E9 - Kaguya Wants to Give a Gift - Chika Fujiwara Wants to Pay a Visit - About Kaguya Shinomiya, Part 1

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[01:37] ---
    The god of thunder
    will steal my belly button!
[01:41] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS TO GIVE A GIFT
[01:41] ---
    You're that afraid of thunder?
[01:43] ---
    After all, it suddenly goes crack
    and then boom!
[01:47] ---
    I hate loud noises!
[01:49] ---
    Then why not cover your ears?
[01:50] ---
    If I cover my ears, then my hands
    aren't free to protect my belly button!
[01:54] ---
    I'd think that'd be obvious! I'd think
    that'd be obvious! I'd think that'd be obvious!
[01:57] ---
    What does "obvious" mean again?
[02:02] ---
    Obvious.
[02:04] ---
    I'm protecting my belly button,
    so please cover my ears, Miss Kaguya.
[02:07] ---
    S-Sure.
[02:09] ---
    OBVIOUS
[02:12] ---
    The trains are stopped
    because of the typhoon!
[02:14] ---
    That's a pain. You'd better call home.
[02:18] ---
    We don't have a car,
    so there's nothing they can do about it.
[02:21] ---
    What am I gonna do?
[02:24] ---
    That's right.
    I can just give him a lift home.
[02:25] ---
    SHUCHIIN ACADEMY
    (MINATO WARD)
[02:27] ---
    SHIROGANE'S HOUSE
    (SETAGAYA WARD)
[02:28] ---
    President, if you like...
[02:31] ---
    Huh? That'd make it a driving date!
[02:35] ---
    Going for a drive!
    That is definitely a kind of date.
[02:39] ---
    Sitting shoulder to shoulder
    in an enclosed space,
[02:41] ---
    listening to pleasant music on the radio
[02:44] ---
    and chatting while cruising
    through town in the rain.
[02:47] ---
    And at red lights...
[02:49] ---
    I wish this light
    would never change to green.
[02:52] ---
    ...is the kind of thing they would think.
[02:55] ---
    Strictly speaking, the presence of Kaguya's
    driver would mean the two weren't alone,
[02:58] ---
    but basically, to her, it would be
    a prime example of a driving date.
[03:02] ---
    Thus...
[03:04] ---
    Ow! That hurts!
[03:07] ---
    It's like I'm asking him out on a date!
[03:07] ---
    Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[03:10] ---
    What's wrong, Shinomiya?
[03:12] ---
    Nothing.
[03:13] ---
    It's nothing.
[03:15] ---
    If the president brought it up,
    that's one thing,
[03:17] ---
    but I can't afford to make the offer.
[03:20] ---
    And yet,
[03:21] ---
    abandoning him to his own devices
    when he has no way to get home would be...
[03:26] ---
    That's it! There's no problem
    if he just says, "Give me a ride."
[03:32] ---
    My taxi is almost here.
[03:35] ---
    Oh, really?
[03:37] ---
    What should I do?
[03:39] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    The president doesn't have a ride home?
[03:42] ---
    L-Looks like it.
[03:44] ---
    Then why don't we share the—
[03:47] ---
    I just saw a flash of lightning.
[03:50] ---
    I'll cover your ears tight
    so you don't hear the thunder.
[03:53] ---
    Thank you.
[03:56] ---
    I'll cover your eyes, too, while I'm at it.
[03:58] ---
    Why?
[04:00] ---
    Now, I'll escort you to your taxi like this.
[04:00] ---
    Wait!
[04:02] ---
    Miss Kaguya!
[04:03] ---
    I'm scared! I'm scared!
[04:05] ---
    But it's kind of fun!
[04:07] ---
    What kind of game is that?
[04:13] ---
    With the element of chaos out of the way,
    no one's left to interfere.
[04:18] ---
    But how can I get him to say,
    "Give me a ride"?
[04:21] ---
    Crap, I have to work today.
[04:24] ---
    At this rate, I'll miss my shift.
[04:27] ---
    Indeed.
[04:29] ---
    Taking off work because of a typhoon
[04:30] ---
    would disqualify one
    as a member of society.
[04:33] ---
    Paying a taxi fare to get there
    even though it'd cost more than daily wages,
[04:36] ---
    or someone giving them a ride...
