
    How terrible. You are being violated
    in our guest's mind, Sister.
[05:10] Ram
    It is terrible. You're experiencing the
    ultimate shame in our guest's mind, Rem.
[05:15] Subaru
    Don't underestimate my capacity.
[05:17] Subaru
    You're both fair prey in my fantasies...
[05:22] Emilia
    Can't you wake up more peacefully, Subaru?
[05:31] Subaru
    Whoever picked that outfit totally gets it!
[05:34] Emilia
    I don't know what you're talking about,
[05:36] Emilia
    but the fact that I know it's something
    stupid is disappointing.
[05:39] Rem
    Listen to this, Emilia-sama.
[05:41] Rem
    My dear sister was just violated by that man.
[05:44] Ram
    Please listen to this, Emilia-sama.
[05:45] Ram
    Rem was held prisoner and
    shamed by that man.
[05:48] Emilia
    And you two, don't tease him too much.
[05:50] Rem
    Yes, Emilia-sama. My sister is very sorry.
[05:53] Ram
    Yes, Emilia-sama. Rem's sorry, as well.
[05:56] Emilia
    Subaru, are you feeling all right?
[05:58] Emilia
    Does anything feel off?
[06:00] Subaru
    Huh? Oh, I'm just a bit groggy
    from oversleeping.
[06:04] Subaru
    You saved me, didn't you, Emilia-tan?
[06:06] Emilia
    Huh? "Tan"?
[06:08] Emilia
    What does "tan" mean?
[06:09] Suburu
    Uh, you can just ignore that one.
[06:12] Subaru
    Seriously, though, thanks. You saved me.
[06:15] Emilia
    No, I'm the one who should thank you.
[06:18] Emilia
    You barely know me, but you
    risked your life to save me.
[06:22] Emilia
    It's only natural I'd heal your wounds afterward.
[06:28] Subaru
    Then, once again,
[06:29] ---
    I guess it's time to start a new day!
[06:34] Subaru
    This place really is huge...
[06:36] Subaru
    The yard isn't so much a yard as a field.
[06:40] Emilia
    Those are unusual movements.
    What are you doing?
[06:43] Subaru
    My homeland's ancient practice
    of warm-up exercises.
[06:47] Subaru
    Come on, Emilia-tan! Join me!
[06:49] Subaru
    Radio calisthenics, number 2...
[06:51] Subaru
    Bounce on both feet to loosen up your body!
[06:54] Emilia
    Huh? You're kidding! What is that?
[06:56] Subaru
    Just do what I do.
[06:58] Subaru
    I'll drill the essence of radio
    calisthenics into you!
[07:06] Subaru
    Now, raise both arms and shout, "Victory!"
[07:10] Emilia
    V-Victory!
[07:11] Puck
    Victory! Victory!
[07:14] Puck
    Victory!
[07:16] Puck
    Hi, Subaru! Great morning, isn't it?
[07:19] Subaru
    Well, since this morning's wee hours,
    it's been nothing but chaos for me.
[07:23] Subaru
    Looping hallways and a mean
    little girl on a rampage...
[07:26] Subaru
    And then, shedding the sweat
    of passion with Emilia-tan.
[07:30] Emilia
    Don't make it sound so scandalous!
[07:33] Emilia
    Good morning, Puck.
[07:34] ---
    Sorry I put you through so much yesterday.
[07:36] Puck
    Morning, Lia. I almost lost you yesterday.
[07:40] Puck
    I can never thank Subaru enough.
[07:43] Puck
    I must do something for him.
[07:45] Subaru
    Okay, then...
[07:46] Subaru
    Let me pet your fur whenever I want!
[07:49] Emilia
    Huh? That's all?
[07:51] Subaru
    For a first-rate fur master such as myself,
[07:54] Subaru
    being able to love on the object of
    your petting affections at any time
[07:57] Subaru
    is worth as much as a multimillionaire's riches!
[08:01] Subaru
    Oh, man, these ears...
[08:03] Subaru
    I'm in love with how soft you are.
[08:06] Puck
    Since I can kind of read your mind,
    I know you feel that way,
[08:08] Puck
    but I'm amazed you can say it!
