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E2 - Kaguya Wants to Know

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[01:31] ---
    Window shopping!
[01:33] ---
    Today we're going to stock up for fall!
[01:36] ---
    Moeha, you don't actually buy things
    if you're window shopping.
[01:36] ---
    "KAGUYA WANTS TO KNOW"
[01:39] ---
    Details, details!
[01:41] ---
    The day has finally arrived!
[01:43] ---
    This is my chance to befriend
    President's sister!
[01:46] ---
    And his birthday
    is the day after tomorrow!
[01:50] ---
    Window shopping!
[01:52] ---
    The original plan was to go
    during summer vacation,
[01:53] ---
    We'll put it off!
[01:55] ---
    but it was delayed
    and finally rescheduled for today.
[01:58] ---
    It's so crowded today!
[01:59] ---
    Coincidentally, it happened to be two days
    before Miyuki Shirogane's birthday.
[02:02] ---
    It was the perfect opportunity
    to ask Kei advice about a gift for her brother.
[02:08] ---
    Miss Fujiwara is hogging President's sister!
[02:12] ---
    Oh, is that right?
    So, this is how you want to play it?
[02:17] ---
    I wanna be next to you, Kaguya!
[02:19] ---
    Moeha...
[02:20] ---
    "GLOW"
[02:20] ---
    I'm so happy you came today!
[02:23] ---
    To be honest, I don't like
    hanging around with her.
[02:26] ---
    She's not a bad girl or anything, but...
[02:28] ---
    Isn't Kei cute?
[02:30] ---
    All the boys think so,
[02:32] ---
    but she's also really popular among the girls.
[02:35] ---
    She's a hard worker who hates dishonesty
    and is like totally pure.
[02:40] ---
    The type of girl you want to see get defiled!
[02:44] ---
    "LET ME OUT"
[02:44] ---
    I wish I could lock her up in an underground
    cage and torment her for the rest of her life!
[02:48] ---
    Of course I love you, too, Kaguya.
[02:50] ---
    You're ranked number one
    on the list of people I want to devour!
[02:54] ---
    Scary!
[02:57] ---
    If I don't take Miss Fujiwara's place
    next to President's sister fast,
[03:00] ---
    I feel like I'll never escape
    Moeha's clutches!
[03:03] ---
    However,
[03:04] ---
    Kaguya was blocked from taking the direct approach
    with the person she really wanted to talk to.
[03:04] ---
    "DISTANCE"
[03:06] ---
    "DISTANCE"
[03:08] ---
    "DISTANCE"
[03:09] ---
    With the Fujiwara Sisters
    monopolizing Kei Shirogane's sides,
[03:12] ---
    Kaguya couldn't even break the ice.
[03:17] ---
    450 newspaper deliveries...
[03:21] ---
    What's this about newspapers?
[03:22] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[03:24] ---
    Hayasaka always prepares my clothes,
[03:24] ---
    Go for it!
[03:26] ---
    so I've never bought for myself.
[03:33] ---
    I'll wait here for them
    to finish their shopping.
[03:44] ---
    Her profile!
    She looks just like President!
[03:49] ---
    Um...
[03:50] ---
    Yes? Is something wrong, Little Sis?
[03:53] ---
    "Little Sis"?
[03:54] ---
    What should I call you?
    "Miss Shirogane"?
[03:58] ---
    "Kei" is fine, since you're older than me.
[04:01] ---
    All right, Miss Kei.
[04:03] ---
    "Kei."
[04:04] ---
    Miss Kei.
[04:05] ---
    Just "Kei."
[04:08] ---
    Kei.
[04:09] ---
    Yes.
[04:10] ---
    It feels so unnatural to call her that
    when I barely know her!
[04:15] ---
    But this is a major development!
[04:17] ---
    Now I can ask her advice about
    what to buy President for his birthday!
[04:22] ---
    Well, we're into fall already.
[04:24] ---
    At this rate, Christmas will be
    right around the corner.
[04:26] ---
    What kind of presents does
    the Shirogane Family usually exchange?
[04:31] ---
    Yes! A natural conversation flow!
[04:33] ---
    Christmas?
[04:35] ---
    We don't really celebrate that at our house.
[04:40] ---
    Our dad usually gives us each a bookstore
    gift card worth 2,000 yen, but that's about it.
[04:44] ---
    I had no idea!
[04:45] ---
    I'm sorry! Then, how about birthdays?
[04:48] ---
    Do you give each other presents
    on your birthdays?
[04:51] ---
    I'm not that close to my brother.
