E1 - Miko Iino Wants to Be Soothed
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] ---
Oh, I'm going to have
an orange now, okay?
[00:12] ---
SEE YOU
[00:26] ---
I am watching.
[00:32] ---
Bye-bye, way to die!
[00:37] ---
HOSHIN FESTIVAL
[00:39] ---
THE 68th STUDENT COUNCIL
[00:53] ---
Shuchiin Academy is back!
[00:59] ---
Yuck. Only you, Ishigami?
[01:02] ---
What do you mean, "yuck"?
[01:05] ---
Is it that revolting to see only me here?
[01:06] ---
MIKO IINO
WANTS TO BE SOOTHED
[01:08] ---
When did I ever say that?
[01:10] ---
You might as well have.
[01:12] ---
Anyway, what's the deal today?
Where are President and the others?
[01:15] ---
The second-years have assembly.
[01:17] ---
You should know that
if you're on the student council.
[01:20] ---
I can't even keep my own grade's schedule
straight, so how should I know?
[01:25] ---
Just hearing your voice
gives me a headache.
[01:28] ---
Stop talking to me.
[01:30] ---
She's wearing earphones
to avoid hearing my voice?
[01:33] ---
Not that it matters.
I couldn't care less about you, either.
[01:42] ---
Is that rain?
[01:47] ---
No, those are ambient sounds!
[01:50] ---
Hey...
[01:53] ---
So, Iino doesn't realize that
her earphones aren't plugged in all the way.
[01:58] ---
Been there, done that. When everyone can hear
your music leaking, and you're mortified.
[02:02] ---
Should I let her know?
[02:05] ---
But if I do, I just know she's going to start
yapping at me like a stupid little dog.
[02:10] ---
Oh well, it just so happens that I'm in the mood
to hear some healing sounds.
[02:13] ---
I should just leave it, right?
[02:17] ---
SOOTHING I
[02:17] ---
SOOTHING II
[02:20] ---
What's this? The sounds
of a construction site?
[02:24] ---
No, this overpowering
sense of vitality...
[02:26] ---
A camel's bellow?
[02:28] ---
No, come on!
Who would use this as study music?
[02:31] ---
What is this but pure noise?
[02:34] ---
Wait, but she looks
like she's totally chilling out!
[02:37] ---
So Iino is eccentric, after all.
[02:40] ---
I mean, she's smart but inefficient,
[02:42] ---
and once she makes up her mind,
nothing can change it.
[02:46] ---
Even now, she's studying
every spare second she's got.
[02:50] ---
Well, maybe I should take a page
from her book in that respect.
[02:53] ---
No wonder she's so stressed.
[02:55] ---
If this is what it takes to soothe her,
then who am I to criticize her?
[02:58] ---
SOOTHING II
[02:58] ---
SOOTHING III
[03:00] ---
Yes, you're awesome.
[03:03] ---
You're trying so hard.
[03:05] ---
You're perfect the way you are.
[03:07] ---
You're such a good girl.
[03:09] ---
It's all right.
It's all right, I'm telling you.
[03:12] ---
It's hard, isn't it?
[03:14] ---
Go ahead and cry if you want to.
[03:16] ---
Don't worry. I'm on your side.
[03:21] ---
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary!
[03:24] ---
What is this, brainwashing?
Iino, listening to this soothes your soul?
[03:27] ---
As if that camel wasn't bizarre enough!
Where do they even sell this?
[03:30] ---
"Moral Support
from Heartthrobs" CD Vol. 3.
[03:33] ---
You're fabulous.
Be more confident in yourself.
[03:33] ---
Yours for 1,980 yen
via mail order only!
[03:36] ---
That's right. Even though
no one's been hurt more than you,
[03:37] ---
No. I'm sure it's just sound samples
from some weird site that slipped in somehow.
[03:41] ---
who knew that you'd go so far
for that person?
[03:41] ---
It's not like Iino's listening to it
because she wants to...
