# E6 - Yu Ishigami Wants to Live - Chika Fujiwara Wants to Test You - Kaguya Wants to Be Noticed
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**[00:03] ---**
*The treasurer of the four-member
student council at Shuchiin Academy...*
**[00:08] ---**
*Yu Ishigami.*
**[00:14] ---**
*The man who is indispensable
to the student council,*
**[00:17] ---**
*yet hasn't made
much of an impression on them.*
**[00:21] ---**
*The man Shirogane,
the president of the student council,*
**[00:24] ---**
*chose to be the treasurer
based on expectations of his prowess.*
**[00:27] ---**
Here's this month's financial report.
**[00:30] ---**
Great.
**[00:30] ---**
*He has been biding his time...*
**[00:33] ---**
What is it?
**[00:34] ---**
I want to quit the student council.
**[00:38] ---**
*...waiting for the chance
to resign from the student council!*
**[02:12] ---**
I see. Quit the student council...
**[02:17] ---**
YU ISHIGAMI WANTS TO LIVE
**[02:17] ---**
You've got to be kidding me!
Without you, we'll go bankrupt!
**[02:20] ---**
I'm begging you here!
**[02:21] ---**
*Yu Ishigami.*
**[02:23] ---**
*He's a data processing expert.*
**[02:26] ---**
*At Shuchiin Academy,
only the president is elected.*
**[02:27] ---**
PRESIDENT
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
**[02:27] ---**
VICE-PRESIDENT
KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
**[02:28] ---**
SECRETARY
CHIKA FUJIWARA
**[02:30] ---**
TREASURER
YU ISHIGAMI
**[02:30] ---**
*The other members are appointed
based on their abilities.*
**[02:34] ---**
*Yu Ishigami is a talented person
who was scouted by the student council...*
**[02:37] ---**
*despite the fact that he had barely begun
his first year there.*
**[02:40] ---**
*Normally he takes his work home*
**[02:42] ---**
*and only shows up
in the student council room for meetings,*
**[02:45] ---**
*but he is a full-fledged council member.*
**[02:47] ---**
*Undeniably, Yu Ishigami is the treasurer
of Shuchiin Academy's student council.*
**[02:51] ---**
*And now he is trying to quit his post.*
**[02:52] ---**
But I've got an important reason.
**[02:56] ---**
*That reason is...*
**[02:56] ---**
What reason?
**[03:00] ---**
I think I'm going to be murdered.
**[03:03] ---**
Murdered?
**[03:04] ---**
I think Shinomiya-senpai
is going to kill me.
**[03:05] ---**
Shino...
**[03:08] ---**
O-On what basis do you think that?
**[03:11] ---**
Her eyes.
**[03:12] ---**
Eyes?
**[03:14] ---**
*People's eyes are organs
that are connected directly to the brain.*
**[03:17] ---**
*Normally half of the brain
is used to process the sense of sight.*
**[03:20] ---**
*The movement of eyes can show
what someone is cautious about or hungry for.*
**[03:24] ---**
*Those organs clearly reveal
the brain's activity.*
**[03:25] ---**
FOOD > CAT
GLUTTON
**[03:25] ---**
DOG > FOOD
SCAREDY-CAT
**[03:28] ---**
I can tell five or six percent of a person's
true character just by looking into their eyes.
**[03:33] ---**
That's not much!
**[03:34] ---**
I can probably do the same!
**[03:37] ---**
The way Shinomiya-senpai
looks at me sometimes...
**[03:41] ---**
I'm positive that the intent to kill
is in that glance.
**[03:44] ---**
What exactly happened?
**[03:47] ---**
It was a month ago.
**[03:58] ---**
COFFEE BLEND
FREE TICKET
**[04:01] ---**
But a lot of people think
that's the best way to kill time.
**[04:06] ---**
*What is this?*
**[04:08] ---**
I don't really go to coffee shops.
**[04:10] ---**
They're too expensive for my blood.
**[04:12] ---**
You have a point.
**[04:14] ---**
If there was a coupon or something,
it would be different.
**[04:17] ---**
PAT PAT
**[04:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:22] ---**
If it were cheaper,
I wouldn't mind going once in a while.
**[04:35] ---**
Not a word to anyone about those tickets.
**[04:41] ---**
*What happened?*
**[04:43] ---**
She threatened me, so I can't tell you.
**[04:44] ---**
Threatened?
**[04:45] ---**
I have a feeling
she's killed two or three people already.
