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E7 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Work - Kaguya Wants Him to Join In - Kaguya Wants to Control It

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[01:30] ---
    Relationship advice, huh?
[01:33] ---
    Yes! Right now,
    I'm facing a major problem!
[01:37] ---
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    WANTS TO WORK
[01:37] ---
    I thought only you, the Love Master,
    would be able to solve this issue!
[01:46] ---
    The ship has already sailed!
[01:47] ---
    I'll see your voyage through to the end!
[01:49] ---
    President!
[01:51] ---
    Here we go again.
[01:53] ---
    I'm at the end of my rope
    for this charade!

[01:55] ---
    How could I ever be thought of
    as the Love Master?

[01:58] ---
    How did I qualify for that title?
[01:59] ---
    If a virgin can qualify,
    I'll get it sooner or later!

[02:02] ---
    The idea of me giving
    girlfriend advice is ridiculous!

[02:05] ---
    Please, make this an easy one!
[02:07] ---
    That's Miss Kashiwagi's boyfriend.
[02:11] ---
    I thought things were going well with them
    doing the charity work together.

[02:16] ---
    So, what's the problem?
[02:18] ---
    Right. Actually...
[02:21] ---
    I want to hold
    Miss Kashiwagi's hand!
[02:21] ---
    BLURT
[02:26] ---
    We've been dating for a month now,
    so I'd like to do something romantic.
[02:33] ---
    That's why I want your advice
    on what I should do to hold hands with her!
[02:37] ---
    Why don't you ask a friend for advice?
[02:40] ---
    Isn't this just bragging?
[02:41] ---
    Did he come to brag,
    pretending he wants advice?

[02:44] ---
    The president has a big heart,
    but I'm sure even he'll get mad at—

[02:50] ---
    Oh, that.
[02:51] ---
    OH-THAT-ISM
[02:51] ---
    The face of a Buddha?
[02:53] ---
    He brought up something normal.
[02:56] ---
    Even I can advise about holding hands.
    I can handle the ABCs of love.

[03:02] ---
    The ABCs of love!
[03:04] ---
    Of the many kinds of couples,
[03:07] ---
    the meaning between them differs
    depending upon the depth of the relationship.

[03:10] ---
    The ABCs are one barometer
    to measure that depth.

[03:13] ---
    A is kissing. B is petting.
[03:15] ---
    C indicates a relationship
    that has gone all the way.

[03:19] ---
    This boyfriend is a beginner who decided
    to begin climbing the ABC mountain.

[03:24] ---
    The stage he is at differs little
    from fellow virgin, Shirogane.

[03:29] ---
    Listen. Holding hands is simple.
[03:32] ---
    Rent a cruiser, and as you gaze
    at the sun sinking below the horizon,
[03:35] ---
    let your fingertips accidentally
    on purpose brush up against hers.
[03:38] ---
    When she looks embarrassed,
    smile and take her hand.
[03:40] ---
    That's a tall order!
[03:42] ---
    But that's okay.
[03:44] ---
    I guess that's the kind of person
    the president is!

[03:46] ---
    I-I don't have the money to rent a cruiser.
[03:50] ---
    I see.
[03:51] ---
    Then,
[03:53] ---
    get a part-time job!
[03:54] ---
    A job?
[03:56] ---
    I recommend it.
[03:57] ---
    You work up a sweat. I swear, afterwards,
    the taste of the water from the fountain...
[04:00] ---
    is as good as cola! I guarantee it!
[04:03] ---
    Why not just drink cola?
[04:05] ---
    The president's workaholism
    might be coloring this argument.

[04:05] ---
    I'm not saying you need
    to rent a luxury liner.
[04:08] ---
    Right.
[04:09] ---
    You can rent a small one
    for 10,000 or 20,000 yen.
[04:12] ---
    But you need to have a license
    to pilot a boat, don't you?
[04:15] ---
    A small boat license is good enough.
[04:17] ---
    It's easy to get, so I recommend it.
[04:20] ---
    He's got one!
[04:21] ---
    W-Wow! I'm impressed, President!
[04:24] ---
    You can get one by taking a three-day course,
    and it costs less than 100,000 yen.
[04:28] ---
    But 100,000 yen is a lot of money to me.
[04:31] ---
    So get a job!
[04:32] ---
    Why do you try to keep pushing him
    into the workforce?

