E12 - Kaguya Wants to Confess, Part 2

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    I'm going to skip a grade and study abroad.
[00:07] ---
    I must say...
[00:09] ---
    that is quite short notice, isn't it?
[00:11] ---
    It was on the principal's recommendation.
[00:13] ---
    I figured I had nothing to lose
    by trying for early admission.
[00:16] ---
    To be honest,
    even I didn't think I'd pass.
[00:19] ---
    But this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for me.
[00:23] ---
    I'm going to Stanford.
[00:26] ---
    At overseas colleges,
    matriculation is in October.
[00:29] ---
    If you're going to skip a grade...
[00:32] ---
    I see. This time next year,
    you'll be over there, correct?
[00:36] ---
    Either way...
[00:38] ---
    first, let me congratulate you!
[00:40] ---
    This is an extraordinary achievement!
[00:43] ---
    Skipping a grade to get into Stanford...
    I, too, am proud of you!
[00:48] ---
    Shinomiya...
[00:50] ---
    I'd love to celebrate with you in style,
    but as I must prepare for the fire arrow,
[00:54] ---
    let me do that another time.
[02:30] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS
    TO CONFESS, PART 2
[02:32] ---
    Will that be all—
[02:33] ---
    Hayasaka...
[02:36] ---
    Come with me.
[02:38] ---
    Hey! Kaguya! What's going on?
[02:40] ---
    Hey!
[02:42] ---
    Go! Go! Shuchiin!
    Go! Go! Shuchiin!
[02:46] ---
    Is that right?
    President will be studying abroad?
[02:49] ---
    I was taken completely by surprise.
[02:52] ---
    You're not going to do anything?
    Why don't you try saying,"Please don't go"?
[02:55] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
[02:56] ---
    Stanford is a university
    that even I'd be hard-pressed to get into!
[03:00] ---
    Of course he should go
    no matter what anyone says!
[03:02] ---
    This is an amazing thing that he's done.
[03:04] ---
    Sending him off with a smile
    would be the right thing to do.
[03:07] ---
    Stanford, huh?
[03:10] ---
    The young women over there might be
    smarter and more well-bred than you,
[03:13] ---
    not to mention even better-looking than you.
[03:16] ---
    In four years, he could have
    relationships with countless women,
[03:19] ---
    and I wouldn't be surprised
    if he even got married while there.
[03:27] ---
    Tell me, what kind of provocation is that?
[03:28] ---
    Oh no. You're being rather docile now,
    and it's creeping me out.
[03:32] ---
    I was sure you were going to thwart
    President from going overseas.
[03:37] ---
    As if I'd do such a thing
    when his future is at stake.
[03:40] ---
    Just what kind of person
    do you think I am?
[03:42] ---
    But how can you blame me?
[03:44] ---
    The way you drew it up, you'd start dating
    during your second year at the latest...
[03:49] ---
    and during your third year...
[03:51] ---
    you'd be doing all the things that you never could
    as a couple, and enjoying it to the fullest.
[03:55] ---
    I thought you had
    such a vision in your mind.
[03:56] ---
    Ohhhhh!
[03:59] ---
    So you did have one.
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    But it's still not too late to realize it, right?
[04:04] ---
    Starting today until President's departure,
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    you should do everything
    you've longed to do. That's it.
[04:10] ---
    I agree. I had the same exact thought myself.
[04:14] ---
    I'm sure I don't need to remind you...
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    but to make that happen,
    there's just one condition you need to meet.
[04:20] ---
    Oh! I can imagine what it is
    you're dying to say!
[04:24] ---
    I need to tell President
    that I love him today!
[04:26] ---
    I need to confess, right?
[04:30] ---
    It took so long.
[04:32] ---
    Hayasaka?
[04:33] ---
    Why are you crying?
[04:34] ---
    You've come this far at last, Lady Kaguya.
[04:38] ---
    B-B-But how am I supposed to confess?
[04:41] ---
    You may leave that to me.
