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M1 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Talk Things Over

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    DECEMBER 20
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    Did you hear?
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    MIDDLE
    JUMP
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    Apparently at Mid Jump, sexual content is okay
    if it doesn't go on for more than four pages.
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    What? That sounds obscene.
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    Right. It is obscene.
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    The cover for that magazine
    is obscene, as well.
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    Agreed. It is obscene, isn't it?
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    CHRISTMAS CAKE
    ACCEPTING ORDERS
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    While we've been focused
    on the culture festival,

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    the rest of the world
    has gone into Christmas-mode.

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    NO OCCUPANCY
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    All these couples using Christmas Eve
    as a pretext for hooking up...

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    No vacancies
    at any of the love hotels.

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    NO OCCUPANCY
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    At the end of the day,
    our world revolves around sex!
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    Awful! Awful! So obscene!
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    They all have nothing
    but indecent thoughts on their minds!

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    And then... And then...
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    Indecent thoughts, huh?
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    What was that kiss, then?
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    There were...
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    all these tiny balloons everywhere!
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    SQUEAL SQUEAL
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    It was gorgeous beyond belief!
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    And then, President told me
    to apply to Stanford!
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    That is, he ordered me
    to join him in the U.S.!
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    Stanford?
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    I know! What was he thinking?
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    But the way he said it with that blush
    on his face was just so adorable!
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    I said yes in spite of myself!
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    And in spite of myself, I kissed him!
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    Did you know, Hayasaka?
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    When you kiss someone you like,
    it can't be a regular kiss!
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    LADY KAGUYA'S
    KEY TIPS FOR KISSING
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    Class is now in session!
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    You place your lips together like so.
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    The grown-up way is to slip your tongue in.
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    Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend actually...
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    WAR CRIMINAL
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    So, you didn't know that,
    did you, Hayasaka?
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    How cute.
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    Idi...
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    Idiot!
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    What?
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    DECEMBER 21
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    With the culture festival over,
    the student council goes back to normal life.

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    Good work.
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    But the scars still
    run deep.

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    Ishigami's here!
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    And Shirogane's battle
    is far from over!

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    I let her know how I feel!
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    I even kissed her!
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    And it was a pretty intense one!
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    Meaning...
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    we can be considered
    boyfriend and girlfriend now?

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    But how pure was that kiss, really?
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    If I'd mismanaged
    the distance between us here...

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    What's this, President? One kiss,
    and you're acting like my boyfriend?

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    That kiss only happened
    because we were having a moment.

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    Surely you don't think
    that a kiss makes us lovers now?

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    That's exactly how a cherry boy's mind would work.
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    CHERRY BOY
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    How cute.
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    GAH
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    President, are you all right?
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    Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
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    Today, I'm going to set things straight
    with Shinomiya!

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    No matter what!
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    Here she comes!
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    DAINTY
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    TROT TROT
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    Hey, Shinomiya...
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    Wait, what?
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    Doesn't she seem different today?
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    Now that you mention it,
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    Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...
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    she does look
    more childish than usual.
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    Oh! Little Kaguya!
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    - Little Kaguya?
    - Little Kaguya?
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    Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya!
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    I didn't think we'd get to see you this year!
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    Everyone! How lucky are we
    to get to see Little Kaguya?
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    Wh-What the heck
    do you mean by "Little Kaguya"?
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    Kaguya's personality undergoes slight shifts
    depending on her mental state that day.
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    You're all aware of that, right?
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    Little Kaguya can only show up if she meets
    the most stringent conditions.
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    60% happy, 40% in denial and, on top
    of that, she has to be sleep-deprived.
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    IN DENIAL
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    Every single one of these boxes
    needs to be checked.
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    LITTLE KAGUYA
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    And only when her psychological balance hits
    that sweet spot does this rare Little Kaguya appear!
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    Rare Kaguya?
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    Even I've still only seen her three times!
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    How is this even possible?
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    That's right!
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    DECEMBER 20
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    The conditions had already been met
    the previous night!

