E5 - The Morning of Our Promise Is Still Distant
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[00:15] Subaru
Why...
[00:27] Subaru
Why have I gone back?
[00:29] Rem
Sir, sir, you don't seem to be feeling well.
[00:32] Rem
Are you all right?
[00:34] Ram
Sir, sir, you seem to have a stomachache.
[00:37] Ram
You didn't soil yourself, did you?
[00:41] Subaru
You don't... remember me?
[00:46] Subaru
So it's like none of it ever happened?
[00:51] Both
Sir?
[00:59] Ram
Sir, you shouldn't try to move so suddenly.
[01:04] Subaru
What happened, damn it?!
Everything reset again!
[01:08] Subaru
Including my promise with Emilia!
[01:31] Beatrice
You entered without even knocking?
[01:34] Beatrice
What a rude one you are!
[01:37] Subaru
Sorry...
[01:38] Subaru
Just let me stay here for a bit, please.
[01:41] Beatrice
There was last time and again now.
[01:43] Beatrice
How are you breaking through my Door Crossing?
[01:48] Subaru
Beatrice...
[01:50] Beatrice
Addressing me with no title, I suppose?
[01:51] Subaru
You said I broke through your Door Crossing
"last time" and "now," right?
[01:55] Beatrice
I just teased you about it, three or four
hours ago, for being so insensitive.
[02:01] Subaru
If this is the second time I've
woken up in the mansion...
[02:04] Subaru
Then you remember me, right?
[02:07] Beatrice
If I could, I'd rather erase you
from my memory, I suppose.
[02:12] Subaru
So the conditions are different from last time...
[02:16] Subaru
The save point's changed from
near the guy with the appas
[02:18] Subaru
to the two angelic girls in maid uniforms.
[02:21] Subaru
How did I die?
[02:23] Subaru
Everything was normal before I fell asleep.
[02:25] Subaru
Even after I fell asleep, I wasn't in any
situation I felt might be fatal...
[02:30] Beatrice
I wondered what you were muttering about,
and I hear all this about living and dying.
[02:35] Beatrice
By human standards, discussing such things
is boring and senseless, I suppose.
[02:38] Beatrice
In the end, you'll only get
lies and abusive speech.
[02:45] Subaru
Thanks, you were a big help.
[02:48] Beatrice
I didn't do anything.
[02:49] Subaru
Somehow, seeing that your attitude
never changes calms me down.
[02:54] Beatrice
Only an ultimate pervert would be
calmed by verbal abuse, I suppose.
[02:59] Beatrice
You're leaving, I suppose?
[03:01] Subaru
Yeah, I want to double check something.
[03:04] Subaru
I'll wait until afterward to get depressed.
[03:16] Subaru
Yeah, I knew it.
[03:19] Emilia
Subaru!
[03:20] Subaru
You're absolutely shining...
[03:24] Emilia
I was worried about you!
[03:26] Emilia
Ram and Rem were in a frenzy,
[03:28] Emilia
saying you disappeared right after you woke up!
[03:31] Subaru
Sorry about that... I got held
up by Beatrice for a bit.
[03:34] Emilia
Again? I heard she played a trick on
you before you woke up, too...
[03:41] Emilia
What is it?
[03:42] Emilia
Is there something on my face?
[03:45] Subaru
Yeah, your adorable eyes,
ears, nose, and mouth.
[03:49] Subaru
Uh, I mean...
[03:51] Subaru
I'm glad you're okay.
[03:54] Emilia
Yeah, I'm fine.
[03:56] Emilia
You protected me, after all.
[03:58] Emilia
What about you? How are you feeling?
[04:00] Subaru
I feel great!
[04:03] Subaru
I'm a little low on blood,
[04:04] Subaru
all my mana was stolen,
[04:06] Subaru
the shock of waking up sapped my strength,
[04:08] Subaru
and I feel like my mind's taken
a fatal beating with a bat,
[04:11] Subaru
but I'm good!
[04:12] Emilia
I see, that's g— Huh?
[04:15] Emilia
Wouldn't that mean you're hurt all over?
[04:17] Puck
Hi, Subaru... Great morning, isn't it?
[04:21] Puck
I can't thank you enough for yesterday.
[04:24] Puck
I have to thank you somehow.