[08:11] Puck
    It's okay, Lia.
[08:13] Puck
    I can't find any malice, hostility,
    or ill-intent in Subaru.
[08:16] Subaru
    It's so cute how you call her "Lia," too.
[08:19] Puck
    Not as cute as your "Emilia-tan"!
[08:22] Emilia
    You really are strange, Subaru.
[08:24] Subaru
    Huh?
[08:31] Emilia
    Oh? What brings you two here?
[08:34] Both
    Emilia-sama...
[08:35] Both
    Our lord, Roswaal-sama, has returned.
[08:39] Both
    Please come inside.
[08:45] Beatrice
    I was watching you from upstairs,
    and you know what?
[08:48] Beatrice
    It would seem you're quite dumb, I suppose.
[08:50] Subaru
    Where do you get off saying that, you loli?!
[08:53] Beatrice
    What does that word mean?
[08:55] Beatrice
    I've never heard it before, and it irritates me.
[08:58] Puck
    Hey, Betty. Haven't seen you in four days.
[08:59] Puck
    Have you been well and staying ladylike?
[09:02] Beatrice
    Bubby!
[09:04] Beatrice
    I've been waiting for you to come home.
[09:07] Beatrice
    Will you stay with me today, do you suppose?
[09:09] Puck
    Sure, no problem.
[09:11] Puck
    Let's finally relax together today.
[09:13] Beatrice
    Yay!
[09:16] Emilia
    Bewildered, aren't you?
[09:18] Emilia
    Beatrice is so taken with Puck.
[09:20] Subaru
    Who even says "bewildered" nowadays?
[09:24] Roswaal
    My, my! How unusual to
    see you here, Beatrice...
[09:27] Roswaal
    I'm so happy you've decided to dine with me.
[09:33] Beatrice
    That boy is more than enough
    addle-brained fool for me, I suppose.
[09:36] Beatrice
    Betty was only waiting for Bubby!
[09:39] Subaru
    You guys hired a clown to entertain
    you before each meal?
[09:43] Subaru
    I'll never understand how rich folks think.
[09:45] Emilia
    Um, Subaru, that man is...
[09:47] Roswaal
    Oh, no... It's quite all right, Emilia-sama...
[09:51] Subaru
    What's going on?
[09:52] Roswaal
    Only that I am the lord of this
    manor, Roswaal L. Mathers,
[09:58] Roswaal
    Natsuki Subaru-kun.
[10:08] Subaru
    This is way better than normal food!
[10:11] Roswaal
    Despite her appearance, Rem's cooking
    is quite impressive.
[10:14] Subaru
    So this was cooked by the one with
    blue hair... Um, Rem-chan, right?
[10:19] Subaru
    You made this?
[10:20] Rem
    Yes, sir.
[10:22] ---
    I do the cooking in this house.
[10:25] Rem
    My sister is not very good at cooking.
[10:28] Subaru
    Ah, twins who are good at different things!
[10:31] Subaru
    Is your sister good at cleaning, then?
[10:34] Rem
    Yes, that is correct.
[10:35] Rem
    My sister excels at housework,
    particularly cleaning and laundry.
[10:38] Subaru
    So, Rem-rin, you're good at cooking,
    but bad at cleaning and laundry?
[10:43] Rem
    No, I am generally good
    at all household tasks.
[10:46] Rem
    I am also better at cleaning
    and laundry than my sister.
[10:49] Subaru
    Does your sister even have a purpose?!
[10:51] Roswaal
    You are truly a strange young man...
[10:54] Roswaal
    You come to the mansion of Margrave
    Mathers, in the Kingdom of Lugunica,
[10:57] Roswaal
    but you claim to understand nothing!
[11:01] Subaru
    Is something bad happening in this country?
[11:05] Roswaal
    Well, it is not in an agreeable state.
[11:07] Roswaal
    After all, Lugunica's king
    is currently not present.
[11:12] Roswaal
    No, there's no need to be concerned...
[11:16] Roswaal
    Everyone is already aware of the reality.
[11:21] Subaru
    Really?
[11:22] Subaru
    I expected a "Now that you know my secret,
    I can't let you leave here alive" thing.
