E7 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Work - Kaguya Wants Him to Join In - Kaguya Wants to Control It
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[01:30] ---
Relationship advice, huh?
[01:33] ---
Yes! Right now,
I'm facing a major problem!
[01:37] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS TO WORK
[01:37] ---
I thought only you, the Love Master,
would be able to solve this issue!
[01:46] ---
The ship has already sailed!
[01:47] ---
I'll see your voyage through to the end!
[01:49] ---
President!
[01:51] ---
Here we go again.
[01:53] ---
I'm at the end of my rope
for this charade!
[01:55] ---
How could I ever be thought of
as the Love Master?
[01:58] ---
How did I qualify for that title?
[01:59] ---
If a virgin can qualify,
I'll get it sooner or later!
[02:02] ---
The idea of me giving
girlfriend advice is ridiculous!
[02:05] ---
Please, make this an easy one!
[02:07] ---
That's Miss Kashiwagi's boyfriend.
[02:11] ---
I thought things were going well with them
doing the charity work together.
[02:16] ---
So, what's the problem?
[02:18] ---
Right. Actually...
[02:21] ---
I want to hold
Miss Kashiwagi's hand!
[02:21] ---
BLURT
[02:26] ---
We've been dating for a month now,
so I'd like to do something romantic.
[02:33] ---
That's why I want your advice
on what I should do to hold hands with her!
[02:37] ---
Why don't you ask a friend for advice?
[02:40] ---
Isn't this just bragging?
[02:41] ---
Did he come to brag,
pretending he wants advice?
[02:44] ---
The president has a big heart,
but I'm sure even he'll get mad at—
[02:50] ---
Oh, that.
[02:51] ---
OH-THAT-ISM
[02:51] ---
The face of a Buddha?
[02:53] ---
He brought up something normal.
[02:56] ---
Even I can advise about holding hands.
I can handle the ABCs of love.
[03:02] ---
The ABCs of love!
[03:04] ---
Of the many kinds of couples,
[03:07] ---
the meaning between them differs
depending upon the depth of the relationship.
[03:10] ---
The ABCs are one barometer
to measure that depth.
[03:13] ---
A is kissing. B is petting.
[03:15] ---
C indicates a relationship
that has gone all the way.
[03:19] ---
This boyfriend is a beginner who decided
to begin climbing the ABC mountain.
[03:24] ---
The stage he is at differs little
from fellow virgin, Shirogane.
[03:29] ---
Listen. Holding hands is simple.
[03:32] ---
Rent a cruiser, and as you gaze
at the sun sinking below the horizon,
[03:35] ---
let your fingertips accidentally
on purpose brush up against hers.
[03:38] ---
When she looks embarrassed,
smile and take her hand.
[03:40] ---
That's a tall order!
[03:42] ---
But that's okay.
[03:44] ---
I guess that's the kind of person
the president is!
[03:46] ---
I-I don't have the money to rent a cruiser.
[03:50] ---
I see.
[03:51] ---
Then,
[03:53] ---
get a part-time job!
[03:54] ---
A job?
[03:56] ---
I recommend it.
[03:57] ---
You work up a sweat. I swear, afterwards,
the taste of the water from the fountain...
[04:00] ---
is as good as cola! I guarantee it!
[04:03] ---
Why not just drink cola?
[04:05] ---
The president's workaholism
might be coloring this argument.
[04:05] ---
I'm not saying you need
to rent a luxury liner.
[04:08] ---
Right.
[04:09] ---
You can rent a small one
for 10,000 or 20,000 yen.
[04:12] ---
But you need to have a license
to pilot a boat, don't you?
[04:15] ---
A small boat license is good enough.
[04:17] ---
It's easy to get, so I recommend it.
[04:20] ---
He's got one!
[04:21] ---
W-Wow! I'm impressed, President!
[04:24] ---
You can get one by taking a three-day course,
and it costs less than 100,000 yen.