[04:43] ---
    I have already prepared a plan
    for your Ultra Romantic confession.
[04:43] ---
    TOP SECRET
    PERFECT PLAN
[04:49] ---
    Don't plan such things without telling me!
[04:51] ---
    First, you'll be lighting the campfire
    with your fire arrow.
[04:54] ---
    I will invite President
    to stand as close to you as possible.
[04:58] ---
    The way your profile should appear so mysterious,
    illuminated by the light of the arrowhead...
[05:03] ---
    HUH...
[05:04] ---
    President's heart will be thumping!
[05:06] ---
    Thump-thump!
[05:08] ---
    And then, while gazing down from the rooftop
    on the students partying by the campfire...
[05:12] ---
    you'll sip hot canned coffee in modest celebration
    of the success of the culture festival.
[05:18] ---
    That will be megapositive.
[05:19] ---
    Positive?
[05:20] ---
    Just my kind of thing.
[05:21] ---
    Positive...
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    And then, you'll confess!
[05:24] ---
    As you hand him that heart-shaped trinket...
[05:27] ---
    All right! Now you utter
    your words of confession!
[05:28] ---
    POINT
[05:30] ---
    Huh?
[05:32] ---
    TURN!
[05:32] ---
    If you're imploring me to go out with you,
    I don't mind doing so!
[05:35] ---
    Wrong answer!
[05:37] ---
    And what's with the archaic mood swings?
[05:40] ---
    For a second there,
    I thought you were Lady Maki.
[05:42] ---
    Well, you're putting me on the spot
    with this confession!
[05:45] ---
    This is going to be such a crucial moment,
    so you come up with something, Hayasaka!
[05:48] ---
    You can't get by with someone else's words
    precisely because it's a crucial moment.
[05:53] ---
    Confess your feelings in your own words.
[05:55] ---
    Th-Then...
[05:59] ---
    President...
[06:01] ---
    I love you!
[06:04] ---
    Well?
[06:05] ---
    - Not good at all.
    - Whaaaaat?
[06:07] ---
    What's the problem?
[06:10] ---
    Don't you see?
[06:11] ---
    Lady Kaguya, your confession
    lacks the Five Ws and One H.
[06:15] ---
    If you offer a confession so bereft of information,
    your failure is just a foregone conclusion.
[06:19] ---
    Like this!
[06:22] ---
    Shinomiya, I didn't know you liked campfires.
[06:25] ---
    Leading to misunderstanding.
[06:26] ---
    What is it that you love?
[06:28] ---
    Um... I love shortcake!
[06:31] ---
    Leading to self-destruction.
[06:32] ---
    I wouldn't put it past myself!
[06:34] ---
    This isn't a romantic comedy that's entered filler mode.
[06:36] ---
    Please try to nail it on your first try.
[06:39] ---
    The Five Ws and One H...
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    Right now, at this moment, I am in love with you,
    President! So I really wanna go out with you!
[06:47] ---
    Zero positivity!
[06:48] ---
    Whaaaaat?
[06:49] ---
    Positivity? What is positivity anyway?
[06:51] ---
    What kind of a machine-translated
    confession was that?
[06:53] ---
    Are you trifling with me?
[06:54] ---
    This is all your fault
    for bringing up the Five Ws and One H!
[06:58] ---
    Never mind.
[07:00] ---
    Just add on a "Please go out with me"
    and then say whatever you want.
[07:05] ---
    President...
[07:08] ---
    I love you.
[07:09] ---
    Please go out with me.
[07:12] ---
    Zero entertainment value.
[07:14] ---
    Does that make it bad?
[07:15] ---
    So what am I supposed to do?
[07:18] ---
    Vocalizing one's love
    is to be done with great care.
[07:21] ---
    All the more if it's a confession of love.
[07:24] ---
    You can't just slap something together.
[07:28] ---
    What is it that you like about President?
[07:31] ---
    Just be honest
    and put those feelings into words.
