# E9 - Spring of First Year
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7Z8W/spring-of-first-year--kaguyas-culture-festival--yu-ishigamis-culture-festival)
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**[00:04] ---**
*I like Miyuki Shirogane.*
**[00:09] ---**
*I like President so much, it's crazy.*
**[00:21] ---**
HEART
TO
HEART
**[00:21] ---**
HOSHIN
CULTURE
FESTIVAL
**[00:21] ---**
LET YOUR
BURNING
LOVE
REACH
EVERYONE!
**[00:22] ---**
*I wonder what'll happen
if I tell you how I feel about you.*
**[00:31] ---**
*I'm going to...*
**[00:32] ---**
*confess to President.*
**[00:35] ---**
*In love, whoever has feelings first loses.*
**[00:39] ---**
HOSHIN
CULTURE FESTIVAL
**[00:40] ---**
Now then, let Shuchiin Academy's
Hoshin Culture Festival...
**[00:43] ---**
start!
**[00:47] ---**
*If Shinomiya doesn't confess
to me first, then I'll do it.*
**[00:51] ---**
*That said, if the person who had
feelings first is considered the loser...*
**[00:57] ---**
*then it would mean
that he had lost long ago.*
**[01:05] ---**
ONE YEAR AGO
SPRING
**[01:14] ---**
HALF OFF
THE DISPLAYED PRICE
**[01:17] ---**
*I got into the wrong school.*
**[01:19] ---**
SPRING OF FIRST YEAR
**[01:19] ---**
*Everyone around me
is obscenely rich and super annoying!*
**[01:23] ---**
*The thoroughbreds who've been going to Shuchiin
since elementary school are considered "pure."*
**[01:27] ---**
*Outsiders like me...*
**[01:29] ---**
*are set apart as "impure."*
**[01:31] ---**
*It's been a week since I started here.*
**[01:34] ---**
*I can't even find someone
to have lunch with.*
**[01:37] ---**
*Does having rich parents
make you so high and mighty?*
**[01:40] ---**
You lousy, entitled brats!
**[01:46] ---**
Somebody's in a savage mood.
**[01:49] ---**
You're the scholarship student,
Miyuki Shirogane.
**[01:53] ---**
Am I right?
**[01:56] ---**
Put your trash where it belongs, okay?
**[01:58] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:00] ---**
*That shiny golden fourragere on his chest...*
**[02:02] ---**
*If I recall, it signifies that
you're the student council president—*
**[02:04] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[02:06] ---**
I've wanted to have a word with you.
**[02:17] ---**
Me, join the student council?
**[02:20] ---**
Right.
**[02:21] ---**
It's up to the president
to pick council members.
**[02:25] ---**
Every April, we have to fight over new recruits
with the clubs. It's open season.
**[02:31] ---**
Why would you want me?
**[02:33] ---**
I'm sure there are plenty of people
much more competent than me.
**[02:37] ---**
Like the student who gave the speech
during the entrance ceremony.
**[02:41] ---**
Kaguya, the Ice Princess...
Is that who you mean?
**[02:44] ---**
I don't know about that,
but I hear her family's insanely rich,
**[02:48] ---**
and that she's a prodigy
who's amazing at whatever she does.
**[02:51] ---**
At least that's what the rumors say.
**[02:53] ---**
We were dealt different hands
from the start.
**[02:57] ---**
My family has no social standing,
and I have no abilities.
**[03:01] ---**
I'm an impure outside student
with nothing going for me.
**[03:03] ---**
That's fine.
**[03:05] ---**
We've all been sheltered
inside this walled garden called "Shuchiin."
**[03:10] ---**
We could do with at least one person who can see
the outside world with a level gaze.
**[03:16] ---**
I'd love to utilize your point of view.
**[03:19] ---**
But...
**[03:21] ---**
Now, now.
**[03:22] ---**
Why don't you just observe the student council
at work for today? That'll be enough.
**[03:28] ---**
Okay.
