E6 - I Don't Want to Make Miko Iino Smile

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    "ELECTION COMMISSION"
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    I have a favor to ask you.
[01:36] ---
    I want you to beat Miko lino
    in today's election by a landslide.
[01:39] ---
    Why are you so serious?
[01:41] ---
    Polling shows we've got
    almost 90% of the vote locked down,
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    "I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
    MIKO IINO SMILE"
[01:45] ---
    so I don't think
    there's any need to worry.
[01:48] ---
    Do they have some kind of ace up their sleeve?
[01:51] ---
    No, they don't.
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    I'm sure we'll win today's election.
[01:56] ---
    But even so, we should be able
    to make it a decisive win.
[02:00] ---
    Is there something
    between you and Miko lino?
[02:09] ---
    Miko, what are you doing?
[02:12] ---
    I heard writing the character for a person on your
    palm and then swallowing it calms the nerves.
[02:16] ---
    Want to try together?
[02:18] ---
    Swallow a person...
[02:23] ---
    I can't.
[02:24] ---
    Why not?
[02:26] ---
    It's like I have empathy for this person.
[02:29] ---
    I would feel guilty swallowing him.
[02:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
[02:32] ---
    When I think that he may have
    parents and a family...
[02:35] ---
    He doesn't.
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    Then, he's all alone.
[02:38] ---
    That's wrong, too.
[02:39] ---
    I'm going to name this person Yusaku.
[02:41] ---
    What's the point of making it
    even tougher for yourself to swallow him?
[02:44] ---
    Please get ready!
[02:47] ---
    Okay!
[02:56] ---
    D-Do your best.
[03:00] ---
    Yusaku...
[03:07] ---
    Miko lino is a very honest girl.
[03:11] ---
    She's a girl who is sensitive, pure...
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    ...and more just than anyone I know.
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    I think many of you already know
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    how earnest she is through her work
    as a member of the Public Morals Committee.
[03:22] ---
    She was a member of that committee
    all through middle school,
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    working hard for the sake
    of the academy and her fellow students.
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    At the same time,
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    she was devoted to her studies
    and was the highest-ranked student...
[03:29] ---
    There's no hesitation.
[03:30] ---
    She must have practiced a lot.
[03:33] ---
    But...
[03:34] ---
    ...people here aren't really paying attention.
[03:37] ---
    Maybe half of the students here
    are actually listening.
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    So, please vote for Miko lino.
[03:45] ---
    Thank you for listening.
[03:48] ---
    And now, let's hear from a supporter
    for Mr. Shirogane, Ms. Shinomiya.
[03:54] ---
    Kaguya!
[03:55] ---
    She's so honorable!
[04:14] ---
    My name is Kaguya Shinomiya,
    and I'm here to present a speech
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    in support of presidential candidate
    Miyuki Shirogane. Hello.
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    As you all know, I served as the former
    vice president of the student council.
[04:21] ---
    She did that mic feedback thing on purpose.
[04:24] ---
    She did it to command everyone's attention,
    even the teachers.
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    I'd like to think I have a better grasp
    of what the student council is than anyone.
[04:32] ---
    The operating costs for the school's
    student council is provided by contributions,
[04:36] ---
    so the money at our disposal
    cannot be used in an immature way.
SIGN    "FORMER STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
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    Safe, sound and effective management
    of the funds is essential.
[04:44] ---
    As this data indicates,
    our previous student council,
[04:47] ---
    under the leadership
    of President Miyuki Shirogane,
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    was able to accomplish
    all of this, I'm proud to say.
[04:52] ---
    That's true. They do have actual results.
[04:53] ---
    He revised club activity budgets,
[04:55] ---
    Yeah.
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    was in charge
    of the school festival operating budget,
[04:57] ---
    But Shirogane just started here
    from high school--
[04:58] ---
    and increased the number of vending machines.
[04:58] ---
    No talking.