[04:39] ---
    To a member of society,
    the choice would be clear, you know?
[04:45] ---
    That was effective.
[04:47] ---
    I'm going to the restroom
    and will think along the way!
[04:49] ---
    Go right ahead.
[04:51] ---
    It's hard to imagine the president
    taking a taxi, cheapskate that he is.
[04:55] ---
    So, naturally,
    he'll come groveling to me.
[04:55] ---
    IT'D PROBABLY BE AROUND 5,000 YEN...
[05:02] ---
    I have this victory in the bag.
[05:05] ---
    5,000 yen.
[05:07] ---
    I make 1,000 an hour,
    so that's five hours of work.
[05:10] ---
    But I'd hate to miss it.
[05:13] ---
    TRAIN OPERATING
    TRAIN OPERATING
    TRAIN DELAYED
    TRAIN OPERATING
[05:13] ---
    Huh? The trains
    are running again!
[05:15] ---
    Why now, of all times?
[05:17] ---
    Pour it on a little harder, typhoon!
[05:22] ---
    This leaves me no choice.
[05:25] ---
    THE SEVEN ANTI-SHIROGANE TOOLS
    TOOL ONE
[05:25] ---
    RECHARGEABLE
    BATTERY IS DEAD
[05:26] ---
    Number one of the Seven
    Anti-Shirogane Tools!
[05:28] ---
    A dead battery!
[05:30] ---
    Anticipating a variety of situations,
[05:33] ---
    Kaguya has prepared a number of items
    to take down Shirogane.
[05:36] ---
    This dead rechargeable battery
    is one of them!
[05:38] ---
    I have about a minute before the president
    returns from the restroom. During that time,
[05:42] ---
    I'll switch out his phone battery!
[05:46] ---
    There isn't much time.
[05:47] ---
    Level of difficulty is very hard.
[05:49] ---
    But I have confidence in myself!
[06:06] ---
    What's the matter, Shinomiya?
[06:07] ---
    N-Nothing. I was just doing
    a little light exercise.
[06:13] ---
    My battery's dead?
[06:17] ---
    Hey, Shinomiya, can I borrow—
[06:19] ---
    L-Looks like my ride's here, too,
    so I'd better get going!
[06:22] ---
    R-Right.
[06:23] ---
    See you tomorrow.
[06:33] ---
    Now I just need to wait here.
[06:38] ---
    Shinomiya, you're getting a ride home?
[06:40] ---
    Please! Give me a ride!
[06:42] ---
    Well, I can hardly refuse
    if you're reduced to begging me.
[06:47] ---
    Poor President, I'll give you a lift home.
[06:50] ---
    You're a goddess!
[06:52] ---
    Um, Lady Kaguya, it's a cute scheme,
[06:57] ---
    but if it works,
    how am I supposed to get home?
[07:00] ---
    On foot.
[07:01] ---
    Are you a demon?
[07:03] ---
    If you don't take better care of me,
[07:05] ---
    karma will take a bite
    out of your ass one day.
[07:07] ---
    Oh, you and your karma...
[07:22] ---
    See?
[07:24] ---
    I was kidding.
[07:25] ---
    I already called a taxi
    for you, Hayasaka.
[07:34] ---
    Jeez!
[07:46] ---
    Well,
[07:48] ---
    I figured this would happen, too.
[07:50] ---
    Then, you should've stopped me before.
[07:54] ---
    I'll take off school today, too.
[07:57] ---
    I'll go make you some porridge.
[08:00] ---
    No, stay by my side, Hayasaka.
[08:04] ---
    I wish you were always this adorable.
[08:08] ---
    Apparently, Shinomiya has a cold.
[08:11] ---
    This will continue
    in the Heart-pounding Visit chapter.
[08:15] ---
    Very nice. I love how you can do
    so many things with it!
[08:16] ---
    SHIROGANE GOT A NEW BATTERY
    FOR HIS (USED, NO WARRANTY) PHONE
[08:21] ---
    Apparently, Shinomiya has a cold.
[08:23] ---
    So, somebody's supposed to deliver
    handouts to her house.
[08:24] ---
    CHIKA FUJIWARA
    WANTS TO PAY A VISIT
[08:26] ---
    Me! I'll go!
[08:29] ---
    Fujiwara?
