E9 - Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes, Part 2
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[00:00] ---
The fifth member of the Shuchiin Academy
Student Council is...
[00:02] ---
Financial Auditor Miko lino!
[00:05] ---
It's been only a few days since she joined
the student council, and already...
[00:05] ---
"DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE"
[00:09] ---
Listen.
[00:10] ---
I want to resign from the student council.
[00:12] ---
...she wants to quit!
[01:47] ---
"YU ISHIGAMI
CLOSES HIS EYES, PART 2"
[01:49] ---
But you finally got to join the student
council. Why would you resign now?
[01:53] ---
Certainly, I've always wanted to join.
[01:56] ---
I was thrilled when I got appointed!
[01:59] ---
But...
[02:00] ---
...the student council I wanted to serve on...
[02:03] ---
The student council I wanted to serve on...
[02:08] ---
This is the story of a short
high school girl with high ideals.
[02:12] ---
It is the record of a student council member
[02:14] ---
who stays true to herself
despite being rejected over and over...
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"STUDENT COUNCIL WARS"
[02:18] ---
A girl who tries to create
a new student council!
[02:22] ---
You bumbling idiot!
[02:24] ---
Can't you even handle a simple task?
[02:27] ---
This student council is no place for losers!
[02:31] ---
A merciless meritocracy!
[02:33] ---
Illicit intimate relations?
[02:35] ---
We'll expel them all.
[02:38] ---
That's the best way.
[02:39] ---
We have to get rid of the rotten apples
as soon as possible.
[02:42] ---
A group of stone-cold realists.
[02:46] ---
Please, wait!
[02:48] ---
Those young people have made a mistake!
[02:50] ---
Expelling them for one error is going too far!
[02:53] ---
Controlling the students through draconian
punishments is like a reign of terror!
[02:56] ---
Is that the kind of student council you want?
[03:00] ---
Cheap emotions have no place
in this student council.
[03:04] ---
They serve no useful purpose.
[03:06] ---
The student council
is for the benefit of the elite.
[03:09] ---
That is what we are.
[03:11] ---
If you object, if you don't like it,
if you can't stand that...
[03:15] ---
...then get out!
[03:19] ---
Why? Why don't they understand?
[03:22] ---
At this rate, the student council
and the academy will both fall to ruin!
[03:26] ---
But her...
[03:28] ---
I'm sure the kind, pure
and angelic Fujiwara will understand.
[03:34] ---
Kaguya is my friend.
[03:38] ---
I want to shoulder
the burden of her sin with her.
[03:42] ---
A weeping angel.
[03:45] ---
There's something only you can do, right?
[03:49] ---
That's what you should do.
[03:54] ---
She was given something.
[03:56] ---
That was hope.
[04:01] ---
Every student in the school signed this!
[04:04] ---
They all want the punishments revoked!
[04:06] ---
That's not a smart way
of going about things. But--
[04:09] ---
This is how I do things!
[04:14] ---
I see.
[04:16] ---
She's a breath of fresh air.
[04:18] ---
Maybe this is just what we needed.
[04:22] ---
Thus, the student council
would slowly begin to transform.
[04:27] ---
And it all started with her.
[04:31] ---
Like that!
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"BE RIGHTEOUS AND SINCERE"
[04:33] ---
Your imagination
really runs wild, doesn't it?
[04:35] ---
You should also add Ishigami
to your scenario.
[04:38] ---
I don't want to waste a moment of my life
thinking about Ishigami.
[04:41] ---
Poor Ishigami...
[04:43] ---
I was so excited
when I joined the student council.
[04:46] ---
But the reality is...
[04:48] ---
President is a man whore!
[04:48] ---
I like black panties!
[04:50] ---
I'll make you feel even better.
[04:51] ---
If I feel any better than this, I'll die!
[04:52] ---
Not another word!
SIGN "NEXT: CHAPTER 128 THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STUDENT COUNCIL"
[04:53] ---
They're all lechers!
[04:56] ---
At this rate, it's only a matter of time
before I fall into their clutches.
[05:00] ---
But it took so long for me
to get on to the student council.
