M3 - Kaguya Wants to Eat It (Ice)

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    DECEMBER 23
[01:35] ---
    Wow! You're looking even paler than usual!
[01:39] ---
    Well, I haven't been able to sleep lately.
[01:44] ---
    It's gotten so bad that I even made
    my own lunch for a change.
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    TWITCH
[01:50] ---
    For Kaguya, it is just the second time in her life
    that she has laid eyes on this bento.
[01:56] ---
    Rolled omelets! Boiled vegetables!
    Grilled fish! Pickled plums!
[01:59] ---
    And once again,
[02:01] ---
    octopus-shaped sausages!
[02:02] ---
    LONG TIME NO SEE
[02:04] ---
    There was a time when,
    unable to admit her longing to taste it...
[02:06] ---
    Kaguya was left with only her frustration.
[02:08] ---
    RUMBLE
    RUMBLE
[02:08] ---
    But that was then, this is now!
[02:10] ---
    Now that she's coolheaded,
[02:13] ---
    she can take the appropriate action
    to further her goals!
[02:20] ---
    Oh my, how hungry I am!
[02:23] ---
    My chef's visiting his hometown today.
    It completely slipped my mind.
[02:27] ---
    Oh, dear, I feel as if my stomach
    and my back are about to stick together!
[02:30] ---
    What's up with Shinomiya?
[02:32] ---
    Could it be that...
[02:34] ---
    she wants me to give her
    a bite of my lunch?
[02:37] ---
    Hey, even when she's being standoffish,
    she has her cute moments!
[02:41] ---
    If that's the case, then why not?
[02:43] ---
    Oh!
[02:44] ---
    I would love some rolled omelet now!
[02:46] ---
    Rolled omelet, huh?
[02:47] ---
    Sh-Shinomiya?
[02:49] ---
    What, you're hungry, Kaguya?
[02:52] ---
    Well, these things happen!
[02:53] ---
    I'd be happy to share my bento with you!
[02:57] ---
    There's lots of sugar
    in these rolled omelets...
[02:59] ---
    so they're sweet and yummy!
[03:02] ---
    There you go!
[03:03] ---
    I'll pass.
[03:05] ---
    As I have been steering clear of sweets.
[03:08] ---
    What?
[03:09] ---
    But sweetness is justice!
[03:11] ---
    I believe you call yourself
    "the low-carb girl," correct?
[03:15] ---
    You should try to increase
    your vegetable consumption.
[03:18] ---
    But there's vermicelli salad, too.
[03:21] ---
    Are you aware just how much sugar
    vermicelli contains?
[03:24] ---
    Not to mention, these are all
    root vegetables high in sugar content.
[03:28] ---
    Being a carnivore
    doesn't make you a low-carb girl.
[03:32] ---
    If you consume copious amounts of meat
    and sugar, you're nothing but a glutton—
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    SHRIEK
[03:36] ---
    Kaguya, you sound just like Ishigami!
[03:39] ---
    I just have to run off
    all that sugar, right?
[03:43] ---
    Close call!
[03:44] ---
    So, Shinomiya's laying off sweets?
[03:45] ---
    LOTS OF SUGAR
[03:48] ---
    Then what's the right answer?
[03:48] ---
    I'm so ravenous!
[03:51] ---
    Um... Shinomiya?
[03:55] ---
    Would you like to have half of my bento?
[04:00] ---
    Please don't get me wrong!
[04:02] ---
    It's not like hearing that conversation
    made me feel self-conscious about eating.
[04:06] ---
    Despite the fact that I can still hear
    your stomach growling?
[04:10] ---
    Thank you, but no thank you.
[04:12] ---
    Amount-wise, it's a bit...
[04:14] ---
    Meaning that since I always eat
    twice this much...
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    I'm headed toward obesity?
[04:19] ---
    You're inhuman, Shinomiya!
[04:23] ---
    I see.
[04:24] ---
    Shinomiya has a tiny stomach.
    It's not like she can eat a whole spread!