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    A grown-up kiss!
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    In a nutshell,
    a dizzying array of kisses exist.

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    A kiss on the cheek or hand
    signifying affection.

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    A kiss on the lips
    indicating a close relationship.

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    And...
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    the more meaningful kind of kiss.
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    LOVE BIBLE
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    Isn't this the way
    one normally kisses the one she loves?
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    KISSES THAT WORK
    FOR ROMANCE
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    It says so in the books I've read.
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    Even Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend...
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    Miss Kashiwagi?
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    Yes?
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    Miss Kashiwagi...
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    Is that how one typically
    goes about kissing another?
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    Huh? Um... Um—
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    That was a special kind of kiss
    you only give to the person you love!
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    So whatever you do,
    don't kiss anyone else like that, okay?
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    Understood!
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    War criminal.
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    Such disinformation was pumped
    into Kaguya, a stranger to girl talk...

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    The kind of kiss you only give
    to the one you love...
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    To the one you love!
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    And she ends up doing just that.
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    That was your first-ever kiss?
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    You aren't in a love scene
    in a Hollywood movie!
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    In other words, it's a regular kiss, right?
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    Not by a long shot!
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    You shouldn't be kissing like that
    on school grounds!
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    That's something
    you should be doing in bed!
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    That kind of kiss...
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    practically amounts to having sex!
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    Se...
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    ...x?
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    She managed to say it.
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    Wait!
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    What do you mean by "sex"?
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    All I did was insert my tongue
    into his oral cavity!
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    That can't possibly be sex!
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    It's totally sex.
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    It's something you do
    in the process of having sex.
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    Stop repeating the word "sex"!
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    You've been repeating it
    yourself, Lady Kaguya!
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    Well, Christmas is around the corner.
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    Since you've gotten this far already,
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    it will be a breeze to take it
    to the next level and have sex.
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    Good for you.
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    Wait! Why on earth would you go there?
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    Don't people normally wait at least a month or two
    after their first kiss to engage in that sort of thing?
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    HOLLER HOLLER
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    HOLLER HOLLER
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    HOLLER HOLLER
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    It's a different story if you've already
    gone that far with your first kiss!
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    HOLLER HOLLER
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    I'm just not getting through to you.
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    This is why children like you
    who've never been kissed...

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    You're thinking of something
    unbelievably infuriating right now, aren't you?
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    I'm getting nowhere with this!
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    Let me ask someone with experience
    about what to actually expect!
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    MISS KASHIWAGI
    NOW DIALING
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    Hello? Kaguya? What a surprise!
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    Is something wrong?
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    I'd like to ask you something,
    Miss Kashiwagi.

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    What is it? Ask me anything!
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    Well, you see...
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    About how long did you wait
    to have sex after your first kiss?
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    I-I'll have you know, Tsubasa and I
    have never done anything so indec—
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    Please don't ridicule me!
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    I couldn't be more serious than I am now!
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    What?
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    This is a serious conversation?
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    After that first kiss,
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    maybe two months.
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    Of course! You'd wait
    at least that long, right?
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    Then, how long after a grown-up kiss?
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    About 40 seconds.
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    Seconds?
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    Are you finally starting
    to see the light, Lady Kaguya?
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    Just acknowledge it!
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    That because your first kiss was a deep dive,
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    chances are that President sees you
    as a super-nympho lust monster!
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    A super-nympho lust monster?
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    How...
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    How can I possibly look him
    in the eye tomorrow?

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    In an abrupt about-face
    after that Ultra Romantic night,

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    THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SEX!!
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    A SUPER-NYMPHO
    LUST MONSTER!?
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    the point that Hayasaka brought up
    has caused her to spend a night of agony!

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    MNGH
    NNGH
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    And sleep-deprivation ensues!
[09:24] ---
    Kaguya's brain plunges even further
    into the depths of malfunction!