[05:03] ---
If I leave now, I'll feel like a quitter!
[05:07] ---
You take everything so seriously.
[05:09] ---
You could just choose to stick with it
and enjoy the student council lifestyle.
[05:13] ---
That makes no sense!
[05:16] ---
It doesn't? Personally, I find
what you're describing pretty appealing.
[05:19] ---
I don't care about your warped interests!
[05:22] ---
The kind of love I want isn't tainted by lust!
[05:32] ---
Junior high was the worst time of my life.
Everyone shunned me.
[05:37] ---
But someone anonymously tried
to cheer me up.
[05:37] ---
"One day, your efforts will bear fruit"
[05:40] ---
It was pure generosity
that asked for nothing in return.
[05:46] ---
That's what true love is all about!
[05:51] ---
You're still in la-la land.
[05:53] ---
This flower has given me
the strength to carry on.
[05:56] ---
Enough with that story.
I've heard it at least ten times already.
[06:00] ---
Anyway...
[06:01] ---
I'm not like President who's lust incarnate!
[06:04] ---
Miko is a highly imaginative dreamer.
[06:04] ---
I'll never accept what he stands for!
The very moment he became impure...
[06:07] ---
Because of that,
she often jumps to conclusions.
[06:11] ---
My guess is she's mistaken
about President Shirogane being lust incarnate.
[06:17] ---
Okay.
[06:19] ---
Let's analyze these stories of yours.
[06:22] ---
The expression "man whore"...
[06:24] ---
Can you really picture the vice president
using a crude term like "man whore"?
[06:29] ---
Well... Not really...
[06:33] ---
Maybe she really said something
like "brand sore" or "banned roar."
[06:34] ---
"SWINE"
[06:36] ---
That's exactly what I imagine!
[06:38] ---
To begin with, the vice president
would never let boys take advantage of her.
[06:43] ---
And your perception of President
as being lust incarnate must be mistaken.
[06:46] ---
Wait... That means...
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President...
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Tell me...
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...you're a filthy pig.
[07:00] ---
Say you're crazy about black panties.
[07:06] ---
I don't particularly like...
[07:08] ---
Is that so?
[07:10] ---
You refuse to obey me?
[07:12] ---
I'm looking forward to seeing it.
[07:15] ---
Your brand sore.
[07:17] ---
The doubts about President
being a "man whore" are cleared up.
[07:23] ---
Kaguya, you're going too far.
[07:26] ---
You dare defy me?
[07:28] ---
Ishigami...
[07:29] ---
President...
[07:30] ---
Seal up this girl's mouth.
[07:33] ---
"HUFF HUFF"
[07:35] ---
The duct tape mystery is cleared up!
[07:37] ---
"HUFF HUFF"
[07:37] ---
How much longer do we have to do this?
[07:39] ---
To be honest, it's getting me excited.
[07:40] ---
I think you two need to be taped, too.
[07:43] ---
"ISHIGAMI"
[07:45] ---
President...
[07:46] ---
What do you suppose lino would think
if she saw you like this?
[07:50] ---
Stop it!
[07:51] ---
Please let go of me!
[07:55] ---
Iino!
[07:57] ---
I was so scared!
[07:59] ---
S-Scumbag!
[08:01] ---
Now the student council will be mine!
[08:04] ---
Her suspicions about Shirogane
pinning Kaguya down are cleared up.
[08:06] ---
Say it! Tell me it feels good!
[08:09] ---
Say it! Say it!
[08:11] ---
I-It feels good!
[08:13] ---
If I feel any better than this, I'll die!
[08:15] ---
And so, everything is cleared up!
[08:17] ---
How could I have
so grossly misunderstood?
[08:19] ---
President Shirogane
didn't do anything wrong!
[08:22] ---
Yep.
[08:24] ---
It's Vice President Shinomiya
who's evil incarnate!
[08:27] ---
Huh?
[08:29] ---
She used me, playing the victim card
to take down President Shirogane!
[08:35] ---
She won't get away with it!
[08:36] ---
How did you come to this idea?
[08:38] ---
I'm going to grill her about it!
[08:39] ---
Miko!
