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E5 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants Girls to Fall for Him

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[01:30] ---
    "MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    WANTS GIRLS TO FALL FOR HIM"
[01:30] ---
    Winter uniforms!
[01:32] ---
    Winter uniforms!
[01:34] ---
    Miyuki!
[01:35] ---
    Oh, Fujiwara...
[01:38] ---
    Something about me is different today.
    What do you think it--
[01:43] ---
    Your uniform is different.
[01:44] ---
    You're totally different!
[01:45] ---
    Wh-Wh-What happened?
    It's like your aura has changed!
[01:50] ---
    I don't think I've done anything especially...
[01:53] ---
    It must be because I have
    the jacket on again.
[01:55] ---
    It feels like we hardly had any time
    at all to wear the summer uniforms.
[01:58] ---
    This is no time to get sentimental!
[02:02] ---
    Is there some strange parasite inside of you?
    Maybe you should go to the hospital!
[02:05] ---
    As always, you bewilder me.
[02:08] ---
    Oh, wait.
[02:09] ---
    I had time to fix my bed head today.
    It's probably that.
[02:10] ---
    "HERE"
[02:12] ---
    True, that's different too, but...
[02:15] ---
    Wait, that was always bed head?
[02:17] ---
    Without the student council,
[02:19] ---
    Shirogane now had
    three extra hours to use as he liked.
SIGN    "CAUSE OF BED HEAD"
SIGN    "NIGHTTIME STUDY" "SLEEP" "STUDENT COUNCIL" "CLASSES "WORK" "GO HOME"
[02:24] ---
    Yes! Now that he gets enough sleep,
    Shirogane's health is in tip-top condition!
[02:31] ---
    Huh? Really?
[02:35] ---
    WWhy are you so far away from me?
[02:38] ---
    After all, it's kind of like...
[02:43] ---
    Fujiwara? What the heck?
[02:45] ---
    Good morning!
[02:47] ---
    Have a nice day!
[02:48] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[02:51] ---
    What was that? Those two
    have never greeted me before.
[02:56] ---
    What happened to you?
    Was some curse broken?
[02:59] ---
    I was never under any curse!
[03:01] ---
    What's with everybody?
[03:03] ---
    Am I that weird today?
[03:05] ---
    Well, you're always giving off
    this intimidating air,
[03:09] ---
    but it's gone today.
[03:11] ---
    "ALWAYS"
[03:12] ---
    Intimidating air?
[03:13] ---
    "NOW"
[03:14] ---
    I don't mean to.
[03:17] ---
    Hey, Shirogane!
[03:19] ---
    We're going to go do karaoke today.
    Wanna join us?
[03:23] ---
    I'll be busy campaigning
    for the election today, so...
[03:26] ---
    I see. Okay, I'll let you have a rain check.
[03:29] ---
    Great.
[03:32] ---
    This could be your one chance.
[03:34] ---
    Your period of popularity!
[03:35] ---
    Period of popularity?
[03:36] ---
    Period of popularity!
[03:38] ---
    Now that he mentioned it,
    the glare's not there.
[03:41] ---
    You could even say
    that my eyes look kindly.
[03:45] ---
    Popularity!
[03:46] ---
    Maybe...
[03:47] ---
    I could make Shinomiya
    fall for me like this!
[03:50] ---
    We've been getting along lately,
    so maybe now...
[03:53] ---
    This is a major chance!
[03:58] ---
    Shinomiya...
[03:59] ---
    President?
[04:01] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[04:04] ---
    Do I have something on my face?
[04:07] ---
    No.
[04:08] ---
    All right, about the content of the speech...
[04:12] ---
    She's so flustered
    that she can't even look at me.
[04:14] ---
    "RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[04:14] ---
    It's all she can think about!
[04:16] ---
    If I can throw her off balance...
[04:19] ---
    The speech should reference
    your achievements
[04:21] ---
    and make a strong appeal about your
    realistic management of the council.
