E5 - Kaguya Wants to Handle It - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Show Off - Kaguya Wants to Be Covered
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The seasonal uniform change!
[00:04] ---
It's been so muggy lately, you know?
[00:06] ---
Even just changing into short sleeves
feels much more comfortable.
[00:09] ---
Right.
[01:46] ---
RESPONSIBILITY AND DUTY
[01:47] ---
Relationship advice?
[01:49] ---
Yes! I don't know what to do.
[01:53] ---
But I heard that the student council
gives advice for that kind of thing, too.
[01:54] ---
KAGUYA WANTS TO HANDLE IT
[01:57] ---
You're the only one I can count on,
Miss Kaguya!
[02:00] ---
Understood.
[02:02] ---
The president here often says
that lending an ear to the students' troubles
[02:06] ---
is also a duty of the student council.
[02:09] ---
So,
[02:10] ---
what's the trouble?
[02:13] ---
I want to know how to break up
smoothly with my boyfriend.
[02:19] ---
I thought it would be
two or three steps before that point!
[02:25] ---
Advice about having a boyfriend.
[02:28] ---
You're really popular, and I'm sure
you know a lot about love!
[02:31] ---
But I've never even gone out with anyone,
so how could I possibly answer that?
[02:32] ---
I knew I could come to you
for a great idea!
[02:38] ---
Her expectations are too high!
[02:39] ---
But Shinomiya gave romantic advice once,
[02:43] ---
so there's no way
I can tell her it's beyond me!
[02:45] ---
I'll just have to get through it somehow!
[02:47] ---
Why do you want to break up?
[02:49] ---
Actually, he suddenly asked me out.
[02:53] ---
Bam!
[02:55] ---
I said, "Okay" on the spur of the moment,
[02:58] ---
but I didn't really know him.
[03:00] ---
And I don't really know
how to communicate with him either.
[03:03] ---
In fact, there's more distance
between us now than before.
[03:06] ---
I feel guilty about it,
[03:08] ---
so if it's going to be like this, I figured
maybe we're better off just breaking up.
[03:15] ---
I see.
[03:17] ---
Until just before,
you were strangers to each other.
[03:19] ---
So I can see where you're coming from.
[03:23] ---
You don't hate him, though, do you?
[03:25] ---
Of course not. But I don't know
if what I feel for him is love.
[03:31] ---
Why don't you start
by telling me his good points?
[03:36] ---
What I like about him?
[03:37] ---
Yes. Everyone has strong points
or something that's cute about them.
[03:42] ---
For example, he's honest
or he does well academically.
[03:47] ---
Maybe he studies hard
or he's actually really kind
[03:51] ---
and can't turn his back
on someone who's in trouble.
[03:55] ---
Maybe he has a menacing look.
[03:58] ---
A menacing look is a drawback.
[04:00] ---
No! Being bothered
by your own menacing look is cute!
[04:05] ---
You like boys who have menacing looks?
[04:08] ---
Forget I said that.
[04:09] ---
The only person around you
with a menacing look that I can think of...
[04:13] ---
That's the wrong idea.
Now let's continue.
[04:16] ---
If you find one good thing about him
and start to appreciate that,
[04:21] ---
you'll soon be able to see
many of his good points,
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and the next thing you know,
you're unable to take your eyes off of him.
[04:27] ---
And if you see him every day...
[04:28] ---
little by little, you'll fall in love.
[04:33] ---
That's what an acquaintance told me!
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I'm not talking about me!
[04:36] ---
Really?
[04:38] ---
It's really not about me!
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Because there isn't anyone
I'm in love with!
[04:42] ---
But the way you said it...
[04:44] ---
I overheard!
[04:46] ---
Miss Fujiwara?
[04:48] ---
It's no fair to have girls' talk without me!
[04:51] ---
Please leave an issue like that
to Love Detective Chika!
[04:53] ---
LOVE DETECTIVE CHIKA
[04:56] ---
Why are you breathing hard?
[04:58] ---
Actually, I was here from the beginning,
[05:01] ---
but made a mad dash to the drama club
to borrow this costume.
[05:05] ---
You're in a quandary, because you can't
find your feelings for him.
[05:08] ---
Right?
[05:10] ---
Yes.
[05:11] ---
Then this great detective will find
that lost property called "love"
[05:14] ---
and return it to you.
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So, imagine him flirting with another girl.
[05:22] ---
What is this?
[05:24] ---
Just try to imagine it.
[05:33] ---
Gloomy.
[05:33] ---
GLOOMY...
[05:35] ---
Grrr.