[04:29] ---
    I'm going to go check on those two.
[04:34] ---
    I have no clue
    what's going through Shinomiya's mind.
[04:37] ---
    Dammit, would you man up, Miyuki?
[04:40] ---
    If I'm myself, I'll never get anywhere!
[04:43] ---
    Man up more!
[04:45] ---
    More!
[04:47] ---
    Pour it on!
[04:50] ---
    Shinomiya!
[04:53] ---
    You're hungry, right? Eat this!
[05:06] ---
    Sh-Shinomiya?
[05:12] ---
    Forgive me.
[05:13] ---
    I couldn't stop myself.
[05:15] ---
    Right.
[05:21] ---
    You have some ketchup
    on your mouth, too.
[05:24] ---
    Do I?
[05:26] ---
    Would you be so kind
    as to clean it off?
[05:29] ---
    Sure.
[05:32] ---
    Shinomiya, your hand—
[05:36] ---
    Shinomiya?
[05:41] ---
    Hurry.
[05:42] ---
    Clean it off.
[05:47] ---
    Hurry.
[05:51] ---
    Man up!
[05:56] ---
    Man up, Miyuki!
[06:07] ---
    I...
[06:08] ---
    have such an awful personality.
[06:14] ---
    I'd forgotten about it for so long.
[06:19] ---
    The fact that if I'm myself...
[06:22] ---
    I end up hurting those around me.
[06:44] ---
    Listen... Switch places with me.
[06:49] ---
    Weren't you going to make
    Pwesident kiss you?
[06:53] ---
    I've had enough.
[06:54] ---
    I'll step back now.
[06:57] ---
    You see...
[06:59] ---
    people never like people like me.
[07:04] ---
    That's how it's always been, remember?
[07:09] ---
    If you're a member of the Shinomiya Family,
    you must never rely on others.
[07:13] ---
    Other people are to be used and manipulated,
    and, if necessary, dumped overboard.
[07:18] ---
    You must never let
    your anger and grief show on your face.
[07:21] ---
    Crying is out of the question.
[07:25] ---
    Do you remember Toshiko?
[07:27] ---
    When we decided to give our teacher
    in the hospital 1000 folded cranes,
[07:30] ---
    and we were all folding them...
[07:33] ---
    Toshiko was such a slow folder,
    I went and told her to take it more seriously.
[07:40] ---
    And then she burst into tears.
[07:43] ---
    I said something similar
    to Kaoru in sixth grade, as well.
[07:47] ---
    At home, we get lashed on the back of the hands
    for not taking it more seriously, don't we?
[07:52] ---
    So, though it was only
    out of pure goodwill that I said that...
[07:52] ---
    TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY
[07:56] ---
    I'm taking it seriously as much as I can!
[07:58] ---
    You just don't know what it's like
    to not be able to do something!
[08:03] ---
    I don't understand how that feels,
    so what am I supposed to do?
[08:06] ---
    If you come from a good family,
    you don't have to do anything to draw others to you.
[08:11] ---
    But...
[08:12] ---
    WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN DO
    A SIMPLE THING
    LIKE THIS?
[08:12] ---
    in my case, they'd all desert me in tears.
[08:15] ---
    You're just special, that's all!
[08:17] ---
    Time after time, looking down on me!
[08:19] ---
    I'm only friends with you
    because my mother told me to!
[08:23] ---
    But I can't take being with you anymore!
[08:28] ---
    It's not as if I wanted to be born
    with this personality.
[08:33] ---
    I decided to distance myself from others.
[08:35] ---
    I thought...
[08:37] ---
    that by doing so,
    I could avoid hurting anyone.
[08:42] ---
    But the more I tried to keep people
    at arm's length, the more hurtful I sounded,
[08:47] ---
    and I ended up hurting scores of people.
[08:51] ---
    But at last, I managed to find peace.
[08:54] ---
    Though it was lonely being all by myself,
    I far preferred the sense of relief it brought me.
[09:00] ---
    If it meant not hurting anyone...