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    Resulting in two straight days of zero IQ!
[09:32] ---
    Intellectually, it's Black Monday!
[09:34] ---
    And...
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    Rare Kaguya?
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    Descent.
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    This is a hundred times better
    than her being scary, so I accept it!
[09:39] ---
    Whaaaaat?
[09:41] ---
    Damn! Today of all days,
    I really wanted to talk to Shinomiya!

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    In this state,
    I can't even get through to her!

[09:46] ---
    GRIND
    GRIND
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    This is bad!
[09:52] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is it, Shinomiya?
[09:56] ---
    Pwesident, good morning!
[09:59] ---
    Actually, maybe it's perfect.
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    Who is this adorable creature?
[10:03] ---
    Needless to say,
    she's in a super-deformed state.

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    This is how she appears to everyone.
[10:09] ---
    Tell me, how old are you, Little Kaguya?
[10:12] ---
    Um... Um... Seventeen?
[10:14] ---
    Seventeen, huh? What a sweetheart!
[10:17] ---
    CONGRATULATIONS
    ON COMING OF AGE
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    Did you know? If you're 17,
    then next year, you'll be an adult!
[10:22] ---
    It's not a good look to take advantage of someone
    when they're vulnerable, Ishigami. So cut it out.
[10:26] ---
    Oh!
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    So cuddly and fluffy!
    I want to display you at my house!
[10:31] ---
    SQUISH
    SQUISH
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    WHACK
[10:35] ---
    Ouch!
[10:37] ---
    SQUISH
    SQUISH
[10:38] ---
    Hey! You can't hit people, you bad girl!
[10:40] ---
    We just caught a glimpse
    of Shinomiya's inner psyche, right?
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    Can't you see she doesn't like that?
[10:44] ---
    SQUIRM
    SQUIRM
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    Just let her go, okay?
[10:47] ---
    Oh, she's totally fine!
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    Little Kaguya loves me the best, don't you?
[10:52] ---
    Go on, show us
    who your favorites are in order!
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    Number one.
[10:57] ---
    Huh?
[10:58] ---
    Number two.
[10:59] ---
    Huh?
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    Number three.
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    What are you talking about?
[11:03] ---
    Don't ask me, but I think
    she just went with the flow there.
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    MINI DONUTS
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    Here.
[11:09] ---
    What?
[11:10] ---
    You're giving me a snack?
[11:11] ---
    SMITTEN
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    Thanks!
[11:13] ---
    Here.
[11:14] ---
    Hey, thanks!
[11:16] ---
    Here.
[11:17] ---
    You're giving me one, too?
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    Oh...
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    RATTLE...
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    Sniff!
[11:25] ---
    I'll run out and get some candy!
[11:26] ---
    We're going at top speed,
    so hang on, okay?
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    Listen, Shinomiya, about yesterday...
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    Pwesident...
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    You're breathing!
[11:41] ---
    We're the same!
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    It's no good. We can't talk like this.
[11:46] ---
    Right now, it seems like Shinomiya's brain
    is the size of an orange.

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    She's probably seeing a different world than I am.
[11:54] ---
    Come to think of it, I've heard
    that if the gap between your IQ is 20 or so,

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    there's no way
    you can hold a conversation.

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    In that case...
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    Chinomiya!
[12:06] ---
    Pwesident?
[12:07] ---
    Chinomiya, let's talk!
[12:09] ---
    Okay! Let's!
[12:11] ---
    What should we talk about?
[12:13] ---
    Anything you want!
[12:14] ---
    Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:16] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:17] ---
    Chinomiya!
[12:19] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:20] ---
    They're holding a conversation,
    and it's scarily devoid of substance.

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    I'm sorry I'm late—
[12:29] ---
    Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:31] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:32] ---
    Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:33] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:35] ---
    Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:36] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:38] ---
    Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
[12:40] ---
    Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
[12:45] ---
    Aren't you both too old
    to be doing whatever this is?

