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E2 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Mediate

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[01:30] ---
    By the way...
[01:32] ---
    Why does Iino hate you so much, Ishigami?
[01:32] ---
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    WANTS TO MEDIATE
[01:35] ---
    Well...
[01:36] ---
    You know how I'm always breaking the rules.
[01:39] ---
    Iino's on the Disciplinary Committee,
    so she can't stand people like me.
[01:43] ---
    Are you sure that's the only reason?
[01:45] ---
    RUMBLE
    RUMBLE
[01:45] ---
    Ishigami!
[01:46] ---
    Maybe you did something
    without realizing it.
[01:49] ---
    But I haven't done anything.
[01:52] ---
    You know how she's always
    playing with fire?
[01:55] ---
    I'm like her behind-the-scenes fixer.
[01:56] ---
    I'M HER FIXER
[02:00] ---
    So it's actually for her own good.
[02:02] ---
    Well, right.
[02:04] ---
    Yet, she's always chewing me out.
[02:07] ---
    Would it kill her to show a little gratitude?
[02:11] ---
    Well, she'll never know how you feel
    unless you tell her yourself.
[02:14] ---
    Being pushy's not my style.
[02:18] ---
    Miko, it's been a while now
    since you joined the student council.
[02:21] ---
    Are you getting along with everyone?
[02:22] ---
    Um...
[02:23] ---
    It's been going well lately.
[02:26] ---
    GRIN
[02:26] ---
    At first, there were times
    when I misread the situation just a tiny bit.
[02:26] ---
    PRESIDENT IS A MAN WHORE!!
[02:29] ---
    You're willing to let it slide, then.
[02:32] ---
    To be honest,
    sometimes I wonder about them.
[02:32] ---
    RUMBLE
    RUMBLE
[02:34] ---
    They go into play mode
    and start fooling around at the drop of a hat.
[02:37] ---
    And you can't stomach
    that kind of thing, can you, Miko?
[02:39] ---
    But everyone's so nice to me
    that I can't help letting it go.
[02:44] ---
    You always end up forgiving people
    the second they're nice to you.
[02:47] ---
    Of course I have nothing against Fujiwara,
[02:49] ---
    but Shinomiya nor Shirogane
    aren't bad people, either.
[02:53] ---
    GRIN
[02:53] ---
    The hopeless one is Ishigami.
[02:55] ---
    Why do you hate him so much?
[02:57] ---
    What do you mean, why? You know
    as well as anyone the lengths I go to for him!
[03:02] ---
    BOW
    BOW
[03:02] ---
    Endlessly apologizing whenever the Disciplinary
    Committee president gets miffed at Ishigami!
[03:05] ---
    Toning down Ishigami's infractions in the
    Disciplinary Records so they seem more benign!
[03:06] ---
    HMM...
[03:09] ---
    SNARL
[03:09] ---
    While he was suspended, I met
    with his teachers repeatedly to work out a deal!
[03:12] ---
    GROWL
    GROWL
[03:13] ---
    After going to bat for him
    numerous times, what does he say to me?
[03:17] ---
    Seriously, you should take off those blinders
    once in a while.

[03:20] ---
    How can he talk down to me like that?
[03:22] ---
    ARGH
    ARGH
[03:22] ---
    That's what infuriates me beyond belief!
    Just who does he think he is?
[03:25] ---
    But it's actually mutual.
[03:28] ---
    Why don't you tell Ishigami how you feel?
    I think he'd thank you if you did that.
[03:33] ---
    I don't wanna do that!
[03:34] ---
    Justice seeks nothing in return, right?
[03:37] ---
    People are moved precisely because they're shown
    kindness that seeks nothing in return.
[03:41] ---
    That's right.
    Just like this Stella-like person!
[03:45] ---
    Yes, I remember. That was when I'd hit rock bottom,
    ostracized by everyone around me.
[03:50] ---
    Did you have to end up going there?
[03:51] ---
    Then I found an envelope on my desk.
[03:52] ---
    I've heard that story at least 11 times.
[03:53] ---
    And inside it I found...
[03:55] ---
    And...
[03:57] ---
    that was when the two
    happened to cross paths.