[09:03] ---
    it was far better...
[09:05] ---
    to be alone.
[09:10] ---
    And yet...
[09:21] ---
    For the first time in my life,
    I fell in love with someone.
[09:26] ---
    I, who had grown accustomed
    to hurting and rejecting others...
[09:32] ---
    now wished to grow closer to someone.
[09:37] ---
    Every time I hurt this person,
[09:40] ---
    it pains my heart.
[09:43] ---
    Are you crying?
[09:46] ---
    No, I'm not.
[09:49] ---
    You're stupid, you know.
[09:51] ---
    Now you're even trying to deceive yourself.
[09:56] ---
    Haven't I been through enough?
[09:59] ---
    Switch with me!
[10:00] ---
    You can be kind to him, can't you?
[10:03] ---
    - I won't.
    - But why not?
[10:05] ---
    President said so himself!
[10:07] ---
    That he hates people
    who hurt others and are unkind!
[10:10] ---
    And I'm selfish and antagonistic!
[10:12] ---
    I fear other people! I'm a coward!
[10:14] ---
    I'm always hurting people,
    and I don't have a shred of kindness!
[10:18] ---
    I have to hide those parts of me!
[10:20] ---
    The ugly person that I am!
[10:23] ---
    That no one can ever like!
[10:26] ---
    I just can't be sweet!
[10:35] ---
    I get it. I'm you after all.
[10:39] ---
    But you can't leave now.
[10:42] ---
    You still haven't fulfilled your wish.
[10:44] ---
    To make Pwesident kiss you!
[10:47] ---
    I told you, I don't care anymore!
[10:50] ---
    That's what we all wish for, too.
[10:53] ---
    If that high-maintenance,
    unpleasant half of Kaguya Shinomiya...
[11:00] ---
    ...were to receive a kiss from Pwesident...
[11:06] ---
    - ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!
    - ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!
[11:28] ---
    President...
[11:30] ---
    is with the doctor!
[11:31] ---
    I've been told what happened.
[11:34] ---
    Let me examine him.
[11:42] ---
    The quack is here!
[11:44] ---
    That was some run!
[11:46] ---
    SLUUURP
[11:46] ---
    I have to hydrate myself!
[11:46] ---
    A TAPIOCA
    MILK TEA
    HAS THE
    SAME AMOUNT
    OF CALORIES
    AS A BOWL
    OF RAMEN
[11:52] ---
    President...
[11:54] ---
    What shall I do if he's seriously ill?
[12:00] ---
    At this time...
[12:02] ---
    all we can do is pray that he'll be all right.
[12:05] ---
    Let's see. I know what this is.
    Just as I suspected.
[12:10] ---
    You're lovesick.
[12:13] ---
    Is there a disease by that name?
[12:16] ---
    Sleep deprivation
    due to pining for one's love...
[12:19] ---
    Blacking out when pressed for a kiss...
[12:21] ---
    In a nutshell, that's what this points to.
[12:24] ---
    Like I said, you're lovesick.
[12:27] ---
    Huh? Just shoot me.
[12:29] ---
    You know, butterflies. Pining.
[12:31] ---
    Doctor, people have gone back
    to saying "I have a crush" nowadays.
[12:36] ---
    Just shoot me.
[12:37] ---
    Don't worry. This isn't the first case
    I've ever seen, so I know what I'm doing.
[12:43] ---
    That being said,
[12:44] ---
    it's still worrisome that you collapsed.
    Can you try to be a little more easygoing?
[12:49] ---
    You're still only 17 or so, right?
[12:52] ---
    When I was your age, I messed around with girls
    like there was no tomorrow, super casual about it.
[12:58] ---
    And you fathered a child at 17, didn't you?
[13:01] ---
    Why the reveal?
[13:03] ---
    And then my own son had
    a shotgun wedding himself at 17.
[13:07] ---
    I guess it's in our blood.
[13:09] ---
    My grandson'll be 17 this year, too,
    so I'm trembling with fear.
