E11 - Ai Hayasaka Wants to Get Soaked - Chika Fujiwara Really Wants to Eat It - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to See You - I Can't Hear the Fireworks, Part 1
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- Gotcha!
- Gotcha!
[00:06] ---
Summer. It's the season of love.
[00:09] ---
Stop it!
[00:13] ---
Is burning a young lady's bare body
the sun's mischief?
[00:19] ---
Is the quivering of asphalt
a heat haze mirage?
[00:24] ---
A boy and girl
bare their hearts to each other
[00:27] ---
and are invited to take the next step
in a male-female relationship.
[00:32] ---
The curtain comes up
on a summer vacation like that.
[00:36] ---
Half a month has passed!
[00:38] ---
During that time,
nothing in particular has happened.
[00:42] ---
AUGUST
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I screwed up.
[00:46] ---
I totally screwed up.
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SHOPPING
FIREWORKS FESTIVAL
[02:23] ---
Was that a sigh?
[02:26] ---
If you sigh like that,
happiness will flee in all directions.
[02:26] ---
AI HAYASAKA
WANTS TO GET SOAKED
[02:34] ---
President Shirogane
says he's at home right now,
[02:38] ---
so if you loiter around outside,
you may see him.
[02:40] ---
Don't talk silly, Hayasaka.
[02:43] ---
As if I would engage in stalker-like—
[02:48] ---
He says he's at home?
[02:49] ---
Hayasaka, since when have you been
in contact with the president?
[02:53] ---
Oh, I'm not.
[02:54] ---
He was grumbling about it on Twitter.
[02:56] ---
Twitter?
[02:58] ---
What's that? No, I've heard of it!
[03:01] ---
Twitter...
[03:03] ---
I think Miss Fujiwara does it.
[03:06] ---
DICTIONARY
[03:07] ---
Twitter... Twitter...
[03:07] ---
Well, I'm going to take a bath.
[03:10] ---
RESERVED
[03:11] ---
Again?
[03:11] ---
FEMALE EMPLOYEES'
BATHROOM
[03:13] ---
She gets to do that?
[03:34] ---
There.
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SPLASH
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FSSS
[03:51] ---
Hayasaka! Come quick!
[03:53] ---
Wh-What is it?
[03:54] ---
The Internet is broken!
[03:57] ---
It must be the major incident
of the century.
[03:59] ---
So, I tried to start doing that thing,
you know, Twitter...
[04:03] ---
USER NAME
EMAIL ADDRESS
I AGREE TO THE TERMS
OF SERVICE.
[04:03] ---
but the letters are garbled!
[04:05] ---
The letters are not garbled.
[04:08] ---
Password.
Can I use my bank password?
[04:10] ---
No.
[04:11] ---
Hopeless at I.T.
[04:13] ---
HOPELESS AT I.T.
[04:14] ---
When it comes to technology,
Kaguya prefers to be analog.
[04:17] ---
She can do mental arithmetic,
but cant use a calculator.
[04:20] ---
When she looks into something, she'll use
a map or encyclopedia instead of googling.
[04:20] ---
ENCYCLOPEDIA
[04:24] ---
She does use the Internet once in a while
to check the weather or news headlines,
[04:28] ---
but never leaves the confines
of the search engine site's top page.
[04:31] ---
She's about as tech-savvy as the old man
who runs the candy shop.
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YAMADA STORE
[04:36] ---
Like this?
[04:38] ---
Yes. Now you have an account,
Lady Kaguya.
[04:42] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
CHIKA FUJIWARA
YU ISHIGAMI
[04:42] ---
I printed out the accounts
of the other student council members.
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For example,
this is the secretary's account.
[04:48] ---
I WENT TO DUBAI
[04:48] ---
I WENT TO CALIFORNIA
[04:49] ---
She clearly spends a great deal of time
tweeting and no time at all studying.
[04:51] ---
I WENT TO BALI
[04:51] ---
I WENT TO HAWAII
[04:54] ---
All she does is travel abroad.
[04:56] ---
And this anime icon is the treasur—
[04:59] ---
Not interested.
[05:01] ---
The best thing to do is play around
with it until you're used to it.
[05:04] ---
Okay.
[05:05] ---
Well, I'm going back to my bath.
[05:16] ---
This job is exhausting.
[05:19] ---
The only way I can take it
is by washing my fatigue away like this.
[05:24] ---
Lady Kaguya doesn't understand.
[05:27] ---
She should appreciate me more.
[05:30] ---
Hayasaka! Come quick!
[05:32] ---
Jeez.