[03:59] ---
    Ugh.
[04:00] ---
    What that's supposed to mean, ugh?
[04:02] ---
    HOSTILE HOSTILE
[04:05] ---
    Can't they be a little...
[04:07] ---
    ...more civil to each other at least?
[04:09] ---
    This is the day that their overseers first met.
[04:13] ---
    STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
[04:14] ---
    So...
[04:15] ---
    I'd like you two
    to get along a little more.
[04:18] ---
    Huh?
[04:19] ---
    You're our treasurer
    and our auditor after all.
[04:21] ---
    You have to be somewhat civil
    or it'll impact your work.
[04:25] ---
    Well, of course.
[04:27] ---
    But...
[04:27] ---
    it's physically impossible for me.
[04:29] ---
    I'd rather not even see him
    if I can help it.
[04:31] ---
    You sure can talk like a fiend
    while keeping a straight face.

[04:34] ---
    How am I supposed to be friends
    with someone who talks like that?
[04:37] ---
    That's what we thought you'd say,
    so we came fully prepared.
[04:40] ---
    THE ISHIGAMI-IINO
    FRIENDSHIP
    PLAN
[04:41] ---
    We call it "The Ishigami-Iino
    Friendship Plan."
[04:41] ---
    TA-DA
[04:44] ---
    Friendship Plan?
[04:46] ---
    We're going to give you
    a series of missions,
[04:46] ---
    MISSION 1
[04:49] ---
    MISSION 1
    MISSION 2
[04:50] ---
    and we want you
    to clear them together.
[04:51] ---
    MISSION 1
    MISSION 2
    MISSION 3
[04:52] ---
    And before you know it, you'll be besties.
    It's a magical project.
[04:56] ---
    It sounds seriously sketchy.
    What are we supposed to do?
[04:58] ---
    Okay, this is your first mission.
[05:01] ---
    Mission 1.
[05:01] ---
    COMPLIMENT
    EACH OTHER!
[05:03] ---
    BAM
[05:03] ---
    "Won't They Realize All the Good Things About
    Each Other If They Heap on the Compliments?"
[05:07] ---
    Huh?
[05:09] ---
    Over my dead body!
[05:09] ---
    SHOUT
    SHOUT
[05:10] ---
    Become friends by complimenting each other?
    How simplistic is that?
[05:12] ---
    Preposterous!
    Even Chika Fujiwara isn't that stupid!
[05:15] ---
    Totally lame!
[05:15] ---
    BOO
    BOO
[05:16] ---
    The worst idea ever!
[05:18] ---
    Excuse me. Please keep your criticism
    of this plan to yourselves.
[05:21] ---
    Can't you see how hurt President is?
[05:22] ---
    FORLORN...
[05:23] ---
    Huh? This was President's idea?
[05:25] ---
    OOPS OOPS
[05:26] ---
    I really racked my brain over this.
[05:27] ---
    TEARY-EYED...
[05:29] ---
    Hey, it's a brilliant idea!
[05:30] ---
    Extremely educational!
[05:33] ---
    I guess we're just
    going to have to do it, then.
[05:35] ---
    No way around it, is there?
[05:38] ---
    Your good points, Iino...
[05:40] ---
    Well, there's more than a few.
[05:42] ---
    You're diligent and a good student.
[05:45] ---
    And also, you know...
[05:47] ---
    You are an honest person.
[05:49] ---
    Well!
[05:51] ---
    That wasn't so hard, was it?
[05:56] ---
    This might actually be quite effective.
[05:58] ---
    Come on. It's your turn, Iino.
[06:01] ---
    W-Well, then...
[06:05] ---
    What I like about you, Ishigami...
[06:11] ---
    What am I going to do?
[06:12] ---
    I can't think of a single one!
[06:14] ---
    Huh?
[06:15] ---
    Listen, you! Play the game!
[06:17] ---
    Look how dejected President is!
[06:18] ---
    I can't help it if I come up empty!
[06:20] ---
    You have zero observation skills,
    you moronic woman!
[06:22] ---
    It's your own fault
    for not having any good qualities!
[06:25] ---
    SHOUT SHOUT
[06:26] ---
    I think they're actually
    on worse terms now.
[06:29] ---
    No, this is where we start
    getting serious.
[06:31] ---
    EAR CLEANING
[06:32] ---
    BAM
[06:34] ---
    Ear cleaning is similar in some ways
    to animal grooming, right?
[06:37] ---
    If you do this, then it's only a matter of—
[06:40] ---
    Iino, could you stop glaring at me?
[06:41] ---
    Who's doing who?
[06:43] ---
    As if I'd ever let you
    put your head on my thighs.
[06:46] ---
    Then I'll do it.
[06:47] ---
    As if I'd ever put my head on your thighs!
[06:50] ---
    Then what are we supposed to do?
[06:52] ---
    This is what!
[06:53] ---
    Don't face upward! You'll spit on me!
[06:56] ---
    And are you happy with this?
[07:02] ---
    SCRAPE...
[07:04] ---
    SCRAPE...
[07:05] ---
    SCRAPE...
[07:06] ---
    This is so not what I was envisioning.
[07:07] ---
    SCRAPE...
[07:08] ---
    SCRAPE...
[07:09] ---
    FEED EACH OTHER
[07:12] ---
    GRASP
[07:12] ---
    Those aren't weapons, all right?
[07:15] ---
    MUNCH
    MUNCH
[07:16] ---
    As of now, we've received
    one blow apiece.
[07:18] ---
    CARRY HER
    LIKE A PRINCESS
[07:21] ---
    POCKY GAME
[07:27] ---
    I'm all out of ideas!
[07:29] ---
    Come on, this is Fujiwara's domain!
[07:31] ---
    I have no talent for this kind of thing!
[07:34] ---
    RUMBLE
    RUMBLE
[07:35] ---
    How can I make them get along,
    for crying out loud?
[07:42] ---
    You two are such a good match, aren't you?
[07:44] ---
    - Huh?
    - In what world?
[07:46] ---
    Because from where I sit,
    it really looks like...
[07:48] ---
    You know, how you can't stop yourself
    from being mean to the one you like?
[07:51] ---
    Typical teen behavior, isn't it?
[07:54] ---
    When you say "I hate you," it only sounds
    like you're covering up your embarrassment.
[07:59] ---
    President? President?
[08:03] ---
    I like you quite a lot, Ishigami.
[08:08] ---
    Ah yeah.
[08:09] ---
    Me, too. Me, too.
[08:10] ---
    I like you quite a lot, Ishigami.
[08:15] ---
    Ah yeah.
[08:16] ---
    Me, too. Me, too.
[08:17] ---
    I like you quite a lot, Ishigami.
[08:21] ---
    Huh? Look, they're totally
    getting along now!
[08:21] ---
    Ah yeah.
[08:22] ---
    Me, too. Me, too.
[08:23] ---
    Amazing! How did you do it?
[08:26] ---
    Well...
[08:27] ---
    I suppose it's thanks to experience.
[08:29] ---
    I DO NOT WANT TO BE CALLED A PROFESSIONAL
[08:29] ---
    She has ten years of dealing
    with Miko Iino under her belt.