[04:26] Subaru
Then, let me pet your fur whenever I want!
[04:30] Emilia
That's all?
[04:34] Subaru
Okay, let's go!
[04:35] ---
Our time is limited, and our world is grand.
[04:37] Subaru
And Emilia-tan's and my story
has only just begun!
[04:41] Emilia
True...
[04:42] Emilia
Wait, what did you just say?
[04:45] Emilia
Where did the "tan" come from?
[04:47] Subaru
I don't know whose idea of a prank this is,
[04:49] Subaru
but I'll make you sorry for all of it.
[04:52] Subaru
Don't underestimate how vindictive I'll be,
[04:54] ---
after the smile that charmed me that night.
[04:56] Subaru
I'm going to keep my promise to Emilia!
[04:59] Subaru
I'll get past that night!
[05:01] Roswaal
Now, state your desire!
[05:04] Subaru
In that case, I have but one request.
[05:07] Subaru
Hire me to work in this mansion!
[05:10] Ram
Hic.
[05:12] Subaru
It's how these looping plots work.
[05:14] Subaru
Follow the same path, and you'll
end up in the same place.
[05:19] Ram
That's too large for you, Barusu.
[05:22] Ram
It appears nothing here will
fit except women's clothes.
[05:26] Ram
Rem, alter that one for him.
[05:28] Rem
Yes, Sister.
[05:29] Subaru
Take my measurements, then.
[05:31] Subaru
A man can withstand all
kinds of awkwardness!
[05:34] Ram
We'll measure you later.
[05:35] Subaru
Huh?
[05:36] Ram
Follow me, Barusu.
[05:38] Subaru
Are you going to show me around?
[05:40] Ram
That can wait, as well.
[05:42] Ram
You'll help me with my work first.
[05:45] Subaru
Hey, wait!
[05:49] Subaru
Retrace the same path I took yesterday...
[05:54] Subaru
That's what I meant to do, but...
[05:57] Subaru
This is totally different from last time.
[06:00] Subaru
It's like making a cheat sheet,
[06:02] Subaru
but when you see the answers,
you realize it's the wrong subject.
[06:05] Subaru
A total waste of effort.
[06:07] Roswaal
Hi, there! May I join—
[06:10] Subaru
No, you may not.
[06:11] Roswaal
This facility is part of my mansion,
[06:13] ---
so it is my property...
[06:15] Roswaal
I shall do with it as I please.
[06:17] Subaru
Why bother asking, then?
[06:19] ---
If you want, take a bath.
[06:20] Roswaal
My, how harsh!
[06:22] ---
And you seem not to understand.
[06:24] Roswaal
Yes, this bath is my property...
[06:28] Roswaal
But as part of my staff,
[06:31] Roswaal
are you not my property, as well?
[06:35] Subaru
Chomp.
[06:36] Roswaal
No hesitation at all!
[06:38] Subaru
This is turning out different
from what I'd expected, too.
[06:41] Roswaal
I do not know what's bothering you,
[06:44] Roswaal
but life is full of things
that fail to go your way.
[06:48] Roswaal
Speaking of which,
[06:49] ---
do you think you'll be able to
get along with Ram and Rem?
[06:52] Subaru
I haven't spoken to Rem much yet,
[06:54] Subaru
but I get along fine with Ram.
[06:56] Subaru
In fact, I think she might be
getting a little too friendly.
[06:59] Subaru
I can't believe she can work
as a maid that way.
[07:01] Roswaal
Well, Rem covers what Ram cannot.
[07:05] Roswaal
As sisters, they must help each other.
[07:07] Roswaal
In that sense, I think they get by quite well.
[07:11] Subaru
Ram is just the inferior version of her sister,
[07:13] Subaru
and all Rem does is cover for her...
[07:16] Subaru
And yet they insist Ram is superior
because she's older.
[07:19] Subaru
Their nerve is almost scary.
[07:21] Roswaal
Speaking of nerve, yours appears
quite impressive, as well!
[07:28] Subaru
Damn, I'm dizzy from that bath.
[07:30] Subaru
Stupid Roswaal...
[07:34] Ram
Cover up that sorry thing.
[07:36] Subaru
Why are you here?
[07:38] Ram
I was only waiting to help
Roswaal-sama put on fresh clothes.
