E9 - Spring of First Year

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    I like Miyuki Shirogane.
[00:09] ---
    I like President so much, it's crazy.
[00:21] ---
    HEART
    TO
    HEART
[00:21] ---
    HOSHIN
    CULTURE
    FESTIVAL
[00:21] ---
    LET YOUR
    BURNING
    LOVE
    REACH
    EVERYONE!
[00:22] ---
    I wonder what'll happen
    if I tell you how I feel about you.
[00:31] ---
    I'm going to...
[00:32] ---
    confess to President.
[00:35] ---
    In love, whoever has feelings first loses.
[00:39] ---
    HOSHIN
    CULTURE FESTIVAL
[00:40] ---
    Now then, let Shuchiin Academy's
    Hoshin Culture Festival...
[00:43] ---
    start!
[00:47] ---
    If Shinomiya doesn't confess
    to me first, then I'll do it.
[00:51] ---
    That said, if the person who had
    feelings first is considered the loser...
[00:57] ---
    then it would mean
    that he had lost long ago.
[01:05] ---
    ONE YEAR AGO
    SPRING
[01:14] ---
    HALF OFF
    THE DISPLAYED PRICE
[01:17] ---
    I got into the wrong school.
[01:19] ---
    SPRING OF FIRST YEAR
[01:19] ---
    Everyone around me
    is obscenely rich and super annoying!
[01:23] ---
    The thoroughbreds who've been going to Shuchiin
    since elementary school are considered "pure."
[01:27] ---
    Outsiders like me...
[01:29] ---
    are set apart as "impure."
[01:31] ---
    It's been a week since I started here.
[01:34] ---
    I can't even find someone
    to have lunch with.
[01:37] ---
    Does having rich parents
    make you so high and mighty?
[01:40] ---
    You lousy, entitled brats!
[01:46] ---
    Somebody's in a savage mood.
[01:49] ---
    You're the scholarship student,
    Miyuki Shirogane.
[01:53] ---
    Am I right?
[01:56] ---
    Put your trash where it belongs, okay?
[01:58] ---
    Sorry.
[02:00] ---
    That shiny golden fourragere on his chest...
[02:02] ---
    If I recall, it signifies that
    you're the student council president—
[02:04] ---
    Perfect timing.
[02:06] ---
    I've wanted to have a word with you.
[02:17] ---
    Me, join the student council?
[02:20] ---
    Right.
[02:21] ---
    It's up to the president
    to pick council members.
[02:25] ---
    Every April, we have to fight over new recruits
    with the clubs. It's open season.
[02:31] ---
    Why would you want me?
[02:33] ---
    I'm sure there are plenty of people
    much more competent than me.
[02:37] ---
    Like the student who gave the speech
    during the entrance ceremony.
[02:41] ---
    Kaguya, the Ice Princess...
    Is that who you mean?
[02:44] ---
    I don't know about that,
    but I hear her family's insanely rich,
[02:48] ---
    and that she's a prodigy
    who's amazing at whatever she does.
[02:51] ---
    At least that's what the rumors say.
[02:53] ---
    We were dealt different hands
    from the start.
[02:57] ---
    My family has no social standing,
    and I have no abilities.
[03:01] ---
    I'm an impure outside student
    with nothing going for me.
[03:03] ---
    That's fine.
[03:05] ---
    We've all been sheltered
    inside this walled garden called "Shuchiin."
[03:10] ---
    We could do with at least one person who can see
    the outside world with a level gaze.
[03:16] ---
    I'd love to utilize your point of view.
[03:19] ---
    But...
[03:21] ---
    Now, now.
[03:22] ---
    Why don't you just observe the student council
    at work for today? That'll be enough.
[03:28] ---
    Okay.
[03:32] ---
    Tell me...
[03:33] ---
    Why did you choose Shuchiin?
[03:36] ---
    Well, because they offer more
    in the way of aid here.
[03:39] ---
    My family's not rich.
[03:41] ---
    But if I'd known this was
    such an obnoxious school...
[03:44] ---
    Sure, I agree that it's obnoxious!
[03:46] ---
    But on the other hand,
[03:48] ---
    there are people here that you could
    never meet outside this academy.
[03:52] ---
    This year's crop of freshmen
    is full of superstars.
[03:55] ---
    The daughter of the Shijo Family
    and a piano prodigy...
