# E4 - The Happy Roswaal Mansion Family
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**[00:18] Subaru**
I don't know this ceiling.
**[00:25] Subaru**
The wound on my stomach is gone...
**[00:29] Subaru**
Everything considered, it must've been her.
**[00:31] Subaru**
Emilia's healing power, huh?
**[00:45] Subaru**
Well, at any rate, seems I got out of
using Return by Death this time...
**[00:51] Subaru**
But normally, wouldn't you wake up to a girl
**[00:54] Subaru**
by your bed asking, "Are you awake,"
after she'd cared for you all this time?
**[00:58] Subaru**
For a story about being summoned to
another world, it's kinda flawed.
**[01:10] Subaru**
A looping hallway...
**[01:12] Subaru**
One of those things where I can't
leave until I find the right room?
**[01:15] Subaru**
The typical pattern says that the
first door is likely to be it!
**[01:21] Beatrice**
What a profoundly aggravating
man you are, I suppose.
**[01:25] Subaru**
First NPC found!
**[01:27] Subaru**
With that cold attitude, you're gonna
ruin your cute face.
**[01:30] Subaru**
Come on, smile... Smile.
**[01:32] Beatrice**
A derisive sneer is the only
smile worth giving you.
**[01:35] Subaru**
Are you mad because I guessed
correctly on the first try?
**[01:39] Subaru**
I've always been a pretty lucky guesser...
**[01:41] Subaru**
I can understand why game masters would
want me in all the events, but sorry!
**[01:47] Subaru**
So, what is this place, anyway?
**[01:49] Beatrice**
Hmph, it's Betty's multi-purpose room,
both library and bedroom, I suppose.
**[01:54] Subaru**
Talk about your token response.
**[01:55] Subaru**
Are you one of the manual
girls everyone's into now?
**[01:58] Beatrice**
Betty's had just about enough.
**[02:00] Beatrice**
Time to teach you a lesson, I suppose.
**[02:03] Subaru**
Hey, what are you gonna do?
**[02:05] Beatrice**
Don't you dare move.
**[02:08] Beatrice**
Anything you'd like to say?
**[02:10] Subaru**
D-Don't hurt me.
**[02:22] Subaru**
What did you do to me, you drill loli?
**[02:24] Beatrice**
I only collected the mana
from your body, I suppose.
**[02:28] Beatrice**
It confirmed that you are not an enemy.
**[02:31] Subaru**
You're not human, are you?
**[02:34] Subaru**
And I don't mean your personality...
**[02:36] Beatrice**
It took you long enough to notice, I suppose.
**[02:38] Subaru**
I take it back... Your personality
isn't human, either.
**[02:41] Beatrice**
Do not measure a proud, noble being
by your standards, human.
**[04:24] Subaru**
I know that ceiling.
**[04:27] Rem**
Oh, he has awakened, Sister.
**[04:29] Ram**
Indeed, he's awakened, Rem.
**[04:31] Subaru**
I, a denizen of the night,
waking in the morning?
**[04:34] Subaru**
I'm getting all emotional...
**[04:36] Subaru**
I'd better go to sleep a second time.
**[04:38] Subaru**
No, I woke up earlier, so this makes three.
**[04:42] Rem**
My, what a deadbeat thing to say.
**[04:44] ---**
Did you hear that, Sister?
**[04:46] Ram**
Yes, truly a loser's words. I heard him, Rem.
**[04:49] Subaru**
All right!
**[04:49] Subaru**
Who are these two voices that
keep criticizing me in stereo?!
**[04:54] Subaru**
N-No way...
**[04:55] Subaru**
Maid costumes exist in this world, too?
**[04:58] Subaru**
In my mind, maids were always the
very personification of elegance!
**[05:03] Subaru**
This ain't so bad, either!
**[05:05] Rem**
How terrible. You are being violated
in our guest's mind, Sister.
**[05:10] Ram**
It is terrible. You're experiencing the
ultimate shame in our guest's mind, Rem.
**[05:15] Subaru**
Don't underestimate my capacity.
**[05:17] Subaru**
You're both fair prey in my fantasies...
**[05:22] Emilia**
Can't you wake up more peacefully, Subaru?