[04:54] ---
    Why not?
[04:55] ---
    After all, he's stupid, repulsive,
[04:57] ---
    tells lies for no good reason and leaves
    his clothes inside out after taking them off.
[05:02] ---
    Is President that messy at home?
[05:02] ---
    It's a pain in the ass.
[05:05] ---
    He's like that with birthdays, too.
[05:07] ---
    As a family, we agreed
    that buying presents is a waste of money,
[05:10] ---
    so we decided to stop doing it.
[05:12] ---
    But he'll slip 1,000 yen into my wallet
    without saying anything!
[05:18] ---
    And when I call him to the carpet
    about it, he feigns ignorance.
[05:21] ---
    See? He lies about the most idiotic things!
[05:25] ---
    That's a moving story!
[05:28] ---
    Well! She made him out to be
    an ogre at home,
[05:31] ---
    but President is no different from at school!
    She made me nervous for a second there!
[05:40] ---
    Are you all right?
[05:46] ---
    You've got a little scrape.
[05:51] ---
    Wash it off with water. There!
[05:56] ---
    You'll be fine now.
[05:59] ---
    Thank you!
[06:01] ---
    Bye-bye!
[06:03] ---
    Kei, didn't you just buy that handkerchief?
[06:07] ---
    Yes.
[06:08] ---
    But that was the best way to use it.
[06:14] ---
    She's like him.
[06:16] ---
    "SHE LIKES CAFFEINE"
[06:17] ---
    She's like him!
[06:18] ---
    "SPEAKING FLUENTLY"
[06:19] ---
    She's like him!
[06:21] ---
    I have a coupon.
[06:22] ---
    She's just like him!
[06:26] ---
    She's just like President!
[06:29] ---
    What should I do?
    Kei is reminding me more and more of him!
[06:32] ---
    What's wrong with me?
    Even though Kei is next to me,
[06:36] ---
    I feel like I'm on a date with President!
[06:44] ---
    Shinomiya...
[06:45] ---
    I had fun today.
[06:47] ---
    Can we go out again
    together sometime?
[06:52] ---
    Yes!
[06:54] ---
    If possible, next time,
[06:56] ---
    j-just the two of--
[06:58] ---
    I had a great time today, too!
[07:00] ---
    "SQUISH"
[07:03] ---
    Let's hang out again soon!
[07:07] ---
    Lowlife. The incarnation of carnal desire,
    throwing your body at men with no hesitation.
[07:12] ---
    A foul woman who sees men
    as nothing more than prey.
[07:15] ---
    In the first place, Kei is not a man.
[07:18] ---
    You've finally crossed the line
    that must never be crossed.
[07:19] ---
    Me, too! Squishies!
[07:21] ---
    "GRIN"
[07:22] ---
    Come on! You, too, Kaguya!
[07:25] ---
    "GRIN GRIN"
[07:28] ---
    I-If I must...
[07:32] ---
    "TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[07:33] ---
    Today's battle result...
[07:34] ---
    "(LOWLIFE) KAGUYA WINS"
[07:34] ---
    Kaguya wins.
[07:37] ---
    So...
[07:38] ---
    ...your research didn't go well?
[07:41] ---
    No, but I did get some insight.
[07:43] ---
    President has had a strict upbringing
    that emphasizes the value of money.
[07:46] ---
    So, I don't think he'd accept anything
    that is obviously expensive.
[07:50] ---
    Then, if it's a question of feelings, it's easy.
[07:55] ---
    Really?
[07:58] ---
    I take this and do this.
[08:01] ---
    Now read this.
[08:03] ---
    Um, "Your present is me."
[08:10] ---
    Hayasaka!
[08:14] ---
    "Kaguya and I are already
    on a first-name basis."
[08:16] ---
    "You don't say..."
[08:18] ---
    "TA-DA"
[08:20] ---
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIROGANE"
[08:22] ---
    What do you think?
    I had it specially made!
[08:26] ---
    I had a feeling President craves cake,
    so there's no doubt he'll love this!
[08:31] ---
    I bought strawberries with an exact
    sugar content of 17 degrees and put them on.
[08:33] ---
    And the sponge cake has a secret, too!
[08:35] ---
    I used the Shinomiya Family chef's pull
    to get top of the line sponge!
[08:37] ---
    How oppressive. How repellent.
    How embarrassing.
[08:40] ---
    Is something wrong, Hayasaka?
[08:42] ---
    No. If this is what you want,
    it's not my place to say.
[08:46] ---
    What? There's no need to be evasive.
