E4 - Kaguya Shinomiya's Impossible Demand: 'A Cowrie a Swallow Gave Birth To' Part 1
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STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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All right, we'll be going now!
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Where do you want to go next?
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Oh, wait, let me think.
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Laser Death Beam!
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So, what is this Laser Death Beam?
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A beam that breaks up couples who get hit with it.
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So it doesn't involve death. That's a relief.
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You mustn't envy other people's happiness.
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SULK SULK
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High school students should be
focusing on their studies!
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We can't afford to be consumed by romance!
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Said while playing a videogame.
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All right, then, tell me.
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You're not looking
for a girlfriend, Ishigami?
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Of course not.
Who needs one anyway?
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Oh. So you're a prude.
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Hello!
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I came to bring you our exhibit application
for the culture festival!
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Ts-Ts-Ts...
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Tsubame?
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Oh, hi there, Yu!
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Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?
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I told you. I came
to turn in our application.
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We want to put on a show that blends
rhythm gymnastics and theater.
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Everyone's working so hard, so it'd be great
to get a prime time slot! Just kidding!
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So I'd better butter you up!
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Okay, see you later, Yu and Kaguya!
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Aha. So that's the story.
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What story would that be?
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You're in love with her, aren't you?
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You couldn't be more mistaken.
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I was just taken aback
because she showed up all of a sudden.
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Is that right? I apologize
for being so off the mark.
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After all...
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being that I heard there's no shortage
of boys smitten with her...
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I just assumed you were one of them.
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Yeah?
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The thought that you'd fallen in love
so recklessly with such an unattainable girl
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made my blood run cold.
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But a girl that popular must be seeing someone
with good looks and a good personality.
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Laser Death Beam! Laser Death Beam!
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Laser Death Beam! Laser Death Beam!
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What are you doing?
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Stop that! You can shoot yourself with that
Laser Death Beam all day, and you still can't die!
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Dammit! Please let me die!
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See? I was right all along.
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You wouldn't have reacted that way
if you weren't in love with her.
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What is it about Tsubame that you like?
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Well, when I was on the Cheerleading Squad,
she looked out for me.
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At first, I thought she was going out of her way
just to lighten things up on the squad.
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FŪRINKAZAN
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But that's just who she is, I guess.
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Once I realized that she was
just kindhearted by nature...
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You know...
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Oh my.
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So you are a sweet boy, Ishigami.
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But... she's way beyond my reach.
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A guy like me with no redeeming traits
could never be taken seriously.
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It's fine. Since I know
it's hopeless anyway.
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Ishigami's lack of spirit.
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Caused by the fact that he has had
so little success in his life.
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His life was a series of failures.
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"I'm only going to fail again."
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A thought that was constantly hanging
in a corner of his mind.
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Ishigami...
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I don't care how you go about it.
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Make Tsubame Koyasu yours.
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Oh no! There's no way
I can accomplish that!
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Right now, Ishigami, you're a coward so scared
of getting hurt that you refuse to even try.
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I can relate to that.
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But you must confess your feelings.
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Or else you're in for an endless slog.
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Kaguya has just uttered
her most sincere words of the year.
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Be brave.
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Brave...
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Well, I actually do have an idea
for the most surefire way to confess.
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The most surefire way to confess?
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Perhaps I'll have you enlighten me!
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First off, I know that to succeed,
I can't just confess the usual way.
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However...
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what if I go with an Ultra Romantic confession?
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U-U-U-Ultra Romantic?
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Ultra Romantic!
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I would leave a flower
on Tsubame's desk every day.
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Agapanthus on Monday.
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Strawberry on Tuesday.
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Peony on Wednesday.
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Easter Lily on Thursday.
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Lupine on Friday.
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AGAPANTHUS
STRAWBERRY
PEONY
EASTER LILY
LUPINE
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And when you put
all those initials together...
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- "I love you"?
- Is what it spells out!
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What do you think of that?
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It's creepy.
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A stranger leaving a single flower
on your desk every single day!
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That would be beyond creepy.
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Also, why did you add the riddle element?
What if she fails to catch on?
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You really do come up
with the creepiest ideas, Ishigami.
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No, that's because the normal way
wouldn't work for me!
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That was me going
for the "safe by a nose" play!
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You're so out.
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Th-Then, what if I dialed it down a little?
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I heard about this once.
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If you show a female
an album of yourself...
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for some reason,
she'll open up to you.
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I agree. That's quite plausible.
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So, maybe I'll give Tsubame
an album of myself!
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And now you've entered
the realm of horror.
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Oh...
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I'll leave her a message
on the last page, and...
