E2 - Kaguya Wants to Trade - Chika Wants to Go Somewhere - Miyuki Wants to Hide His Ignorance

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    CONFESSION
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    CONFESSION
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    You fall in love with someone...
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    P-Please be my girlfriend!
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    confess that love...
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    and become a couple.
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    Everyone would say that's a wonderful thing.
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    But they're wrong!
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    Even among sweethearts,
    there exists a distinct power relationship!
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    A side that exploits
    and a side that's exploited,
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    a side that's devoted,
    a side receiving devotion,
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    a winner and a loser!
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    If you're trying to live a noble life,
    then you mustn't become a loser!
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    Love is war!
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    CONFESSION
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    CONFESSION
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    The person who falls in love loses!
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    KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR
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    Shuchiin Academy!
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    It's a prestigious school
    with an ancient and honorable origin,
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    founded as a facility
    to educate upper-crust children.
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    The focus on the nobility is gone,
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    but many talented students
    born into wealthy, distinguished families,
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    and shouldering the future
    attend the school.
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    And now a message
    from the student council.
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    The student council members.
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    Naturally ordinary people wouldn't be permitted
    to lead and bring these students together!
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    Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice-president
    of the student council at Shuchiin Academy.
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    Total assets: 200 trillion yen.
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    Her family owns the Shinomiya Group,
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    one of the top four financial conglomerates
    in Japan, with over 1,000 subsidiaries.
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    SHINOMIYA BANK
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    Befitting her superior lineage,
    she's a talented young woman
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    who has attained
    splendid achievements in various fields,
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    such as traditional performing arts,
    music and martial arts.
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    That is Kaguya Shinomiya.
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    And the young man Shinomiya supports is...
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    Miyuki Shirogane, the president
    of the student council at Shuchiin Academy.
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    He's wise and intelligent,
    strong and silent.
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    He scores first place
    in the practice exams!
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    In contrast to talented Kaguya,
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    his devotion to studying
    commands awe and fear,
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    and because of that exemplary behavior,
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    PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL
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    he was selected to be
    the student council president,
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    despite being relatively new to the school.
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    The weight of a solid gold braided cord
    has been passed down
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    from president to president
    at Shuchiin Academy for 200 years!
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    That's all!
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    They always look so cool!
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    Yes, when they're together,
    they seem even more noble and elegant!
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    I still wonder if they're dating.
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    What? I'd be shocked if they were!
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    I always wonder what they talk about
    in the student council room.
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    STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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    P-President!
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    WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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    You finally bought a smartphone?
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    KAGUYA WANTS TO TRADE
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    GLITTER
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    It's got Line, too.
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    Then let's exchange ID's!
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    It's the age of I.T.!
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    Cheap cell phone! It's got a cheap SIM card!
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    Even Shirogane, a stubborn cheapskate
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    who's long insisted
    that smartphones are unnecessary,
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    - Trendy! Trendy!
    - I'll send it over to you by Line.
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    has finally given in and gotten one.
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    GLITTER
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    It doesn't even need to be said how important
    smartphones are for high school life.
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    Very nice.
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    I love how you can do so many things with it.
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    You can use them for social plans
    or just idly chatting,
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    but sometimes you may not get a reply,
    so joy can swing to sorrow.
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    It's possible to confess love to someone
    using the Line social app.
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    Yes! This past half-year was wasted,
    because he wasn't using Line!
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    All right, ask me for my ID
    anytime, Shinomiya!
[05:01] ---
    Yay! I got your ID!
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    Why hasn't she asked me?
    It's my personal information!
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    Never mind. Should I just ask her?
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    But...
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    Asking for contact information,
    between the lines,
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    that indicates a degree of desperation
    and ulterior motive,
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    which then beget a special meaning...
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    That meaning is, in fact, love!
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    In a romantic relationship, "the person
    who falls in love loses" is an absolute rule!
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    Confirming your love for someone
    equals defeat!
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    Asking the opposite sex for their contact
    information is as good as a confession of love!
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    Apparently, the president
    is in love with the vice-president!
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    Seriously? I have to share that!