[04:25] ---
    That's not bad, but it should be
    a little more emotional.
[04:28] ---
    Maybe it would be a good idea
    to appeal to human nature.
[04:31] ---
    Human nature?
[04:33] ---
    Yeah. I want to know
    what the people around me think of me.
[04:39] ---
    For example...
[04:41] ---
    What do you think of me, Shinomiya?
[04:44] ---
    H-How's this? This should work!
[04:46] ---
    Wh-What do I think of you, President?
[04:49] ---
    W-Well, you're cool, smart,
    with eyes that shine like Canis Major.
[04:55] ---
    I think you're very likeable.
[04:58] ---
    It'll work!
[04:59] ---
    I think you're serious
    and helpful to others,
[05:01] ---
    which makes you a good choice
    for the student council president.
[05:04] ---
    And you're too close.
[05:07] ---
    H-Huh? Something's off.
[05:10] ---
    No.
[05:11] ---
    It's possible she's hiding her embarrassment.
[05:13] ---
    I'll try once more.
[05:14] ---
    I slept well last night,
    so my eyes feel refreshed.
[05:17] ---
    I think it probably makes a difference,
    but what do you think?
[05:21] ---
    Yeah.
[05:22] ---
    I guess.
[05:24] ---
    But you're too close.
[05:26] ---
    "RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[05:26] ---
    That's her honest reaction!
[05:28] ---
    She obviously couldn't care less!
[05:30] ---
    Why? When I received such a positive
    response from everyone else!
[05:33] ---
    Why not Shinomiya?
[05:34] ---
    Shirogane's mind wasn't on the meeting!
    But neither was Kaguya's mind!
[05:41] ---
    Why? Tell me why!
[05:44] ---
    President used to have such cool eyes!
[05:51] ---
    I'd like to ask your advice
    about something, Miss Kashiwagi.
[05:55] ---
    Yes, that's the vibe I'm getting.
[05:57] ---
    "NAGISA KASHIWAGI
    WANTS TO CONSOLE"
[05:58] ---
    This is about a friend.
[06:00] ---
    It's about Kaguya.
[06:02] ---
    Recently, a boy she's interested in
    has undergone a major change.
[06:06] ---
    So, it's about Shirogane.
[06:08] ---
    And she's kind of shocked
    by that change.
[06:14] ---
    She's worried that if her feelings can be shaken
    just by looks, then it's probably not true love.
[06:21] ---
    I see.
[06:23] ---
    She said "true love"!
[06:25] ---
    True love!
[06:27] ---
    Pure words that are embarrassing to say!
[06:27] ---
    "REAL LOVE"
[06:29] ---
    "ETERNAL LOVE"
[06:29] ---
    For someone living a normal life,
    expressions like that never come up,
[06:33] ---
    but this was Kaguya,
    born and raised in a special environment.
[06:37] ---
    She wasn't even aware that uttering
    expressions like that was embarrassing!
[06:42] ---
    And the more mature the person,
    the more squeamish they became.
[06:47] ---
    I'm not pure enough to cope
    with your bittersweet first love!
[06:55] ---
    But Kaguya turned to me for help,
    so I have to do my best for her.
[07:00] ---
    That's what love is like.
[07:03] ---
    It gets heated up and cooled down
    over the most trivial things.
[07:06] ---
    But...
[07:07] ---
    ...true love isn't swayed so easily
    by a change in the person's looks, right?
[07:12] ---
    She's making my brain itch!
[07:15] ---
    It's okay, Kaguya.
[07:17] ---
    I'm sure your friend's feelings
    are real... T-True love!
[07:22] ---
    I said it.
[07:25] ---
    Really? Is it love?
[07:27] ---
    Yes, it's t-true love.
[07:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:34] ---
    I overheard interesting words like "true love,"
    so I came running over!
[07:38] ---
    This complicates it.