[08:50] ---
    You didn't use to be such a fool.
[08:52] ---
    Fool?
[08:54] ---
    Then, I'll see you tomorrow!
[08:55] ---
    "KAGUYA WANTS TO GIVE A GIFT"
[08:56] ---
    See you tomorrow.
[08:57] ---
    Oh, good work today.
[09:02] ---
    President and I are alone.
[09:04] ---
    If I'm going to give him the present,
    it has to be now!
[09:07] ---
    I'm sure it will move him to tears. But...
[09:10] ---
    Fool.
[09:12] ---
    My mind keeps getting snagged
    on that word.
[09:14] ---
    Fool? Me?
[09:16] ---
    Miss Fujiwara's birthday party
    had a cake like this, too, didn't it?
SIGN    "I'M SO HAPPY!! HAPPY!! HAPPY!! HAPPY!!" "THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE?"
[09:21] ---
    Like this.
[09:28] ---
    "SHOCKING"
[09:28] ---
    It's totally different!
[09:30] ---
    This one is obviously bigger!
    What did I do? That's a wedding cake!
[09:34] ---
    "EMBARRASSED!!"
[09:34] ---
    I'm a fool!
[09:36] ---
    In the first place, the idea of just
    the two of us celebrating his birthday...
[09:39] ---
    Now that it's here, I'm embarrassed!
[09:41] ---
    What should I do?
[09:43] ---
    But you want President
    to have cake, don't you?
[09:46] ---
    He's never been able to have it before!
[09:50] ---
    It's not too late to call it off.
    Think about this with a clear head.
[09:54] ---
    Anyone would be happy
    to have their birthday celebrated.
[09:58] ---
    Even if it makes you
    want to crawl in a hole?
[10:00] ---
    Do you feel the need
    to celebrate that badly?
[10:02] ---
    But...
[10:03] ---
    The mixed emotions in Kaguya's mind
    brought her to a standstill.
[10:08] ---
    If that internal chaos was given a form,
    it would look like this!
[10:16] ---
    "THE DEFENDANT KAGUYA SHINOMIYA"
[10:17] ---
    I, Kaguya Shinomiya,
    wanted to celebrate President's birthday,
[10:23] ---
    but now that it's here,
    I've chickened out.
[10:26] ---
    "ATTORNEY FOR THE DEFENSE
    KAGUYA (FOOL)"
[10:26] ---
    You really should celebrate
    President's birthday.
[10:29] ---
    It may be a little embarrassing,
    but not more than you can handle.
[10:32] ---
    "ATTORNEY FOR THE PROSECUTION
    KAGUYA (ICE QUEEN)"
[10:32] ---
    The premise is flawed to begin with.
    Why do I have to celebrate his birthday?
[10:38] ---
    Civil war in the brain!
    Court is in session!
[10:41] ---
    This is absolutely ridiculous.
[10:43] ---
    What was going through your mind
    when you prepared this cake?
[10:47] ---
    Good question.
[10:49] ---
    But it's his birthday, so it's only natural
    to want him to have a yummy cake!
[10:54] ---
    You've got a point there, too.
[10:57] ---
    That's the point that makes no sense.
[10:59] ---
    Have you forgotten our objective here?
[11:01] ---
    Objective?
[11:01] ---
    Objective?
[11:03] ---
    To make Miyuki Shirogane
    confess his love to us.
[11:05] ---
    To make him surrender
    from the bottom of his soul.
[11:08] ---
    Yes! That's right!
[11:10] ---
    That's what I've worked so hard for!
[11:12] ---
    Why am I trying to please
    President right now?
[11:15] ---
    You already know
    the answer to that, don't you?
[11:19] ---
    You're in love, aren't you?
[11:20] ---
    With President.
[11:21] ---
    No!
[11:23] ---
    It's nothing like that!
[11:25] ---
    This cake is all part of the plan
    to get him to confess his love to me!
[11:29] ---
    But that's not all, right?
[11:31] ---
    You want to see a pleased expression
    on his face, don't you?
[11:34] ---
    His smile would make you
    feel warm deep inside.
[11:39] ---
    I know that because I am you.
[11:44] ---
    Can't we just admit
    that much to ourselves?
[11:47] ---
    But... But--
[11:48] ---
    Stop right there.
[11:51] ---
    We belong to the honorable,
    distinguished Shinomiya Family.
[11:54] ---
    We must never be ensnared by
    nor devoted to some outsider.
[11:58] ---
    Certainly, Miyuki Shirogane is top caliber,
[12:01] ---
    and I admit an instinctive
    attraction to his looks.