[05:33] ---
Lady Kaguya,
would you stop barging in on—
[05:35] ---
I've been banned from Twitter!
[05:38] ---
I'm surprised you even know
about being banned.
[05:41] ---
THIS ACCOUNT'S TWEETS
ARE PROTECTED.
[05:41] ---
L-Look!
[05:43] ---
I can't see it! Why?
Did I do something wrong?
[05:46] ---
President Shirogane
has a protected account.
[05:50] ---
Protected?
[05:51] ---
It's because some trolls will flame you
no matter what you post.
[05:54] ---
This goes to show that the president
is on his toes about privacy.
[05:58] ---
My main account is protected, too.
[06:00] ---
You'd better be very careful, too,
Lady Kaguya.
[06:03] ---
In other words,
[06:04] ---
think of your account as your house.
[06:07] ---
With normal accounts,
the front door is wide open,
[06:10] ---
so visitors can come and go
as they please.
[06:12] ---
But cautious people
keep their front door locked,
[06:16] ---
and only visitors
who are given a key can come in.
[06:20] ---
Then, where do you get a key?
[06:23] ---
That's simple.
[06:24] ---
FOLLOW
[06:24] ---
LIKES
[06:25] ---
If you click this "Follow" button,
[06:27] ---
a request for approval
will be sent to President Shirogane.
[06:31] ---
If he agrees,
you'll then be able to see his tweets.
[06:35] ---
I imagine he'd okay any request, as long as
their profile shows they go to Shuchiin.
[06:39] ---
But... But I... But I...
[06:42] ---
There's no way I can do that!
[06:44] ---
After all, it would mean...
[06:49] ---
President! Please open up!
[06:51] ---
I want to know more about you!
[06:54] ---
REQUESTING APPROVAL
FOR A FOLLOW
[06:54] ---
I want to know what you think about
and what you usually do!
[06:54] ---
BAM BAM
[07:00] ---
You want to know about me that badly?
[07:03] ---
You're that interested
in my 140-character monologues?
[07:11] ---
That's cute.
[07:12] ---
APPROVED
[07:13] ---
Like that, right?
[07:15] ---
Is this a new kind of stupidity?
[07:17] ---
You really think
of the most useless things.
[07:20] ---
Are you mad at me, Hayasaka?
[07:22] ---
Mad? More like I'm wondering...
[07:24] ---
how long you're going to make me
stand around half-naked.
[07:27] ---
Sorry.
[07:28] ---
If you won't do it, Lady Kaguya, I—
[07:30] ---
Wait! Wait!
[07:31] ---
Hold on!
[07:32] ---
I'll do it when I'm good and ready!
[07:45] ---
FOLLOW
[07:45] ---
LIKES
[07:48] ---
I wonder what the president
tweets about.
[07:52] ---
What is he doing? What does he like?
[07:55] ---
How is he spending his summer?
[08:00] ---
But...
[08:02] ---
But...
[08:08] ---
That's it! I'll protect my account, too!
[08:10] ---
- Then, if the president follows me—
- Wake up and smell the coffee.
[08:13] ---
You've never succeeded
with that pattern before. Not even once.
[08:21] ---
In the end,
she wasn't able to send the request.
[08:24] ---
Lady Kaguya is stubborn to a fault.
[08:28] ---
They both are hopeless.
[08:31] ---
If either were open about their feelings,
they could both be happy.
[08:36] ---
But I envy them.
[08:39] ---
I wish I loved someone like that.
[08:49] ---
As if...
[08:51] ---
Hayasaka! Come quick!
[08:53] ---
Results of today's match...
[08:55] ---
None.
[08:56] ---
KAGUYA AND SHIROGANE DIDN'T MEET UP
[09:00] ---
Please! Enough already!
[09:02] ---
CLICK CLICK
[09:02] ---
HER TYPING IS VERY FAST
[09:06] ---
CHIKA FUJIWARA
REALLY WANTS TO EAT IT
[09:09] ---
Japan!
[09:12] ---
I loved Egypt.
[09:14] ---
I wish we could've stayed there
a little longer.
[09:19] ---
The ta'amiya and kushari were delicious!
[09:22] ---
You're just thinking about food!
[09:25] ---
Maybe you wanted to stay longer, Sis,
[09:27] ---
but I couldn't wait to get back to Japan!
[09:31] ---
Why?
[09:33] ---
After all...
[09:40] ---
My name is Saburo Odajima.
[09:42] ---
I'm an insignificant middle manager.
[09:45] ---
RAMEN
[09:45] ---
HAKATA TENRYU
[09:45] ---
My hobby is frequenting ramen shops.