[08:42] ---
"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[08:44] ---
Oh, lino...
[08:47] ---
Vice President Shinomiya, give it up!
[08:50] ---
I've got the goods on you!
[08:53] ---
What are you talking about?
[08:55] ---
"ROAR"
[08:55] ---
What do you think about President Shirogane?
[08:58] ---
I really don't know what you're getting at.
[09:01] ---
I'm asking you to tell me
what you think of President Shirogane!
[09:05] ---
What do I think of President?
[09:10] ---
Why are you asking me that?
[09:16] ---
When I don't even know the answer myself.
[09:25] ---
Huh?
[09:27] ---
I don't know what to think now!
[09:30] ---
She's flustered after receiving
an unexpectedly pure response.
[09:34] ---
Today's battle result...
[09:36] ---
Iino loses.
[09:41] ---
"MIKO IINO"
[09:46] ---
"KAGUYA WANTS TO TOUCH"
[09:46] ---
Shinomiya has been acting strange ever since
she collapsed and went to the hospital.
[09:54] ---
Oh, Shinomiya...
[09:55] ---
President...
[09:57] ---
I've got something to do today,
[09:59] ---
so I have to leave early.
[10:01] ---
Okay.
[10:03] ---
She takes off every time I get here
and won't look me in the eye.
[10:08] ---
It's like she's avoiding me.
[10:13] ---
So, why did you run away from him?
[10:18] ---
It's not like I wanted to run away! But...
[10:22] ---
every time I look at his face, it reminds me of
the incident in the sports equipment warehouse,
[10:25] ---
and my head starts spinning!
[10:29] ---
It's probably a brain disorder.
[10:31] ---
What'll I do if I get a blood clot?
[10:33] ---
First, it was heart disease,
and now, you've got a brain disorder?
[10:37] ---
I won't be surprised if you make
an appointment with a neurosurgeon.
[10:40] ---
I'd better come up with countermeasures.
[10:42] ---
Do you have a better way?
[10:49] ---
How about...
We develop a calming ritual.
[10:52] ---
Rituals!
[10:54] ---
Professional athletes use rituals
to control their emotions.
[10:58] ---
Performing rituals resets their mental
patterns. This enables them to remain calm.
[11:05] ---
First, we have to decide on a ritual.
[11:09] ---
Lady Kaguya, try moving around until you find
a gesture that feels comfortable to you.
[11:11] ---
"SHFF SHFF"
[11:14] ---
A comfortable gesture?
[11:29] ---
I keep thinking about the music,
so I can't focus.
[11:33] ---
It's to help you find your ritual.
[11:40] ---
Maybe this?
[11:42] ---
This feels comfortable.
[11:44] ---
I see.
[11:45] ---
Then, it's "caressing your left cheek
with your right hand."
[11:49] ---
That will be your calming ritual, Lady Kaguya.
[11:51] ---
Now, you have to establish your ritual
[11:53] ---
to hardwire it into your brain
so you associate it with a state of relaxation.
[11:59] ---
Keep touching your left cheek
with your right hand whenever you feel relaxed.
[12:04] ---
If you hardwire this association,
[12:06] ---
you'll be able to calm yourself
simply by touching your left cheek
[12:09] ---
no matter how hard it is
to handle President Shirogane.
[12:12] ---
I see.
[12:14] ---
Once you master this ritual,
it will become a powerful weapon.
[12:18] ---
Though, to be honest,
I have no idea what you're battling.
[12:22] ---
And so, in order to establish her ritual,
[12:26] ---
Kaguya caresses her left cheek with her
right hand whenever she feels relaxed.
[12:31] ---
And a few days later...
[12:33] ---
Look, here's your future hubby.
[12:37] ---
There, touch your cheek.
[12:40] ---
Impressive.
[12:41] ---
You mastered your ritual in such a short time.
[12:44] ---
It's been a while
since I thought you were a genius.
[12:48] ---
What do you mean, "It's been a while"?
[12:50] ---
Even if you get into a near-kiss situation
with President again,
[12:52] ---
you can stay calm.
[12:57] ---
Um...
[12:58] ---
That...