**[03:32] ---**
Tell me...
**[03:33] ---**
Why did you choose Shuchiin?
**[03:36] ---**
Well, because they offer more
in the way of aid here.
**[03:39] ---**
My family's not rich.
**[03:41] ---**
But if I'd known this was
such an obnoxious school...
**[03:44] ---**
Sure, I agree that it's obnoxious!
**[03:46] ---**
But on the other hand,
**[03:48] ---**
there are people here that you could
never meet outside this academy.
**[03:52] ---**
This year's crop of freshmen
is full of superstars.
**[03:55] ---**
The daughter of the Shijo Family
and a piano prodigy...
**[03:58] ---**
And needless to say, the oldest daughter
of the Leader of the Shinomiya Group.
**[04:02] ---**
Kaguya Shinomiya.
**[04:04] ---**
Outside the academy, you'd be hard-pressed
to even get an audience with her.
**[04:08] ---**
Haven't you approached them?
**[04:10] ---**
I've been doing all I can
to talk them into joining...
**[04:13] ---**
but I'm pretty sure my chances are slim.
**[04:15] ---**
Since people who know themselves
tend not to be easily led.
**[04:19] ---**
*People who know themselves, huh?*
**[04:23] ---**
*Since I'm easily led,*
**[04:25] ---**
*does that mean I don't know who I am?*
**[04:29] ---**
BLOOD POOL SWAMP
**[04:30] ---**
All right!
**[04:31] ---**
We're cleaning up this swamp today.
**[04:34] ---**
The pipes have been clogged for ages.
**[04:37] ---**
We have a number of volunteers
helping us out...
**[04:40] ---**
but we need to look
like we're putting in some work...
**[04:44] ---**
or it'll make for bad optics.
**[04:49] ---**
Whoa! It really is filthy!
**[04:55] ---**
*Why am I doing this?*
**[04:58] ---**
*He said he was recruiting me
for the student council,*
**[05:01] ---**
*but isn't this just his polite way
of forcing this cleanup job on me?*
**[05:05] ---**
*He's probably looking down on me
as a poor kid anyway.*
**[05:05] ---**
I'd like you guys
to tidy up the pump room.
**[05:09] ---**
*Whatever.*
**[05:11] ---**
*No matter what I do,
it's not gonna change anything any—*
**[05:13] ---**
Nooooo!
**[05:14] ---**
- There's a dead bat floating in the water!
- Hey—
**[05:21] ---**
Grab on to this!
**[05:24] ---**
Would it be better to jump in?
**[05:25] ---**
But is this swamp safe?
You know, diseases and stuff...
**[05:28] ---**
*Hey! Is this any time to be like that?*
**[05:30] ---**
*But I can't swim, so... Somebody
who can swim, jump in and save her!*
**[05:34] ---**
*Somebody...*
**[05:35] ---**
*Somebody!*
**[05:36] ---**
*Somebody!*
**[05:47] ---**
Pull them up!
**[06:05] ---**
*I couldn't move a muscle.*
**[06:07] ---**
*I just laid out a bunch of petty excuses
and stopped thinking at all.*
**[06:18] ---**
*Whether your family's rich or you were
born talented... None of that matters.*
**[06:25] ---**
*Being able to spring into action
when called upon or not...*
**[06:28] ---**
*The ones who can do that...*
**[06:33] ---**
*are beautiful.*
**[06:37] ---**
That was commendable, Lady Kaguya.
**[06:39] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[06:41] ---**
That was the daughter of a newspaper
company CEO who was drowning.
**[06:44] ---**
It may benefit us later
to be able to call in this favor.
**[06:47] ---**
Even still, you were the only one
who made a move to save her.
**[06:51] ---**
As if anyone would willingly
jump into a ditch.
**[06:54] ---**
People are always waiting for someone
other than themselves to be sacrificed.
**[06:59] ---**
Supposing people who could sully themselves
without expecting anything in return do exist...
