E10 - Kei Shirogane Can't Speak

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[00:07] ---
    Shirogane is having a nervous breakdown...
[00:11] ---
    ...because Kaguya is still avoiding him.
[00:24] ---
    His sister suspects...
[00:27] ---
    ...her brother is in love.
[00:31] ---
    Hey.
[00:32] ---
    Hmph.
[00:38] ---
    She ignores him as if she doesn't care,
[00:40] ---
    but she has to resist the temptation
    to grill him for details.
[00:48] ---
    Why? Because Kei Shirogane...
[00:51] ---
    ...is in her rebellious teenager phase!
[02:24] ---
    "THREE DAYS EARLIER"
[02:25] ---
    Kei...
[02:26] ---
    You promised not to drink juice at dinner.
[02:26] ---
    "KEI SHIROGANE CAN'T SPEAK"
[02:32] ---
    "MUNCH MUNCH"
[02:32] ---
    Munch Munch. Munch Munch. Munch Munch.
[02:39] ---
    Don't be a picky eater.
    Have your green peppers, too.
[02:43] ---
    "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
[02:43] ---
    You're done already?
[02:45] ---
    When you're done eating, you say "Thank you
    for the meal" and put your dishes in the sink--
[02:48] ---
    Get off my back!
[02:51] ---
    The Shirogane Family!
[02:53] ---
    The father doesn't have a steady job,
[02:54] ---
    and they live in an apartment
    that costs 50,000 yen a month
[02:56] ---
    and is a 20-minute walk
    from Sangenjaya Station.
[02:59] ---
    The mother ran off with her lover,
    and their father's factory went bust.
[03:01] ---
    "PROMISSORY NOTE"
[03:02] ---
    The Shirogane Family
    has overcome numerous hardships.
[03:02] ---
    "PROMISSORY NOTE" "SEIZURE"
[03:05] ---
    "HURRY UP!"
[03:05] ---
    Brother!
[03:06] ---
    "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
[03:07] ---
    But Kei feels that her overprotective
    big brother treats her like a child.
[03:11] ---
    "NAG NAG"
[03:12] ---
    She has grown hostile
    toward her brother.
[03:15] ---
    "BLAH BLAH"
[03:15] ---
    This makes him reprimand
    his impertinent sister even more.
[03:19] ---
    And thus, their communication
    is in a continuous downward spiral!
[03:23] ---
    But now, Kei is dying to know
    the details of her brother's romantic life.
[03:27] ---
    Her curiosity is killing her.
[03:30] ---
    But if she's too insistent...
[03:33] ---
    What? Give me all the juicy details!
[03:35] ---
    This girl could become my sister-in-law, right?
[03:37] ---
    Brother! Brother!
    Brother! Brother!
[03:40] ---
    ...she'll appear too fond of her brother!
[03:42] ---
    To Kei, that would be humiliating.
[03:43] ---
    "TA-DA"
[03:46] ---
    The problem is, how can she force her brother
    to spill his guts without betraying herself?
[03:49] ---
    She relies on her superior brain
    to cast about for a solution.
[03:53] ---
    What's this?
[03:55] ---
    "She loves me, she loves me not"? That's creepy.
[03:58] ---
    Grilling via verbal abuse!
[04:02] ---
    Do you have a broken heart?
[04:04] ---
    Tell me how you got dumped.
[04:07] ---
    Shut up. Leave me alone.
[04:17] ---
    Honeys, I'm home.
[04:20] ---
    Dad...
[04:20] ---
    Welcome home.
[04:22] ---
    Hi.
[04:24] ---
    What's this?
    "She loves me, she loves me not"?
[04:27] ---
    Miyuki, do you have a crush on someone?
[04:30] ---
    "PUMP"
[04:31] ---
    No, it's not like that.
[04:35] ---
    Well...
[04:36] ---
    ...tell me about it.
[04:37] ---
    It's a father's duty
    to listen to his son's problems.
[04:41] ---
    I'm your sugar daddy.