[09:48] ---
TENRYU RAMEN
[09:52] ---
Welcome.
[09:54] ---
I came to a neighborhood shop today.
[09:57] ---
The most popular item on the menu
is pork bone broth ramen...
[10:01] ---
but that's not for me.
[10:02] ---
I get the inconspicuous one
all the way at the end.
[10:06] ---
Soy sauce pork bone. Thin.
[10:08] ---
How about the noodles?
[10:10] ---
Firm.
[10:12] ---
That is this shop's optimum combination.
[10:15] ---
The way I ordered
shows I'm in the know.
[10:16] ---
Welcome.
[10:17] ---
It smells wonderful!
[10:18] ---
GLOW
[10:20] ---
Well, well, a cute customer...
[10:23] ---
Maybe she wandered in
thinking this was a cake shop.
[10:25] ---
What can I get you?
[10:27] ---
Um,
[10:28] ---
soy sauce pork bone ramen, thin broth!
[10:31] ---
Impossible!
[10:32] ---
Did a girl like this suddenly calculate
this shop's optimum combination?
[10:33] ---
OPTIMUM COMBINATION
[10:38] ---
Is it a coincidence? No.
[10:40] ---
This isn't the kind of shop a young woman
would enter alone this late at night.
[10:40] ---
RAMEN
[10:46] ---
Could this woman be one of "my people"?
[10:49] ---
MY PEOPLE
[10:51] ---
What about the noodles?
[10:53] ---
Um,
[10:54] ---
super-firm!
[10:55] ---
FSSS
[10:57] ---
Super-firm?
[10:58] ---
Like a sheep,
she chose the fad level of firmness.
[11:02] ---
She's just an average girl after all.
I worried for nothing.
[11:06] ---
I overestimated her.
[11:08] ---
Here you go.
[11:10] ---
All right, then. I'll teach this girl
the real way to eat ramen.
[11:15] ---
First, you note the scent
of the soup itself.
[11:19] ---
The idea is to appreciate
each scent in turn
[11:21] ---
starting from the fragrant
red pickled ginger.
[11:24] ---
Of course, the owner is fully aware of that.
[11:28] ---
I'm delighted at his consideration,
placing the ginger farthest away.
[11:33] ---
Next, the taste.
[11:35] ---
Letting the air mix in while you taste it.
[11:38] ---
I use my brain completely,
sharpening my senses of smell and taste.
[11:46] ---
And then, the noodles.
[11:48] ---
I bite off a small amount,
as if making sure of the flavor,
[11:51] ---
and enjoy it as it slides down.
[11:52] ---
Here you go.
[11:55] ---
Thank you for the meal!
[11:57] ---
Finally, the chaser.
[11:59] ---
In order to enjoy the delicate flavors,
[12:01] ---
I drink water to wash away the soy and salt
on my tongue, resetting my palate.
[12:06] ---
This makes all the difference.
[12:08] ---
This is one set.
[12:10] ---
Repeating the set over and over
is what we call the "water cycle."
[12:14] ---
Now, what about you, young lady?
[12:18] ---
Mini-ramen?
[12:20] ---
Little bits. Little bits. Little bits.
[12:20] ---
She really is just an ordinary girl.
[12:25] ---
GOBBLE...
[12:27] ---
Looks like she's enjoying it.
[12:30] ---
Well, I can't really look down on her.
[12:33] ---
Mini-ramen,
where you eat it all in each bite,
[12:35] ---
is the ultimate form
of the "one is all" philosophy after all.
[12:39] ---
Little bits. Little bits. Little bits.
Little bits! Little bits. Little bits!
[12:39] ---
But by taking little bites like that,
the noodles will stretch out and swell up.
[12:44] ---
Swell up?
[12:45] ---
Super-firm! Super-firm! Super-firm!
[12:46] ---
Is that why she said, "Super-firm"?
[12:48] ---
Did this girl calculate
that the noodles would stretch out?
[12:51] ---
Slurp, slurp, slurp!
[12:53] ---
Moreover, using that small utensil
is perfect for mini-ramen!
[12:57] ---
It can't be!
[12:58] ---
If this was all calculated...
[12:59] ---
The metro's four ramen kings...
[13:02] ---
Jinbocho's Mashimashi Mama,
[13:04] ---
the Hermit of Sugamo,
[13:05] ---
even J. Suzuki of Koenji...