[13:11] ---
    CAN'T WAIT
    FOR CHRISTMAS,
    HUH?
[13:12] ---
    YEAH, IT'S SO SWEET!
[13:14] ---
    Why are we talking about this?
[13:17] ---
    At any rate, you're putting
    a little too much pressure on yourself.
[13:19] ---
    If something's eating at you,
    feel free to spill your guts to us.
[13:23] ---
    Nothing's eating at me.
[13:26] ---
    It can be soothing
    just to talk about it to someone.
[13:29] ---
    I said there's nothing!
[13:35] ---
    If I don't give it my all, I'm worthless.
[13:37] ---
    That's why I'm always so intense.
[13:40] ---
    But...
[13:40] ---
    You've really been bottling this up like crazy.
[13:44] ---
    I...
[13:46] ---
    I took the entrance exams for kindergarten
    because it was what my mother wanted.
[13:50] ---
    But... I was a total failure.
[13:53] ---
    And I failed all my entrance exams
    for elementary school, too.
[13:58] ---
    I could feel my mother losing interest in me
    after I didn't get into any of those schools.
[14:04] ---
    That must've been so hard.
[14:06] ---
    I...
[14:07] ---
    Even when my mother left us,
[14:10] ---
    I was sure she'd come get me someday,
    so I kept plugging away at my studies!
[14:15] ---
    But you know, it's not like everyone
    wants you to be smart.
[14:20] ---
    Wherever I go,
    no one will accept me as I am.
[14:25] ---
    Hey, General Affairs Manager Shirogane...
[14:27] ---
    Why the long face?
[14:29] ---
    He just got the cold shoulder
    from the Shinomiya girl.
[14:33] ---
    He's dejected over a trivial thing
    like that. Can you believe it?
[14:37] ---
    Did you say "trivial"?
[14:38] ---
    Well, Treasurer Ryuju is totally fearless.
[14:42] ---
    Huh! In any situation, once people
    look down on you, it's game over.
[14:46] ---
    You're a member of the student council,
    you're smart, and you're not bad-looking.
[14:50] ---
    But this is what you get when you grovel!
[14:54] ---
    If you would just cop
    an "I'm God's gift to women" attitude,
[14:58] ---
    then nobody would ever look down on you.
[15:01] ---
    How can you expect to be popular with the girls
    if you don't show some bravado?
[15:06] ---
    Bravado, huh?
[15:08] ---
    But...
[15:10] ---
    it was spot on.
[15:11] ---
    Shinomiya...
[15:13] ---
    Compete with me on the next exams.
[15:16] ---
    If, for some reason, I lose to you,
    I'll do anything you want.
[15:20] ---
    What's this all of a sudden?
    I refuse to do such a thing.
[15:23] ---
    Are you afraid of losing to me?
[15:26] ---
    Excuse me?
[15:30] ---
    How insolent.
[15:32] ---
    State your name.
[15:34] ---
    From that day onward...
[15:34] ---
    NUMBER 1:
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    NUMBER 2:
    KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
    NUMBER 3:
    MAKI SHIJO
    NUMBER 4:
    KAZUNE ABE
    NUMBER 5:
    TAIGA ARAKAWA
[15:36] ---
    Shinomiya began to perceive me
    as an individual.
[15:39] ---
    It wasn't just Shinomiya.
[15:41] ---
    The whole school became aware of me...
[15:44] ---
    as Miyuki Shirogane,
    the next student council president.
[15:49] ---
    Until then, I'd been invisible.
[15:51] ---
    But finally...
[15:53] ---
    That's quite a massive social mask
    you've been wearing.
[15:58] ---
    It was the do-or-die me
    who kissed Shinomiya.
[16:02] ---
    The me...
[16:04] ---
    who's always going all out,
    full of bravado.
[16:07] ---
    To make the person I'm in love with
    fall in love with me,
[16:10] ---
    I have to create a persona
    who's nothing like me.
[16:14] ---
    To become Shinomiya's equal,
[16:16] ---
    I have to go far enough
    to collapse once or twice.