[03:58] ---
    And needless to say, the oldest daughter
    of the Leader of the Shinomiya Group.
[04:02] ---
    Kaguya Shinomiya.
[04:04] ---
    Outside the academy, you'd be hard-pressed
    to even get an audience with her.
[04:08] ---
    Haven't you approached them?
[04:10] ---
    I've been doing all I can
    to talk them into joining...
[04:13] ---
    but I'm pretty sure my chances are slim.
[04:15] ---
    Since people who know themselves
    tend not to be easily led.
[04:19] ---
    People who know themselves, huh?
[04:23] ---
    Since I'm easily led,
[04:25] ---
    does that mean I don't know who I am?
[04:29] ---
    BLOOD POOL SWAMP
[04:30] ---
    All right!
[04:31] ---
    We're cleaning up this swamp today.
[04:34] ---
    The pipes have been clogged for ages.
[04:37] ---
    We have a number of volunteers
    helping us out...
[04:40] ---
    but we need to look
    like we're putting in some work...
[04:44] ---
    or it'll make for bad optics.
[04:49] ---
    Whoa! It really is filthy!
[04:55] ---
    Why am I doing this?
[04:58] ---
    He said he was recruiting me
    for the student council,
[05:01] ---
    but isn't this just his polite way
    of forcing this cleanup job on me?
[05:05] ---
    He's probably looking down on me
    as a poor kid anyway.
[05:05] ---
    I'd like you guys
    to tidy up the pump room.
[05:09] ---
    Whatever.
[05:11] ---
    No matter what I do,
    it's not gonna change anything any—
[05:13] ---
    Nooooo!
[05:14] ---
    - There's a dead bat floating in the water!
    - Hey—
[05:21] ---
    Grab on to this!
[05:24] ---
    Would it be better to jump in?
[05:25] ---
    But is this swamp safe?
    You know, diseases and stuff...
[05:28] ---
    Hey! Is this any time to be like that?
[05:30] ---
    But I can't swim, so... Somebody
    who can swim, jump in and save her!
[05:34] ---
    Somebody...
[05:35] ---
    Somebody!
[05:36] ---
    Somebody!
[05:47] ---
    Pull them up!
[06:05] ---
    I couldn't move a muscle.
[06:07] ---
    I just laid out a bunch of petty excuses
    and stopped thinking at all.
[06:18] ---
    Whether your family's rich or you were
    born talented... None of that matters.
[06:25] ---
    Being able to spring into action
    when called upon or not...
[06:28] ---
    The ones who can do that...
[06:33] ---
    are beautiful.
[06:37] ---
    That was commendable, Lady Kaguya.
[06:39] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
[06:41] ---
    That was the daughter of a newspaper
    company CEO who was drowning.
[06:44] ---
    It may benefit us later
    to be able to call in this favor.
[06:47] ---
    Even still, you were the only one
    who made a move to save her.
[06:51] ---
    As if anyone would willingly
    jump into a ditch.
[06:54] ---
    People are always waiting for someone
    other than themselves to be sacrificed.
[06:59] ---
    Supposing people who could sully themselves
    without expecting anything in return do exist...
[07:04] ---
    If so?
[07:06] ---
    I'm sure we wouldn't see eye to eye.
[07:12] ---
    I wonder what kind of person
    would be worthy of standing next to her.
[07:17] ---
    I can do that.
[07:19] ---
    After all, I'm this academy's
    student council president.
[07:24] ---
    I see.
[07:29] ---
    Student council president, huh?
[07:34] ---
    TAKOYAKI
[07:34] ---
    CREPES
[07:37] ---
    I'm all set.
[07:39] ---
    The rest depends on you...
[07:42] ---
    Shinomiya.
[07:46] ---
    HOSHIN CULTURE FESTIVAL
[07:49] ---
    KAGUYA'S CULTURE FESTIVAL
[07:54] ---
    400 YEN
[07:54] ---
    APPLE
    CANDY
[07:54] ---
    HOT OFF THE GRILL & YUMMY
    YAKISOBA
[07:57] ---
    LOST CHILD
    CENTER
[07:57] ---
    ARTS & CRAFTS CLUB
    TRY YOUR HAND
    AT WOOL FELT CRAFTING
[08:03] ---
    That really looks good on you!