[04:42] ---
    You don't even know what that means,
    so never say it again.
[04:46] ---
    Okay, I'll tell you.
[04:48] ---
    I thought things were going pretty well
    with this one girl,
[04:51] ---
    but she's been avoiding me recently.
[04:54] ---
    She's been hanging out and talking normally
    with another guy I know, though.
[05:00] ---
    Does she hate me now or is it something else?
[05:02] ---
    I don't know how she feels.
[05:04] ---
    What's with that face?
[05:06] ---
    Listening to genuine romantic troubles
    is tougher than I imagined.
[05:10] ---
    If you're mocking me,
    then forget I said anything!
[05:13] ---
    Hold on there.
[05:15] ---
    My own wife has been avoiding me
    for more than seven years now,
[05:18] ---
    and I suspect she's been making time
    with a younger man, so I know how you feel.
[05:23] ---
    Would you not bring
    your relationship into this?
[05:25] ---
    Accept reality and sign
    the divorce papers already!
[05:28] ---
    For better or worse,
    I still have feelings for my wife.
[05:33] ---
    Come to think of it, you've got
    the sports festival coming up, don't you?
[05:36] ---
    Listen, Miyuki. Girls go wild
    over boys who run fast in the races.
[05:40] ---
    That's your chance to show off.
[05:41] ---
    This isn't grade school!
[05:43] ---
    Never mind!
[05:44] ---
    Nobody understands how I feel!
[05:46] ---
    Wait, Brother.
[05:49] ---
    If a girl you have a good vibe with
    is avoiding you,
[05:52] ---
    it's still possible that she likes you.
[05:55] ---
    How so?
[05:57] ---
    You often hear about people
    who want to have normal conversations,
[06:02] ---
    but they're too embarrassed to be able
    to do it. Give her a little more time.
[06:08] ---
    It's a common thing?
[06:12] ---
    Thanks, that's food for thought.
[06:15] ---
    No big.
[06:17] ---
    I'm going to take a bath.
[06:25] ---
    In the end, who was I talking to?
[06:50] ---
    President...
[06:52] ---
    Can we walk to the student
    council room together?
[06:58] ---
    Yeah, of course.
[07:03] ---
    Today's battle result...
[07:06] ---
    Shirogane wins.
[07:10] ---
    "She could be
    my future sister-in-law, too..."
[07:28] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:30] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:31] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[07:33] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[07:35] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:37] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[07:38] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[07:54] ---
    Nice move at the end, right?
[07:56] ---
    You lied to me!
[07:57] ---
    You lied again! You're a liar!
[07:58] ---
    "GRRR GRRR"
[08:00] ---
    That wasn't dancing!
[08:02] ---
    That was someone writhing in agony
    to the beat of a drum!
[08:05] ---
    I felt like an exorcist!
[08:05] ---
    "RESEMBLES"
[08:07] ---
    "Soran," a Japanese folk song!
[08:08] ---
    The second-year students are going to do
    the soran dance for the sports festival.
[08:13] ---
    Shirogane was confident.
[08:14] ---
    Easy-peasy!
[08:15] ---
    Seeing that made Fujiwara worry.
[08:18] ---
    The truth turned out to be a nightmare.
[08:22] ---
    So, as usual, she's coaching him.
[08:24] ---
    "DEMON"
[08:28] ---
    How was that?
[08:30] ---
    You're still not there.
[08:31] ---
    "MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    WANTS TO DANCE"
[08:31] ---
    You're only imitating the example,
    not expressing anything yourself.
[08:36] ---
    Listen, the folk song "Soran"
    was how fishermen prayed for a good catch.
[08:41] ---
    Comprehending the beauty of men
    living on the sea!
[08:43] ---
    The feelings of fish
    as they strive not to be eaten!
[08:46] ---
    And more than anything,
    the feeling of the net as it gets dragged in!
[08:49] ---
    I can't comprehend that!
[08:50] ---
    You'll never be a professional dancer
    if you can't understand that!
[08:54] ---
    When did the goal switch
    to becoming a pro?