[03:44] ---
You really are
kindhearted.
[03:46] ---
What a sincere girl
you are.
[03:47] ---
She looks more serene
than she has all day!
[03:49] ---
Oh man, it's too late!
[03:50] ---
You're so cute.
[03:50] ---
Now I can't let her know
that I can hear it, too!
[03:52] ---
So adorable...
I want to hold you right now.
[03:53] ---
If I were in her shoes, I'd die!
[03:55] ---
Cute...
[03:55] ---
Cuter...
[03:57] ---
- Cutest!
- Cutest!
[03:57] ---
Hello!
[04:00] ---
Fujiwara!
[04:01] ---
That was close!
[04:02] ---
Huh? I thought I heard
someone else's voice just now.
[04:07] ---
My throat's kinda scratchy, you know.
[04:09] ---
Hey, you're listening to music, Miko!
[04:12] ---
What are you listening to?
[04:13] ---
What? Um...
[04:15] ---
It's some light healing music.
[04:17] ---
Oh...
[04:18] ---
No, it was pretty heavy!
[04:20] ---
Sorry to interrupt your studies!
[04:23] ---
Oh no! Not at all!
[04:25] ---
Hold on a second!
[04:26] ---
What's your problem?
[04:28] ---
Uh, how shall I put it?
[04:31] ---
I'd like to consult you both.
[04:33] ---
Consult us?
[04:34] ---
Actually, uh...
[04:35] ---
For me personally,
it's a serious dilemma.
[04:38] ---
There's this person named Tsubame
on the Cheerleading Squad...
[04:42] ---
Listen, will you?
[04:44] ---
At least listen to the beginning!
Is that how little interest you have in me?
[04:47] ---
Yes.
[04:48] ---
Of course it is!
[04:49] ---
Dammit!
[04:50] ---
Who do you think I'm going
to all these desperate lengths for?
[04:53] ---
But I guess if only Fujiwara hears it,
there'd be no damage.
[04:56] ---
G-Go on, okay?
[04:58] ---
Hey! Come on!
[04:58] ---
If Shinomiya and President heard, she'd die.
But if it's just Fujiwara...
[04:59] ---
We don't really need to hear it.
[05:01] ---
But it sounds like a love story,
don't you think?
[05:03] ---
Sorry we're late!
[05:04] ---
This timing!
[05:06] ---
Oh, hello!
[05:07] ---
Did these two have to show up
at a time like this?
[05:07] ---
Good afternoon.
[05:08] ---
How are you doing?
[05:10] ---
I'm exhausted.
[05:10] ---
Being exposed to serious people like them
will be a huge blow!
[05:12] ---
I'm going to make some tea.
[05:13] ---
YOUR EARPHONES
ARE LOOSE
[05:14] ---
What should I do?
Should I just go ahead and tell her?
[05:17] ---
That way, I can prevent the worst-case
scenario of everyone finding out.
[05:20] ---
But...
[05:21] ---
What? Then you heard all that just now?
[05:24] ---
Wow! Is this Golden Chip?
[05:26] ---
Yes. I had it shipped
directly from Sri Lanka.
[05:30] ---
Miko, why don't you take a break?
[05:32] ---
Oh no.
[05:33] ---
I'm not finished.
[05:37] ---
Right now, there's no one
who can protect her...
[05:41] ---
but me.
[05:58] ---
Ishigami, Ishigami!
[06:00] ---
Your earphones must not be
plugged in all the way.
[06:02] ---
Been there, done that.
[06:03] ---
And what is that happy-go-lucky song?
[06:06] ---
When she sees me totally disgraced like this,
[06:08] ---
Iino should realize the danger
and replug her earphones.
[06:11] ---
This way, I can keep her secret safe.
And Iino herself will be none the wiser.
[06:15] ---
Could you be more scatterbrained, Ishigami?
[06:18] ---
Even I'm embarrassed!
[06:23] ---
Say what you want.