[08:30] ---
    I've visited her at home
    when she was sick once before,
[08:33] ---
    and it's hilarious how much of a baby
    Miss Kaguya becomes when she has a cold!
[08:37] ---
    GRIN
[08:39] ---
    A baby?
[08:40] ---
    President, dry my back.
[08:44] ---
    She's so cute!
[08:44] ---
    GLOW GLOW
[08:46] ---
    It's the one time you can snatch her up
    in a bear hug and she won't get angry!
[08:52] ---
    President, I need a hug.
[08:54] ---
    It wouldn't be fair if one person
    got to monopolize her on her sickbed.
[08:57] ---
    So let's all go together!
[09:00] ---
    All?
[09:01] ---
    Yes!
[09:02] ---
    Wouldn't a crowd barging in on a sick person
    show lack of common sense?
[09:06] ---
    I think one person would be plenty.
[09:08] ---
    TERRIFIED
[09:09] ---
    I don't wanna go because I'm scared.
[09:11] ---
    Good point.
[09:12] ---
    Then, who'll go?
[09:15] ---
    Let's play Concentration to decide!
[09:17] ---
    CONCENTRATION
[09:17] ---
    Concentration!
[09:20] ---
    Needless to say,
    a game that needs no introduction.
[09:22] ---
    We won't use the jokers.
[09:24] ---
    And if anyone's caught cheating,
    they get minus five points.
[09:29] ---
    We'll see who's first
    with rock-paper-scissors.
[09:33] ---
    All right, we'll start with the president!
[09:36] ---
    Then, let's begin!
[09:38] ---
    Hold your horses, Fujiwara!
[09:40] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is it, President?
[09:43] ---
    There are a number of points
    I'm not clear about.
[09:47] ---
    First, the fact that you challenged us
    to a memory game.
[09:49] ---
    I don't quite get that.
[09:51] ---
    Normally, I'd think you'd choose
    a game you were actually good at.
[09:55] ---
    And you breezed through this rule,
[09:57] ---
    but minus five points for cheating?
[10:00] ---
    Not instant disqualification?
[10:02] ---
    That made me wary.
[10:03] ---
    I may not have noticed
    if you'd kept your mouth shut,
[10:08] ---
    but these designs
    kinda look like numbers.
[10:14] ---
    This is a marked deck!
[10:16] ---
    It really is!
[10:18] ---
    Fujiwara-senpai, that's low! Underhanded!
[10:20] ---
    And getting caught
    by the gambit you relied on!
[10:23] ---
    That's the most embarrassing thing!
[10:25] ---
    I'm embarrassed for you!
    I'm going home!
[10:28] ---
    Shame, shame, shame, shame,
    shame, shame, shame, shame...
[10:30] ---
    That's enough, Ishigami.
[10:32] ---
    We accepted her rule about cheating
    which this surely would've fallen under.
[10:37] ---
    We only touched the deck, so we're fine.
[10:38] ---
    That's right! It's only cheating
    if you get caught! Nyah!
[10:44] ---
    No, you certainly got caught.
[10:46] ---
    Getting back on track...
[10:48] ---
    In the first half of the game,
[10:51] ---
    these flawed, but talented students
    remembered the position of each card.
[10:54] ---
    As the game proceeded,
    they earned points, making no mistakes.
[10:57] ---
    Shirogane, 10 points.
    Fujiwara, 8 points. Ishigami, 10 points.
[11:02] ---
    There were 24 cards left.
[11:06] ---
    Now I'm tied with you, Ishigami.
[11:09] ---
    President, wipe my front, too.
[11:12] ---
    You guys have really good memories.
[11:17] ---
    I'm gonna raise the bar a bit!
[11:18] ---
    What?
[11:20] ---
    Mixing them up!
[11:21] ---
    An extremely annoying strategy to destroy
    their memories of the cards' positions.
[11:25] ---
    MIXING THE CARDS
[11:27] ---
    Crap! I can't remember which is which!
[11:29] ---
    After moving the cards around,
    Fujiwara smoothly won several points,
[11:33] ---
    even making up
    for the penalty for cheating!
[11:37] ---
    Let's enjoy the rest of the game, you guys!
[11:42] ---
    Uh-oh. I'm in last place!