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    For a boy going through puberty,
    that means death!
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    Forget it!
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    There's no way I can ask her!
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    Shinomiya, you ask me!
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    I'm sure the president is waiting for me
    to ask him, but he'd better not hold his breath.
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    It would mean something if he came to me
    and asked, even though he was embarrassed.
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    Conflict! It's an inevitability in this world.
[06:04] ---
    Kill or be killed!
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    Your contact info...
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    Ask for it or be asked for it?
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    It would be no overstatement to say therein
    lies the person's superiority or inferiority!
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    Good grief. How much trouble does he think
    I went to just to make sure he got a phone?
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    Cheap cell phone!
    It's got a cheap SIM card!
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    SHINOMIYA
    HOUSE COOK
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    KAGUYA'S ATTENDANT
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    - Trendy! Trendy!
    - I'll send it over to you by Line.
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    SHINOMIYA HOUSE GARDENER
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    I can finally contact the president
    outside of school.
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    I can say that my plan was a success,
    by and large.
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    I see. She wants to make me,
    the man, ask her!
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    If that's how she wants to play it...
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    President, this profile photo...
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    Yeah, it's a photo of me
    from when I was a kid.
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    It's cute! You even scowled as a kid!
[06:49] ---
    A photo of the president
    from his childhood?
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    You know how to hurt a guy.
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    But that photo is a little embarrassing.
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    I-I'm not especially interested.
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    I think I'll change it to a different one.
[06:57] ---
    I'll change it in three minutes.
[06:58] ---
    What?
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    If the president changes his profile picture,
    I'll never be able to see that photo!
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    But asking him for his contact info
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    expresses nothing other than
    "I want to talk to you anytime"!
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    It means "I want to send
    casual messages before bedtime"...
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    or "I want to talk to you on the phone...
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    in the wee hours
    the night before a test and chat"!
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    It'd be like that's what I was thinking!
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    A lady must not do anything as improper
    as asking a male for his contact information!
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    Since it's come to this,
    I'll have to use my last resort!
[07:37] ---
    Kaguya?
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    The president is so cruel.
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    DRIP
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    H-How could you be so mean?
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    Her skill of deception has been activated!
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    A MAIDEN’S TEARS
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    ACTIVATED
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    You're terrible, President!
[07:58] ---
    You're terrible!
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    Her words don't especially mean anything.
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    But being told he's mean makes him
    feel like he's done something mean.
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    BARNUM EFFECT
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    In psychology,
    it's called the "Barnum Effect."
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    I'm sorry! I didn't mean to leave you out!
[08:11] ---
    Here, I'll show you too, Shinomiya!
[08:14] ---
    - Wait. You...
    - Too late!
[08:16] ---
    She memorized it!
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    Though it was a fleeting glimpse,
    Shirogane's profile photo
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    has been preserved
    in Kaguya's hippocampus!
[08:24] ---
    Shirogane lost the sole ace up his sleeve!
[08:26] ---
    Kaguya made a comeback
    to win overwhelmingly!
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    Now, I have no reason
    to ask the president for his ID.
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    Go ahead. Ask me for mine.
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    Can I... Can I come up with anything else?
[08:44] ---
    Shirogane racked his brain
    to come from behind!
[08:46] ---
    I guess I'll have to use that!
[08:48] ---
    Kaguya realized that she needed
    to block that line of thinking!
[08:51] ---
    He's dead.
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    The conclusion is at hand!
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    That's right!
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    It's cruel to talk about using Line when
    Kaguya's old phone doesn't support that app!
[09:03] ---
    I'm sorry!
[09:04] ---
    - It can't use it?
    - It can't use it?
[09:06] ---
    You're rich! Buy a different phone!
[09:08] ---
    I've used this phone ever since kindergarten,
    so I'm attached to it!
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    I can't switch it now!
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    RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH
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    Get rid of your weird hang-up!
[09:12] ---
    This is a story of love and intellect
    going around in circles.
[09:13] ---
    How is it weird?
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    BOTH LOSE
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    - I don't know if it's weird.
    - You're weird, President!
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    THEY HAVE EXCHANGED ADDRESSES.