[06:26] ---
I did this on my own.
Not because I wanted you to thank me.
[06:30] ---
I'm okay with this.
[06:32] ---
All right, I'm going back to studying.
[06:44] ---
Ah, you're so sweet.
You really are adorable.
[06:48] ---
Enchanté... My petit mignon...
[06:52] ---
Everyone's head over heels
in love with you.
[06:55] ---
I wouldn't call it "head over heels," idiot!
[06:57] ---
Today's battle result...
[06:59] ---
Ishigami and Iino lose.
[07:01] ---
THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBERS HEAD HOME
AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED.
[07:07] ---
KAGUYA DOESN'T REALIZE
[07:11] ---
Welcome home.
[07:12] ---
I'm back.
[07:15] ---
Hey, gotten the hang
of your smartphone yet?
[07:15] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[07:17] ---
Now, how should I reply?
[07:17] ---
FLUTTER
FLUTTER
[07:20] ---
LINE debut!
[07:21] ---
She'd finally made her
smartphone debut the other day
[07:24] ---
which meant that she'd also
made her LINE debut!
[07:27] ---
Lady Kaguya, you've been staring
at your smartphone for two hours now.
[07:31] ---
You should send your reply
sooner than later, don't you think?
[07:34] ---
There's really no need to rush, is there?
[07:37] ---
After all, it's not as if he knows
when I've seen his message.
[07:41] ---
What?
[07:42] ---
Even if my reply is tardy, all I have to do
is apologize and say I only just saw his message.
[07:47] ---
No...
[07:49] ---
Not being used to the flick input technique,
[07:51] ---
Kaguya still has yet to send
a single message herself!
[07:54] ---
So, a certain hypothesis
presents itself to Hayasaka!
[07:57] ---
Could it be that Lady Kaguya is unaware
of the read receipt system?
[08:01] ---
Read receipts!
[08:03] ---
In LINE, the moment
your recipient opens the chat window...
[08:06] ---
the message you sent is marked "Read"
and a notification appears onscreen.
[08:06] ---
What are you up to?
[08:09] ---
READ
[08:10] ---
While it's a convenient function
that allows you to confirm your messages,
[08:13] ---
it's also an unforgiving system that
invalidates the excuse "I haven't read it yet!"
[08:15] ---
IT SAYS "READ,"
BUT THERE'S
NO ANSWER!!
[08:18] ---
It has been two hours
since Kaguya's read receipt popped up!
[08:20] ---
Shirogane is in a state of slight frenzy!
[08:23] ---
It says "Read," but I haven't heard back yet!
[08:26] ---
If you even try to get away
with saying "I just read it now"...
[08:29] ---
you'll be instantly outed as a liar!
[08:30] ---
It could even expose the fact that you'd been
staring at your smartphone the whole time!
[08:34] ---
Hayasaka wasn't sure what to do.
[08:36] ---
Should she explain the concept
of read receipts to Kaguya
[08:38] ---
or remain silent?
[08:40] ---
But considering the uproar that would ensue
if Kaguya found out that she'd held out on her...
[08:44] ---
Lady Kaguya, the thing about LINE—
[08:47] ---
Another message from President!
[08:49] ---
Instant read receipt!
[08:51] ---
Really, how impatient you are.
[08:54] ---
When you have
the sender's chat window open...
[08:56] ---
What's wrong?
Don't know
how to use it?
[08:56] ---
a read receipt is generated
the instant the text arrives!
[09:00] ---
You might as well be saying,
"I'm looking at your chat window now."
[09:03] ---
READ
[09:04] ---
Instant read receipt!
[09:06] ---
So she is looking at it right now!
[09:08] ---
What is an instant read receipt during an inactive
chat but a signal that you're monitoring texts?
[09:11] ---
At that point,
you've reached stalker territory!
[09:12] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[09:13] ---
Did you have President's chat window open
when you received the first two messages?
[09:18] ---
Yes, I did.
