M4 - Kaguya is Fine With It

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    DECEMBER 24
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    Christmas Eve.
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    The city is awash in jingle bells
    and Christmas lighting,
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    and those in love
    slowly give in to the romantic night.
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    However...
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    PESU (DOG)
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    KADOMA
    TREE
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    WARM UP
    YOUR BODY
    
    WARMTH TO
     YOUR HEART
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    MERRY NEW YEAR
    PEACE
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    FIRST SUNRISE
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    First, let me ask you.
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    What's this?
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    CHRISTMAS PINE
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    A Christmas pine!
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    And this?
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    A lion dance reindeer.
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    Who are you?
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    I'm Demon Santa!
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    ANY NICE GIRLS AROUND?
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    Why does your family mash up
    Christmas and New Year's?
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    I totally hear you, President.
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    We felt the same way at first.
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    A few years ago, we left the tree out
    long after Christmas ended,
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    and my sister turned it
    into a New Year's pine!
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    FIRST
    LIGHTS
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    We went on using it every year
    so as not to be wasteful...
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    KADOMA
    TREE
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    until we came to believe that this was
    precisely what Christmas should look like.
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    Don't spread your own self-serving culture!
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    Oh, crap!
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    I was planning to make this
    a glamorous night
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    and clear the air with Shinomiya
    about where we stand!
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    I'm repulsing the wishful thinkers!
    This house is clean!
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    What is this eccentric pagan festival?
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    Asking Fujiwara to take care
    of the preparations was a mistake.
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    Oh, let it go, Miyuki.
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    I mean, ringing in the New Year
    and chilling with everyone...
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    is not half bad.
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    What did I tell you?
    Now even you're in New Year's mode, Kei!
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    Sleepy...
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    I'm quite thrilled
    to spend New Year's with you all.
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    Well, if you're okay with it, Shinomiya.
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    I brought everyone some soft drinks!
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    All right, everybody!
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    Merry Christmas!
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    Now then, you guys...
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    NON-ALCOHOLIC
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    Cheers!
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    Cheers!
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    Cheers!
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    NON-ALCOHOLIC
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    NON-ALCOHOLIC
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    NON-ALCOHOLIC
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    HOLY
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    All righty!
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    The moment you've all been waiting for!
    Gift exchange time!
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    TA-DA
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    We're going to draw lots
    to decide which gifts we get!
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    Oh...
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    KEI
    ME <3
    KAGUYA
    MOEHA
    PRESIDENT
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    So, we'll be drawing chopsticks?
    Let me see those—
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    If you touch these chopsticks
    with your candle-wax-covered hands,
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    it'll corrupt the lots!
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    Okay, I'm gonna draw one!
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    Ta-da!
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    Hey! That's mine!
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    KEI
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    My gift is...
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    a picture book.
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    THREE CAT DETECTIVES
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    So cute!
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    MOEHA, CHIKA - NOT REALLY
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    Humph!
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    PRESIDENT - WANT
    KEI - WANT
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    A book!
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    I could've run with that!
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    Between Kaguya's erratic behavior
    and his own hospitalization...
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    Shirogane could only manage
    some last-minute gift-shopping.
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    BIG
    WINTER
    BARGAIN
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    What could I give
    someone as rich as Shinomiya?
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    YOSEGIZAIKU SECRET BOX
    ONIOROSHI
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    After much agonizing,
    what he picked out was...
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    a handkerchief.
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    A present that shoots far past the comfort zone
    and couldn't be less exciting.
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    This is a devastating failure
    on Shirogane's part!
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    Now it's your turn, Kei!
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    Come on!
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    Just let everyone else's gifts
    be as boring as possible!
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    Huh? Did I just draw yours, Kaguya?
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    There's an aroma diffuser inside.
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    I've also included some essential oils.
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    I'll use them with care!
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    Please share them with your brother.
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    PRESIDENT (TRUE TARGET)
    KEI (MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE)
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    Nice going, Shinomiya!
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    You sure come up with the best gifts!
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    But...
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    look whose are left!
    The Fujiwara Sisters who decorated this house!
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    I just know they got presents so eye-popping
    they'll blast my boring gift into oblivion!
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    KA-BOOM
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    I shall pick...