[05:35] ---
GRRR GRRR
[05:39] ---
I didn't like that feeling.
[05:41] ---
Right?
[05:42] ---
In other words, that's jealousy.
[05:44] ---
You don't like that image
because you like him.
[05:49] ---
The more unpleasant the feeling,
the deeper the love!
[05:53] ---
Love?
[05:55] ---
So, you also like him, Miss Kashiwagi.
[05:56] ---
No, there's no way.
[05:58] ---
I don't feel that way about the president,
right? I mean, come on.
[06:00] ---
You should take that feeling
and nurture it.
[06:03] ---
I see.
[06:04] ---
I suspected myself of being a cold person
for not being able to fall in love with someone
[06:08] ---
who went as far as professing
his love for me.
[06:11] ---
But...
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you're right! I actually do love him!
[06:15] ---
It's like she was talked into it!
[06:18] ---
What should I do
to talk to him more naturally?
[06:21] ---
I have to give
more appropriate advice, too!
[06:25] ---
Good question.
[06:26] ---
Cognitive balance.
[06:28] ---
You can probably use
the Romeo and Juliet effect.
[06:32] ---
- Romeo and Juliet?
- Romeo and Juliet?
[06:34] ---
Romeo and Juliet's love faced obstacles.
[06:37] ---
The idea is that love deepens
[06:41] ---
when a couple shares
a powerful enemy they face.
[06:44] ---
A powerful enemy?
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It doesn't have to be a person.
[06:49] ---
A shared imaginary enemy is fine.
[06:51] ---
We don't have an enemy like that.
[06:53] ---
Oh no! Everyone has
a powerful enemy they have to face!
[06:58] ---
Wh-Who?
[07:00] ---
It's...
[07:02] ---
this society!
[07:04] ---
Society?
[07:05] ---
Unending war! The ever-expanding gap
between rich and poor!
[07:08] ---
There are no enemies
more powerful than that!
[07:08] ---
Wait. It should be something minor
like entrance exams or everyday troubles.
[07:12] ---
I-I see! So the two of us
should rebel against this corrupt society!
[07:17] ---
That's a large-scale challenge!
[07:19] ---
Understood!
The two of us will prepare!
[07:22] ---
Good luck!
[07:23] ---
Wait! Hold on!
[07:26] ---
Will it be okay? Did we just create
two antisocial deviants?
[07:32] ---
It'll be fine!
[07:36] ---
Please donate to the fund!
[07:40] ---
Please!
[07:41] ---
Please donate to the fund!
[07:44] ---
It seems they were both
already interested in charity work.
[07:45] ---
Please!
[07:48] ---
This has become a good opportunity.
[07:51] ---
The feeling of wishing for peace...
[07:53] ---
That may be the true meaning
of rebelling against society.
[07:57] ---
What are you talking about?
[08:00] ---
So, her boyfriend is the one
who went to the president for advice.
[08:10] ---
President?
[08:12] ---
Shinomiya!
[08:14] ---
Why are you here with them?
[08:16] ---
Oh, I applied to do
off-campus fundraising activities.
[08:21] ---
Please donate to the fund!
[08:22] ---
Well, when I saw those two who don't seem
to be doing it on a whim or as a pastime,
[08:25] ---
Please!
[08:26] ---
who are inexperienced but eager...
[08:28] ---
Please donate to the fund!
[08:30] ---
it made me feel like supporting them
even if it's not much.
[08:31] ---
Please!
[08:34] ---
Jeez.
[08:34] ---
Please donate to the fund!
[08:35] ---
This kind of activity
really isn't up my alley, though.
[08:37] ---
Please!
[08:42] ---
This is one of the things.
[08:44] ---
RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
[08:44] ---
Results of today's match...
[08:45] ---
KAGUYA LOSES
[08:46] ---
Kaguya loses.
[08:48] ---
PLEASE DONATE TO THE FUND
[08:50] ---
PLEASE
[08:52] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS TO SHOW OFF
[09:04] ---
WHACK
[09:10] ---
I was so close!
[09:12] ---
Not athletic!
[09:12] ---
NOTE: NOT ATHLETIC
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When it comes to studying,
Shirogane excels,
[09:17] ---
but as for athletics, he's a catastrophe,
unfit for any human to see.
[09:22] ---
He delivered newspapers for many years,
and in the summertime, worked as a mover.
[09:25] ---
He's easily able to ride his bike
the 15 kilometers to school every day.
[09:29] ---
Miyuki Shirogane definitely doesn't suffer
from a lack of physical ability.
[09:34] ---
He just has an alarming lack
of coordination! That's the cause!