[09:19] ---
Three instant read receipts
in a row, no less!
[09:21] ---
Hayasaka goes pale!
[09:23] ---
Shirogane is bewildered!
[09:24] ---
Kaguya stretches!
[09:26] ---
Kei limbers up!
[09:28] ---
The only one unaware of this crisis is Kaguya!
[09:30] ---
Looks like I should let him panic a bit longer.
[09:33] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[09:36] ---
When you text someone, you need to
tell them that you just saw it.
[09:39] ---
You don't have to tell me that.
[09:42] ---
Oh, it's a text from Miss Fujiwara.
[09:43] ---
Hayasaka opted not to explain.
[09:45] ---
Eating ramen
with my
glasses on
fogs them up
like CRAZY
[09:48] ---
MISS FUJIWARA
[09:50] ---
At a time like this...
[09:53] ---
What... is... this?
[09:56] ---
What is this?
[09:57] ---
READ
[09:57] ---
What?
[09:59] ---
What is this word, "Read"?
Don't tell me that...
[10:03] ---
If I answer Miss Fujiwara,
the exchange will be lengthy.
[10:06] ---
I can respond later.
[10:09] ---
Oh. Texts from Ishigami and Iino, too.
[10:12] ---
Ishigami here.
Nice to connect.
[10:13] ---
How am I supposed to react to this?
[10:16] ---
Hello, it's Iino!
So you've made
your smartphone
debut at last,
Shinomiya!
Please text me
whenever you feel
like it, it would
thrill me to no end!
[10:16] ---
MIKO
[10:17] ---
She's a totally different person away from school.
[10:19] ---
Let's see, Iino says...
[10:21] ---
Lady Kaguya, in LINE, you must reply to texts
in the order that you received them.
[10:24] ---
What? Is that what's expected?
[10:27] ---
Yes. That's the proper etiquette.
[10:29] ---
Hayasaka just lied as easily
as she would draw a breath.
[10:32] ---
TRUTH
[10:33] ---
LIE
[10:34] ---
Fine. President first, right?
[10:38] ---
I've sent it!
[10:42] ---
KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
Sorry, I just saw
your message now...
[10:42] ---
Seriously, you just read it?
[10:44] ---
Why would you tell such a blatant lie?
[10:47] ---
Shinomiya doesn't know
about read receipts, does she?
[10:49] ---
In that case, I should avoid
generating read receipts, right?
[10:52] ---
Fake unreads!
[10:54] ---
The first few lines of a text are displayed
on a smartphone's notification screen.
[10:58] ---
If all you do is look at that,
no read receipt notification will be sent.
[11:01] ---
This would prevent any read receipts
from showing up on Kaguya's smartphone.
[11:06] ---
I see, so Shinomiya's been staring
at my chat window all this time.
[11:10] ---
For two whole hours!
[11:13] ---
She would only do that
for someone she was into, right?
[11:15] ---
Yes! Sufficient grounds
to force Kaguya to admit her feelings!
[11:19] ---
However, if her excuse was that she'd disabled
sleep mode and left the chat window open,
[11:26] ---
this would validate the claim "I just saw this"
even after consecutive read receipts.
[11:30] ---
So, I need to extract
a commitment of some kind.
[11:33] ---
But he can't send a message
without opening the chat window.
[11:36] ---
However, opening the chat window
would generate a read receipt. A Catch-22!
[11:40] ---
That hurts!
[11:41] ---
There's the option of emailing her,
but that might seem suspicious.
[11:45] ---
In that case, I should text her
from the group chat!
[11:47] ---
STUDENT COUNCIL NETWORK
"Have you tweaked
your smartphone settings?"
READ
"For example, turned off
the sleep mode function?"
READ
[11:48] ---
If I use the group chat window,
there'll be no read receipt, right?
[11:48] ---
I haven't really done
any tinkering.
[11:53] ---
READ
[11:53] ---
What? "Read"?
