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E12 - The Student Council Would Like a Group Photo

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[00:11] ---
    Ever since I got
    my first flip phone at age five,
[00:13] ---
    I only used it for making emergency calls.
[00:18] ---
    But after joining the student council,
[00:22] ---
    I've been using it
    to document my daily life.
[00:25] ---
    I used to look down on girls my age
    who would constantly take phone pictures.
[00:33] ---
    Probably because
[00:35] ---
    I had nothing
    to take a photo of then.
[00:38] ---
    There were no days...
[00:40] ---
    I told you I'd confiscate that!
[00:41] ---
    ...that I wanted
    to think back upon.
[00:43] ---
    How many times do I have to say it
    before it sinks in?
[00:45] ---
    Therefore...
[00:55] ---
    ...by doing this,
[00:57] ---
    I feel...
[00:59] ---
    ...just a little bit...
[01:02] ---
    ...like an ordinary girl.
[01:05] ---
    "LONG TIME NO SEE"
[01:05] ---
    A photo of us?
[01:07] ---
    "Shuchiin Academy School Brochure"
[01:07] ---
    Yes! We're making a pamphlet
    for Shuchiin Academy,
[01:10] ---
    so I would like all of you to model for it.
[01:10] ---
    "THE STUDENT COUNCIL
    WOULD LIKE A GROUP PHOTO"
[01:13] ---
    We're going to be models?
    That sounds like fun!
[01:16] ---
    What shall I wear?
[01:17] ---
    Your school uniform, of course.
[01:19] ---
    Excuse me...
[01:21] ---
    I'm sorry, but...
[01:23] ---
    "SHINOMIYA FAMILY"
[01:23] ---
    ...my family's policy doesn't allow
    my face to appear in any media.
[01:27] ---
    We can't show your face at all?
[01:30] ---
    Could you do something like this?
[01:33] ---
    What kind of pamphlet
    are you making?
[01:34] ---
    Don't worry about me. You guys do it.
[01:37] ---
    I've never been photogenic anyway.
[01:40] ---
    Really?
[01:43] ---
    The pamphlet I wish to make,
    in a nutshell, will make kids think,
[01:47] ---
    "I want to spend the springtime
    of my life at that academy!"
[01:51] ---
    So, please show me your bubbly best!
[01:55] ---
    Our bubbly best...
[01:57] ---
    Go on, vogue!
[02:00] ---
    L-Like this?
[02:02] ---
    Fujiwara's bubbly best
    is like a bratty child.
[02:06] ---
    L-Like this?
[02:07] ---
    A three-year-old's first photo session.
[02:09] ---
    Thank you, next!
[02:12] ---
    Why do you hide your face?
[02:15] ---
    B-Because I'm embarrassed.
[02:17] ---
    Non! What a waste
    when you have such a cute face...
[02:23] ---
    Cute?
[02:24] ---
    "UH-HUH"
[02:24] ---
    Precisely! When you're so pretty...
[02:30] ---
    Please show me that cute face.
[02:37] ---
    How cute! Very nice!
[02:41] ---
    Don't be afraid.
[02:42] ---
    Entrust me with your body.
[02:46] ---
    Now bite that pen you're holding.
[02:50] ---
    "SNAP SNAP"
[02:50] ---
    The epitome of Japanese cuteness!
[02:52] ---
    Iino, if some sleazy guy in town
    scouts you as a model, don't you go with him.
[02:56] ---
    Ishigami, would you stand next to her?
[03:00] ---
    Me, too?
[03:05] ---
    This won't do.
[03:05] ---
    "HMPH..."
[03:05] ---
    Mutter mutter mutter...
[03:07] ---
    Shinomiya, would you fix Ishigami's hair?
[03:12] ---
    Sure.
[03:13] ---
    And you look a little too stiff, lino.
[03:15] ---
    Please loosen up a bit.
[03:18] ---
    Mutter mutter mutter...
[03:24] ---
    Now that's what I'm talking about!
[03:27] ---
    The vibe I get is two students
    who secretly help each other out.
[03:33] ---
    Where's that coming from?
