E6 - Yu Ishigami Wants to Live - Chika Fujiwara Wants to Test You - Kaguya Wants to Be Noticed

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    The treasurer of the four-member
    student council at Shuchiin Academy...
[00:08] ---
    Yu Ishigami.
[00:14] ---
    The man who is indispensable
    to the student council,
[00:17] ---
    yet hasn't made
    much of an impression on them.
[00:21] ---
    The man Shirogane,
    the president of the student council,
[00:24] ---
    chose to be the treasurer
    based on expectations of his prowess.
[00:27] ---
    Here's this month's financial report.
[00:30] ---
    Great.
[00:30] ---
    He has been biding his time...
[00:33] ---
    What is it?
[00:34] ---
    I want to quit the student council.
[00:38] ---
    ...waiting for the chance
    to resign from the student council!
[02:12] ---
    I see. Quit the student council...
[02:17] ---
    YU ISHIGAMI WANTS TO LIVE
[02:17] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
    Without you, we'll go bankrupt!
[02:20] ---
    I'm begging you here!
[02:21] ---
    Yu Ishigami.
[02:23] ---
    He's a data processing expert.
[02:26] ---
    At Shuchiin Academy,
    only the president is elected.
[02:27] ---
    PRESIDENT
    MIYUKI SHIROGANE
[02:27] ---
    VICE-PRESIDENT
    KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
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    SECRETARY
    CHIKA FUJIWARA
[02:30] ---
    TREASURER
    YU ISHIGAMI
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    The other members are appointed
    based on their abilities.
[02:34] ---
    Yu Ishigami is a talented person
    who was scouted by the student council...
[02:37] ---
    despite the fact that he had barely begun
    his first year there.
[02:40] ---
    Normally he takes his work home
[02:42] ---
    and only shows up
    in the student council room for meetings,
[02:45] ---
    but he is a full-fledged council member.
[02:47] ---
    Undeniably, Yu Ishigami is the treasurer
    of Shuchiin Academy's student council.
[02:51] ---
    And now he is trying to quit his post.
[02:52] ---
    But I've got an important reason.
[02:56] ---
    That reason is...
[02:56] ---
    What reason?
[03:00] ---
    I think I'm going to be murdered.
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    Murdered?
[03:04] ---
    I think Shinomiya-senpai
    is going to kill me.
[03:05] ---
    Shino...
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    O-On what basis do you think that?
[03:11] ---
    Her eyes.
[03:12] ---
    Eyes?
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    People's eyes are organs
    that are connected directly to the brain.
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    Normally half of the brain
    is used to process the sense of sight.
[03:20] ---
    The movement of eyes can show
    what someone is cautious about or hungry for.
[03:24] ---
    Those organs clearly reveal
    the brain's activity.
[03:25] ---
    FOOD > CAT
    GLUTTON
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    DOG > FOOD
    SCAREDY-CAT
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    I can tell five or six percent of a person's
    true character just by looking into their eyes.
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    That's not much!
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    I can probably do the same!
[03:37] ---
    The way Shinomiya-senpai
    looks at me sometimes...
[03:41] ---
    I'm positive that the intent to kill
    is in that glance.
[03:44] ---
    What exactly happened?
[03:47] ---
    It was a month ago.
[03:58] ---
    COFFEE BLEND
    FREE TICKET
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    But a lot of people think
    that's the best way to kill time.
[04:06] ---
    What is this?
[04:08] ---
    I don't really go to coffee shops.
[04:10] ---
    They're too expensive for my blood.
[04:12] ---
    You have a point.
[04:14] ---
    If there was a coupon or something,
    it would be different.
[04:17] ---
    PAT PAT
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    Yeah.
[04:22] ---
    If it were cheaper,
    I wouldn't mind going once in a while.
[04:35] ---
    Not a word to anyone about those tickets.
[04:41] ---
    What happened?
[04:43] ---
    She threatened me, so I can't tell you.
[04:44] ---
    Threatened?
[04:45] ---
    I have a feeling
    she's killed two or three people already.
[04:48] ---
    What happened?
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    And then last week, too...
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    Shinomiya-senpai,
    are you in love with the president?