[07:39] ---
    Kaguya is really bad
    at asking for advice.
[07:42] ---
    If she keeps talking like this,
    her secret will slip out.
[07:43] ---
    This is about a friend.
[07:46] ---
    I'll have to take one for the team.
[07:48] ---
    Yes.
[07:49] ---
    I asked her for advice.
[07:52] ---
    My question was "What is true love?"
[07:55] ---
    Kashiwagi, asking a question
    like that at your age!
[08:01] ---
    Wait a second.
[08:02] ---
    I'm the one who asked for--
[08:04] ---
    "FWIP"
[08:04] ---
    Don't let my embarrassment go to waste!
[08:06] ---
    I wonder what true love really is.
[08:10] ---
    It's simple!
[08:12] ---
    True love is the kind of love that can't be swayed
    by appearance, like with Beauty and the Beast.
[08:17] ---
    Love that cools off just because
    one person's appearance changes sucks!
[08:21] ---
    It's fake!
[08:23] ---
    "THE WORST"
[08:23] ---
    That's the worst possible answer!
[08:25] ---
    Hurry up, Fujiwara!
[08:28] ---
    On my way!
[08:30] ---
    I was right.
[08:31] ---
    My love is fake love...
[08:33] ---
    Kaguya isn't even trying to hide
    the fact that it's her anymore.
[08:37] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:38] ---
    Ishigami...
[08:41] ---
    Ishigami, have you ever suffered
    from not being able to obtain true love?
[08:46] ---
    Kaguya?
[08:47] ---
    I know you're desperately
    grasping at straws, but asking him that...
[08:51] ---
    True love?
[08:52] ---
    Let's be a little more realistic.
[08:54] ---
    See? He's disgusted.
[08:56] ---
    In this day and age,
[08:58] ---
    nobody can love another person
    without any self-interest involved.
[09:01] ---
    I agree!
[09:02] ---
    It's foolish.
[09:06] ---
    Now, realistic love
    that's in each person's heart...
[09:10] ---
    Why don't people realize
    that's what true love is?
[09:16] ---
    Well, I'll see you later.
[09:18] ---
    Ishigami...
[09:19] ---
    Once in a while,
    he's got a way with words.
[09:22] ---
    I can't deal with this!
    I'm going to be sick!
[09:23] ---
    I see. There is no love
    that's right or wrong.
[09:27] ---
    You should just love realistically.
[09:29] ---
    Th-That's right!
[09:31] ---
    Your own way of loving
    is true love, Kaguya!
[09:34] ---
    Good!
[09:35] ---
    Then, this is really true love, right?
[09:38] ---
    It is, isn't it? Isn't it?
[09:39] ---
    Yeah, sure!
[09:41] ---
    Shinomiya...
[09:42] ---
    Hey, you two!
[09:44] ---
    Isn't it another beautiful day?
[09:48] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong?
    What happened to your face?
[09:51] ---
    Oh, I've been working on my campaign strategy
    so much that I haven't been able to sleep!
[09:55] ---
    I guess it's been really hard on my eyes!
[09:58] ---
    I know she liked that glare of his,
    but surely not to this extent!
[10:02] ---
    P-President, that's no good.
[10:04] ---
    The infirmary...
    You should lie down in the infirmary!
[10:07] ---
    Huh?
[10:09] ---
    This is bad. I shouldn't do this.
[10:11] ---
    I know I shouldn't be doing this, but...
[10:15] ---
    Th-Thanks, Shinomiya.
[10:18] ---
    That's all right. No problem.
[10:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Kaguya. Maybe...
[10:27] ---
    ...that's not true love.
[10:30] ---
    Today's battle result...
[10:32] ---
    Kashiwagi loses.
[10:36] ---
    After being tainted by a man,
    my lady has developed a strange fetish.
[10:40] ---
    Hayasaka harbored a realistic fear.