[04:36] ---
    Certainly, you're describing a great situation,
    but I've got a fundamental problem.
[04:41] ---
    My hands get all sweaty
    when I'm nervous.
[04:44] ---
    I'm afraid to take Miss Kashiwagi's hand
    when mine is slick with sweat.
[04:49] ---
    In other words...
[04:50] ---
    you have palmar hyperhidrosis!
[04:51] ---
    PALMAR HYPERHIDROSIS
[04:53] ---
    I don't know what that is,
    but you're probably right!
[04:55] ---
    Don't make a diagnosis
    before seeing a doctor!

[04:57] ---
    That would require surgery.
[05:00] ---
    Surgery for hyperhidrosis
    runs about 100,000 yen!
[05:07] ---
    Get a job! Okay?
[05:12] ---
    TODAY
[05:12] ---
    OGASAWARA
[05:12] ---
    OKINAWA
[05:18] ---
    Why are you obsessed
    with making him work?

[05:20] ---
    Wouldn't it be more constructive...
[05:22] ---
    to have a sweaty forehead from work
    than sweaty hands?
[05:24] ---
    That was a pretty good line!
[05:25] ---
    That decides it.
[05:28] ---
    For holding hands,
    a part-time job is essential!
[05:30] ---
    Wrong! It isn't essential at all!
[05:33] ---
    As it happens, the place where I work
    is looking for people for summer vacation.
[05:38] ---
    Shall I inquire on your behalf?
[05:39] ---
    President...
[05:41] ---
    Don't worry. I'd be with you.
[05:43] ---
    It's physical labor. It's tough at first.
[05:45] ---
    I'd be there every step of the way.
[05:45] ---
    Please, realize your basic mistake!
[05:47] ---
    President!
[05:49] ---
    The cost of the boat, license and surgery...
    We're looking at about 200,000 yen.
[05:53] ---
    The job pays 1,000 yen an hour,
    so 5,000 yen for a five-hour shift.
[05:57] ---
    If you work 40 days,
    you should be able to swing it.
[06:00] ---
    You'll have a fun summer vacation!
[06:02] ---
    I suppose so.
[06:06] ---
    This is bad.
[06:07] ---
    At this rate, the president's summer vacation
    will be consumed by working!

[06:11] ---
    After my trouble coming up
    with summer vacation plans!

[06:13] ---
    They'll all be ruined!
[06:17] ---
    - I'll arrange an interview—
    - Hold it!
[06:20] ---
    The color of her magnifying glass is pink!
[06:22] ---
    That's the color of truth!
[06:24] ---
    Enter the Love Detective!
[06:26] ---
    LOVE DETECTIVE CHIKA
[06:27] ---
    Fujiwara and Shinomiya?
[06:29] ---
    I'm not gonna let you
    talk about love without me!
[06:33] ---
    Shinomiya...
[06:34] ---
    I'm not part of this!
[06:35] ---
    I'm not a fool!
[06:37] ---
    It seems you're together.
[06:39] ---
    So, what's the matter at hand?
[06:41] ---
    Yes, the question was
    how he can hold his girlfriend's hand.
[06:47] ---
    I see.
[06:52] ---
    Huh? Can't he just normally
    take her by the hand?
[06:55] ---
    What element is gumming up the works?
[06:57] ---
    Well, the problematic aspect
    is a high psychological hurdle.
[07:01] ---
    Sweaty palms.
[07:04] ---
    After my love sensor went off...
[07:07] ---
    Is that the level
    of male relationship advice?
[07:10] ---
    That's cute.
[07:12] ---
    You say it's nothing to worry about?
[07:14] ---
    After all, the only advice here
    is "Do your best," right?
[07:17] ---
    "Do your best"? That's so vague.
[07:20] ---
    It's not vague!
[07:22] ---
    He's so nervous that his hands
    get sweaty which is embarrassing!
[07:25] ---
    And yet... And yet...
[07:30] ---
    And yet, he screws up the courage,
    takes her hand, and it works out.
[07:35] ---
    Right?
[07:37] ---
    It wouldn't be fun if you could
    grab her hand without any effort!
[07:40] ---
    Trying to skip the hard part
    is a fundamental mistake!
[07:44] ---
    Right?
[07:47] ---
    Reflect on that!
[07:48] ---
    FWISH
[07:49] ---
    I-I see.
[07:51] ---
    I was just lacking in pure will.
[07:54] ---
    Just trying hard is enough?
[07:58] ---
    What about the job?
[07:59] ---
    He doesn't need it!
[08:00] ---
    I don't believe it.
[08:02] ---
    I'll do my best!
[08:03] ---
    Although I've never held hands
    with a boy myself.
[08:08] ---
    Days later...
[08:13] ---
    On a date with Kashiwagi,
[08:15] ---
    he somehow succeeded
    in holding Kashiwagi's hand.