[03:34] ---
    What are you talking about?
[03:36] ---
    Next, I want Fujiwara and Shirogane!
[03:38] ---
    Come on!
[03:39] ---
    "WACKA WACKA"
[03:42] ---
    Non, more natural!
[03:44] ---
    Easy for you to say.
[03:46] ---
    Well, let's see.
[03:48] ---
    Perhaps, it would be easier
    if I gave you a hypothetical situation.
[03:53] ---
    All right, let's say
    you two are girlfriend-boyfriend.
[04:03] ---
    "FLASH"
[04:03] ---
    You're talking in the hallway.
[04:05] ---
    "FLASH"
[04:06] ---
    Your hands accidentally touch.
[04:07] ---
    "FLASH"
[04:09] ---
    "FLASH"
[04:10] ---
    That's it! So innocent!
[04:13] ---
    Adolescence personified!
[04:15] ---
    The springtime of youth!
[04:17] ---
    Tres-tres-tres bien!
[04:19] ---
    Now bring your faces closer together!
[04:22] ---
    I always thought of this man as a clown...
[04:27] ---
    ...but I didn't realize the depths
    of his mockery.
[04:30] ---
    Doesn't he realize just how much
    my family donates to this school?
[04:34] ---
    I hope he knows
    his days as a principal are numbered.
[04:39] ---
    It's just a shame.
[04:41] ---
    Shinomiya would've been ideal
    to play Shirogane's girlfriend.
[04:48] ---
    I would love to get a two-shot
    of Shirogane and Shinomiya!
[04:52] ---
    They have the ideal relationship!
[04:55] ---
    That's what I wanted to capture!
[04:58] ---
    Can you understand my frustration?
[05:02] ---
    Yes, yes!
[05:03] ---
    I understand!
[05:08] ---
    Well, let's take a group photo
    with the schoolyard behind you.
[05:12] ---
    Everyone, line up, please.
[05:15] ---
    A group photo...
[05:15] ---
    In order of school year!
[05:17] ---
    Don't stand next to me.
[05:18] ---
    I know, I know.
[05:18] ---
    Come to think of it, I've never taken
    a photo like that before.
[05:21] ---
    Then, stand wherever you like!
[05:24] ---
    I envy them.
[05:38] ---
    Shinomiya, please come over here.
[05:41] ---
    For the last shot,
    let's take a keepsake photo.
[05:45] ---
    But...
[05:51] ---
    You don't have to do this for me.
[05:53] ---
    I'm not.
[05:56] ---
    This is what your friends want.
[06:06] ---
    Any more photos taken will be private!
[06:09] ---
    We can use your cell phone if you'd like.
[06:12] ---
    Then...
[06:31] ---
    Do you think it's broken?
[06:33] ---
    Non...
[06:38] ---
    I'll retrieve it.
[06:41] ---
    Shinomiya...
[07:14] ---
    It's kaput. No surprise.
[07:18] ---
    I probably lost all the photos I took.
[07:23] ---
    Maybe I should get a smartphone next time.
[07:26] ---
    I hear the photo resolution is great
    with the newer models!
[07:30] ---
    Then, I can do LINE, too.
[07:33] ---
    It'll give me a whole new avenue
    for defeating President!
[07:37] ---
    This is a blessing in disguise!
[07:42] ---
    It's actually a good opportunity.
[07:44] ---
    I needed something like this
    to force me to make a decision.
SIGN    "Student council election results Miyuki Shirogane Miko lino"
[07:46] ---
    Now, I'll be able to use
    Snow and Instagram, too!
[07:49] ---
    If I can figure them out.
[07:51] ---
    They say the photo resolution
    for phones these days is so good.
[07:55] ---
    Just think, I can use
    all of the social media apps.
[08:04] ---
    They're just photos.
    What am I crying for?
[08:10] ---
    I guess I'm more girly than I thought.
[08:22] ---
    "THE STUDENT COUNCIL
    IS GOING TO GET THAT GROUP PHOTO"
[08:22] ---
    I did check, and this model is not only old,
    but has corporate proprietary specs.