[08:05] ---
    You're the embodiment
    of a classic Japanese woman!
[08:07] ---
    That's what you call "Taisho romance"!
[08:08] ---
    WOW
[08:08] ---
    I should've picked a maid outfit, too.
[08:11] ---
    Don't be silly. Only Kaguya
    could pull off that look, and you know it!
[08:15] ---
    Cosplay Café!
[08:17] ---
    A hospitality system under which
    servers dress up in all kinds of costumes.
[08:20] ---
    BUTLER
[08:21] ---
    CAT EARS
[08:22] ---
    To comply with her classmates' fervent requests,
    Kaguya has donned a traditional Japanese outfit.
[08:26] ---
    HORSE
[08:28] ---
    D-Do you really think it looks good on me?
[08:30] ---
    Yes. It truly looks splendid
    on you, Lady Kaguya.
[08:33] ---
    You just gave me a heart attack!
[08:35] ---
    Is something the matter, Lady Kaguya?
[08:37] ---
    Well... That maid costume...
[08:39] ---
    Yes. I'm cosplaying as a maid.
[08:41] ---
    Ai, you totally own that character!
[08:44] ---
    Yes. I've taken great pains
    over a long period of time to perfect it.
[08:48] ---
    After all, the concept is to depict
    the extraordinary by dressing differently
[08:52] ---
    thereby giving your audience chills.
[08:56] ---
    It's far too much like ordinary life for me,
    so it's giving me a different kind of chill.
[09:02] ---
    Kaguya, I have no clue what you mean!
[09:04] ---
    You're so funny!
[09:06] ---
    Extraordinary!
[09:08] ---
    Come on, now, Ai, get back to work.
[09:11] ---
    Okay, I'm going to see to our customers, too.
[09:13] ---
    We need you over here, Lady Kaguya!
[09:15] ---
    DRINKS
    SWEETS
[09:15] ---
    COSPLAY CAFÉ IN SHUCHIIN
[09:15] ---
    All you have to do is stand here smiling,
    and show people in here from time to time!
[09:20] ---
    - You mean I'm to act as the poster girl?
    - Oh!
[09:23] ---
    If you can focus your smile
    on the male customers,
[09:26] ---
    that would be really good!
[09:28] ---
    This is rather salacious.
[09:33] ---
    COSPLAY CAFÉ
[09:35] ---
    My shift is two hours until 1 PM.
[09:38] ---
    I did inform President of my time slot,
    but I wonder if he'll show up.
[09:43] ---
    Somehow I feel like I'm lying in wait
    for him, and it's rather sad.
[09:47] ---
    Hypothetically, if I am going to confess
    to him during this culture festival,
[09:51] ---
    I'd like a running start
    to spend a little time together!
[09:55] ---
    And besides...
[09:56] ---
    Adorable!
[09:57] ---
    That really looks good on you!
[10:01] ---
    At this café, due to space constraints,
[10:02] ---
    You have to pour the hot water slowly like this.
[10:03] ---
    the system is to serve coffee and tea
    in front of the customers.
[10:06] ---
    It's not just taking orders
    and clearing the table.
[10:06] ---
    We'll require approximately five minutes
    for both coffee and tea. Is that all right?
[10:09] ---
    I'll have plenty of time
    to interact with President!
[10:11] ---
    I'll have time to flaunt these clothes
    at point-blank range!
[10:15] ---
    Under this system,
    President's heart will flutter for sure!
[10:19] ---
    However, this very system backfired on her!
[10:22] ---
    Having the eye-catching classic Japanese woman
    serve as poster girl has promoted lingering.
[10:26] ---
    As a result,
[10:28] ---
    the café is a booming success with primarily
    male repeat customers returning in a short time!
[10:33] ---
    It's getting quite busy, isn't it?
[10:33] ---
    WE CAN
    ACCOMMODATE
    1 GUEST
    WILLING
    TO SHARE A TABLE
    CURRENT WAIT TIME
    IS 10 MINUTES
[10:36] ---
    Even if President arrived now—
[10:37] ---
    I'm so sorry, Lady Kaguya!
[10:40] ---
    We're getting really swamped,
    so could you tend to the customers?
[10:43] ---
    Oh... Yes!
[10:45] ---
    Thank you for your patience!
[10:47] ---
    May I take your or...
[10:50] ---
    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[10:53] ---
    ...der?