[04:58] ---
    FSSST
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    In love with the president?
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    Don't talk nonsense!
    That would never happen!
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    You don't see him as a love interest?
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    N-No!
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    Of course not.
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    Really?
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    In fact, rumors like that are a nuisance!
[05:17] ---
    Is that right?
[05:19] ---
    I thought they'd make a good couple.
[05:22] ---
    Then I'll give the president a hint
    that you have no romantic interest.
[05:32] ---
    YANK YANK
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    You'll tell him no such thing!
[05:34] ---
    You hear me?
[05:39] ---
    I think she has the skills
    of a trained assassin.
[05:41] ---
    A trained assassin?
[05:43] ---
    Using the corner of a couch
    to strangle me... That's a pro!
[05:46] ---
    What do you think Shinomiya is?
[05:48] ---
    SHIVER SHIVER
[05:49] ---
    My guess is she's a natural-born serial killer.
[05:52] ---
    I can see it in her eyes.
[05:53] ---
    You put too much faith
    in that five or six percent!
[05:56] ---
    Fujiwara-senpai's
    in even more danger than me.
[05:59] ---
    Sometimes Shinomiya-senpai stares
    at her as if she's less than human.
[06:02] ---
    I estimate she's got
    another two months left.
[06:05] ---
    You calculated her life expectancy?
[06:07] ---
    Ridiculous!
[06:09] ---
    No, that type
    is the most dangerous predator.
[06:12] ---
    President...
[06:15] ---
    Is Ishigami here?
[06:19] ---
    I was at a meeting.
[06:20] ---
    Don't make it worse for yourself!
[06:22] ---
    It was about the budget
    for the drama club.
[06:24] ---
    Turn yourself in, Shinomiya!
[06:26] ---
    Please!
[06:28] ---
    Listen when someone's talking to you!
[06:33] ---
    BEND BEND
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    I told you I was helping
    the drama club, remember?
[06:37] ---
    Today was the costume fitting.
[06:39] ---
    O-Oh.
[06:41] ---
    Still, you didn't need
    to bring that prop in here.
[06:45] ---
    Um, I just wanted
    to tease you a little with it.
[06:52] ---
    Sorry.
[06:53] ---
    Cute.
[06:54] ---
    Shirogane-senpai, this is a trap.
[06:57] ---
    She's playing it cute
    so you'll let your guard down.
[07:02] ---
    D-Don't scare me like that!
[07:04] ---
    That's just a costume!
    Shinomiya hasn't killed anyone!
[07:08] ---
    President!
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    Help.
[07:16] ---
    Miss Kaguya killed me!
[07:20] ---
    Then it's true!
[07:21] ---
    What's true?
    She's just wearing special makeup!
[07:24] ---
    Oh, right!
[07:26] ---
    No, President. This is a trap, too.
[07:29] ---
    I suspect she really is dead,
[07:31] ---
    but Shinomiya-senpai performed
    some mad-science surgery on her.
[07:34] ---
    Ishigami...
[07:36] ---
    You always let imagination
    get the better of you.
[07:38] ---
    Shinomiya would never murder a soul.
[07:42] ---
    Try to have more faith in your colleagues.
[07:44] ---
    Okay?
[07:46] ---
    Faith in my colleagues...
[07:50] ---
    Anyway, that's impressive.
[07:51] ---
    I know, right?
[07:52] ---
    How is that attached?
[07:54] ---
    It's like this. See?
[07:57] ---
    Sorry I asked.
[07:59] ---
    Faith in my colleagues...
[08:02] ---
    Ishigami...
[08:06] ---
    About our secret...
[08:10] ---
    I appreciate that you've kept it to yourself.
[08:12] ---
    Being tight-lipped is a virtue, right?
[08:15] ---
    If you had blabbed...
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    Faith!
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    STAB
[08:25] ---
    ...this wouldn't be a toy.
[08:29] ---
    Also, don't put the president in a bind.
[08:32] ---
    Please don't say
    anything more about resigning.
[08:36] ---
    Do you want to try
    stabbing me, President?
[08:38] ---
    Then was she...
[08:38] ---
    Can I? I wanted to try it once.
