E7 - Miko Iino Can't Love, Part 1

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[01:50] ---
    Huh? Me and Iino,
    help the Culture Festival Committee?
[01:54] ---
    Yeah.
[01:56] ---
    Hoshin Festival!
[01:59] ---
    Shuchiin's culture festival is held
    every year before winter break.
[02:02] ---
    12/19 10 AM - 6 PM
    12/20 10 AM - 8 PM
[02:03] ---
    HOSHIN FESTIVAL
[02:03] ---
    This year, thanks to Shirogane's efforts,
    they've garnered two days of festivities!
[02:07] ---
    What does the Culture Festival
    Committee do exactly?
[02:10] ---
    Proposal inspections, Public Relations, decorations,
    ceremony planning, venue assignment,
[02:10] ---
    MIKO IINO CAN'T LOVE, PART 1
[02:15] ---
    equipment management,
    security-related odd jobs...
[02:18] ---
    The list goes on and on.
[02:20] ---
    I don't know.
    That sounds like a ton of work.
[02:22] ---
    If you don't want to do it, fine.
[02:24] ---
    However, the head of
    the Culture Festival Committee is Koyasu.
[02:28] ---
    Count me in!
[02:29] ---
    All right, everybody!
[02:30] ---
    FESTIVAL
[02:31] ---
    Let's dial it up!
[02:38] ---
    Why are they all so fired up?
    I really can't take this.
[02:41] ---
    Hey, Ishigami,
    can't you tell them to cool it—
[02:45] ---
    ROAR
[02:49] ---
    Ishigami has been through this before.
[02:51] ---
    CULTURE FESTIVAL COMMITTEE
    REGULAR MEETING!
[02:51] ---
    All right! Let's get this
    culture festival meeting started!
[02:55] ---
    First off, does anyone have
    any suggestions for our slogan?
[02:57] ---
    COMMITTEE CHAIR
    TSUBAME KOYASU
[02:59] ---
    Yes, over here.
[03:00] ---
    CLASS 1-B
    REPRESENTATIVE
    REI ONODERA
[03:00] ---
    Great! Onodera...
[03:04] ---
    Since the goal is...
[03:06] ---
    to let everyone know
    just how awesome Shuchiin is...
[03:09] ---
    IN THE BLOOM
    OF YOUTH!
    OUR POWERS
    ARE MAD DOPE!!
    SHUCHIIN WILL
    BLOW YOU AWAY!
[03:09] ---
    SLOGAN PROPOSAL 1
[03:10] ---
    What do you think?
[03:11] ---
    M-Mad dope?
[03:13] ---
    Nice! Very positive!
[03:14] ---
    Yee-crazy-haa!
[03:15] ---
    Huh?
[03:17] ---
    They're just going
    by feeling and excitement!
[03:18] ---
    Just a second, Chair Koyasu!
[03:20] ---
    PUBLIC RELATIONS TEAM
    TEPPEI TANAKA
[03:20] ---
    A slogan that only echoes the current trends
    is inappropriate for Shuchiin.
[03:25] ---
    Thank goodness. Some people here,
    at least, are clearheaded.
[03:29] ---
    I believe that something
    more highly academic would suit us.
[03:32] ---
    I woke up LOL For real!? It makes
    no sense at all but it's totally amazing LOL
    Why don't we party like there's
    no tomorrow at the Shuchiin Festival?
    This! A million times this!
    Never have I ever been a popular otaku.
    Gonna catch some z's now. Good night!
[03:32] ---
    SLOGAN PROPOSAL 2
[03:33] ---
    I used Kyoto University's slogan as a reference.
[03:35] ---
    That's what Kyoto University's slogan is like?
[03:37] ---
    Yes, it is.
[03:39] ---
    I'm not really sure what it means, but nice!
[03:41] ---
    Crazy-haa!
[03:43] ---
    E-Everyone!
[03:44] ---
    This is no time to be fooling around, is it?
[03:47] ---
    Let's get serious about this!
[03:49] ---
    But we are being serious.
[03:51] ---
    Why are you like that, Iino?
[03:53] ---
    If all you do is reject values
    that don't mesh with your own,
[03:56] ---
    you'll never get anywhere, right?