[10:55] ---
    I'll have a cup of coffee.
    How about you, J?
[10:58] ---
    Yeah, I'll have the same thing.
[11:00] ---
    Very good, gentlemen!
[11:01] ---
    Please give me a moment.
[11:03] ---
    I've seen that girl somewhere.
[11:05] ---
    I came here because I heard that their ramen
    contained ingredients you don't usually see.
[11:10] ---
    I never dreamed you'd be here, too.
[11:12] ---
    Really, I'm astonished.
[11:15] ---
    Right back atcha, San-chan.
[11:16] ---
    I have no clue where you're getting
    your information from.
[11:24] ---
    Um...
[11:26] ---
    I shall now serve you your coffee.
[11:29] ---
    So is that the Shuchiin Coffee I've heard about,
    favored by the Imperial Household Agency?
[11:33] ---
    You're knowledgeable about coffee, too?
[11:36] ---
    Compared to your knowledge of ramen,
    it's merely amateur-level.
[11:40] ---
    That said, these are the same Tamaya Coffee
    beans that are served to state guests.
[11:43] ---
    That's general knowledge.
[11:44] ---
    These guests are going to be a handful.
    Let me get this over with and slip away.
[11:48] ---
    Now then, let me pour your coffee.
[11:49] ---
    You're not up to this.
[11:51] ---
    Excuse me?
[11:53] ---
    What do you mean, "not up to it"?
[11:55] ---
    Sorry, but I just can't compromise
    when it comes to taste.
[11:59] ---
    Would you mind switching places
    with that young lady over there?
[12:02] ---
    With Hayasaka?
[12:04] ---
    The way that girl pours is magnificent.
[12:06] ---
    The amount, the speed...
[12:08] ---
    The way the beans swell as if with joy
    and then form beautiful swirls in the hot water...
[12:13] ---
    You'd think she was using a ruler.
[12:16] ---
    That's first-class work right there.
[12:19] ---
    What a sharp eye you have.
    I am humbled.
[12:22] ---
    From your point of view,
    how would you rate her work?
[12:24] ---
    Well,
[12:25] ---
    either trash or garbage.
[12:28] ---
    She uses random amounts of beans.
    Her placement is also sloppy.
[12:30] ---
    She makes you feel sorry for the beans.
[12:34] ---
    You'd think she was preparing instant ramen,
    the way she sloshes the hot water in.
[12:39] ---
    Exactly. Would you mind pouring my coffee?
[12:43] ---
    Can you do mine, too?
[12:44] ---
    I'd be more than happy to do so
    for anyone who evaluates my work accurately.
[12:49] ---
    If only my lady
    could take a page from your book...
[12:52] ---
    Just hold on a second!
[12:54] ---
    I admit that I have no knowledge
    of how to properly serve coffee.
[12:59] ---
    However, in the case of black or green tea,
    I can deliver top-notch products!
[13:04] ---
    Ah.
[13:05] ---
    Hey, I don't think that kind of bluster
    is going to work on San-chan.
[13:09] ---
    Right, San-chan?
[13:10] ---
    If you're that determined,
    then how about a cup of tea?
[13:13] ---
    Huh?
[13:14] ---
    Please give me a moment.
[13:17] ---
    President!
[13:18] ---
    Why did you have to come now?
[13:20] ---
    I would so love to serve you, but...
[13:23] ---
    right now, I must make those
    middle-aged men eat their own words!
[13:53] ---
    For you.
[14:07] ---
    I apologize for being rude earlier.
[14:11] ---
    You are, without a doubt, first class.
[14:14] ---
    I take my hat off to you.
[14:16] ---
    You are too kind.
[14:18] ---
    Meticulous heat control.
[14:20] ---
    The purposeful use of equipment.
[14:22] ---
    This is...
[14:23] ---
    Jumping as if dancing
    on the palm of my hand!
[14:26] ---
    An ingenious way
    of wringing out every golden drop!
[14:29] ---
    This is a labor of love,
    ingrained in your body!
[14:32] ---
    No question about it!
[14:34] ---
    This is the taste of love!
[14:37] ---
    Wanting your beloved
    to drink better-tasting tea!
[14:40] ---
    You've continued to make
    daily adjustments toward that end!
[14:43] ---
    The taste of incredible love!
[14:45] ---
    Then, this must be...