[13:01] ---
No problem.
[13:02] ---
Try saying that without touching your cheek.
[13:08] ---
I won't run away today!
[13:10] ---
I have a calming ritual now!
[13:15] ---
Shinomiya...
[13:17] ---
President...
[13:19] ---
Use your calming ritual at critical moments.
[13:23] ---
Critical moments...
[13:26] ---
Shinomiya,
[13:28] ---
"SHIROGANE'S HEART POWER"
[13:28] ---
have you been
avoiding me lately?
[13:29] ---
"PRESIDENT STARTS
TALKING TO HER"
SIGN "SHE'LL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL IF THE METER HITS 10"
[13:34] ---
No, not particularly.
[13:36] ---
Liar!
[13:36] ---
"SHINOMIYA'S TENSION METER"
[13:36] ---
"LOOM"
[13:37] ---
Every time I get here,
you leave right away!
[13:39] ---
If you have something
to say to me, say it in words!
SIGN "PRESIDENT IS WITHIN A ONE-METER RADIUS"
[13:41] ---
I can't let him close in!
[13:43] ---
"PRESIDENT GRABS HER HAND"
[13:46] ---
Don't run away.
[13:47] ---
I just want to talk to you.
[13:50] ---
I'm getting dizzy again.
[13:53] ---
But this is no problem!
[13:54] ---
"Right hand-left cheek calming ritual"
[13:56] ---
Now that I have a calming ritual!
[14:00] ---
If I touch my left cheek
with my right hand...
[14:02] ---
My right hand...
[14:04] ---
My right hand...
[14:06] ---
He's gripping it!
[14:09] ---
Let go!
[14:10] ---
If I do, you'll just run away!
[14:11] ---
What should I do?
[14:13] ---
I could shake him off using a joint lock,
[14:14] ---
"KAGUYA IS A BLACK BELT
IN AIKIDO AND JUDO"
[14:14] ---
but that would hurt him!
[14:17] ---
Don't give me the silent treatment.
Say something!
[14:19] ---
Did they find something at the hospital?
[14:23] ---
Or...
[14:25] ---
...did I do something to make you
hate me without realizing it?
[14:31] ---
You didn't do anything
to make me hate you.
[14:35] ---
Is this about our near-kiss
in the sports equipment warehouse?
[14:39] ---
"PRESIDENT BRINGS UP THE SUBJECT OF KISSING"
[14:42] ---
But that was a misunderstanding!
[14:44] ---
"GRIPPING HER SHOULDER"
[14:45] ---
"PRESIDENT MOVES IN CLOSE"
[14:45] ---
I was trying to break your fall,
and we ended up in that position!
[14:49] ---
"SHAKEN"
[14:49] ---
But then you closed your eyes!
[15:06] ---
P-President!
[15:09] ---
Today's battle result...
SIGN "KAGUYA WINS (SHE MASTERED HER CALMING RITUAL)"
[15:11] ---
Kaguya wins.
[15:14] ---
Even though calming rituals
among professional athletes goes way back,
[15:17] ---
the second it becomes the media's
next shiny thing, people start to imitate it.
[15:21] ---
Especially members
of high school sports teams.
[15:22] ---
They'll copy the ritual of throwing
their water bottles into a trash can,
[15:25] ---
when in the first place,
a ritual is a routine you do on the daily...
[15:33] ---
The Cheerleading Squad...
[15:34] ---
"KAGUYA DOESN'T SAY NO"
[15:34] ---
They're annoying, all bright-eyed and bushy-
tailed, looking like they're having so much fun.
[15:37] ---
I used to wish they'd get wiped
off the face of the Earth.
[15:41] ---
But I was wrong to think like that.
[15:45] ---
I was really the pathetic one,
[15:47] ---
inveighing against them
when I didn't do a damn thing myself.
[15:52] ---
Do we have any volunteers
for the Sports Festival Cheerleading Squad?
[15:56] ---
Somebody? Anybody?
[16:01] ---
Then I realized I should join
the Cheerleading Squad myself.
[16:05] ---
That would be the key to becoming a normie.
[16:07] ---
Tell me, Team Red...