[08:42] ---
    listening the whole time?
[08:52] ---
    RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
    ISHIGAMI LOSES
[08:53] ---
    Results of today's match...
[08:54] ---
    WANTS TO QUIT BECAUSE
    HE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA
    BUT CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE
    HE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA
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    Ishigami loses.
[08:58] ---
    WOMEN WHO LOVE AND HATE
[09:01] ---
    CAGE FOR CATS
[09:02] ---
    There's an animal cage in front of you.
[09:06] ---
    How many cats are in the cage?
[09:09] ---
    What kind of abstract question is that?
[09:10] ---
    CHIKA FUJIWARA
    WANTS TO TEST YOU
[09:12] ---
    It's a psychological test!
[09:14] ---
    It's from a book
    I borrowed from the library.
[09:17] ---
    Just by answering this question,
[09:18] ---
    I'll be able to understand
    the depths of your mind, President.
[09:22] ---
    That's silly.
[09:23] ---
    As if you could understand the workings
    of the mind with a question like that.
[09:27] ---
    Come on, just humor me.
[09:29] ---
    How many cats?
[09:32] ---
    I guess about nine cats.
[09:36] ---
    That tells me
    how many children you want!
[09:40] ---
    That's exactly right!
[09:42] ---
    Nine kids? That's like a baseball team!
[09:43] ---
    Nine kids? That many?
[09:45] ---
    PSYCHOLOGY TEST
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    Psychology tests.
[09:47] ---
    Abstract questions that draw out
    what someone really thinks.
[09:50] ---
    Most of them have amusing game elements
    that employ the Barnum effect,
[09:55] ---
    but some of them are practical
    and based on actual psychology.
[09:58] ---
    The person who thinks of these tests
    only as an amusing trifle
[10:01] ---
    and lets their guard down
    may be in for a bitter experience.
[10:05] ---
    I've got another really interesting one!
[10:08] ---
    Let's do it together!
[10:10] ---
    Oh, us, too?
[10:12] ---
    Yes!
[10:15] ---
    Are you ready?
[10:16] ---
    "You're walking down a dark path.
[10:20] ---
    Suddenly, someone taps you
    on the shoulder from behind.
[10:23] ---
    Who is that person?"
[10:26] ---
    Give me a hint.
[10:28] ---
    This isn't a quiz,
    so it doesn't work that way.
[10:30] ---
    Oh.
[10:31] ---
    A dark path...
[10:33] ---
    What could this be getting at?
[10:38] ---
    There it is!
    The second question on page 47!
[10:41] ---
    That answer...
[10:42] ---
    THAT'S THE PERSON YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH!!
[10:43] ---
    indicates whom you're in love with!
[10:45] ---
    If you say the name
    of someone of the opposite sex
[10:48] ---
    it's like a confession of love!
[10:50] ---
    As is often the case,
    Kaguya had prepared for this situation.
[10:54] ---
    PLEASE TYPE IN A NAME
[10:54] ---
    CHIKA FUJIWARA'S BRAIN
[10:54] ---
    Kaguya has known Chika Fujiwara
    since middle school
[10:57] ---
    and is especially familiar
    with her behavioral patterns.
[10:59] ---
    CHIKA'S BRAIN
[10:59] ---
    LOVE, PLAYING, EATING, PESU
[11:00] ---
    Ever since Kaguya noticed
    the book was on the library's list of purchases,
[11:04] ---
    she predicted a high likelihood of Fujiwara
    bringing it to the student council room.
[11:05] ---
    PSYCHOLOGY TESTS FOR LOVE
[11:08] ---
    Kaguya read the book in advance!
[11:10] ---
    "Question. You bring a squirrel home.
[11:13] ---
    She's able to avoid any dangerous answers.
[11:13] ---
    What do you do with it then?"
[11:16] ---
    Let's see. I would make
    delicious food for it every day...
[11:19] ---
    and give it a massage
    before it went to sleep.
[11:22] ---
    The answer is...
[11:23] ---
    "After you get married,
    what will you do for your spouse?"
[11:28] ---
    In other words,
[11:29] ---
    by being able to negotiate this minefield
    called a "psychological test,"
[11:31] ---
    she holds a huge advantage.