[16:21] ---
    I see.
[16:22] ---
    Boys will be boys.
[16:24] ---
    In that case, you should see it through,
    until that bravado becomes your true—
[16:29] ---
    But she was crying, you know.
[16:31] ---
    What?
[16:32] ---
    I'm thinking she might be feeling
    responsible, too.
[16:35] ---
    She was totally pale,
    looking after you.
[16:38] ---
    You should know more than anyone else
    how sensitive she is.
[16:41] ---
    How it worries her to see you
    pushing yourself so hard.
[16:46] ---
    To pick up where I left off—
[16:47] ---
    I find it quite stimulating to see the moment
    a boy's vulnerabilities are exposed!
[16:51] ---
    At the end of the day, it's that gap!
[16:53] ---
    It always gets to me when I see
    a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness!
[16:56] ---
    I can't give any sound advice
    with my assistant butting in.
[17:01] ---
    Even so,
[17:03] ---
    I'm still too scared to expose who I am.
[17:16] ---
    A mask isn't something
    that you can easily remove.
[17:19] ---
    You're both being cowardly.
[17:22] ---
    What are you going to do, Lady Kaguya?
[17:25] ---
    I love seeing President giving his all.
[17:30] ---
    But that's not the only thing.
[17:32] ---
    I have to tell him.
[17:35] ---
    It always gets to me when I see
    a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness.
[17:40] ---
    Even I...
[17:41] ---
    understand that much.
[17:47] ---
    And now here's the sketchy
    middle-aged man!
[17:52] ---
    Well, not that I didn't see this
    coming eventually.
[17:54] ---
    Oh well...
[17:55] ---
    get some rest tonight.
[18:10] ---
    Good work.
    See you tomorrow.
    READ 4
[18:10] ---
    We'll take care
    of everything here,
    so please
    just get some rest
[18:10] ---
    President!?
    Are you
    all right now!?
[18:12] ---
    Please don't die!
    TEARS TEARS TEARS
[18:16] ---
    It was just sleep deprivation,
    so no worries!
    I'm home now!
[18:30] ---
    Are you okay?
    Try not to overdo it
[18:30] ---
    HERTHAKA
[18:37] ---
    Are you okay?
    Try not to overdo it
    READ
[18:37] ---
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[18:38] ---
    How can I ensure
    that President won't overdo it?
[18:43] ---
    President is quite stubborn,
[18:45] ---
    so even if I ask him to stop,
    he'll go on pushing himself.
[18:48] ---
    Not only that...
[18:49] ---
    but I can never be articulate when I see him.
[18:53] ---
    Please, will you drop the maiden act? Huh?
[18:56] ---
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[18:57] ---
    How's Shinomiya doing?
    I know I've made her worry.
[19:05] ---
    Shinomiya!
[19:08] ---
    How are you doing?
[19:09] ---
    Sorry to make you worry.
[19:13] ---
    What kind of game is this?
[19:14] ---
    This is practice.
[19:16] ---
    If you can't be articulate
    when you see President,
[19:20] ---
    then you should practice with me
    playing him.
[19:23] ---
    Say whatever you want,
    and don't hold back.
[19:25] ---
    We can simulate with accuracy
    using the power of IT.
[19:29] ---
    How ridiculous.
[19:32] ---
    All right, then, President, do you like me?
[19:37] ---
    Do you like
    Lady Kaguya?
[19:39] ---
    Well...
[19:40] ---
    I view you as a member
    of the opposite sex for sure.
[19:44] ---
    What a farce this is.
[19:47] ---
    Oh, never mind. Let's keep going.
[19:50] ---
    The way you won't come right out
    and say you like me is so Shirogane.
[19:53] ---
    But I think it'd be a more faithful rendition
    if you sounded pushier.
[19:57] ---
    Also, perhaps you should put on
    some men's clothing.
[19:59] ---
    Did we have any school uniforms
    in the house?
[20:01] ---
    You just said it was a farce,
    and now all these demands?