[08:20] ---
    At any rate, I'm glad I protected
    the president's summer vacation.

[08:26] ---
    Results of today's match...
[08:26] ---
    RESULTS
    OF TODAY'S MATCH:
[08:28] ---
    Shirogane loses.
[08:28] ---
    SHIROGANE LOSES
    (FAILED TO RECRUIT A PART-TIMER)
[08:30] ---
    Maybe Shinomiya could work there?
[08:32] ---
    No, dream on.
[08:34] ---
    If he really needs someone
    to work there, he should ask me.

[08:42] ---
    Jeez, club activities suck.
[08:45] ---
    Wha...
[08:47] ---
    Club activities are important.
[08:49] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS HIM TO JOIN IN
[08:49] ---
    Dedicating oneself to something
    develops the body and mind.
[08:51] ---
    No, I know
    that club activities are important.
[08:55] ---
    Without them, students would have free time
    and go on the path of delinquency.
[08:59] ---
    Juvie, suspension,
    the breakdown of the family.
[09:02] ---
    MOM
    SOB SOB
[09:03] ---
    In the end, they get pregnant,
    and we do a fundraising campaign.
[09:06] ---
    Club activities are also a way...
[09:09] ---
    to keep mentally immature children
    isolated from all that.
[09:13] ---
    I didn't say that!
[09:15] ---
    I mean, yes, there's that aspect to it.
[09:18] ---
    Club activities!
[09:20] ---
    Two pyramids exist at Shuchiin Academy.
[09:24] ---
    One is the parentage pyramid.
[09:25] ---
    DAUGHTER OF THE PRESIDENT
    OF A MAJOR SHIPBUILDING COMPANY
[09:26] ---
    SON OF A HOSPITAL
    DIRECTOR
[09:26] ---
    99% of the students at Shuchiin Academy
    come from wealthy families.

[09:30] ---
    DAUGHTER OF THE PRESIDENT
    OF AN ADVERTISING AGENCY
[09:30] ---
    DAUGHTER
    OF A SHINOMIYA
    GROUP DIRECTOR
[09:30] ---
    DAUGHTER OF
    THE PRESIDENT
    OF A FAMOUS I.T. COMPANY
[09:33] ---
    Therefore, this is
    the ensuing balance of power.

[09:33] ---
    ALL OTHERS
    (GENERAL PUBLIC)
SIGN    DOCTORS, PRESIDENTS OF MEDIUM-SIZED CORPORATIONS, PRO SPORTS ATHLETES
[09:35] ---
    It could be called
    the "Social Standing Hierarchy."