[08:28] ---
    There aren't any parts left to fix it,
[08:31] ---
    and I'm afraid there's no way to save the data.
[08:35] ---
    If you had an SD card attached,
    it may have been possible,
[08:39] ---
    but with this model,
    all of the data is stored internally, so...
[08:43] ---
    Then, that's that.
[08:45] ---
    Let's buy a smartphone and go home.
[08:48] ---
    Which one do you like?
[08:49] ---
    The same model as President.
[08:52] ---
    I want the same model as President.
[08:54] ---
    But think about that carefully!
[08:56] ---
    Lady Kaguya, if you choose
    the same model as President...
[09:00] ---
    Well, well. You bought
    the same phone I have, huh?
[09:03] ---
    You want to match me that badly?
[09:09] ---
    How cute.
[09:11] ---
    That will happen!
[09:12] ---
    I mean, he wouldn't
    actually be like that, but...
[09:14] ---
    What are you talking about?
[09:16] ---
    President wouldn't say those things.
[09:18] ---
    Wait. You're right, but...
[09:21] ---
    I feel like you've just betrayed me.
[09:24] ---
    I'm kind of tired.
[09:26] ---
    I'm in no mood to play along
    with your jokes, Hayasaka.
[09:28] ---
    I haven't cracked a single joke.
[09:32] ---
    President has an old smartphone, too,
    so you wouldn't find it here.
[09:37] ---
    Buy the latest model
    from the same brand instead.
[09:40] ---
    Here. This is a good one.
[09:42] ---
    The display is 4K HDR.
[09:46] ---
    It also has a look-ahead function
    that can even detect a smile.
[09:49] ---
    I don't feel like smiling.
[09:50] ---
    You can charge it with both USB Type-C and Qi.
[09:52] ---
    It's even 5G compatible?
[09:54] ---
    Ultrasonic fingerprint authentication?
    This is the future!
[09:57] ---
    These phone features are giving us
    phones of the future! Wow! This is amazing!
[09:59] ---
    I don't know what you're going on about.
    Just choose one.
[10:03] ---
    Ka...
[10:04] ---
    Kaguya! You finally bought a smartphone?
[10:07] ---
    "TA-DA"
[10:08] ---
    Well, after my previous phone broke...
[10:11] ---
    "FRET FRET"
[10:11] ---
    But you were so obstinate.
[10:13] ---
    Whatever I said,
    you were like, "I don't need it."
[10:14] ---
    "I've been getting along fine
    with this for years."
[10:16] ---
    Not buying a new phone
    was a point of pride for you!
[10:19] ---
    Welcome to civilized society.
[10:21] ---
    I wasn't that into my flip phone.
[10:25] ---
    Um, I installed LINE, but...
[10:30] ---
    Then, let's exchange IDs!
[10:32] ---
    We are in the age of information technology!
[10:33] ---
    Kaguya was forced to get a smartphone
    because flip phones have gone extinct.
[10:38] ---
    "SPARKLE"
[10:39] ---
    Everyone knows that a smartphone is an
    essential accessory for a high school student.
[10:40] ---
    Very nice.
[10:41] ---
    I love how you can do so many things with it.
[10:44] ---
    From making plans, to hanging out,
    to texting, everything happens via phone.
[10:47] ---
    When you don't get a reply right away,
    it seems like a matter of life and death.
[10:49] ---
    Some students even confess their love
    through a social media app. That's right.
[10:54] ---
    This past year has been a complete waste
[10:56] ---
    Yes. I don't even know
    how to use any of these functions.
[10:56] ---
    because these two weren't connected through LINE.
SIGN    "Do you want to add XXX as your friend? YES NO"
[10:58] ---
    Becoming a LINE friend is the ticket to love
    in this day and age in Japan.
[11:02] ---
    This is it!
[11:03] ---
    Now that she's bought a smartphone,
    I can ask her to exchange LINE IDs!
[11:07] ---
    But if I ask for her address,
    it's equivalent to a confession of love!
[11:12] ---
    Maybe, humans are creatures
    that never learn.