[11:57] ---
Oh, here's another message from Iino.
[11:59] ---
Please don't leave me on read
[11:59] ---
Hey!
And do you want to exchange
phone numbers?
[12:00] ---
Leave on read? What's that?
[12:03] ---
You have a call from President!
[12:05] ---
You need to pick up now!
[12:06] ---
Wait! How did she know I read it?
[12:08] ---
Hurry up and answer!
[12:09] ---
SHIROGANE
INCOMING CALL
[12:09] ---
Oh!
[12:10] ---
Really!
[12:15] ---
Hey, Shinomiya...
[12:16] ---
How are you?
[12:17] ---
President...
[12:18] ---
How may I help you?
[12:20] ---
Since you're new to using LINE,
I thought I'd offer you some tips.
[12:25] ---
Shinomiya, do you know
what a read receipt is?
[12:29] ---
Shinomiya...
[12:30] ---
Do you know what a read receipt is?
[12:33] ---
When a message is displayed in the app,
[12:35] ---
a read notification is sent to the sender
when you display a message in the app.
[12:37] ---
In other words, the sender can see
when you've read their message.
[12:45] ---
Come to think of it, the three messages
I sent you at different intervals
[12:48] ---
were all marked as "Read"
the instant I hit "Send."
[12:51] ---
What exactly does that mean, I wonder.
[12:55] ---
The system wouldn't send a notification
unless you had the chat window open.
[13:00] ---
But they were all marked as "Read" right away.
[13:04] ---
You had our chat window open
the whole time.
[13:07] ---
There's just no other explanation.
[13:12] ---
I can take your silence as a yes, then?
[13:17] ---
Shinomiya...
[13:18] ---
Could it be that you have feelings for—
[13:20] ---
You couldn't be more wrong.
[13:21] ---
What?
[13:23] ---
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS
[13:23] ---
That voice...
[13:25] ---
Is that you, Hayasaca?
[13:26] ---
Yes.
[13:27] ---
Lady Kaguya's messages are always screened
via computer by the household staff.
[13:31] ---
That's why some get marked
as "Instantly Read."
[13:34] ---
What?
[13:34] ---
People really do that?
[13:37] ---
That's the norm
among the upper classes.
[13:39] ---
It's actually the norm!
[13:42] ---
Lady Kaguya would never spend two whole hours
glued to her smartphone, would she?
[13:46] ---
Of course not.
[13:48] ---
WELL DONE
[13:48] ---
Kaguya is off the hook!
[13:55] ---
Does this mean the staff's read
every text I've sent until now?
[13:59] ---
Since then,
[13:59] ---
MULTIPLE
MESSAGES
DUE TO HIS
IMPATIENCE
[14:00] ---
From: President
I was trying
to tell you something
as you hung up the phone.
Looks like tonight will get
pretty cold, so stay warm
when you go to sleep.
Good night.
[14:01] ---
texting Kaguya has become
a colossal pain for Shirogane.
[14:01] ---
CHEESY
EMAIL
[14:04] ---
Could it be that she hates me?
[14:09] ---
No response.
[14:11] ---
Today's battle result...
[14:12] ---
Iino, Fujiwara
and Ishigami lose.
[14:20] ---
The look on the face of someone
who thoroughly explained,
"LINE's fine and all,
but Discord's pretty good, too"
and got blank stares in return.
[14:25] ---
MOMOKO-CHAN
THE MULTICOLORED DOVE
[14:26] ---
WHINE
WHINE
[14:31] ---
I give up! My arms are dead!
[14:32] ---
CHIKA FUJIWARA
WANTS TO BATTLE
[14:33] ---
You're such a slacker, Ishigami.
[14:35] ---
And you call yourself a man?
[14:37] ---
That's called "sexism," you know.
[14:40] ---
There you go again, being tedious.
[14:42] ---
Then let me put it another way.
As a human, you're a slacker, Ishigami.
[14:46] ---
That stings even more.