[09:35] ---
    GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS,
    EXECUTIVES OF LARGE
    CORPORATIONS
SIGN    WORLD-FAMOUS
[09:37] ---
    PRIVILEGED CLASS
[09:38] ---
    SPORTS
    TABLE TENNIS
    CULTURAL
    NO CLUB
    MANGA CLUB (ANIME CLUB)
[09:39] ---
    And the other pyramid...
[09:42] ---
    The Club Caste!
[09:46] ---
    Anyone affiliated with a sports club alone
    may be popular,

[09:48] ---
    regardless of actual performance
    during club activities.

[09:50] ---
    BENCHWARMER
[09:52] ---
    Students who belong to no club
    or cultural club members...

[09:56] ---
    feel negatively about
    this unreasonable state of affairs.

[09:59] ---
    Those who are serious about it
    are okay in my book.
[10:02] ---
    But don't the majority put on "We're serious"
    faces while pretending to be best buddies?
[10:08] ---
    That's a really cold thing.
[10:11] ---
    It's like, what's fun about that?
[10:13] ---
    They should do it
    as if their lives depended on it!
[10:16] ---
    I swear...
[10:18] ---
    I wish they would all die.
[10:20] ---
    Shoot. Ishigami is off
    on one of his anti-youth rants.

[10:24] ---
    I have to get him back on topic somehow.
[10:28] ---
    Well, let's put a pin in that.
[10:30] ---
    About the club budget draft...
[10:33] ---
    With the recent recession,
[10:33] ---
    2019 STUDENT COUNCIL
    (CLUB SPONSORSHIP)
    TREASURY BUDGET DRAFT
[10:34] ---
    contributions are down.
[10:36] ---
    We'll have to cut club budgets
    wherever we can.
[10:40] ---
    I definitely want to hear
    your opinion as treasurer.
[10:42] ---
    Well, let's see.
[10:44] ---
    Going from my experience
    doing accounting for the family business,
[10:44] ---
    NOTE: SON OF THE PRESIDENT
    OF A TOY MANUFACTURING
    COMPANY
[10:47] ---
    I have to say there's a lot of waste
    in this proposed budget.
[10:51] ---
    We should probably slash
    the soccer club's budget.
[10:55] ---
    Okay, why?
[10:58] ---
    A lot of the members have girlfriends.
[10:59] ---
    That's your reason?
[11:01] ---
    For the same reason, let's reduce the
    basketball club and the baseball club's budgets.
[11:05] ---
    How about a 50,000 yen reduction
    for every couple?
[11:07] ---
    Taxing couples?
[11:08] ---
    Shouldn't those who are happy
    be taxed the most?
[11:12] ---
    It's a happiness tax.
[11:13] ---
    Even a tyrant wouldn't tax like that!
    That's just a total personal grudge!
[11:18] ---
    It is a personal grudge,
    but is that so bad?
[11:22] ---
    It is bad! It's really bad!
[11:25] ---
    You don't understand, President.
[11:28] ---
    You don't understand my feelings!
[11:31] ---
    Hey, you don't have a game
    this Sunday, do you?