[07:42] Ram
I'm sorry to say that I've finished my bath,
[07:45] ---
so I won't be changing.
[07:46] Subaru
I wasn't thinking about that!
[07:49] Subaru
Also, you spoil him too much!
Let him dress himself!
[07:52] Ram
I will not condone disrespect
toward Roswaal-sama.
[07:55] Ram
Next time, I will use force.
[07:58] Subaru
Any more, and I'll just stir up a hornet's nest...
[08:00] Ram
By the way, Barusu,
do you have plans after this?
[08:03] Subaru
No, just going to sleep.
[08:05] Ram
Then please wait in your room.
I'll come by later.
[08:09] Subaru
Huh?
[08:10] Subaru
She didn't mean anything...
She didn't mean anything by it.
[08:12] Subaru
Clear my mind, clear my mind!
Emilia-tan is the only one for me!
[08:15] Subaru
Calm down, calm down...
[08:16] Subaru
One Emilia-tan, two Emilia-tans,
three Emilia-tans...
[08:20] Subaru
Am I in Heaven?!
[08:21] Ram
You're too noisy, Barusu.
[08:23] Ram
It's nighttime. Be quiet.
[08:25] Subaru
Eep!
[08:27] Ram
Barusu, come over here.
[08:29] Subaru
Wait, my heart's already set on
someone named "Emilia-tan"!
[08:33] Ram
What are you talking about?
[08:35] Ram
I told you to sit here, so I can
teach you to read and write.
[08:38] Subaru
That's news to me!
[08:40] Subaru
But where's this coming from?
[08:42] Ram
I could tell by watching you that
you can't read or write.
[08:45] Ram
If you can't read or write,
I can't send you shopping,
[08:49] Ram
and you can't write down orders.
[08:51] Ram
We'll start with this collection
of children's fairy tales.
[08:54] Ram
Starting tonight, I'll help
you study every evening.
[08:57] Subaru
Why are you being so nice to me?
[08:59] Ram
Why else? It's so that I...
[09:02] Ram
No, it's so I can get off easy.
[09:04] Subaru
That wasn't correcting yourself!
[09:06] ---
You're never out of character, are you?
[09:07] Ram
Well, isn't it obvious?
[09:09] Ram
The more you can do,
[09:11] ---
the less I have to do.
[09:13] Ram
And when I have less to do, so does Rem.
[09:16] Ram
It's win-win.
[09:17] Subaru
But that leaves me with piles of work!
[09:21] Ram
We'll start with the basic i-glyphs.
[09:23] Ram
After you master them, we'll move
to ro-glyphs and ha-glyphs.
[09:26] Subaru
There are three different types?
[09:28] ---
Just hearing that is depressing...
SIGN Natsuki Subaru On the scene!!
[09:30] Ram
You don't have time to waste on doodles.
[09:33] Ram
Tomorrow's an early start, so time's short.
[09:36] Subaru
I'm sleepy, too.
[09:37] Subaru
I can't say I dislike how you insert your
own feelings at the end, Senpai.
[09:42] Ram
I do believe honesty is my
most charming feature.
[09:45] Ram
Now, let's begin.
[09:50] Subaru
It's so monotonous, I feel a Gestaltzerfall
phenomenon coming on...
[09:54] Subaru
But still, even if it's to make your
life easier, it makes me happy.
[09:59] Subaru
Honestly, I had the feeling
you didn't like me much.
[10:03] Subaru
And I'll probably cause more problems
for you down the line.
[10:06] Subaru
But I'll try to become useful as soon as I can.
[10:17] Subaru
Wow... I hate to admit it, but it's perfect.
[10:20] Subaru
Guess there's no need for my
sewing skills this time...
[10:23] Rem
Sewing skills?
[10:25] ---
Do you like sewing?
[10:27] Subaru
Kinda.
[10:28] Subaru
By the way, it looks like Ros-chi and
Emilia-tan have lots of outfits,
[10:33] Subaru
but I don't see any for you and Rem-rin.
[10:35] Subaru
Want me to sew some for you?
I'll take your measurements.
[10:38] Rem
That is unnecessary.
[10:39] ---
These uniforms are all my sister and I need.
[10:43] Subaru
How can you have nothing but those uniforms?