[14:50] ---
This isn't even that heavy!
[14:53] ---
Ishigami, you need to eat more meat
so you can build more muscle!
[14:57] ---
Or you'll never survive
once you're out in the real world.
[14:59] ---
Improbable machismo.
[15:02] ---
Say what you want. I'm still a guy.
[15:05] ---
I'm more muscular
than a female like you.
[15:08] ---
Hey, Miko...
[15:09] ---
Wanna arm wrestle?
[15:11] ---
Huh? Well, sure, I guess.
[15:15] ---
All right, let's do this!
[15:17] ---
Ready, set—
[15:17] ---
SMIRK
[15:19] ---
Ouch!
[15:19] ---
SLAM
[15:21] ---
Ishigami, I have a feeling...
[15:23] ---
that you see me as just an intellectual,
purehearted girl, don't you?
[15:27] ---
No. Not in the least.
[15:30] ---
I'm conscientious
about taking care of myself.
[15:32] ---
I have zero cavities, and I run
in Yoyogi Park on the weekends.
[15:36] ---
WITH
CONFIDENCE
[15:36] ---
I happen to be a low-sugar,
low-carb girl who never goes to bed
[15:38] ---
without doing weight training
for 30 minutes!
[15:40] ---
In terms of muscle mass, there's no way
that I'd be inferior to a shut-in NEET like you!
[15:45] ---
Someone's full of bluster.
[15:47] ---
It may not be obvious,
but I was a jock-type in junior high.
[15:50] ---
Sorry, but I'm not so fragile
that I'd be outdone by women and children.
[15:53] ---
Is that right?
[15:55] ---
Then I propose a contest to decide!
[15:58] ---
The student council...
[15:59] ---
will face off
in an arm wrestling tournament!
[16:01] ---
THE STUDENT COUNCIL
ARM WRESTLING
TOURNAMENT
[16:02] ---
I'll be glad to take you on!
[16:04] ---
All of us?
[16:05] ---
Arm wrestling!
[16:07] ---
A battle of strength needing no explanation!
[16:09] ---
A game that separates the strong from the weak
based solely on one's physique and muscular strength!
[16:15] ---
This tournament will decide
the best and the worst!
[16:19] ---
LAST PLACE
[16:19] ---
#1
[16:19] ---
What's wrong with just deciding who's #1?
[16:22] ---
Not good enough!
We're going to settle this once and for all!
[16:25] ---
A society that allows the weak to go about
their lives oblivious to their own weakness
[16:29] ---
is due for a reset!
[16:31] ---
Scary.
[16:34] ---
Still, arm wrestling, huh?
[16:36] ---
Hold on.
[16:37] ---
That means I'll have
Shinomiya's hand in mine.
[16:40] ---
Pwesident...
[16:41] ---
Pwease be gentle with me.
[16:43] ---
All right, I'm in! I'm a man, too!
[16:45] ---
REFEREE
[16:46] ---
If you're all going to take part...
[16:48] ---
The arm wrestling tournament is on!
[16:49] ---
THE STUDENT COUNCIL
ARM WRESTLING
TOURNAMENT
[16:51] ---
Here are the results of the draw!
[16:51] ---
KAGUYA ISHIGAMI FUJIWARA SHIROGANE
[16:51] ---
KING
[16:54] ---
Match #1!
[16:55] ---
MEGURO-KU
[16:55] ---
MINATO-KU
[16:56] ---
Ishigami versus Kaguya!
[16:58] ---
Referee, may I have a word with you?
[17:01] ---
What is it?
[17:02] ---
I'm actually left-handed.
[17:05] ---
What? Are you really?
[17:06] ---
But you normally hold your pen
in your right hand, don't you?
[17:09] ---
That's because I was trained that way.
[17:12] ---
But in terms of strength,
my dominant hand would be my left.
[17:15] ---
Um, how should we handle
a situation like this?
[17:18] ---
I'm fine with using my left hand.