[11:17] ---
    Is that philosophy?
[11:18] ---
    I have to set up a situation!
[11:20] ---
    President, can I have your LINE ID?
[11:24] ---
    Sure. My ID, huh?
    Of course we can exchange IDs--
[11:28] ---
    "SCAN QR CODE TO ADD FRIENDS"
[11:29] ---
    Huh?
[11:30] ---
    Huh?
[11:31] ---
    "KAGUYA SHINOMIYA" "NEW FRIEND"
[11:34] ---
    Shinomiya asked me straight out
    without any tricks!
[11:37] ---
    Wait, is there something behind it?
[11:42] ---
    It doesn't seem like it.
[11:47] ---
    Secretary Fujiwara,
    is Shinomiya acting strange today?
[11:50] ---
    You finally picked up on that?
[11:53] ---
    That's what we've been talking about.
[11:56] ---
    Huh? Really?
[11:57] ---
    What's got her feeling down?
[12:01] ---
    Maybe a relative passed.
[12:03] ---
    Or she has a stomachache.
[12:05] ---
    Or she stayed up late playing video games.
[12:08] ---
    You're the only one who does that.
[12:10] ---
    Maybe it has something to do
    with her broken phone yesterday.
[12:13] ---
    I don't know.
[12:15] ---
    I can't picture that.
[12:18] ---
    Kaguya's family policy is not to talk
    to outsiders about their problems.
[12:22] ---
    So, maybe it's not a good idea
    to even spitball about it.
[12:26] ---
    Yeah.
[12:27] ---
    Everyone is worried about her.
[12:29] ---
    Maybe she'll bring it up herself,
[12:32] ---
    so why don't we interact normally
    with her for a while?
[12:34] ---
    You're probably right.
[12:37] ---
    Their decision was to act normal.
[12:40] ---
    They decided not to treat her
    like a fragile flower.
[12:42] ---
    This might seem callous to an outsider...
[12:46] ---
    "KAGUYA SHINOMIYA"
[12:47] ---
    This is Shinomiya's account.
[12:50] ---
    Maybe I'll send her a message.
[12:51] ---
    ...but actually...
[12:53] ---
    That's right.
[12:54] ---
    ...it was the right thing to do.
[13:01] ---
    This is...
[13:02] ---
    "SHUCHIIN STUDENT COUNCIL GROUP"
[13:03] ---
    I just created a group
    for the student council, so join in.
[13:06] ---
    Okay!
[13:07] ---
    Roger that.
[13:08] ---
    So, you didn't have a group before now, huh?
[13:10] ---
    "PHEW"
[13:10] ---
    Thank goodness. I thought maybe I was
    the only one who didn't get an invite.
[13:14] ---
    I wouldn't do that to you.
[13:17] ---
    While we're at it,
    let's make a shared album!
[13:20] ---
    We can upload whatever photos we want!
[13:23] ---
    Then...
[13:25] ---
    I'm going to upload the photos
    from the sports festival.
[13:27] ---
    Is it okay if I send over
    all of my photos from Snow?
[13:30] ---
    Okeydokey!
[13:35] ---
    President decided beforehand to make a group
    only when you got a smartphone.
[13:41] ---
    He said he didn't want you to be left out.
[13:44] ---
    But this is good timing.
[13:46] ---
    Shinomiya wasn't able to transfer data
    from her old phone...
[13:51] ---
    ...and an empty phone is kind of sad.
[13:54] ---
    What Kaguya wanted to hold on to
[13:57] ---
    was the record of the ordinary days
    she'd shared with a certain someone.
[14:03] ---
    "STUDENT COUNCIL PHOTOS"
[14:04] ---
    Her photos were proof of that.
[14:08] ---
    Kaguya was feeling down
    because she had lost all of those pictures.
[14:14] ---
    However, if you share
    your precious memories with others...
SIGN    "Student council election results Miyuki Shirogane Miko lino"
[14:25] ---
    If they are truly precious...
[14:29] ---
    the people who share those memories with you
    will want to hold on to them, too.