**[05:31] Subaru**
Whoever picked that outfit totally gets it!
**[05:34] Emilia**
I don't know what you're talking about,
**[05:36] Emilia**
but the fact that I know it's something
stupid is disappointing.
**[05:39] Rem**
Listen to this, Emilia-sama.
**[05:41] Rem**
My dear sister was just violated by that man.
**[05:44] Ram**
Please listen to this, Emilia-sama.
**[05:45] Ram**
Rem was held prisoner and
shamed by that man.
**[05:48] Emilia**
And you two, don't tease him too much.
**[05:50] Rem**
Yes, Emilia-sama. My sister is very sorry.
**[05:53] Ram**
Yes, Emilia-sama. Rem's sorry, as well.
**[05:56] Emilia**
Subaru, are you feeling all right?
**[05:58] Emilia**
Does anything feel off?
**[06:00] Subaru**
Huh? Oh, I'm just a bit groggy
from oversleeping.
**[06:04] Subaru**
You saved me, didn't you, Emilia-tan?
**[06:06] Emilia**
Huh? "Tan"?
**[06:08] Emilia**
What does "tan" mean?
**[06:09] Suburu**
Uh, you can just ignore that one.
**[06:12] Subaru**
Seriously, though, thanks. You saved me.
**[06:15] Emilia**
No, I'm the one who should thank you.
**[06:18] Emilia**
You barely know me, but you
risked your life to save me.
**[06:22] Emilia**
It's only natural I'd heal your wounds afterward.
**[06:28] Subaru**
Then, once again,
**[06:29] ---**
I guess it's time to start a new day!
**[06:34] Subaru**
This place really is huge...
**[06:36] Subaru**
The yard isn't so much a yard as a field.
**[06:40] Emilia**
Those are unusual movements.
What are you doing?
**[06:43] Subaru**
My homeland's ancient practice
of warm-up exercises.
**[06:47] Subaru**
Come on, Emilia-tan! Join me!
**[06:49] Subaru**
Radio calisthenics, number 2...
**[06:51] Subaru**
Bounce on both feet to loosen up your body!
**[06:54] Emilia**
Huh? You're kidding! What is that?
**[06:56] Subaru**
Just do what I do.
**[06:58] Subaru**
I'll drill the essence of radio
calisthenics into you!
**[07:06] Subaru**
Now, raise both arms and shout, "Victory!"
**[07:10] Emilia**
V-Victory!
**[07:11] Puck**
Victory! Victory!
**[07:14] Puck**
Victory!
**[07:16] Puck**
Hi, Subaru! Great morning, isn't it?
**[07:19] Subaru**
Well, since this morning's wee hours,
it's been nothing but chaos for me.
**[07:23] Subaru**
Looping hallways and a mean
little girl on a rampage...
**[07:26] Subaru**
And then, shedding the sweat
of passion with Emilia-tan.
**[07:30] Emilia**
Don't make it sound so scandalous!
**[07:33] Emilia**
Good morning, Puck.
**[07:34] ---**
Sorry I put you through so much yesterday.
**[07:36] Puck**
Morning, Lia. I almost lost you yesterday.
**[07:40] Puck**
I can never thank Subaru enough.
**[07:43] Puck**
I must do something for him.
**[07:45] Subaru**
Okay, then...
**[07:46] Subaru**
Let me pet your fur whenever I want!
**[07:49] Emilia**
Huh? That's all?
**[07:51] Subaru**
For a first-rate fur master such as myself,
**[07:54] Subaru**
being able to love on the object of
your petting affections at any time
**[07:57] Subaru**
is worth as much as a multimillionaire's riches!
**[08:01] Subaru**
Oh, man, these ears...
**[08:03] Subaru**
I'm in love with how soft you are.
**[08:06] Puck**
Since I can kind of read your mind,
I know you feel that way,
**[08:08] Puck**
but I'm amazed you can say it!
**[08:11] Puck**
It's okay, Lia.
**[08:13] Puck**
I can't find any malice, hostility,
or ill-intent in Subaru.
**[08:16] Subaru**
It's so cute how you call her "Lia," too.
**[08:19] Puck**
Not as cute as your "Emilia-tan"!
**[08:22] Emilia**
You really are strange, Subaru.