[11:34] ---
    It's been a while, so let's go somewhere!
[11:37] ---
    Sorry. We have practice that day.
[11:40] ---
    Lately all you do is practice!
[11:42] ---
    Sorry, but the tournament's coming up.
[11:44] ---
    I know, but...
[11:48] ---
    Right now,
[11:50] ---
    I'm putting it all on the line for soccer.
[11:53] ---
    Tak...
[11:54] ---
    THROB
[11:57] ---
    You burst into tears?
[11:59] ---
    It's okay with me
    that they have girlfriends.
[12:02] ---
    I'm so used to it that I don't feel
    anything about it at this point.
[12:05] ---
    If you've got a girlfriend, go on a date!
[12:07] ---
    Why are you even at practice?
[12:09] ---
    If you've got a precious girlfriend,
    what could be more important than her?
[12:17] ---
    When I have nothing...
[12:20] ---
    L-Look, you know a lot about computers.
[12:24] ---
    Everyone says the same thing to otaku.
[12:26] ---
    Maybe you should join one of those clubs.
[12:29] ---
    Is it possible to be in a club
    and also do student council?
[12:32] ---
    Well, Shinomiya and Fujiwara do it,
[12:36] ---
    so it's not impossible.
[12:37] ---
    I see. What clubs are they in?
[12:40] ---
    I believe Fujiwara belongs
    to the tabletop game club.
[12:44] ---
    I can imagine her enjoying that.
[12:50] ---
    Shinomiya is in the Japanese archery club.
[12:52] ---
    The Japanese archery club?
[12:54] ---
    That really suits her.
[12:57] ---
    How do you mean?
[12:59] ---
    With Japanese archery,
[13:01] ---
    if you've got breasts, the bowstring
    rubs against them when you pull it back.
[13:04] ---
    But with Shinomiya-senpai's size,
    there's no need to worry about that.
[13:08] ---
    She's like this.
[13:10] ---
    - Ishigami!
    - Just like this.
[13:11] ---
    Behind you! Behind you!
[13:12] ---
    FWISH FWISH
[13:12] ---
    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[13:14] ---
    Ishigami!
[13:15] ---
    Ishigami!
[13:17] ---
    I hear it's possible to bind your boobs
    with bandages up to D cup.
[13:20] ---
    I'm sure Fujiwara-senpai
    is way bigger than that,
[13:23] ---
    so the day she tried Japanese archery,
    her chest would be knocked all over the place!
[13:28] ---
    They'd be like this!
[13:28] ---
    WOBBLE WOBBLE
[13:28] ---
    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[13:29] ---
    Like this!
[13:31] ---
    Hit the brakes, Ishigami!
[13:33] ---
    Ishigami?
[13:43] ---
    GRIN
[13:45] ---
    FWAP FWAP
[13:52] ---
    You're lucky, Ishigami.
[13:54] ---
    Miss Fujiwara is kind,
    so she'll forgive you.
[13:58] ---
    She's probably the only one
    who'd forgive you.
[14:01] ---
    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[14:02] ---
    I'm sure of it.
[14:05] ---
    President, I'm going home
    to write my will.
[14:08] ---
    S-Sure.
[14:10] ---
    But don't die.
[14:14] ---
    It was a life full of liking
    big ones and small ones.
[14:19] ---
    Were you two at your clubs?
[14:21] ---
    Yes.
[14:22] ---
    President, please increase
    the budget of the tabletop game club.
[14:26] ---
    I'll give you a cola.
[14:27] ---
    DAUGHTER OF
    A POLITICIAN
[14:27] ---
    Don't offer me such an obvious bribe.
[14:30] ---
    But I've never been in a club,
    so I don't know what it's like.
[14:35] ---
    Really?
[14:39] ---
    Then, you should join my club.
[14:41] ---
    No! If I said that,
[14:43] ---
    it'd be like saying I wanted to be
    in the same club as the president!

[14:46] ---
    I'm not really that...
[14:50] ---
    Then why don't you try joining my club?
[14:53] ---
    Tabletop game club, huh?
[14:56] ---
    President, the budgets for the cultural clubs
    haven't changed much.
[15:00] ---
    If you're there to observe
    as a member of student council,
[15:03] ---
    then logically, the sports clubs have had
    the major budget changes.
[15:06] ---
    No, my club is special!
[15:08] ---
    We always buy new games,
    so it's like a money pit!
[15:12] ---
    That doesn't endear me.
[15:13] ---
    My club! Please join my club!
[15:15] ---
    No!
[15:16] ---
    You can't, no.
[15:19] ---
    Well, I don't really have time
    to join a club because of my part-time job.

[15:26] ---
    But I like this situation.
    It feels like I'm popular.