[13:07] ---
THE METRO AREA'S
BIG FOUR RAMEN KINGS
[13:07] ---
JINBOCHO'S
MASHIMASHI MAMA
[13:07] ---
J. SUZUKI OF KOENJI
HERMIT OF SUGAMO
[13:10] ---
So, she possesses the sense
of situational assessment
[13:13] ---
equivalent to the monsters
of the ramen world!
[13:15] ---
SAN OF SHIBUYA
[13:17] ---
Not yet.
[13:19] ---
That's right. She's not there yet.
[13:21] ---
It's kind of sad.
[13:22] ---
It's the wall that can't be overcome,
and it's owing to being a woman.
[13:27] ---
- Garlic!
- Garlic!
[13:29] ---
Unfortunately, avoiding that scent
pegs her as a wannabe ramen connoisseur.
[13:34] ---
She's a fake!
[13:42] ---
Looks like she finished
eating the ingredients.
[13:44] ---
What is she gonna do now?
[13:45] ---
There's no more to spoon out!
[13:49] ---
What's she gonna do?
[13:50] ---
Is she gonna go for it?
[13:52] ---
She's gonna go for it?
[13:56] ---
CRUNCH
[13:57] ---
She went for it!
[13:59] ---
She overcame the wall of womanhood!
[14:03] ---
I have to give her props!
She's earned my respect!
[14:05] ---
She's definitely "my people"!
[14:09] ---
A ramen connoisseur!
[14:16] ---
Don't tell me!
[14:17] ---
Even the soup?
[14:21] ---
Too much salt!
[14:22] ---
You're drinking garlic, too!
[14:28] ---
But...
[14:29] ---
It looks delicious!
[14:29] ---
...there was a time in my life, too!
[14:32] ---
Thank you for the meal!
[14:35] ---
When did I become such an old man?
[14:41] ---
GULP GULP
[14:42] ---
That's it! Run!
[14:44] ---
That youth is the radiance I lost!
[14:46] ---
I'm young and starving!
[14:52] ---
Keep running!
[14:56] ---
AHHH
[14:56] ---
POLISHED IT OFF
[15:00] ---
Thank you!
[15:02] ---
Boom!
[15:05] ---
You...
[15:08] ---
COOL
[15:13] ---
Result of today's ramen match...
[15:13] ---
RESULT OF TODAY'S RAMEN MATCH:
[15:16] ---
Fujiwara wins.
[15:16] ---
FUJIWARA WINS
[15:18] ---
WHERE IS YOUR SWITCH?
[15:20] ---
My ramen switch is on!
[15:23] ---
MIYUKI SHIROGANE
WANTS TO SEE YOU
[15:24] ---
Since summer vacation began,
[15:27] ---
three weeks have passed.
[15:30] ---
Nothing of note
has happened during that time.
[15:34] ---
Days of studying, working, eating,
taking a bath, sleeping, and that's all.
[15:39] ---
This has become
a boring summer vacation.
[15:42] ---
The festival at the end of vacation
is the only plan
[15:44] ---
he and Kaguya made to see each other.
[15:47] ---
Other than that,
they haven't exchanged a single text,
[15:51] ---
let alone go out together.
[15:52] ---
The high hurdle of asking the other person
to go out and do something fun
[15:55] ---
is still insurmountable.
[15:58] ---
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[16:05] ---
I wonder what Shinomiya's doing now.
[16:09] ---
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[16:12] ---
Why has it come to this?
[16:14] ---
The reason, Lady Kaguya...
[16:18] ---
is that, all your plans are based on the premise
that the president is going to invite you.
[16:21] ---
SUMMER VACATION PLANS
FOR KAGUYA
[16:23] ---
You've been too naive.
[16:25] ---
Hayasaka, why are you looking
at your lady's notebook
[16:27] ---
so brazenly and without permission?
[16:29] ---
Why don't you just ask him
to do something?
[16:31] ---
Don't be ridiculous!
[16:33] ---
It'd look like I wanted to do something
for fun with the president!
[16:37] ---
That's exactly right.
I mean, you're not even refuting me.
[16:39] ---
TO: KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
[16:40] ---
Shi-no-mi-ya...
[16:42] ---
What-are-you-doing...
[16:46] ---
DELETE THIS MAIL?
[16:46] ---
SAVE
[16:46] ---
DELETE
[16:50] ---
Am I some blushing girl?
[16:50] ---
WHAP
[16:52] ---
Write, delete, write, delete!
[16:55] ---
What is this, your first love?
[16:57] ---
It is his first love.
[16:58] ---
AUGUST
[16:58] ---
That's it! I'm done! I'm through!