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    It's cold today.
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    I wish summer would get here soon.
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    CHIKA WANTS
    TO GO SOMEWHERE
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    Talk about impatient.
    It'll be spring for a long time yet.
[09:31] ---
    Oh no! Time flies by way too fast!
[09:34] ---
    If you're careless, you'll graduate
    with nothing happening at all!
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    80 DAMAGE TO THE HEARTS
    OF SHINOMIYA AND SHIROGANE
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    Over the summer,
    let's go on a student council trip!
[09:44] ---
    That's a good idea.
[09:46] ---
    Let's go somewhere
    like an informal social gathering.
[09:48] ---
    Yay!
[09:50] ---
    A trip, huh?
[09:51] ---
    Then the mountains would be good.
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    Fresh air.
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    Reverberating echoes.
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    SUMMIT
[10:05] ---
    We'll rent a cottage and have a barbecue.
[10:08] ---
    At night, the starry sky will put a spell on us.
[10:13] ---
    Look. There's Deneb, Altair and Vega,
    the Summer Triangle.
[10:18] ---
    Altair and Vega represent
    the story of Hikoboshi and Orihime.
[10:22] ---
    They're just like us.
[10:25] ---
    Close together...
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    but so far apart.
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    VEGA
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    DENEB
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    ALTAIR
[10:38] ---
    No! President, I want to be Bb
    to your Alpha Centauri B!
[10:44] ---
    Please let me revolve
    around you, President!
[10:49] ---
    Oh, boy.
[10:51] ---
    You're a pampered first-magnitude star.
[10:53] ---
    BOOM
[10:54] ---
    That's it!
[10:55] ---
    It has to be the mountains!
[10:57] ---
    Yes. If we're going, then—
[10:59] ---
    It has to be the sea.
[11:01] ---
    Wha—
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    The sea versus the mountains!
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    The polar opposites that people
    have been fighting over since ancient times.
[11:08] ---
    The curtain rises
    on human nature's battle of thoughts.
[11:12] ---
    The sea. The sea is the origin of life.
[11:15] ---
    As the sun sets there, I'm sure humans
    return to being creatures of instinct.
[11:23] ---
    My swimsuit will bewitch the president
    the second he sees it!
[11:29] ---
    The sea will cast its spell
    on the president,
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    and he'll confess his love to me
    while the sun sets.
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    Perfect.
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    The roar of the sea
    is the best lullaby in the world.
[11:42] ---
    And the salty sea breeze
    will blow away the summer heat.
[11:45] ---
    The sea?
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    The sea is the last place I'll go!
[11:48] ---
    I can't swim!
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    NOTE: SINKS LIKE A HAMMER
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    If I went into the water
    with a swimming ring...
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    I didn't know you were
    a hopeless swimmer, President.
[11:59] ---
    How cute.
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    No way! It has to be the mountains!
[12:03] ---
    I refuse to go to the sea!
[12:05] ---
    The beach would be too crowded.
[12:07] ---
    I hate bumping elbows with strangers.
[12:08] ---
    Let's use a private beach
    owned by my family.
[12:12] ---
    It has warm showers, too.
[12:15] ---
    Sunburn is a young lady's archenemy!
[12:17] ---
    I'll bring along the highest grade sunscreen.
[12:19] ---
    And to seal the deal, I'll hire
    a first-class aesthetician for skin aftercare.
[12:23] ---
    - There might be sharks.
    - I'll hire a first-class hunter from Florida.
[12:28] ---
    Then we can have shark fin soup.
[12:28] ---
    COMFY
[12:30] ---
    Damn you, rich girl!
[12:33] ---
    Weak sauce, President.
[12:35] ---
    THINGS THE PRESIDENT IS LIKELY TO SAY,
    VOL. 42, TRIP EDITION
[12:35] ---
    I've already turned out a series of manuals
    to prepare for when you oppose me.
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    However you attack me,
    I can render it harmless.
[12:43] ---
    We can only go to the sea
    in the summer, right?
[12:46] ---
    With mountains,
    you can't depend on weather.
[12:48] ---
    It rains a lot.