[05:01] ---
    President Shirogane always considered
[05:02] ---
    how he could improve the quality of our
    student lives here and then took action.
[05:04] ---
    Just before, Fujiwara led a teacher
    over by an anti-Shirogane section.
[05:05] ---
    That stance will remain unchanging for a second term.
[05:09] ---
    We can't put anything past them.
[05:10] ---
    Finally...
[05:11] ---
    I would like to explain our forthcoming
    club policies with video footage.
[05:16] ---
    "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT MIYUKI SHIROGANE
    PROJECTED STUDENT COUNCIL OPERATIONS"
[05:16] ---
    We're going to let the destination
    of the class trip
[05:18] ---
    be guided by the results
    of a survey given to students.
[05:22] ---
    I wanna go to Bali!
[05:23] ---
    I say Egypt!
[05:24] ---
    "SHUCHIIN ACADEMY FESTIVAL"
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    And then, our hearts will become one.
[05:25] ---
    "HOUSHIN FESTIVAL"
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    "EBISU ACADEMICS AND SPORTS"
[05:32] ---
    On top of that, he arranged
[05:35] ---
    for that charismatic teacher from last year
    to come back this season for a special class.
[05:39] ---
    This promotional video
    is full of shameless baloney.
[05:40] ---
    "ERINA EYATE"
[05:43] ---
    Ishigami...
[05:46] ---
    They're eating it up.
[05:48] ---
    We're just presenting an approximation
    of your accomplishments, President.
[05:52] ---
    The important thing is having a list
    of things and how they're presented.
[05:55] ---
    Still, I'm surprised you put
    so much effort into this, Ishigami.
[06:00] ---
    It's like I said.
[06:02] ---
    I want to beat Miko lino in a landslide.
[06:05] ---
    That is all.
[06:07] ---
    Thank you for your attention.
[06:10] ---
    Please vote for Miyuki Shirogane.
[06:15] ---
    That was powerful.
[06:17] ---
    She just exudes unshakeable strength.
[06:20] ---
    Miko has just as many accomplishments.
[06:22] ---
    But...
[06:24] ---
    Next, let's hear from the candidate, Miko lino.
[06:40] ---
    My name is...
[06:42] ---
    What'd she say?
[06:43] ---
    Mic trouble?
[06:44] ---
    We can't hear you!
[06:46] ---
    Is something wrong?
[06:48] ---
    I'm Miko lino.
[06:53] ---
    Is she nervous?
[06:56] ---
    Again?
[07:03] ---
    This is the usual pattern.
[07:06] ---
    This is the reason Miko lino doesn't win.
[07:09] ---
    She was never good
    in front of a crowd,
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    but every time she loses
    an election, it gets worse.
[07:16] ---
    It's laughable.
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    Top of the class, by the book,
    serious to a fault.
[07:23] ---
    Normally, she's a self-important,
    authoritarian pain in the ass,
[07:26] ---
    so it's all the more potent
    when she exposes herself to ridicule like this.
[07:30] ---
    You can't expect people who are annoyed
    by her on the daily not to laugh.
[07:34] ---
    "TAP TAP"
[07:36] ---
    I have plenty of reasons
    to resent her myself.
[07:37] ---
    "SCRUB SCRUB"
[07:40] ---
    "FWISH!!"
[07:43] ---
    "POURING WATER"
SIGN    "CHUCKLE CHUCKLE" "HEH HEH"
SIGN    "PLEASE VOTE FOR ME THIS TIME FOR SURE"
SIGN    "WOW"
SIGN    "HAHAHAHA"
[07:49] ---
    But...
[07:50] ---
    But it pisses me off...
[07:53] ---
    ...when someone who's trying so hard
    gets laughed at.
[07:56] ---
    So...
[07:57] ---
    Leave it to me.
[08:01] ---
    You want us to win in a way that won't make
    Miko lino a laughingstock, right?
[08:14] ---
    No one's home, Miko?
[08:17] ---
    No.