**[07:04] ---**
If so?
**[07:06] ---**
I'm sure we wouldn't see eye to eye.
**[07:12] ---**
I wonder what kind of person
would be worthy of standing next to her.
**[07:17] ---**
I can do that.
**[07:19] ---**
After all, I'm this academy's
student council president.
**[07:24] ---**
I see.
**[07:29] ---**
Student council president, huh?
**[07:34] ---**
TAKOYAKI
**[07:34] ---**
CREPES
**[07:37] ---**
*I'm all set.*
**[07:39] ---**
*The rest depends on you...*
**[07:42] ---**
*Shinomiya.*
**[07:46] ---**
HOSHIN CULTURE FESTIVAL
**[07:49] ---**
KAGUYA'S CULTURE FESTIVAL
**[07:54] ---**
400 YEN
**[07:54] ---**
APPLE
CANDY
**[07:54] ---**
HOT OFF THE GRILL & YUMMY
YAKISOBA
**[07:57] ---**
LOST CHILD
CENTER
**[07:57] ---**
ARTS & CRAFTS CLUB
TRY YOUR HAND
AT WOOL FELT CRAFTING
**[08:03] ---**
That really looks good on you!
**[08:05] ---**
You're the embodiment
of a classic Japanese woman!
**[08:07] ---**
That's what you call "Taisho romance"!
**[08:08] ---**
WOW
**[08:08] ---**
I should've picked a maid outfit, too.
**[08:11] ---**
Don't be silly. Only Kaguya
could pull off that look, and you know it!
**[08:15] ---**
*Cosplay Café!*
**[08:17] ---**
*A hospitality system under which
servers dress up in all kinds of costumes.*
**[08:20] ---**
BUTLER
**[08:21] ---**
CAT EARS
**[08:22] ---**
*To comply with her classmates' fervent requests,
Kaguya has donned a traditional Japanese outfit.*
**[08:26] ---**
HORSE
**[08:28] ---**
D-Do you really think it looks good on me?
**[08:30] ---**
Yes. It truly looks splendid
on you, Lady Kaguya.
**[08:33] ---**
You just gave me a heart attack!
**[08:35] ---**
Is something the matter, Lady Kaguya?
**[08:37] ---**
Well... That maid costume...
**[08:39] ---**
Yes. I'm cosplaying as a maid.
**[08:41] ---**
Ai, you totally own that character!
**[08:44] ---**
Yes. I've taken great pains
over a long period of time to perfect it.
**[08:48] ---**
After all, the concept is to depict
the extraordinary by dressing differently
**[08:52] ---**
thereby giving your audience chills.
**[08:56] ---**
It's far too much like ordinary life for me,
so it's giving me a different kind of chill.
**[09:02] ---**
Kaguya, I have no clue what you mean!
**[09:04] ---**
You're so funny!
**[09:06] ---**
Extraordinary!
**[09:08] ---**
Come on, now, Ai, get back to work.
**[09:11] ---**
Okay, I'm going to see to our customers, too.
**[09:13] ---**
We need you over here, Lady Kaguya!
**[09:15] ---**
DRINKS
SWEETS
**[09:15] ---**
COSPLAY CAFÉ IN SHUCHIIN
**[09:15] ---**
All you have to do is stand here smiling,
and show people in here from time to time!
**[09:20] ---**
- You mean I'm to act as the poster girl?
- Oh!
**[09:23] ---**
If you can focus your smile
on the male customers,
**[09:26] ---**
that would be really good!
**[09:28] ---**
This is rather salacious.
**[09:33] ---**
COSPLAY CAFÉ
**[09:35] ---**
*My shift is two hours until 1 PM.*
**[09:38] ---**
*I did inform President of my time slot,
but I wonder if he'll show up.*
**[09:43] ---**
*Somehow I feel like I'm lying in wait
for him, and it's rather sad.*
**[09:47] ---**
*Hypothetically, if I am going to confess
to him during this culture festival,*
**[09:51] ---**
*I'd like a running start
to spend a little time together!*
**[09:55] ---**
*And besides...*
**[09:56] ---**
*Adorable!*
**[09:57] ---**
*That really looks good on you!*
**[10:01] ---**
At this café, due to space constraints,
**[10:02] ---**
You have to pour the hot water slowly like this.