[10:45] ---
    "MIYUKI SHIROGANE WANTS TO SING"
[10:48] ---
    ♪ We look up to the high sky... ♪
[10:52] ---
    ♪ To the peak of distant Mount Fuji... ♪
[10:56] ---
    ♪ We ride the azure winds... ♪
[11:00] ---
    ♪ Will our song be heard? ♪
[11:05] ---
    ♪ We know our flaws
    and will work hard to overcome them... ♪
[11:09] ---
    He's just mouthing the words!
[11:13] ---
    Miyuki, you idiot! Insincere! Shameless!
[11:15] ---
    Former or not, how could
    the president of the student council
[11:18] ---
    just lip-synch the school anthem?
[11:20] ---
    I expect you to do
    some serious repenting! I'm furious!
[11:23] ---
    The school anthem!
[11:24] ---
    At Shuchiin Academy, it's sung in unison at
    morning assembly at the beginning of every week
[11:28] ---
    and because it's done
    since elementary school,
[11:28] ---
    "ELEMENTARY"
[11:28] ---
    "MIDDLE"
[11:30] ---
    "HIGH"
[11:30] ---
    almost all of the trueborn students can sing it.
[11:31] ---
    "Transferred in
    from another
    school"
[11:33] ---
    Thus, not being able to sing it is shameful.
[11:37] ---
    I'm impressed you were able to see
    through my flawless lip-synching, Fujiwara.
[11:42] ---
    Well, I am the conductor.
[11:44] ---
    It may be a pain, but you really
    should remember the lyrics!
[11:47] ---
    Wait a second. That's not it.
[11:49] ---
    I have the lyrics memorized,
    and it's not like I don't want to sing.
[11:52] ---
    Then, why?
[11:54] ---
    I'm...
[11:55] ---
    ...crap.
[11:56] ---
    Huh? You're crap?
[11:57] ---
    I'm kind of crappy at singing!
    And a girl shouldn't say such vulgar things!
[12:01] ---
    But come on, former or not, a student
    council president who can't carry a tune?
[12:05] ---
    Shirogane is singing out of tune!
[12:09] ---
    Awful!
[12:10] ---
    President... So, you're tone-deaf?
[12:13] ---
    Then, you've only been mouthing the words?
[12:16] ---
    How cute.
[12:17] ---
    It would be even more embarrassing
    if I sang it out loud!
[12:21] ---
    So, better to spare myself
    the humiliation by mouthing the words!
[12:26] ---
    Kind of crappy at singing...
[12:28] ---
    Memories of their intensive volleyball training
    floated through Fujiwara's head.
[12:32] ---
    Those days and nights of grueling training
[12:34] ---
    were pure hell that exhausted
    the mind and body.
[12:38] ---
    She swore to herself that she'd never
    teach Shirogane anything again!
[12:41] ---
    This time, though,
    it wasn't exercise but music.
[12:43] ---
    A subject Fujiwara was especially good at!
[12:46] ---
    On top of that, he was only "kind of" tone-deaf.
[12:49] ---
    Kind of crappy, right?
    Just kind of crappy, right?
[12:52] ---
    Yeah, I swear, only kind of.
    I'm only kind of a crappy singer!
[12:57] ---
    Then, what the heck?
    I'll help you practice!
[13:00] ---
    For real?
[13:14] ---
    Fujiwara cursed her naive judgment!
[13:17] ---
    She had foolishly opened the gate
    to her own personal hell!
[13:19] ---
    Help me, Pesu!
[13:23] ---
    Well?
[13:24] ---
    Don't give me "kind of"!
[13:25] ---
    It's devastating! You're lethally tone-deaf!
[13:27] ---
    How dare you lie to me!
[13:30] ---
    Oh, that's an exaggeration!
    I'm not that bad.
[13:33] ---
    Do you want to hear yourself?
[13:34] ---
    "VOICE MEMO"
[13:36] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[13:39] ---
    No...
[13:41] ---
    This hideous singing voice is mine?
