E5 - Chika Fujiwara Wants to Beat a Rhythm

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    You want me
    to listen to you rap?
[00:11] ---
    Why?
[00:12] ---
    This is how it all came about!
[00:13] ---
    Let's go back to the night when Hayasaka fled...
[00:15] ---
    from the sound of Shirogane's rapping!
[00:18] ---
    Inside that empty karaoke box,
[00:19] ---
    Shirogane had
    one intense thought!
[00:22] ---
    "I'm going to practice my rapping!"
[00:28] ---
    Chika! Save me!
[00:31] ---
    Wh-What's wrong?
[00:33] ---
    Stop my brother!
[00:34] ---
    Huh?
[00:35] ---
    I need you to choke
    the life out of my brother...
[00:37] ---
    right now!
[00:39] ---
    Choke the life out of him?
[00:41] ---
    Those were Kei's exact words.
[00:44] ---
    What were you
    doing exactly?
[00:44] ---
    CHIKA FUJIWARA
    WANTS TO BEAT A RHYTHM
[00:46] ---
    It must've been pretty bad if your sister
    incited a murder!
[00:48] ---
    No, it was...
[00:51] ---
    I was just practicing my rapping.
[00:53] ---
    Rapping?
[00:54] ---
    That thing where you go, "Yo, yo!"?
[00:56] ---
    Well, yeah.
[00:58] ---
    What, so you're into rap?
[01:00] ---
    Well, not like listening
    to hip-hop is so unusual.
[01:04] ---
    But you don't seem
    like the type to listen to it.
[01:07] ---
    Hey, look down on it all you want...
[01:09] ---
    but freestyle rap can be extremely literary.
[01:13] ---
    You could even call it
    an intelligent sport.
[01:16] ---
    Intelligent sport?
[01:19] ---
    There are rules to the lyrics,
    not to mention aesthetics.
[01:21] ---
    Not only is rap a mental sport
    that employs words, it's also an art!
[01:25] ---
    Oh, is it really?
[01:27] ---
    But why did you suddenly decide
    to practice rapping?
[01:32] ---
    The other day, I had to share
    one of my vulnerabilities with someone.
[01:37] ---
    And I unveiled my rapping to her.
[01:40] ---
    Not only did I knock her out,
    but she also ran off while I was in the restroom.
[01:43] ---
    Awww, I feel bad.
[01:45] ---
    For the other person.
[01:47] ---
    Well, it wasn't really a big deal.
[01:49] ---
    After we exchanged contact info,
    she apologized right away by text.
[01:52] ---
    Although you should've been
    the one apologizing, President!
[01:55] ---
    It's just that...
[01:57] ---
    No one will ever love you
    unless you're acting.
[02:00] ---
    There's something that I...
[02:02] ---
    need to tell her, but...
[02:04] ---
    there are just some feelings
    that I can't convey!
[02:06] ---
    Feelings?
[02:08] ---
    Wait, are you talking about...
[02:09] ---
    Yeah.
[02:11] ---
    This is extremely important.
[02:13] ---
    I need to let her know.
[02:14] ---
    That there are times when people
    must expose their weaknesses, too!
[02:21] ---
    And the way to do that is...
[02:22] ---
    Rap?
[02:23] ---
    Right. But my weakness...
[02:26] ---
    My rapping was so horrible,
    it knocked her out.
[02:30] ---
    But if I can get better at it...
[02:32] ---
    then maybe my feelings can be conveyed.
[02:35] ---
    That's lovely! What's important
    is what you want to convey and to whom!
[02:39] ---
    You just described
    the spirit of expression, President!
[02:42] ---
    I would love to help you out!
[02:44] ---
    Huh? Are you sure?
[02:46] ---
    I'm so bad at it that I hesitate
    to even tell people that I have such a hobby.
[02:50] ---
    But you're always bad
    at everything, President!
[02:53] ---
    But you know what's more important?
[02:57] ---
    Conveying those beautiful feelings
    inside you to that person.
[03:00] ---
    Fujiwara...