**[04:48] ---**
What happened?
**[04:50] ---**
And then last week, too...
**[04:54] ---**
*Shinomiya-senpai,
are you in love with the president?*
**[04:58] ---**
FSSST
**[05:00] ---**
*In love with the president?*
**[05:02] ---**
*Don't talk nonsense!
That would never happen!*
**[05:06] ---**
*You don't see him as a love interest?*
**[05:08] ---**
*N-No!*
**[05:10] ---**
*Of course not.*
**[05:12] ---**
*Really?*
**[05:13] ---**
*In fact, rumors like that are a nuisance!*
**[05:17] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[05:19] ---**
*I thought they'd make a good couple.*
**[05:22] ---**
*Then I'll give the president a hint
that you have no romantic interest.*
**[05:32] ---**
YANK YANK
**[05:32] ---**
*You'll tell him no such thing!*
**[05:34] ---**
*You hear me?*
**[05:39] ---**
I think she has the skills
of a trained assassin.
**[05:41] ---**
A trained assassin?
**[05:43] ---**
Using the corner of a couch
to strangle me... That's a pro!
**[05:46] ---**
What do you think Shinomiya is?
**[05:48] ---**
SHIVER SHIVER
**[05:49] ---**
My guess is she's a natural-born serial killer.
**[05:52] ---**
I can see it in her eyes.
**[05:53] ---**
You put too much faith
in that five or six percent!
**[05:56] ---**
Fujiwara-senpai's
in even more danger than me.
**[05:59] ---**
Sometimes Shinomiya-senpai stares
at her as if she's less than human.
**[06:02] ---**
I estimate she's got
another two months left.
**[06:05] ---**
You calculated her life expectancy?
**[06:07] ---**
Ridiculous!
**[06:09] ---**
No, that type
is the most dangerous predator.
**[06:12] ---**
President...
**[06:15] ---**
Is Ishigami here?
**[06:19] ---**
I was at a meeting.
**[06:20] ---**
Don't make it worse for yourself!
**[06:22] ---**
It was about the budget
for the drama club.
**[06:24] ---**
Turn yourself in, Shinomiya!
**[06:26] ---**
Please!
**[06:28] ---**
Listen when someone's talking to you!
**[06:33] ---**
BEND BEND
**[06:33] ---**
I told you I was helping
the drama club, remember?
**[06:37] ---**
Today was the costume fitting.
**[06:39] ---**
O-Oh.
**[06:41] ---**
Still, you didn't need
to bring that prop in here.
**[06:45] ---**
Um, I just wanted
to tease you a little with it.
**[06:52] ---**
Sorry.
**[06:53] ---**
*Cute.*
**[06:54] ---**
Shirogane-senpai, this is a trap.
**[06:57] ---**
She's playing it cute
so you'll let your guard down.
**[07:02] ---**
D-Don't scare me like that!
**[07:04] ---**
That's just a costume!
Shinomiya hasn't killed anyone!
**[07:08] ---**
President!
**[07:11] ---**
Help.
**[07:16] ---**
Miss Kaguya killed me!
**[07:20] ---**
Then it's true!
**[07:21] ---**
What's true?
She's just wearing special makeup!
**[07:24] ---**
Oh, right!
**[07:26] ---**
No, President. This is a trap, too.
**[07:29] ---**
I suspect she really is dead,
**[07:31] ---**
but Shinomiya-senpai performed
some mad-science surgery on her.
**[07:34] ---**
Ishigami...
**[07:36] ---**
You always let imagination
get the better of you.
**[07:38] ---**
Shinomiya would never murder a soul.
**[07:42] ---**
Try to have more faith in your colleagues.
**[07:44] ---**
Okay?
**[07:46] ---**
Faith in my colleagues...
**[07:50] ---**
Anyway, that's impressive.
**[07:51] ---**
I know, right?
**[07:52] ---**
How is that attached?
**[07:54] ---**
It's like this. See?
**[07:57] ---**
Sorry I asked.
**[07:59] ---**
Faith in my colleagues...
**[08:02] ---**
Ishigami...
**[08:06] ---**
About our secret...
**[08:10] ---**
I appreciate that you've kept it to yourself.
**[08:12] ---**
Being tight-lipped is a virtue, right?
**[08:15] ---**
If you had blabbed...
**[08:20] ---**
Faith!
**[08:24] ---**
STAB
**[08:25] ---**
...this wouldn't be a toy.
**[08:29] ---**
Also, don't put the president in a bind.