[11:26] Roswaal
    Around the same time as
    the king went into hiding,
[11:28] Roswaal
    an epidemic began to spread through the castle!
[11:32] Roswaal
    The king and his children are the last of his line.
[11:34] Roswaal
    Currently, a council of wise
    men manages the nation,
[11:38] Roswaal
    and they are now in the process
    of selecting a new king!
[11:42] Subaru
    I see. I'm starting to get the picture.
[11:45] Subaru
    On top of his absence, the royal selection
    is causing confusion in the kingdom.
[11:48] Subaru
    Then, suddenly, I appear from another world—
[11:51] Subaru
    Wait, I'm totally suspect here!
[11:52] Roswaal
    And on top of all that,
[11:55] Roswaal
    you made contact with Emilia-sama,
    thus becoming connected to my household!
[12:00] Subaru
    Wait, why would the lord of the
    mansion call her "Emilia-sama"?
[12:04] Roswaal
    It's only natural to address someone of
    higher status with all due respect...
[12:10] Subaru
    Um, so Emilia-tan would be...
[12:14] Emilia
    My current status is
[12:17] Emilia
    a candidate to become the Kingdom
    of Lugunica's forty-second ruler,
[12:20] Emilia
    with Margrave Roswaal's backing.
[12:23] Subaru
    What?!
[12:24] Emilia
    Sorry to surprise you.
[12:26] ---
    I wasn't trying to keep it a secret.
[12:30] Subaru
    Hey, it's that insignia.
[12:33] Emilia
    This qualifies one to be a candidate for king.
[12:36] Emilia
    It's a touchstone for determining
    if one is worthy of the throne.
[12:42] Subaru
    Wait, Emilia-tan, you lost an insignia that
    qualifies you to rule the kingdom?
[12:46] Emilia
    Don't put it like that! I didn't lose it!
[12:48] Emilia
    It was stolen from me by a thief!
[12:50] Subaru
    That's the same thing!
[12:52] Subaru
    And what if you lose that thing, anyway?
[12:54] Subaru
    Will a government office issue another?
[12:56] Roswaal
    Oh, my! If you'd lost it, then there
    would be no doubt...
[13:01] Roswaal
    If it were thought that one, who can't
    even protect a tiny insignia,
[13:04] Roswaal
    can't be entrusted with the nation's
    rule, that would be the end.
[13:08] Subaru
    Now that I think about it,
    I did a damn good job.
[13:12] Subaru
    This totally raises my expectations
    for a reward...
[13:15] Emilia
    Yeah, you're right. You were my true savior.
[13:19] Emilia
    So ask for anything.
[13:20] Roswaal
    You may have any reward you request.
    Merely state your desire!
[13:27] Subaru
    In that case, I have but one request.
[13:33] Subaru
    Hire me to work in this mansion!
[13:39] Ram
    Achoo.
[13:42] Emilia
    That isn't quite right...
[13:44] Emilia
    Wasn't there anything else that fit, Subaru?
[13:47] Subaru
    Oddly, some of the girls' stuff fit me, but...
[13:49] Rem
    Our deepest apologies, sir. I mean, Subaru.
[13:53] Ram
    You look ridiculous, sir. I mean, Barusu.
[13:55] Subaru
    Um, Nee-sama, you just turned my
    name into a blinding curse.
[13:59] Ram
    Rem, looking at Barusu's ridiculous
    appearance, notice anything?
[14:03] Rem
    His shoulders are shaped funny, his legs
    are short, and his eyes are scary?
[14:07] Subaru
    I can't do anything about two of those!
[14:10] Ram
    We can't allow you to work here
    in such shady-looking attire.
[14:13] Ram
    People would question Roswaal-sama's dignity.
[14:16] Ram
    Let us alter the jacket, at least.
    Rem, if you please.
[14:19] Emilia
    Then, I have to study for the royal selection.
[14:22] Emilia
    Good luck with your work, too, Subaru.
[14:24] Subaru
    Yep, leave it to me, Emilia-tan.
[14:27] Rem
    I shall take your measurements.
    Stand still, with your back straight.
[14:34] Rem
    Please refrain from strange
    noises. It's unpleasant.
[14:37] Subaru
    That was beyond my control...