[03:01] ---
    So come on, let me hear you rap!
[03:05] ---
    Sure!
[03:11] ---
    VOLUME WARNING
[03:14] ---
    VOLUME WARNING
[03:15] ---
    VOLUME WARNING
[03:32] ---
    Well?
[03:37] ---
    No one told me you were this awful!
[03:38] ---
    ARGH
    ARGH
[03:39] ---
    Apologize! Apologize to music
    and to all musical artists!
[03:43] ---
    That bad, huh?
[03:44] ---
    The problem's your pitchiness
    and your lack of rhythm.
[03:48] ---
    I thought you were able to sing
    the school anthem somewhat on pitch now!
[03:52] ---
    And I know that you've learned
    to handle the soran dance rhythm!
[03:55] ---
    Yet, none of that is on display!
[03:57] ---
    All those days I spent on you
    were just a waste of time!
[03:58] ---
    WAAAH
[03:59] ---
    Hey, it's not as if my pitch
    and sense of rhythm got reset, okay?
[04:04] ---
    It's just that when I try
    to stay on pitch, I lose the rhythm,
[04:07] ---
    and when I try to get into rhythm,
    I can't stay on pitch.
[04:10] ---
    I end up achieving neither in a deadlock!
[04:12] ---
    But that's the worst possible outcome!
[04:14] ---
    PITCH
[04:15] ---
    It's like the two final bosses we took out
    came back to life and fused into one single demon!
[04:15] ---
    RHYTHM
[04:19] ---
    What am I supposed to do about that?
[04:21] ---
    Why don't you just text how you feel?
[04:24] ---
    Says the person who was just talking
    about the spirit of expression.
[04:27] ---
    In the first place, what are you hoping
    to convey through these totally bad puns?
[04:32] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[04:34] ---
    Are you confusing rhymes
    and bad puns by any chance?
[04:38] ---
    Rhymes?
[04:38] ---
    Seriously, Fujiwara,
    you know nothing about rap, do you?
[04:42] ---
    To be honest, I thought I could get by
    if I just added a "yo" at the end.
[04:46] ---
    I appreciate your concern, Fujiwara,
    but I'm going to take care of this myself.
[04:51] ---
    What? Hey, hold up a minute!
[04:53] ---
    I can do it right! I'll take a crash course in rap...
[04:56] ---
    and train hard so I can teach you
    all there is to know!
[05:01] ---
    Are you sure you can do it?
[05:03] ---
    Rap isn't as easy as you think.
[05:05] ---
    Just watch! I'm so going to pull it off!
[05:07] ---
    And so, the days of hard training begin!
[05:11] ---
    HISTORY
[05:11] ---
    LYRIC
    NOTES
[05:12] ---
    DEMON
[05:14] ---
    SHE SELLS SEASHELLS
    BY THE SEASHORE!
[05:24] ---
    A FEW DAYS LATER
[05:25] ---
    A few days later.
[05:27] ---
    Here we go.
[05:30] ---
    Yo, here we are, at Shuchiin!
[05:32] ---
    We come every day 'cuz that's our routine!
[05:34] ---
    Exam time's comin' 'pon us fast,
[05:37] ---
    but we're sneakin' 'round
    behind our 'rents' backs!
[05:44] ---
    Well, that bears some semblance to rap.
[05:46] ---
    But something's missing, right?
[05:49] ---
    The word "rap" means "conversation."
[05:52] ---
    In freestyle, the rapper must spit out
    the emotions in a nonstop, rapid-fire stream.
[05:58] ---
    So fast that he can't fake it.
[06:02] ---
    Secretary Fujiwara, I want you
    to uncork all of your honest feelings!
[06:05] ---
    That's what hip-hop is all about!
[06:07] ---
    All of my feelings...
[06:09] ---
    Honestly?
[06:12] ---
    All this time, I was only thinking
    of making it all rhyme.
[06:16] ---
    I see. So it's the same as playing the piano.
[06:20] ---
    What you want to convey and to whom...