[04:28] ---
But 100,000 yen is a lot of money to me.
[04:31] ---
So get a job!
[04:32] ---
Why do you try to keep pushing him
into the workforce?
[04:36] ---
Certainly, you're describing a great situation,
but I've got a fundamental problem.
[04:41] ---
My hands get all sweaty
when I'm nervous.
[04:44] ---
I'm afraid to take Miss Kashiwagi's hand
when mine is slick with sweat.
[04:49] ---
In other words...
[04:50] ---
you have palmar hyperhidrosis!
[04:51] ---
PALMAR HYPERHIDROSIS
[04:53] ---
I don't know what that is,
but you're probably right!
[04:55] ---
Don't make a diagnosis
before seeing a doctor!
[04:57] ---
That would require surgery.
[05:00] ---
Surgery for hyperhidrosis
runs about 100,000 yen!
[05:07] ---
Get a job! Okay?
[05:12] ---
TODAY
[05:12] ---
OGASAWARA
[05:12] ---
OKINAWA
[05:18] ---
Why are you obsessed
with making him work?
[05:20] ---
Wouldn't it be more constructive...
[05:22] ---
to have a sweaty forehead from work
than sweaty hands?
[05:24] ---
That was a pretty good line!
[05:25] ---
That decides it.
[05:28] ---
For holding hands,
a part-time job is essential!
[05:30] ---
Wrong! It isn't essential at all!
[05:33] ---
As it happens, the place where I work
is looking for people for summer vacation.
[05:38] ---
Shall I inquire on your behalf?
[05:39] ---
President...
[05:41] ---
Don't worry. I'd be with you.
[05:43] ---
It's physical labor. It's tough at first.
[05:45] ---
I'd be there every step of the way.
[05:45] ---
Please, realize your basic mistake!
[05:47] ---
President!
[05:49] ---
The cost of the boat, license and surgery...
We're looking at about 200,000 yen.
[05:53] ---
The job pays 1,000 yen an hour,
so 5,000 yen for a five-hour shift.
[05:57] ---
If you work 40 days,
you should be able to swing it.
[06:00] ---
You'll have a fun summer vacation!
[06:02] ---
I suppose so.
[06:06] ---
This is bad.
[06:07] ---
At this rate, the president's summer vacation
will be consumed by working!
[06:11] ---
After my trouble coming up
with summer vacation plans!
[06:13] ---
They'll all be ruined!
[06:17] ---
- I'll arrange an interview—
- Hold it!
[06:20] ---
The color of her magnifying glass is pink!
[06:22] ---
That's the color of truth!
[06:24] ---
Enter the Love Detective!
[06:26] ---
LOVE DETECTIVE CHIKA
[06:27] ---
Fujiwara and Shinomiya?
[06:29] ---
I'm not gonna let you
talk about love without me!
[06:33] ---
Shinomiya...
[06:34] ---
I'm not part of this!
[06:35] ---
I'm not a fool!
[06:37] ---
It seems you're together.
[06:39] ---
So, what's the matter at hand?
[06:41] ---
Yes, the question was
how he can hold his girlfriend's hand.
[06:47] ---
I see.
[06:52] ---
Huh? Can't he just normally
take her by the hand?
[06:55] ---
What element is gumming up the works?
[06:57] ---
Well, the problematic aspect
is a high psychological hurdle.
[07:01] ---
Sweaty palms.
[07:04] ---
After my love sensor went off...
[07:07] ---
Is that the level
of male relationship advice?
[07:10] ---
That's cute.
[07:12] ---
You say it's nothing to worry about?
[07:14] ---
After all, the only advice here
is "Do your best," right?
[07:17] ---
"Do your best"? That's so vague.
[07:20] ---
It's not vague!
[07:22] ---
He's so nervous that his hands
get sweaty which is embarrassing!
[07:25] ---
And yet... And yet...