[03:58] ---
    B-But we should be serious
    about things like this.
[04:02] ---
    Then tell us what kind of slogan
    you have in mind.
[04:07] ---
    U-Um...
[04:10] ---
    W-Well...
[04:12] ---
    Excuse me.
[04:14] ---
    I agree that there's no need for us
    to go for laughs or to try to grab attention.
[04:19] ---
    Let's just express what kind
    of culture festival we want to have!
[04:24] ---
    No worries! Settle down!
[04:26] ---
    Right.
[04:31] ---
    For now...
[04:32] ---
    let's put the slogan on ice.
[04:34] ---
    Some students have questions,
    so let's answer them.
[04:38] ---
    "We'd like to charge more for our goods."
[04:40] ---
    "Please eliminate the minimum
    purchase price requirement."
[04:43] ---
    I wonder what the problem is.
[04:45] ---
    Koyasu!
[04:46] ---
    Allow me to answer that!
[04:48] ---
    ACCOUNTING
    MASARU KOBAYASHI
[04:48] ---
    Temporary business permits
    are unnecessary
[04:50] ---
    only in the case of nonprofit activities
    that promote community interaction.
[04:54] ---
    In other words, we cannot set up stalls
    for the purpose of making a profit.
[04:58] ---
    Impressive, Kobayashi!
[05:00] ---
    So we can't raise our prices.
[05:03] ---
    May I add to that?
[05:05] ---
    There are plenty of loopholes.
[05:07] ---
    STUDENT COUNCIL TREASURER
    YU ISHIGAMI
[05:07] ---
    If we record them as donations or expenses,
    it won't matter in the end how much we profit.
[05:13] ---
    I think if we can learn now just how hard
    price setting is, it'd be worth our while.
[05:17] ---
    I guess so. Why don't we discuss prices
    after consulting the teachers?
[05:23] ---
    Huh!
[05:24] ---
    Next. "Why can't we have a crepe stall?"
[05:26] ---
    Tsubame!
[05:28] ---
    SAFETY MANAGEMENT
    DAIKI SATO
[05:28] ---
    SAFETY MANAGEMENT
    DAIKI SATO
[05:29] ---
    Allow me to answer that.
[05:31] ---
    Okay.
[05:32] ---
    As per the health center guidelines,
[05:33] ---
    we can only use ingredients
    that have been heated right before serving.
[05:37] ---
    That means no rice, raw fish, nor any canned fruit
    or whipped cream for the crepes.
[05:41] ---
    Impressive, Sato!
[05:43] ---
    Well...
[05:44] ---
    May I add to that?
[05:46] ---
    There are many examples of frozen whipped cream
    made with 100% vegetable oil having been used.
[05:52] ---
    If we substitute the fruit with jam,
    it shouldn't be a problem.
[05:54] ---
    Really?
[05:56] ---
    That's actually about our class!
[05:58] ---
    Hey, will you answer our question, too?
[05:59] ---
    You're awesome, Ishigami!
[06:01] ---
    At first glance, the meeting
    seemed to be proceeding smoothly.
[06:03] ---
    But behind the scenes...
[06:06] ---
    Dammit! Who does he think he is?
[06:08] ---
    Taking away our chance...
[06:09] ---
    ...to look good in front of Tsubame!
[06:11] ---
    Laser Death Beam!
[06:16] ---
    Hey, Glasses...
[06:17] ---
    It's so obvious you're trying
    to show Tsubame how cool you are.
[06:24] ---
    I'm so gonna crush you!
[06:26] ---
    A low-level one-upmanship contest
    among these boys then ensued!
[06:33] ---
    Parading the knowledge you crammed overnight
    with those smug faces... Shame on you!
[06:37] ---
    HOW TO HANDLE WHIPPED CREAM!
    WHAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE SAUCE OR JAM?
    WHERE TO GET DRY ICE?
[06:38] ---
    Let's see. Here's the last question.
[06:41] ---
    "I'd like to have a campfire."
[06:44] ---
    Let's absolutely do that!
[06:49] ---
    I think that's actually going to be difficult.
[06:52] ---
    Fire control and safety issues.