[06:23] ---
    So rap is exactly the same, huh?
[06:25] ---
    Hey, yo!
[06:26] ---
    President's useless and inept, yeah!
[06:28] ---
    Gonna bury you,
    so just save your breath, yo!
[06:31] ---
    Hitting the books is all he's good for!
[06:34] ---
    Trying to teach him is a huge chore!
[06:36] ---
    Can't take no more!
    This is like abuse!
[06:38] ---
    I'm sick of your lies!
    Gonna cut you loose!
[06:41] ---
    You got no rhythm! You totally suck!
[06:44] ---
    Just keep drinkin'
    your momma's milk, you XXX!
[06:50] ---
    Cool!
[06:54] ---
    I have nothing more to teach you.
[06:56] ---
    You've graduated.
[06:58] ---
    President...
[07:00] ---
    Thank you for everything!
[07:02] ---
    Sure.
[07:03] ---
    Okay, now teach me how to rap!
[07:06] ---
    Huh?
[07:08] ---
    All right, good work today!
[07:10] ---
    Another time, okay? Bye-bye!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, hold up!
[07:14] ---
    Didn't you master rap
    so you could teach me how to rap?
[07:17] ---
    I'm still just as bad at rapping as before!
[07:19] ---
    Then, why am I learning how to rap
    from the one I'm teaching to rap?
[07:19] ---
    HAHAHAHA
[07:23] ---
    You're right! That's weird!
[07:28] ---
    PITCH
[07:28] ---
    RHYTHM
[07:31] ---
    MotherXXXer!
[07:35] ---
    Next time...
[07:36] ---
    Versus Herthaka Arc!
[07:40] ---
    MotherXXXer!
[07:45] ---
    Not bad!
[07:49] ---
    I think you'll be able to convey
    your feelings through this rap!
[07:54] ---
    You think?
[07:56] ---
    By the way, is this person someone I know?
[07:56] ---
    AI HAYASAKA WANTS TO TALK
[08:00] ---
    - Yeah, you know this person all right.
    - Huh?
[08:02] ---
    Let's not waste any more time and call now!
[08:05] ---
    Right! I'm going to throw down
    the gauntlet!
[08:11] ---
    Herthaka... You...
[08:16] ---
    They're colored contacts.
[08:18] ---
    I just wanted you to know about my job.
[08:22] ---
    Your job?
[08:23] ---
    At the behest of the Shinomiya Family,
[08:26] ---
    I've been keeping tabs
    on Lady Kaguya and those around her.
[08:29] ---
    Keeping tabs on her?
[08:31] ---
    What a piece of work that family is.
[08:33] ---
    That's true. So, it would be inconvenient
    if you were to avoid me. So...
[08:40] ---
    do you think that you and I
    could just be normal friends?
[08:48] ---
    Yes, hello? Oh, Miyuki?
[08:51] ---
    Huh? President?
[08:52] ---
    Sorry for the short notice,
    but will you be free tomorrow?
[08:56] ---
    I have something important
    to tell you, Herthaka.
[09:01] ---
    After school, at 4 PM, I suppose.
[09:03] ---
    Sure, that works for me.
[09:05] ---
    All right, I'll be waiting in Shiba Park.
[09:08] ---
    Hey, hold on a second! So the person
    you want to convey your feelings to...
[09:11] ---
    is Herthaka at Kaguya's house?
[09:13] ---
    PRETTY BOY
[09:14] ---
    Hey, don't tell Shinomiya, okay?
[09:17] ---
    I mean, since Herthaka and I are...
[09:19] ---
    You know, a guy and a girl—
[09:20] ---
    You have a guy-girl relationship?
[09:23] ---
    Do you see Herthaka as a woman?
[09:26] ---
    Well, you could say that.
[09:27] ---
    So you do see Herthaka as a woman.
[09:30] ---
    And so...
[09:32] ---
    I'll be going on a date
    with President tomorrow.
[09:35] ---
    But just now, I could hear
    the secretary talking, too.
[09:39] ---
    In that case, I'll have to wear...