[14:39] Subaru
    This is awkward for a guy in multiple ways!
[14:42] Ram
    This is the VIP room.
[14:43] Ram
    This is the bathing room.
[14:45] Ram
    This is the kitchen.
[14:46] Ram
    And this is the lavatory.
[14:48] Subaru
    In a mansion like this,
    the restroom must be huge.
[14:51] Beatrice
    You're so great, Bubby! Your fur is the best—
[14:55] Subaru
    Don't worry. I won't tell a soul.
[14:58] Subaru
    The feel of that fur would make anyone—
[15:00] Subaru
    Hey! Let me finish!
[15:06] Ram
    That was Beatrice-sama's Door Crossing.
[15:08] Subaru
    So it's a spell that can connect any
    door in the mansion to her room?
[15:12] Ram
    Once Beatrice-sama has
    eliminated her presence,
[15:15] Ram
    there's no way to find her without
    trying every door in the mansion.
[15:20] Subaru
    She's in here!
[15:22] Pack
    That was impressive, Subaru...
[15:24] Beatrice
    You picked the right door again?
[15:26] Subaru
    What did I tell you?
[15:27] ---
    I'm a flag-crusher who
    makes game masters cry.
[15:30] Beatrice
    I don't understand what you're saying!
[15:32] Subaru
    I don't know who you are, either.
[15:34] Subaru
    Ros-chi's little sister?
[15:36] Beatrice
    I'd never want to be his
    sister, I suppose! Hmph!
[15:39] Puck
    Betty is the librarian who oversees the
    Roswaal mansion's forbidden library.
[15:42] Ram
    Roswaal-sama is the greatest
    magic user in the kingdom.
[15:46] Ram
    He has many books that
    mustn't be seen by others.
[15:48] Ram
    Beatrice-sama is contracted to protect them.
[15:51] Beatrice
    If you get it now, then go away.
[15:55] Ram
    This concludes our tour of the mansion.
[15:58] Ram
    Any questions?
[16:00] Subaru
    I know it's no use saying this after it's over,
[16:03] Subaru
    but shouldn't Emilia-tan be the one
    with me for the tour event?
[16:07] Ram
    If you have no questions,
    let's get to your actual job.
[16:11] Ram
    You'll help me with my work, Barusu.
[16:14] Subaru
    This must be where my hidden
    skill as a butler reveals itself!
[16:18] Ram
    My work today is caring for the front yard
    and garden, helping to prepare lunch,
[16:22] Ram
    polishing the silver, airing the futons,
    laundry, bathroom cleaning,
[16:25] Ram
    and the mansion's monthly soot cleaning.
[16:29] Subaru
    I'm exhausted...
[16:32] Rem
    This is Rem. Do you have a moment, Subaru?
[16:35] Subaru
    Sure, I'm good!
[16:37] Subaru
    I won't do anything weird, so come on in.
[16:39] Rem
    Your permission actually makes
    you sound less credible.
[16:42] Rem
    Pardon me, then.
[16:45] Subaru
    You already finished it?
[16:47] Rem
    When it is Roswaal-sama's clothing,
    my priority is to take care.
[16:50] Rem
    But since this is yours...
[16:51] Subaru
    Did you just imply that you cut corners?
[16:56] Subaru
    I hate to admit it, but it's perfect.
[16:58] Subaru
    Well? Do I look good?
[16:59] Rem
    Combined with the rarity of gray clothes,
[17:02] Rem
    no one in any kind of strange
    garment could rival you.
[17:05] Subaru
    Okay! Not a compliment at all!
[17:07] Rem
    What shall we do with that?
[17:09] Subaru
    This one's easy. Got a needle and thread?
[17:11] Rem
    I brought them. Shall I repair it now?
[17:15] Subaru
    Nah, I'll do it.
[17:16] Subaru
    Don't underestimate my sewing skills...
[17:23] Rem
    I am surprised.
[17:24] Rem
    I must give you full marks for your sewing.
[17:27] Rem
    Like you, however, it does
    not seem very useful.
[17:33] Subaru
    Ow!
[17:34] Ram
    You may get full marks for sewing, but you're
    still useless with a knife, Barusu.