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I WANT TO FILL
MY NEXT ALBUM
WITH PHOTOS
OF THE TWO OF US...
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Creepy.
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How's that?
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Didn't you hear me say it was creepy?
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That was me going for the "safe by a nose" play—
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More like a beanball to the head!
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At any rate, I understand now.
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Your flaw, Ishigami,
is your innate creepiness.
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When an odd person does something odd,
it defies common sense.
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Can you be more brutal?
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Listen. You must simply strive to become
the kind of good man that would turn all heads.
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That's too vague.
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Kindly define what you mean by "good man."
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There's no doubt that you're not
the kind of man who'd say that.
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There are numerous examples...
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But first of all,
someone who gets excellent grades.
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Grades, huh?
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Not only that,
but someone with a kind heart.
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Someone like President, you mean?
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Well, I suppose you could say that!
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Not that I brought that up
with President in mind, of course!
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All I'm talking about
is conventional wisdom, all right?
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You don't have to tell me that.
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Women are drawn to power.
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Arm strength.
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Financial clout.
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The power of communication.
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NUMBER 1 STUDENT
IN HIS GRADE
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Needless to say,
that includes intellectual clout.
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The moment you're sure
he'd protect you and your young for life,
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that's when you wish to be together.
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N-Not that it's what I'm sensing
myself, all right?
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All I'm talking about
is conventional wisdom, all right?
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You don't have to tell me that.
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At any rate, you need to start
with intellectual clout!
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NUMBER 1:
MIKO IINO
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SECOND SEMESTER FINAL EXAMS
LIST OF THE TOP 50 ACHIEVERS
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For the upcoming finals,
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make sure you're ranked in the Top 50.
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Top 50?
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NUMBER 50
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Do that, and everyone will soon
see you in a different light.
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Of course, that means
Tsubame Koyasu, as well.
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And...
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you yourself, too.
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So, Ishigami's boot camp began.
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SCHEDULE FOR DAY 1
SHORT HOMEROOM
1st PERIOD: MATH II
2nd PERIOD: CLASSICS B
3rd PERIOD: WORLD HISTORY B
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To be continued next time
in the second semester of lies and truth episode!
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KAGUYA SHINOMIYA'S
IMPOSSIBLE DEMAND:
"A COWRIE A SWALLOW
GAVE BIRTH TO" PART 1
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SECOND SEMESTER FINAL EXAMS
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Second semester final exams!
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Starting today, the student council
will also go on hiatus for exams.
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Not that I have a problem with studying
here in the student council room.
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YU ISHIGAMI WANTS
TO PROVE HIMSELF WORTHY
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We do have more people now after all.
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President, you're always so considerate
of us, aren't you now?
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Well, I guess I am.
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That is a lie.
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TREMBLE
TREMBLE
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This guy is thinking of no one but himself!
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NUMBER 1
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Die! Die!
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In his quest to claim
the Number 1 spot yet again,
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Shirogane has not a shred of concern
for anyone else!
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In fact, he's itching
to mow down the competition!
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However, lately, whenever Shirogane tries
to study in the student council room,
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his gaze tends to turn toward Kaguya.
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Exactly what's happening right this minute.
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Every move that Shinomiya makes is gorgeous.
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In order to focus, he has no other choice
but to study at home!
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Well, what President says
is certainly true.
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Is something wrong, President?
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Huh? Nothing!
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W-Well, we are second-years now after all.
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That's right.
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For us, these are crucial exams that'll indicate
the paths we should take after high school.
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And it will be easier to focus
if we study quietly at home.
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That is a lie. This girl...
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RUMBLE
RUMBLE
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cannot focus for a second at home!
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The smartphone she recently acquired...
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is always nearby
even when she's studying.
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Meaning that, of course...
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it distracts her.
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Whenever a message arrives, her brain
switches from study mode to reply mode!
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I got a text!
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Now how should I respond?
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I don't really think
we need to go on hiatus for exams.
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But if that's what you all want,
I'll have to comply.
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That is a lie!
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This girl is thinking...
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Score!
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...from the bottom of her heart.
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NUMBER 1
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Like Shirogane, she, too, is dealing with
the pressure of being Number 1 in her grade.
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No! No! Stay away!
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For Iino, the title of "Top Student in Her Grade"
is the basis of her self-affirmation!
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Therefore, under no circumstances
can she relinquish that status.
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1 MINUTE
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To gain even one extra minute of studying time
would be a windfall for Iino!
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WINDFALL
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Ecstasy!
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Oh. this time,
I'm going to have to hit the books.
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If my grades drop any further, my dad says
he won't give me any more allowance!