[09:47] ---
    Huh?
[09:54] ---
    Why are you dressed like that?
[09:55] ---
    This is part of my job.
[09:57] ---
    It just won't do for Fujiwara
    to find out that I'm a girl.
[10:00] ---
    This job of yours sure is tough.
[10:01] ---
    Hey, look at them making out!
[10:05] ---
    So?
[10:06] ---
    What can I do for you today?
[10:08] ---
    Right.
[10:09] ---
    I wanted you to hear me rap, Herthaka.
[10:12] ---
    I see.
[10:14] ---
    Me, listen to you rap, President...
[10:17] ---
    But why?
[10:19] ---
    - Am I allowed to use earplugs?
    - No way!
[10:21] ---
    Please just listen to him!
[10:23] ---
    President is trying to convey
    his feelings to you through his song!
[10:27] ---
    J-Just hold on a second!
    What on earth is going on?
[10:29] ---
    Shinomiya?
[10:30] ---
    Convey your feelings through song?
[10:30] ---
    THINKING WE HAD BEEN REUNITED
    BUT BEFORE I COULD BE SURE IT WAS YOU
[10:32] ---
    That's like a Heian-era confession of love!
[10:35] ---
    Now it's getting really complicated!
[10:38] ---
    Never mind, Fujiwara!
[10:39] ---
    Start the music!
[10:41] ---
    Check!
[10:55] ---
    Give it up for... MC Miyuki!
[11:02] ---
    Makin' my mark! Lettin' out a roar!
[11:04] ---
    I represent Shuchiin!
[11:06] ---
    Useless, toneless, but I've been restored!
[11:08] ---
    That's Miyuki actually
    keeping time with the beat?
[11:11] ---
    Why does that surprise you, Hayasaka?
[11:13] ---
    I wanna know! Two guys XXXin'!
[11:15] ---
    Should I cheer them on
    or stop them? Hmm!
[11:19] ---
    It's a dilemma!
    My heart's poundin', poundin', poundin'!
[11:21] ---
    What's Miss Fujiwara
    going on and on about?
[11:23] ---
    Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Herthaka!
[11:27] ---
    It was you who said it!
    You gotta act if you wanna be loved!
[11:30] ---
    Well, now I'm gonna answer your question!
    Never be loved as you are? That's why you act?
[11:34] ---
    Is that right? Is that life?
[11:35] ---
    XXX it! I'm acting out the ideal me!
[11:38] ---
    The step I gotta take
    to become the real me!
[11:42] ---
    This ain't a fashion show,
    so I can't change my clothes!
[11:44] ---
    It's the one and only way to live, bros!
[11:46] ---
    Never gonna stop clawin' my way to the top!
[11:48] ---
    That's my non-fiction!
    I'm writin' it nonstop!
[11:50] ---
    Yeah!
[11:52] ---
    What in the world was that weird song?
[11:53] ---
    - Yay!
    - Yes! We did it, Fujiwara!
[11:55] ---
    Just what kind of feelings do you expect
    to convey in such a— Hayasaka?
[11:59] ---
    Did something just resonate with you?
[12:02] ---
    You weren't moved?
[12:04] ---
    So you're the type of person who's never had
    the organs of a sea slug invade your ears.
[12:08] ---
    I'm sure no one ever has!
[12:10] ---
    Glug!
[12:12] ---
    What a perfectly decent rap.
[12:14] ---
    How much practice did it take
    for you to achieve this?
[12:18] ---
    That thought alone
    is enough to move me to tears!
[12:22] ---
    I hear you.
[12:23] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[12:25] ---
    Really! I'm serious,
    what's the meaning of this?
[12:29] ---
    What's up? It's far from over, yo!
[12:33] ---
    You're gonna get all bloody
    hearin' my rhymes!
[12:35] ---
    I'll rip that flimsy mask
    off your face in no time!
[12:39] ---
    Come on! Will you listen to me?
[12:42] ---
    The two of you! The two of you!
[12:44] ---
    The two of you! The two of you!