[14:46] ---
    Right, this is a cup of tea
    that was refined for one person only!
[14:50] ---
    A declaration of love, both circuitous and pure!
    The taste of a yet unrealized love!
[14:51] ---
    Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
[14:55] ---
    Filled to the brim with love!
[14:56] ---
    I'm so glad I came here today!
[15:01] ---
    I pray with all my heart that your love
    will have a happy ending,
[15:05] ---
    you sweet little Taisho-era girl.
[15:07] ---
    Go home!
[15:10] ---
    That will be 1,600 yen
    for two cups of tea, please!
[15:13] ---
    Not shy about charging us, are you?
[15:16] ---
    Shinomiya?
[15:17] ---
    Did something happen just now?
[15:19] ---
    D-Don't give it another thought!
[15:21] ---
    I see.
[15:26] ---
    Mmm.
[15:27] ---
    Your tea sure is delicious, Shinomiya.
[15:32] ---
    Right... That girl...
[15:36] ---
    I see.
[15:38] ---
    So it's you.
[15:41] ---
    COOKING CLUB CAFÉ
    3F COOKING CLUB ROOM
    TEA CEREMONY CLUB
[15:41] ---
    ART CLUB EXHIBIT
    ARTS & CRAFTS CLUB
[15:41] ---
    COOKIES
    500 YEN
[15:43] ---
    Really...
[15:45] ---
    Customer service is such a hassle.
[15:48] ---
    Thanks to those oddball customers,
    I didn't even get to chat with President.
[15:53] ---
    Oh well, at least there shouldn't be
    any more strange middle-aged guests com—
[16:07] ---
    The first day of Kaguya's Culture Festival...
[16:10] ---
    No confession made.
[16:13] ---
    And at last...
[16:13] ---
    FOUR RAMEN KINGS SERIES
    PART 2
    COMING SOON
[16:20] ---
    YU ISHIGAMI'S CULTURE FESTIVAL
[16:22] ---
    Hey, it's noon already.
[16:25] ---
    First-years, go on your breaks now!
[16:27] ---
    CULTURE
    FESTIVAL
    COMMITTEE
[16:27] ---
    Okay!
[16:29] ---
    Back to our classroom?
[16:30] ---
    Yeah.
[16:31] ---
    Hey, Squad Leader? It's Tsubame.
[16:34] ---
    The possibility that
    Tsubame is single is sky-high.
[16:34] ---
    We're running a little late,
    so can we go on about 15 minutes early?
[16:38] ---
    Yeah.
[16:38] ---
    This culture festival is the perfect time
    to confess to Tsubame!
[16:40] ---
    Really?
[16:41] ---
    Okay, then I'm counting on you!
[16:43] ---
    But if I'm going to confess,
    I need a running start.
[16:46] ---
    I wanna spend
    a little time together at least.
[16:49] ---
    Coincidentally,
[16:50] ---
    Kaguya was having
    similar thoughts.
[16:51] ---
    SYNCHRONICITY
[16:54] ---
    MAIN STAGE A
    MAIN STAGE B
    MAIN AUDITORIUM A
    MAIN AUDITORIUM B
    QUAD STAGE A
    QUAD STAGE B
    2FA
    LOST CHILD CENTER
    AFTER-PARTY
[16:54] ---
    CULTURE FESTIVAL COMMITTEE SCHEDULE
[16:54] ---
    Tsubame will be taking
    her break soon!
[16:57] ---
    I have to find a way somehow to ask her
    to go to the culture festival with me!
[17:00] ---
    Yeah, but...
[17:01] ---
    what should I say?
[17:04] ---
    Just talking to her normally
    makes my heart pound,
[17:06] ---
    so there's no way
    I can ask her out on a date!
[17:09] ---
    What am I supposed to do—
[17:10] ---
    Guess who?
[17:13] ---
    That voice!
[17:14] ---
    Miss Mood Swings?
[17:16] ---
    Wrong!
[17:17] ---
    Sorry!
[17:18] ---
    It's Maki!
[17:20] ---
    Thank goodness. I was right.
[17:21] ---
    Hey, Yu...
[17:23] ---
    Who have you been
    looking at all this time?
[17:25] ---
    Hmm?
[17:27] ---
    Huh?
[17:28] ---
    Oh, I see!
[17:30] ---
    Yeah, I can see that!