[12:05] ---
    Don't admit that!
[12:06] ---
    However, that is no more
    than ephemeral infatuation.
[12:09] ---
    Once we enter society
    and meet more people,
[12:12] ---
    I'm sure we'll come across a man who can
    contribute more to the Shinomiya Family.
[12:15] ---
    Am I wrong?
[12:17] ---
    You're right.
    This is just trivial amusement.
[12:19] ---
    It's not true love!
[12:21] ---
    Even if President did confess his love,
[12:24] ---
    it's not like I would date him!
[12:27] ---
    There is no one!
[12:28] ---
    There's no one in the world
    who is cooler than President!
[12:38] ---
    I want to go out on a date with him!
    I even want to kiss him!
[12:41] ---
    And then...
[12:45] ---
    Is it really that wrong?
[12:48] ---
    Do you even understand
    what you're saying?
[12:51] ---
    Do you truly believe
    Father would allow such a thing?
[12:53] ---
    I have a plan! I obviously
    wouldn't defy him without one!
[12:56] ---
    I'm saying it's unnecessary
    to bear such a risk!
[12:59] ---
    It's for the sake of happiness!
    That's worth the risk!
[13:01] ---
    You're playing with fire,
    so the best thing you can do is extinguish it!
[13:07] ---
    You're all overthinking this.
[13:09] ---
    Judge!
[13:09] ---
    "JUDGE KAGUYA (CHILD)"
[13:10] ---
    This trial is about whether President's
    birthday should be celebrated or not, right?
[13:15] ---
    Judge, what should I do?
[13:19] ---
    How about compromising
    by saying to him, "I'm your present"?
[13:22] ---
    Your verdict is crazy!
[13:24] ---
    What do you expect?
    I'm a kid, so this is all over my head,
[13:28] ---
    and it's not for me to decide anyway.
[13:30] ---
    What? If you're not going to decide,
    Judge, who will?
[13:34] ---
    You.
[13:36] ---
    We are you after all.
    So, it's for you to decide.
[13:43] ---
    So,
[13:45] ---
    what do you want us to do?
[13:53] ---
    Shinomiya, why did you turn off the light?
[13:55] ---
    President...
[13:57] ---
    Would you close your eyes?
[14:01] ---
    This is embarrassing,
    so please keep them closed.
[14:04] ---
    O-Okay.
[14:08] ---
    "RUSTLE RUSTLE..."
[14:11] ---
    The sound of clothes rustling?
[14:13] ---
    "STROKE..."
[14:15] ---
    What? What is Shinomiya doing?
[14:16] ---
    "CLICK"
[14:18] ---
    You can open them.
[14:26] ---
    Happy Birthday, President.
[14:32] ---
    And this is your birthday present.
[14:38] ---
    A fan...
[14:40] ---
    "UNYIELDING DILIGENCE
    IN ONE'S STUDIES"
[14:40] ---
    I think it's a little off season, but you seemed
    hot wearing the jacket even in the summer, so...
[14:46] ---
    I did the calligraphy.
[14:49] ---
    Thank you.
[14:50] ---
    Well, I'm going home, too.
[14:53] ---
    Also...
[14:54] ---
    "SEALED"
[14:54] ---
    Whatever you do,
    please don't open that closet.
[14:59] ---
    Okay.
[15:00] ---
    See you.
[15:08] ---
    I'm thrilled!
[15:13] ---
    What is this?
[15:14] ---
    What is this feeling?
[15:22] ---
    Good job.
[15:25] ---
    "TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[15:25] ---
    Today's battle result...
[15:27] ---
    "THE KAGUYAS WIN"
[15:27] ---
    The Kaguyas win.
SIGN    "ORIGIN: Studying so constantly that a hole is worn through one's metal inkstone."
[15:30] ---
    So cool! Nice!
[15:32] ---
    Happy birthday, Shirogane!
SIGN    "I wonder how many calories this whole thing is..." "They ate the delicious cake afterwards (Especially Hayasaka)"
[15:35] ---
    To celebrate...
[15:36] ---
    A double eyecatch!
[15:40] ---
    "Unyielding diligence in one's studies."
[15:42] ---
    Studying so constantly that a hole is worn
    through one's metal inkstone.
[15:45] ---
    A proverb derived from the story
    of how Sang Weihan passed the imperial exam.
[15:49] ---
    It's a good expression.
[15:51] ---
    Shinomiya did the calligraphy herself.