[17:38] Rem
    As always, you make such a lovely image
    when peeling vegetables, Sister.
[17:42] Subaru
    Your bias is so blatant, it's almost comforting!
[17:44] Subaru
    I'd like a comment on my work, too!
[17:47] Rem
    I pity the farmer who grew those vegetables.
[17:50] Subaru
    Stop! You're breaking my heart!
[17:52] Ram
    You don't know how to handle a knife, Barusu.
[17:55] Ram
    You should hold the knife still,
    turning the vegetable.
[17:58] Ram
    Frankly speaking, my best
    dish is steamed tatoes.
[18:01] Subaru
    How can you say that with
    such a triumphant look?
[18:04] Subaru
    Just watch...
[18:05] Subaru
    My favorite blade, Shooting Star,
    will show you a thing or two—
[18:08] Subaru
    It sliced right through me!
[18:23] Roswaal
    It's been five days since Subaru-kun
    came to the mansion.
[18:26] Roswaal
    How has he been?
[18:28] ---
    By now, we should be seeing something.
[18:31] Ram
    Cooking, laundry, cleaning.
[18:33] Ram
    He is useless at all of them.
[18:35] Roswaal
    How strict of you...
[18:37] Roswaal
    And?
[18:38] Roswaal
    What of his potential as a spy?
[18:41] Ram
    I cannot deny it exists, but I believe
    the possibility is slim.
[18:45] Ram
    For better or worse.
[18:47] ---
    Specifically for worse, he is too conspicuous.
[18:50] Roswaal
    And if he is too conspicuous...
[18:53] Roswaal
    Despite that possibility,
    he certainly is carefree.
[18:58] Roswaal
    As I personally see it,
    interfering would be wise.
[19:03] Ram
    They are only children.
[19:05] ---
    Even if we let them be, nothing will happen.
[19:14] Emilia
    It isn't that fun to watch, is it?
[19:16] Subaru
    When I'm with you, nothing is
    boring, Emilia-tan.
[19:20] Emilia
    That makes me happy, even if
    you're only flattering me.
[19:26] Subaru
    Besides, we haven't had a chance
    to talk for the past few days.
[19:30] Emilia
    That's right. It must be difficult for
    you to learn your work here.
[19:34] Subaru
    Yes, it is! It's killing me!
[19:37] Subaru
    I wish I could be sequentially comforted in
    your arms, on your chest, on your lap—
[19:40] Emilia
    Yeah, yeah. If you can joke around
    like that, you must be fine.
[19:49] Subaru
    The moon sure is pretty.
[19:52] Emilia
    Yes, it's far beyond our reach.
[19:54] Subaru
    I got a really touching response,
    without even trying!
[19:59] Emilia
    Anyway, don't you think you're
    a bit lacking in ambition?
[20:02] Emilia
    Like that time with Puck,
[20:04] Emilia
    and in the capital, when you
    asked for my name.
[20:07] Subaru
    You just don't get it, Emilia-tan...
[20:09] Subaru
    I want what I want at that exact moment,
[20:12] ---
    and I want it from the bottom of my heart.
[20:16] Emilia
    Huh?
[20:17] Subaru
    At the time, I wanted to know your name.
[20:21] Subaru
    In a new land, nervous, and unsure of the
    future, I'd no expectations for tomorrow.
[20:26] Subaru
    When I think about it calmly,
[20:27] Subaru
    there were probably other things
    I should have wanted.
[20:31] Subaru
    But I can't lie to myself.
[20:37] Subaru
    Same with the request I made to Ros-chi...
[20:40] Subaru
    I'm flat broke right now.
[20:43] Subaru
    I could cheat him out of
    a fortune and live it up,
[20:45] Subaru
    but I can just as easily obtain
    a source of livelihood, right?
[20:49] Emilia
    But couldn't you have become a permanent
    guest, rather than an employee?
[20:53] Subaru
    I never thought of that!
[20:58] Subaru
    Oh, man, talk about pathetic...
[21:00] Subaru
    You should keep your efforts a secret, huh?
[21:03] Emilia
    Do you want me to use my healing magic?
[21:05] Subaru
    Nah, I'm fine like this.
[21:07] Emilia
    Why?