[17:33] ---
    What? What can you see?
[17:36] ---
    Tsubame Koyasu, was it?
[17:38] ---
    She's such a looker, isn't she?
[17:40] ---
    I can understand how you feel, Yu.
[17:42] ---
    It's the culture festival after all!
[17:44] ---
    You want to go around
    with the one you love!
[17:46] ---
    If you get a chance, you'd like to confess,
    as well, but you can't summon the courage!
[17:50] ---
    Yep!
[17:51] ---
    I get it!
[17:53] ---
    I mean, I totally get it.
[17:55] ---
    As usual, you're going
    from one extreme to another.
[17:58] ---
    I kind of had a feeling that
    there was someone like that in your life, Yu,
[18:02] ---
    but going after the Madonna
    of the third-years... How reckless is that?
[18:06] ---
    Your odds are beyond low, you know.
[18:08] ---
    You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[18:09] ---
    Yes. I do enjoy relationship gossip
    about other people.
[18:12] ---
    Nothing can hurt me after all.
[18:16] ---
    Well...
[18:17] ---
    there's no use in worrying
    about the disparities between you.
[18:21] ---
    Somehow or other, you have to take action,
    or you'll never get anywhere!
[18:24] ---
    If you truly love her,
[18:26] ---
    stop hemming and hawing,
    and get on with asking her out!
[18:29] ---
    If you don't move fast...
[18:31] ---
    someone will snatch her away!
[18:34] ---
    Oh man...
[18:35] ---
    Why would you hurt yourself
    by talking about your own crush?
[18:38] ---
    I wasn't thinking!
[18:41] ---
    But as far as asking her out goes,
    what am I supposed to say?
[18:45] ---
    FIDGET FIDGET
[18:45] ---
    I don't wanna cause
    any trouble for Tsuba—
[18:47] ---
    Oh?
[18:48] ---
    Whoa! Tsubasa!
[18:50] ---
    So, Ishigami,
    you have feelings for Tsubame?
[18:53] ---
    You should've told me, then!
    I thought we were friends!
[18:56] ---
    Hey, there you are, Maki!
[18:58] ---
    It's so crowded!
    I could get lost if you leave my side!
[19:01] ---
    Oh, sorry about that!
[19:03] ---
    - I spotted my friend, so I just—
    - Huh?
[19:06] ---
    You're both friends with him?
[19:08] ---
    - Yes.
    - Yes.
[19:09] ---
    I turn to Yu for advice sometimes.
[19:11] ---
    Hey, you, too, Maki?
[19:13] ---
    We can sure lean on Ishigami, can't we?
[19:15] ---
    Well, I don't know if I can lean on him or not,
    but he's a good kid.
[19:19] ---
    Really?
[19:21] ---
    If you both say so,
    then he must be a good person.
[19:24] ---
    Will you be friends with me, too?
[19:26] ---
    U-Uh, sure.
[19:28] ---
    I don't know why...
[19:29] ---
    but I'm getting these weird,
    terrifying vibes from this person.
[19:33] ---
    So, what were you talking about?
[19:35] ---
    Um...
[19:36] ---
    We were discussing what you should say
    when you ask a girl to the culture festival.
[19:41] ---
    Shouldn't you just simply say,
    "Wanna go out with me?"
[19:44] ---
    Easier said than done!
[19:46] ---
    Being so blunt will only make him nervous!
[19:49] ---
    His knees would be buckling
    as he mangled one line after another,
[19:52] ---
    and he'd end up
    not being able to ask her out at all!
[19:54] ---
    You're absolutely right about that!
[19:55] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[20:00] ---
    The first time Tsubasa asked me out
    on a date... Seriously...
[20:03] ---
    Hey! Please don't go there!
[20:06] ---
    Oh, why not?
[20:08] ---
    Well, that was my first time,
    so I was super nervous!
[20:11] ---
    I couldn't tell if he was trying
    to ask me out or trying to kiss me!
[20:16] ---
    Come on!
[20:17] ---
    MAKING OUT
    MAKING OUT
[20:17] ---
    Nagisa!
[20:18] ---
    Don't you care what's going to happen
    to these sweet cheeks of yours?
[20:20] ---
    Would you mind
    not staring at me in silence?
[20:26] ---
    If you need an excuse to ask her, why don't you
    invite her to the project of your class?