[07:34] ---
    Put my feelings...
[07:36] ---
    into words...
[07:39] ---
    When we're walking in a crowd...
[07:41] ---
    and someone has strayed away.
[07:45] ---
    I love his face in profile
    when he glances behind him.
[07:49] ---
    The way his eyes look so drowsy
    that I start to worry...
[07:53] ---
    That tight grin of his when he's grappling
    with some difficult problem...
[07:57] ---
    How he's such a straight arrow...
    It feels like he's showing me up.
[07:59] ---
    How he hates to lose but hides it well...
[08:01] ---
    How he can seem
    totally oblivious one second...
[08:03] ---
    but he's actually keeping an eye on you.
[08:07] ---
    The way he makes me feel
    that if I try hard enough, I can do anything...
[08:12] ---
    That's what I like.
[08:14] ---
    I love how President
    is always trying to move forward.
[08:18] ---
    So...
[08:20] ---
    How could I possibly say to him...
[08:24] ---
    "Don't go overseas"?
[08:29] ---
    I'm so sorry, Lady Kaguya.
[08:31] ---
    I was too insensitive.
[08:35] ---
    Let's make sure
    your confession is a success.
[08:44] ---
    FIRST ATTEMPT
    AT THE CULTURE FESTIVAL
[08:44] ---
    "LIKE A MAN"
    STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    SPEAKS PROFOUNDLY
[08:47] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS
    TO CONFESS, PART 3
[09:18] ---
    It appears that I guessed wrong.
[09:25] ---
    If President isn't at the lighting ceremony,
    I won't be able to confess.
[09:30] ---
    Looks like things are going well for them.
[09:34] ---
    Truly, I resent them for that.
[09:41] ---
    The wind's pretty strong, huh?
[09:43] ---
    Maybe we should've done this indoors,
    where it's warmer?
[09:45] ---
    I thought it might be cold.
[09:47] ---
    Please put this on.
[09:49] ---
    That's incredibly thoughtful of you!
[09:52] ---
    Oh, hey...
[09:58] ---
    This is crazy warm!
[10:01] ---
    It sure is nice and quiet here.
[10:04] ---
    Right? It's a favorite spot of mine!
[10:07] ---
    Bright red flowers bloom here
    in springtime!
[10:09] ---
    I mean you wouldn't believe
    how red they are!
[10:11] ---
    Maybe there's a corpse buried underneath?
[10:14] ---
    These are bellflower cherry trees.
[10:17] ---
    Bellflower cherry?
[10:19] ---
    Well, since cherry trees
    are from the rose family,
[10:21] ---
    you see red cherry blossoms
    and yellow ones, too.
[10:24] ---
    In the language of flowers, they symbolize
    a glamorous woman, good deeds and nobility.
[10:28] ---
    You'd think I was talking about—
[10:29] ---
    Hey, so you like flowers.
[10:31] ---
    Oh!
[10:32] ---
    Um, well, in a manner of speaking!
[10:35] ---
    It's creepy, huh? Coming from a guy.
[10:37] ---
    I don't think so at all.
[10:40] ---
    It was just a little unexpected, that's all.
[10:41] ---
    Tsubame!
[10:42] ---
    YEE-CRAZY-HAA!
    INSTAGRAMMABLE
[10:42] ---
    FŪRINKAZAN (AS FAST AS THE WIND,
    AS QUIET AS THE FOREST,
    AS DARING AS FIRE,
    AND IMMOVABLE AS THE MOUNTAIN)
    IS AWESOME!
[10:43] ---
    Whatever you do, please watch yourself
    around that Ishigami guy!
[10:46] ---
    He was suspended back in middle school
    for beating up someone!
[10:49] ---
    Everyone hates that dirty stalker!
[10:52] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[10:54] ---
    Who wants to be with that guy?
[10:57] ---
    Hey!
[10:58] ---
    I'll be your buffer
    so you can all get along.