[08:31] ---
    10 YEARS
    OF EXPERIENCE
[08:33] ---
    Today's battle result...
[08:35] ---
    Osaragi wins.
[08:36] ---
    I like you quite a lot, Ishigami.
[08:36] ---
    Wow, that's
     impressive.
[08:38] ---
    I can draw something
    even more explicit.
[08:39] ---
    Explicit...?
[08:41] ---
    Ah...
[08:43] ---
    Shirogane?
[08:43] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS
    TO DISTRACT HIM
[08:44] ---
    No student council
    or part-time job today, right?
[08:46] ---
    Wanna do some karaoke?
[08:48] ---
    Karaoke, huh?
[08:50] ---
    But I'm not much of a singer.
[08:52] ---
    Hey, you don't have to sing.
[08:54] ---
    That's not our main reason for going.
[08:56] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[08:57] ---
    There are these networking things where
    you can connect with students from other schools.
[09:00] ---
    NETWORKING THINGS
[09:02] ---
    We'd rather not go by ourselves.
[09:06] ---
    Well, I'm always declining when you ask.
[09:09] ---
    Sure.
[09:10] ---
    All right!
[09:13] ---
    So, what time and where?
[09:14] ---
    Kara-Para in front of the station at four.
[09:18] ---
    Lady Kaguya, are you fine with that?
[09:21] ---
    He shouldn't have any qualms about going out
    with his friends once in a while.
[09:25] ---
    I don't mean that.
    I'm talking about the networking event.
[09:28] ---
    BROAD-MINDED
    BROAD-MINDED
[09:28] ---
    I see no harm in that.
[09:30] ---
    As the student council president, it cannot hurt
    to connect with students from other schools.
[09:34] ---
    And I'm not a possessive woman.
[09:35] ---
    NOT A
    POSSESSIVE
    WOMAN
[09:37] ---
    No, as I was saying...
[09:39] ---
    It's probably a group date.
[09:41] ---
    Then I've got to stop him,
    no matter what!
[09:43] ---
    Group dates!
[09:45] ---
    Aren't they the amusement quarters where men and
    women seeking mates secretly flirt with one another?
[09:50] ---
    That's correct.
[09:51] ---
    President would attend such an event?
[09:54] ---
    Well, not that it seems like he realizes it yet.
[09:56] ---
    What should I do?
[09:58] ---
    Why don't you take part yourself
    as his chaperone?
[10:01] ---
    I can't do that! You'd toss me
    into a crowd of lustful men?
[10:07] ---
    How callous of you!
[10:09] ---
    You're right. I'm sorry.
[10:11] ---
    In the first place, if my family found out
    that I attended such an event, I'd be disowned.
[10:16] ---
    Well, that's true.
[10:19] ---
    It's not as if I need to go
    directly myself, right?
[10:22] ---
    What?
[10:24] ---
    All right, we're going to get
    this networking event started!
[10:28] ---
    Let's drink, sing and cut loose, everyone!
[10:31] ---
    Needless to say,
    the drinks are nonalcoholic!
[10:35] ---
    Hey, you never said
    it was going to be this kind of event.
[10:38] ---
    Oh yes, I did tell you.
[10:39] ---
    You seemed to have a lot on your mind lately,
    and I thought this would be just the break for you.
[10:44] ---
    Look! That girl next to you is a 10, huh?
[10:48] ---
    Grumpy!
[10:50] ---
    Now, all you have to do is make sure
    that no girl does anything to President!