**[08:32] ---**
Please don't say
anything more about resigning.
**[08:36] ---**
Do you want to try
stabbing me, President?
**[08:38] ---**
*Then was she...*
**[08:38] ---**
Can I? I wanted to try it once.
**[08:42] ---**
*listening the whole time?*
**[08:52] ---**
RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
ISHIGAMI LOSES
**[08:53] ---**
*Results of today's match...*
**[08:54] ---**
WANTS TO QUIT BECAUSE
HE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA
BUT CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE
HE'S AFRAID OF KAGUYA
**[08:56] ---**
*Ishigami loses.*
**[08:58] ---**
WOMEN WHO LOVE AND HATE
**[09:01] ---**
CAGE FOR CATS
**[09:02] ---**
There's an animal cage in front of you.
**[09:06] ---**
How many cats are in the cage?
**[09:09] ---**
What kind of abstract question is that?
**[09:10] ---**
CHIKA FUJIWARA
WANTS TO TEST YOU
**[09:12] ---**
It's a psychological test!
**[09:14] ---**
It's from a book
I borrowed from the library.
**[09:17] ---**
Just by answering this question,
**[09:18] ---**
I'll be able to understand
the depths of your mind, President.
**[09:22] ---**
That's silly.
**[09:23] ---**
As if you could understand the workings
of the mind with a question like that.
**[09:27] ---**
Come on, just humor me.
**[09:29] ---**
How many cats?
**[09:32] ---**
I guess about nine cats.
**[09:36] ---**
That tells me
how many children you want!
**[09:40] ---**
*That's exactly right!*
**[09:42] ---**
Nine kids? That's like a baseball team!
**[09:43] ---**
*Nine kids? That many?*
**[09:45] ---**
PSYCHOLOGY TEST
**[09:46] ---**
*Psychology tests.*
**[09:47] ---**
*Abstract questions that draw out
what someone really thinks.*
**[09:50] ---**
*Most of them have amusing game elements
that employ the Barnum effect,*
**[09:55] ---**
*but some of them are practical
and based on actual psychology.*
**[09:58] ---**
*The person who thinks of these tests
only as an amusing trifle*
**[10:01] ---**
*and lets their guard down
may be in for a bitter experience.*
**[10:05] ---**
I've got another really interesting one!
**[10:08] ---**
Let's do it together!
**[10:10] ---**
Oh, us, too?
**[10:12] ---**
Yes!
**[10:15] ---**
Are you ready?
**[10:16] ---**
"You're walking down a dark path.
**[10:20] ---**
Suddenly, someone taps you
on the shoulder from behind.
**[10:23] ---**
Who is that person?"
**[10:26] ---**
Give me a hint.
**[10:28] ---**
This isn't a quiz,
so it doesn't work that way.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh.
**[10:31] ---**
A dark path...
**[10:33] ---**
What could this be getting at?
**[10:38] ---**
*There it is!
The second question on page 47!*
**[10:41] ---**
*That answer...*
**[10:42] ---**
THAT'S THE PERSON YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH!!
**[10:43] ---**
*indicates whom you're in love with!*
**[10:45] ---**
*If you say the name
of someone of the opposite sex*
**[10:48] ---**
*it's like a confession of love!*
**[10:50] ---**
*As is often the case,
Kaguya had prepared for this situation.*
**[10:54] ---**
PLEASE TYPE IN A NAME
**[10:54] ---**
CHIKA FUJIWARA'S BRAIN
**[10:54] ---**
*Kaguya has known Chika Fujiwara
since middle school*
**[10:57] ---**
*and is especially familiar
with her behavioral patterns.*
**[10:59] ---**
CHIKA'S BRAIN
**[10:59] ---**
LOVE, PLAYING, EATING, PESU
**[11:00] ---**
*Ever since Kaguya noticed
the book was on the library's list of purchases,*
**[11:04] ---**
*she predicted a high likelihood of Fujiwara
bringing it to the student council room.*
**[11:05] ---**
PSYCHOLOGY TESTS FOR LOVE
**[11:08] ---**
*Kaguya read the book in advance!*
**[11:10] ---**
"Question. You bring a squirrel home.
**[11:13] ---**
*She's able to avoid any dangerous answers.*
**[11:13] ---**
What do you do with it then?"
**[11:16] ---**
Let's see. I would make
delicious food for it every day...
**[11:19] ---**
and give it a massage
before it went to sleep.
**[11:22] ---**
The answer is...
