E8 - Miko Iino Wants to Control Herself

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[01:30] ---
    The new student council convenes!
[01:32] ---
    "PRESIDENT"
[01:33] ---
    "VICE PRESIDENT"
[01:33] ---
    Former student council members
    are reprising their previous positions.
[01:34] ---
    "TREASURER" "ONLY HANDS"
[01:35] ---
    "SECRETARY"
[01:36] ---
    With the addition of Miko lino
    as the financial auditor,
[01:39] ---
    this newly-formed student council...
[01:40] ---
    "FINANCIAL AUDITOR"
[01:43] ---
    ...is a toxic environment.
[01:46] ---
    One blatantly breaks school regulations.
[01:48] ---
    Others commit unspeakable acts
    in the student council room!
[01:52] ---
    This is intolerable!
[01:53] ---
    Do you realize you're representatives
    of this academy?
[01:58] ---
    Please learn from Fujiwara's example!
[02:02] ---
    Fujiwara broke school rules, too.
[02:05] ---
    "Go Sweet"!
[02:07] ---
    Fujiwara is an artist, so it's different.
    It could help develop her artistic skill.
[02:09] ---
    "MIKO IINO WANTS
    TO CONTROL HERSELF"
[02:12] ---
    So, you make allowances for her?
[02:14] ---
    Besides...
[02:15] ---
    President is the one
    who brought the manga in!
[02:17] ---
    Instead of setting a good example
    for everyone, you're undisciplined!
[02:20] ---
    Do better!
[02:23] ---
    Iino, a moment?
[02:26] ---
    Being a first-year newcomer here,
    you may not understand,
[02:29] ---
    but President's conduct
    always sets a good example for us.
[02:33] ---
    I don't accept your assessment.
[02:35] ---
    "RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[02:35] ---
    Does a "good example" engage in that kind
    of behavior in the student council room?
[02:39] ---
    I'd call that nothing less
    than an extreme lack of common sense.
[02:42] ---
    That was a misunderstanding.
[02:44] ---
    No matter how much
    you two like each other,
[02:46] ---
    choose a more appropriate
    time and place to display it!
[02:48] ---
    We like each other?
[02:50] ---
    I-Is that what it looks like?
[02:53] ---
    Yes, it does!
    You're taking your love too far!
[02:56] ---
    Taking our love too far...
[02:57] ---
    She really is a good girl!
[02:59] ---
    In any case, the next time someone
    misbehaves, I'll use my authority
[03:02] ---
    as a member of the Disciplinary Committee
    to crack down on you, no questions asked!
[03:06] ---
    Iino, do you realize
    you only make enemies that way?
[03:10] ---
    I don't care if you're a stickler for the rules.
[03:13] ---
    But what you don't get is the people
    you're cracking down on have feelings, too.
[03:17] ---
    Not bothering to consider
    their feelings or even listen to--
[03:19] ---
    Shut up. I don't want to hear it
    from you, Ishigami.
[03:23] ---
    But if people who are scolded feel like they're
    not being heard, they won't listen, either.
[03:28] ---
    If you don't consider their feelings...
[03:31] ---
    Yes. You're right.
[03:34] ---
    I was saying the same thing.
[03:37] ---
    Sometimes strict.
[03:39] ---
    Sometimes soft.
[03:41] ---
    It's important to have a balance
    when you're reprimanding people.
[03:44] ---
    I see.
[03:45] ---
    Okay, Miko!
[03:46] ---
    To practice being nice, you can't get angry
    for the next hour no matter what!
[03:51] ---
    I can't get angry?
[03:53] ---
    That's right! Do your best to grin
    and bear it! We'll practice together!
[03:53] ---
    She's already started playing
    with her junior classmate.
[03:56] ---
    That's the face of someone
    who's just been given a new toy.
[03:57] ---
    "GRIN"
[03:59] ---
    If you insist, Fujiwara... All right.
[04:03] ---
    Okay, Ishigami!
[04:05] ---
    She won't get mad at anyone,
    so you're free to do as you please!
[04:08] ---
    As I please?
[04:10] ---
    I don't know what you mean.
[04:16] ---
    Free to do as I please
    is no different than usual.