[11:35] ---
    Let me think.
    It would be you, Miss Fujiwara.
[11:39] ---
    M-Me?
[11:41] ---
    BASHFUL BASHFUL
[11:42] ---
    A dark path...
[11:55] ---
    Why are you running away, Ishigami?
[12:00] ---
    My answer is Shinomiya-senpai.
[12:02] ---
    Me?
[12:04] ---
    That's how Ishigami feels?
[12:06] ---
    He's a nice boy, and I don't dislike him...
[12:10] ---
    but I'm sorry.
    Ishigami is on the level of a worm to me.
[12:14] ---
    Ishigami is rejected.
[12:15] ---
    Now the president is the real issue.
[12:21] ---
    I hate dark, scary places.
[12:25] ---
    President, let's go home together.
[12:29] ---
    Well, I—
[12:32] ---
    Grin!
[12:33] ---
    Wait! Why is Fujiwara
    grinning at me like that?
[12:33] ---
    GRIN GRIN
[12:37] ---
    She called it "really interesting."
[12:40] ---
    A question
    that love-obsessed girl pounced on...
[12:42] ---
    This one is definitely not a harmless test!
[12:44] ---
    If the answer is
    "The person you're in love with..."
[12:48] ---
    Oh, President...
[12:49] ---
    So, you're subconsciously
    in love with me?
[12:54] ---
    How cute.
[12:57] ---
    It would be like a confession of love!
[12:59] ---
    The best answer would be someone they'd be
    satisfied with, but nobody in this room!
[13:03] ---
    Then...
[13:05] ---
    I guess my little sister.
[13:11] ---
    "The person who taps you on the shoulder
    indicates the person you're in love with."
[13:14] ---
    In short, the president
    has a sister complex.
[13:17] ---
    That's the most boring answer.
[13:19] ---
    That's right. I have a sister complex.
[13:23] ---
    I'm in love with Shinomiya-senpai?
[13:32] ---
    No, I think this emotion is terror!
[13:36] ---
    President, I think I have
    Stockholm syndrome, so I'm going home.
[13:40] ---
    A-All right. Get well soon.
[13:44] ---
    It could also be
    the suspension bridge effect.
[13:47] ---
    I'll go to a hospital on the way home.
[13:49] ---
    I wanna try answering one myself,
    so I'll look on the net.
[13:52] ---
    Shoot! Miss Fujiwara is looking
    for a question outside of the book!
[13:57] ---
    This one's cute!
[13:59] ---
    "You're in a field of flowers.
[14:03] ---
    The owner said you can take home
    as many flowers as you like.
[14:07] ---
    How many will you take home?"
[14:10] ---
    A question she doesn't know the answer to!
[14:12] ---
    Flowers, huh?
[14:15] ---
    I'd carefully pick only the prettiest ones.
[14:18] ---
    So just a couple.
[14:21] ---
    I-I suppose I'd take enough
    to make a lovely bouquet.
[14:27] ---
    I see.
[14:28] ---
    What should I do?
    I answered honestly without thinking!
[14:33] ---
    How many for you, President?
[14:35] ---
    Well, unlike that last one,
    I don't have to say a name,
[14:38] ---
    so I can answer it normally.
[14:40] ---
    I can take as many as I like
    for free, right?
[14:42] ---
    Then there's only one possible answer.
[14:44] ---
    HEAP
[14:45] ---
    I'd take as many
    as I could cram into a truck!
[14:48] ---
    Maybe even a truck wouldn't be enough.
[14:51] ---
    That's a poor person's mentality.
[14:53] ---
    What would you do
    with all of those flowers?
[14:56] ---
    Well, I could give some away
    and sell some, right?
[14:58] ---
    Um, the answer is...
[15:00] ---
    CLICK HERE FOR THE ANSWER
[15:00] ---
    THE AMOUNT OF FLOWERS YOU TOOK INDICATES
    HOW MUCH LOVE YOU HAVE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE!
[15:16] ---
    What was the answer?
[15:18] ---
    Nothing. Um, "How much
    you love flowers" or something.
[15:22] ---
    Yes, that's what it was.