[13:43] ---
    That's reality. Accept it.
[13:46] ---
    What should I do?
[13:48] ---
    Instead of a song,
    start by singing one sound properly.
[13:55] ---
    Can you do that?
[13:57] ---
    Who do you think I am?
    Of course I can do that much.
[14:03] ---
    See?
[14:04] ---
    That's "re"!
[14:05] ---
    This is "so"!
[14:07] ---
    This is "re"!
[14:08] ---
    They're completely different, right?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah.
[14:12] ---
    Liar! Your face tells me
    you don't get it at all!
[14:15] ---
    Okay, I'm going to do "so,"
[14:18] ---
    so listen carefully
    and then try to reproduce my sound.
[14:21] ---
    The same sound.
[14:26] ---
    "HIGHER"
[14:28] ---
    "HIGHER"
[14:36] ---
    "This is 'so' in unison. Right now,
    you and I are producing the same sound."
[14:38] ---
    "It feels good, doesn't it?"
[14:41] ---
    That's listening to a note
    and then singing it.
[14:44] ---
    I appreciate this, Fujiwara.
[14:47] ---
    I feel like I understand music
    for the first time!
[14:51] ---
    I can sing!
[14:53] ---
    Now I can sing!
[14:54] ---
    Yes!
[14:56] ---
    Here I go!
[15:03] ---
    How was that?
[15:04] ---
    I feel like I'm going to puke!
[15:06] ---
    Before, it had a kind of charm
    like a sea cucumber's viscera,
[15:09] ---
    but now that you're hitting the notes
    in a half-assed way, it just sounds bad!
[15:14] ---
    You don't sugarcoat, do you?
[15:17] ---
    Look, I'll just keep mouthing the words.
[15:19] ---
    I don't want to ruin it
    for everyone else with my singing.
[15:22] ---
    Oh, that wouldn't...
[15:24] ---
    It's happened before.
[15:27] ---
    My elementary school teacher told me,
    "You don't have to sing."
[15:32] ---
    "MIDDLE"
[15:32] ---
    For my middle school's chorus festival,
    my classmates begged me to lip-synch.
[15:38] ---
    I've been mouthing the words
    ever since then.
[15:42] ---
    Honestly, I'd like to sing.
[15:44] ---
    Without getting worked up.
[15:45] ---
    I'd like to sing with everyone.
[15:48] ---
    But...
[15:52] ---
    Why didn't you tell me that
    from the beginning?
[15:56] ---
    Fujiwara...
[15:58] ---
    I'll make a singer out of you yet, Miyuki.
[16:01] ---
    "GOO GOO GA GA"
[16:01] ---
    Leave it to Mama!
[16:02] ---
    I'm uncomfortable with that
    maternal instinct you're displaying!
[16:07] ---
    And so...
[16:08] ---
    "DEMON"
[16:12] ---
    ...time went by intensely.
[16:22] ---
    The next morning assembly!
[16:27] ---
    Miyuki...
[16:31] ---
    Please, God...
[16:35] ---
    ♪ We look up to the high sky... ♪
[16:40] ---
    ♪ To the peak of distant Mount Fuji... ♪
[16:44] ---
    ♪ We ride the azure winds... ♪
[16:47] ---
    He's singing!
[16:48] ---
    ♪ Will our song be heard? ♪
[16:49] ---
    Miyuki is singing!
[16:52] ---
    Yeah. It's being heard, Miyuki.
[16:52] ---
    ♪ We know our flaws
    and will work hard to overcome them... ♪
[17:00] ---
    ♪ Nobility and shame both dwell in the eyes... ♪
[17:08] ---
    ♪ Together we will rise
    above the darkness of discouragement... ♪
[17:16] ---
    "HIGHER"
[17:16] ---
    ♪ Days of advancing
    through the heights together... ♪
[17:25] ---
    ♪ We will reach our destination someday... ♪
[17:33] ---
    ♪ We will never forget
    our gratitude to you, Mother... ♪
[17:41] ---
    ♪ Our mother who raised us... ♪
[17:46] ---
    Fujiwara?