[04:19] ---
    Feet on the table...
[04:21] ---
    Miko, you can't get mad!
    Stay on an even keel!
[04:25] ---
    It looks like he's taking something out.
[04:27] ---
    "POTATO CHIPS"
[04:28] ---
    C-Cola and potato chips!
[04:33] ---
    Ishigami's feast has begun! He's doing
    as he pleases right from the get-go!
[04:41] ---
    Now he's playing a videogame!
[04:46] ---
    U-Unbelievable!
[04:48] ---
    He hooked it up to the TV!
[04:50] ---
    You can't get mad!
[04:52] ---
    This is a trial.
[04:53] ---
    It's only making me madder!
[04:56] ---
    In that case...
[04:58] ---
    ...maybe you should try
    breaking a school rule, Miko!
[05:03] ---
    We're allowed to use phones to make
    an important call or look something up,
[05:07] ---
    but we can't use apps or social media
    other than for studying, right?
[05:11] ---
    Yes.
[05:13] ---
    Hold on a second.
[05:16] ---
    Ta-da!
[05:17] ---
    Let's take pictures with all kinds of apps,
    decorate them and then post on Instagram!
[05:21] ---
    I-I've never done that before.
[05:26] ---
    Miko, unless you sample
    breaking the rules yourself,
[05:28] ---
    you'll never understand
    the feelings of rule-breakers!
[05:30] ---
    That's a must.
[05:33] ---
    If you insist, Fujiwara.
[05:35] ---
    Which one is President?
[05:36] ---
    The guy in the pointy green hat.
[05:41] ---
    That's so cute, Miko! Look this way!
[05:45] ---
    Tilt your head up and look over here!
[05:47] ---
    Super cute!
[05:49] ---
    You have no idea
    how cute you are, Miko!
[05:53] ---
    Throwing the shell in the air is no fair.
[05:55] ---
    It's a technique.
[05:57] ---
    Now, let's have a shot of all the girls!
[05:59] ---
    You, too, Kaguya!
[06:01] ---
    No, I'll pass.
[06:03] ---
    Don't be a stick-in-the-mud!
[06:07] ---
    Okay!
[06:08] ---
    Say cheese!
[06:13] ---
    Something's missing.
[06:15] ---
    I know! Let's make weird faces!
    The weirdest!
[06:19] ---
    A weird face?
[06:19] ---
    A weird face?
[06:21] ---
    I can't! Not with President watching!
[06:24] ---
    A banana!
[06:25] ---
    He isn't paying attention at all!
[06:28] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[06:34] ---
    "PUFF" "GLARE"
[06:35] ---
    That sucks. Are you two like models
    who are afraid to be anything but cute?
[06:38] ---
    A weird face is like...
[06:40] ---
    This! Now this is a weird face!
[06:42] ---
    "BLEAH"
[06:42] ---
    Nyaaah!
[06:42] ---
    Forget it!
[06:44] ---
    "SQUEEZE SQUEEZE"
[06:44] ---
    L-Like this?
[06:47] ---
    That's cute!
[06:48] ---
    It's cute?
[06:49] ---
    Certainly, if I look closely and squint,
    I can't say she's not cute.
[06:56] ---
    I'm aware that I'm unfamiliar
    with youth culture, but...
[06:59] ---
    Really? This kind of thing
    passes for cute these days?
[07:04] ---
    L-Like this?
[07:06] ---
    Cute!
[07:07] ---
    Is it really cute?
[07:08] ---
    Super cute!
[07:10] ---
    Really?
[07:11] ---
    It's like vying for second
    place of the cutest I've ever seen you!
[07:14] ---
    It looks that cute.
[07:16] ---
    Perfect! You both look so ugly
    that it's actually cute!
[07:17] ---
    If Miss Fujiwara is that insistent,
    I suppose I can believe her.
[07:20] ---
    I'm making this my wallpaper.
[07:24] ---
    President...
[07:32] ---
    Gross.
[07:35] ---
    Hey! Did you just call her gross?
[07:37] ---
    Wasn't that the reaction
    she was going for?
[07:39] ---
    Nobody wants that reaction!
[07:41] ---
    No, it's okay.
[07:43] ---
    To be honest,
    I was thinking the same thing.