[11:42] ---
    SHIROGANE: 10
    FUJIWARA: 18 (-5)
    ISHIGAMI: 12
[11:43] ---
    CARDS REMAINING: 12
[11:45] ---
    At this rate, I won't be able to see
    Shinomiya acting like a baby!
[11:48] ---
    President, pet my head.
[11:52] ---
    What should I bring her?
[11:55] ---
    She almost never gets sick,
    so this is a rare opportunity!
[11:58] ---
    Well, I'm not surprised she got a cold
    after being drenched like that.
[12:01] ---
    Shinomiya got drenched?
    She got a ride home, didn't she?
[12:06] ---
    Beats me. I just know
    what I happened to see.
[12:13] ---
    She was in front of the school gate
    waiting for someone, I suppose.
[12:19] ---
    Maybe...
[12:21] ---
    she was waiting for me?
[12:23] ---
    There's no definite proof.
[12:27] ---
    If it was me...
[12:30] ---
    Then, never mind
    Shinomiya acting like a baby.
[12:32] ---
    I'm an idiot for thinking
    about nothing but silly things!
[12:35] ---
    I'm the one who needs
    to visit her at home!
[12:39] ---
    Use your head for something
    other than fantasizing about nonsense!
[12:43] ---
    13.
[12:44] ---
    13! Damn it! The matching card
    appeared a minute ago!
[12:47] ---
    Is she gonna get this one, too?
[12:51] ---
    Nope.
[12:58] ---
    Was it just a mistake?
[13:02] ---
    No, wait.
[13:08] ---
    I see.
[13:10] ---
    It's your turn, President!
[13:13] ---
    I got it!
[13:13] ---
    SHIROGANE: 10
[13:14] ---
    SHIROGANE: 12
[13:15] ---
    I got it!
[13:15] ---
    SHIROGANE: 12
[13:16] ---
    SHIROGANE: 14
[13:16] ---
    SHIROGANE: 14
[13:16] ---
    I got it!
[13:17] ---
    SHIROGANE: 16
[13:17] ---
    SHIROGANE: 18
[13:20] ---
    I win.
[13:21] ---
    FINAL SCORE:
    1ST PLACE - SHIROGANE: 18
    2ND PLACE - FUJIWARA: 18 (-5)
    3RD PLACE - ISHIGAMI: 16
[13:22] ---
    Shirogane took first place.
[13:26] ---
    That was some comeback.
[13:29] ---
    Well, if you know the trick, it's a cinch.
[13:31] ---
    Trick?
[13:34] ---
    The unusual thing about these cards
    is that the patterns aren't symmetrical,
[13:38] ---
    so you can use them like this.
[13:45] ---
    I see!
[13:46] ---
    The hands on a clock!
[13:47] ---
    That's right.
    By placing the cards at an angle,
[13:49] ---
    you can reveal their face values
    from 1 to 12.
[13:53] ---
    So, Fujiwara wanted to place
    the 13 cards far away
[13:55] ---
    since they didn't figure into her plan.
[13:57] ---
    Moving the cards around
    was also done to hide her trick.
[14:01] ---
    Fujiwara-senpai...
[14:05] ---
    That's low!
[14:07] ---
    Underhanded! Playing dirty!
    You haven't learned your lesson at all!
[14:10] ---
    You're shameless!
    How did you get to be so shameless?
[14:13] ---
    The most shameful thing is how he won
    by finding your method and using it himself!
[14:17] ---
    For shame!
    Again, shame on you, Fujiwara-senpai!
[14:21] ---
    Don't look at me!
[14:22] ---
    A-After all... After all...
[14:26] ---
    I just wanted to visit her at home!
[14:29] ---
    I wanna die, so I'm going home.
[14:31] ---
    Is that right?
[14:34] ---
    But please don't die on us!
[14:38] ---
    Even though it worked on my sisters...
[14:41] ---
    Can you believe her brass?
[14:44] ---
    This just goes to show
    how shallow analog gamers are!
[14:47] ---
    It's like she dug herself into a hole!
[14:51] ---
    This happens when you do something
    that doesn't suit you.
[14:53] ---
    Shinomiya wouldn't have gotten
    tripped up like that.
[14:56] ---
    Shinomiya would have...
[15:00] ---
    Crap! Now I'm nervous!