[12:49] ---
    Besides, it's got a lot of bugs.
[12:52] ---
    Bugs!
[12:53] ---
    Moths, mosquitoes, horseflies, centipedes,
    ladybugs, earthworms, drone beetles...
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    Bugs are the only thing.
[12:59] ---
    Bugs are the only thing I can't stand!
[12:59] ---
    NOTE: HATES BUGS
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    What should I do?
    If I go to the sea, I can't swim.
[13:05] ---
    If I go to the mountains,
    there are insects!
[13:13] ---
    Guess I'll buy a swimsuit.
[13:14] ---
    I won!
[13:15] ---
    That's right.
[13:17] ---
    My swimsuit from last year
    doesn't fit me now.
[13:20] ---
    I have to buy a new one.
[13:28] ---
    FLAT
[13:34] ---
    Normally, Shinomiya
    has confidence in her body line.
[13:37] ---
    But take that away,
    and her offensive ability becomes fragile...
[13:40] ---
    Pop.
[13:41] ---
    on the level of a peashooter.
[13:43] ---
    On the other hand, Chika Fujiwara's
    offensive ability is tank-class.
[13:47] ---
    The difference
    in military strength is hopeless.
[13:49] ---
    This is bad!
    Never mind about enchanting him!
[13:53] ---
    What is that?
[13:56] ---
    Compared to that, Shinomiya is...
    How can I put it?
[14:00] ---
    She has a cute chest?
[14:02] ---
    Cute?
[14:05] ---
    Let's go to the mountains.
[14:08] ---
    The beach is too crowded,
    and there are sharks.
[14:11] ---
    - Let's go to the mountains.
    - You didn't say that before!
[14:13] ---
    No, the sea!
[14:14] ---
    It rains in the mountains, and there are
    lots of bugs! Let's go to the sea!
[14:17] ---
    You, too?
[14:18] ---
    - The mountains.
    - The sea.
[14:19] ---
    - Mountains.
    - Sea.
[14:20] ---
    - Mountains.
    - Sea.
[14:21] ---
    - Mountains.
    - Sea.
[14:23] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    have Chika Fujiwara decide!
[14:25] ---
    Me?
[14:26] ---
    Yes, let's do it that way.
[14:28] ---
    The sea. Got it?
[14:30] ---
    The mountains!
    You wouldn't betray me, would you?
[14:34] ---
    U-Um...
[14:36] ---
    If I have to choose one...
[14:40] ---
    The mountains?
[14:41] ---
    Yes!
[14:42] ---
    But I specifically want to go...
[14:45] ---
    to Mount Osore!
[14:48] ---
    Mount Osore?
[14:53] ---
    Children's Limbo and Blood Pond.
[14:55] ---
    There are pinwheels
    symbolizing death and rebirth.
[14:57] ---
    And as long as we're there,
    let's have a medium channel a spirit.
[15:02] ---
    Who would be good?
[15:04] ---
    Christ? Buddha?
[15:04] ---
    Well, I guess we can think about it
    when summer comes.
[15:06] ---
    Prince Shotoku could be good, too.
[15:08] ---
    Aristotle, Shakespeare, Cleopatra,
    Einstein, Hideyoshi Toyotomi, Gandhi,
[15:09] ---
    I agree.
[15:10] ---
    Today's match...
[15:13] ---
    Ruined.
[15:14] ---
    Sen no Rikyu, Caesar, Marie Antoinette,
    Oscar Francois de Jarjayes!
[15:14] ---
    BECAUSE CHIKA FUJIWARA
    IS A LITTLE SCARY
[15:19] ---
    CHIKA FUJIWARA
[15:23] ---
    Romantic advice?
[15:25] ---
    Yes! Where romance is concerned,
[15:28] ---
    I thought a veteran like you...
[15:30] ---
    could give me advice, President!
[15:30] ---
    MIYUKI WANTS TO HIDE
    HIS IGNORANCE
[15:36] ---
    I see.
[15:39] ---
    I'll help you somehow.
[15:41] ---
    President!
[15:43] ---
    A romantic veteran?