[10:55] ---
    If you could extract him from that venue,
    that would be most ideal!

[10:57] ---
    Tossing me into this crowd
    of lustful men?
[11:01] ---
    How callous of you!
[11:02] ---
    You're looking gloomy!
[11:04] ---
    What's the matter?
[11:05] ---
    Did your friend stand you up
    at the last minute?
[11:08] ---
    What do you care what happened to me?
[11:10] ---
    Is that you, Miss Herthaka?
[11:13] ---
    Huh?
[11:13] ---
    You know her, Shirogane?
    Hook us up, will you?
[11:16] ---
    Uh, I wouldn't say that I know her.
[11:19] ---
    Why don't you just say it?
[11:21] ---
    That I'm the woman
    you dumped so resoundingly.
[11:24] ---
    UGH UGH
[11:25] ---
    Huh? Oh, that kind of...
[11:29] ---
    So Shirogane, I'm heading over there.
[11:32] ---
    Hey!
[11:36] ---
    It's awkward, isn't it? A party
    with the woman you dumped in attendance...
[11:40] ---
    N-No.
[11:43] ---
    It's so hard for me, too...
[11:46] ---
    to be near you!
[11:49] ---
    Peek!
[11:50] ---
    Sorry.
[11:51] ---
    You have no idea how hard it is!
[11:53] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[11:55] ---
    Oh! I can't take it!
[11:57] ---
    I'm going to find another seat.
[12:01] ---
    Stay by my side.
[12:02] ---
    Huh? Make up your mind!
[12:04] ---
    Didn't you just say
    it was too hard to be near me?
[12:07] ---
    Um, well...
[12:13] ---
    Chatting up other girls
    right before my eyes...
[12:18] ---
    You don't think that would be cruel?
[12:25] ---
    Oh.
[12:26] ---
    It's my turn to sing.
[12:30] ---
    "MY FEELINGS"
    LYRICS: SAKA AKASAKA
    MUSIC: GIORGIO GIORGIO
[12:31] ---
    I am now going to sing out my feelings.
[12:35] ---
    So sad, so sad, lu-lu-lu-lu...
[12:39] ---
    Why can't I become your Number 1?
[12:44] ---
    If only I'd never fallen in love with you...
[12:47] ---
    All I ever wanted was for you to say it...
[12:52] ---
    Where is my heart heading now?
[12:56] ---
    Here I am, crying, a lost kitten...
[13:01] ---
    If it's only in my dreams,
    I'll still be happy...