[15:03] ---
    What should I bring her?
[15:06] ---
    I wanna eat canned peaches, Hayasaka.
[15:10] ---
    Yes, yes.
[15:12] ---
    The Heart-pounding Visit
    continues to Part Two.
[15:12] ---
    WHAT DO YOU GIVE A RICH PERSON?
[15:16] ---
    RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
[15:17] ---
    FAILURE
[15:19] ---
    SINCE NEITHER OF THEM
    HAD A STRATEGY
[15:29] ---
    This is the famous Shinomiya Villa!
[15:32] ---
    I saw it online before,
    but up close, it's amazing!
[15:36] ---
    Maybe I should've done more
    than bring drinks and jello.
[15:42] ---
    I have been appointed to the role
    of Lady Kaguya's caretaker.
[15:47] ---
    My name is Smithee A. Herthaka.
[15:49] ---
    Pleased to make your acquaintance.
[15:53] ---
    COLOR CONTACTS
[15:54] ---
    STUFFED A BIT
[15:57] ---
    A maid!
[15:59] ---
    I assume you have come
    to visit Lady Kaguya.
[16:00] ---
    ABOUT KAGUYA SHINOMIYA,
    PART 1
[16:04] ---
    Yes, exactly!
[16:06] ---
    Then, I'll show you to her room.
[16:09] ---
    Um, actually...
[16:10] ---
    I'm only here
    to deliver handouts to Shinomiya!
[16:14] ---
    I was thinking you could
    give it to her, Miss Herthaka!
[16:17] ---
    Don't chicken out after coming this far.
[16:22] ---
    Right this way.
[16:24] ---
    Yes, but...
[16:25] ---
    Honestly, I think it would be best
    if you gave it to Lady Kaguya directly.
[16:29] ---
    But...
[16:32] ---
    Lady Kaguya...
[16:35] ---
    you have a visitor.
[16:39] ---
    Hey! What are you doing, Lady Kaguya?
[16:41] ---
    Messy!
[16:43] ---
    But I can't find them.
[16:46] ---
    What are you looking for?
[16:48] ---
    Fireworks.
[16:49] ---
    Fireworks?
[16:50] ---
    You'll do them with me,
    won't you, Hayasaka?
[16:53] ---
    I certainly will not.
[16:55] ---
    Summer is around the corner.
    I can understand why you'd jump the gun.
[16:59] ---
    Your priority is to recover from this cold.
[17:01] ---
    Meanie! I wanna do fireworks!
[17:05] ---
    That aside, you have a visitor.
[17:08] ---
    A visitor?
[17:16] ---
    President!
[17:17] ---
    What are you doing here, President?
[17:20] ---
    Well, um...
[17:22] ---
    Are you living here from now on?
    I didn't hear about that!
[17:25] ---
    No! I'm not moving in!
[17:27] ---
    Miss Herthaka, what's wrong with her?
[17:29] ---
    According to Sigmund Freud,
[17:31] ---
    human actions are determined
    by one's desire, the id,
[17:33] ---
    ID (DESIRE)
[17:34] ---
    and one's reason, the ego.
[17:34] ---
    EGO (REASON)
[17:38] ---
    I WANT TO SLEEP
[17:39] ---
    Human instincts produce
    the desires of the id
[17:41] ---
    I WANT TO PUNCH
[17:42] ---
    while it's the duty of the ego to act
    as a brake that suppresses those desires.
[17:43] ---
    I WANT TO EAT
[17:44] ---
    I WANT TO PLAY
[17:46] ---
    However, if the ability to think,
[17:49] ---
    which is the source of the ego,
    is lost for some reason,
[17:52] ---
    the person becomes a beast
    that acts according to the id.
[17:57] ---
    In other words,
    the person becomes a simpleton.
[17:59] ---
    A simpleton?
[18:00] ---
    And for people whose brains
    are normally in full gear,
[18:03] ---
    the effect is markedly pronounced.
[18:07] ---
    At a glance, it looks like she's awake,
[18:09] ---
    but she's actually in the middle
    of a fever dream.
[18:13] ---
    Once she's on her feet,
[18:15] ---
    she'll have no memory at all
    of the time she was sick.
[18:18] ---
    It's as if she were drunk.
[18:20] ---
    This is getting strange again.