[14:34] ---
    You secretly took these photos.
[14:36] ---
    How cute.
[14:39] ---
    There are so many...
[14:41] ---
    Because we took so many!
[14:43] ---
    When my flip phone got demolished,
    I thought I'd lost all of them.
[14:55] ---
    But instead, I gained
    a lot more than I had before.
[15:05] ---
    Shinomiya, didn't that model just come out?
[15:10] ---
    Lucky!
[15:11] ---
    That's the one with
    the smile detection feature, right?
[15:14] ---
    You should give it a try.
[15:17] ---
    How do I do it?
SIGN    "In recognition of your enthusiasm and achievements"
[15:19] ---
    Just like this.
[15:21] ---
    Now smile, Kaguya!
[15:26] ---
    It won't take a photo until you smile.
[15:28] ---
    You, too, lino?
[15:30] ---
    But I'm used to looking serious for photos.
[15:32] ---
    You, too, President.
[15:33] ---
    Okay.
[15:35] ---
    All right, everyone, big smiles!
[15:39] ---
    Jeez!
[15:41] ---
    Today's battle result...
SIGN    "KAGUYA WINS SHE SUCCESSFULLY MADE HER SMARTPHONE DEBUT"
[15:44] ---
    Kaguya wins.
[15:47] ---
    "Now let's the three of us girls
    make a heart sign with our hands!"
[15:48] ---
    "Huh? L-Like this?"
[15:50] ---
    "I'll make the bottom part
    with a peace sign..."
[15:54] ---
    You can pump it as many times as you want,
[15:56] ---
    but you have to pump it at least once.
[15:59] ---
    And whoever reaches the limit loses!
    Wanna play that game?
[16:03] ---
    A game where you can pump it
    as many times as you want,
[16:05] ---
    but you have to pump it at least once,
    and whoever reaches the limit loses?
[16:09] ---
    What is that?
[16:10] ---
    Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
[16:11] ---
    "CHIKA FUJIWARA
    WANTS TO INFLATE"
[16:12] ---
    Fujiwara, please calm down.
[16:14] ---
    I don't understand
    the mechanics of this game.
[16:17] ---
    But why don't we give it a shot?
[16:19] ---
    Shall we?
[16:20] ---
    "BRAVO"
[16:20] ---
    Hooray for daring boys!
[16:23] ---
    I'll get it set up!
[16:26] ---
    "PUMP PUMP"
[16:26] ---
    Oh, this is what she was talking about!
[16:29] ---
    A game in which you can pump it
    as many times as you want,
[16:30] ---
    but you have to pump it at least once,
    and whoever reaches the limit loses?
[16:35] ---
    "LEARN THE GAME IN SECONDS!"
[16:36] ---
    Here are the rules!
[16:37] ---
    You take turns, with each person
    pumping as many times as they want,
[16:37] ---
    "PUMP PUMP"
[16:42] ---
    but you have to pump it at least once.
[16:46] ---
    You keep going until the balloon
    reaches its limit and bursts!
[16:46] ---
    "POP"
[16:48] ---
    I see.
[16:49] ---
    I thought you had some dirty game
    in mind at first...
[16:52] ---
    "GLOOM"
[16:52] ---
    Why aren't you two into it anymore?
[16:55] ---
    If we refused to participate now,
    that would be telling.
[16:57] ---
    It'd be totally obvious.
[16:59] ---
    I bet she set us up on purpose!
[17:02] ---
    I'd lay 50-50 odds on that.
[17:04] ---
    That girl is an eternal mystery.
[17:06] ---
    Where did you get this?
[17:08] ---
    At the end of the sports festival,
    we released balloons, remember?
[17:11] ---
    I thought throwing them all away
    would be a waste, so I kept a big one.
[17:14] ---
    That's very ecologically-minded of you!
[17:16] ---
    Kaguya and Miko,
    you two will play, too, won't you?
[17:19] ---
    Oh sure, after all that build-up.
[17:21] ---
    Well, if everyone else is going to do it...
[17:23] ---
    Then, the order will be President,
    Kaguya, Ishigami, me, and Miko!