[13:06] ---
    Just hold me close...
[13:09] ---
    From the start,
    I knew that I'd be hurt...

[13:13] ---
    I knew that this grief would...
[13:14] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[13:22] ---
    You're a really good singer.
[13:25] ---
    That really touched my heart.
[13:27] ---
    Do you come to these kinds of events a lot?
[13:29] ---
    No. I'm really not comfortable
    in places that are full of guys.
[13:33] ---
    Then why are you here?
[13:35] ---
    My little sister made me come today.
[13:38] ---
    She said it was high time
    I got over being dumped.
[13:39] ---
    RUMBLE
    RUMBLE
[13:41] ---
    She forced me.
[13:42] ---
    She has no clue
    about people's feelings.
[13:43] ---
    GRUMBLE
    GRUMBLE
[13:44] ---
    Her personality's warped
    beyond belief!
[13:47] ---
    How is someone like that
    going to fare in the future?
[13:50] ---
    Well, she's been a little better lately.
[13:56] ---
    Did I say something funny?
[13:57] ---
    No.
[13:59] ---
    But I'm finally starting to see
    something close to the real you.
[14:01] ---
    What?
[14:02] ---
    When I met you before, it kind of seemed
    like you were putting on an act.
[14:10] ---
    It's easier to relate to you like this.
[14:13] ---
    It's better not to put on an act?
[14:16] ---
    Well...
[14:18] ---
    That's a lie.
[14:20] ---
    No one will ever love you
    unless you're acting.
[14:23] ---
    You have to envelope and hide your weakness
    and ugliness inside that act or you won't be loved.
[14:29] ---
    Even babies know that instinctively.
[14:32] ---
    That there's no way
    that anyone will love you as you are.
[14:36] ---
    That's not true.
[14:37] ---
    Tell me, then...
[14:39] ---
    Can you show it?
[14:41] ---
    The real Miyuki Shirogane,
    the one who's not overreaching or bluffing,
[14:45] ---
    who hides none of his vulnerabilities...
[14:57] ---
    Oh, sorry! I'm being
    a little obnoxious today, aren't I?
[15:00] ---
    No.
[15:01] ---
    I think you should head home now.
[15:04] ---
    You said that you'd fallen for someone.
[15:07] ---
    I'm sure she'd be sad if she knew
    you were in a place like this.
[15:11] ---
    You're right.
[15:13] ---
    I guess I'll be doing just that.
[15:17] ---
    Hey, I couldn't help overhearing.
[15:19] ---
    Did you say you'd been dumped?
[15:21] ---
    I just got dumped by my girlfriend
    the other day, too.
[15:23] ---
    That makes us friends, right?
    Let's get cozy, huh?
[15:27] ---
    You're certainly closing in on me!
[15:28] ---
    Any guy would close in
    on a hot girl like you!
[15:32] ---
    So anyway, let's sing together.
[15:34] ---
    Go on. Pick a song.
[15:35] ---
    Hey, Herthaka...
[15:38] ---
    We were going to the drink bar, remember?
[15:40] ---
    Let's get going.
[15:41] ---
    What?
[15:45] ---
    Play along, all right?
[15:46] ---
    I thought you were good at acting.
[15:54] ---
    Lady Kaguya...
[15:55] ---
    I've successfully extracted President.
[15:57] ---
    Really? That's good to hear!
[15:59] ---
    However, I still haven't carried out
    one of your orders.