    The two of you!
[12:46] ---
    The two of you! Behind my back!
    In contact all along!
[12:49] ---
    Such brazen! Deception!
    Will get you retribution!
[12:51] ---
    I need you to explain
    so that I can stay sane!
[12:54] ---
    Don't keep me waitin',
    that would be far too gratin'!
[12:59] ---
    That was great!
[13:00] ---
    You poured your soul into those rhymes.
[13:02] ---
    What? That was acceptable?
[13:04] ---
    You were able to match him
    on your first try! That's our Kaguya!
[13:08] ---
    W-Well, that was nothing, really.
[13:12] ---
    Oh, forgive me. There is someone here
    who can't handle even this much.
[13:16] ---
    IRATE
[13:23] ---
    What's up, Herthaka?
[13:25] ---
    Huh?
[13:26] ---
    The truth is, you wish you could shout it out, too!
[13:28] ---
    But you hide your cowardice
    behind your defenses! Boo!
[13:30] ---
    If you keep hiding, we'll never know!
[13:33] ---
    Blue ass!
[13:36] ---
    If you don't expose it, you'll never know!
[13:38] ---
    True love!
[13:41] ---
    Enough with the futile resistance, yo!
[13:43] ---
    Your true desire! Time to say "Ho!"
[13:48] ---
    True desire?
[14:02] ---
    Don't force it...
    Different strokes for different folks...
[14:05] ---
    This girl always keeps
    guardrails around her soul...
[14:08] ---
    Never showing her true self...
    It's always a siege...
[14:13] ---
    She has the know-how
    to act and create her personas...
[14:17] ---
    Her fake self is the scapegoat...
    It's her safety zone...
[14:22] ---
    She's just a coward
    who never wants to get hurt...
[14:26] ---
    Always throwing tantrums...
[14:28] ---
    Like a little girl...
[14:34] ---
    Crybaby...
[14:36] ---
    Stomping her feet...
[14:40] ---
    That's her M.O...
[14:57] ---
    Always forcin' impossible tasks on me!
[15:00] ---
    You're a spoiled brat
    whose life is so carefree!
[15:03] ---
    How can you say that
    when you're always dependin' on me?
[15:07] ---
    I'll teach you
    how to speak to me properly!
[15:10] ---
    This act I put on! I do it for you to protect you
    from the grown-ups! It's your shield!
[15:14] ---
    Somewhere along the way, I became a hydra
    with multiple faces! Be grateful, will you?
[15:18] ---
    My job! Don't I support you
    without taking a day off?
[15:22] ---
    I'll only be a second-year once!
    And soon it's gonna end!
[15:24] ---
    But all I do is work,
    and there's never any time to spend!
[15:26] ---
    I wanna have
    those bittersweet feelings, too!
[15:28] ---
    Lady Kaguya, I'm so jealous of you!
[15:31] ---
    Still not sure when the answer's in front of me!
    Overloaded with joy or tremblin' with fear!
[15:36] ---
    I wanna do it, too!
    Enjoy my life as a teenager!
[15:39] ---
    I want one, too!
    A male friend, nothing major!
[15:56] ---
    Yes, my man.
[16:00] ---
    MC Miyuki.
[16:03] ---
    Male relationships...
[16:07] ---
    are so beautiful!
[16:12] ---
    Today's battle result...
[16:14] ---
    Hayasaka wins.
[16:16] ---
    Is that... You know?
[16:18] ---
    You just want to be friends with
    President, right?
[16:21] ---
    You could also say
    I want to start off as friends, and...
[16:26] ---
    STARE
[16:28] ---
    STUDENT
    COUNCIL ROOM
[16:29] ---
    MAKI SHIJO
    WANTS SOME HELP
[16:29] ---
    President?
[16:31] ---
    What's going on?
[16:32] ---
    You're standing there frozen
    in front of the door.
[16:34] ---
    Hey, Ishigami...
[16:35] ---
    It's just...
[16:37] ---
    Take a look and you'll see.