**[11:23] ---**
"After you get married,
what will you do for your spouse?"
**[11:28] ---**
*In other words,*
**[11:29] ---**
*by being able to negotiate this minefield
called a "psychological test,"*
**[11:31] ---**
*she holds a huge advantage.*
**[11:35] ---**
Let me think.
It would be you, Miss Fujiwara.
**[11:39] ---**
M-Me?
**[11:41] ---**
BASHFUL BASHFUL
**[11:42] ---**
*A dark path...*
**[11:55] ---**
*Why are you running away, Ishigami?*
**[12:00] ---**
My answer is Shinomiya-senpai.
**[12:02] ---**
Me?
**[12:04] ---**
*That's how Ishigami feels?*
**[12:06] ---**
*He's a nice boy, and I don't dislike him...*
**[12:10] ---**
*but I'm sorry.
Ishigami is on the level of a worm to me.*
**[12:14] ---**
*Ishigami is rejected.*
**[12:15] ---**
*Now the president is the real issue.*
**[12:21] ---**
*I hate dark, scary places.*
**[12:25] ---**
*President, let's go home together.*
**[12:29] ---**
Well, I—
**[12:32] ---**
Grin!
**[12:33] ---**
*Wait! Why is Fujiwara
grinning at me like that?*
**[12:33] ---**
GRIN GRIN
**[12:37] ---**
*She called it "really interesting."*
**[12:40] ---**
*A question
that love-obsessed girl pounced on...*
**[12:42] ---**
*This one is definitely not a harmless test!*
**[12:44] ---**
*If the answer is
"The person you're in love with..."*
**[12:48] ---**
*Oh, President...*
**[12:49] ---**
*So, you're subconsciously
in love with me?*
**[12:54] ---**
*How cute.*
**[12:57] ---**
*It would be like a confession of love!*
**[12:59] ---**
*The best answer would be someone they'd be
satisfied with, but nobody in this room!*
**[13:03] ---**
*Then...*
**[13:05] ---**
I guess my little sister.
**[13:11] ---**
"The person who taps you on the shoulder
indicates the person you're in love with."
**[13:14] ---**
In short, the president
has a sister complex.
**[13:17] ---**
That's the most boring answer.
**[13:19] ---**
That's right. I have a sister complex.
**[13:23] ---**
*I'm in love with Shinomiya-senpai?*
**[13:32] ---**
*No, I think this emotion is terror!*
**[13:36] ---**
President, I think I have
Stockholm syndrome, so I'm going home.
**[13:40] ---**
A-All right. Get well soon.
**[13:44] ---**
It could also be
the suspension bridge effect.
**[13:47] ---**
I'll go to a hospital on the way home.
**[13:49] ---**
I wanna try answering one myself,
so I'll look on the net.
**[13:52] ---**
*Shoot! Miss Fujiwara is looking
for a question outside of the book!*
**[13:57] ---**
This one's cute!
**[13:59] ---**
"You're in a field of flowers.
**[14:03] ---**
The owner said you can take home
as many flowers as you like.
**[14:07] ---**
How many will you take home?"
**[14:10] ---**
*A question she doesn't know the answer to!*
**[14:12] ---**
Flowers, huh?
**[14:15] ---**
I'd carefully pick only the prettiest ones.
**[14:18] ---**
So just a couple.
**[14:21] ---**
I-I suppose I'd take enough
to make a lovely bouquet.
**[14:27] ---**
I see.
**[14:28] ---**
*What should I do?
I answered honestly without thinking!*
**[14:33] ---**
How many for you, President?
**[14:35] ---**
*Well, unlike that last one,
I don't have to say a name,*
**[14:38] ---**
*so I can answer it normally.*
**[14:40] ---**
I can take as many as I like
for free, right?
**[14:42] ---**
Then there's only one possible answer.
**[14:44] ---**
HEAP
**[14:45] ---**
I'd take as many
as I could cram into a truck!
**[14:48] ---**
Maybe even a truck wouldn't be enough.
**[14:51] ---**
That's a poor person's mentality.
**[14:53] ---**
What would you do
with all of those flowers?
**[14:56] ---**
Well, I could give some away
and sell some, right?
**[14:58] ---**
*Um, the answer is...*
**[15:00] ---**
CLICK HERE FOR THE ANSWER
**[15:00] ---**
THE AMOUNT OF FLOWERS YOU TOOK INDICATES
HOW MUCH LOVE YOU HAVE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE!
**[15:16] ---**
What was the answer?