[07:30] ---
And yet, he screws up the courage,
takes her hand, and it works out.
[07:35] ---
Right?
[07:37] ---
It wouldn't be fun if you could
grab her hand without any effort!
[07:40] ---
Trying to skip the hard part
is a fundamental mistake!
[07:44] ---
Right?
[07:47] ---
Reflect on that!
[07:48] ---
FWISH
[07:49] ---
I-I see.
[07:51] ---
I was just lacking in pure will.
[07:54] ---
Just trying hard is enough?
[07:58] ---
What about the job?
[07:59] ---
He doesn't need it!
[08:00] ---
I don't believe it.
[08:02] ---
I'll do my best!
[08:03] ---
Although I've never held hands
with a boy myself.
[08:08] ---
Days later...
[08:13] ---
On a date with Kashiwagi,
[08:15] ---
he somehow succeeded
in holding Kashiwagi's hand.
[08:20] ---
At any rate, I'm glad I protected
the president's summer vacation.
[08:26] ---
Results of today's match...
[08:26] ---
RESULTS
OF TODAY'S MATCH:
[08:28] ---
Shirogane loses.
[08:28] ---
SHIROGANE LOSES
(FAILED TO RECRUIT A PART-TIMER)
[08:30] ---
Maybe Shinomiya could work there?
[08:32] ---
No, dream on.
[08:34] ---
If he really needs someone
to work there, he should ask me.
[08:42] ---
Jeez, club activities suck.
[08:45] ---
Wha...
[08:47] ---
Club activities are important.
[08:49] ---
KAGUYA WANTS HIM TO JOIN IN
[08:49] ---
Dedicating oneself to something
develops the body and mind.
[08:51] ---
No, I know
that club activities are important.
[08:55] ---
Without them, students would have free time
and go on the path of delinquency.
[08:59] ---
Juvie, suspension,
the breakdown of the family.
[09:02] ---
MOM
SOB SOB
[09:03] ---
In the end, they get pregnant,
and we do a fundraising campaign.
[09:06] ---
Club activities are also a way...
[09:09] ---
to keep mentally immature children
isolated from all that.
[09:13] ---
I didn't say that!
[09:15] ---
I mean, yes, there's that aspect to it.
[09:18] ---
Club activities!
[09:20] ---
Two pyramids exist at Shuchiin Academy.
[09:24] ---
One is the parentage pyramid.
[09:25] ---
DAUGHTER OF THE PRESIDENT
OF A MAJOR SHIPBUILDING COMPANY
[09:26] ---
SON OF A HOSPITAL
DIRECTOR
[09:26] ---
99% of the students at Shuchiin Academy
come from wealthy families.
[09:30] ---
DAUGHTER OF THE PRESIDENT
OF AN ADVERTISING AGENCY
[09:30] ---
DAUGHTER
OF A SHINOMIYA
GROUP DIRECTOR
[09:30] ---
DAUGHTER OF
THE PRESIDENT
OF A FAMOUS I.T. COMPANY
[09:33] ---
Therefore, this is
the ensuing balance of power.
[09:33] ---
ALL OTHERS
(GENERAL PUBLIC)
SIGN DOCTORS, PRESIDENTS OF MEDIUM-SIZED CORPORATIONS, PRO SPORTS ATHLETES
[09:35] ---
It could be called
the "Social Standing Hierarchy."
[09:35] ---
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS,
EXECUTIVES OF LARGE
CORPORATIONS
SIGN WORLD-FAMOUS
[09:37] ---
PRIVILEGED CLASS
[09:38] ---
SPORTS
TABLE TENNIS
CULTURAL
NO CLUB
MANGA CLUB (ANIME CLUB)
[09:39] ---
And the other pyramid...
[09:42] ---
The Club Caste!
[09:46] ---
Anyone affiliated with a sports club alone
may be popular,
[09:48] ---
regardless of actual performance
during club activities.