[07:47] ---
    Now it's your turn!
[07:50] ---
    Give me your weirdest faces.
[07:53] ---
    Why would we have to do it?
[08:04] ---
    Um, Fujiwara...
[08:07] ---
    The photos you took...
[08:09] ---
    Of course, I'll send them to you, too, Miko!
[08:15] ---
    "SMIRK"
[08:15] ---
    Even though it's breaking school rules...
[08:16] ---
    "GROAN GROAN"
[08:18] ---
    Today's battle result...
[08:19] ---
    "(MIKO'S AUTHORITATIVE VOICE POWER
    HAS DROPPED 5 POINTS)"
[08:20] ---
    Fujiwara wins.
[08:22] ---
    Cute!
[08:23] ---
    Why?
[08:26] ---
    Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[08:33] ---
    They finally realized that.
[08:36] ---
    "3 HOURS EARLIER"
[08:38] ---
    That day, the two of them
    went to the sports equipment warehouse...
[08:39] ---
    "KAGUYA DOESN'T SCARE EASILY"
[08:42] ---
    ...to inspect the equipment
    for the sports festival.
[08:46] ---
    This tug-of-war rope is pretty frayed.
[08:50] ---
    Apparently, they've been using
    the same one for 20 years.
[08:52] ---
    Well, it'll make it through 21 years.
[08:55] ---
    Never mind the equipment.
    They should do something about this warehouse.
[08:59] ---
    No windows, the door sticks...
[09:02] ---
    Imagine getting trapped in here.
[09:06] ---
    Probably, no one would hear us
    if we called for help.
[09:16] ---
    "NO ENTRY TO UNAUTHORIZED STUDENTS"
[09:16] ---
    Did they get locked in
    because the building is so decrepit?
[09:19] ---
    Or did someone accidentally lock the door?
[09:22] ---
    Either way,
[09:23] ---
    a circumstance like this, in which a couple
    gets trapped in a sealed room together,
[09:26] ---
    calls for a title...
[09:27] ---
    "The Incident in the Sports
    Equipment Warehouse"!
[09:36] ---
    It won't open.
[09:37] ---
    It seems we're trapped in here.
[09:40] ---
    Hey! Is anybody out there?
[09:43] ---
    "RIFLE AMMUNITION BOX"
[09:44] ---
    The word is that this was used
    during the war
[09:46] ---
    as an ammunition depot
    and then, a solitary confinement cell.
[09:49] ---
    So I'm sure it's sealed up tight.
[09:51] ---
    I doubt anyone can hear us.
[09:54] ---
    Seriously?
[09:56] ---
    Shinomiya, do you have
    your phone with you?
[09:58] ---
    Unfortunately, I left it
    in the student council room.
[10:01] ---
    Same.
[10:02] ---
    A warehouse that's almost never used...
[10:04] ---
    And no way to call for help...
[10:07] ---
    Wh-What should we do, President?
[10:10] ---
    We're doomed!
[10:11] ---
    There's no food or water in here!
[10:14] ---
    Dammit!
[10:15] ---
    President!
[10:18] ---
    Boo-hoo!
[10:20] ---
    As if!
[10:21] ---
    I'm sure she engineered the whole thing.
[10:24] ---
    I mean, there's no way
    this could happen in real life.
[10:27] ---
    And I can tell those are crocodile tears.
[10:29] ---
    I bet she's going
    for the suspension bridge effect.
[10:29] ---
    "When the anxiety of a crisis gets mixed up
    with the excitement of being in love"
[10:34] ---
    But I'll pretend that I fell for it
    and act all nervous.
[10:38] ---
    Oh, what a disaster!
[10:40] ---
    Boo-hoo-hoo!
[10:43] ---
    How cute, President.
[10:46] ---
    Pulling an obvious ploy like this.
[10:49] ---
    There's no way the door would just lock
    right after we talked about it.
[10:50] ---
    Oh no! What do I do?
[10:53] ---
    Your methods are too simple.
[10:54] ---
    But it's unusual for you
    to be so assertive, President.
[10:58] ---
    I see. I see.
[11:00] ---
    You mean to use the suspension bridge effect
    to move our relationship along.