**[15:18] ---**
Nothing. Um, "How much
you love flowers" or something.
**[15:22] ---**
Yes, that's what it was.
**[15:25] ---**
Even though I love flowers?
**[15:25] ---**
Silly.
**[15:27] ---**
I don't agree with that one!
**[15:28] ---**
Neither do I.
**[15:29] ---**
But that's what the answer was.
We just have to accept it.
***SIGN*** REASON: HAVING A TRUCK FULL OF LOVE
**[15:30] ---**
*Results of today's match...*
**[15:32] ---**
*Shirogane loses.*
**[15:33] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[15:35] ---**
COST OF A FAMILY
**[15:35] ---**
UM, IF YOU GET A HCG INJECTION,
THERE'S A 20% HIGHER CHANCE
OF GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS...
***SIGN*** AH... HUH...
**[15:39] ---**
Wanna get a smoothie on the way home?
**[15:41] ---**
Okay!
**[15:43] ---**
- I'm gonna get celery!
- What kind should I get?
**[15:48] ---**
I'm totally sorry.
**[15:50] ---**
I'm working again today.
I have to go straight there.
**[15:53] ---**
Again?
**[15:54] ---**
You work too much.
**[15:56] ---**
Next time, definitely!
**[15:58] ---**
Yeah, okay!
**[16:03] ---**
It's time to go home, Lady Kaguya.
**[16:06] ---**
Hayasaka, I told you not to come
to the student council room.
**[16:10] ---**
I've confirmed that the president
and the other members have already left.
**[16:12] ---**
KAGUYA WANTS
TO BE NOTICED
**[16:14] ---**
Rest assured.
**[16:15] ---**
Carelessness like that can be fatal.
**[16:19] ---**
Recently, you've become lax, haven't you?
**[16:22] ---**
Between your appearance,
those nails,
**[16:22] ---**
UNBUTTONED
HER
COLLAR
***SIGN*** NAILS
**[16:24] ---**
MYSTERIOUS
KEYCHAIN
**[16:25] ---**
and your skirt length,
you're likely violating school rules.
***SIGN*** ROLLED UP HER SKIRT
**[16:28] ---**
It's all within the bounds
of school regulations.
**[16:31] ---**
Although you could say
I'm bending the rules a bit.
**[16:34] ---**
A bit.
**[16:36] ---**
For us, beauty is power.
**[16:39] ---**
BEAUTY IS LIVE AMMO
**[16:41] ---**
High society is not for people
without adornment.
**[16:45] ---**
You don't want opportunities stolen by women
with only good looks going for them.
**[16:49] ---**
I would say you're too stuffy about it,
Lady Kaguya.
**[16:52] ---**
Lately, lightly polished nails
are even in style here.
**[16:56] ---**
If you want men to think you're cute,
you should take an interest.
**[17:00] ---**
Really? Then will the president...
**[17:03] ---**
I mean, will boys think I'm cute?
**[17:06] ---**
After all this time, I'm surprised
you haven't given yourself away.
**[17:10] ---**
But, yes, of course.
**[17:12] ---**
*Hayasaka realized that nails had little to do
with popularity amongst the opposite sex.*
**[17:17] ---**
Boys will...
**[17:19] ---**
Come on. Let's go home and paint your nails.
**[17:22] ---**
*But she gave only vague answers
in her desire to give Kaguya some glam.*
**[17:23] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[17:24] ---**
It's okay.
**[17:26] ---**
What's okay? Hey!
**[17:28] ---**
THE NEXT DAY
**[17:30] ---**
*Gel nails which don't infringe
on the school dress code.*
**[17:34] ---**
*The modesty of rhinestone only
on each ring finger was part of the appeal.*
**[17:41] ---**
*I wonder what the president will think.*
**[17:43] ---**
*Will he think it's cute?*
**[17:44] ---**
*Or maybe he'll think it's frivolous.*
**[17:50] ---**
*What's the nail polish about?*
**[17:53] ---**
*I know.*
**[17:56] ---**
*I don't want it in that case.*
**[18:02] ---**
*I'll just go home today, and...*
**[18:04] ---**
What are you doing, Shinomiya?
**[18:07] ---**
Aren't you going in?
**[18:09] ---**
Well, I was on my way in!
**[18:14] ---**
Miss Kaguya!
**[18:16] ---**
About this part...
**[18:19] ---**
Yes, what is it?
**[18:23] ---**
Are you hiding something behind you?