[09:50] ---
BENCHWARMER
[09:52] ---
Students who belong to no club
or cultural club members...
[09:56] ---
feel negatively about
this unreasonable state of affairs.
[09:59] ---
Those who are serious about it
are okay in my book.
[10:02] ---
But don't the majority put on "We're serious"
faces while pretending to be best buddies?
[10:08] ---
That's a really cold thing.
[10:11] ---
It's like, what's fun about that?
[10:13] ---
They should do it
as if their lives depended on it!
[10:16] ---
I swear...
[10:18] ---
I wish they would all die.
[10:20] ---
Shoot. Ishigami is off
on one of his anti-youth rants.
[10:24] ---
I have to get him back on topic somehow.
[10:28] ---
Well, let's put a pin in that.
[10:30] ---
About the club budget draft...
[10:33] ---
With the recent recession,
[10:33] ---
2019 STUDENT COUNCIL
(CLUB SPONSORSHIP)
TREASURY BUDGET DRAFT
[10:34] ---
contributions are down.
[10:36] ---
We'll have to cut club budgets
wherever we can.
[10:40] ---
I definitely want to hear
your opinion as treasurer.
[10:42] ---
Well, let's see.
[10:44] ---
Going from my experience
doing accounting for the family business,
[10:44] ---
NOTE: SON OF THE PRESIDENT
OF A TOY MANUFACTURING
COMPANY
[10:47] ---
I have to say there's a lot of waste
in this proposed budget.
[10:51] ---
We should probably slash
the soccer club's budget.
[10:55] ---
Okay, why?
[10:58] ---
A lot of the members have girlfriends.
[10:59] ---
That's your reason?
[11:01] ---
For the same reason, let's reduce the
basketball club and the baseball club's budgets.
[11:05] ---
How about a 50,000 yen reduction
for every couple?
[11:07] ---
Taxing couples?
[11:08] ---
Shouldn't those who are happy
be taxed the most?
[11:12] ---
It's a happiness tax.
[11:13] ---
Even a tyrant wouldn't tax like that!
That's just a total personal grudge!
[11:18] ---
It is a personal grudge,
but is that so bad?
[11:22] ---
It is bad! It's really bad!
[11:25] ---
You don't understand, President.
[11:28] ---
You don't understand my feelings!
[11:31] ---
Hey, you don't have a game
this Sunday, do you?
[11:34] ---
It's been a while, so let's go somewhere!
[11:37] ---
Sorry. We have practice that day.
[11:40] ---
Lately all you do is practice!
[11:42] ---
Sorry, but the tournament's coming up.
[11:44] ---
I know, but...
[11:48] ---
Right now,
[11:50] ---
I'm putting it all on the line for soccer.
[11:53] ---
Tak...
[11:54] ---
THROB
[11:57] ---
You burst into tears?
[11:59] ---
It's okay with me
that they have girlfriends.
[12:02] ---
I'm so used to it that I don't feel
anything about it at this point.
[12:05] ---
If you've got a girlfriend, go on a date!
[12:07] ---
Why are you even at practice?
[12:09] ---
If you've got a precious girlfriend,
what could be more important than her?
[12:17] ---
When I have nothing...
[12:20] ---
L-Look, you know a lot about computers.
[12:24] ---
Everyone says the same thing to otaku.
[12:26] ---
Maybe you should join one of those clubs.
[12:29] ---
Is it possible to be in a club
and also do student council?
[12:32] ---
Well, Shinomiya and Fujiwara do it,
[12:36] ---
so it's not impossible.
[12:37] ---
I see. What clubs are they in?
[12:40] ---
I believe Fujiwara belongs
to the tabletop game club.
[12:44] ---
I can imagine her enjoying that.
[12:50] ---
Shinomiya is in the Japanese archery club.
[12:52] ---
The Japanese archery club?
[12:54] ---
That really suits her.
[12:57] ---
How do you mean?