[12:47] ---
    Super-deformed is just super-deformed.
[12:51] ---
    DECEMBER 20
[12:52] ---
    Three days until Christmas Eve!
[12:54] ---
    Having shared a grown-up kiss,
[12:56] ---
    these two are about to see the curtain go up
    on this year's final romantic battle of minds!

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    For Hayasaka, it was the morning from hell.
[13:09] ---
    Little Kaguya's fast asleep, huh?
[13:11] ---
    I'm not surprised.
[13:11] ---
    MNGH
    NNGH
[13:12] ---
    The culture festival must've worn her out.
[13:14] ---
    Let's let her get some real rest.
[13:16] ---
    BAKED
    SENBEI
[13:16] ---
    MIDDLE
    JUMP
[13:16] ---
    Hey, almost forgot.
    I brought this week's Mid Jump.
[13:20] ---
    Great! Thank you!
[13:21] ---
    TWO PUNCH MAN
[13:21] ---
    MS. KUBO
    DOESN'T MAKE IT
    COMPLICATED
[13:22] ---
    That's lewd material you have there.
    I'm confiscating it.
[13:24] ---
    Where'd you come from, Iino?
[13:28] ---
    Look, Iino...
[13:29] ---
    can you at least wait
    until President finishes it?
[13:32] ---
    Negative! The rules are the rules!
[13:34] ---
    You only have yourself to blame
    for bringing in contraband!
[13:36] ---
    It's the same old, same old, huh?
[13:38] ---
    Makes you wonder if it's going to be
    like this until we graduate.
[13:41] ---
    We're going to be
    at each other's throats until the end.
[13:43] ---
    I have no idea why...
[13:45] ---
    but whenever you do something to me,
    I can't rest until I get back at you.
[13:49] ---
    What?
[13:52] ---
    If you promise never to bring
    anything like this again,
[13:56] ---
    I'll let you have your book back.
[13:58] ---
    Just keep your word on that,
    and the odds of us getting along might be...
[14:03] ---
    more than...
[14:04] ---
    zero.
[14:11] ---
    That's not going to happen.
    I'm so going to bring another one next week.
[14:18] ---
    How do you not see
    that it's your own fault?
[14:20] ---
    PUNCH
    MISS
[14:20] ---
    Seriously? What's going on here?
[14:20] ---
    Are you stupid? Are you?
[14:22] ---
    An old-school brawl?
[14:22] ---
    Ouch! I'll bring it, no matter what!
[14:24] ---
    Ts-Tsubame!
[14:27] ---
    Don't mind us, please.
    We're always like this.
[14:28] ---
    After I made such a huge concession...
[14:29] ---
    Well, if you say so.
[14:31] ---
    Oh, right! There's something
    I wanted to ask you, Yu.
[14:35] ---
    What is it?
[14:36] ---
    Do you think you'll be free
    on Christmas Eve?
[14:41] ---
    What is this? No way!
[14:43] ---
    U-Um, if you don't feel like it,
    you can totally say no, okay?
[14:48] ---
    Wanna come over that day?
[14:50] ---
    I'll be there!
[14:51] ---
    Yay!
[14:52] ---
    YAY
[14:52] ---
    Whoa, Tsubame's house? On Christmas?
[14:55] ---
    In Tsubame's room?
[14:59] ---
    That's beyond perverted!
[15:02] ---
    Oh! It's not like that!
    I was planning to invite you, too, Iino!
[15:06] ---
    For a threesome?
[15:07] ---
    No! I'll be inviting a lot of people!
    I'm going to throw a party!
[15:10] ---
    It's an orgy!
[15:11] ---
    Shut up, you clueless
    Disciplinary Committee member!
[15:13] ---
    How do you not get that she's talking
    about a Christmas party?
[15:16] ---
    O-O-Oh!
[15:18] ---
    Oh, sorry. That just never crossed
    my mind when I said it.
[15:23] ---
    Hey, if Iino wasn't around,
    I totally would've gotten the wrong idea, too.