[08:57] ---
    As long as I've got the moves down,
    more or less.
[08:59] ---
    More or less?
[09:03] ---
    "GROWLLLL"
[09:04] ---
    I'm at the end of my rope!
[09:06] ---
    Why do I have to coach someone incompetent
    like you every single time?
[09:10] ---
    I'm done with it! If you ever need help
    with anything else, please don't ask me!
[09:17] ---
    "STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"
[09:19] ---
    It must've been stressful
    coaching me every time.
[09:22] ---
    I'll try to do this on my own
    without relying on Fujiwara.
[09:26] ---
    The feeling of a net...
[09:28] ---
    The feeling of being dragged in...
[09:30] ---
    President...
[09:31] ---
    Are you practicing the soran dance?
[09:34] ---
    I'm no expert, but I can teach you a little.
[09:37] ---
    Touching President's body...
[09:39] ---
    You, Shinomiya?
[09:41] ---
    Yes.
[09:42] ---
    For example, the "Heave-ho" part...
[09:45] ---
    You stick out your chest like this.
[09:48] ---
    With your hips... It looks better
    if you lower them to about here.
[09:52] ---
    I see.
[09:54] ---
    Also...
[09:56] ---
    "HUH? (LOL)"
[09:58] ---
    Hold on there!
[09:59] ---
    "(LOL)"
[10:01] ---
    She's teaching you? How to dance?
[10:02] ---
    "(LOL)"
[10:04] ---
    Yes!
[10:06] ---
    Kaguya has danced on a stage before!
[10:10] ---
    Let me take a load off!
[10:12] ---
    By all means, continue.
[10:14] ---
    Are you angry, Fujiwara?
[10:17] ---
    Why would I be angry?
[10:18] ---
    If anything, I'm impressed at the speed with
    which you exchanged one teacher for another.
[10:23] ---
    Please, continue.
[10:26] ---
    Dance is a series of beautiful moves
    that are connected to each other beautifully.
[10:31] ---
    Each movement
    should be performed conscientiously.
[10:33] ---
    She doesn't get it.
[10:35] ---
    Miss Fujiwara, did you say something?
[10:38] ---
    Nothing important.
[10:40] ---
    The form of your fingertips...
[10:42] ---
    Your gaze...
[10:43] ---
    If you faithfully copy the model...
[10:45] ---
    So, you just have to copy!
[10:48] ---
    What's that?
[10:49] ---
    Do you have a problem
    with my style of teaching?
[10:53] ---
    Not at all. Well...
[10:54] ---
    The soran dance
    has a kind of raw feeling to it.
[10:58] ---
    I'm not sure about just trying to copy that.
[11:02] ---
    Unless you put your heart and soul into it,
    maybe it's not the same thing!
[11:06] ---
    Vague things like souls are unnecessary.
[11:09] ---
    The important thing is making your body
    efficiently learn the right choreography.
[11:15] ---
    After all, you can't understand
    the dancer's intentions and expressions.
[11:19] ---
    The audience will be moved
    all on their own
[11:20] ---
    if the dancer faithfully
    and beautifully executes the moves.
[11:24] ---
    You're wrong!
[11:25] ---
    The quality of the dance
    and the display is important,
[11:27] ---
    but in the end, a presentation without love
    will make everyone unhappy!
[11:31] ---
    If you don't teach President
    the fun of expressing yourself,
[11:33] ---
    you're not doing anything for him!
[11:35] ---
    I'll teach President!
[11:37] ---
    Stop blathering on!
[11:39] ---
    I won't let you have President!
[11:41] ---
    I won't let you have the soran!
[11:43] ---
    Don't take him away from me!
[11:45] ---
    He doesn't belong to you!
[11:49] ---
    Echizen Ooka,
    renowned magistrate of Edo,
[11:51] ---
    commanded two women who claimed
    to be the mother of a child
[11:53] ---
    to play tug-of-war with his body.
[11:55] ---
    Ooka determined that the woman
    who let go first when
[11:57] ---
    the child was in pain was worthy
    of being his parent.