[06:54] ---
    And you yourself mentioned this
    in your election speech, Iino.
[06:58] ---
    That the neighborhood association
    would no longer permit it.
[07:01] ---
    But...
[07:02] ---
    i-if we all make an effort—
[07:04] ---
    Listen.
[07:05] ---
    You can go ahead and spout your ideals,
    but the fact is, we're understaffed.
[07:10] ---
    So who's going to handle it?
[07:12] ---
    She's right.
[07:14] ---
    It's not enough to just want to do it.
[07:20] ---
    So that thing of yours...
    You're still not cured?
[07:23] ---
    Want me to help you out?
[07:26] ---
    I don't need you!
[07:28] ---
    Listen to me!
[07:30] ---
    It's true that the regulations are strict!
    And the neighborhood association is reluctant!
[07:33] ---
    Why is that?
[07:34] ---
    Because the grown-ups don't trust us!
[07:38] ---
    All right, so what do we have to do
    in order to win their trust?
[07:41] ---
    Have discipline!
[07:42] ---
    The Disciplinary Committee's job
    is to seize trust from the grown-ups!
[07:46] ---
    STUDENT COUNCIL FINANCIAL AUDITOR
    DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE MEMBER
[07:46] ---
    MIKO IINO
[07:49] ---
    So? What happened?
[07:51] ---
    There was a lot of drama.
[07:53] ---
    Iino said she'd handle it, and went off to negotiate
    with the neighborhood association directly.
[07:57] ---
    THE DOCUMENTARY
    "CULTURE FESTIVAL COMMITTEE"
[08:00] ---
    Well, I guess all those years
    on the Disciplinary Committee didn't go to waste.
[08:02] ---
    WHO CARES ABOUT THE
    NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION?!!
[08:04] ---
    Let's see how tough
    that neighborhood association is!
[08:05] ---
    A PHANTOM!?
    "THAT LITTLE GIRL"
    WHO'S CLEANING UP THE TOWN
[08:06] ---
    I hear that the wife of the head of the association
    was always impressed by Iino's work.
[08:10] ---
    THE IDOL OF ALL
    GRANDPAS AND GRANDMAS
    EVERYONE'S GRANDDAUGHTER
[08:11] ---
    And that really started the ball rolling.
[08:13] ---
    She got them to apply to the fire department
    for an emergency drill...
[08:17] ---
    and she's notifying
    the neighborhood as we speak.
[08:20] ---
    Okay.
[08:21] ---
    And here's the principal's stamp of approval.
[08:23] ---
    TAKASHI YAMAUCHI
[08:23] ---
    Would you look at that!
[08:25] ---
    Where there's a will,
    there's a way, huh?
[08:27] ---
    Well, the thing about her...
[08:28] ---
    is that she's got one heck of a will.
[08:32] ---
    We promise not to cause you
    any inconvenience!
[08:35] ---
    - Please!
    - Please!
[08:38] ---
    We ask for your understanding
    and patience!
[08:40] ---
    Please bear with us!
[08:45] ---
    How many more to go?
[08:46] ---
    32 including the apartment buildings.
[08:49] ---
    Whoa, what a slog!
[08:52] ---
    Onodera...
[08:54] ---
    Why are you helping me?
[08:56] ---
    Huh? Why wouldn't I help you?
[08:59] ---
    I mean, I totally wanna have a campfire, too!
[09:04] ---
    Doesn't it really get you pumped
    just thinking about it?
[09:08] ---
    Yeah.
[09:12] ---
    WHAT A GREAT
    SLOGAN!!
[09:12] ---
    "LET YOUR BURNING
    LOVE REACH EVERYONE!"
    HOSHIN FESTIVAL!!
[09:12] ---
    APPROVED!
[09:13] ---
    Totally pumped.
[09:14] ---
    Today's battle result...
[09:16] ---
    Iino wins.
[09:19] ---
    Huh...
[09:20] ---
    This handwriting looks familiar.
[09:21] ---
    I'D LIKE TO HAVE
    A CAMPFIRE
[09:23] ---
    LET YOUR BURNING LOVE
    REACH EVERYONE!