[12:59] ---
With Japanese archery,
[13:01] ---
if you've got breasts, the bowstring
rubs against them when you pull it back.
[13:04] ---
But with Shinomiya-senpai's size,
there's no need to worry about that.
[13:08] ---
She's like this.
[13:10] ---
- Ishigami!
- Just like this.
[13:11] ---
Behind you! Behind you!
[13:12] ---
FWISH FWISH
[13:12] ---
RUMBLE RUMBLE
[13:14] ---
Ishigami!
[13:15] ---
Ishigami!
[13:17] ---
I hear it's possible to bind your boobs
with bandages up to D cup.
[13:20] ---
I'm sure Fujiwara-senpai
is way bigger than that,
[13:23] ---
so the day she tried Japanese archery,
her chest would be knocked all over the place!
[13:28] ---
They'd be like this!
[13:28] ---
WOBBLE WOBBLE
[13:28] ---
RUMBLE RUMBLE
[13:29] ---
Like this!
[13:31] ---
Hit the brakes, Ishigami!
[13:33] ---
Ishigami?
[13:43] ---
GRIN
[13:45] ---
FWAP FWAP
[13:52] ---
You're lucky, Ishigami.
[13:54] ---
Miss Fujiwara is kind,
so she'll forgive you.
[13:58] ---
She's probably the only one
who'd forgive you.
[14:01] ---
RUMBLE RUMBLE
[14:02] ---
I'm sure of it.
[14:05] ---
President, I'm going home
to write my will.
[14:08] ---
S-Sure.
[14:10] ---
But don't die.
[14:14] ---
It was a life full of liking
big ones and small ones.
[14:19] ---
Were you two at your clubs?
[14:21] ---
Yes.
[14:22] ---
President, please increase
the budget of the tabletop game club.
[14:26] ---
I'll give you a cola.
[14:27] ---
DAUGHTER OF
A POLITICIAN
[14:27] ---
Don't offer me such an obvious bribe.
[14:30] ---
But I've never been in a club,
so I don't know what it's like.
[14:35] ---
Really?
[14:39] ---
Then, you should join my club.
[14:41] ---
No! If I said that,
[14:43] ---
it'd be like saying I wanted to be
in the same club as the president!
[14:46] ---
I'm not really that...
[14:50] ---
Then why don't you try joining my club?
[14:53] ---
Tabletop game club, huh?
[14:56] ---
President, the budgets for the cultural clubs
haven't changed much.
[15:00] ---
If you're there to observe
as a member of student council,
[15:03] ---
then logically, the sports clubs have had
the major budget changes.
[15:06] ---
No, my club is special!
[15:08] ---
We always buy new games,
so it's like a money pit!
[15:12] ---
That doesn't endear me.
[15:13] ---
My club! Please join my club!
[15:15] ---
No!
[15:16] ---
You can't, no.
[15:19] ---
Well, I don't really have time
to join a club because of my part-time job.
[15:26] ---
But I like this situation.
It feels like I'm popular.
[15:29] ---
I won't tell them I can't!
[15:33] ---
Results of today's match...
SIGN RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH: SHIROGANE WINS
[15:34] ---
Shirogane wins.
[15:35] ---
BECAUSE FOR A SHORT TIME,
HE'S ABLE TO FEEL LIKE HE HAS A HAREM
[15:38] ---
I WANNA BE POPULAR.
I WANNA BE POPULAR.
[15:39] ---
PSYCHOANALYSIS
[15:45] ---
So, Pesu put Father's shoe
in his mouth and ran off.
[15:49] ---
Father chased after him, yelling,
"I'm not bread from Shizuoka Prefecture!"
[15:49] ---
KAGUYA WANTS TO CONTROL IT
[15:53] ---
I held my sides with laughter!
[16:03] ---
I love how you laugh, Miss Kaguya.
[16:08] ---
Wh-Where's that coming from?
[16:11] ---
After all, a long time ago,
you didn't even crack a smile!