[20:31] ---
    Hey, I think that'll work!
[20:33] ---
    Was it a haunted house?
[20:34] ---
    That's right. A Horror House.
[20:37] ---
    Sounds good!
[20:38] ---
    I heard that Tsubame Koyasu is into horror.
[20:41] ---
    Are you serious?
[20:42] ---
    I heard about it from a friend.
[20:44] ---
    Apparently, two girls got locked
    into a broom closet there for about five minutes,
[20:47] ---
    - Let us out!
    - Let us out!
[20:47] ---
    and it was the most terrifying thing ever!
[20:53] ---
    Well, that's the kind
    of attraction-type Horror House it is.
[20:57] ---
    In other words, you could be alone together
    for five minutes in a closed room, right?
[21:01] ---
    She might grab your hand out of fear...
[21:01] ---
    GRAB
[21:04] ---
    SQUEEZE
[21:04] ---
    or even throw her arms around you!
[21:06] ---
    Nooooo!
[21:08] ---
    If you go as a couple,
    you're guaranteed to have a blast!
[21:11] ---
    True!
[21:12] ---
    Hey, that sounds fun!
[21:14] ---
    We should go, too!
[21:15] ---
    Yeah, let's go!
[21:16] ---
    Hey, do you think it's really scary?
[21:18] ---
    By the way, can three people
    enter this attraction at the same time?
[21:21] ---
    The answer is, you'd have to split up
    into groups of two and one.
[21:24] ---
    Is that right?
[21:25] ---
    That was the second-years'
    Soranbushi performance!
[21:27] ---
    Poor Miss Mood Swings...
[21:30] ---
    All right.
[21:31] ---
    Okay, I'm going on my break now, too!
[21:35] ---
    If anything happens, Line me.
[21:37] ---
    All right, go on!
[21:39] ---
    Tsubame?
[21:40] ---
    But... But...
[21:40] ---
    Hmm? Huh?
[21:41] ---
    There's something I'd like to confirm.
[21:42] ---
    You'll be fine!
[21:44] ---
    If it doesn't work out,
    then I'll go with you.
[21:48] ---
    Either way, it's a win-win, right?
[21:50] ---
    Actually, if you fail,
    you'll end up with the better deal!
[21:54] ---
    Let's go, Maki!
[21:54] ---
    But that doesn't mean
    you should fail on purpose, got that?
[21:57] ---
    It's not like I have a lot of free time!
[21:59] ---
    Miss Mood Swings sure is a nice person.
[22:03] ---
    Yeah, that looks good to me.
[22:05] ---
    Thank you so much!
[22:08] ---
    Ts-Tsubame...
[22:10] ---
    Hmm?
[22:11] ---
    Yu!
[22:13] ---
    What's up?
[22:14] ---
    Um... See...
[22:21] ---
    Our class is doing a Horror House,
[22:25] ---
    and it's a pretty good one, too, so...
[22:28] ---
    So, Tsubame,
[22:30] ---
    I heard that you're into
    scary stuff, so if you'd like...
[22:34] ---
    What?
[22:36] ---
    Sure! I'll go!
[22:41] ---
    You're on your break now, too, right, Yu?
    Let's go together!
[22:45] ---
    Okay!
[22:47] ---
    All right! I did it, Shijo! Shinomiya!
[22:53] ---
    ENTRANCE
[22:54] ---
    Put on your eye masks,
    and the staff will guide you inside.
[22:57] ---
    What? Sounds scary!
[22:59] ---
    Really, you're such a child, Nagisa.
    If this isn't mere kid stuff, I don't know what is.
[23:04] ---
    Help!
[23:05] ---
    I really, really can't deal with scary stuff!
[23:08] ---
    Auntie! I mean, Big Sister!
[23:10] ---
    What? What is it, Maki?
[23:12] ---
    Please, let's go in together!
[23:14] ---
    I'm positive that it'll be fun!
[23:16] ---
    What? I'm not going in there!
    I'm not fond of being scared!
[23:21] ---
    Next episode... The first-years
    attack Kaguya and Maki!
[23:25] ---
    - Yo.
    - Whoa! Go home! Get a job!
[23:27] ---
    You'd better not have pulled
    any weird stunts!
[23:27] ---
    DON'T
    WORRY,
    I HAVEN'T
[23:29] ---
    He has.