[17:29] ---
    Let the game begin.
[17:31] ---
    Well, it's not like
    there's any punishment if I fail.
[17:34] ---
    Or I guess the punishment would be
    a balloon popping in your face.
[17:35] ---
    "PUMP"
[17:37] ---
    "PUMP"
[17:39] ---
    I don't mind that.
[17:39] ---
    "PUMP"
[17:40] ---
    It's all in fun.
[17:41] ---
    "PUMP"
[17:42] ---
    It's been a long time
    since I've played a low-stress game.
[17:43] ---
    "PUMP PUMP"
[17:45] ---
    "PUMP PUMP"
[17:46] ---
    Yay!
[17:54] ---
    "BOOM"
[17:54] ---
    Wait, you're really pumping it up!
[17:56] ---
    That's right!
[17:57] ---
    No, this is bad!
[17:59] ---
    If it pops right before my eyes,
    I'll be scared out of my wits!
[18:03] ---
    And if I'm scared out of my wits...
[18:05] ---
    Scared by a popping balloon...
[18:07] ---
    How cute.
[18:10] ---
    Calm down, man!
[18:12] ---
    Look!
[18:13] ---
    It doesn't faze Shinomiya at all!
[18:15] ---
    What kind of man am I
    if this terrifies me?
[18:18] ---
    Kaguya has never played this game
    in which you burst a balloon on purpose.
[18:25] ---
    So, naturally, she's nervous.
[18:27] ---
    Kaguya is a teenager after all.
[18:30] ---
    And like any teenager,
    she has a fear of the unknown.
[18:35] ---
    However...
[18:38] ---
    Jeez...
[18:40] ---
    What is it about this
    that you all find so frightening?
[18:43] ---
    Kaguya...
[18:45] ---
    You have to inflate the balloon
    with both hands!
[18:48] ---
    The calming ritual!
[18:52] ---
    No way! I'm scared! I don't wanna do this!
    Don't make me do this!
[18:55] ---
    I should never have said I would do it!
    What's fun about this? I hate it!
[18:57] ---
    Save me, Hayasaka!
[19:03] ---
    Go, go, Kaguya!
[19:04] ---
    You'll pay.
[19:06] ---
    I swear I'll make that balloon bimbo pay!
[19:10] ---
    "PUMP"
[19:11] ---
    Okay, Ishigami, you're next!
[19:13] ---
    After that impressive declaration,
    you only pump it once?
[19:15] ---
    You should talk, scaredy-cat Ishigami!
[19:18] ---
    A scaredy-cat?
[19:20] ---
    I sure was.
[19:21] ---
    Well...
[19:24] ---
    Watch this.
[19:25] ---
    Yu Ishigami has moved beyond fear.
[19:28] ---
    He has recently overcome numerous hardships
    and has taken a step forward in his life.
[19:34] ---
    That's right.
[19:36] ---
    The important thing
    is to keep your eyes wide open.
[19:38] ---
    I realized that I was afraid of so many things
    because I avoided looking at them.
[19:43] ---
    But if I take a good look, nothing will--
[19:44] ---
    "GLARE"
[19:46] ---
    I got a good look,
    and it scares the hell out of me!
[19:55] ---
    I'll wait for my chance to sneak out of here!
[19:56] ---
    Apparently, the entire
    sports festival arc was pointless.
[19:58] ---
    "PUMP"
[20:00] ---
    Okay, Fujiwara's next!
[20:02] ---
    You only pumped it once yourself, Ishigami.
[20:04] ---
    Miss Fujiwara...
[20:06] ---
    Would you like some tangerines?
[20:07] ---
    The rind of citrus fruits contains
    limonene which can dissolve rubber.
[20:07] ---
    "RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[20:11] ---
    If one drop of tangerine juice
    hits the balloon, it'll explode.
[20:13] ---
    I'll have some later.
[20:15] ---
    Regrettably, Kaguya's plan failed.
[20:17] ---
    "PUMP"
[20:19] ---
    Okay, Miko, you're up!
[20:21] ---
    You only pumped it once, Fujiwara.