[17:20] ---
After all, I'm a man.
[17:22] ---
She wouldn't be able to make
a match of it without a handicap.
[17:25] ---
Thank you very much.
[17:28] ---
All right, then...
[17:30] ---
Ready... Fight!
[17:34] ---
Huh?
[17:36] ---
A rock?
[17:39] ---
What's her deal?
[17:41] ---
I'm pushing and pulling,
and she's not even budging!
[17:43] ---
Huh? That condescending look
in Shinomiya's eyes... So scary!
[17:48] ---
The bow Kaguya uses in the archery club
has a draw weight of 15 kg.
[17:51] ---
This is the same draw weight
used by most male high school students.
[17:56] ---
Furthermore, Kaguya has gained solid
muscle mass in her left hand over the years.
[17:59] ---
Ishigami, whose muscles are below-average
for boys his age, doesn't stand a chance!
[18:03] ---
Heave-ho, there we go, heave-ho!
[18:07] ---
Shinomiya wins!
[18:09] ---
Ishigami loses!
[18:11] ---
Huh?
[18:12] ---
WEAKLING
[18:12] ---
All right, why don't you put this on?
[18:16] ---
So cute!
[18:18] ---
I just created another cute one!
[18:20] ---
Come on, look at me!
[18:21] ---
KAGUYA ISHIGAMI FUJIWARA SHIROGANE
[18:21] ---
KING
[18:21] ---
So Shinomiya won.
[18:22] ---
LAST PLACE
[18:24] ---
That means I have to win, too.
[18:27] ---
Match #2!
[18:27] ---
SHIBUYA-KU
[18:27] ---
SETAGAYA-KU
[18:28] ---
Shirogane versus Fujiwara!
[18:33] ---
My opponent is Fujiwara.
[18:35] ---
I really don't see myself losing to a girl.
[18:39] ---
But Ishigami did in fact just lose now.
[18:43] ---
President...
[18:44] ---
SQUEEZE
SQUEEZE
[18:44] ---
Let's fight fair and square, okay?
[18:47] ---
You got it.
[18:47] ---
All right, then, ready...
[18:49] ---
SQUEEZE
SQUEEZE
[18:49] ---
You cad.
[18:51] ---
Fight!
[18:52] ---
THUNK
[18:54] ---
What's this?
She's stronger than she looks!
[18:59] ---
Referee? Is this legal?
[19:01] ---
Huh? Is what legal?
[19:03] ---
I'm talking about Miss Fujiwara's hand position.
[19:06] ---
Compared to President, Miss Fujiwara's hand is
disproportionately positioned toward his fingertips.
[19:10] ---
Obviously, she can easily
generate more power
[19:11] ---
FULCRUM
[19:11] ---
ADVANTAGEOUS
[19:11] ---
DISADVANTAGEOUS
[19:12] ---
by gripping his fingertips,
thanks to the principle of leverage.
[19:16] ---
SQUEEZE
SQUEEZE
[19:16] ---
Earlier, when they were grappling,
[19:18] ---
I saw her casually slide her grip
near his fingertips.
[19:21] ---
This gives Miss Fujiwara
a one-sided advantage.
[19:25] ---
What?
[19:26] ---
Fujiwara...
[19:28] ---
See, I knew you'd stoop that low!
[19:28] ---
BLUSH
BLUSH
[19:29] ---
Is that how bad you want to win?
[19:31] ---
How sneaky is that?
[19:32] ---
RULES
[19:32] ---
Cheating is as easy as breathing for you!
[19:33] ---
CHEAT
[19:34] ---
I recorded the whole thing,
so I'll send it to you later!
[19:34] ---
BLUSH
BLUSH
[19:36] ---
FLOP
[19:38] ---
President wins.
[19:40] ---
Good work, Senpai!
[19:43] ---
This is for you!
[19:46] ---
IDEALS
[19:47] ---
Anyway,
[19:48] ---
here are our two finalists.