[15:45] ---
    How did people get that image of me?
[15:47] ---
    Miyuki Shirogane, 17 years old.
    Dating experience...
[15:51] ---
    None.
[15:51] ---
    NOTE: VIRGIN
[15:53] ---
    What? If this advice exposes me...
[15:56] ---
    The president is a virgin.
[15:59] ---
    A virgin?
[16:00] ---
    I'm so disillusioned!
[16:03] ---
    Sh-Shinomiya!
[16:06] ---
    How cute.
[16:07] ---
    No! I have to get through this!
[16:09] ---
    If it's about love, leave it to me!
[16:14] ---
    I've never been rejected before!
[16:16] ---
    That's why you're the president.
[16:18] ---
    He's never confessed his love,
    so that's not actually a lie.
[16:21] ---
    The president is giving advice about love?
[16:23] ---
    This could be my chance
    to hear his views on love!
[16:27] ---
    So, what's the problem?
[16:29] ---
    KASHIWAGI
[16:29] ---
    I have a classmate, Kashiwagi.
[16:34] ---
    I want to confess my love to her!
[16:37] ---
    Oh!
[16:38] ---
    But when I imagine her rejecting me,
[16:41] ---
    I think maybe I should
    become friends with her first.
[16:46] ---
    Incidentally,
    have you talked to her before?
[16:49] ---
    She gave me chocolate
    on Valentine's Day!
[16:51] ---
    What kind of chocolate?
[16:53] ---
    Choco Balls. Three pieces.
[16:57] ---
    Is that obligatory gift chocolate?
[16:59] ---
    Obligatory gift chocolate at best!
[17:02] ---
    Yeah, I would say...
[17:06] ---
    she's definitely in love with you!
[17:07] ---
    Why?
[17:09] ---
    He got Choco Balls!
[17:10] ---
    Listen!
[17:11] ---
    Women are creatures
    who aren't upfront about their feelings!
[17:14] ---
    Think of it as behaving
    the exact opposite of how they feel!
[17:16] ---
    The Choco Balls seem
    like a throwaway, but...
[17:19] ---
    GASP
[17:19] ---
    It means she likes me?
[17:21] ---
    What about opposites?
[17:23] ---
    All right! That sounded
    like half-decent advice!
[17:25] ---
    But I don't think
    she does feel that way about me.
[17:28] ---
    Just the other day...
[17:32] ---
    Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
[17:35] ---
    No, but...
[17:38] ---
    I knew it!
[17:39] ---
    He said he doesn't have a girlfriend!
[17:41] ---
    BOOM
[17:41] ---
    He doesn't look like he has one!
[17:43] ---
    That's hilarious!
[17:49] ---
    So, I think she was just making fun of me.
[17:53] ---
    It's unfortunate,
    but she was making fun of him.
[17:55] ---
    The issue is whether she even sees him
    as a member of the opposite sex.
[17:58] ---
    You're in your popular phase right now.
[18:04] ---
    Why are you so suspicious of women?
[18:06] ---
    Woman are humans, just like you!
[18:08] ---
    That's not what you were saying before!
[18:09] ---
    I'll make that situation
    easier to understand!
[18:13] ---
    Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
[18:16] ---
    If you don't, I wanna go out with you.
[18:19] ---
    No, but...
[18:21] ---
    I knew it!
[18:22] ---
    You and I are connected
    by the string of fate!
[18:25] ---
    He said he doesn't have a girlfriend!
[18:26] ---
    BOOM
[18:27] ---
    He doesn't look like he has one!
[18:28] ---
    THUMP-THUMP
[18:29] ---
    After all, he's too high-class!
[18:30] ---
    BOOM
[18:31] ---
    That's hilarious!
[18:32] ---
    THUMP-THUMP
[18:32] ---
    I'm thrilled that he's available!
[18:34] ---
    BOOM
[18:35] ---
    THUMP-THUMP
[18:35] ---
    I'm the one who's most worthy of him.
[18:37] ---
    Isn't that thinking too positively?
[18:40] ---
    It can't be!
[18:42] ---
    Exactly!
[18:44] ---
    I have to choose only one of them?