[16:02] ---
    What?
[16:03] ---
    Hey, Shirogane!
[16:05] ---
    Huh? What?
[16:07] ---
    I just booked another room,
    so let's start over with the karaoke!
[16:10] ---
    But...
[16:11] ---
    Don't worry!
[16:12] ---
    As long as we rejoin them just before it ends,
    no one will be spreading any rumors.
[16:16] ---
    Is that how it works?
[16:18] ---
    Let's go.
[16:20] ---
    H-Hayasaka!
[16:21] ---
    You dared me to seduce President
    if I could, remember?

[16:26] ---
    I was ill-prepared last time, so I failed.
[16:29] ---
    But rest assured, Lady Kaguya.
[16:31] ---
    Hold on, Hayasaka!
[16:37] ---
    This time, I can make it happen.
[16:40] ---
    Hayasaka?
[16:42] ---
    Shirogane...
[16:43] ---
    You said you liked me better
    when I wasn't acting, right?
[16:47] ---
    Is that true?
[16:49] ---
    Yeah.
[16:51] ---
    Then...
[16:52] ---
    I'm going to show you the real me.
[16:55] ---
    So show me the real you.
[16:57] ---
    Hayasaka!
[16:59] ---
    Answer me! Hayasaka!
[17:02] ---
    DRAMA AMONG THE MINOR CHARACTERS
[17:04] ---
    SABURO TOYOSAKI
    GO KAZAMATSURI
[17:06] ---
    KAGUYA PREEMPTIVELY STRIKES
[17:07] ---
    Hayasaka? Answer me!
[17:09] ---
    Hayasaka!
[17:11] ---
    Yes, I did tell her to seduce him
    if she could, but...

[17:14] ---
    That was just a one-time dare!
[17:18] ---
    Right now, Hayasaka and President
    are all alone behind closed doors!
[17:24] ---
    I have to stop her or else!
[17:29] ---
    Not here!
[17:31] ---
    Nor here!
[17:35] ---
    That's Hayasaka's coat!
    This must be it!

[17:38] ---
    Wh-What on earth are they doing in there?
[17:40] ---
    I've heard about this on the news!
[17:42] ---
    That there's a growing problem of people
    using karaoke rooms for obscene purposes!

[17:47] ---
    S-Surely not, right?
[17:49] ---
    After all, Hayasaka is a lady
    with self-restraint!

[17:51] ---
    Except for when she's angry,
    she's a girl who's driven by common sense!

[17:55] ---
    Except for when she's angry...
[17:58] ---
    She has no clue
    about people's feelings.

[18:02] ---
    She was furious!
[18:04] ---
    Hayasaka's a ticking time bomb right now!
[18:06] ---
    The best way to seduce a man
    is to give him accountability.

[18:10] ---
    She's going to do something
    so she can hold him accountable!

[18:13] ---
    What can I do?
[18:14] ---
    Should I just barge in?
[18:16] ---
    But if I do that...
[18:18] ---
    Huh? What's this?
    You've been following me?

[18:20] ---
    What are you, a stalker?
[18:22] ---
    Never in a million years!
[18:25] ---
    Since I'm in disguise now,
    maybe he won't realize it's me.

[18:29] ---
    If I put on these sunglasses...
[18:31] ---
    and hide my mouth with this mask...
[18:33] ---
    See?
[18:35] ---
    I'm not a stalker!
[18:37] ---
    Should I pull the alarm? Call for staff?
[18:39] ---
    But what if something sordid
    is going on inside?

[18:43] ---
    Wait, I know.
[18:45] ---
    Hello! What's going on?
[18:48] ---
    Miss Fujiwara,
    are you in the mood for singing?

[18:51] ---
    Huh?
[18:52] ---
    Would like to join me in karaoke?
[18:54] ---
    You, sing karaoke, Kaguya?
[18:56] ---
    I'm coming! You bet I'm coming!
[18:58] ---
    Then, I'll be waiting in Room 21
    at Kara-Para in front of the station.
[19:02] ---
    Just come on in, all right?
[19:04] ---
    I'll be right there!
[19:05] ---
    MISS FUJIWARA
[19:06] ---
    That worked like a charm.
[19:08] ---
    If Miss Fujiwara barges in on them,
    then surely that'll stop them in their tracks!