[16:15] ---
When we were in middle school,
they called you "Kaguya the Ice Princess."
[16:19] ---
It was like you were in your own world.
[16:21] ---
I was like that back then, wasn't I?
[16:24] ---
After joining the student council, you were
on bad terms with the president for a while.
[16:30] ---
Shirogane, would you not look at me?
[16:33] ---
You were looking at me first.
[16:36] ---
It was as comfortable
as sitting on thorns back then.
[16:39] ---
I-It was like that back then, wasn't it?
[16:44] ---
I kept my distance from people
because I was afraid.
[16:47] ---
Miss Fujiwara was the only one
who stayed by my side despite that.
[16:52] ---
I have to treat her better.
[16:57] ---
It's my dream to see you
roar with laughter someday!
[17:03] ---
I wouldn't let myself
lose control like that.
[17:06] ---
That's what you say,
[17:08] ---
but I bet you'd laugh
if you saw my Pesu doing tricks.
[17:12] ---
It's amazing!
[17:14] ---
His wiener!
[17:19] ---
Is something wrong, Miss Kaguya?
[17:20] ---
I-I understand!
You mean your dog's trick, right?
[17:24] ---
Perhaps you balance a hot dog on his nose,
and he waits for a command to eat it.
[17:27] ---
I knew it!
[17:30] ---
But I was just shocked
to hear the word "wiener"...
[17:31] ---
Anyway, he does the normal trick
like putting one or two paws in your hand,
[17:33] ---
suddenly coming out of the mouth
of a cute girl like Miss Fujiwara!
[17:36] ---
but his wiener is really weird!
[17:40] ---
How can I explain it?
[17:41] ---
It hangs all the way to the left!
[17:45] ---
M-Miss Kaguya?
[17:47] ---
Sorry. I choked on my tea.
[17:50] ---
SHIVER SHIVER
[17:51] ---
Wh-What is this?
[17:53] ---
Why am I laughing
when I hear the word "wiener"?
[17:55] ---
Dirty jokes!
[17:57] ---
EASY
PHYSICAL EDUCATION
[17:57] ---
After learning from past mistakes,
[17:59] ---
Kaguya has begun to study the facts of life.
[18:00] ---
HMM HMM
[18:02] ---
However,
[18:03] ---
regarding slang and metaphors, Kaguya's knowledge
is still at the level of a young grade-schooler.
[18:10] ---
But Pesu is sneaky!
[18:11] ---
His wiener gets big when there's food,
but otherwise, it's just a tiny stump!
[18:18] ---
NORMAL
[18:18] ---
So, right now,
[18:19] ---
SMALL
[18:19] ---
Kaguya is at the stage where kids laugh
at words like "wiener" and "boobs"!
[18:20] ---
BIG
[18:21] ---
NORMAL
[18:21] ---
SMALL
[18:22] ---
BIG
[18:22] ---
Everyone goes through this period,
and Kaguya is smack-dab in the middle of it!
[18:23] ---
NORMAL
[18:24] ---
SMALL
[18:25] ---
BIG
[18:28] ---
Kaguya?
[18:29] ---
Stop it already!
[18:32] ---
If she realizes I'm laughing
at a vulgar word like that,
[18:36] ---
the Shinomiya family
will never live down my shame!
[18:38] ---
It's my dream to see you
roar with laughter someday.
[18:40] ---
Making Miss Fujiwara's dream come true
with a wiener would just be despicable!
[18:44] ---
I have to reset my feelings!
[18:51] ---
Are you...
[18:57] ---
Wiener.
[19:07] ---
Wiener.
[19:10] ---
Please! Stop it!
[19:11] ---
I'm begging you!
[19:13] ---
M-Miss Kaguya is roaring with laughter!
[19:17] ---
I'm thrilled!
[19:18] ---
Fujiwara's dream came true.
[19:20] ---
M-Miss Fujiwara?