[16:10] ---
Are we gonna win?
[16:13] ---
My logic was flawed.
[16:15] ---
It's not that joining the Cheerleading Squad
will make you a normie,
[16:18] ---
but that only normies
join the Cheerleading Squad.
[16:20] ---
"THE TRIBE OF YAY!!"
[16:22] ---
The Tribe of Yay!
[16:23] ---
They yell "Yay" at every opportunity,
[16:25] ---
party all the time, are bursting with energy,
and their clothes are all trendy.
[16:26] ---
"YAY"
[16:28] ---
They exist even at Shuchiin Academy.
[16:30] ---
All right, return to your seats!
[16:30] ---
They are the polar opposite
an asocial person like Ishigami.
[16:32] ---
A'ight!
[16:33] ---
Roger!
[16:34] ---
I made a terrible decision
in a moment of doubt.
[16:38] ---
Even one of my classmates, Onodera,
is looking at me like, "Are you nuts?"
[16:42] ---
So, I'll be the leader.
[16:44] ---
And I'm thinking Koyasu
will be the vice leader.
[16:47] ---
Everybody okay with that?
[16:48] ---
Yay! We're totally okay!
[16:52] ---
Just like that, the leader was decided.
[16:54] ---
Our first order of business
is deciding on Team Red's slogan.
[16:58] ---
So, anybody got any bright ideas?
[17:00] ---
Then, how about...
[17:02] ---
That one!
[17:03] ---
I like this one!
[17:03] ---
Now, one!
[17:05] ---
It's so-so.
[17:05] ---
So, that's the way it works.
[17:07] ---
I can't participate that way.
[17:10] ---
I see. There's no reason
to even have desks in here.
[17:13] ---
So, let's choose between these three.
[17:16] ---
They all suck!
SIGN "Instagrammable Team Red We totally be best! Burn Team Red Yee-Crazy-Haa"
[17:17] ---
What the hell is "instagrammable"?
[17:21] ---
You guys are obsessed with being photogenic!
[17:23] ---
Like the way you document
every time you eat friggin' pancakes!
[17:25] ---
Don't!
[17:27] ---
All right, why don't we do this?
SIGN "Being Best Absolutely Yee-Crazy-Haa Instagrammable"
[17:31] ---
Even worse!
[17:32] ---
I like it!
[17:34] ---
That's a definite yes!
[17:35] ---
You mean a definite no!
[17:36] ---
Since I'm the leader,
give me slicked-back hair!
[17:37] ---
But then again,
they have better grades than me.
[17:39] ---
Nice!
[17:39] ---
Nice!
[17:41] ---
I'll send it to your Instagram
accounts from Line.
[17:43] ---
Oh, man!
[17:44] ---
Our Instagram Stories are gonna go viral!
[17:45] ---
I think our work's done
here for today!
[17:48] ---
I have no idea what they're saying.
[17:50] ---
Let's make a Line group.
[17:52] ---
What should I do? I don't even use Line.
[17:54] ---
Would Skype work?
[17:57] ---
Vice Leader...
[17:59] ---
You're Yu, right? I've heard about you.
[18:02] ---
Don't you have Line?
[18:04] ---
Tell me your mail address.
I'll just mail you what's important.
[18:08] ---
Sorry for putting you to the trouble.
[18:10] ---
So...
[18:12] ---
...for our uniforms...
[18:14] ---
"Have we switched bodies!?"
[18:15] ---
The girls will wear boys' school uniforms,
and the guys will dress up like girls!
[18:19] ---
Everyone is responsible
for borrowing from somebody.
[18:21] ---
This is sick!
[18:22] ---
Who are you going to borrow from?
[18:23] ---
Trade with me!
[18:23] ---
I've got confidence.
[18:28] ---
Am I in Hell?
[18:30] ---
And they're demons
who are used to the place.
[18:33] ---
You guys have female friends,
so it's easy for you to borrow their uniform,
[18:37] ---
but I don't have anyone like that.
[18:40] ---
If I asked any of my female classmates to let
me borrow their uniform, they'd freak out.
[18:46] ---
There are the student council girls...