[10:46] Subaru
Are all your clothes maid outfits?
[10:47] Rem
They cause no problems when we accompany
Roswaal-sama on business,
[10:50] Rem
or when we work in the mansion.
[10:53] Rem
They also eliminate the need to explain
our place in the hierarchy,
[10:56] Rem
which makes them very logical.
[10:57] Subaru
But it's not about being logical.
[11:00] Subaru
I'm trying to say cute girls
[11:02] ---
have a duty to dress up, so they
please the eyes of others.
[11:07] Rem
My sister is one thing,
[11:08] ---
but no one would be happy to see me dress up.
[11:11] Subaru
Well, I would.
[11:13] Rem
Would any good come of making you happy?
[11:16] Subaru
I might take more pride in my work here,
[11:18] Subaru
which could boost my productivity.
[11:20] Rem
I have no idea what makes you say that.
[11:24] Subaru
I'd also look forward to seeing the differences
[11:27] Subaru
in your sartorial choices...
[11:28] Rem
That is none of your concern.
[11:30] Rem
Does my looking the same as my sister
somehow inconvenience you?
[11:34] Subaru
You love your sister way too much.
[11:38] Ram
Ow!
[11:39] Ram
You don't know how to handle a knife, Barusu.
[11:41] Subaru
I know...
[11:43] Subaru
You hold the knife still and
turn the vegetable, right?
[11:49] Subaru
It's embarrassing when you
stare at me so intently...
[11:55] Ram
Your unsightly appearance stands out.
[11:57] Ram
Especially your hair. It's very unrefined.
[12:00] Subaru
I thought I did a pretty good job
of cutting it by myself.
[12:05] Ram
By the way, in this mansion,
Rem sees to everyone's hair.
[12:09] Ram
She styles my hair and dresses me
every morning, too. Isn't it nice?
[12:14] Subaru
Try to contribute a little, Nee-sama!
[12:22] Ram
Rem...
[12:23] Ram
If you like, you can tidy up
Barusu's hair a bit.
[12:27] Rem
Sister?
[12:28] Subaru
Whoa, whoa...
[12:29] ---
Having a girl mess with my hair
will get me all worked up—
[12:31] Ram
You keep looking at Barusu because
his hair bothers you, right?
[12:37] Rem
Yes, that is correct.
[12:39] Rem
I think combing it and evening out the ends
[12:41] ---
would make him more presentable.
[12:42] Ram
You heard her.
[12:43] Ram
You should take her up on her offer.
[12:45] ---
Her hands will take you to paradise.
[12:48] Subaru
You make it sound so dirty...
[12:51] Subaru
If you don't want to,
you should just tell her.
[12:54] Subaru
Not that I don't want you to, but...
[12:56] Rem
No, that isn't it.
[12:58] Rem
The truth is that it did bother me a little...
[13:00] ---
very much, a little... extremely, a little.
[13:03] Subaru
Well, anyway, that proves the
point that it bothers you.
[13:06] Puck
What's the matter, Betty?
[13:07] Beatrice
Nothing, Bubby.
[13:09] Beatrice
More importantly, I have delicious
sweets today, I suppose.
[13:12] Beatrice
Eat them with me!
[13:15] Puck
Yum!
[13:19] Subaru
What's up? Here to help me?
[13:21] Rem
No, this is about what we
discussed at lunchtime.
[13:25] Subaru
Lunchtime? Oh, about my hair?
[13:29] Subaru
You'll really style it for me?
[13:30] Rem
No, I felt that I said some things
that were uncalled for.
[13:34] Rem
I am very sorry.
[13:36] Rem
We may be colleagues,
but as Emilia-sama's savior,
[13:39] Rem
your rank surpasses mine.
[13:42] Subaru
That's how you feel?
[13:44] Subaru
Sorry to put you through that.
[13:46] Rem
No, I should apologize for saying
something so pointless.
[13:49] Rem
Please forget it.
[13:52] Subaru
I guess it's never that easy.
[13:54] Subaru
That's what makes being human so hard.
[13:57] Subaru
Okay, I'll give you a condition, then!
[14:00] Subaru
If you agree to it, I'll forget
everything you just said.
[14:04] Rem
A condition?
[14:07] Rem
Very well, I shall hear you out.