[18:47] ---
    You're an idiot, too?
[18:50] ---
    Won't that cause a rift
    in their friendship with each other?
[18:54] ---
    Worst case, it could lead to bullying.
[18:57] ---
    That's what female friendship is like.
[19:00] ---
    What is this arrogant conversation?
[19:02] ---
    But it'll be okay.
    Because she'll have you.
[19:06] ---
    All you have to do is protect her.
[19:08] ---
    I can... protect her?
[19:12] ---
    - President!
    - Yes.
[19:14] ---
    What is this?
[19:15] ---
    This'll be my first time
    confessing my love to someone.
[19:18] ---
    How should I go about it?
[19:20] ---
    I have a good idea.
[19:24] ---
    - Imagine the girl in question is right here.
    - Okay.
[19:27] ---
    You do...
[19:29] ---
    this!
[19:34] ---
    Go out with me.
[19:38] ---
    When you suddenly corner a girl
    against the wall like that, she'll be nervous,
[19:42] ---
    but the moment
    you whisper of love in her ear,
[19:44] ---
    anxiety will turn into a throbbing heart.
    Your chance of success will go up!
[19:49] ---
    He startled me!
[19:50] ---
    I call this technique "wall-down."
[19:54] ---
    I came up with it myself.
[19:55] ---
    It's "wall-slamming”!
    It's been around for years!
[19:58] ---
    SHIVER SHIVER
[19:59] ---
    Genius.
[20:00] ---
    You're that stupid?
[20:02] ---
    Thank you!
    You've given me courage, President!
[20:05] ---
    I knew the person who conquered
    Shinomiya could help me!
[20:09] ---
    No, Shinomiya and I aren't dating.
[20:13] ---
    Th-That's right!
    No one's ever conquered me!
[20:16] ---
    Really?
[20:18] ---
    It seems like you two are a couple.
[20:21] ---
    No, just the opposite.
[20:23] ---
    Recently, I wonder if she hates me.
[20:27] ---
    I don't even think she's interested in me.
[20:30] ---
    I don't especially hate you.
[20:32] ---
    Did I do something to give you that idea?
[20:34] ---
    She has no self-awareness.
[20:35] ---
    President!
    What's important is how you feel!
[20:43] ---
    How do I feel about Shinomiya?
[20:49] ---
    Well, to be honest, her wealth
    and natural talents annoy me.
[20:54] ---
    She's ditsier than you'd think,
    scary in private, and her chest...
[21:00] ---
    But maybe those are all good points!
[21:03] ---
    She's actually cute! A beauty!
[21:05] ---
    Refined, elegant and clever, too!
    Really, she's too perfect!
[21:09] ---
    Yeah, Shinomiya is the ideal woman!
[21:17] ---
    That was close! She's right there!
[21:20] ---
    Thank God I noticed!
[21:22] ---
    Anyway, nothing will happen
    unless you tell her how you feel!
[21:25] ---
    And nothing good can come
    of carrying out some weird scheme!
[21:29] ---
    Huh? Why do these words resonate with me?
[21:33] ---
    I-I'll do my best!
[21:38] ---
    Thank you so much!
[21:47] ---
    Kaguya.
[21:48] ---
    Has something good happened?
[21:51] ---
    No, nothing.
[21:54] ---
    Afterwards...
[21:59] ---
    he confessed his feelings to Kashiwagi,
[22:01] ---
    and somehow
    they're apparently a couple now.
[22:08] ---
    President, I poured you some tea.
[22:11] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[22:14] ---
    Thankfully, she seems to be
    in a good mood.
[22:18] ---
    Today's match...
[22:18] ---
    Is that your one smile
    of the day?
[22:20] ---
    Kaguya wasn't particularly at fault...
[22:20] ---
    No, I'm like this
    all the time.
[22:21] ---
    when Shirogane put her in a foul mood,
    then a good mood,
[22:23] ---
    Oh.
[22:24] ---
    but he largely wasted his efforts,
    resulting in a loss for himself.
[22:27] ---
    THE NEXT PERSON SEEKING ADVICE
[22:28] ---
    Shock!