[18:50] ---
Iino would say...
[18:52] ---
"Forget it!
I'd never be able to wear it again!"
[18:55] ---
I'd have the best chance
asking Fujiwara, but...
[18:58] ---
"You would do something weird
with it, wouldn't you?"
[19:00] ---
That's tough.
[19:02] ---
She thinks I'm a pervert.
[19:06] ---
Not that I blame her...
[19:07] ---
And I'm scared of Shinomiya.
[19:10] ---
I should probably just quit.
[19:11] ---
Did I hear you say my name?
[19:13] ---
There she is!
[19:14] ---
I'm sorry!
[19:16] ---
Why are you trying to run away?
[19:19] ---
So, I don't have anyone to borrow from.
[19:23] ---
To be honest, I was thinking
of just quitting the Cheerleading Squad.
[19:27] ---
Oh...
[19:28] ---
Well, if you don't mind,
I'd be willing to lend you my uniform.
[19:32] ---
Really?
[19:33] ---
Sure.
[19:34] ---
You don't care that I'll be wearing it?
[19:38] ---
Well, when a fellow student council member
is in a jam, what else can I do?
[19:43] ---
Shinomiya, you're totally yee-crazy-haa.
[19:47] ---
What does that mean?
[19:49] ---
I don't know myself.
[19:51] ---
I've got a thin waist,
[19:54] ---
so I don't know if it'll fit you.
[19:56] ---
Do you want to try it on now?
[19:58] ---
Please.
[20:01] ---
You mean right here?
[20:02] ---
If you're bashful, I could wait outside.
[20:05] ---
No, it's okay.
[20:09] ---
Shinomiya just wore this today.
[20:12] ---
I'm going to wear it in front of her.
[20:16] ---
This could awaken something inside of me.
[20:33] ---
It fits, more or less.
[20:36] ---
Oh, it looks cute on you.
[20:41] ---
Since you've already got it on...
[20:43] ---
...how about doing makeup, too?
[20:46] ---
You wear makeup, Shinomiya?
[20:49] ---
I've had people put it on me on occasion,
so I remember how it's done.
[20:55] ---
Are you embarrassed?
[20:57] ---
No, not really.
[21:01] ---
Is this my drag debut?
[21:05] ---
What'll I do if I really am
mistaken for a girl?
[21:08] ---
By the way,
is it too tight around your waist?
[21:11] ---
No, that part's actually fine.
[21:13] ---
Really? Good.
[21:15] ---
If anything, it's kind of tight
in the chest area.
[21:20] ---
I did sports in junior high,
so I've got a bit of pectoral muscles.
[21:24] ---
So I apologize if I stretch it out.
[21:26] ---
Not at all.
[21:27] ---
Don't worry about it.
[21:29] ---
Shinomiya is nicer than I gave her credit for.
[21:34] ---
"10 MINUTES LATER"
[21:36] ---
We're done, Ishigami.
[21:38] ---
"WITH PULP INSIDE"
[21:40] ---
Hey, cut that out!
[21:42] ---
Why did you prank me like that?
[21:44] ---
Sorry. I'll fix it.
[21:48] ---
Quit giggling.
[21:49] ---
"HMPH"
[21:50] ---
Okay, okay.
[21:52] ---
Well, I don't mind her being affectionate
toward a fellow council member,
[21:54] ---
Come on, sit still.
[21:54] ---
but aren't they sitting a little too close?
[21:57] ---
I mean, it's not like I'm jealous or anything!
[22:02] ---
Excuse me for a second.
SIGN "From: Cheerleading Squad Vice Leader Tsubame Koyasu Practice in the courtyard every Tuesday and Thursday at 5 pm"
[22:10] ---
Well,
[22:11] ---
maybe I'll give it a shot.
[22:13] ---
And so, Yu Ishigami became a member
of the Cheerleading Squad.
[22:17] ---
His story continues
in "Victory and Defeat at the Sports Festival."
[22:21] ---
"SPORTS FESTIVAL"
[22:23] ---
Should we put a ribbon on you?
[22:26] ---
Do you want to awaken something within me?
[22:27] ---
Or has it already awakened?
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