**[08:24] Subaru**
Huh?
**[08:31] Emilia**
Oh? What brings you two here?
**[08:34] Both**
Emilia-sama...
**[08:35] Both**
Our lord, Roswaal-sama, has returned.
**[08:39] Both**
Please come inside.
**[08:45] Beatrice**
I was watching you from upstairs,
and you know what?
**[08:48] Beatrice**
It would seem you're quite dumb, I suppose.
**[08:50] Subaru**
Where do you get off saying that, you loli?!
**[08:53] Beatrice**
What does that word mean?
**[08:55] Beatrice**
I've never heard it before, and it irritates me.
**[08:58] Puck**
Hey, Betty. Haven't seen you in four days.
**[08:59] Puck**
Have you been well and staying ladylike?
**[09:02] Beatrice**
Bubby!
**[09:04] Beatrice**
I've been waiting for you to come home.
**[09:07] Beatrice**
Will you stay with me today, do you suppose?
**[09:09] Puck**
Sure, no problem.
**[09:11] Puck**
Let's finally relax together today.
**[09:13] Beatrice**
Yay!
**[09:16] Emilia**
Bewildered, aren't you?
**[09:18] Emilia**
Beatrice is so taken with Puck.
**[09:20] Subaru**
Who even says "bewildered" nowadays?
**[09:24] Roswaal**
My, my! How unusual to
see you here, Beatrice...
**[09:27] Roswaal**
I'm so happy you've decided to dine with me.
**[09:33] Beatrice**
That boy is more than enough
addle-brained fool for me, I suppose.
**[09:36] Beatrice**
Betty was only waiting for Bubby!
**[09:39] Subaru**
You guys hired a clown to entertain
you before each meal?
**[09:43] Subaru**
I'll never understand how rich folks think.
**[09:45] Emilia**
Um, Subaru, that man is...
**[09:47] Roswaal**
Oh, no... It's quite all right, Emilia-sama...
**[09:51] Subaru**
What's going on?
**[09:52] Roswaal**
Only that I am the lord of this
manor, Roswaal L. Mathers,
**[09:58] Roswaal**
Natsuki Subaru-kun.
**[10:08] Subaru**
This is way better than normal food!
**[10:11] Roswaal**
Despite her appearance, Rem's cooking
is quite impressive.
**[10:14] Subaru**
So this was cooked by the one with
blue hair... Um, Rem-chan, right?
**[10:19] Subaru**
You made this?
**[10:20] Rem**
Yes, sir.
**[10:22] ---**
I do the cooking in this house.
**[10:25] Rem**
My sister is not very good at cooking.
**[10:28] Subaru**
Ah, twins who are good at different things!
**[10:31] Subaru**
Is your sister good at cleaning, then?
**[10:34] Rem**
Yes, that is correct.
**[10:35] Rem**
My sister excels at housework,
particularly cleaning and laundry.
**[10:38] Subaru**
So, Rem-rin, you're good at cooking,
but bad at cleaning and laundry?
**[10:43] Rem**
No, I am generally good
at all household tasks.
**[10:46] Rem**
I am also better at cleaning
and laundry than my sister.
**[10:49] Subaru**
Does your sister even have a purpose?!
**[10:51] Roswaal**
You are truly a strange young man...
**[10:54] Roswaal**
You come to the mansion of Margrave
Mathers, in the Kingdom of Lugunica,
**[10:57] Roswaal**
but you claim to understand nothing!
**[11:01] Subaru**
Is something bad happening in this country?
**[11:05] Roswaal**
Well, it is not in an agreeable state.
**[11:07] Roswaal**
After all, Lugunica's king
is currently not present.
**[11:12] Roswaal**
No, there's no need to be concerned...
**[11:16] Roswaal**
Everyone is already aware of the reality.
**[11:21] Subaru**
Really?
**[11:22] Subaru**
I expected a "Now that you know my secret,
I can't let you leave here alive" thing.
**[11:26] Roswaal**
Around the same time as
the king went into hiding,
**[11:28] Roswaal**
an epidemic began to spread through the castle!
**[11:32] Roswaal**
The king and his children are the last of his line.
**[11:34] Roswaal**
Currently, a council of wise
men manages the nation,
**[11:38] Roswaal**
and they are now in the process
of selecting a new king!