[12:01] ---
    But in this custody battle,
    neither of them are willing to let Shirogane go!
[12:06] ---
    Ow! Ow!
[12:08] ---
    Let go of me!
[12:16] ---
    This is how a net feels!
[12:18] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:20] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:22] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[12:24] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[12:25] ---
    That's it!
[12:26] ---
    What a marvelous soran dance!
[12:28] ---
    "FWISH"
[12:29] ---
    Today's battle result...
[12:30] ---
    Shirogane wins.
[12:30] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:32] ---
    He understood how a fishing net feels
    when it's being pulled in!
[12:36] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! Soran! Soran! ♪
[12:37] ---
    "The feeling of a fishing net..."
[12:42] ---
    I'm Kobachi Osaragi,
    a member of the Disciplinary Committee.
[12:45] ---
    The kanji for Osaragi
    means "Great Buddha."
[12:45] ---
    "KOBACHI OSARAGI (GREAT BUDDHA)"
[12:48] ---
    Remember my name.
[12:50] ---
    The goal of the Disciplinary Committee
[12:52] ---
    is to support a chaste and
    righteous school environment.
[12:56] ---
    Our main duty is cracking down
    on students who break the school rules.
[12:59] ---
    "KOBACHI OSARAGI
    WANTS TO CRACK DOWN"
[13:00] ---
    However...
[13:04] ---
    Oh, Miko!
[13:06] ---
    A member of the Disciplinary Committee
    has appeared!
[13:07] ---
    If you roll 13 or higher,
    you successfully avoid them!
[13:09] ---
    Come on!
[13:11] ---
    Yes! 14! You evaded
    the Disciplinary Committee!
[13:14] ---
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[13:15] ---
    You haven't evaded me.
[13:16] ---
    Yay!
[13:17] ---
    Members of the Board Game Club,
    what are you doing?
[13:21] ---
    Can't you tell?
[13:22] ---
    A Shuchiin RPG board game.
[13:25] ---
    We're doing our best to defeat an ancient
    dragon that sleeps in the old school building,
[13:28] ---
    Students who have transcended the rules
    are the most troublesome.
[13:29] ---
    so you should give us your support.
[13:32] ---
    I don't fully understand,
    but as long as you don't cause a disturbance--
[13:35] ---
    All right, let's use
    the time-and-space warp capsule!
[13:38] ---
    Fail!
[13:40] ---
    Saitama has been destroyed.
[13:44] ---
    Annoying...
[13:46] ---
    Fujiwara lacks common sense.
[13:50] ---
    You shouldn't talk!
[13:52] ---
    Unfortunately, you can't confiscate
    my game console.
[13:55] ---
    I'm directly under the student council room.
    The land is owned by the alumni association.
[14:00] ---
    Territory that's exempt
    from school rule jurisdiction.
[14:02] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[14:03] ---
    Then, if you take one step outside of
    that space, I can confiscate your device.
[14:08] ---
    Miko and Ishigami hate each other.
[14:11] ---
    Which suggests that there's
    some kind of bond between them,
[14:11] ---
    At least let me save it! You don't know how difficult it was to defeat that guy!
[14:13] ---
    so I'll amend that statement.
[14:15] ---
    Miko and Ishigami don't get along well.
[14:17] ---
    That guy never learns his lesson.
[14:19] ---
    I hear he has no one to talk to,
[14:21] ---
    so he tries to get lino to pay attention to him.
[14:24] ---
    That's creepy.
[14:26] ---
    The first-year female students
    loathe Ishigami.
[14:30] ---
    In his third year of middle school,
    Ishigami stalked a girl that he liked...
[14:36] ---
    ...and assaulted her boyfriend.
    Or so the rumor goes.
[14:41] ---
    Ishigami never gave his side of the story.
[14:46] ---
    As a result, he was suspended.
[14:49] ---
    The girl transferred to another school,
[14:50] ---
    and the attacks on Ishigami in the name
    of vengeance for her have never stopped.