**[10:03] ---**
the system is to serve coffee and tea
in front of the customers.
**[10:06] ---**
*It's not just taking orders
and clearing the table.*
**[10:06] ---**
We'll require approximately five minutes
for both coffee and tea. Is that all right?
**[10:09] ---**
*I'll have plenty of time
to interact with President!*
**[10:11] ---**
*I'll have time to flaunt these clothes
at point-blank range!*
**[10:15] ---**
*Under this system,
President's heart will flutter for sure!*
**[10:19] ---**
*However, this very system backfired on her!*
**[10:22] ---**
*Having the eye-catching classic Japanese woman
serve as poster girl has promoted lingering.*
**[10:26] ---**
*As a result,*
**[10:28] ---**
*the café is a booming success with primarily
male repeat customers returning in a short time!*
**[10:33] ---**
*It's getting quite busy, isn't it?*
**[10:33] ---**
WE CAN
ACCOMMODATE
1 GUEST
WILLING
TO SHARE A TABLE
CURRENT WAIT TIME
IS 10 MINUTES
**[10:36] ---**
*Even if President arrived now—*
**[10:37] ---**
I'm so sorry, Lady Kaguya!
**[10:40] ---**
We're getting really swamped,
so could you tend to the customers?
**[10:43] ---**
Oh... Yes!
**[10:45] ---**
Thank you for your patience!
**[10:47] ---**
May I take your or...
**[10:50] ---**
RUMBLE RUMBLE
**[10:53] ---**
...der?
**[10:55] ---**
I'll have a cup of coffee.
How about you, J?
**[10:58] ---**
Yeah, I'll have the same thing.
**[11:00] ---**
Very good, gentlemen!
**[11:01] ---**
Please give me a moment.
**[11:03] ---**
I've seen that girl somewhere.
**[11:05] ---**
I came here because I heard that their ramen
contained ingredients you don't usually see.
**[11:10] ---**
I never dreamed you'd be here, too.
**[11:12] ---**
Really, I'm astonished.
**[11:15] ---**
Right back atcha, San-chan.
**[11:16] ---**
I have no clue where you're getting
your information from.
**[11:24] ---**
Um...
**[11:26] ---**
I shall now serve you your coffee.
**[11:29] ---**
So is that the Shuchiin Coffee I've heard about,
favored by the Imperial Household Agency?
**[11:33] ---**
You're knowledgeable about coffee, too?
**[11:36] ---**
Compared to your knowledge of ramen,
it's merely amateur-level.
**[11:40] ---**
That said, these are the same Tamaya Coffee
beans that are served to state guests.
**[11:43] ---**
That's general knowledge.
**[11:44] ---**
*These guests are going to be a handful.
Let me get this over with and slip away.*
**[11:48] ---**
Now then, let me pour your coffee.
**[11:49] ---**
You're not up to this.
**[11:51] ---**
Excuse me?
**[11:53] ---**
What do you mean, "not up to it"?
**[11:55] ---**
Sorry, but I just can't compromise
when it comes to taste.
**[11:59] ---**
Would you mind switching places
with that young lady over there?
**[12:02] ---**
*With Hayasaka?*
**[12:04] ---**
The way that girl pours is magnificent.
**[12:06] ---**
The amount, the speed...
**[12:08] ---**
The way the beans swell as if with joy
and then form beautiful swirls in the hot water...
**[12:13] ---**
You'd think she was using a ruler.
**[12:16] ---**
That's first-class work right there.
**[12:19] ---**
What a sharp eye you have.
I am humbled.
**[12:22] ---**
From your point of view,
how would you rate her work?