[11:00] ---
    "When the anxiety of a crisis gets mixed up
    with the excitement of being in love"
[11:06] ---
    A pretty shallow way
    to do it, though, President.
[11:08] ---
    But I'll do you a favor
    and play along with your scheme this time.
[11:13] ---
    President, I'm scared!
[11:15] ---
    Dammit! What's going to become of us?
[11:20] ---
    Why won't it open?
[11:24] ---
    Is anyone out there?
[11:26] ---
    They're both behaving
    as if they're in serious trouble.
[11:29] ---
    However, they actually are in serious trouble!
[11:32] ---
    Both of them assume their predicament
    is a trap set by the other,
[11:32] ---
    Somebody!
[11:34] ---
    so neither is aware
    of the seriousness of the situation.
[11:34] ---
    Anybody!
[11:37] ---
    In fact, they're both excited
    about the opportunities provided by the trap!
[11:38] ---
    Anybody! Hey!
[11:50] ---
    President, we're not going to be saved.
[11:58] ---
    It'll be all right. I'm here.
[12:00] ---
    President...
[12:04] ---
    Taking advantage of the situation
    by grabbing my sleeve so adorably...
[12:05] ---
    "HEH HEH"
[12:08] ---
    What an actress!
[12:09] ---
    "GRIN GRIN"
[12:09] ---
    You touched me! You touched me!
[12:11] ---
    Right at the critical moment, you touched
    a young lady's soft fair skin, President!
[12:16] ---
    The sun has begun to set.
[12:19] ---
    Still, he's really dragging this out.
[12:22] ---
    He must be prepared for the long haul.
[12:24] ---
    But then, President...
[12:26] ---
    I suspect that ultimately, Shinomiya...
[12:30] ---
    ...means to do this!
[12:30] ---
    "SMOOCH"
[12:32] ---
    "RUSTLE"
[12:32] ---
    ...is aiming for that!
[12:34] ---
    It's a cowardly plan that means
    to pressure a girl
[12:37] ---
    when she's in a psychologically
    weakened state!
[12:39] ---
    I definitely won't fall for it!
[12:42] ---
    But...
[12:43] ---
    Well...
[12:44] ---
    Just for reference, I'll stick around
    to see what kind of move he'll put on me.
[12:44] ---
    "HMPH"
[12:48] ---
    The truth is, neither of them
    tried to trick the other. However...
[12:51] ---
    "THUMP THUMP"
[12:51] ---
    ...they're both convinced
[12:53] ---
    that the other is passionately putting
    the moves on like never before,
[12:56] ---
    and they can't hide their excitement!
[12:59] ---
    That excitement leads to purposeful action!
[12:59] ---
    "WARM ME UP"
[13:01] ---
    Is it nighttime by now?
[13:04] ---
    It's starting to get chilly.
[13:07] ---
    She's more brazen than I would've imagined!
[13:11] ---
    Shinomiya...
[13:13] ---
    "WHUMP"
[13:14] ---
    "THUMP"
[13:14] ---
    S-Suddenly?
[13:16] ---
    I thought there would be more of a lead-in!
[13:19] ---
    So, this is what you want, too, huh?
[13:21] ---
    That's what President wants!
[13:24] ---
    Is that what she expects?
[13:26] ---
    I don't intend to...
[13:27] ---
    I don't mean to...
[13:32] ---
    Look out!
[13:40] ---
    I'm scared.
[13:41] ---
    Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[13:45] ---
    Kaguya finally realized that.
[13:48] ---
    I'm scared, but...
[13:51] ---
    What would happen if I closed my eyes right now?
[14:13] ---
    Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[14:18] ---
    Shirogane finally realized that.
[14:29] ---
    How long does it take to check equipment--
[14:37] ---
    Iino!
[14:39] ---
    Thank you!
[14:41] ---
    I was so scared!
[14:45] ---
    S-Scumbag!
[14:47] ---
    Dammit! I can't say
    it was a misunderstanding this time!
[14:51] ---
    Today's battle result...
[14:52] ---
    They both lose by a narrow margin.
[14:56] ---
    This got stuck in the door.
[14:57] ---
    The whole thing bites!
[14:59] ---
    I wanna die!