[14:55] ---
    Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[14:58] ---
    And yet...
[14:59] ---
    Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
    Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[15:02] ---
    Fiery red that lights up the heart!
    - Fever! Fever!
[15:05] ---
    I'm surprised you can even come to school
    and act so nonchalant.
[15:08] ---
    Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Red!
[15:10] ---
    After what happened, a normal person would...
[15:13] ---
    Do I look like it doesn't bother me?
[15:15] ---
    Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
    Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!
[15:18] ---
    Fiery red that lights up the heart!
    Fever! Fever!
[15:24] ---
    Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Ted!
[15:26] ---
    The Yu Ishigami I've observed
    is someone who's socially awkward...
[15:29] ---
    "CHALLENGER"
[15:29] ---
    ...but who hates the irrational.
[15:35] ---
    Miko and Ishigami have a lot in common.
[15:38] ---
    The decision to keep Ishigami from advancing
    to the high school division is going overboard!
[15:42] ---
    As a member of the Disciplinary Committee,
    I officially protest!
[15:45] ---
    This is an interesting conversation.
[15:48] ---
    What's the matter?
[15:50] ---
    The two of them really don't get along.
[15:53] ---
    All right, let's take a break!
[15:57] ---
    Leader...
[15:58] ---
    Yes?
[15:59] ---
    About one of your first-years, Ishigami...
[16:02] ---
    I don't think he joined
    the Cheerleading Squad as a joke, so...
[16:09] ---
    You don't have to tell me that.
    I've noticed.
[16:17] ---
    It's okay. Leave it to us.
[16:20] ---
    Well,
[16:21] ---
    as a member of the Disciplinary Committee,
    it's my duty to keep students
[16:25] ---
    on the pure and correct path at school.
SIGN    "ENTRANCE" "MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S DAD WANTS TO FIND OUT"
[16:32] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[16:33] ---
    ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪
[16:35] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[16:37] ---
    ♪ Soran! Soran! ♪
[16:41] ---
    I'm fast on my feet
    thanks to delivering newspapers.
[16:43] ---
    And I've mastered the soran dance!
[16:47] ---
    Nothing can stop me today!
[16:49] ---
    There's nothing that can embarrass m--
[16:51] ---
    Lookin' good, Miyuki!
[16:58] ---
    My sports festival...
[17:00] ---
    ...is over.
[17:02] ---
    That was the second-year students'
    soran dance!
[17:09] ---
    Dad, what are you doing here?
[17:12] ---
    I had nothing better to do.
[17:13] ---
    Get a job!
[17:17] ---
    Did you take pictures of the dance?
[17:20] ---
    Yeah, I got some really nice shots.
[17:23] ---
    So, you can act like a real father--
[17:26] ---
    Dirty old man!
[17:28] ---
    Hold on! I asked him
    to get a shot of my daughter.
[17:33] ---
    Your daughter?
[17:34] ---
    Then, you're...
[17:36] ---
    Treasurer Fujiwara's father?
[17:36] ---
    "BOW BOW"
[17:38] ---
    Nice to meet you. I'm Miyuki Shirogane,
    the president of the student council.
[17:42] ---
    I'm Daichi Fujiwara.
[17:43] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[17:45] ---
    Your son is very well-mannered.
[17:47] ---
    He must have had a fine upbringing.
[17:49] ---
    No, he's still very much a child.
[17:51] ---
    For example, his hair down there
    has only recently started to sprout--
[17:54] ---
    Shinomiya?
[17:55] ---
    "SQUEEZE SQUEEZE"
[17:55] ---
    I can't let Shinomiya meet my dad!
[17:58] ---
    No good could come of it!
[18:00] ---
    Hey, did you know
    that our co-op's curry buns are superb?
[18:06] ---
    I hardly get out this way, so I should
    probably sample them while I'm here.
[18:11] ---
    Yes!
[18:14] ---
    "TEAM RED"
[18:14] ---
    Hooray!
[18:15] ---
    "TEAM RED"
[18:16] ---
    Hooray!