[09:38] ---
So, in order to protect
his social status at Shuchiin Academy,
[09:42] ---
daily extraordinary training is essential!
[09:45] ---
We've got volleyball next week.
[09:47] ---
I have to get to the point
of average ability by then.
[09:51] ---
At this rate...
[09:53] ---
Please take this seriously.
[09:55] ---
It looks like a dying alpaca,
but is that the president?
[09:58] ---
Really?
[09:59] ---
That dying alpaca?
[10:03] ---
How cute.
[10:05] ---
No!
[10:09] ---
Why isn't this working?
[10:11] ---
President, are you okay?
[10:13] ---
Yeah, no prob...
[10:15] ---
Fujiwara!
[10:17] ---
What are you doing?
[10:18] ---
I forgot this here. Um...
[10:21] ---
Did she see me?
[10:26] ---
It's over.
Good at both sports and studies...
[10:28] ---
The well-rounded
President Shirogane brand...
[10:31] ---
Even though I didn't do anything wrong,
my flawless image will...
[10:36] ---
Did I study for the test? Not really.
[10:39] ---
This is really bad.
[10:43] ---
Playing with a ball is so much fun!
[10:46] ---
Oh, well.
[10:47] ---
Whatever she thinks about me,
it won't do much damage.
[10:50] ---
Volleyball is the next sport for P.E., right?
[10:53] ---
I was able to reserve the gym,
so I've been practicing.
[10:56] ---
My serve is kind of weak, you know?
[10:58] ---
Oh, I see.
[11:00] ---
Want me to teach you?
[11:03] ---
Look, you can't teach someone
unless you can do it yourself.
[11:07] ---
I'm okay at volleyball!
[11:10] ---
See?
[11:14] ---
Right?
[11:15] ---
Incredible!
[11:16] ---
PRESIDENT'S CRITERIA
[11:16] ---
How could her serve be so polished?
[11:18] ---
How'd you like that?
[11:20] ---
I-I had no idea you possessed
such a special skill!
[11:24] ---
I bet if I taught you,
you'd improve in no time.
[11:29] ---
GRIN GRIN
[11:29] ---
President! When you're
asking someone for help,
[11:32] ---
what kind of attitude is appropriate?
[11:36] ---
P-Please teach me.
[11:40] ---
Sure! No problem!
[11:43] ---
Okay, first let me see
exactly what the problem is.
[11:46] ---
Please show me your serve several times.
[11:49] ---
Okay.
[12:00] ---
Why does that happen?
[12:03] ---
I don't know myself.
[12:05] ---
No matter how many times I try,
I keep hitting myself in the head.
[12:08] ---
And if I'm careful about my head,
my timing is totally off.
[12:12] ---
I'm perfectly deadlocked!
[12:15] ---
Right.
[12:16] ---
First of all, when you hit the ball,
keep your eyes open!
[12:19] ---
You don't have to state the obvious.
[12:21] ---
Right, right!
[12:23] ---
Then open your eyes wide
and try to hit the ball.
[12:27] ---
As if that would make a difference.
[12:35] ---
See? That didn't work.
[12:37] ---
Your eyes aren't open!
[12:39] ---
They're not open!
[12:40] ---
How can you project the feeling,
"I did what you said, but it didn't work"?
[12:43] ---
Look! They weren't even open
one millimeter!
[12:47] ---
I don't believe it!
[12:48] ---
Maybe I have what they call "the yips"?
[12:51] ---
What arrogance!
[12:52] ---
President, maybe your image of yourself
isn't in sync with your actual movements!
[12:57] ---
Let's start with jumping
with your eyes open!
[13:00] ---
I'm going to be merciless with you,
so be prepared!
[13:03] ---
Please!
[13:04] ---
OGRE
[13:05] ---
And so...
[13:06] ---
1, 2,
[13:09] ---
3, 4 ,5...
[13:11] ---
556, 557, 558, 559...
[13:15] ---
984, 985, 986 ,987...
[13:15] ---
No closed eyes when you jump.
The ball is your friend.
[13:18] ---
And so, with morning and evening
training sessions, three days passed.
[13:25] ---
President...
[13:27] ---
Maybe this is enough.
[13:29] ---
I think you're good enough to be
at the level of a person who just sucks at it.
[13:33] ---
Compared to when you were a creature,
you've made a lot of progress.
[13:36] ---
Not yet!
[13:38] ---
I can still...
[13:40] ---
do more!
[13:41] ---
Why are you working so hard for this?
[13:44] ---
Because I don't want them
to see me look like a dork.
[13:48] ---
If they're going to see me,
I want them to see me look cool!