[19:13] ---
    I can only pray
    that nothing happens before then.

[19:16] ---
    No! I can't!
[19:18] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
    Not a second longer!
[19:20] ---
    But it was your idea.
[19:22] ---
    You're not getting out of this
    until I'm satisfied!
[19:25] ---
    Come on! I can do this nonstop!
[19:26] ---
    So big! Oh please! Don't take it out!
[19:29] ---
    Enough! Any more of this,
    and you'll destroy me!
[19:32] ---
    Nooooo!
[19:39] ---
    It...
[19:41] ---
    It's too late!
[19:44] ---
    Hayasaka...
[19:45] ---
    Hayasaka, how could you?
[19:52] ---
    That hit the spot.
[19:59] ---
    H-Hayasaka!
[20:01] ---
    Are you all right?
[20:02] ---
    L-Lady Kaguya...
[20:05] ---
    President...
[20:07] ---
    was horrendously inept.
[20:09] ---
    He's inept?
[20:10] ---
    Inept, and yet...
[20:12] ---
    it's so huge.
[20:14] ---
    Huge?
[20:15] ---
    His voice.
[20:17] ---
    H-His voice?
[20:20] ---
    Voice?
[20:22] ---
    He can sing ordinary songs adequately,
    but his rapping is heinous!
[20:25] ---
    If you need an analogy,
[20:27] ---
    his singing sounds
    like the guts of a sea slug!
[20:27] ---
    TERRIBLE
    TERRIBLE
[20:29] ---
    Sea slug?
[20:30] ---
    Yet, he insists on singing
    as loudly as he can!
[20:32] ---
    It was like torture! Hell!
[20:33] ---
    I thought he was going to break my ears!
[20:37] ---
    Are you talking about his singing?
[20:40] ---
    I'm going home now.
[20:41] ---
    G-Good idea.
[20:43] ---
    Huh? Hayasaka?
[20:45] ---
    Miss Fujiwara?
[20:46] ---
    You're going home already?
[20:48] ---
    Y-Yes.
[20:49] ---
    I just saw President
    heading into the restroom.
[20:53] ---
    President...
[20:55] ---
    Singing...
[20:57] ---
    The guts of a sea slug...
[21:06] ---
    TREMBLE TREMBLE
[21:07] ---
    Okay, I think I'll be heading home now!
[21:14] ---
    Huh?
[21:20] ---
    Why did you do such a thing?
[21:25] ---
    Because lately, you seem
    to be enjoying yourself.
[21:28] ---
    Getting angry, laughing...
    You seemed so free, and I was jealous.
[21:34] ---
    I wanted you to hurt just a little.
[21:40] ---
    I thought it might be
    something like that.
[21:43] ---
    What do you mean,
    you thought as much?
[21:45] ---
    Because...
[21:47] ---
    no one in this world knows as well as I do
    how twisted your personality is.
[21:55] ---
    But Lady Kaguya,
    you're really no different than me.
[21:58] ---
    That's right. We're quite alike.
[22:00] ---
    And no wonder since you and I
    are more or less sisters.
[22:04] ---
    Ah...
[22:06] ---
    I'm all alone...
[22:10] ---
    And nobo—
[22:14] ---
    (NO SUBJECT)
    HERTHAKA
    to: ME
    Sorry! I'm not feeling well, so I'll be leaving now!!
    It's not because of your rapping, okay? I swear!
    But maybe you shouldn't rap like that in front of other people...
    Now, that's not to say that your rapping is that awful.
    How should I put it? You know how they say that
    medicine is the flip side of poison?
    The human body can only tolerate so much.
[22:16] ---
    Today's battle result...
[22:19] ---
    I'm going to practice my rapping.
[22:22] ---
    Shirogane loses.
[22:24] ---
    Meaning that you didn't do it
    because you were angry with me, right?
[22:28] ---
    That was part of it.