[09:24] ---
    STUDENTS WISH TO DISCUSS
    THE CULTURE FESTIVAL
[09:28] ---
    With the culture festival
    around the corner,
[09:29] ---
    Shuchiin's sure humming
    with activity!
[09:30] ---
    NATURAL SCIENCE ISSUES
[09:32] ---
    SOCCER
    KICK
[09:33] ---
    I think the time has come...
[09:35] ---
    for us to kick it into high gear!
[09:38] ---
    MASS MEDIA CLUB
    ERIKA KOSE
[09:39] ---
    Yes!
[09:41] ---
    This is the Mass Media Club's big moment!
[09:42] ---
    MASS MEDIA CLUB
    KAREN KINO
[09:46] ---
    An interview?
[09:46] ---
    ARCHERY TEAM
    KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
[09:48] ---
    Yes, please!
[09:49] ---
    It's Kaguya in the flesh!
[09:51] ---
    How gorgeous!
[09:53] ---
    These two are Kaguya-worshippers.
[09:55] ---
    But...
[09:56] ---
    I'm just a phantom member now.
    This is really quite perplexing.
[10:01] ---
    Oh, it's Perplexed Kaguya in the flesh!
[10:03] ---
    That's first-pressed
    perplexity that she gave us!
[10:06] ---
    And as worshippers,
    they are a bit on the quirky side!
[10:10] ---
    Oh, but we hear that you've been chosen
    as the archer to light the campfire.
[10:15] ---
    If you could please tell us
    how you feel about that.
[10:17] ---
    Word certainly travels fast, doesn't it?
[10:19] ---
    In that case, I don't mind,
[10:21] ---
    but no photos, please.
[10:23] ---
    Understood!
[10:24] ---
    Damn!
[10:25] ---
    All right, let's begin.
[10:27] ---
    Kaguya, you're known to excel at the
    traditional arts, performance and martial arts,
[10:31] ---
    and you're a 3rd dan in archery.
[10:33] ---
    In middle school, you won the national
    championship individual competition!
[10:36] ---
    NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
    WINNER
[10:37] ---
    A-A-A-A prodigy!
[10:40] ---
    Kaguya, you're the Number 1 girl
    in all of Japan!
[10:43] ---
    Is something the matter?
[10:45] ---
    And I'm just a girl
    who was born a mere insect!
[10:45] ---
    Please ignore her!
    It's a preexisting condition!
[10:48] ---
    Despite all your sparkling achievements, Kaguya...
[10:52] ---
    you haven't entered a single tournament
    since starting high school, have you?
[10:58] ---
    There are reasons for that.
[11:02] ---
    Oh, those sorrowful eyes!
[11:06] ---
    Very well.
[11:07] ---
    What's going on?
[11:09] ---
    The overwhelming loneliness
    of being a prodigy!
[11:12] ---
    If it wasn't for you!
[11:15] ---
    Yes.
[11:16] ---
    In the face of such overwhelming talent,
    we commoners can only grovel!
[11:23] ---
    If this will make it better for you all...
[11:25] ---
    THE WORLD OF ARCHERY
[11:27] ---
    Kaguya forgave all those foolish mortals
    and departed the world of archery with a smile.
[11:31] ---
    By that, do you mean
    that Kaguya is an angel?
[11:34] ---
    No, wait! Perhaps she is!
[11:36] ---
    Um, I really wouldn't say that.
[11:39] ---
    The National High School Archery Championship
    will be held from December 24th to 26th.
[11:44] ---
    Right during Christmas!
[11:47] ---
    In other words, when she might be going
    on a date with Miyuki Shirogane!
[11:51] ---
    But why are you so talented at archery?
[11:55] ---
    I don't know if you'd call it a talent.
[11:58] ---
    I just happened to make the ideal shot
    during my first year of middle school,
[12:02] ---
    and ever since then...
[12:06] ---
    I've been firing the same way. That's all.
[12:11] ---
    Hitting the target is merely the result.
[12:15] ---
    Oh!
[12:16] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:18] ---
    What? An interview
    ahead of the culture festival?
[12:29] ---
    Sure! Why not?
    Feel free to watch us!