[13:56] ---
Are you talking
about the person you like, President?
[14:00] ---
Not at all!
You've got romance on the brain!
[14:02] ---
You don't have to hide it from me!
[14:05] ---
Who's she? Who's she?
[14:05] ---
Shut up!
[14:06] ---
Please tell me!
[14:08] ---
Don't pester me about that!
[14:18] ---
Y-You did it!
[14:20] ---
You did it! You did it!
[14:22] ---
Yeah, Fujiwara. Thanks to you.
[14:25] ---
It was so tough!
But you persevered until you achieved it!
[14:29] ---
All right, Fujiwara.
[14:32] ---
Next teach me how to toss and receive!
[14:39] ---
ONE WEEK LATER
[14:47] ---
Wow!
[14:49] ---
Shirogane!
[14:58] ---
Miss Fujiwara?
[15:01] ---
I raised that boy.
[15:03] ---
You're his mother?
[15:04] ---
RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
[15:05] ---
Results of today's match...
[15:06] ---
Shirogane and Fujiwara's victory!
[15:06] ---
SHIROGANE AND
FUJIWARA'S VICTORY
[15:11] ---
YES, WELL...
[15:12] ---
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
[15:16] ---
KAGUYA WANTS TO BE COVERED
[15:16] ---
All right. Ishigami finished dealing
with the aftermath of that last mixer...
[15:21] ---
so there really isn't anything
for us to do today.
[15:24] ---
Shall we take the day off?
[15:25] ---
Sure! Then you'd better call
for an early pickup, Miss Kaguya.
[15:29] ---
Actually...
[15:31] ---
the car has a flat or something,
so I thought I'd walk home.
[15:36] ---
You won't be kidnapped?
[15:38] ---
Not much evidence is left on a rainy day,
so that's when they target you!
[15:42] ---
Please don't say things
that'll make me nervous.
[15:45] ---
I'd like to give you a lift,
but I have somewhere to go.
[15:48] ---
Shinomiya is going to walk home?
[15:49] ---
That's okay.
I appreciate the sentiment.
[15:51] ---
Then maybe that'll work?
[15:53] ---
The turning point of the season.
The rainy season.
[15:56] ---
Sharing an umbrella!
[15:58] ---
Two shoulders close together
under one umbrella,
[16:00] ---
an event that immediately closes
the distance between man and woman.
[16:03] ---
The rainy season is the ideal season
to share an umbrella.
[16:07] ---
What nonsense.
[16:09] ---
Shamefully jostling each other
under one umbrella...
[16:12] ---
But I do recognize the meaning
behind sharing an umbrella.
[16:17] ---
In the realm of romance,
what should be feared the most
[16:20] ---
is summer vacation magic.
[16:22] ---
"Spending summer vacation
with your sweetheart."
[16:24] ---
That brand is so sought after
[16:26] ---
that before summer vacation starts,
evaluation of the opposite sex
[16:29] ---
takes place everywhere
throughout the school.
[16:36] ---
Sharing an umbrella emphasizes to onlookers
an intimacy with a member of the opposite sex,
[16:38] ---
DAMN
[16:39] ---
MARKING COMPLETE!!
[16:40] ---
HE'S TAKEN
[16:40] ---
and is the most efficient way
to mark someone as being excluded
[16:43] ---
from the group
of "summer sweetheart candidates."
[16:48] ---
It's really coming down.
[16:50] ---
Yes. It wasn't raining at all this morning.
[16:53] ---
There's pretty much one way
that sharing an umbrella works.
[16:57] ---
One... "A" has forgotten to bring
an umbrella and is just standing there.
[17:00] ---
Two... Unable to ignore that,
"B" asks, "Wanna share?"
[17:02] ---
WANNA SHARE?
[17:04] ---
SUCCESS!!
[17:05] ---
Well, should we go?
[17:06] ---
In short, the success
of sharing an umbrella...
[17:07] ---
Yes.
[17:08] ---
depends on the "I forgot my umbrella" appeal!
[17:11] ---
However...
[17:13] ---
What should I do?
I don't have an umbrella.
[17:13] ---
Shoot, I forgot my umbrella.
[17:15] ---
COMPETITION BATTING!!
[17:15] ---
Batting!
[17:17] ---
An umbrella sharing event begins
with one person forgetting their umbrella.
[17:22] ---
But if they both forget their umbrellas,
there are no developments!
[17:26] ---
It's just two people
who have forgotten to bring an umbrella!
[17:29] ---
Y-You forgot your umbrella, too, Shinomiya?