[11:01] ---
    And you know what, I talked to him,
    and he was actually...
[11:04] ---
    Actually serious and thoughtful.
[11:08] ---
    Huh?
[11:08] ---
    What are you talking about?
[11:12] ---
    About me wanting to know more.
[11:15] ---
    What?
[11:16] ---
    Oh!
[11:17] ---
    Well, bellflower cherry trees
    start blooming from January to March!
[11:20] ---
    Uh, that's not what I meant!
[11:20] ---
    So they'll be blooming
    during graduation season, and..
[11:23] ---
    And the unique thing
    about this cherry tree...
[11:27] ---
    is that unlike other strains,
    its blossoms never scatter, so...
[11:29] ---
    Cherry blossoms that never scatter?
[11:31] ---
    Yeah.
[11:32] ---
    It goes without saying that the sight
    of cherry blossoms scattering is beautiful.
[11:35] ---
    But there's something about cherry blossoms
    that don't scatter that seems lucky.
[11:38] ---
    It's kind of encouraging,
    don't you think?
[11:41] ---
    Well...
[11:42] ---
    I can't say that I've ever looked
    at them in that way before.
[11:46] ---
    Let's come see them again
    when they bloom!
[11:48] ---
    Uh!
[11:49] ---
    Uh, sure!
[11:50] ---
    So anyway...
[11:52] ---
    I asked you here out of the blue...
[11:54] ---
    because I still haven't given you my answer.
[11:57] ---
    The thing is...
[11:59] ---
    I don't have an answer for you yet.
[12:02] ---
    I'd like you to give me a little more time.
[12:06] ---
    But I know you don't want to be left
    dangling forever, right?
[12:09] ---
    It would seem like
    I was stashing you as a backup.
[12:12] ---
    And I'm afraid that things might
    just stay vague for who knows how long.
[12:15] ---
    So, I want you to decide how long you'll wait
    until I give you my answer.
[12:26] ---
    Huh? Answer?
[12:27] ---
    What's she talking about?
[12:28] ---
    Ishigami is unaware that he's confessed.
[12:32] ---
    Oh, wait, I know!
    She means coming to see the flowers!
[12:35] ---
    Right now, Ishigami is slightly off base.
[12:39] ---
    It can wait until sometime in March.
[12:41] ---
    You're more patient than I thought!
[12:43] ---
    It's still only December now, you know!
[12:45] ---
    It's never a good idea
    to plan too far ahead.
[12:48] ---
    Things could change
    because of the weather.
[12:49] ---
    Is the weather that important?
[12:51] ---
    Quivering with anticipation while you wait
    for the right time is part of the pleasure.
[12:54] ---
    You're mentally tough. If it were me,
    I'd want to get it all over as soon as possible.
[12:59] ---
    But... okay...
[13:01] ---
    Fine! I'll try to get to know you better
    in the meantime!
[13:05] ---
    Huh?
[13:06] ---
    How did that lead to me?
[13:10] ---
    I feel like a load has been taken off me!
[13:12] ---
    Something's not right.
[13:15] ---
    I'm going to crush it in that play!
[13:17] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[13:20] ---
    Yes! I have neither wealth nor power!
[13:23] ---
    All I have to offer is my heart!
[13:28] ---
    I will give my heart to the princess!
[13:30] ---
    Very well!
[13:32] ---
    We shall offer it to her.
[13:33] ---
    Your heart...
[13:35] ---
    We shall deliver it to the princess!
[13:42] ---
    The Hoshin Legend...
[13:44] ---
    I didn't know
    there was a legend like that here.
[13:48] ---
    The story of a man who offered up
    his heart to prove his love.
[13:53] ---
    That sounds familiar for some reason.
[13:56] ---
    Human heart... Heart shapes...
[13:59] ---
    Is that why there are so many heart motifs
    at this culture festival?
[14:02] ---
    It's related to this myth?
[14:07] ---
    Hold up!
[14:08] ---
    Does that mean...