[20:26] ---
    "PUMP"
[20:27] ---
    You can do it, Miko!
[20:30] ---
    Keep going!
[20:30] ---
    "PUMP PUMP"
[20:32] ---
    Okay.
[20:33] ---
    You've got more pumps in you!
[20:35] ---
    But...
SIGN    "FIRST-YEAR MIKO IINO IS PLAYING THAT GAME!!"
[20:36] ---
    And...
[20:37] ---
    At that moment, they all
    thought Fujiwara was scum.
[20:40] ---
    "PUMP PUMP"
[20:42] ---
    Show me that you've got what it takes
    to be the next student council president!
[20:44] ---
    The greater the fear, the more valuable
    the courage you can muster!
[20:47] ---
    That's true strength, lino!
[20:49] ---
    Yet, they all joined in.
[20:51] ---
    "OOOH OOOH"
[20:54] ---
    Is this enough?
[20:56] ---
    I don't think it can stand any more.
[21:03] ---
    "SWISH"
[21:04] ---
    That's right.
[21:04] ---
    This is a game of wits.
[21:06] ---
    If the balloon doesn't burst
    during my turn, I win.
[21:07] ---
    I'm only doing this because I want to win!
    It's not because I'm scared!
[21:14] ---
    Huh? Was that a bug?
[21:16] ---
    Yes, I saw it flying near you.
[21:18] ---
    The game is up!
[21:19] ---
    Even Kaguya can't hide her despair!
[21:23] ---
    Shinomiya...
[21:24] ---
    Maybe she has issues with this kind of thing.
[21:27] ---
    Is she only participating because
    she didn't want to ruin it for everyone else?
[21:32] ---
    If so, then I...
[21:35] ---
    Miyuki...
[21:37] ---
    I'm not a good person.
[21:39] ---
    There isn't anything I can teach you.
[21:43] ---
    But...
[21:44] ---
    I want you to promise me just one thing.
[21:48] ---
    A man always protects
    the friends he loves...
[21:49] ---
    ...the woman he loves...
    when they're in trouble.
[21:54] ---
    He'll face any hardship if he has to.
[21:58] ---
    Become that kind of man.
[22:02] ---
    That's all I'm asking of you.
[22:05] ---
    Dad...
[22:07] ---
    The son recalled his father's words...
[22:10] ---
    All right, it's Shinomiya's turn!
[22:12] ---
    ...but completely ignored them.
[22:14] ---
    Well, good luck, Shinomiya!
[22:17] ---
    I'm having those tangerines now!
[22:20] ---
    To reiterate, the rind of citrus fruits
    contains limonene which can dissolve rubber,
[22:26] ---
    so if one drop of tangerine juice
    hits the balloon...
[22:31] ---
    My life is flashing before my eyes!
[22:32] ---
    I haven't accomplished anything yet!
[22:35] ---
    Sky burial!
[22:43] ---
    Thank you!
[22:52] ---
    I'm watching.
[22:58] ---
    Bye-bye, way to die!
[23:02] ---
    Today's battle result...
[23:04] ---
    Results invalid.
[23:07] ---
    And so...
[23:11] ---
    Think, Miyuki Shirogane.
[23:13] ---
    Don't just reach out a hand here.
[23:15] ---
    Be smart and bold.
[23:17] ---
    Nonchalantly draw out
    Shinomiya's affection for you.
[23:21] ---
    This is your chance, Kaguya Shinomiya.
[23:23] ---
    Play up your girlishness...
[23:25] ---
    and let President take hold of your hand now
    when he's in a mentally weakened state.
[23:28] ---
    Are you okay, Shinomiya?
[23:30] ---
    Y-Yes.
[23:35] ---
    And then, if all goes well...
[23:40] ---
    I'll make him
    confess his love for me!
[23:45] ---
    The battle rages on...
[23:48] ---
    ...and on...
[23:49] ---
    ...and on...
[23:51] ---
    ...and continues!
[23:52] ---
    "CONFESSION"
[23:55] ---
    "THE 68th STUDENT COUNCIL"