[15:27] ---
    I'm inviting the Cheerleading Squad
    and the Culture Festival Committee.
[15:30] ---
    Rei says she'll be coming, too!
[15:31] ---
    Rei?
[15:32] ---
    Tsubame!
[15:34] ---
    All right, I'm in the middle
    of an errand here...
[15:37] ---
    so let me know if you're coming!
[15:39] ---
    STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
[15:40] ---
    Hey, Ishigami...
[15:43] ---
    Are you free on Christmas Eve?
[15:45] ---
    Wanna come over that day?
[15:47] ---
    Oh, are you having a Christmas party?
[15:50] ---
    I'm surprised you made the connection.
[15:52] ---
    So, let's have a Christmas party for everyone in the
    student council! I'll provide my home as the venue!
[15:56] ---
    You'll come, too, won't you, Kaguya?
[15:58] ---
    MNGH
    NNGH
[15:59] ---
    That's a yes!
[16:00] ---
    Isn't she just moaning in her sleep?
[16:02] ---
    You won't have to spend another lonely Eve
    all by yourself this year, Ishigami!
[16:06] ---
    Thanks to Chika,
    your brilliant event planner—
[16:08] ---
    Hey, sorry, Senpai...
[16:10] ---
    but on Christmas Eve,
[16:12] ---
    I've got plans.
[16:16] ---
    It's kind of a shame that your howls of laughter
    will go to waste, but it's the truth.
[16:19] ---
    It really is true.
    Tsubame just invited Ishigami and me.
[16:23] ---
    What?
[16:24] ---
    You can't possibly turn down an invitation
    from Tsubame, can you, Ishigami?
[16:28] ---
    A BIT DISAPPOINTED
[16:29] ---
    Huh? Why couldn't I, if it's her?
[16:31] ---
    Everyone here is aware
    that you have a crush on Tsubame.
[16:35] ---
    Yeah.
[16:36] ---
    Well, yes.
[16:37] ---
    No way!
[16:40] ---
    Since when?
[16:41] ---
    Maybe around the sports festival?
[16:42] ---
    No way!
[16:45] ---
    So...
[16:46] ---
    which party are you going to, Iino?
[16:48] ---
    Well, I know you think
    I'd be a thorn in your side. So I guess I'll...
[16:54] ---
    Huh? I don't think that.
[16:59] ---
    Is... that right?
[17:01] ---
    Huh?
[17:04] ---
    GOOD NIGHT!!
    SEE YOU LATER
[17:04] ---
    IINO AND I WILL BOTH
    ATTEND YOUR
    CHRISTMAS PARTY
    LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
[17:13] ---
    I have to give him my answer
    three months from now, huh?
[17:18] ---
    LOST AND FOUND
[17:25] ---
    IF NO ONE'S CLAIMED IT
    IN THREE MONTHS, TAKE IT!
[17:28] ---
    If no one's claimed it
    in three months, huh?
[17:35] ---
    Not that I really want it.
[17:38] ---
    Christmas, huh?
[17:40] ---
    I wonder what Shinomiya's going to do.
[17:52] ---
    The second battle of minds
    inside her own brain and the trial begin!

[17:57] ---
    TWO GENIUSES' WAR OF LOVE
[17:59] ---
    WHAT? I'M UP!?
[18:06] ---
    Not only did the defendant steal a kiss
    from Miyuki Shirogane without warning,
[18:06] ---
    THE ACCUSED KAGUYA (STUPID)
[18:10] ---
    but she even inserted her tongue,
    of all things.
[18:12] ---
    She is therefore charged with the crime proscribed
    in article 174 of our personal penal code...
[18:15] ---
    The Grown-Up Kiss Offensive.
[18:17] ---
    In addition, the defendant is deemed
    a flight risk who may flee the country.
[18:20] ---
    Therefore, the prosecution seeks
    the death penalty for the defendant.
[18:20] ---
    THE COMPLETE
    SIX CODES
    OF JAPAN
[18:23] ---
    PROSECUTOR KAGUYA
    (COLD AS ICE)
[18:25] ---
    Death penalty?
[18:26] ---
    COUNSEL KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
[18:26] ---
    No objections.
[18:27] ---
    My own lawyer won't even defend me?
[18:29] ---
    Pwesident is in the student council room...
    Wow, it's perfect!