[16:42] ---
    Hey! The tsundere senpai is crying!
[16:44] ---
    How could she just barge in here
    and collapse on the floor without asking?
[16:47] ---
    That's scary!
[16:49] ---
    I'm assuming something tragic involving that
    couple experiencing nirvana happened again.
[16:52] ---
    STOKED
    STOKED
[16:52] ---
    Let's pump her for more details!
[16:56] ---
    Here's some passion flower herbal tea.
[17:01] ---
    That's intense.
[17:03] ---
    Of course it is.
[17:04] ---
    Passion flowers contain
    active ingredients like alkaloids,
[17:08] ---
    so they say it's good
    for hysteria and neurosis.
[17:11] ---
    I'm going to clobber you.
[17:14] ---
    So, tell us.
[17:15] ---
    Are you in some kind of distress?
[17:18] ---
    It's not serious enough
    to call it distress.
[17:21] ---
    I'd like to ask something casual,
    like "What did you eat for breakfast?"
[17:24] ---
    Well, I guess we'd have
    no problem with that.
[17:27] ---
    Tell me...
[17:29] ---
    Isn't friendship just something
    that makes people miserable?
[17:32] ---
    Which part of that is casual?
[17:35] ---
    Well, you know how Nagisa and her boyfriend
    are in the volunteer club?
[17:38] ---
    Since they're the only members,
    their advisor prodded them to get more members.
[17:42] ---
    And Nagisa said she wanted me,
    so I ended up joining.
[17:45] ---
    Oh yeah?
[17:47] ---
    This is your chance to steal him
    from Kashiwagi, then.
[17:50] ---
    You ignoramus.
[17:52] ---
    I've been friends with Nagisa
    since elementary school!
[17:54] ---
    I didn't help her out
    because I had such evil intentions!
[17:57] ---
    I only joined because Nagisa was in a bind,
    and I thought I could help.
[18:01] ---
    You can be awesome in such a weird way.
[18:03] ---
    And yet...
[18:04] ---
    that woman...
[18:06] ---
    She acts like I'm not there,
    making out, making out, making out!
[18:06] ---
    THE COUPLE,
    SAVORING LIFE'S
    LITTLE THRILLS
[18:09] ---
    - Whoa.
    - Whoa.
[18:11] ---
    Lately...
[18:13] ---
    SQUEEZE
[18:13] ---
    I get a stabbing pain in my stomach
    whenever I see Nagisa's face.
[18:16] ---
    For some reason, it's like I've lost
    both my crush and my friend all at once.
[18:20] ---
    When I smile, I feel like such a fake.
[18:24] ---
    Female friendships are fragile.
[18:27] ---
    Because it doesn't take much
    for the cracks to start showing, over a guy.
[18:30] ---
    Would you like
    another cup of herbal tea?
[18:32] ---
    Yes. If you don't mind.
[18:35] ---
    Anyway...
[18:37] ---
    this has been bugging me.
[18:39] ---
    What is it about this guy
    that you find so alluring?
[18:42] ---
    Huh?
[18:42] ---
    Well, since you're always
    at Kashiwagi's beck and call—
[18:44] ---
    As if you know anything about Tsubasa!
[18:48] ---
    Well, I admit that at a glance,
    Tsubasa does seem rather flippant.
[18:51] ---
    But he never gets mad when I snap at him,
    and he always gives me a smile.
[18:55] ---
    How should I describe Tsubasa?
    When I'm with him, my heart's at ease.
[18:59] ---
    At any rate, he's just a really warm person!
[19:01] ---
    Don't ever badmouth Tsubasa again!
[19:04] ---
    So his name's Tsubasa.
[19:06] ---
    All this time, I've had him down
    as "Kashiwagi's boyfriend."
[19:08] ---
    IT TOOK UNTIL THE THIRD SEASON
    FOR THE TRUTH TO BE REVEALED
[19:10] ---
    Anyway, if those two are experiencing nirvana,
    a mere mortal has no chance of butting in.
[19:16] ---
    What do you mean about nirvana?