[14:10] ---
    If it's true that this culture festival
    is based on the Hoshin Legend,
[14:13] ---
    then does giving someone a heart
    also have implications?
[14:16] ---
    And the way Tsubame seemed so flustered!
[14:19] ---
    That wasn't her just reacting
    to having received a cookie!
[14:22] ---
    If you think about it
    in terms of that legend,
[14:25] ---
    giving her a heart-shaped cookie,
    in other words, a heart, was proof of my love!
[14:31] ---
    In other words, I sent her my love!
[14:34] ---
    Meaning that I...
[14:35] ---
    I will not let you die alone!
[14:39] ---
    I'm so embarrassed!
[14:40] ---
    It's like I blatantly threw myself at her,
    and now I'm so mortified!
[14:45] ---
    Well, not like there's actually any stupid story
    that says that giving a heart is a confession,
[14:45] ---
    Princess! Why?
[14:47] ---
    Why did you have to join him?
[14:50] ---
    so who cares?
[14:52] ---
    We cannot allow such tragedies to happen.
[14:53] ---
    Hey, Tsubame's onstage!
[14:55] ---
    Now then, please open your eyes!
[14:58] ---
    She's adorable!
[15:00] ---
    Ishigami is slightly off base today.
[15:18] ---
    Oh! Wow!
[15:21] ---
    President was nowhere to be found.
[15:23] ---
    Where on earth could he have gone?
[15:26] ---
    This is my big moment,
[15:28] ---
    so you'd think he'd have the presence
    of mind to come snag a good seat!
[15:31] ---
    Or is he flaunting his composure?
[15:33] ---
    Is he full of misplaced confidence
    that I'm in love with him?
[15:36] ---
    Well, I'm not going to deny
    that I'm in love with him! Yes, I admit it!
[15:40] ---
    But if it means he's going to act this way toward me,
    of course I'm going to sulk and start to hate him!
[15:43] ---
    Well, not that I'll ever hate him,
    but it won't do President any good!
[15:47] ---
    She's completely unperturbed
    by the audience around her!
[15:50] ---
    Such incredible focus!
[15:52] ---
    Let's hope that she's not so focused
    on something else that she misses the target.
[15:59] ---
    Wait, could this be...
[16:01] ---
    that thing known as "the game of love"?
[16:05] ---
    Is he staying out of view
    on purpose to make me squirm?
[16:10] ---
    Then that means
    he has to be watching somewhere!
[16:13] ---
    Really! President can certainly be a bit cruel!
[16:17] ---
    I'm impressed that you can stay
    so immersed in your own world like that.
[16:23] ---
    What's this?
[16:28] ---
    I've come to claim the culture festival.
[16:29] ---
    This is...
[16:30] ---
    his third warning!
[16:32] ---
    Hey!
[16:33] ---
    Look!
[16:35] ---
    The dragon's jewel!
    All of a sudden, it's gone!
[16:38] ---
    Just when I was about to summon
    all my courage and take the plunge!
[16:43] ---
    Who would cause such mischief?
[16:47] ---
    All right.
[16:49] ---
    It's on, Shinomiya.
[16:54] ---
    Who in the world...
[16:56] ---
    is messing around
    with President's massive ball?
[16:59] ---
    Language.
[17:00] ---
    Hey, there's a shadowy figure—
[17:02] ---
    The phantom thief
    is still up on the roof!
[17:04] ---
    Let's go after him, Kaguya!
[17:06] ---
    What? Wait!
[17:09] ---
    The culture festival will be over
    in less than an hour!
[17:12] ---
    Really, now!
[17:13] ---
    So many of these little accidents are cropping up!
    Nothing's going according to plan!
[17:18] ---
    It's as if someone's willing this to happen!
[17:22] ---
    You're under arrest!
[17:27] ---
    Not here.
[17:28] ---
    Looks like he's given us the slip.
[17:30] ---
    How can you have so much energy,
    Miss Fujiwara?