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If that happens, my life will be over!
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LIE
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That is a lie.
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This girl...
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ALLOWANCE
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secretly receives allowance
from her grandfather, as well!
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Now don't tell your mom,
no matter what!
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Of course I won't!
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And so, as various motives
swirl just before the exams...
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Come to think of it,
where's Ishigami today?
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I don't know.
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Studying at home, I suppose.
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Yeah, as if!
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I bet he's playing videogames.
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And then, the day of the exams arrives.
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SCHEDULE FOR DAY 1
SHORT HOMEROOM
1st PERIOD: MATH II
2nd PERIOD: CLASSICS B
3rd PERIOD: WORLD HISTORY B
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SECOND SEMESTER
FINAL EXAMS
FIRST-YEARS
MATH II
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As a member of the student council,
just make sure you don't get an F, okay?
[11:53] ---
No need to worry.
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Since I studied hard for this.
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You're so full of it.
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He's serious.
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This boy is dead serious
about cracking the upper ranks.
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Until now, Ishigami has always taken
his Fs in stride.
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197th OUT OF 199
(FIRST-YEAR)
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ISHIGAMI DURING
THE FIRST SEMESTER
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He surely would've slacked off
as much as possible, exams or no exams.
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SHUT UP YOU DUMBASS!!!
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ISHIGAMI DURING
THE SECOND SEMESTER
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MIDDLE JUMP
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A little break, a little break...
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What was it that made him
start playing to win?
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Having Kaguya Shinomiya
crack the whip so heartlessly?
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COMMIT
TO YOUR
EXAMS!!
MATH II
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CRUNCH
CRUNCH
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My save data!
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Or was it perhaps his romantic feelings
for Tsubame Koyasu?
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No.
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I know you can do it, Ishigami.
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It was her eyes that propelled him!
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SHORT HOMEROOM
1st PERIOD: MATH II
2nd PERIOD: CLASSICS B
3rd PERIOD: WORLD HISTORY B
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Begin!
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There's someone
who actually has high hopes for me.
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In that case...
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I want to...
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live up to those hopes, no matter what!
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NUMBER 1:
MIKO IINO
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SECOND SEMESTER FINAL EXAMS
LIST OF THE TOP 50 STUDENTS
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I don't see your name on that list.
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Most likely, you came in
at Number 150 or so.
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Considering that you've shot up about 20 spots
from your midterm ranking, it's a fine achievement.
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Yes.
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Are you bitter?
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No.
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Because that's as far as my abilities go.
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I expected no less.
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Really?
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Hey, I need to hit the restroom.
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That is a lie.
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This boy is so bitter
that blood may as well spurt from his eyes.
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I gave it my all!
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I tried my best to crack the Top 50!
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And Shinomiya went the extra mile for me!
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So what the hell is wrong with me?
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Were you serious about that?
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Shinomiya!
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This is the men's room!
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It doesn't matter.
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Let me ask you again.
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You really aren't bitter about this result?
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How could I not be bitter?
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Underachiever or not, I thought I could be that
cool guy who scores high if he puts his mind to it!
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But as it turned out, I'm not that guy!
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I can see what I need to work on,
so now I just have to apply myself.
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Next time, I'm going to make it
into the Top 50.
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There, you said it.
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You can't take it back.
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All right, no more kid gloves from now on.
[14:32] ---
Huh?
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That was with kid gloves?
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But Shinomiya...
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if you spend any more time with me and
my studies, won't it affect your own grades?
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It's really not enough
to change anything.
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Impressive. No wonder you came in second
after President this time, too.
[14:52] ---
No wonder you came in second...
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That's because I was busy helping you study!
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Huh?
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If only I hadn't spent all that time on you,
I could've come in first!
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That is a lie.
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So, the exam period fraught
with lies and bitterness ends,
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and all the hard work
for the next round begins.
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Today's battle result...
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Shirogane and Iino win.
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- I did it! Yay!
- All right!
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(FIRST-YEARS)
MIKO IINO
#1 ---> #1
YU ISHIGAMI
#177 ---> #152
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SECOND SEMESTER
ACADEMIC
RANKINGS
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GO KAZAMATSURI
#11 ---> #13
NAGISA KASHIWAGI
#7 ---> #27
CHIKA FUJIWARA
#101 ---> #111
AI HAYASAKA
#114 ---> #114
KASHIWAGI'S BOYFRIEND
#84 ---> #34
[15:17] ---
(SECOND-YEARS)
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
#1 ---> #1
KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
#2 ---> #2
MAKI SHIJO
#3 ---> #3
SABURO TOYOSAKI
#6 ---> #5
[15:24] ---
A dinner party at the Fujiwara residence?