[15:53] ---
    In other words, Shinomiya thinks
    this expression suits me.
[15:58] ---
    "HEH HEH"
[16:02] ---
    "CHIKA FUJIWARA
    WANTS TO CONFIRM IT"
[16:02] ---
    Hello!
[16:03] ---
    Hello.
[16:05] ---
    H-Hi!
[16:06] ---
    But I have one big question.
[16:10] ---
    The question is, why did Shinomiya alone
    celebrate my birthday that day?
[16:16] ---
    After all, when a woman celebrates
    a man's birthday alone,
[16:16] ---
    Kaguya, look at this! I put my ribbon
    in a different position today!
[16:20] ---
    it has a certain meaning, doesn't it?
[16:22] ---
    She'd certainly be aware
    of how it looked,
[16:23] ---
    "UM..."
[16:24] ---
    but still endured the embarrassment
    in order to celebrate it?
[16:27] ---
    Correct.
[16:28] ---
    But that's too good to be true.
[16:31] ---
    And yet it is.
[16:33] ---
    And this fan could become a weapon
    to force Shinomiya to confess her love.
[16:38] ---
    For example...
[16:40] ---
    Where did you get that?
[16:42] ---
    Oh, yesterday was my birthday.
    Shinomiya gave it to me as a present.
[16:47] ---
    Yesterday was your birthday?
[16:49] ---
    Kaguya, why didn't you tell me?
[16:52] ---
    Getting the jump on me! Keeping
    President's precious time all to yourself!
[16:57] ---
    Don't tell me you're in love with President.
[17:06] ---
    Love?
[17:07] ---
    You fell in love with him, huh?
[17:09] ---
    Fait accompli!
[17:11] ---
    When it comes to a burgeoning
    romantic relationship,
[17:11] ---
    Confess! Confess! Confess!
[17:12] ---
    pressure from outside
    is one of the most basic strategies.
[17:15] ---
    If the people around her
    accept it as reality,
[17:16] ---
    she will be driven
    to accept it, as well.
[17:20] ---
    But Shinomiya gave this
    to me as a present.
[17:24] ---
    Should I exploit Shinomiya's
    good intentions to back her into a corner?
[17:28] ---
    No, that's not the way I do things.
[17:33] ---
    Besides, with this birthday present,
[17:35] ---
    I've reached the level
    where she's giving me things!
[17:37] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    before she confesses her love to me.
[17:40] ---
    I won't tell them
    that she gave me a present.
[17:42] ---
    That's the best move for now.
[17:44] ---
    President, is that...
[17:45] ---
    Oh, this was a present from a friend.
[17:48] ---
    A friend...
[17:52] ---
    A friend...
[17:53] ---
    I see.
[17:56] ---
    What?
[17:57] ---
    Something's off.
[17:59] ---
    Maybe...
[18:01] ---
    Tell me, President...
[18:04] ---
    Are you in love with Kaguya?
[18:10] ---
    Wh-What kind of stupid question is that?
[18:12] ---
    It only makes sense!
[18:13] ---
    You didn't tell me about your birthday!
[18:16] ---
    Doesn't that show
    you only wanted Kaguya to celebrate it?
[18:20] ---
    It only stands to reason, President!
    Hey, look at me!
[18:22] ---
    Shinomiya, you set me up!
[18:25] ---
    But of course.
[18:26] ---
    Yes! The preparation was done before Kaguya
    and Fujiwara entered the student council room.
[18:28] ---
    "TRUDGE TRUDGE"
[18:31] ---
    Yesterday was President's birthday?
[18:34] ---
    Oh, you didn't know?
[18:36] ---
    I didn't hear about it!
[18:37] ---
    That's strange.
[18:39] ---
    He told me when his birthday was,
    but he didn't tell anyone else?
[18:45] ---
    I have no idea why he would do that.
[18:47] ---
    What was President thinking?
[18:50] ---
    "BLUSH"
[18:50] ---
    Th-Then...
[18:52] ---
    You only wanted Kaguya to celebrate it!
[18:54] ---
    Isn't that why you didn't tell me
    about your birthday?
[18:57] ---
    Why were you hiding the fact
    that Kaguya gave you the fan?
[19:00] ---
    It's because you wanted to keep it
    all secret, from head to tail, huh?
[19:02] ---
    I wanted to celebrate your birthday, too!
[19:05] ---
    This is bad!
[19:07] ---
    Fait accompli!
[19:08] ---
    "GRIN GRIN"
[19:08] ---
    The fact that it was partially true
    made things even worse!