[15:11] ---
    Take a look at this!
[15:13] ---
    What is it?
[15:15] ---
    Shinomiya...
[15:17] ---
    You've got lint in your hair.
[15:20] ---
    Where?
[15:24] ---
    Right here.
[15:31] ---
    Oh, so I did.
[15:33] ---
    How silly am I for not noticing?
[15:36] ---
    Recently...
[15:38] ---
    I've kind of been...
[15:40] ---
    feeling...
[15:44] ---
    Shinomiya?
[15:45] ---
    Shinomiya!
[15:46] ---
    My chest...
[15:48] ---
    Ishigami, call for an ambulance!
[15:50] ---
    I already am!
[15:51] ---
    Iino, get the school nurse!
[15:52] ---
    O-Okay!
[15:59] ---
    Kaguya didn't have
    a very strong constitution to begin with.
[16:05] ---
    She gets sick every time the seasons change,
    and she has to take time off.
[16:09] ---
    I believe her mother passed away
    from heart disease.
[16:13] ---
    Shinomiya...
[16:21] ---
    "DR. SHOZO TANUMA"
SIGN    "CHAPTER 79 KAGUYA WANTS TO BE EXAMINED"
[16:24] ---
    Dr. Tanuma is making the rounds.
[16:31] ---
    Shozo Tanuma.
[16:33] ---
    Considered to be
    one of the world's top ten doctors,
[16:36] ---
    he's a master cardiologist
    and the world's leading expert
[16:39] ---
    on pediatric cardiac bypass surgery.
[16:41] ---
    The man who even performed
    heart surgery on the prime minister
[16:45] ---
    is also the Shinomiyas' family doctor.
[16:48] ---
    Professor...
[16:52] ---
    What? The Shinomiya girl?
[16:55] ---
    I'll go see her.
[16:57] ---
    But you have
    the prefectural governor's party.
[17:00] ---
    I don't care.
[17:02] ---
    Shozo Tanuma recalls a scene from the past.
[17:09] ---
    A girl who didn't look forward to anything.
    Her eyes were as cold as ice.
[17:16] ---
    And...
[17:18] ---
    What goes around comes around.
[17:24] ---
    Is it arrhythmia?
[17:27] ---
    Suddenly, my heart started beating fast,
[17:30] ---
    and then, I had chest pain so bad
    that I thought I was going to die.
[17:35] ---
    Is it some disease?
[17:40] ---
    Going by what you've told me,
    I have a pretty good idea what it is.
[17:45] ---
    Miss Shinomiya, please don't panic.
    Just listen to what I have to say.
[17:49] ---
    All right.
[17:51] ---
    I believe you're suffering from lovesickness.
[17:58] ---
    Is that the name of some heart disease?
[18:03] ---
    No, it refers to the emotion you feel
    when you're in love.
[18:07] ---
    I guess even doctors make jokes.
[18:10] ---
    I'm not joking.
[18:12] ---
    Then, what?
[18:13] ---
    Are you saying I collapsed and was taken here
    by ambulance because I'm in love?
[18:17] ---
    Yes. I was a bit disturbed, too,
    as this is a first for me.
[18:20] ---
    Please don't be ridiculous!
[18:22] ---
    Someone may well be in love with me,
[18:24] ---
    but you can rest assured that I'd never do
    anything as idiotic as fall in love!
[18:27] ---
    She's a bit of a contrarian.
[18:28] ---
    Just how did you arrive at that diagnosis?
[18:29] ---
    The kids call it "tsundere" these days.
[18:32] ---
    Are you saying that is also a disease?
[18:35] ---
    Let's review your symptoms.
[18:37] ---
    When you think about a specific person
    during school activities,
[18:40] ---
    your heart starts beating fast.
[18:42] ---
    Yes, that's right!
[18:43] ---
    And today, when he removed a piece of lint
    from your hair, his hand brushed your cheek,
[18:44] ---
    "47 CUTS BEFORE"
[18:49] ---
    and just then you felt a pulsating pain
    in your chest and became short of breath.
[18:54] ---
    Yes, I know what I said!
[18:58] ---
    That...
[19:00] ---
    ...is love.
[19:01] ---
    And I said you're wrong! Jeez!