**[11:42] Subaru**
I see. I'm starting to get the picture.
**[11:45] Subaru**
On top of his absence, the royal selection
is causing confusion in the kingdom.
**[11:48] Subaru**
Then, suddenly, I appear from another world—
**[11:51] Subaru**
Wait, I'm totally suspect here!
**[11:52] Roswaal**
And on top of all that,
**[11:55] Roswaal**
you made contact with Emilia-sama,
thus becoming connected to my household!
**[12:00] Subaru**
Wait, why would the lord of the
mansion call her "Emilia-sama"?
**[12:04] Roswaal**
It's only natural to address someone of
higher status with all due respect...
**[12:10] Subaru**
Um, so Emilia-tan would be...
**[12:14] Emilia**
My current status is
**[12:17] Emilia**
a candidate to become the Kingdom
of Lugunica's forty-second ruler,
**[12:20] Emilia**
with Margrave Roswaal's backing.
**[12:23] Subaru**
What?!
**[12:24] Emilia**
Sorry to surprise you.
**[12:26] ---**
I wasn't trying to keep it a secret.
**[12:30] Subaru**
Hey, it's that insignia.
**[12:33] Emilia**
This qualifies one to be a candidate for king.
**[12:36] Emilia**
It's a touchstone for determining
if one is worthy of the throne.
**[12:42] Subaru**
Wait, Emilia-tan, you lost an insignia that
qualifies you to rule the kingdom?
**[12:46] Emilia**
Don't put it like that! I didn't lose it!
**[12:48] Emilia**
It was stolen from me by a thief!
**[12:50] Subaru**
That's the same thing!
**[12:52] Subaru**
And what if you lose that thing, anyway?
**[12:54] Subaru**
Will a government office issue another?
**[12:56] Roswaal**
Oh, my! If you'd lost it, then there
would be no doubt...
**[13:01] Roswaal**
If it were thought that one, who can't
even protect a tiny insignia,
**[13:04] Roswaal**
can't be entrusted with the nation's
rule, that would be the end.
**[13:08] Subaru**
Now that I think about it,
I did a damn good job.
**[13:12] Subaru**
This totally raises my expectations
for a reward...
**[13:15] Emilia**
Yeah, you're right. You were my true savior.
**[13:19] Emilia**
So ask for anything.
**[13:20] Roswaal**
You may have any reward you request.
Merely state your desire!
**[13:27] Subaru**
In that case, I have but one request.
**[13:33] Subaru**
Hire me to work in this mansion!
**[13:39] Ram**
Achoo.
**[13:42] Emilia**
That isn't quite right...
**[13:44] Emilia**
Wasn't there anything else that fit, Subaru?
**[13:47] Subaru**
Oddly, some of the girls' stuff fit me, but...
**[13:49] Rem**
Our deepest apologies, sir. I mean, Subaru.
**[13:53] Ram**
You look ridiculous, sir. I mean, Barusu.
**[13:55] Subaru**
Um, Nee-sama, you just turned my
name into a blinding curse.
**[13:59] Ram**
Rem, looking at Barusu's ridiculous
appearance, notice anything?
**[14:03] Rem**
His shoulders are shaped funny, his legs
are short, and his eyes are scary?
**[14:07] Subaru**
I can't do anything about two of those!
**[14:10] Ram**
We can't allow you to work here
in such shady-looking attire.
**[14:13] Ram**
People would question Roswaal-sama's dignity.
**[14:16] Ram**
Let us alter the jacket, at least.
Rem, if you please.
**[14:19] Emilia**
Then, I have to study for the royal selection.
**[14:22] Emilia**
Good luck with your work, too, Subaru.
**[14:24] Subaru**
Yep, leave it to me, Emilia-tan.
**[14:27] Rem**
I shall take your measurements.
Stand still, with your back straight.
**[14:34] Rem**
Please refrain from strange
noises. It's unpleasant.
**[14:37] Subaru**
That was beyond my control...
**[14:39] Subaru**
This is awkward for a guy in multiple ways!
**[14:42] Ram**
This is the VIP room.
**[14:43] Ram**
This is the bathing room.