[08:18] ---
    My mom is distributing vaccines
    to a hot spot,
[08:21] ---
    and my dad has to work late
    at the courthouse.
[08:24] ---
    Both of their jobs are very important.
[08:28] ---
    But don't you get lonely
    being the only one at home?
[08:31] ---
    I do.
[08:33] ---
    I wouldn't be able to take it.
[08:36] ---
    It's not my mom and dad's fault.
[08:39] ---
    It's just that the world
    is full of bad people...
[08:42] ---
    ...which makes them so busy
    that they can't come home much.
[08:47] ---
    If only people would follow the rules...
[08:51] ---
    Miko is a very serious person.
[08:54] ---
    She always comes to class
    early in the morning...
[08:57] ---
    ...to feed the fish and change
    the water for the flowers.
[09:01] ---
    She always does what the teacher says
    and always has the highest grade.
[09:07] ---
    Everyone!
[09:08] ---
    It was only natural when she ran for
    student council president in elementary school.
[09:13] ---
    Stop bringing things to school
    that have nothing to do with our studies!
SIGN    "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTED: MAKOTO TADA MOMOKO ADACHI MIKO IINO"
[09:17] ---
    Miko loves doing what's right.
[09:21] ---
    But to elementary school students
    who just want to have fun,
[09:24] ---
    doing what's right is seen as an enemy
    that infringes on their freedom.
[09:29] ---
    In middle school,
    we joined the Public Morals Committee.
[09:33] ---
    Miko didn't hesitate
    to crack down on upperclassmen
[09:36] ---
    even if they were scary or popular.
[09:39] ---
    A lot of people didn't appreciate that.
SIGN    "ELECTED: KAZUO AIDA SAORI NONAKA JUNPEI MACHIDA MIKO IINO"
[09:44] ---
    Some of them were malicious.
[09:46] ---
    Miko didn't care.
    She didn't even look disappointed.
[09:50] ---
    Or at least that's probably
    what other people thought.
[09:53] ---
    But they were wrong.
[09:56] ---
    Miko would cry
    where nobody else could see her.
[09:59] ---
    The truth is she was scared
[10:01] ---
    and would get hurt like anybody else
    when people were mean to her.
[10:05] ---
    Miko...
[10:08] ---
    Miko was just serious. She wasn't strong.
[10:11] ---
    But no one got that.
[10:15] ---
    Miko just wants to do the right thing.
[10:18] ---
    Why do they look at her like that?
[10:22] ---
    Anybody would be scared
    if people stared at them like that.
[10:38] ---
    That's enough. You're just wasting time.
[10:42] ---
    N-Not yet...
[10:44] ---
    Do you really think you'll get any votes
[10:46] ---
    with ridiculous campaign promises
    like this, Miko lino?
[10:50] ---
    Ridiculous?
[10:53] ---
    Yes, ridiculous.
[10:54] ---
    Mandatory shaved heads
    in this day and age?
[10:56] ---
    No one will go along with that.
[10:58] ---
    B-But... th-that's...
[11:04] ---
    If you object, look me in the eye
    and tell me straight out.
[11:07] ---
    I-I...
[11:11] ---
    What I'm trying to say is...
[11:19] ---
    Go ahead.
[11:23] ---
    Jeez.
[11:25] ---
    She would've self-destructed
    if he'd just left well enough alone.
[11:29] ---
    My...
[11:30] ---
    My campaign promises
    aren't ridiculous at all!
[11:37] ---
    Are you listening?
[11:39] ---
    This is a survey of the brand images
    of well-known high schools!
[11:42] ---
    The strength of Shuchiin's brand
    has been declining with each passing year!
[11:47] ---
    Oh, and you've pinpointed the cause?
[11:49] ---
    There are a number of reasons,
[11:51] ---
    but one is a strong impression
    that the students here have loose morals!
[11:54] ---
    The general public sees us
    as "spoiled brats with good grades"!