[14:10] Subaru
If you comb my hair a bit and even
out the ends, I'll let it slide!
[14:18] Subaru
When you respond with silence,
it actually hurts even more...
[14:23] Rem
It is just as Emilia-sama said.
[14:26] Rem
You have no ambition at all.
[14:29] Subaru
It's weird...
[14:31] Subaru
I'd think that'd make you fall for me
all over again, not disgust you.
[14:35] Rem
My sister said your eyes take on an obscene
look when she's alone with you.
[14:38] Rem
So to be honest, I was prepared
to hear you suggest that.
[14:43] Subaru
She's killing my reputation!
[14:45] Rem
I accept your condition.
[14:47] Rem
I shall do as you wish.
[14:51] Subaru
Then, after I keep my promise
to Emilia-tan would be great.
[14:55] Rem
Promise?
[14:57] Subaru
Well, I haven't made the promise yet.
[15:02] Subaru
Scoping out our date destination before I
make the promise might be smart...
[15:07] Subaru
I've researched places with the best views!
[15:10] Subaru
That just leaves...
[15:11] Subaru
...this.
[15:11] Kid
Subaru!
[15:13] Kid
He's back!
[15:14] Kid
And his face looks weird again!
[15:16] Subaru
I need to make sure these guys don't find us.
[15:19] Kid
What do you mean by find you?
[15:19] Kid
Did you pee your pants?
[15:21] Kid
We're playing hide-and-seek?
[15:21] Subaru
Chill, brats! I played with you earlier!
[15:24] Kid
Let's play more!
[15:25] Kid
Play! Play!
[15:26] Kid
Change your pants!
[15:28] Subaru
All right, listen up.
[15:30] Subaru
Next time I come here, I'll be on a date.
[15:32] Subaru
Try to take a hint, okay?
[15:35] Subaru
I'll allow this little critter to play
with Emilia-tan, though.
[15:43] Subaru
Ow! Again?!
[15:44] Rem
Subaru-kun, so this is where you were.
[15:48] Rem
Are you all right?
[15:49] Subaru
I'm fine, I'm fine...
[15:51] Subaru
All done shopping, Rem-rin?
[15:53] Rem
Yes, it went quite smoothly.
[15:56] Kid
Aw, you're leaving?
[15:57] Kid
Don't go!
[15:58] Kid
You have somewhere to go home to?
[16:01] Rem
You were quite popular with them.
[16:04] Subaru
For some reason,
kids have always liked me...
[16:08] Rem
Like animals, children observe a hierarchy.
[16:12] Rem
They can tell if it's all right
to belittle someone.
[16:16] Subaru
Those brats...
[16:18] ---
They have no respect.
[16:20] Rem
Did you show them anything
about you worth respecting?
[16:25] Subaru
That's a sound argument.
[16:27] Subaru
Still, it doesn't seem right to
belittle me from the start.
[16:31] Subaru
Ram seems like she'd handle
that kind of thing well.
[16:35] Rem
My sister is wonderful, isn't she?
[16:36] Subaru
Honestly, I'd think her personality
[16:38] Subaru
would cause conflict more often than not.
[16:41] Rem
My sister's self-assured nature is
what makes her so charming.
[16:44] Rem
I cannot be that way at all.
[16:49] Rem
By the way, how are your studies progressing?
[16:53] Subaru
Let's just say I'm plugging along.
[16:56] Subaru
Ram is actually a pretty good teacher, too.
[16:59] Subaru
Though I wish she wouldn't sleep
on my bed in mid-lesson.
[17:01] Subaru
It kinda kills my motivation.
[17:04] Rem
My sister only acts that way to
stimulate your motivation.
[17:09] Subaru
Why do you have such absolute
faith in your sister?
[17:12] Subaru
That isn't normal...
[17:13] Subaru
You're totally fanatical like a demon.
[17:16] Rem
Fanatical like a demon?
[17:18] Subaru
It's the demon version of divine possession.
[17:20] Subaru
Sounds kinda cool, right?
[17:21] Rem
Do you like demons?
[17:25] Subaru
Well, gods generally don't do anything,
[17:29] Subaru
but demons will laugh along when
you talk about future plans.
[17:33] Subaru
Especially for next year and stuff.