[17:47] ---
    Fujiwara?
[17:48] ---
    Chika?
[17:52] ---
    I sang!
[17:54] ---
    I really sang!
[17:56] ---
    Miss Fujiwara, what was that about?
[18:03] ---
    He made me so proud!
[18:09] ---
    "TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
    "SHIROGANE & FUJIWARA WIN"
[18:10] ---
    Today's battle result...
[18:11] ---
    Shirogane and Fujiwara win.
[18:14] ---
    "No, I'm done!!
    My days of teaching him are over!!"
[18:16] ---
    To be continued.
SIGN    "HAYATO HONGO (SECOND-YEAR) WITHDRAWS HIS CANDIDACY FROM THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION SO HE CAN FOCUS ON STUDYING?"
SIGN    "MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S 3 POLICIES WE AND THE STUDENTS TOGETHER"
[18:28] ---
    There we go.
[18:30] ---
    What's that?
[18:31] ---
    Oh...
[18:32] ---
    Iino advertised her campaign pledges,
[18:35] ---
    so I prepared pledges for our side.
[18:37] ---
    Oh. President made this?
[18:37] ---
    "KAGUYA WANTS TO KICK THEM DOWN"
[18:39] ---
    Nope, I made it up off the top of my head!
[18:42] ---
    Well, campaign promises
    are just like decorations anyway.
[18:46] ---
    Once the election is over,
    no one will remember who said what.
[18:50] ---
    You come from a family of politicians, right?
[18:54] ---
    "INVESTIGATION REPORT"
[18:55] ---
    Miko lino.
[18:56] ---
    Her father is a high court judge,
[18:59] ---
    and her mother works for an international
    humanitarian aid organization.
[19:02] ---
    Besides our people, I've been using
    outside investigators to look into her.
[19:07] ---
    I don't think this is going to be easy.
[19:09] ---
    Really?
[19:10] ---
    Usually with this kind of thing, when you
    start turning over rocks, you find bugs.
[19:15] ---
    Once in a while,
[19:16] ---
    you also find people who lay their lives
    on the line for their job and are incorruptible.
[19:20] ---
    We may not be able to find
    any ammunition to use against her.
[19:23] ---
    Even if that's the case,
    it's not a problem.
[19:26] ---
    I've encountered
    more scoundrels than she has.
[19:31] ---
    Why did you want to see me?
    I don't really have any free time.
[19:35] ---
    That's why I thought it would be a good idea
    to take a breather with a cup of tea.
[19:39] ---
    The student council room
    is supposed to be off-limits right now.
[19:43] ---
    Either you or we will become the next
    student council, so that doesn't matter.
[19:48] ---
    Hongo might also become
    the student council president.
[19:53] ---
    Yes, he had a chance, right?
[19:57] ---
    Let me see. Did we have
    any cookies in here?
[20:00] ---
    No, thank you.
[20:01] ---
    I can tell you're the kind of person
    who'll stop at nothing to get what she wants.
[20:06] ---
    I don't trust that tea.
[20:09] ---
    Oh, that's a shame.
[20:10] ---
    I just wanted to get to know you better.
[20:14] ---
    I hear your parents
    are both upstanding members of society.
[20:19] ---
    Yes, they are.
[20:20] ---
    I respect my parents because
    they stay on the straight and narrow
[20:23] ---
    and refuse to give in to anyone,
    no matter how crooked they are!
[20:28] ---
    Conviction and anxiety.
[20:31] ---
    Should I change my line of attack?
[20:34] ---
    Then, why don't we talk about this?
[20:37] ---
    During elementary and middle school,
    you ran for the student council many times.
[20:41] ---
    But you never won, not once.
[20:44] ---
    You do know why, don't you?