[11:58] ---
    That's what they think of us!
[12:01] ---
    Miko is saying what she wants to say
    without any trouble?
[12:01] ---
    And not only that,
[12:03] ---
    lately, we haven't been able to get cooperation
    from any community organizations for our events!
[12:07] ---
    Cooperation from community organizations?
[12:08] ---
    I see!
[12:09] ---
    Be more specific.
[12:09] ---
    It's because she's only focusing on Shirogane!
[12:11] ---
    For example, the campfire
    at the school festival!
[12:13] ---
    After our students made a nuisance
    of themselves by staying out late and littering,
[12:16] ---
    the neighborhood association stopped
    granting permission for nighttime activities!
[12:20] ---
    That's one problem caused by lax morals!
[12:23] ---
    Our local bad reputation corresponds
    with this period of relaxed school regulations.
[12:26] ---
    Rules give rise to morals!
[12:29] ---
    But making all the boys shave their heads
    because of that is going too far!
[12:33] ---
    Shaved heads are cool!
[12:35] ---
    That uniformity is stylish!
    Big round heads make my heart beat fast!
[12:39] ---
    I don't care about your fetish!
[12:41] ---
    In this information society, you never know
    what trivial problem will ruin a brand!
[12:46] ---
    In order to preserve Shuchiin's brand,
    even after we become members of society,
[12:51] ---
    we need to reform the school's image
    into a "Moral Shuchiin"!
[13:02] ---
    Where's the data showing
    that shaving your head is effective?
[13:04] ---
    There is a precedent
    that showed a decrease in tardiness!
[13:07] ---
    The reason was it took less time for the boys
    to fix their hair in the morning!
[13:11] ---
    I don't accept that alone as validity!
[13:14] ---
    In this modern world
    which esteems diversity,
[13:15] ---
    it would be difficult
    to enforce mandatory head-shaving!
[13:17] ---
    Diversity?
[13:19] ---
    Would you really lose diversity
    over a haircut?
[13:23] ---
    It wouldn't be lost but stolen.
[13:27] ---
    Although respecting the individual
    without destroying the model would be the ideal.
[13:32] ---
    To cultivate everyone's individuality,
    Shuchiin supports a variety of clubs.
[13:37] ---
    The ideal can be realized!
[13:39] ---
    Their debate has been going on
    for more than half an hour now,
[13:43] ---
    but no one is in the mood to stop them.
SIGN    "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTION RESULTS MIYUKI SHIROGANE MIKO IINO"
[13:49] ---
    Well, she lost the election, but...
[13:52] ---
    "SHOCK"
[13:56] ---
    Miko...
[13:57] ---
    Hey, lino...
[14:06] ---
    That was so close! I voted for you!
[14:09] ---
    You were so cool,
    holding your ground against President!
[14:12] ---
    I was moved!
[14:14] ---
    Me, too!
[14:15] ---
    There's always next year! Focus on that!
[14:17] ---
    I never knew you thought
    so much about the academy, lino!
[14:20] ---
    We have "♪rubbingshavedhead"
    trending on Instagram!
[14:28] ---
    If only you hadn't been up against Shirogane...
[14:32] ---
    Miko!
[14:34] ---
    Good for you! Good for you!
[14:37] ---
    Why are you crying?
[14:42] ---
    Jeez!
[14:44] ---
    Don't be so reckless again!
    It's bad for the heart!
[14:47] ---
    What happened to Shinomiya?
[14:50] ---
    She got a stomachache so bad
    that she couldn't stand!
[14:52] ---
    Thanks to a certain someone!
[14:54] ---
    You mean it's my fault?
[14:58] ---
    Come to think of it,
[15:00] ---
    we need someone for the financial audit
    and be in charge of general affairs.
[15:03] ---
    That's right.
[15:05] ---
    Wait a second.
[15:08] ---
    What are you thinking?