[15:25] ---
    Even though I love flowers?
[15:25] ---
    Silly.
[15:27] ---
    I don't agree with that one!
[15:28] ---
    Neither do I.
[15:29] ---
    But that's what the answer was.
    We just have to accept it.
SIGN    REASON: HAVING A TRUCK FULL OF LOVE
[15:30] ---
    Results of today's match...
[15:32] ---
    Shirogane loses.
[15:33] ---
    I guess you're right.
[15:35] ---
    COST OF A FAMILY
[15:35] ---
    UM, IF YOU GET A HCG INJECTION,
    THERE'S A 20% HIGHER CHANCE
    OF GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS...
SIGN    AH... HUH...
[15:39] ---
    Wanna get a smoothie on the way home?
[15:41] ---
    Okay!
[15:43] ---
    - I'm gonna get celery!
    - What kind should I get?
[15:48] ---
    I'm totally sorry.
[15:50] ---
    I'm working again today.
    I have to go straight there.
[15:53] ---
    Again?
[15:54] ---
    You work too much.
[15:56] ---
    Next time, definitely!
[15:58] ---
    Yeah, okay!
[16:03] ---
    It's time to go home, Lady Kaguya.
[16:06] ---
    Hayasaka, I told you not to come
    to the student council room.
[16:10] ---
    I've confirmed that the president
    and the other members have already left.
[16:12] ---
    KAGUYA WANTS
    TO BE NOTICED
[16:14] ---
    Rest assured.
[16:15] ---
    Carelessness like that can be fatal.
[16:19] ---
    Recently, you've become lax, haven't you?
[16:22] ---
    Between your appearance,
    those nails,
[16:22] ---
    UNBUTTONED
    HER
    COLLAR
SIGN    NAILS
[16:24] ---
    MYSTERIOUS
    KEYCHAIN
[16:25] ---
    and your skirt length,
    you're likely violating school rules.
SIGN    ROLLED UP HER SKIRT
[16:28] ---
    It's all within the bounds
    of school regulations.
[16:31] ---
    Although you could say
    I'm bending the rules a bit.
[16:34] ---
    A bit.
[16:36] ---
    For us, beauty is power.
[16:39] ---
    BEAUTY IS LIVE AMMO
[16:41] ---
    High society is not for people
    without adornment.
[16:45] ---
    You don't want opportunities stolen by women
    with only good looks going for them.
[16:49] ---
    I would say you're too stuffy about it,
    Lady Kaguya.
[16:52] ---
    Lately, lightly polished nails
    are even in style here.
[16:56] ---
    If you want men to think you're cute,
    you should take an interest.
[17:00] ---
    Really? Then will the president...
[17:03] ---
    I mean, will boys think I'm cute?
[17:06] ---
    After all this time, I'm surprised
    you haven't given yourself away.
[17:10] ---
    But, yes, of course.
[17:12] ---
    Hayasaka realized that nails had little to do
    with popularity amongst the opposite sex.
[17:17] ---
    Boys will...
[17:19] ---
    Come on. Let's go home and paint your nails.
[17:22] ---
    But she gave only vague answers
    in her desire to give Kaguya some glam.
[17:23] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[17:24] ---
    It's okay.
[17:26] ---
    What's okay? Hey!
[17:28] ---
    THE NEXT DAY
[17:30] ---
    Gel nails which don't infringe
    on the school dress code.
[17:34] ---
    The modesty of rhinestone only
    on each ring finger was part of the appeal.
[17:41] ---
    I wonder what the president will think.
[17:43] ---
    Will he think it's cute?
[17:44] ---
    Or maybe he'll think it's frivolous.
[17:50] ---
    What's the nail polish about?
[17:53] ---
    I know.
[17:56] ---
    I don't want it in that case.
[18:02] ---
    I'll just go home today, and...
[18:04] ---
    What are you doing, Shinomiya?
[18:07] ---
    Aren't you going in?
[18:09] ---
    Well, I was on my way in!
[18:14] ---
    Miss Kaguya!
[18:16] ---
    About this part...
[18:19] ---
    Yes, what is it?
[18:23] ---
    Are you hiding something behind you?