**[18:26] ---**
No, nothing.
**[18:29] ---**
*The only times she's quick on the uptake
are situations like this!*
**[18:32] ---**
*If someone's going to notice,
I want it to be the president.*
**[18:34] ---**
*Certainly not her!*
**[18:37] ---**
*I have to get closer.*
**[18:40] ---**
Here, President.
The minutes from our last meeting.
**[18:43] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[18:45] ---**
Stare.
**[18:50] ---**
And there's an error here.
**[18:54] ---**
You're right.
**[18:56] ---**
Indeed.
**[18:58] ---**
Good eye!
**[19:02] ---**
*He didn't notice!*
**[19:04] ---**
*Shinomiya is being fashionable!*
**[19:07] ---**
*Jeez, why?*
**[19:09] ---**
*Is it because you're not interested in me?*
**[19:11] ---**
*What caused the change?*
**[19:13] ---**
*She's always avoided ornamentation,
saying, "Does a swan dress up?"*
**[19:18] ---**
*What should I do?
Should I mention it?*
**[19:20] ---**
*You have nice childbearing hips.*
**[19:23] ---**
*Wouldn't that actually
be sexual harassment if I did?*
**[19:26] ---**
LITTLE SISTER
**[19:26] ---**
*Like the other day...*
**[19:28] ---**
*Kei, isn't that skirt too short?*
**[19:31] ---**
*I'm not wearing this for you.
That's sexual harassment. Drop dead.*
**[19:36] ---**
*I was just worried about her
as a big brother!*
**[19:39] ---**
*If there's a reaction from a person
other than the person you want,*
**[19:42] ---**
*it's sexual harassment.*
**[19:44] ---**
*But since I did notice,
I should say something, right?*
**[19:47] ---**
*I'm sure she won't be any crueler to me
than my little sister was!*
**[19:54] ---**
Fujiwara-senpai...
**[19:57] ---**
You changed your conditioner, didn't you?
**[20:00] ---**
You can tell?
**[20:02] ---**
Yeah, well...
**[20:04] ---**
the smell is different than usual.
**[20:09] ---**
I mean, it is stuffy in here today,
**[20:11] ---**
but it's cute that the smell
is stronger than usual.
**[20:15] ---**
It kind of smells like a baby.
**[20:18] ---**
Ishigami...
**[20:20] ---**
That's creepy!
**[20:23] ---**
*Let me die.*
**[20:30] ---**
I want to die, so I'm going home.
**[20:32] ---**
S-Sure. But don't die.
**[20:37] ---**
*It smelled good,*
**[20:39] ---**
*so I meant to give her a compliment.*
**[20:41] ---**
Do I smell? Am I stinky?
**[20:44] ---**
*That's tough!*
**[20:45] ---**
*The day Shinomiya calls me creepy,
I'm likely to choose death myself!*
**[20:49] ---**
SNIFF SNIFF
**[20:49] ---**
*I'd better not bring up her nails!*
**[20:52] ---**
*It's just too risky!*
**[20:54] ---**
*I can't risk having her call me "creepy"!*
**[20:58] ---**
*Wait. Is that just an excuse?*
**[21:03] ---**
*This is my issue.*
**[21:05] ---**
*Complimenting Shinomiya's nails...*
**[21:09] ---**
*I'm just genuinely bashful.*
**[21:21] ---**
*In the end, he didn't notice my nails.*
**[21:26] ---**
*But it's probably better that way.*
**[21:30] ---**
*It's meaningless for me
to be fashion-conscious.*
**[21:36] ---**
*It doesn't make me cute.*
**[21:40] ---**
Shinomiya!
**[21:45] ---**
Those nails!
**[21:52] ---**
C-C-C-C-Cu...
**[21:56] ---**
Never mind! Nothing!
**[22:00] ---**
What?
**[22:01] ---**
Finish what you were going to say!
**[22:03] ---**
The president is cute
when he's all flustered, isn't he?
**[22:09] ---**
Jeez! Jeez!
**[22:12] ---**
*You, too, Kaguya.*
**[22:14] ---**
I-I wonder what he was about to say!
**[22:17] ---**
What do you think, Hayasaka?
**[22:18] ---**
"Hayasaka," I said!
**[22:21] ---**
He said, "Those nails!"
**[22:22] ---**
RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:
KAGUYA WINS
**[22:22] ---**
*Results of today's match...*
**[22:24] ---**
Come on, Hayasaka!
**[22:24] ---**
*Kaguya wins.*