[20:47] ---
    You weren't strong enough
    to have your strict ideals accepted.
[20:52] ---
    If you cling to those ideals,
[20:54] ---
    you'll never win an election
    while you're at this academy, either.
[20:59] ---
    However...
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    ...we'll help you with your election campaign.
[21:04] ---
    By the name of Shinomiya, I swear
    I'll make you the student council president.
[21:10] ---
    But that's...
[21:11] ---
    Of course, that support would be
    in accordance with your ideals.
[21:15] ---
    You'd decide on any actions I took.
[21:18] ---
    That doesn't sound bad, does it?
[21:22] ---
    Disturbed. Hopeful.
[21:24] ---
    Yes.
[21:26] ---
    You want to be the student council president
    more than anything, right?
[21:31] ---
    What are you after?
[21:34] ---
    This is a deal, isn't it?
    What's the condition going to be?
[21:39] ---
    I wouldn't call it a condition.
    Wait until you're a second-year.
[21:44] ---
    I think it'd be better for you to learn
    a little more about the high school first.
[21:48] ---
    Otherwise, we won't be able
    to support you with confidence.
[21:52] ---
    In other words...
[21:54] ---
    ...in exchange for your help next year,
    you want us to drop out this year.
[21:58] ---
    Is that it?
[22:01] ---
    Oh. Is that how it sounded to you?
[22:03] ---
    I see.
[22:05] ---
    President aside, is that
    how the former student council operated?
[22:10] ---
    That's plain dirty.
[22:12] ---
    You and Ex-President Shirogane...
[22:14] ---
    ...were made for each other!
[22:17] ---
    "BLUSH"
[22:18] ---
    Made for each other?
[22:19] ---
    Yes, made for each other!
[22:20] ---
    You're two of a kind!
    You have perfect compatibility!
[22:23] ---
    Um...
[22:25] ---
    Do you really think
    we're that compatible?
[22:28] ---
    There aren't many people
    who are as compatible as you two!
[22:30] ---
    You might as well get married!
[22:34] ---
    Married?
[22:35] ---
    I can't believe you two
    had the run of this academy.
[22:38] ---
    Well! I didn't realize she was so nice!
[22:42] ---
    No, get a grip! You can't let yourself
    be swayed by emotions!
[22:44] ---
    One more step and I can break her spirit!
[22:46] ---
    Come to think of it...
[22:48] ---
    ...w-we kept a fruitcake in here
    for a special occasion.
[22:51] ---
    I don't want any!
[22:52] ---
    Oh.
[22:53] ---
    I've made up my mind.
[22:54] ---
    Both you and Ex-President
    are going to be part of my student council.
[22:59] ---
    I'm going to beat your warped nature into shape!
[23:02] ---
    Th-That's not...
[23:06] ---
    Huh?
[23:07] ---
    That's actually not a bad condition.
[23:10] ---
    For me, it would guarantee
    that I'd get to be with President.
[23:15] ---
    And it would also free President
    from exhausting work.
[23:18] ---
    So...
[23:20] ---
    ...together, we'll bring order
    back to this academy!
[23:23] ---
    We'll all check
    everyone's uniforms every morning!
[23:26] ---
    In the afternoon,
    we'll pick up litter together!
[23:28] ---
    And as for hanky-panky at night,
    there won't be any of it.
[23:31] ---
    No romance?
[23:32] ---
    Of course not! You won't be permitted
    to get closer than 50 cm to the person!
[23:36] ---
    Vice President Fujiwara and I...
[23:39] ---
    ...will be able to make it all happen!
[23:41] ---
    Vice President who?
    Are you for real?
[23:45] ---
    Of course.
[23:47] ---
    What's this girl talking about?
    I'm terrified!
[23:50] ---
    The result of today's negotiations...
[23:52] ---
    Breakdown!
[23:53] ---
    Next time, Election Day!
[23:56] ---
    "ELECTION SUPER TUESDAY"