[18:26] ---
    No, nothing.
[18:29] ---
    The only times she's quick on the uptake
    are situations like this!
[18:32] ---
    If someone's going to notice,
    I want it to be the president.
[18:34] ---
    Certainly not her!
[18:37] ---
    I have to get closer.
[18:40] ---
    Here, President.
    The minutes from our last meeting.
[18:43] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[18:45] ---
    Stare.
[18:50] ---
    And there's an error here.
[18:54] ---
    You're right.
[18:56] ---
    Indeed.
[18:58] ---
    Good eye!
[19:02] ---
    He didn't notice!
[19:04] ---
    Shinomiya is being fashionable!
[19:07] ---
    Jeez, why?
[19:09] ---
    Is it because you're not interested in me?
[19:11] ---
    What caused the change?
[19:13] ---
    She's always avoided ornamentation,
    saying, "Does a swan dress up?"
[19:18] ---
    What should I do?
    Should I mention it?
[19:20] ---
    You have nice childbearing hips.
[19:23] ---
    Wouldn't that actually
    be sexual harassment if I did?
[19:26] ---
    LITTLE SISTER
[19:26] ---
    Like the other day...
[19:28] ---
    Kei, isn't that skirt too short?
[19:31] ---
    I'm not wearing this for you.
    That's sexual harassment. Drop dead.
[19:36] ---
    I was just worried about her
    as a big brother!
[19:39] ---
    If there's a reaction from a person
    other than the person you want,
[19:42] ---
    it's sexual harassment.
[19:44] ---
    But since I did notice,
    I should say something, right?
[19:47] ---
    I'm sure she won't be any crueler to me
    than my little sister was!
[19:54] ---
    Fujiwara-senpai...
[19:57] ---
    You changed your conditioner, didn't you?
[20:00] ---
    You can tell?
[20:02] ---
    Yeah, well...
[20:04] ---
    the smell is different than usual.
[20:09] ---
    I mean, it is stuffy in here today,
[20:11] ---
    but it's cute that the smell
    is stronger than usual.
[20:15] ---
    It kind of smells like a baby.
[20:18] ---
    Ishigami...
[20:20] ---
    That's creepy!
[20:23] ---
    Let me die.
[20:30] ---
    I want to die, so I'm going home.
[20:32] ---
    S-Sure. But don't die.
[20:37] ---
    It smelled good,
[20:39] ---
    so I meant to give her a compliment.
[20:41] ---
    Do I smell? Am I stinky?
[20:44] ---
    That's tough!
[20:45] ---
    The day Shinomiya calls me creepy,
    I'm likely to choose death myself!
[20:49] ---
    SNIFF SNIFF
[20:49] ---
    I'd better not bring up her nails!
[20:52] ---
    It's just too risky!
[20:54] ---
    I can't risk having her call me "creepy"!
[20:58] ---
    Wait. Is that just an excuse?
[21:03] ---
    This is my issue.
[21:05] ---
    Complimenting Shinomiya's nails...
[21:09] ---
    I'm just genuinely bashful.
[21:21] ---
    In the end, he didn't notice my nails.
[21:26] ---
    But it's probably better that way.
[21:30] ---
    It's meaningless for me
    to be fashion-conscious.
[21:36] ---
    It doesn't make me cute.
[21:40] ---
    Shinomiya!
[21:45] ---
    Those nails!
[21:52] ---
    C-C-C-C-Cu...
[21:56] ---
    Never mind! Nothing!
[22:00] ---
    What?
[22:01] ---
    Finish what you were going to say!
[22:03] ---
    The president is cute
    when he's all flustered, isn't he?
[22:09] ---
    Jeez! Jeez!
[22:12] ---
    You, too, Kaguya.
[22:14] ---
    I-I wonder what he was about to say!
[22:17] ---
    What do you think, Hayasaka?
[22:18] ---
    "Hayasaka," I said!
[22:21] ---
    He said, "Those nails!"
[22:22] ---
    RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
    KAGUYA WINS
[22:22] ---
    Results of today's match...
[22:24] ---
    Come on, Hayasaka!
[22:24] ---
    Kaguya wins.