[15:26] ---
CHIKA FUJIWARA
WANTS TO STAY OVER
[15:26] ---
Yes. My dad said I should invite
you, Kei and President,
[15:31] ---
since he's always looking out for me—
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I'll go! I wouldn't mind
if we made it a sleepover!
[15:37] ---
If his sister's there, then as a matter of course,
President would stay over, as well.
[15:41] ---
We can play games together and chat.
[15:43] ---
And when he starts to nod off...
[15:47] ---
Now that exams are over,
it should be okay to relax.
[15:51] ---
Today... How about today?
[15:53] ---
Ah...
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Yes, yes! Why don't we do that?
[15:56] ---
My dad's on a business trip today.
[15:59] ---
That does make things difficult.
[16:04] ---
I guess there's no way out of it!
[16:06] ---
Then, let's have a sleepover
at your house, Kaguya!
[16:09] ---
What?
[16:11] ---
Yay!
[16:12] ---
It's been ages since I was last here!
[16:13] ---
SHIROGANE
AND THE OTHERS
COULDN'T MAKE IT
[16:15] ---
How did we end up like this?
[16:17] ---
Oh! Mr. Herthaka!
[16:20] ---
Long time no see, Miss Chika.
[16:24] ---
Herthaka versus Designation F!
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At school, though Hayasaka hides the fact
that she's a servant in the Shinomiya household,
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she's quite close to Fujiwara.
[16:34] ---
Because of this, whenever Fujiwara
is invited to the Shinomiya house,
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Hayasaka must greet her
in full male attire!
[16:40] ---
You're about the same age as us,
aren't you, Mr. Herthaka?
[16:43] ---
What do you do about school and all?
[16:46] ---
Not a problem.
[16:46] ---
SNAP
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As I skipped some grades
and graduated from Harvard.
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Amazing!
[16:52] ---
Just a second! How can you be
so cavalier with the truth?
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I'm not being cavalier at all.
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My male persona is a genius
who skipped grades,
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and a crybaby who works
as a butler just for fun.
[17:04] ---
Not to mention a war orphan—
[17:05] ---
Enough with the complicated backstories!
[17:08] ---
When you tell a major lie, you need to refrain
from any other lies! That's the theory!
[17:09] ---
Super Butler!
[17:13] ---
If you say so, Lady Kaguya...
[17:15] ---
Um, um...
[17:17] ---
You two are always together, right?
[17:20] ---
Doesn't your heart ever flutter?
[17:23] ---
Of course there are times when it does.
[17:24] ---
There are times when it flutters?
[17:26] ---
Yes. It happens quite frequently.
[17:28] ---
Hang on! What are you saying?
[17:30] ---
My heart is always fluttering and pounding
at your every word and action.
[17:35] ---
Well, I do accept the blame for that, but...
[17:38] ---
The butler and the young lady...
A forbidden relationship!
[17:41] ---
Miss Chika...
[17:43] ---
As I can only have
romantic feelings for other men...
[17:47] ---
I do not have that kind of relationship
with Lady Kaguya.
[17:50] ---
Whaaaaat?
[17:51] ---
That's your type?
[17:52] ---
Don't make it even more complicated!
[18:00] ---
Kaguya!
[18:02] ---
Miss Fujiwara!
[18:03] ---
Isn't this fun?
[18:04] ---
Yes, it is.
[18:05] ---
Hey, that's adorable!
[18:07] ---
You're welcome to try it on!
[18:14] ---
There!
[18:15] ---
Hey!
[18:19] ---
And you see, these days,
there's something fishy about the guys.
[18:23] ---
I see.
[18:25] ---
I think they must be in love.
[18:28] ---
Well, that's...
[18:30] ---
rather wild.
[18:32] ---
I wanted to get to the bottom of it
during the Ten-Yen Coin Game,
[18:35] ---
but it ended up
getting buried in mystery.
[18:38] ---
I'm thinking that Ishigami's crush
is that third-year, Tsubame.
[18:41] ---
But I just can't figure out
who President's fallen for!
[18:44] ---
Yes, sure.
[18:45] ---
This is...
[18:47] ---
not drinking!
[18:49] ---
Kaguya tends to require
many hours of sleep,
[18:52] ---
and normally, she retires at 11 PM.
[18:55] ---
But tonight, she's being forced
to listen to Fujiwara's machine-gun chatter,
[18:59] ---
and it is now after midnight!
[19:03] ---
She can barely think straight!
[19:06] ---
Hey, why don't we give President a call?