[20:05] ---
    Lately...
[20:07] ---
    she's been giving me
    the cold shoulder
[20:09] ---
    Hey, Shinomiya...
[20:11] ---
    Why the cold shoulder lately?
[20:13] ---
    Because I can't be honest
    with you, that's all.
[20:17] ---
    The truth is,
    I want to be kinder to you. But...
[20:20] ---
    The truth is, she wants to be kinder to you,
    but her pride keeps getting in the way......
    I think that's what it is.
    Just my two cents.
[20:20] ---
    Her pride keeps getting in the way.
    I think that's what it is.
[20:25] ---
    Hey...
[20:27] ---
    This sounds like Shinomiya talking,
    it's so convincing, for some reason.
[20:31] ---
    Gotta give props to that maid of hers.
[20:34] ---
    So, when did you first start liking me?
[20:38] ---
    Um...
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    Ever since the spring of our first year.
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    Oh, please.
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    We hadn't even met yet then.
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    How much do you like me, President?
[20:50] ---
    Probably way more than you think, Shinomiya!
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    FLOUNDER
    KICK
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    It pleases me that it pleases you this much.
[20:57] ---
    When did you start liking me?
    How much do you like me?
[20:58] ---
    Come on, Herthaka!
    What kind of questions are these?
[21:03] ---
    I've done all the listening until now.
[21:05] ---
    Now you're going to answer my questions.
[21:08] ---
    What I want to ask you, Shinomiya...
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    The you that I always see...
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    or who you are now...
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    Which is the real Shinomiya?
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    They're all real.
[21:22] ---
    Who doesn't hide their weak spots?
[21:27] ---
    I've only been doing
    what everyone else does.
[21:31] ---
    The day we kissed...
[21:34] ---
    I was so happy, and I thought my heart
    would be bursting with joy for a while,
[21:40] ---
    but then I felt a sorrow
    like a knife to my heart.
[21:43] ---
    I wondered why, and it hit me right away.
[21:49] ---
    You won't show me all there is to you.
[21:54] ---
    And then...
[21:56] ---
    I realized that I was the same way.
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    Right now,
[22:05] ---
    I think I'd like to be the one to confess.
[22:07] ---
    Seriously?
[22:09] ---
    Yes.
[22:10] ---
    It'd be too sad if we were to hide half of ourselves
    and become boyfriend and girlfriend,
[22:14] ---
    both knowing only one half of each other.
[22:18] ---
    I...
[22:20] ---
    want to show you all of me,
    and having done that, I...
[22:28] ---
    I want to tell you...
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    that I love all of you.
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    A relationship in which
    you don't hide your soul
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    That's the kind of romance
[22:42] ---
    Lady Kaguya is seeking
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    Don't hide, huh?
[22:50] ---
    Shinomiya, that's what you say
    when you have it all.
[22:54] ---
    I'm way weaker than Shinomiya thinks.
[22:56] ---
    Brother...
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    You haven't eaten
    any of your rice porridge.
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    For obsequious, cowardly...
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    I'm not hungry. I'll have it later.
[23:03] ---
    Later?
[23:03] ---
    and inept me...
[23:06] ---
    ...to contend with someone so accomplished,
    there's only one way.
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    HARD WORK
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    NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
[23:20] ---
    All I can do is devote
    more time than others.
[23:24] ---
    I'd never show the real me
    as long as I lived.
[23:28] ---
    BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
    WORTHY OF STANDING
    BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
[23:30] ---
    It doesn't matter anymore
    what Shinomiya thinks.
[23:33] ---
    DECEMBER 23
[23:34] ---
    I'm going to redeem myself at Christmas.
[23:37] ---
    I'll do better...
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    than I did at the culture festival.
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    Better!
[23:45] ---
    Better!
[23:49] ---
    And so...
[23:50] ---
    CURRENT TIME
[23:52] ---
    DECEMBER 23
[23:53] ---
    the night of Christmas Eve will come.
[23:57] ---
    DECEMBER 24