[15:08] ---
    "I WANT TO MAKE MIKO IINO SMILE"
[15:14] ---
    Shirogane was nervous when his margin
    of victory was narrower than he predicted.
[15:14] ---
    "280 VOTES 320 VOTES"
[15:15] ---
    "SO CLOSE"
[15:18] ---
    So close!
SIGN    "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTION RESULTS MIYUKI SHIROGANE MIKO IINO"
[15:20] ---
    He did it!
[15:21] ---
    Kaguya, he's the president again!
[15:25] ---
    When he went on stage earlier,
    I thought I'd get an ulcer, but...
SIGN    "PAIN PAIN"
[15:26] ---
    "KAGUYA ISN'T GETTING CALLED"
[15:29] ---
    I wasn't particularly worried.
[15:32] ---
    Maybe that's true,
[15:34] ---
    but let's see a little genuine happiness!
[15:40] ---
    Lady Kaguya...
[15:46] ---
    There, there. It's okay.
[15:49] ---
    You really were nervous, huh? Poor thing.
[15:53] ---
    That's not it.
[15:55] ---
    I know you haven't been sleeping well
    these past few nights.
[16:00] ---
    You worked so hard.
[16:03] ---
    So, now you can lean on me
    as long as you like--
[16:03] ---
    Kaguya!
[16:07] ---
    K-Kaguya?
[16:09] ---
    Is it your stomach?
    Is your stomach acting up on you?
[16:15] ---
    This was the result
    of fair and square fight.
[16:17] ---
    So, don't hold a grudge against me.
[16:19] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
[16:20] ---
    If you hadn't interrupted me then, President,
[16:24] ---
    I wouldn't have been able to get out
    anything that I wanted to say.
[16:27] ---
    I can't thank you enough.
[16:30] ---
    But...
[16:32] ---
    ...that doesn't look like a grateful face.
[16:34] ---
    She's grateful, but frustrated, too.
[16:35] ---
    "HMPH..."
[16:38] ---
    Well, that aside,
[16:40] ---
    would you two be interested
    in joining the student council?
[16:45] ---
    If you still plan to run for president,
[16:48] ---
    it would be a good idea
    to get hands-on experience.
[16:50] ---
    So, if that's the case, then...
[16:52] ---
    Not for me.
[16:54] ---
    To be honest, I'm not interested
    in the student council.
[16:57] ---
    Really?
[16:58] ---
    I just wanted to support Miko.
[17:01] ---
    Of course, I won't insist or anything.
[17:05] ---
    How about you, Miko?
[17:08] ---
    Nobody has ever invited me
    to join the student council before.
[17:15] ---
    Please give me a little time to think about it.
[17:18] ---
    Okay.
[17:19] ---
    If you decide to do it,
    come to the student council room tomorrow.
[17:22] ---
    You'll be welcome there.
[17:28] ---
    By the way,
[17:29] ---
    you've got two people fidgeting behind you.
[17:33] ---
    Is something wrong?
[17:34] ---
    N-No. Um...
[17:35] ---
    "FIDGET FIDGET"
[17:37] ---
    We were wondering about the other positions.
[17:40] ---
    I mean...
[17:42] ---
    Uh...
[17:43] ---
    We're nervous
    that you won't choose us again.
[17:46] ---
    Since we both have
    dysfunctional personalities.
[17:49] ---
    "STRONG AGREEMENT!!"
[17:49] ---
    I agree!
[17:50] ---
    What on earth are you talking about,
    Secretary Fujiwara?
[17:54] ---
    You, too, Treasurer Ishigami.
[17:56] ---
    Our first job as the new student council...
[17:59] ---
    ...is putting away the chairs in the gym.
[18:05] ---
    Right!
[18:05] ---
    Right!
[18:13] ---
    Why hasn't President come to check on me?
[18:18] ---
    When he heard that I'd fainted,
[18:19] ---
    shouldn't he have dropped everything
    and come running to take care of me?
[18:22] ---
    Well, President's first job
    is cleaning up after the election.