[18:22] ---
    Well, I need to get back to work,
[18:26] ---
    so please keep Lady Kaguya company.
[18:29] ---
    Understood.
[18:30] ---
    Listen, I can assure you no one will enter
    this room during the next three hours,
[18:36] ---
    but you mustn't do anything inappropriate.
[18:39] ---
    I-I won't.
[18:41] ---
    On top of that,
    this room is soundproofed,
[18:45] ---
    and Lady Kaguya will have
    no recollection of your visit.
[18:48] ---
    So no matter what you do,
    no one will be the wiser,
[18:50] ---
    but absolutely...
[18:53] ---
    do not do anything inappropriate.
[18:56] ---
    I said I wouldn't!
[19:08] ---
    Shinomiya, I bought you
    a variety of drinks.
[19:11] ---
    Want one?
[19:12] ---
    Fireworks?
[19:14] ---
    No, they're not fireworks.
[19:16] ---
    It's useless.
[19:17] ---
    Shinomiya isn't even in a state
    to have a conversation.
[19:20] ---
    If I'm honest with myself, my filthy mind
    was hoping I could help her drink it,
[19:25] ---
    but she's much weaker
    than I anticipated.
[19:29] ---
    If I take advantage of this,
[19:30] ---
    I might be able to get Shinomiya's
    true feelings and weaknesses out of her.
[19:34] ---
    However...
[19:37] ---
    Shinomiya, is it my fault
    you caught this cold?
[19:42] ---
    You intended to give me a ride
    yesterday, didn't you?
[19:45] ---
    And you were waiting
    at the school gate, which is when...
[19:50] ---
    I don't know.
[19:52] ---
    I kinda feel like that's right,
    and I kinda feel like that's wrong.
[19:55] ---
    Well, which is it?
[19:57] ---
    President, are you mad?
[20:01] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:02] ---
    No, you didn't say anything
    to make me mad.
[20:05] ---
    No.
[20:07] ---
    I'm always doing things
    that make trouble for you.
[20:11] ---
    I never know what to do.
[20:14] ---
    For so many things,
[20:17] ---
    it's the first time for me,
    so I don't know.
[20:22] ---
    IF YOU ARE A SHINOMIYA,
    DO NOT RELY ON ANYONE. INSTEAD, USE THEM.
    DO NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING. INSTEAD, STEAL.
    DO NOT LOVE ANYONE. THERE IS NO INSTEAD.
[20:22] ---
    So,
[20:24] ---
    all I can do is behave the way I know how.
[20:29] ---
    I don't know any other ways.
[20:32] ---
    This is the only way I can do it.
[20:35] ---
    So, for today...
[20:43] ---
    let's sleep together.
[20:45] ---
    No, Shinomiya!
[20:48] ---
    Are you shy?
[20:52] ---
    How cute.
[20:54] ---
    Wait a second!
[20:55] ---
    Shinomiya will forget this, too,
    and no one will come into the room?
[21:00] ---
    This situation
    is just too convenient!
[21:02] ---
    And I'm not confident
    that I can control myself!
[21:06] ---
    What the hell...
[21:07] ---
    has happened to me?
[21:10] ---
    ID AND EGO
[21:14] ---
    SLEEP DEPRIVED
[21:27] ---
    What time is it?
[21:28] ---
    Feels like I've just come out of hibernation.
[21:43] ---
    President?
[21:44] ---
    What were you doing in my bed?
[21:46] ---
    I-I just came over to visit you!
[21:48] ---
    What kinda man takes the opportunity
    to crawl into bed? Unbelievable!
[21:52] ---
    You invited me!
[21:53] ---
    In your dreams! How could you
    do it when I was sleeping!
[21:57] ---
    You're scum!
    Get out of here right now!
[22:03] ---
    Oh, dear. I thought
    something like this might happen.
[22:08] ---
    But it looks like you're well rested anyway.
[22:12] ---
    H-Hayasaka,
[22:14] ---
    how far did I go with the president?
[22:16] ---
    I couldn't say.
[22:18] ---
    Even after...
[22:19] ---
    Even after I totally held back!
    I held back for all I was worth!
[22:23] ---
    The Heart-pounding Visit: The End.
[22:26] ---
    Well, I guess nothing happened.