[19:22] ---
You will stop, won't you?
[19:24] ---
Of course she wouldn't stop.
[19:24] ---
WILLIE THE ELEPHANT
NICE TO MEET YOU!
[19:26] ---
Just as a parent
will continue tickling their child...
[19:26] ---
Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
[19:29] ---
when the child demands them to stop,
[19:32] ---
nothing could make
the overjoyed Fujiwara stop!
[19:35] ---
This is fun!
[19:39] ---
President?
[19:42] ---
Hi.
[19:43] ---
President.
[19:45] ---
Listen, Miss Fujiwara!
Don't you dare do that in front of a boy!
[19:51] ---
GRIN
[19:51] ---
She's not going to stop!
[19:53] ---
It'll be okay. I'm a young lady.
[19:56] ---
I could never say that word
in front of a boy.
[19:59] ---
At least not out of my mouth.
[20:02] ---
No! There's some hidden meaning
to her words!
[20:05] ---
Say, President!
[20:08] ---
What do you call that little dog
that looks like a sausage again?
[20:11] ---
Dachshund?
[20:12] ---
Wiener dog?
[20:14] ---
She intends to make
the president say "wiener"!
[20:17] ---
If the president says that word,
[20:20] ---
I won't be able to keep myself
from laughing!
[20:24] ---
I can't let the president say "wiener"!
[20:25] ---
But isn't there
another weird expression for it?
[20:26] ---
I gotta stop this!
[20:28] ---
Think!
[20:30] ---
Use all of your brain cells, Kaguya Shinomiya!
[20:35] ---
Oh, isn't it "wien"—
[20:36] ---
Hot dog!
[20:39] ---
I heard that's what they sometimes
call it in the U.S.
[20:44] ---
What's that Viennese breaded,
pan-fried cutlet called?
[20:47] ---
- Wien—
- Schnitzel.
[20:49] ---
It's similar to our tonkatsu.
[20:51] ---
What's the common name for a hot dog?
[20:53] ---
- Wie—
- Frankfurter!
[20:55] ---
The term comes from Frankfurt, Germany,
where sausages like hot dogs originated.
[20:59] ---
Um, what else? What else?
I can't think of anything!
[21:03] ---
What? What is this about?
[21:05] ---
I held the fort!
[21:06] ---
Now the president won't say the word "wiener"!
[21:10] ---
I'm out of danger!
[21:14] ---
Darn it! President, I wanted "wiener"
to come out of your mouth!
[21:19] ---
Every time you were about to give me "wiener,"
Miss Kaguya would get in the way!
[21:23] ---
P-Perverts!
[21:24] ---
I would never do anything like that here!
What in the world are you thinking?
[21:31] ---
Are you nymphos?
[21:32] ---
Are you nymphomaniacs?
[21:34] ---
I...
[21:35] ---
I'm not like her!
[21:41] ---
Why...
[21:43] ---
is this happening?
[21:48] ---
Wiener.
[21:49] ---
BFFT
[21:50] ---
Enough! Stop it already!
[21:52] ---
That's too funny!
[21:55] ---
I've had enough wieners!
[21:57] ---
Miss Fujiwara,
when are you going to be satisfied?
[22:00] ---
Stop torturing me with wieners!
[22:02] ---
Miss Kaguya, your response
just makes me feel so good.
[22:02] ---
S-Something unspeakable
is happening behind this door!
[22:05] ---
Why don't we switch?
You take the wiener part!
[22:07] ---
No way! You won't see that
come out of my mouth!
[22:10] ---
Oh, like you never have before!
[22:13] ---
One or two more wieners won't hurt!
[22:15] ---
Forget it!
[22:16] ---
Wiener!
[22:17] ---
Wiener! Wiener!
[22:19] ---
Results of today's match...
[22:21] ---
Fujiwara wins.
[22:23] ---
Wiener!
[22:26] ---
Um, do you have one?
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