[17:01] ---
SUBJECT: OCTOPUS
LOOK! A LIVE OCTOPUS!!
[17:04] ---
FROM: SHIROGANE
I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
AS YOU HUNG UP THE PHONE
[17:04] ---
LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT WILL GET
PRETTY COLD, SO BE WARM
AND GO TO SLEEP
GOOD NIGHT
[17:08] ---
No matter how much you read that,
it won't make new messages appear.
[17:13] ---
Did that message make you so happy
that you've saved it all this time?
[17:17] ---
The president's first text to you.
[17:19] ---
You were thrilled when he made
the first move there, weren't you?
[17:22] ---
You can't forget it, huh?
[17:24] ---
Get off my back!
[17:26] ---
I don't think that at all,
[17:28] ---
so stop trying to analyze my heart!
[17:33] ---
I'm going out.
[17:38] ---
Where are you going, Bro?
[17:41] ---
Grocery shopping for dinner.
[17:42] ---
In your school uniform?
[17:44] ---
Well, I may stop at school on the way.
[17:48] ---
The school isn't on the way.
[17:58] ---
What I'm doing now doesn't make any sense.
[18:04] ---
But I thought, "What if," and...
[18:37] ---
Nice and cool.
[18:46] ---
I want to see him...
[18:50] ---
STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
[19:02] ---
Well, of course not...
[19:18] ---
- I wish summer vacation weren't so long.
- I wish summer vacation weren't so long.
[19:24] ---
RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH: NONE
[19:27] ---
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MEET UP
[21:02] ---
I don't have any summer memories.
[21:06] ---
Look! Look!
[21:09] ---
But that's not a problem.
[21:12] ---
I've never gone on a family vacation.
[21:15] ---
But that's okay...
[21:17] ---
because everyone treats me
like I'm special.
[21:21] ---
I've never gone to see
a fireworks display.
[21:24] ---
But that's all right...
[21:26] ---
because even the little lights
I see from out my window are pretty.
[21:33] ---
FROM: MISS FUJIWARA
[21:33] ---
LET'S MEET UP IN FRONT OF
THE MOAI STATUE TOMORROW!
I CAN'T WAIT!!
[21:33] ---
I've never gone shopping
with a group of friends.
[21:37] ---
Yeah. Like this one?
[21:39] ---
So, I felt a mix
of anxiety and anticipation.
[21:43] ---
But it would be okay.
[21:44] ---
The people I was going with
were good people.
[21:47] ---
They were all very nice.
[21:52] ---
But it's okay.
[21:54] ---
I'm used to it.
[21:57] ---
I can't do what I want in this life.
[22:01] ---
FROM: KAGUYA
SUBJECT: TOMORROW - I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T GO SHOPPING TOMORROW.
[22:02] ---
"My father suddenly summoned me
to the main house in Kyoto, so I have to go.
[22:07] ---
Don't worry about me. All of you
should go on and have fun, okay?"
[22:11] ---
That's what she says.
[22:13] ---
What should we do?
[22:15] ---
In this case...
[22:17] ---
we put it off!
[22:19] ---
The whole point
is for all of us to go together.
[22:21] ---
Good! You're right!
[22:24] ---
I'll call Kei and let her know.
[22:27] ---
That's right.
[22:29] ---
I'm blessed.
[22:32] ---
I've got friends and a distinguished family
that anyone would envy.
[22:37] ---
I'm blessed with a resourcefulness
that anyone would be jealous of.
[22:40] ---
Anyone would conclude that the amount
of my happiness and sorrow are about the same.
[22:45] ---
So, blessed as I am,
it's only logical that I should suck it up.
[22:53] ---
F-Father!
[22:56] ---
Oh, you're here?
[22:58] ---
Good.
[23:05] ---
He summoned you
all the way here for that?
[23:09] ---
Drop dead, asshole.
[23:11] ---
My father has never said
"good night" to me.
[23:16] ---
I don't remember him
ever saying "See you later,"
[23:18] ---
"Good job" or "I love you" to me either.
[23:22] ---
But it doesn't hurt my feelings.
[23:26] ---
Because it's always been this way.
[23:28] ---
By this point, nothing he does
makes me feel one way or the other.
[23:31] ---
It's okay.
[23:33] ---
In deference to my family's status,
[23:34] ---
people around here
behave a certain way toward me...
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with great caution...
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as if there's no problem...
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like I'm a creepy
traditional Japanese doll.
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But I don't mind.
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After all, I'm going
to a fireworks festival tomorrow.
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I CAN'T HEAR
THE FIREWORKS, PART 1
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