[15:29] ---
    I won't tell them I can't!
[15:33] ---
    Results of today's match...
SIGN    RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH: SHIROGANE WINS
[15:34] ---
    Shirogane wins.
[15:35] ---
    BECAUSE FOR A SHORT TIME,
    HE'S ABLE TO FEEL LIKE HE HAS A HAREM
[15:38] ---
    I WANNA BE POPULAR.
    I WANNA BE POPULAR.
[15:39] ---
    PSYCHOANALYSIS
[15:45] ---
    So, Pesu put Father's shoe
    in his mouth and ran off.
[15:49] ---
    Father chased after him, yelling,
    "I'm not bread from Shizuoka Prefecture!"
[15:49] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS TO CONTROL IT
[15:53] ---
    I held my sides with laughter!
[16:03] ---
    I love how you laugh, Miss Kaguya.
[16:08] ---
    Wh-Where's that coming from?
[16:11] ---
    After all, a long time ago,
    you didn't even crack a smile!
[16:15] ---
    When we were in middle school,
    they called you "Kaguya the Ice Princess."
[16:19] ---
    It was like you were in your own world.
[16:21] ---
    I was like that back then, wasn't I?
[16:24] ---
    After joining the student council, you were
    on bad terms with the president for a while.
[16:30] ---
    Shirogane, would you not look at me?
[16:33] ---
    You were looking at me first.
[16:36] ---
    It was as comfortable
    as sitting on thorns back then.
[16:39] ---
    I-It was like that back then, wasn't it?
[16:44] ---
    I kept my distance from people
    because I was afraid.

[16:47] ---
    Miss Fujiwara was the only one
    who stayed by my side despite that.

[16:52] ---
    I have to treat her better.
[16:57] ---
    It's my dream to see you
    roar with laughter someday!
[17:03] ---
    I wouldn't let myself
    lose control like that.
[17:06] ---
    That's what you say,
[17:08] ---
    but I bet you'd laugh
    if you saw my Pesu doing tricks.
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    It's amazing!
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    His wiener!
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    Is something wrong, Miss Kaguya?
[17:20] ---
    I-I understand!
    You mean your dog's trick, right?
[17:24] ---
    Perhaps you balance a hot dog on his nose,
    and he waits for a command to eat it.
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    I knew it!
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    But I was just shocked
    to hear the word "wiener"...

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    Anyway, he does the normal trick
    like putting one or two paws in your hand,
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    suddenly coming out of the mouth
    of a cute girl like Miss Fujiwara!

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    but his wiener is really weird!
[17:40] ---
    How can I explain it?
[17:41] ---
    It hangs all the way to the left!
[17:45] ---
    M-Miss Kaguya?
[17:47] ---
    Sorry. I choked on my tea.
[17:50] ---
    SHIVER SHIVER
[17:51] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[17:53] ---
    Why am I laughing
    when I hear the word "wiener"?

[17:55] ---
    Dirty jokes!
[17:57] ---
    EASY
    PHYSICAL EDUCATION
[17:57] ---
    After learning from past mistakes,
[17:59] ---
    Kaguya has begun to study the facts of life.
[18:00] ---
    HMM HMM
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    However,
[18:03] ---
    regarding slang and metaphors, Kaguya's knowledge
    is still at the level of a young grade-schooler.

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    But Pesu is sneaky!
[18:11] ---
    His wiener gets big when there's food,
    but otherwise, it's just a tiny stump!
[18:18] ---
    NORMAL
[18:18] ---
    So, right now,
[18:19] ---
    SMALL
[18:19] ---
    Kaguya is at the stage where kids laugh
    at words like "wiener" and "boobs"!

[18:20] ---
    BIG
[18:21] ---
    NORMAL
[18:21] ---
    SMALL
[18:22] ---
    BIG
[18:22] ---
    Everyone goes through this period,
    and Kaguya is smack-dab in the middle of it!

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    NORMAL
[18:24] ---
    SMALL
[18:25] ---
    BIG
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    Kaguya?
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    Stop it already!
[18:32] ---
    If she realizes I'm laughing
    at a vulgar word like that,

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    the Shinomiya family
    will never live down my shame!

[18:38] ---
    It's my dream to see you
    roar with laughter someday.

[18:40] ---
    Making Miss Fujiwara's dream come true
    with a wiener would just be despicable!