**[12:24] ---**
Well,
**[12:25] ---**
either trash or garbage.
**[12:28] ---**
She uses random amounts of beans.
Her placement is also sloppy.
**[12:30] ---**
She makes you feel sorry for the beans.
**[12:34] ---**
You'd think she was preparing instant ramen,
the way she sloshes the hot water in.
**[12:39] ---**
Exactly. Would you mind pouring my coffee?
**[12:43] ---**
Can you do mine, too?
**[12:44] ---**
I'd be more than happy to do so
for anyone who evaluates my work accurately.
**[12:49] ---**
If only my lady
could take a page from your book...
**[12:52] ---**
Just hold on a second!
**[12:54] ---**
I admit that I have no knowledge
of how to properly serve coffee.
**[12:59] ---**
However, in the case of black or green tea,
I can deliver top-notch products!
**[13:04] ---**
Ah.
**[13:05] ---**
Hey, I don't think that kind of bluster
is going to work on San-chan.
**[13:09] ---**
Right, San-chan?
**[13:10] ---**
If you're that determined,
then how about a cup of tea?
**[13:13] ---**
Huh?
**[13:14] ---**
Please give me a moment.
**[13:17] ---**
*President!*
**[13:18] ---**
*Why did you have to come now?*
**[13:20] ---**
*I would so love to serve you, but...*
**[13:23] ---**
*right now, I must make those
middle-aged men eat their own words!*
**[13:53] ---**
For you.
**[14:07] ---**
I apologize for being rude earlier.
**[14:11] ---**
You are, without a doubt, first class.
**[14:14] ---**
I take my hat off to you.
**[14:16] ---**
You are too kind.
**[14:18] ---**
Meticulous heat control.
**[14:20] ---**
The purposeful use of equipment.
**[14:22] ---**
This is...
**[14:23] ---**
Jumping as if dancing
on the palm of my hand!
**[14:26] ---**
An ingenious way
of wringing out every golden drop!
**[14:29] ---**
This is a labor of love,
ingrained in your body!
**[14:32] ---**
No question about it!
**[14:34] ---**
This is the taste of love!
**[14:37] ---**
Wanting your beloved
to drink better-tasting tea!
**[14:40] ---**
You've continued to make
daily adjustments toward that end!
**[14:43] ---**
The taste of incredible love!
**[14:45] ---**
Then, this must be...
**[14:46] ---**
Right, this is a cup of tea
that was refined for one person only!
**[14:50] ---**
A declaration of love, both circuitous and pure!
The taste of a yet unrealized love!
**[14:51] ---**
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
**[14:55] ---**
Filled to the brim with love!
**[14:56] ---**
I'm so glad I came here today!
**[15:01] ---**
I pray with all my heart that your love
will have a happy ending,
**[15:05] ---**
you sweet little Taisho-era girl.
**[15:07] ---**
Go home!
**[15:10] ---**
That will be 1,600 yen
for two cups of tea, please!
**[15:13] ---**
Not shy about charging us, are you?
**[15:16] ---**
Shinomiya?
**[15:17] ---**
Did something happen just now?
**[15:19] ---**
D-Don't give it another thought!
**[15:21] ---**
I see.
**[15:26] ---**
Mmm.
**[15:27] ---**
Your tea sure is delicious, Shinomiya.
**[15:32] ---**
Right... That girl...
**[15:36] ---**
I see.
**[15:38] ---**
So it's you.