[18:31] ---
    Uttering gibberish
    in front of President...
[18:33] ---
    Number one...
[18:34] ---
    NUMBER ONE
[18:34] ---
    S-Saying he was your number one!
[18:36] ---
    I don't remember.
[18:37] ---
    Well, what a convenient mind you have!
[18:40] ---
    Well, why is it such a big deal?
[18:41] ---
    President used all those balloons
    to let me know how he feels!
[18:45] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[18:46] ---
    W-Well, you do have a point, but—
[18:49] ---
    How ludicrous.
[18:50] ---
    Why are you letting
    mere balloons rattle you?
[18:54] ---
    AHHH
[18:55] ---
    You're not looking like yourself, either!
[18:57] ---
    My internal breakers broke, too.
[19:00] ---
    All right.
[19:02] ---
    Playtime is over.
[19:04] ---
    You've been summoned today so that
    we can decide what to do going forward.
[19:08] ---
    This is a crucial decision
    that will determine our future.
[19:08] ---
    PRESIDING JUDGE KAGUYA
    (CHILD)
[19:11] ---
    There are three issues under discussion.
[19:12] ---
    (1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH PRESIDENT
    (2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
    (3) ON THAT GROWN-UP KISS
[19:13] ---
    Let us resolve them one by one.
[19:15] ---
    First of all...
[19:16] ---
    our relationship with President.
[19:18] ---
    Come on, we've got to be lovers now!
    I mean, we've kissed!
[19:21] ---
    R-Right, we are, aren't we?
[19:22] ---
    SMOOCH
[19:23] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
[19:24] ---
    If kissing makes you lovers,
    then sex workers would be lovers with everyone.
[19:29] ---
    I have to agree.
[19:31] ---
    Although our feelings are undeniably mutual,
    we've never been vocal about them.
[19:36] ---
    If we're to take it to the next level,
    we should say so directly.
[19:39] ---
    Then regarding Number 1,
    our conclusion must be...
[19:40] ---
    (1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP
    WITH MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[19:42] ---
    A.
    MORE THAN
    FRIENDS
    LESS THAN
    LOVERS
[19:46] ---
    Next, let's discuss studying abroad!
[19:47] ---
    (2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
[19:49] ---
    Well, President did say
    it was a once-in-a-lifetime wish!
[19:52] ---
    I'm so going!
[19:53] ---
    Yes.
[19:56] ---
    Are you serious?
[19:56] ---
    Huuuh?
[19:58] ---
    You don't seriously believe
    you'll be allowed to do such a thing, do you?
[20:02] ---
    How do you plan to talk Father into it?
[20:04] ---
    Well...
[20:05] ---
    Consider it a blessing that you've been able
    to distance yourself from him.
[20:09] ---
    You must refrain at all costs from doing anything
    that would awaken the sleeping tiger.
[20:14] ---
    But I already told him I'd go.
[20:16] ---
    Keeping your promises, no matter what.
[20:18] ---
    You need something in your life
    that you can have absolute faith in.
[20:21] ---
    Isn't that the policy you live by?
[20:24] ---
    Do whatever you want. However...
[20:27] ---
    when you fail, it might be
    the last time I ever see your face.
[20:35] ---
    (2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
[20:37] ---
    A.
    GO WITH
    PRESIDENT
[20:38] ---
    And finally, regarding that grown-up kiss...
[20:43] ---
    what are we going to do about it?
[20:46] ---
    Seriously, what are we going to do? Well?
[20:48] ---
    President might be thinking