[17:34] Subaru
They'll laugh their heads off.
[17:46] Subaru
That smile is a million volts!
[17:49] Rem
I'm going to tell Emilia-sama.
[17:51] Subaru
I wasn't trying to hit on you!
[17:54] Emilia
Both Ram and Rem said they wouldn't
be coming to see you tonight,
[17:59] Emilia
so I agreed to help with your studies.
[18:02] Emilia
I'm afraid I can't do much, though.
[18:05] Subaru
Right now, I'm writing the basic i-glyphs
until I memorize them...
[18:09] Emilia
Wow! You're studying a lot more
intensely than I imagined!
[18:13] Subaru
S-Since these fairy tales are aimed at kids,
[18:16] Subaru
it's mostly i-glyphs, or so they said...
[18:18] Subaru
So my goal for now is to
be able... to read this...
[18:24] Subaru
Anyway, um...
[18:27] Subaru
Th-The moon sure is pretty.
[18:30] Emilia
Huh?
[18:32] Subaru
No! I mean, um, I have a favor to ask you.
[18:35] ---
Will you listen?
[18:36] Subaru
Starting tomorrow, I'll work
hard, and I'll study, too!
[18:40] Subaru
Go on a date with me.
[18:43] Emilia
What does a date entail?
[18:46] Subaru
When a guy and a girl go out alone
together, that's a date!
[18:49] Subaru
Only the goddess of love knows what
will happen during that time...
[18:53] Emilia
Then that means you went on a
date with Rem today, right?
[18:57] Subaru
Ugh! I didn't expect that response!
[18:59] Subaru
That didn't count! Please don't count that!
[19:01] Emilia
I understand that you want us to
go out together, but where?
[19:05] Subaru
Actually, there's this really cute
little dog in the nearby village.
[19:09] Subaru
There's a flower field, too.
[19:11] Subaru
I want to see you in a field of flowers,
[19:14] Subaru
and capture the image for
eternity with my metia!
[19:17] Emilia
Oh, um... The village, huh?
[19:20] Subaru
The dog is super cute! Let's go!
[19:23] Emilia
But it might cause trouble for
you. And for the villagers—
[19:28] SUbaru
The kids are so pure and innocent,
they're like angels! Let's go!
[19:32] Emilia
Oh, all right. You leave me no choice.
[19:36] Emilia
I'll go with you.
[19:37] Subaru
And the flower field is super colorful
and wonderfu— Really?
[19:41] Emilia
If that will motivate you to work hard
from tomorrow on, then I will.
[19:46] Subaru
All right!
[19:50] Emilia
I bet the weather will be lovely tomorrow.
[19:53] Subaru
Yeah... And it'll be a day I'll never forget.
[19:56] Emilia
There you go again with...
[20:02] Emilia
You were just...
[20:06] Emilia
Never mind.
[20:07] Subaru
You know, it makes a guy really anxious
when you don't finish your sentences.
[20:12] Emilia
Okay, Subaru-kun the butler,
[20:14] ---
remember to work hard.
[20:15] Emilia
Only those who work hard are rewarded,
[20:17] ---
so this will be a reward!
[21:59] Subaru
All right, let's settle this, fate...
[22:02] Subaru
I won't sleep tonight, no matter what.
[22:04] Subaru
I'll stay awake to greet the
morning of my promise.
[22:09] Subaru
Jeez... What am I, a grade schooler who
can't sleep before a class outing?
[22:14] Subaru
Reminds me of when I overslept
on the day of the class trip...
[22:19] Subaru
I wasn't able to retrace the same loop exactly,
[22:23] Subaru
but I got along well with Ram and Rem.
[22:25] Subaru
In fact, I think I did better than last time.
[22:29] Subaru
If there's anything I feel I missed,
[22:32] Subaru
it's not saying goodnight to Beatrice.
[22:36] Subaru
Each time I saw her, all we
did was insult each other.
[22:39] Subaru
But maybe I should have...
at least... thanked her...
[22:57] Subaru
What is this?
[23:00] Subaru
I'm so cold...
[23:02] Subaru
No... Could this be...
[23:10] Subaru
Someone...
[23:27] Subaru
Someone... Help.
[24:07] Subaru
What just...
SIGN The Morning of Our Promise Is Still Distant
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