[12:30] ---
    GOOD
[12:31] ---
    RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS TEAM
    TSUBAME KOYASU
[12:32] ---
    Tsubame's awesome, too, huh?
[12:35] ---
    Yes!
[12:36] ---
    She sure is!
[12:38] ---
    So...
[12:39] ---
    what should I do for this interview?
[12:41] ---
    Oh, um...
[12:43] ---
    Tsubame, you're also the head
    of the Culture Festival Committee,
[12:47] ---
    so between your own class
    and the rhythmic gymnastics team,
[12:50] ---
    don't you have your hands full?
[12:52] ---
    I have my hands full, but who doesn't want
    to try everything they can?
[12:54] ---
    If it looks like fun,
    you have to give it a try or you'll regret it!
[12:58] ---
    One, two, three!
[12:58] ---
    That goes for this year's projects, too.
[13:00] ---
    One, two, three! One...
[13:00] ---
    I gave them a try
    because they looked like fun!
[13:03] ---
    Not to mention, this will be
    the third-years' last project.
[13:07] ---
    We're going to have a blast!
[13:09] ---
    You're doing a show that blends
    rhythmic gymnastics and theater, right?
[13:13] ---
    What kind of story will you be telling?
[13:16] ---
    Our play is about the Hoshin Legend.
[13:18] ---
    It's Hoshin Festival's origin story.
[13:22] ---
    A love story about someone
    who gave his heart to his beloved.
[13:29] ---
    Interview me?
[13:30] ---
    Not interested.
[13:31] ---
    ASTRONOMY CLUB
    MOMO RYUJU
[13:33] ---
    We haven't decided
    what we're going to do yet,
[13:35] ---
    and even thinking about it is a drag.
[13:37] ---
    Why are we interviewing Ryuju, too?
[13:40] ---
    Because she's the daughter
    of the Ryuju-gumi boss!
[13:42] ---
    I thought it'd be newsworthy—
[13:43] ---
    Hey, I can hear you!
[13:45] ---
    And I'm beyond insulted by you already.
[13:47] ---
    Whether my parents are yakuza or not,
    there's no way I would ever kill anyone.
[13:51] ---
    You're so dead!
[13:53] ---
    - Which is it gonna be?
    - Which is it gonna be?
[13:55] ---
    That guy talks way more than I do,
    so take a hike.
[13:59] ---
    Th-That's...
[14:01] ---
    Is that you,
    Student Council President Shirogane?
[14:04] ---
    Oh!
[14:05] ---
    He's so noble that I've sustained damage
    to my semicircular canals!
[14:09] ---
    I guess there's no way around it.
[14:11] ---
    President Shirogane, what exactly is this?
[14:14] ---
    Right.
[14:15] ---
    It's a prank traditionally
    played by the student council.
[14:18] ---
    Several decades ago, the student council
    installed a giant ball on the roof.
[14:23] ---
    Since then, we've always used guerilla tactics
    to place a papier-mâché gemstone-like ball there.
[14:27] ---
    Really?
[14:28] ---
    It's so huge!
    Did you make it by yourself?
[14:30] ---
    Yeah.
[14:31] ---
    I used to make tons of these
    for my side job, so I'm used to it.
[14:34] ---
    He just mentioned a side job.
[14:37] ---
    They say that the samurai created
    folk art as their side job.
[14:40] ---
    REUSABLE
    SHIPPING BOX
[14:40] ---
    Which makes President Shirogane
    the Last Samurai!
[14:44] ---
    This is what they mean
    by "honorable poverty"!
[14:45] ---
    We're looking forward
    to seeing the finished product!
[14:47] ---
    Finally, can you give us your thoughts
    on the upcoming culture festival?
[14:52] ---
    Let's see.
[14:54] ---
    I'm going to get it done like a man
    at the culture festival.
[14:57] ---
    I guess.
[14:58] ---
    Like a man?
[15:03] ---
    We should've seen it then.
[15:05] ---
    President's resolve,
    buried in these words of his.
[15:08] ---
    Little did we know
    that this would trigger that legend,
[15:10] ---
    the major incident
    involving the entire culture festival!
[15:15] ---
    A chain of betrayals.