[19:51] ---
President...
[19:52] ---
Let's fight fair and square, okay?
[19:55] ---
President...
[19:55] ---
The final showdown!
[19:58] ---
Kaguya versus Shirogane!
[19:59] ---
SHIROGANE
[19:59] ---
KAGUYA
[20:04] ---
Let's get this over with
and get back to work.
[20:09] ---
Yes. I plan on doing just that.
[20:16] ---
All right, then, ready...
[20:19] ---
Fight!
[20:21] ---
GO
[20:23] ---
It's a close match!
[20:25] ---
This is beyond intense!
[20:26] ---
Neither one is conceding any ground!
[20:28] ---
It's pride versus pride, crashing into each other!
[20:33] ---
I don't think this is safe!
[20:36] ---
What's going on here?
[20:40] ---
Look at how abnormally flushed they both are!
[20:44] ---
Excessive adrenaline secretion!
[20:46] ---
At this moment, their muscles have gone
beyond all human limits!
[20:49] ---
If they keep this up,
their arms will become useless!
[20:52] ---
No way! Why...
[20:55] ---
Why would you make
that much of an effort?
[20:58] ---
At a glance, this looks
like a deathmatch!
[21:02] ---
However...
[21:04] ---
it was actually quite moderate.
[21:08] ---
This moment gripping each other's hands
was unexpectedly blissful.
[21:10] ---
HOLDING TIGHT
[21:13] ---
Shinomiya never had
any intention of winning.
[21:15] ---
She was maintaining this position by exerting
slightly more strength than her opponent.
[21:19] ---
Shirogane intended to win in the end
[21:21] ---
but also determined
that he had the upper hand anyway.
[21:24] ---
Both contestants were striving
to prolong the match!
[21:30] ---
One more minute,
and I'll go down in defeat with grace.
[21:32] ---
I'm actually starting to sweat.
[21:36] ---
Sweat?
[21:38] ---
My hand is sweaty?
[21:43] ---
Nooooo!
[21:46] ---
SLAM
[21:50] ---
The winner of this nail-biter is Shinomiya!
[21:53] ---
Hooray!
[21:57] ---
You two were great! Good job!
[22:01] ---
Our first Muscle Queen is...
[22:03] ---
MUSCLE QUEEN
[22:04] ---
LAST PLACE
[22:04] ---
KAGUYA ISHIGAMI FUJIWARA SHIROGANE
[22:04] ---
Shinomiya!
[22:07] ---
Congratulations!
[22:08] ---
"Muscle Queen"?
[22:09] ---
- That's our Kaguya!
- Unbelievable!
[22:12] ---
Starting today, this is
how we should refer to you, Kaguya!
[22:18] ---
Princess Muscle.
[22:20] ---
"Princess Muscle"?
[22:22] ---
Once upon a time, there were people called "Elderly Builders." They were plucked from gyms and made to compete in all kinds of tournaments.
Among these builders was one whose muscles sparkled. Finding this strange, I moved closer and found that he was shining from inside his muscles. Once I saw that, how powerful this tiny man seemed to me.
[22:26] ---
Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
[22:39] ---
P-Please stop!
[22:41] ---
Please!
[22:43] ---
Stop that!
[22:47] ---
Muscle! Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
[22:55] ---
That last bit of torque...
[22:57] ---
was impressive.
[23:00] ---
You won. No doubt about it, Shinomiya.
[23:05] ---
I mean...
[23:07] ---
Muscle Queen!
[23:09] ---
Nooooo!
[23:15] ---
KAGUYA (MUSCLE QUEEN) WINS
[23:15] ---
Today's battle result...
[23:17] ---
Kaguya wins.
[23:20] ---
Ready...
[23:21] ---
Fight!
[24:51] ---
TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
KAGUYA (MUSCLE QUEEN) WINS
[24:53] ---
Yes!
[24:54] ---
My arm's broken!
No comments to display
No comments to display