[19:02] ---
    "JEEZ"
[19:03] ---
    It has to be a heart disease!
[19:05] ---
    This has never happened to me before!
[19:07] ---
    Then, it's your first love.
[19:09] ---
    Lady Kaguya...
[19:10] ---
    "GROAN GROAN"
[19:10] ---
    I'll be waiting outside,
    so please call me when you're done.
[19:14] ---
    Hayasaka?
[19:14] ---
    "AAAH"
[19:15] ---
    I use this hospital, too, but I'll never
    be able to show my face here again.
[19:19] ---
    This is the worst.
[19:20] ---
    Wh-What's wrong with you?
[19:22] ---
    Anyway, please give me a proper examination!
[19:29] ---
    This is our newest medical testing device.
[19:33] ---
    As it's state-of-the-art medical technology,
    the fee is rather steep,
[19:37] ---
    but do you wish to proceed?
[19:38] ---
    Compared to my life,
    I'm sure the cost will be cheap!
[19:41] ---
    The measurements are done.
[19:43] ---
    And?
[19:44] ---
    She has a beautiful, healthy heart.
[19:46] ---
    That can't be!
[19:48] ---
    There must be one or two holes in it!
[19:48] ---
    "FISSS"
[19:50] ---
    If there were, you'd probably be dead by now.
[19:52] ---
    Then, what?
[19:54] ---
    Being in love is enough to make you topple over
    when someone touches your cheek?
[19:57] ---
    I admit it made me feel somewhat pleased,
    but to then hit the floor,
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    I would have to love President to death!
[20:04] ---
    Incidentally, do you have a photo of him?
[20:07] ---
    I do, as a matter of fact. Hayasaka...
[20:10] ---
    Quit doing that and bring my phone over!
[20:17] ---
    You don't have a normal photo of him?
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    But...
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    ...he seems to be an interesting boy.
    A good match for you.
[20:25] ---
    A good match...
[20:27] ---
    Do you not wish to date this fellow?
[20:30] ---
    Honestly, it's not like that!
[20:33] ---
    I just think President
    is an ideal human being, that's all.
[20:38] ---
    When you say
    he's a "good match,"
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    that does nothing for me.
[20:42] ---
    Her pulse is over 200.
[20:44] ---
    It's beating like a jackhammer.
[20:45] ---
    Stop it! Stop using the latest technology
    to expose my mistress's emotions!
[20:51] ---
    Have you noticed any changes
    in her state of mind recently?
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    The other day, she nearly kissed him.
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    Since then, it's been at the front of her mind!
[21:03] ---
    So, that's what it is.
[21:04] ---
    Hey, Hayasaka!
    That has nothing to do with this!
[21:07] ---
    It has everything to do with it!
[21:08] ---
    That was genuine terror!
[21:10] ---
    When he was on top of me,
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    my mind went blank,
[21:14] ---
    and I didn't know
    what to do, is all!
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    I'm not self-conscious around him,
    I'm afraid of him!
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    I know how you feel.
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    Back in the day, I fell in love, too.
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    Well, of course,
    I haven't outgrown that, but...
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    I don't want to hear about that!
[21:38] ---
    That doctor is a quack!
[21:40] ---
    How could you say that
    about one of the world's top doctors?
[21:42] ---
    I'm going to get a second opinion!
    At another hospital!
[21:48] ---
    Please, don't humiliate me anymore.
[21:53] ---
    Today's battle result...
[21:55] ---
    Hayasaka loses.
[21:59] ---
    Kaguya!
[22:01] ---
    Thank goodness you're okay!
[22:02] ---
    Shinomiya, are you all right?
[22:04] ---
    Yes, I'm fine.
[22:05] ---
    You have a bad heart?
[22:07] ---
    No, I'm told it's beautiful and healthy.
[22:11] ---
    Then, there's another problem?
[22:13] ---
    Have you made a complete recovery?
[22:14] ---
    She has not.
[22:15] ---
    What caused it?
[22:15] ---
    This.
[22:17] ---
    Jeez!
[22:20] ---
    It's all your fault!
[22:22] ---
    But Kaguya couldn't tell him that.
[22:26] ---
    "Nayotake, your daughter is doing fine"