**[15:41] ---**
COOKING CLUB CAFÉ
3F COOKING CLUB ROOM
TEA CEREMONY CLUB
**[15:41] ---**
ART CLUB EXHIBIT
ARTS & CRAFTS CLUB
**[15:41] ---**
COOKIES
500 YEN
**[15:43] ---**
*Really...*
**[15:45] ---**
*Customer service is such a hassle.*
**[15:48] ---**
*Thanks to those oddball customers,
I didn't even get to chat with President.*
**[15:53] ---**
*Oh well, at least there shouldn't be
any more strange middle-aged guests com—*
**[16:07] ---**
*The first day of Kaguya's Culture Festival...*
**[16:10] ---**
*No confession made.*
**[16:13] ---**
*And at last...*
**[16:13] ---**
FOUR RAMEN KINGS SERIES
PART 2
COMING SOON
**[16:20] ---**
YU ISHIGAMI'S CULTURE FESTIVAL
**[16:22] ---**
Hey, it's noon already.
**[16:25] ---**
First-years, go on your breaks now!
**[16:27] ---**
CULTURE
FESTIVAL
COMMITTEE
**[16:27] ---**
Okay!
**[16:29] ---**
Back to our classroom?
**[16:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:31] ---**
Hey, Squad Leader? It's Tsubame.
**[16:34] ---**
*The possibility that
Tsubame is single is sky-high.*
**[16:34] ---**
We're running a little late,
so can we go on about 15 minutes early?
**[16:38] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:38] ---**
*This culture festival is the perfect time
to confess to Tsubame!*
**[16:40] ---**
Really?
**[16:41] ---**
Okay, then I'm counting on you!
**[16:43] ---**
*But if I'm going to confess,
I need a running start.*
**[16:46] ---**
*I wanna spend
a little time together at least.*
**[16:49] ---**
*Coincidentally,*
**[16:50] ---**
*Kaguya was having
similar thoughts.*
**[16:51] ---**
SYNCHRONICITY
**[16:54] ---**
MAIN STAGE A
MAIN STAGE B
MAIN AUDITORIUM A
MAIN AUDITORIUM B
QUAD STAGE A
QUAD STAGE B
2FA
LOST CHILD CENTER
AFTER-PARTY
**[16:54] ---**
CULTURE FESTIVAL COMMITTEE SCHEDULE
**[16:54] ---**
*Tsubame will be taking
her break soon!*
**[16:57] ---**
*I have to find a way somehow to ask her
to go to the culture festival with me!*
**[17:00] ---**
*Yeah, but...*
**[17:01] ---**
*what should I say?*
**[17:04] ---**
*Just talking to her normally
makes my heart pound,*
**[17:06] ---**
*so there's no way
I can ask her out on a date!*
**[17:09] ---**
*What am I supposed to do—*
**[17:10] ---**
Guess who?
**[17:13] ---**
That voice!
**[17:14] ---**
Miss Mood Swings?
**[17:16] ---**
Wrong!
**[17:17] ---**
Sorry!
**[17:18] ---**
It's Maki!
**[17:20] ---**
Thank goodness. I was right.
**[17:21] ---**
Hey, Yu...
**[17:23] ---**
Who have you been
looking at all this time?
**[17:25] ---**
Hmm?
**[17:27] ---**
Huh?
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[17:30] ---**
Yeah, I can see that!
**[17:33] ---**
What? What can you see?
**[17:36] ---**
Tsubame Koyasu, was it?
**[17:38] ---**
She's such a looker, isn't she?
**[17:40] ---**
I can understand how you feel, Yu.
**[17:42] ---**
It's the culture festival after all!
**[17:44] ---**
You want to go around
with the one you love!
**[17:46] ---**
If you get a chance, you'd like to confess,
as well, but you can't summon the courage!
**[17:50] ---**
Yep!
**[17:51] ---**
I get it!
**[17:53] ---**
I mean, I totally get it.
**[17:55] ---**
As usual, you're going
from one extreme to another.
**[17:58] ---**
I kind of had a feeling that
there was someone like that in your life, Yu,
**[18:02] ---**
but going after the Madonna
of the third-years... How reckless is that?
**[18:06] ---**
Your odds are beyond low, you know.
**[18:08] ---**
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
**[18:09] ---**
Yes. I do enjoy relationship gossip
about other people.
**[18:12] ---**
Nothing can hurt me after all.
**[18:16] ---**
Well...