**[14:45] Ram**
This is the kitchen.
**[14:46] Ram**
And this is the lavatory.
**[14:48] Subaru**
In a mansion like this,
the restroom must be huge.
**[14:51] Beatrice**
You're so great, Bubby! Your fur is the best—
**[14:55] Subaru**
Don't worry. I won't tell a soul.
**[14:58] Subaru**
The feel of that fur would make anyone—
**[15:00] Subaru**
Hey! Let me finish!
**[15:06] Ram**
That was Beatrice-sama's Door Crossing.
**[15:08] Subaru**
So it's a spell that can connect any
door in the mansion to her room?
**[15:12] Ram**
Once Beatrice-sama has
eliminated her presence,
**[15:15] Ram**
there's no way to find her without
trying every door in the mansion.
**[15:20] Subaru**
She's in here!
**[15:22] Pack**
That was impressive, Subaru...
**[15:24] Beatrice**
You picked the right door again?
**[15:26] Subaru**
What did I tell you?
**[15:27] ---**
I'm a flag-crusher who
makes game masters cry.
**[15:30] Beatrice**
I don't understand what you're saying!
**[15:32] Subaru**
I don't know who you are, either.
**[15:34] Subaru**
Ros-chi's little sister?
**[15:36] Beatrice**
I'd never want to be his
sister, I suppose! Hmph!
**[15:39] Puck**
Betty is the librarian who oversees the
Roswaal mansion's forbidden library.
**[15:42] Ram**
Roswaal-sama is the greatest
magic user in the kingdom.
**[15:46] Ram**
He has many books that
mustn't be seen by others.
**[15:48] Ram**
Beatrice-sama is contracted to protect them.
**[15:51] Beatrice**
If you get it now, then go away.
**[15:55] Ram**
This concludes our tour of the mansion.
**[15:58] Ram**
Any questions?
**[16:00] Subaru**
I know it's no use saying this after it's over,
**[16:03] Subaru**
but shouldn't Emilia-tan be the one
with me for the tour event?
**[16:07] Ram**
If you have no questions,
let's get to your actual job.
**[16:11] Ram**
You'll help me with my work, Barusu.
**[16:14] Subaru**
This must be where my hidden
skill as a butler reveals itself!
**[16:18] Ram**
My work today is caring for the front yard
and garden, helping to prepare lunch,
**[16:22] Ram**
polishing the silver, airing the futons,
laundry, bathroom cleaning,
**[16:25] Ram**
and the mansion's monthly soot cleaning.
**[16:29] Subaru**
I'm exhausted...
**[16:32] Rem**
This is Rem. Do you have a moment, Subaru?
**[16:35] Subaru**
Sure, I'm good!
**[16:37] Subaru**
I won't do anything weird, so come on in.
**[16:39] Rem**
Your permission actually makes
you sound less credible.
**[16:42] Rem**
Pardon me, then.
**[16:45] Subaru**
You already finished it?
**[16:47] Rem**
When it is Roswaal-sama's clothing,
my priority is to take care.
**[16:50] Rem**
But since this is yours...
**[16:51] Subaru**
Did you just imply that you cut corners?
**[16:56] Subaru**
I hate to admit it, but it's perfect.
**[16:58] Subaru**
Well? Do I look good?
**[16:59] Rem**
Combined with the rarity of gray clothes,
**[17:02] Rem**
no one in any kind of strange
garment could rival you.
**[17:05] Subaru**
Okay! Not a compliment at all!
**[17:07] Rem**
What shall we do with that?
**[17:09] Subaru**
This one's easy. Got a needle and thread?
**[17:11] Rem**
I brought them. Shall I repair it now?
**[17:15] Subaru**
Nah, I'll do it.
**[17:16] Subaru**
Don't underestimate my sewing skills...
**[17:23] Rem**
I am surprised.
**[17:24] Rem**
I must give you full marks for your sewing.
**[17:27] Rem**
Like you, however, it does
not seem very useful.
**[17:33] Subaru**
Ow!
**[17:34] Ram**
You may get full marks for sewing, but you're
still useless with a knife, Barusu.
**[17:38] Rem**
As always, you make such a lovely image
when peeling vegetables, Sister.