[19:12] ---
    I didn't go far enough!
[19:15] ---
    Kindness is forbidden in war!
[19:17] ---
    Even when hunting a rabbit,
    the lion pulls out all the stops.
[19:20] ---
    If that's the way you want to do it,
[19:21] ---
    two can play at that game!
[19:24] ---
    I only told Shinomiya about my birthday?
[19:28] ---
    Don't be silly.
[19:31] ---
    A year ago,
[19:32] ---
    Shinomiya found out my birthday
    by looking at the student council roster.
[19:35] ---
    It's not like I volunteered the information.
[19:39] ---
    If anything,
[19:40] ---
    Shinomiya is the one who didn't tell anyone
    else about my birthday for a whole year!
[19:44] ---
    T-True.
[19:45] ---
    I wonder why that would be!
[19:48] ---
    Shinomiya also does things
    that are unnatural, huh?
[19:52] ---
    In short, Kaguya is the one who wanted
    to celebrate your birthday alone?
[20:00] ---
    How do you like that, Shinomiya?
[20:03] ---
    It seems President has forgotten...
[20:06] ---
    ...what he was doing
    while we were checking our fortunes.
[20:12] ---
    Everyone who was in here then could tell
    he didn't want to say his birthday.
[20:16] ---
    If I attack him on that...
[20:16] ---
    President is using the fan!
[20:16] ---
    "FLAP FLAP"
[20:18] ---
    ...and bringing up that episode
    from a year ago...
[20:22] ---
    Just remembering something like that
    from so long ago
[20:23] ---
    He's really using it!
    That makes me so happy!
[20:24] ---
    makes his affection for me plain to see!
[20:25] ---
    "FLAP FLAP"
[20:27] ---
    Kaguya is distracted
    by the fan that she gave him!
[20:31] ---
    "FLAP FLAP"
[20:31] ---
    Um, what was I saying?
[20:33] ---
    "President, thank you for using the fan"?
[20:35] ---
    No, that definitely wasn't it!
[20:37] ---
    Um, uh...
[20:37] ---
    What's this?
    Shinomiya is suddenly squirming.
[20:41] ---
    "SMIRK"
[20:41] ---
    But this is my chance!
[20:43] ---
    This is where I bring her down!
[20:45] ---
    As the sun set, the lit candles on the cake
    that Shinomiya prepared for me
[20:48] ---
    twinkled beautifully in the quiet
    and dark student council room.
[20:54] ---
    I was astonished by the amount of effort
    she put into that surprise.
[20:57] ---
    "SMACK"
[20:58] ---
    Kaguya, i-is that true?
[21:00] ---
    He whapped his cheek with it.
[21:02] ---
    Kaguya!
[21:04] ---
    What should I do? At this rate...
[21:05] ---
    Hey.
[21:07] ---
    Ishigami, listen to this!
[21:10] ---
    Yesterday was President's birthday!
[21:12] ---
    Yes, it was.
[21:15] ---
    Huh?
[21:15] ---
    President...
[21:16] ---
    "ABOUT THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION"
[21:17] ---
    I see you're using the fountain pen
    I gave you yesterday.
[21:22] ---
    Oh, this.
[21:24] ---
    Ishigami, you knew it was President's birthday?
[21:27] ---
    Well, sure.
[21:29] ---
    It's only natural to know the birthday of
    someone who's always helping you out.
[21:35] ---
    That's right.
[21:36] ---
    So, to say I got the jump on you
    and then draw some weird conclusion...
[21:41] ---
    It's like you're trying to stir up trouble.
[21:45] ---
    Fujiwara, you didn't know
    it was President's birthday?
[21:48] ---
    You're the only one who didn't know?
[21:50] ---
    You're the only one?
[21:52] ---
    Only you, Fujiwara?
[21:55] ---
    I apologize for jumping
    to the wrong conclusion!
[21:59] ---
    She slipped out of my grasp.
[22:01] ---
    You can run, but it won't erase the truth
    that you forgot President's birthday!
[22:08] ---
    Ishigami, that was great.
[22:11] ---
    Thank you.
[22:13] ---
    That was a great help!
[22:16] ---
    I'll pay you back one of these days.
[22:18] ---
    What? Did I do something
    to incur a grudge?
[22:21] ---
    Today's battle result...
[22:21] ---
    "TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT"
[22:23] ---
    Fujiwara loses.
[22:23] ---
    "FUJIWARA LOSES"
SIGN    "Huh? This? It was a birthday present from Shinomiya."
SIGN    "Huh..."