[21:09] Subaru
    It's kind of hard to explain, but...
[21:12] Subaru
    Well, this is proof of the effort I've put in.
[21:15] Subaru
    I don't actually dislike exerting
    myself, you know.
[21:18] Subaru
    Learning to do something I couldn't before...
[21:21] Subaru
    Well, it's not so bad.
[21:25] Emilia
    That's right. Yes, I think you're right.
[21:29] Emilia
    Really, Subaru, you idiot.
[21:31] Subaru
    Hey, what's with that reaction?
[21:33] Subaru
    This is where you fall for me, all over again.
[21:35] Emilia
    I never fell for you initially!
[21:38] Emilia
    Honestly, you're so silly.
[21:44] Subaru
    EMA...
[21:45] Emilia
    Huh?
[21:46] Subaru
    It's short for "Emilia-tan, major angel."
[21:48] Emilia
    I'm thanking you, and you're
    joking around again!
[21:51] Emilia
    Anyway, I know you're working hard,
[21:55] Emilia
    but how did your hands get so torn up?
[21:57] Subaru
    I cut this one with knives in the kitchen...
[22:00] Subaru
    And this is from the evening when
    I went shopping in town,
[22:03] Subaru
    and a little animal some kids
    were playing with bit me.
[22:06] Emilia
    It wasn't the result of your effort?
[22:08] Subaru
    Those kids were ruthless,
[22:10] Subaru
    hitting and kicking me, and wiping their
    runny noses on me. It sucked, damn it.
[22:14] Emilia
    You do seem like you'd be good
    with small children, Subaru.
[22:18] Subaru
    I know! Wanna come with me
    tomorrow, to get revenge...
[22:22] Subaru
    I mean, to watch the kids
    and the small animal?
[22:26] Emilia
    It isn't that I don't want to go with you...
[22:29] Subaru
    Then let's go.
[22:30] Emilia
    But if I'm with you, it might
    cause trouble for you.
[22:34] Subaru
    Okay, got it! Let's go!
[22:36] Emilia
    Are you listening to me?
[22:37] Subaru
    I am! I hang on every word
    you say, Emilia-tan!
[22:42] Emilia
    Jeez...
[22:44] Emilia
    Only during a study break, and when
    your work is done, all right?
[22:50] Subaru
    All right! Roger that!
[23:00] Subaru
    Hey, loli girl! You're still up?
[23:02] Beatrice
    So now you can break through my Door
    Crossing like it's natural, I suppose.
[23:07] Subaru
    Oh, I just wanted to say hello
    before going to bed.
[23:10] Subaru
    Can I try that, too?
[23:12] Beatrice
    Only Bubby may touch me, I suppose.
[23:15] Subaru
    No fair that only you can have fun.
[23:17] Subaru
    Well, I'm in a good mood, so I can let it go—
[23:18] Beatrice
    Enough! Just get out of here!
[23:25] Subaru
    That has nothing to do with Betty, I suppose.
[23:28] Subaru
    For our date tomorrow,
[23:30] Subaru
    I'll have to come up with an excuse
    to ditch the village kids.
[23:33] Subaru
    Oh! First, I've gotta learn where all the
    good views, flower fields, and stuff are...
[23:37] Subaru
    Crap! I can't sleep while
    I'm thinking about this!
[23:41] Subaru
    Oh, I know!
[23:43] Subaru
    One Puck... Two Pucks...
[23:48] Subaru
    A hundred and one Pucks...
[23:54] Subaru
    A new dawn has come! A dawn of hope!
[23:57] Subaru
    Natsuki Subaru will make
    giant strides today...
[24:02] Subaru
    What?! You were in here?
[24:04] Subaru
    I'm so embarrassed!
[24:05] ---
    You should have said something!
[24:08] Rem
    Sister, Sister... Our guest appears
    to be a bit confused.
[24:12] Ram
    Rem, Rem... It looks as though
    our guest has gone crazy.
[24:16] Subaru
    Why are you calling me a guest?
[24:19] Subaru
    You two and your jokes...
[24:31] Subaru
    The wounds
SIGN    The Happy Roswaal Mansion Family
[24:32] Subaru
    are gone.