**[17:42] Subaru**
Your bias is so blatant, it's almost comforting!
**[17:44] Subaru**
I'd like a comment on my work, too!
**[17:47] Rem**
I pity the farmer who grew those vegetables.
**[17:50] Subaru**
Stop! You're breaking my heart!
**[17:52] Ram**
You don't know how to handle a knife, Barusu.
**[17:55] Ram**
You should hold the knife still,
turning the vegetable.
**[17:58] Ram**
Frankly speaking, my best
dish is steamed tatoes.
**[18:01] Subaru**
How can you say that with
such a triumphant look?
**[18:04] Subaru**
Just watch...
**[18:05] Subaru**
My favorite blade, Shooting Star,
will show you a thing or two—
**[18:08] Subaru**
It sliced right through me!
**[18:23] Roswaal**
It's been five days since Subaru-kun
came to the mansion.
**[18:26] Roswaal**
How has he been?
**[18:28] ---**
By now, we should be seeing something.
**[18:31] Ram**
Cooking, laundry, cleaning.
**[18:33] Ram**
He is useless at all of them.
**[18:35] Roswaal**
How strict of you...
**[18:37] Roswaal**
And?
**[18:38] Roswaal**
What of his potential as a spy?
**[18:41] Ram**
I cannot deny it exists, but I believe
the possibility is slim.
**[18:45] Ram**
For better or worse.
**[18:47] ---**
Specifically for worse, he is too conspicuous.
**[18:50] Roswaal**
And if he is too conspicuous...
**[18:53] Roswaal**
Despite that possibility,
he certainly is carefree.
**[18:58] Roswaal**
As I personally see it,
interfering would be wise.
**[19:03] Ram**
They are only children.
**[19:05] ---**
Even if we let them be, nothing will happen.
**[19:14] Emilia**
It isn't that fun to watch, is it?
**[19:16] Subaru**
When I'm with you, nothing is
boring, Emilia-tan.
**[19:20] Emilia**
That makes me happy, even if
you're only flattering me.
**[19:26] Subaru**
Besides, we haven't had a chance
to talk for the past few days.
**[19:30] Emilia**
That's right. It must be difficult for
you to learn your work here.
**[19:34] Subaru**
Yes, it is! It's killing me!
**[19:37] Subaru**
I wish I could be sequentially comforted in
your arms, on your chest, on your lap—
**[19:40] Emilia**
Yeah, yeah. If you can joke around
like that, you must be fine.
**[19:49] Subaru**
The moon sure is pretty.
**[19:52] Emilia**
Yes, it's far beyond our reach.
**[19:54] Subaru**
I got a really touching response,
without even trying!
**[19:59] Emilia**
Anyway, don't you think you're
a bit lacking in ambition?
**[20:02] Emilia**
Like that time with Puck,
**[20:04] Emilia**
and in the capital, when you
asked for my name.
**[20:07] Subaru**
You just don't get it, Emilia-tan...
**[20:09] Subaru**
I want what I want at that exact moment,
**[20:12] ---**
and I want it from the bottom of my heart.
**[20:16] Emilia**
Huh?
**[20:17] Subaru**
At the time, I wanted to know your name.
**[20:21] Subaru**
In a new land, nervous, and unsure of the
future, I'd no expectations for tomorrow.
**[20:26] Subaru**
When I think about it calmly,
**[20:27] Subaru**
there were probably other things
I should have wanted.
**[20:31] Subaru**
But I can't lie to myself.
**[20:37] Subaru**
Same with the request I made to Ros-chi...
**[20:40] Subaru**
I'm flat broke right now.
**[20:43] Subaru**
I could cheat him out of
a fortune and live it up,
**[20:45] Subaru**
but I can just as easily obtain
a source of livelihood, right?
**[20:49] Emilia**
But couldn't you have become a permanent
guest, rather than an employee?
**[20:53] Subaru**
I never thought of that!
**[20:58] Subaru**
Oh, man, talk about pathetic...
**[21:00] Subaru**
You should keep your efforts a secret, huh?
**[21:03] Emilia**
Do you want me to use my healing magic?
**[21:05] Subaru**
Nah, I'm fine like this.
**[21:07] Emilia**
Why?
**[21:09] Subaru**
It's kind of hard to explain, but...