[17:31] ---
    DUAL CONFESSIONS, PART 1
[17:34] ---
    Because the phantom thief
    is waiting for me!
[17:36] ---
    No, I don't think he's waiting—
[17:37] ---
    Oh, he's waiting!
[17:39] ---
    After all, all thieves want
    is to be found by me!
[17:44] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[17:46] ---
    This paper is inorganic.
[17:48] ---
    Inorganic paper?
[17:51] ---
    This kind of paper is often used
    for architectural purposes.
[17:55] ---
    Architectural purposes?
[17:58] ---
    Now that's suspicious.
[17:59] ---
    "Claiming the culture festival"
    is such a cryptic message.
[18:03] ---
    It's all such a riddle.
[18:05] ---
    Did he drop anything else on the floor?
[18:08] ---
    It's too dark to find anything.
[18:11] ---
    Don't you hate how the sun sets
    so early in the winter?
[18:14] ---
    Sunset time...
[18:17] ---
    Nice one, Erika!
[18:19] ---
    What?
[18:20] ---
    Did you figure something out?
[18:22] ---
    It's a world clock.
[18:23] ---
    NOTICE
    I'll be taking
    the following.
[18:24] ---
    At a glance, this looks
    like a bunch of separate clocks.
[18:26] ---
    These can be converted
    into Earth's longitudes!
[18:31] ---
    The final warning was strewn
    at exactly 5 PM.
[18:33] ---
    If we start from there and match up
    all the numbers with the clocks' positions...
[18:38] ---
    That should yield
    some kind of clue, right?
[18:41] ---
    You're amazing!
[18:42] ---
    Oh no.
[18:43] ---
    All mysteries exist to be solved.
[18:47] ---
    All I did was give
    the keyhole called "mystery"...
[18:49] ---
    the slightest of turns.
[18:52] ---
    Let's go look up the longitudes
    in the computer lab!
[18:55] ---
    Okay!
[18:58] ---
    Shouldn't you go with them,
    Lady Kaguya?
[19:02] ---
    Lady Kaguya?
[19:03] ---
    Forgive me, Miss Fujiwara.
[19:05] ---
    I'm truly sorry,
[19:07] ---
    but thanks to you, I've figured it all out.
[19:16] ---
    Seriously...
[19:18] ---
    What a tongue-in-cheek prank this is.
[19:20] ---
    Everyone's overthinking it.
[19:22] ---
    Actually, perhaps I should say
    that they were led to overthink it.
[19:27] ---
    What do you mean by that, Lady Kaguya?
[19:30] ---
    "All mysteries exist to be solved"...
[19:33] ---
    did she say?
[19:35] ---
    It finally hit me when I heard those words.
[19:38] ---
    For example, this inorganic paper.
[19:41] ---
    Whoever said that this paper itself
    was a riddle?
[19:44] ---
    What we should've thought was that it was
    something to be used for an obvious reason.
[19:48] ---
    An obvious reason...
[19:50] ---
    Well, it would be dangerous to scatter
    paper over a campfire, wouldn't it?
[19:55] ---
    He just used fire-resistant paper
    so the flames wouldn't spread.
[19:59] ---
    We should've recognized it
    as the perpetrator's attention to detail.
[20:03] ---
    The same holds true for this.
[20:06] ---
    I did attempt to solve it myself, as well,
    but I failed to find a single clue.
[20:11] ---
    And that was when a certain hypothesis
    presented itself.
[20:15] ---
    There's no solution to be found in this.
[20:17] ---
    It's single-hook fishing,
    baiting someone like Miss Fujiwara,
[20:20] ---
    who sees a row of symbols
    and is convinced it's a code with a solution.
[20:24] ---
    Whoa.
[20:25] ---
    Just now, the secretary girl said...
[20:27] ---
    All I did was give the keyhole called "mystery"
    the slightest of turns.
[20:32] ---
    She looked extremely credible.
[20:34] ---
    Please don't go there with her.