[18:28] ---
    Maybe President doesn't intend to let me
    be a part of the student council!
[18:29] ---
    "TEARY-EYED..."
[18:32] ---
    I swear, your mental state
    holds sway over your physical condition.
[18:36] ---
    What are you so nervous about?
[18:38] ---
    After all, you know my personality.
[18:41] ---
    Maybe President realized I had a hand
    in the other candidate dropping out.
[18:47] ---
    And that I pestered several clubs
    into voting for him.
[18:51] ---
    He may even know that the members
    of the election committee are my puppets!
[18:53] ---
    "SOB SOB"
[18:55] ---
    You did all that?
[18:57] ---
    I mean, he only ran
    because I asked him to!
[19:01] ---
    I made up my mind to do everything
    I could to get him reelected.
[19:05] ---
    That's only logical, right?
[19:08] ---
    Well, if the end result
    of doing all of that stuff is paranoia,
[19:11] ---
    I don't know what to say.
[19:14] ---
    In the end, I'm just a horrible girl
    who relied on foul play.
[19:17] ---
    I can't blame him if he doesn't want me
    on the student council.
[19:20] ---
    But of course I can blame him!
    I can't stand it!
[19:23] ---
    In the first place, it's like he threw the votes
    we scrounged up out the window!
[19:27] ---
    It's as much as to say
    that he didn't care about all my hard work!
[19:31] ---
    Jeez!
[19:33] ---
    He's like a typical worthless husband whose
    wife works hard at a part-time job every night,
[19:36] ---
    but he just takes her money and uses it
    for drinking, gambling and prostitutes!
[19:39] ---
    And he calls me his wife?
[19:43] ---
    It's okay.
[19:44] ---
    He wouldn't have you do his speech
[19:46] ---
    if he didn't mean for you
    to be a part of the student council.
[19:48] ---
    Women like me get used all the time!
    Used up and then discarded! Beyond cruel!
[19:53] ---
    Anxious one second, furious the next.
[19:55] ---
    You're hopeless.
[19:56] ---
    I thought President liked me.
[20:01] ---
    I thought he was nice to me
    because I was special to him.
[20:04] ---
    But he's nice to everyone.
[20:08] ---
    He'll lend a helping aid to anyone.
[20:11] ---
    I was never special.
[20:18] ---
    If you have that much you want to say,
    go ahead and say it to the person himself.
[20:24] ---
    Shinomiya, how do you feel?
[20:27] ---
    Sorry.
[20:30] ---
    Cleaning up took a long time.
[20:38] ---
    Are you angry at me?
[20:41] ---
    I mean, after you guys helped me
    and then I acted on impulse...
[20:46] ---
    I feel bad about that.
[20:49] ---
    But I acted because of you
    and the others, Shinomiya.
[20:54] ---
    With you and them there,
    I felt like I couldn't just be a spectator.
[21:00] ---
    I can't do anything by myself.
[21:02] ---
    On the other hand, when you
    and the others are around,
[21:04] ---
    I feel like I can do anything.
[21:07] ---
    Shinomiya...
[21:09] ---
    Be the vice president.
[21:11] ---
    I need you!
[21:26] ---
    All right!
[21:34] ---
    Lady Kaguya...
[21:36] ---
    He gives you special treatment.
[21:54] ---
    Okay!
[21:56] ---
    "UNYIELDING DILIGENCE
    IN ONE'S STUDIES"
[21:56] ---
    The election business is behind us!
[21:59] ---
    Time to get back to work!
[22:03] ---
    We've got sports day, the school festival,
    and the school trip after New Year's!
[22:07] ---
    Our second term is going to be busy!
[22:08] ---
    So let's go all out
    as the new student council!
[22:10] ---
    Right!
[22:15] ---
    The result of this election...
[22:17] ---
    Shirogane's camp wins.
[22:21] ---
    Note.
[22:22] ---
    They gain a new member.