**[21:12] Subaru**
Well, this is proof of the effort I've put in.
**[21:15] Subaru**
I don't actually dislike exerting
myself, you know.
**[21:18] Subaru**
Learning to do something I couldn't before...
**[21:21] Subaru**
Well, it's not so bad.
**[21:25] Emilia**
That's right. Yes, I think you're right.
**[21:29] Emilia**
Really, Subaru, you idiot.
**[21:31] Subaru**
Hey, what's with that reaction?
**[21:33] Subaru**
This is where you fall for me, all over again.
**[21:35] Emilia**
I never fell for you initially!
**[21:38] Emilia**
Honestly, you're so silly.
**[21:44] Subaru**
EMA...
**[21:45] Emilia**
Huh?
**[21:46] Subaru**
It's short for "Emilia-tan, major angel."
**[21:48] Emilia**
I'm thanking you, and you're
joking around again!
**[21:51] Emilia**
Anyway, I know you're working hard,
**[21:55] Emilia**
but how did your hands get so torn up?
**[21:57] Subaru**
I cut this one with knives in the kitchen...
**[22:00] Subaru**
And this is from the evening when
I went shopping in town,
**[22:03] Subaru**
and a little animal some kids
were playing with bit me.
**[22:06] Emilia**
It wasn't the result of your effort?
**[22:08] Subaru**
Those kids were ruthless,
**[22:10] Subaru**
hitting and kicking me, and wiping their
runny noses on me. It sucked, damn it.
**[22:14] Emilia**
You do seem like you'd be good
with small children, Subaru.
**[22:18] Subaru**
I know! Wanna come with me
tomorrow, to get revenge...
**[22:22] Subaru**
I mean, to watch the kids
and the small animal?
**[22:26] Emilia**
It isn't that I don't want to go with you...
**[22:29] Subaru**
Then let's go.
**[22:30] Emilia**
But if I'm with you, it might
cause trouble for you.
**[22:34] Subaru**
Okay, got it! Let's go!
**[22:36] Emilia**
Are you listening to me?
**[22:37] Subaru**
I am! I hang on every word
you say, Emilia-tan!
**[22:42] Emilia**
Jeez...
**[22:44] Emilia**
Only during a study break, and when
your work is done, all right?
**[22:50] Subaru**
All right! Roger that!
**[23:00] Subaru**
Hey, loli girl! You're still up?
**[23:02] Beatrice**
So now you can break through my Door
Crossing like it's natural, I suppose.
**[23:07] Subaru**
Oh, I just wanted to say hello
before going to bed.
**[23:10] Subaru**
Can I try that, too?
**[23:12] Beatrice**
Only Bubby may touch me, I suppose.
**[23:15] Subaru**
No fair that only you can have fun.
**[23:17] Subaru**
Well, I'm in a good mood, so I can let it go—
**[23:18] Beatrice**
Enough! Just get out of here!
**[23:25] Subaru**
That has nothing to do with Betty, I suppose.
**[23:28] Subaru**
For our date tomorrow,
**[23:30] Subaru**
I'll have to come up with an excuse
to ditch the village kids.
**[23:33] Subaru**
Oh! First, I've gotta learn where all the
good views, flower fields, and stuff are...
**[23:37] Subaru**
Crap! I can't sleep while
I'm thinking about this!
**[23:41] Subaru**
Oh, I know!
**[23:43] Subaru**
One Puck... Two Pucks...
**[23:48] Subaru**
A hundred and one Pucks...
**[23:54] Subaru**
A new dawn has come! A dawn of hope!
**[23:57] Subaru**
Natsuki Subaru will make
giant strides today...
**[24:02] Subaru**
What?! You were in here?
**[24:04] Subaru**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[24:05] ---**
You should have said something!
**[24:08] Rem**
Sister, Sister... Our guest appears
to be a bit confused.
**[24:12] Ram**
Rem, Rem... It looks as though
our guest has gone crazy.
**[24:16] Subaru**
Why are you calling me a guest?
**[24:19] Subaru**
You two and your jokes...
**[24:31] Subaru**
*The wounds*
***SIGN*** The Happy Roswaal Mansion Family
**[24:32] Subaru**
*are gone.*