[15:16] ---
    As everyone loses sight of love,
[15:18] ---
    Kaguya Shinomiya has
    a gentle smile on her face.
[15:21] ---
    To be continued...
[15:22] ---
    in the next episode,
    "The Dark Legend of Shuchiin."
[15:25] ---
    Would you mind not adding
    that narration track?
[15:28] ---
    Our last task is to get
    those problem kids interviewed.
[15:32] ---
    And what is that?
[15:33] ---
    It's a K6-3 helmet!
[15:34] ---
    Also known as a spetsnaz helmet.
[15:37] ---
    It can withstand a headshot of Kar98k!
[15:40] ---
    Excuse me.
[15:42] ---
    What is the Board Game Club planning to do?
[15:48] ---
    CARD-PLAYING
    CHEATING GOODS
[15:49] ---
    A game involving the entire school.
[15:52] ---
    Which will be...
[15:54] ---
    a fight to the death
    until only one of us is left standing!
[15:57] ---
    A battle royal!
[16:04] ---
    REJECTED
[16:05] ---
    The Board Game Club's project
    didn't make it through.
[16:12] ---
    Okay!
[16:14] ---
    That's one teddy bear completed!
[16:16] ---
    You're so talented, Fujiwara!
[16:19] ---
    So cute!
[16:19] ---
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    WANTS TO BLOW IT UP
[16:21] ---
    I love it! Make me one, too!
[16:33] ---
    He's been popping them all.
[16:35] ---
    You're good at that, Fujiwara.
    Why don't you show him how?
[16:39] ---
    - Please don't go there.
    - What?
[16:41] ---
    Please don't go there!
[16:42] ---
    Huh?
[16:43] ---
    You have no idea what it's like to teach President
    how to do something, Kashiwagi!
[16:49] ---
    If you're only going to be involved superficially,
    please just don't go there!
[16:52] ---
    What's the problem with him exactly?
[16:55] ---
    That...
[16:56] ---
    I can't tell you.
[17:00] ---
    It's not going to work.
[17:01] ---
    Even if you appeal to my protective
    instincts with that look on your face,
[17:04] ---
    I'm still not going to teach you!
[17:05] ---
    Hey, Shirogane!
[17:07] ---
    What do you think of my harem?
[17:08] ---
    Yay! I'm a dual wielder!
[17:10] ---
    Huh? Wait, Shirogane,
    you still haven't even made one?
[17:14] ---
    I just can't seem to get it right.
[17:16] ---
    Wow!
[17:17] ---
    Talk about a hot mess.
[17:19] ---
    Just try not to pop them all, okay?
[17:23] ---
    All right! Let's try
    something even harder next!
[17:26] ---
    Something we'll need at least three for!
[17:30] ---
    President, please don't feel bad.
[17:33] ---
    You can pop all the balloons you want.
[17:36] ---
    But...
[17:37] ---
    there's also work that anyone can do,
    like making the eyeball stickers.
[17:41] ---
    That might be a better fit
    for you, don't you think?
[17:45] ---
    Is that right?
[17:48] ---
    Okay, I smoothed things over!
[17:50] ---
    Kashiwagi...
[17:53] ---
    Why would you say something
    that could destroy a child's potential?
[17:56] ---
    Huh?
[17:57] ---
    Right now, President's hitting a brick wall!
[18:00] ---
    The first thing to do is to believe in him!
[18:01] ---
    Pointing him in another direction
    can come later!
[18:04] ---
    If we do it your way, he'll only grow up
    to take the path of least resistance!
[18:08] ---
    Then, why don't you teach him, Fujiwara?
[18:11] ---
    Not like I know anything
    about raising children.
[18:14] ---
    Says the girl who does things
    that could produce children.
[18:16] ---
    Did you say something just now?
[18:18] ---
    Oh, come on!
[18:20] ---
    I said I wouldn't help him out!
[18:23] ---
    Don't worry, Fujiwara.
[18:25] ---
    I've been through this kind of thing
    more times than I can count.
[18:29] ---
    And I've figured it out
    on my own every time.
[18:32] ---
    I'm going to get through this one
    by myself, too.