[17:32] ---
Yes. It just slipped my mind,
since I usually get picked up.
[17:36] ---
Why did you forget?
[17:38] ---
Well, I didn't check the weather forecast.
[17:40] ---
I didn't think
we were in for a storm like this.
[17:46] ---
Of course, it's all a bluff!
[17:48] ---
They both have folding umbrellas
in their bags!
[17:52] ---
What do I do?
Tell her I have an umbrella now?
[17:56] ---
But if I do that...
[17:59] ---
Oh, my.
[18:00] ---
You wanted to get under my umbrella
so badly that you lied about your umbrella?
[18:05] ---
Good grief.
[18:07] ---
How cute.
[18:08] ---
I can't!
[18:09] ---
Already, taking out the umbrella
would expose a meaningful lie.
[18:13] ---
And that would also directly link to inviting
the other person to share the umbrella.
[18:17] ---
That would clearly spell defeat.
[18:19] ---
Wait. If she doesn't have a ride,
[18:22] ---
I'm sure someone from the Shinomiya house
would've given her an umbrella.
[18:26] ---
It wouldn't matter
that it slipped her mind!
[18:28] ---
I've got your number, President.
[18:30] ---
You have an umbrella
in that bag, don't you?
[18:33] ---
You're lying because you're too embarrassed
to invite me under your umbrella.
[18:36] ---
In this situation,
the condition for victory...
[18:38] ---
is none other than exposing
the other person's lie!
[18:43] ---
Hey, Shinomiya,
maybe you've actually got one.
[18:46] ---
Shirogane made the first move.
[18:48] ---
Your usual ride had a flat today,
on the day it rains.
[18:52] ---
But today of all days, someone like you,
who always plans ahead, forgot her umbrella.
[18:57] ---
How likely is that?
[19:03] ---
What are you trying to say?
[19:04] ---
Oh, nothing.
[19:06] ---
Not enough information.
[19:08] ---
Should I gamble on a game-winning hit?
[19:09] ---
If we're talking planning ahead,
you do the same, President.
[19:12] ---
What?
[19:13] ---
Before, you said you didn't check
the weather forecast, but I find that odd.
[19:19] ---
What's odd about it?
[19:21] ---
I have days like that.
[19:23] ---
You always ride your bicycle
to school, don't you?
[19:27] ---
Yes, but...
[19:29] ---
Then,
[19:30] ---
why did you take the train today?
[19:34] ---
I noticed your bike
wasn't in the bike rack today.
[19:39] ---
What?
[19:41] ---
I mean, if you think about it,
there's nothing unnatural at all.
[19:45] ---
On a rainy day,
you take the train to school.
[19:48] ---
That's the reasonable thing to do, isn't it?
[19:50] ---
Say, President...
[19:51] ---
you said you missed
the weather forecast, right?
[19:55] ---
Then why did you choose
to take the train today, of all days?
[20:00] ---
The truth is...
[20:03] ---
you saw it, didn't you?
[20:05] ---
The weather forecast.
[20:08] ---
The difference in preparation!
[20:10] ---
Maybe you just thought
you forgot to bring an umbrella.
[20:15] ---
President, would you take a look
in your bag to see if it's there?
[20:19] ---
The difference in advance preparation
will decide the outcome of the game!
[20:23] ---
It didn't even take Shirogane an hour
to devise his umbrella-sharing plan.
[20:27] ---
On the other hand,
Kaguya confirmed the weather report.
[20:30] ---
She carefully looked at the weather map,
[20:32] ---
used an awl to pierce
the tire of her ride,
[20:35] ---
and checked the bicycle rack.
[20:36] ---
The amount of advance preparation
gave her a big lead.
[20:39] ---
Naturally, she predicted
this situation, as well.
[20:42] ---
Now I'll score a point for good measure!
[20:45] ---
I guess I'll just get soaked
walking home in the rain.
[20:50] ---
GRIN
[20:50] ---
Miss Kaguya, you forgot your umbrella?
[20:55] ---
I've got a spare in the classroom,
so please use this one.
[21:00] ---
Please be more careful for next time!
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Absent-minded Miss Kaguya!
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Well, see ya tomorrow!
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I had him! I was one step away!
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Why does that girl always spoil it?
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Now that it's come to this...
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Here.
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I'm giving you this umbrella, President!
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Do what you want with it! Here!
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No, that umbrella belongs to Fujiwara.
[21:32] ---
I'm subletting it!
[21:33] ---
No, look...
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All right.
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How about I borrow half of it?
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I suppose that will do.
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Results of today's match...
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RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
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A tie.
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A TIE
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