[19:17] ---
    Hey, Ishigami!
[19:18] ---
    You're talking to a girl!
[19:20] ---
    What's your problem?
[19:22] ---
    Uh, it's a somewhat vulgar topic, so...
[19:24] ---
    I don't care. Just tell me.
[19:26] ---
    I mean, uh...
[19:27] ---
    I was referring to their first time.
[19:29] ---
    First time?
[19:31] ---
    Oh, you're talking about them kissing.
[19:34] ---
    Come on, that's not anything
    to write home about.
[19:36] ---
    After all, I've seen it numerous times.
[19:38] ---
    No, that's not what I meant.
[19:41] ---
    You know...
[19:44] ---
    Sek?
[19:47] ---
    Are you out of your mind?
    Nagisa and Tsubasa are in high school!
[19:50] ---
    Sek is for after you're married!
[19:53] ---
    No, actually, one in three high school
    students has had sek.
[19:56] ---
    Don't copy me! And really, that many?
[19:59] ---
    If I had to guess, it probably
    happened over summer break.
[20:01] ---
    Right.
[20:02] ---
    Don't narrow down the timing!
    It's too graphic! Another cup of herbal tea!
[20:08] ---
    You're going to have your hands full
    trying to break them up now.
[20:12] ---
    You no longer have a prayer
    against Goddess Kashiwagi.
[20:15] ---
    Nagisa only looks like Satan to me.
[20:19] ---
    Love and friendship.
[20:21] ---
    They really are difficult, aren't they?
[20:24] ---
    If Ishigami started dating Shinomiya, I'd...
[20:27] ---
    AHH...
[20:31] ---
    A love triangle, huh?
[20:34] ---
    If President and Tsubame were to...
[20:36] ---
    SWOON
[20:41] ---
    Now I'm more confused than ever!
[20:43] ---
    I was sure that two heads
    would be better than one,
[20:46] ---
    but it looks like consulting you two
    was a mistake!
[20:50] ---
    Why, oh why, did things turn out like this?
[20:53] ---
    Because you didn't confess
    your feelings right away.
[20:57] ---
    Love is all about speed.
[20:59] ---
    When you fall in love,
    you need to confess right away.
[21:03] ---
    Ishigami is absolutely right.
[21:05] ---
    Waiting for the other party to confess first
    is just a passive way to save face.
[21:09] ---
    Don't you think there are times
    when you ought to just throw away your pride?
[21:13] ---
    I know all that.
[21:15] ---
    I know all that,
    but I'm way too scared to confess!
[21:18] ---
    - Tell me about it!
    - Tell me about it!
[21:21] ---
    Even with three people unable to confess
    all in the same room,
[21:24] ---
    it barely moves the needle.
[21:27] ---
    Either way, it's too late.
[21:30] ---
    I've thought to myself hundreds of times,
    "If only I'd acted differently that day..."
[21:33] ---
    But in reality, it changed nothing.
[21:36] ---
    You two should make sure
    you have no regrets.
[21:39] ---
    You can't end up like me.
[21:41] ---
    Shijo...
[21:43] ---
    Well, hey...
[21:45] ---
    I think I understand your pain, too.
[21:49] ---
    Come to the student council room
    whenever it gets too hard to bear.
[21:52] ---
    We'll welcome you.
[21:53] ---
    I'll brew you some herbal tea.
[21:57] ---
    Shirogane...
[21:58] ---
    Ishigami...
[22:00] ---
    Maki? You're here again?
[22:03] ---
    It's none of your business,
    is it now, Auntie?
[22:05] ---
    I just stopped by
    to see my friends, that's all.
[22:09] ---
    Friends? And who would they be?
[22:12] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[22:14] ---
    Miyuki and Yu are my friends.
[22:17] ---
    President has one more female friend!
[22:20] ---
    Today's battle result...
[22:22] ---
    Maki Shijo wins.
[22:23] ---
    I'll come visit them again!
[22:25] ---
    No, that's not it.
[22:27] ---
    I do feel as if I remember...