[18:40] ---
    IMPATIENT
    IMPATIENT
[18:40] ---
    DEMON
[18:48] ---
    Shinomiya?
[18:50] ---
    You're doing a cosplay café, right?
[18:52] ---
    Yes.
[18:53] ---
    I happen to be skilled with the needle.
[18:55] ---
    Really?
[18:56] ---
    I'm no good at sewing.
[18:58] ---
    Whenever I try to sew on a button,
    my shirt gets all bloody.
[19:03] ---
    Unusual for you to joke about it, President.
[19:06] ---
    What about you? Balloons, was it?
[19:08] ---
    Yeah. I kind of stink at it.
[19:11] ---
    I thought I'd do it here since I keep popping
    them and getting on everyone's nerves.
[19:15] ---
    Well, that's fine with me.
[19:19] ---
    If you don't mind, Shinomiya...
[19:23] ---
    Let me warn you.
    I really do pop them just like that.
[19:26] ---
    Tell me if it annoys you.
[19:28] ---
    Fine.
[19:33] ---
    BAM BAM
[19:35] ---
    One form of torture...
[19:37] ---
    consists of repeatedly subjecting one
    to strong stimuli at regular intervals.
[19:41] ---
    For Kaguya, who is hypersensitive,
    this is much like torture. In fact...
[19:45] ---
    it actually is torture.
[19:47] ---
    I'm finally alone with President!
    When I look at it in that light, this is nothing!
[20:01] ---
    Dammit!
[20:02] ---
    Not again!
[20:05] ---
    Sorry. This is pathetic, isn't it?
[20:09] ---
    Seriously, why is it that I can't even
    manage to do something like this?
[20:14] ---
    Ordinary things that ordinary people
    can do easily... And I can't do them at all.
[20:18] ---
    I'm so frantic
    not to reveal my weaknesses.
[20:20] ---
    Struggling not to admit to myself
    that I'm incompetent.
[20:25] ---
    It's so meaningless.
[20:29] ---
    So that's what this was about?
[20:32] ---
    I've unraveled one more
    mysterious thing about you!
[20:39] ---
    It's always puzzled me, you know.
[20:41] ---
    I've wondered
    where your ready wit comes from.
[20:46] ---
    Hard work fosters memory,
    observation skills and reason.
[20:50] ---
    So once you grasp a new skill, your mind learns
    to expand several times faster than others.
[20:56] ---
    All of the hard work you've put in until now...
[20:59] ---
    has made you who you are!
[21:04] ---
    How lovely.
[21:08] ---
    You think so?
[21:10] ---
    Are you telling me
    that no effort is wasted, Shinomiya?
[21:15] ---
    Of course I am!
[21:19] ---
    I see.
[21:24] ---
    President!
[21:25] ---
    Are the balloons you're using
    the ones that were in the warehouse?
[21:28] ---
    Yeah, they are.
[21:30] ---
    SHOPPING TEAM
    PROPS TEAM
    DECORATION TEAM
[21:31] ---
    I knew it!
[21:33] ---
    How old do you think these things are?
[21:41] ---
    See? It doesn't take long
    for balloons to degrade, okay?
[21:44] ---
    But I thought it'd be a waste, so...
[21:47] ---
    Always scrimping and saving!
[21:49] ---
    These are the new balloons
    that everyone's been using!
[21:52] ---
    They're made for balloon art,
    so they won't pop so easily.
[21:55] ---
    Seriously! I was this close
    to teaching you from the very start again!
[21:59] ---
    So you were planning
    to teach me again?
[22:02] ---
    Well, it's not like
    I can just ignore you.
[22:07] ---
    Since it'd cause trouble for the whole class,
    of course I'd help out the inept!
[22:12] ---
    Well, this time, I won't have to—
[22:17] ---
    Today's battle result...
[22:18] ---
    Why?
[22:19] ---
    Fujiwara loses.
[22:19] ---
    How?
[22:21] ---
    All because she couldn't
    hold her tongue at the very end.
[22:22] ---
    Why?
[22:24] ---
    Result...
[22:24] ---
    POW
[22:25] ---
    The same as always.
[22:27] ---
    The same as always. The sa—