**[18:17] ---**
there's no use in worrying
about the disparities between you.
**[18:21] ---**
Somehow or other, you have to take action,
or you'll never get anywhere!
**[18:24] ---**
If you truly love her,
**[18:26] ---**
stop hemming and hawing,
and get on with asking her out!
**[18:29] ---**
If you don't move fast...
**[18:31] ---**
someone will snatch her away!
**[18:34] ---**
Oh man...
**[18:35] ---**
Why would you hurt yourself
by talking about your own crush?
**[18:38] ---**
I wasn't thinking!
**[18:41] ---**
But as far as asking her out goes,
what am I supposed to say?
**[18:45] ---**
FIDGET FIDGET
**[18:45] ---**
I don't wanna cause
any trouble for Tsuba—
**[18:47] ---**
Oh?
**[18:48] ---**
Whoa! Tsubasa!
**[18:50] ---**
So, Ishigami,
you have feelings for Tsubame?
**[18:53] ---**
You should've told me, then!
I thought we were friends!
**[18:56] ---**
Hey, there you are, Maki!
**[18:58] ---**
It's so crowded!
I could get lost if you leave my side!
**[19:01] ---**
Oh, sorry about that!
**[19:03] ---**
- I spotted my friend, so I just—
- Huh?
**[19:06] ---**
You're both friends with him?
**[19:08] ---**
- Yes.
- Yes.
**[19:09] ---**
I turn to Yu for advice sometimes.
**[19:11] ---**
Hey, you, too, Maki?
**[19:13] ---**
We can sure lean on Ishigami, can't we?
**[19:15] ---**
Well, I don't know if I can lean on him or not,
but he's a good kid.
**[19:19] ---**
Really?
**[19:21] ---**
If you both say so,
then he must be a good person.
**[19:24] ---**
Will you be friends with me, too?
**[19:26] ---**
U-Uh, sure.
**[19:28] ---**
*I don't know why...*
**[19:29] ---**
*but I'm getting these weird,
terrifying vibes from this person.*
**[19:33] ---**
So, what were you talking about?
**[19:35] ---**
Um...
**[19:36] ---**
We were discussing what you should say
when you ask a girl to the culture festival.
**[19:41] ---**
Shouldn't you just simply say,
"Wanna go out with me?"
**[19:44] ---**
Easier said than done!
**[19:46] ---**
Being so blunt will only make him nervous!
**[19:49] ---**
His knees would be buckling
as he mangled one line after another,
**[19:52] ---**
and he'd end up
not being able to ask her out at all!
**[19:54] ---**
*You're absolutely right about that!*
**[19:55] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[20:00] ---**
The first time Tsubasa asked me out
on a date... Seriously...
**[20:03] ---**
Hey! Please don't go there!
**[20:06] ---**
Oh, why not?
**[20:08] ---**
Well, that was my first time,
so I was super nervous!
**[20:11] ---**
I couldn't tell if he was trying
to ask me out or trying to kiss me!
**[20:16] ---**
Come on!
**[20:17] ---**
MAKING OUT
MAKING OUT
**[20:17] ---**
Nagisa!
**[20:18] ---**
Don't you care what's going to happen
to these sweet cheeks of yours?
**[20:20] ---**
Would you mind
not staring at me in silence?
**[20:26] ---**
If you need an excuse to ask her, why don't you
invite her to the project of your class?
**[20:31] ---**
Hey, I think that'll work!
**[20:33] ---**
Was it a haunted house?
**[20:34] ---**
That's right. A Horror House.
**[20:37] ---**
Sounds good!
**[20:38] ---**
I heard that Tsubame Koyasu is into horror.
**[20:41] ---**
Are you serious?
**[20:42] ---**
I heard about it from a friend.
**[20:44] ---**
Apparently, two girls got locked
into a broom closet there for about five minutes,
**[20:47] ---**
*- Let us out!
- Let us out!*
**[20:47] ---**
and it was the most terrifying thing ever!