[18:44] ---
    I have to reset my feelings!
[18:51] ---
    Are you...
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    Wiener.
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    Wiener.
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    Please! Stop it!
[19:11] ---
    I'm begging you!
[19:13] ---
    M-Miss Kaguya is roaring with laughter!
[19:17] ---
    I'm thrilled!
[19:18] ---
    Fujiwara's dream came true.
[19:20] ---
    M-Miss Fujiwara?
[19:22] ---
    You will stop, won't you?
[19:24] ---
    Of course she wouldn't stop.
[19:24] ---
    WILLIE THE ELEPHANT
    NICE TO MEET YOU!
[19:26] ---
    Just as a parent
    will continue tickling their child...

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    Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
[19:29] ---
    when the child demands them to stop,
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    nothing could make
    the overjoyed Fujiwara stop!

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    This is fun!
[19:39] ---
    President?
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    Hi.
[19:43] ---
    President.
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    Listen, Miss Fujiwara!
    Don't you dare do that in front of a boy!
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    GRIN
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    She's not going to stop!
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    It'll be okay. I'm a young lady.
[19:56] ---
    I could never say that word
    in front of a boy.
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    At least not out of my mouth.
[20:02] ---
    No! There's some hidden meaning
    to her words!

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    Say, President!
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    What do you call that little dog
    that looks like a sausage again?
[20:11] ---
    Dachshund?
[20:12] ---
    Wiener dog?
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    She intends to make
    the president say "wiener"!

[20:17] ---
    If the president says that word,
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    I won't be able to keep myself
    from laughing!

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    I can't let the president say "wiener"!
[20:25] ---
    But isn't there
    another weird expression for it?
[20:26] ---
    I gotta stop this!
[20:28] ---
    Think!
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    Use all of your brain cells, Kaguya Shinomiya!
[20:35] ---
    Oh, isn't it "wien"—
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    Hot dog!
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    I heard that's what they sometimes
    call it in the U.S.
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    What's that Viennese breaded,
    pan-fried cutlet called?
[20:47] ---
    - Wien—
    - Schnitzel.
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    It's similar to our tonkatsu.
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    What's the common name for a hot dog?
[20:53] ---
    - Wie—
    - Frankfurter!
[20:55] ---
    The term comes from Frankfurt, Germany,
    where sausages like hot dogs originated.
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    Um, what else? What else?
    I can't think of anything!
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    What? What is this about?
[21:05] ---
    I held the fort!
[21:06] ---
    Now the president won't say the word "wiener"!
[21:10] ---
    I'm out of danger!
[21:14] ---
    Darn it! President, I wanted "wiener"
    to come out of your mouth!
[21:19] ---
    Every time you were about to give me "wiener,"
    Miss Kaguya would get in the way!
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    P-Perverts!
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    I would never do anything like that here!
    What in the world are you thinking?
[21:31] ---
    Are you nymphos?
[21:32] ---
    Are you nymphomaniacs?
[21:34] ---
    I...
[21:35] ---
    I'm not like her!
[21:41] ---
    Why...
[21:43] ---
    is this happening?
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    Wiener.
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    BFFT
[21:50] ---
    Enough! Stop it already!
[21:52] ---
    That's too funny!
[21:55] ---
    I've had enough wieners!
[21:57] ---
    Miss Fujiwara,
    when are you going to be satisfied?
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    Stop torturing me with wieners!
[22:02] ---
    Miss Kaguya, your response
    just makes me feel so good.
[22:02] ---
    S-Something unspeakable
    is happening behind this door!

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    Why don't we switch?
    You take the wiener part!
[22:07] ---
    No way! You won't see that
    come out of my mouth!
[22:10] ---
    Oh, like you never have before!
[22:13] ---
    One or two more wieners won't hurt!
[22:15] ---
    Forget it!
[22:16] ---
    Wiener!
[22:17] ---
    Wiener! Wiener!
[22:19] ---
    Results of today's match...
[22:21] ---
    Fujiwara wins.
[22:23] ---
    Wiener!
[22:26] ---
    Um, do you have one?