[18:17] ---
    "TEAM RED"
[18:17] ---
    Team Red!
[18:20] ---
    "TEAM WHITE"
[18:21] ---
    Why am I the only one?
[18:23] ---
    Team White, do your best!
[18:28] ---
    Good luck!
[18:31] ---
    I want to cheer for President.
[18:39] ---
    President, you can do it!
[18:41] ---
    He's so fast!
[18:50] ---
    Wow!
[18:51] ---
    So, that's the president
    of the student council, huh?
[18:55] ---
    I bet he's trying desperately not to let
    anyone see what an incapable loser he is.
[19:01] ---
    I can't let that comment slide.
[19:03] ---
    President Shirogane is just the person
    this academy needs as its representative.
[19:08] ---
    I'm Kaguya Shinomiya,
    the vice president of the student council.
[19:11] ---
    So, I would know President
    better than you.
[19:15] ---
    Shinomiya...
[19:16] ---
    Oh, I get it.
[19:20] ---
    In that case, Shinomiya...
[19:23] ---
    Would you tell me about Miyuki Shirogane?
[19:28] ---
    I'd be glad to!
[19:30] ---
    President has the best grades
    in the academy.
[19:32] ---
    That's all he's got going for him.
[19:35] ---
    He was elected
    as the student council president!
[19:37] ---
    Out of only a few candidates, right?
[19:40] ---
    He has well-defined eyes!
[19:41] ---
    A genetic gift from one of his parents, huh?
[19:44] ---
    Anyway, President is a wonderful person!
    Why can't you understand that?
[19:47] ---
    You have interesting reactions.
[19:50] ---
    But I already know everything you told me.
[19:55] ---
    What is he to you, Kaguya Shinomiya?
[19:59] ---
    What is he to me?
[20:05] ---
    I used to think there weren't
    any good people in this world.
[20:10] ---
    That's why whenever President acted
    like a good person,
[20:12] ---
    I tried to expose the ugly scheme
    that I assumed was behind his actions.
[20:18] ---
    But I never could find any evidence of that.
[20:22] ---
    Eventually, I admitted defeated and acknowledged
    that people like President really did exist.
[20:28] ---
    After that, I started to realize there were also
[20:30] ---
    a surprising number
    of selfless acts in the world.
[20:35] ---
    The way I saw things changed a bit.
[20:40] ---
    So, I'm grateful to President.
[20:44] ---
    So much that I'd like to thank
    his parents for raising him like that.
[20:50] ---
    And are you romantically
    interested in Miyuki?
[20:54] ---
    Wh-Why should I talk about that
    with a perfect stranger?
[20:58] ---
    Because I really want to know.
[21:00] ---
    If you had to love him or hate him,
    which would you choose?
[21:03] ---
    Do you imagine getting married to him
    in the future?
[21:06] ---
    Well, do you?
[21:07] ---
    This line of questioning
    is just embarrassing me!
[21:10] ---
    Do you recognize that your evasion
    of an answer is the answer itself?
[21:13] ---
    Enough! Who are you anyway?
[21:16] ---
    You're still here?
[21:18] ---
    Shinomiya...
[21:23] ---
    President...
[21:25] ---
    Do you know this gentleman?
[21:28] ---
    Um...
[21:31] ---
    I've never met him in my life.
[21:32] ---
    Hello. I'm Miyuki's dad.
[21:37] ---
    You knew who I was all along?
[21:40] ---
    Naturally.
[21:41] ---
    President...
[21:43] ---
    You have such a delightfully
    mischievous father!
[21:46] ---
    Do I?
[21:48] ---
    Old man!
[21:51] ---
    What did you do to Shinomiya?
[21:57] ---
    Hang in there, Leader!
[21:59] ---
    Go, Kazeno!
[22:00] ---
    You can do it, Leader!
[22:03] ---
    Ishigami! You're really fast!
[22:06] ---
    Thanks.
[22:07] ---
    Leader and Ishigami, keep it up!
[22:10] ---
    You can do it!
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