    that I'm a super-nympho lust monster!
[20:52] ---
    I mean it, what are we going to do?
[20:54] ---
    All you have to do is explain yourself.
[20:56] ---
    That you just misread the situation.
[20:58] ---
    But that would be embarrassing!
[21:00] ---
    I think it would be better
    to take the stance of a grown-up woman!
[21:01] ---
    A KISS?
    THAT'S NO MORE
    THAN A GREETING
[21:03] ---
    What a ludicrous conversation.
[21:05] ---
    That's why you never should've kissed him.
[21:07] ---
    In the first place, a kiss is something
    that the man should seek.
[21:11] ---
    A woman going for a kiss...
    How disgraceful is that!
[21:13] ---
    I think you're being sexist!
[21:15] ---
    She's right! Who decided
    that a woman can't kiss first?
[21:19] ---
    You have no clue, do you?
[21:22] ---
    I'd rather have a kiss stolen from me,
    not the other way around!
[21:25] ---
    Huh?
[21:26] ---
    What? But why?
[21:28] ---
    Because it would make my heart
    pound harder that way!
[21:30] ---
    We all have different fetishes!
[21:33] ---
    Kissing impulsively...
    We're not beasts in the wild!
[21:33] ---
    IRRITATED
[21:36] ---
    Would it kill you to learn a little restraint?
[21:39] ---
    It's only natural to want
    to kiss someone you're in love with!
[21:42] ---
    That's right! If you really love someone,
    there's just no holding back!
[21:45] ---
    You can say stuff like that
    because you're not in love with President, Ice!
[21:52] ---
    Me...
[21:54] ---
    not in love with...
[21:56] ---
    Miyuki Shirogane?
[21:58] ---
    You happy-go-lucky insurgents...
[22:02] ---
    You can't see the forest for the trees
    because you put your own feelings first!
[22:07] ---
    You have no idea how much I've held back!
[22:09] ---
    How I've continued to hold back all this time!
[22:12] ---
    It was none other than I
    who first fell in love with Miyuki Shirogane!
[22:15] ---
    More than you two ever have!
[22:17] ---
    I'm also the one who's the most serious
    about my future with him!
[22:22] ---
    Here I am, racking my brain
    to find a way to make him mine,
[22:25] ---
    yet you both keep doing as you please!
[22:27] ---
    How arrogant of you,
    you Kaguya-come-latelys!
[22:31] ---
    Hey, hold up.
[22:32] ---
    Don't argue with yourself. It's just sad.
[22:35] ---
    Right! In the first place, it doesn't matter
    who fell in love with him first!
[22:38] ---
    I mean, aren't you even happy
    that President kissed you?
[22:41] ---
    Oh, would you shut up?
[22:45] ---
    It's like your brains
    are in la-la land, you morons!
[22:50] ---
    Don't you dare lecture me!
[22:53] ---
    I've been longing all this time
    for President to kiss me!
[22:58] ---
    So, what were you thinking?
[23:00] ---
    Go die and rot in hell!
[23:02] ---
    For once in your lives,
    consider my feelings, too!
[23:05] ---
    Oh, this isn't good.
[23:16] ---
    Are you sure
    you want to conceal the real you?

[23:31] ---
    Are you awake, Shinomiya?
[23:33] ---
    Morning.
[23:39] ---
    Yes.
[23:40] ---
    It seems I've been fast asleep for a while.
[23:43] ---
    Huh?
[23:45] ---
    Good morning, Shirogane.
[23:50] ---
    I'd appreciate a cup of coffee, please.
[23:54] ---
    I'm throwing
    a Christmas party at
    my place this year.
    Wanna come?
[23:55] ---
    Hmm, I'll come
    if I can make it.
[23:56] ---
    Sis texted me
    that Kaguya will be there.
[23:59] ---
    I'M COMING