[19:08] ---
Yes, why don't we do that?
[19:10] ---
There is no one to slam the brakes
on this strange, late-night energy!
[19:10] ---
We might as well do it over video!
[19:17] ---
Yay!
[19:18] ---
What's going on? It's late, Fujiwara.
[19:21] ---
Good evening!
[19:22] ---
And Shinomiya?
[19:24] ---
Good evening, President!
[19:27] ---
I'm sleeping over at Kaguya's place right now!
[19:30] ---
Yes, she is.
[19:31] ---
Why are you acting like that?
[19:32] ---
Quiet down, will you?
[19:34] ---
Huh?
[19:35] ---
Kaguya and Chika?
[19:37] ---
Hey, is that you, Kei?
[19:39] ---
Come on!
[19:40] ---
Don't let them see this messy room!
[19:43] ---
So, what can I do for you?
[19:45] ---
There's something
I want to ask you, President.
[19:47] ---
You're in love with someone
right now, aren't you?
[19:51] ---
Huh?
[19:51] ---
KING
[19:53] ---
What are you talking about?
Of course I'm not!
[19:55] ---
That's a lie!
[19:57] ---
Lately, the student council room
has been reeking of the scent of lovesickness!
[20:00] ---
You can't fool my sense of smell.
[20:03] ---
It must be Ishigami or Iino—
[20:05] ---
I think there's someone else, too.
[20:07] ---
- Right now, my brother is in love!
- Hey! What are you talking about, Kei?
[20:10] ---
These days, my brother can't keep
his eyes off his smartphone,
[20:12] ---
and he's always sending texts
with a smirk on his face!
[20:15] ---
There's no way that he's not in love!
[20:17] ---
I knew it!
[20:18] ---
You'd better cut it out! I mean it!
[20:20] ---
It's so distracting when you act all fidgety!
I can't concentrate on my studies!
[20:25] ---
Just clear it up now!
[20:27] ---
Hey you! Give me back my phone!
[20:29] ---
President! Just give it up already!
[20:32] ---
I told you, there's no one like that!
[20:33] ---
I know all about it!
[20:34] ---
It's the person you just started
texting on Line recently!
[20:39] ---
Huh? Who? Who?
[20:41] ---
That would be...
[20:42] ---
someone named Herthaka!
[20:44] ---
My brother is in love
with someone named Herthaka!
[20:55] ---
I-I-I think I'm going to use the restroom.
[21:00] ---
President...
[21:02] ---
Is that true?
[21:04] ---
No! It's just to catch up on things!
[21:07] ---
Like, what books we've read
or how we did on our exams!
[21:10] ---
But you never send me
any texts like that.
[21:13] ---
Well, that's because—
[21:14] ---
I am extremely furious right now.
[21:19] ---
But if you tell me
who you're in love with, I'll forgive you.
[21:24] ---
Wh-Wh-What? No, that would be—
[21:28] ---
Then, if I say it, will you tell me?
[21:32] ---
What?
[21:34] ---
The person I'm in love with is...
[21:44] ---
Hello?
[21:46] ---
Hello!
[21:47] ---
Who? Who is it? Who? Hello?
[21:50] ---
Hello? Who?
[21:52] ---
Hello?
[21:53] ---
Herthaka?
[21:54] ---
As Lady Kaguya has fallen asleep,
I'm going to hang up now.
[21:57] ---
I'll text you again later, Miyuki.
[21:59] ---
Huh?
[22:00] ---
That's Herthaka?
[22:02] ---
She's so gorgeous!
[22:03] ---
- You're trying for someone out of your league?
- You have the wrong idea!
[22:06] ---
She's just a female friend of mine!
[22:07] ---
Whaaaaat?
[22:09] ---
So...
[22:10] ---
the sleepover comes to an end but not
without causing a huge misunderstanding.
[22:13] ---
What? President and Mr. Herthaka?
[22:16] ---
What? Whaaaaat?
[22:18] ---
Today's battle result...
[22:21] ---
Kaguya wins.
[22:23] ---
President...
[22:25] ---
MISS HERTHAKA
Lives in Yamate, Naka Ward, Yokohama City.
A fairly well-bred girl.
[22:26] ---
AI HAYASAKA
SCHOOL CAMOUFLAGE POPULAR GIRL MODE
A spirited girl with a penchant for fashion
and for breaking the rules at school.
[22:27] ---
MR. HERTHAKA
Descended from Irish immigrants who fled
their homeland during the Great Potato Famine.
[22:28] ---
AI HAYASAKA
IN SHINOMIYA FAMILY MODE
A coolheaded maid
who can pull off anything.
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