[20:37] ---
    Therefore, if one was to go ahead
    and fill in the blanks,
[20:39] ---
    I suppose you could call it
    "Fujiwara's Time."
[20:43] ---
    And as for the sender, Arsène...
[20:46] ---
    which means "masculine" in Greek...
[20:49] ---
    Didn't somebody somewhere
    utter that very thing?
[20:52] ---
    Now I see.
[20:55] ---
    From this point on,
    I'm going to search for President myself.
[20:57] ---
    But...
[20:59] ---
    This is a "Read President's mind to find him" game.
[21:04] ---
    I should take on this challenge alone.
[21:08] ---
    Very well.
[21:11] ---
    But are you sure you'll be all right?
[21:14] ---
    Can you really manage on your own?
[21:17] ---
    I'll thank you not to speak of me
    as if I'm helpless without you, Hayasaka.
[21:21] ---
    I'm going to sip some canned coffee
    as I hand him a heart. That's all.
[21:25] ---
    I'm going to do everything as planned.
[21:30] ---
    You've certainly grown strong.
[21:37] ---
    This is a test.
[21:39] ---
    Does Kaguya Shinomiya know
    who the real Miyuki Shirogane is?
[21:45] ---
    I do know.
[21:46] ---
    Because I've been watching you for so long.
[21:49] ---
    You're always so concerned about others...
[21:52] ---
    so you're sure to be somewhere
    that you can watch over the students.
[21:56] ---
    Meaning that you're in a spot
    where you can overlook the campfire,
[21:58] ---
    the predictor of the culture festival's
    success or failure.
[22:03] ---
    And as you're a romanticist
    who loves the stars,
[22:05] ---
    someone who's always striving for the top...
[22:08] ---
    The place at this academy
    that's closest to the sky...
[22:12] ---
    Now then, according to Hayasaka's plan,
    this is where I buy some coffee.
[22:20] ---
    1000 YEN
[22:24] ---
    Why does it keep spitting back my money?
[22:27] ---
    Wh-Why?
[22:29] ---
    Why did it have to break down now?
[22:31] ---
    You can do better than this,
    beverage company!
[22:36] ---
    Never mind the canned coffee.
[22:38] ---
    All I have to do is give President this heart.
[22:40] ---
    FUMBLE FUMBLE
[22:44] ---
    It's gone! Did I drop it somewhere?
[22:49] ---
    Save me, Hayasaka!
[22:51] ---
    Kaguya regrets what she said earlier.
[22:54] ---
    Meanwhile, having made elaborate plans,
[22:58] ---
    Shirogane has set up
    an infallible path to confession.
[23:02] ---
    You mean the "Read Shinomiya's mind
    and find her" game?
[23:02] ---
    What keeps him going is a strange exhilaration
    that he's displaying to the max.
[23:07] ---
    How do you feel about me, Shinomiya?
[23:09] ---
    Let's work part-time!
[23:10] ---
    Needless to say, he never fails
    to regain his composure the next day,
[23:12] ---
    and finds himself unable to function
    due to acute embarrassment.
[23:17] ---
    However, by this point, Shirogane
    is on the verge of returning to his senses!
[23:22] ---
    What am I wearing?
[23:24] ---
    What I'm doing is Fujiwara-level, isn't it?
[23:28] ---
    Normally, his exhilaration lasts for at least 24 hours,
    but the culture festival is a two-day affair.
[23:33] ---
    Time limit!
[23:35] ---
    At this moment,
    embarrassment is assaulting him!
[23:38] ---
    Shirogane's mysterious exhilaration
    has fizzled out.
[23:41] ---
    Kaguya's schemes have always been
    her mainstay, but now she's run out!
[23:46] ---
    Both parties have lost
    their greatest weapons
[23:48] ---
    and are now poised to face off
    in this crucial battle unarmed!
[23:52] ---
    However, even so...
[23:55] ---
    the time for the showdown will arrive!