**[20:53] ---**
Well, that's the kind
of attraction-type Horror House it is.
**[20:57] ---**
In other words, you could be alone together
for five minutes in a closed room, right?
**[21:01] ---**
She might grab your hand out of fear...
**[21:01] ---**
GRAB
**[21:04] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[21:04] ---**
or even throw her arms around you!
**[21:06] ---**
*Nooooo!*
**[21:08] ---**
If you go as a couple,
you're guaranteed to have a blast!
**[21:11] ---**
True!
**[21:12] ---**
Hey, that sounds fun!
**[21:14] ---**
We should go, too!
**[21:15] ---**
Yeah, let's go!
**[21:16] ---**
Hey, do you think it's really scary?
**[21:18] ---**
By the way, can three people
enter this attraction at the same time?
**[21:21] ---**
The answer is, you'd have to split up
into groups of two and one.
**[21:24] ---**
Is that right?
**[21:25] ---**
*That was the second-years'
Soranbushi performance!*
**[21:27] ---**
*Poor Miss Mood Swings...*
**[21:30] ---**
All right.
**[21:31] ---**
Okay, I'm going on my break now, too!
**[21:35] ---**
If anything happens, Line me.
**[21:37] ---**
All right, go on!
**[21:39] ---**
Tsubame?
**[21:40] ---**
But... But...
**[21:40] ---**
Hmm? Huh?
**[21:41] ---**
There's something I'd like to confirm.
**[21:42] ---**
You'll be fine!
**[21:44] ---**
If it doesn't work out,
then I'll go with you.
**[21:48] ---**
Either way, it's a win-win, right?
**[21:50] ---**
Actually, if you fail,
you'll end up with the better deal!
**[21:54] ---**
Let's go, Maki!
**[21:54] ---**
But that doesn't mean
you should fail on purpose, got that?
**[21:57] ---**
It's not like I have a lot of free time!
**[21:59] ---**
*Miss Mood Swings sure is a nice person.*
**[22:03] ---**
Yeah, that looks good to me.
**[22:05] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[22:08] ---**
Ts-Tsubame...
**[22:10] ---**
Hmm?
**[22:11] ---**
Yu!
**[22:13] ---**
What's up?
**[22:14] ---**
Um... See...
**[22:21] ---**
Our class is doing a Horror House,
**[22:25] ---**
and it's a pretty good one, too, so...
**[22:28] ---**
So, Tsubame,
**[22:30] ---**
I heard that you're into
scary stuff, so if you'd like...
**[22:34] ---**
What?
**[22:36] ---**
Sure! I'll go!
**[22:41] ---**
You're on your break now, too, right, Yu?
Let's go together!
**[22:45] ---**
Okay!
**[22:47] ---**
*All right! I did it, Shijo! Shinomiya!*
**[22:53] ---**
ENTRANCE
**[22:54] ---**
*Put on your eye masks,
and the staff will guide you inside.*
**[22:57] ---**
*What? Sounds scary!*
**[22:59] ---**
*Really, you're such a child, Nagisa.
If this isn't mere kid stuff, I don't know what is.*
**[23:04] ---**
*Help!*
**[23:05] ---**
*I really, really can't deal with scary stuff!*
**[23:08] ---**
*Auntie! I mean, Big Sister!*
**[23:10] ---**
*What? What is it, Maki?*
**[23:12] ---**
*Please, let's go in together!*
**[23:14] ---**
*I'm positive that it'll be fun!*
**[23:16] ---**
*What? I'm not going in there!
I'm not fond of being scared!*
**[23:21] ---**
*Next episode... The first-years
attack Kaguya and Maki!*
**[23:25] ---**
- Yo.
- Whoa! Go home! Get a job!
**[23:27] ---**
You'd better not have pulled
any weird stunts!
**[23:27] ---**
DON'T
WORRY,
I HAVEN'T
**[23:29] ---**
*He has.*