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    ME <3
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    Miss Chika...
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    Fujiwara's gift, right?
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    My present is...
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    homemade bath bombs!
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    Bath bombs?
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    Yes! You put them in the bathtub,
    and they fizzle and smell great! It's fun!
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    Can't you be more blunt?
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    You're the type who can make people
    squirm with your retorts!
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    Merry Christmas!
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    GRIPE
    VASE
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    My last hope is...
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    Hey!
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    That means you and I
    will be exchanging gifts, President!
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    PRESIDENT
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    MOEHA
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    What a coincidence!
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    - You rigged it that way, didn't you?
    - President Shirogane's present is...
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    a handkerchief!
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    How simple and nice!
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    More like simple and... boring, huh?
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    Please open mine now!
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    I'm begging you!
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    Let it be something weird!
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    Moeha! What kind of gift
    is that to give to my brother?
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    I'm sorry, President!
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    I'm the only normal person in my family!
    Everyone else is an oddball!
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    No.
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    I'm so thrilled.
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    Whaaaaat?
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    Thank you, Fujiwara's little sister.
    This is exactly what I've been wanting.
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    Moeha! You spiked my brother's drink
    with something, didn't you?
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    If you're not sure how to use them,
    ask me anytime!
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    What do you mean, "how to use them"?
    What do you mean? Whaaaaat?
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    Presents...
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    We didn't draw each other's, did we?
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    I guess not.
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    President...
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    Don't let the others find out about this.
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    Please open it when you get home.
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    Th-Thanks.
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    Don't you...
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    have one for me?
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    Something...
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    for me...
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    I do.
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    No.
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    Sorry, I can't!
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    Because this is something random
    that I picked up!
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    It's fine. I don't mind
    if it was random.
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    I can't!
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    No, really, I was so slammed when I chose it!
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    And now I have no idea
    why I'd buy anything like this!
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    This isn't for you!
    I wanna give you something more perfect—
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    You really have no clue!
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    I'm telling you
    it doesn't have to be perfect!
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    NEW DELHI, INDIA
    I'M GOING TO ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT!
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    MAKI'S TWIN BROTHER
    MIKADO SHIJO
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    I'm telling you
    it doesn't have to be perfect!
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    If this present is an aspect of yourself
    that you don't wish me to see,
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    then I'm never going to let go!
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    I don't know what you mean by that!
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    Fujiwara, you talk some sense into her!
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    Miss Fujiwara?
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    I should've known!
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    That present is a part of President
    that he wants to hide.
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    He's always like this!
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    Trying so hard, overdoing it
    to a worrying degree!
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    Taking so much time and care
    to show me something perfect!
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    TOMIGAYA PARK
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    But I also wanna know
    the you who's not like that!
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    I want to see you! To unmask you!
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    Truly, you're so stubborn!
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    President, you said
    you purchased that for me!
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    So, it belongs to me now!
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    I said I can't give it to you!
    How selfish are you anyway, Shinomiya?
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    I knew it.
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    The truth is, you hate me,
    and that's why you won't show it to me!
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    Huh?
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    You might as well say it directly!
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    That you hate harsh women
    with horrible personalities like me!
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    That's why you won't show it to me, right?
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    I showed you my true self,
    because I wanted you to show me your true self!
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    What are you talking about?
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    What other reason can there be?
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    Doesn't everybody want the person they love
    to see their true self?
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    The person they love?
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    I don't want to keep secrets
    from the person I love!
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    BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
    WORTHY OF STANDING
    BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
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    To be able to share everything,
    to understand each other completely!
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    What could be lovelier than that?
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    I've been trying to be more likable lately.
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    But scratch the surface,
    and this is who I am.
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    I was sure that if I continued to hide
    the selfish, disagreeable and aggressive me,
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    I could never advance to the next level!
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    I showed you my weak side!
    Because I want us to understand each other!
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    That's why...
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    now, I want you to show me
    your weak side!
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    I get what you're trying to say.
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    And I think it'd be ideal if I could do that.
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    But it's the opposite for me.
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    Don't you think it's because you love someone
    that you can't show them your weak side?
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    Like, "What if I show my weak side,
    and it disillusions her?"
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    or "What if she sees something in me
    that's unacceptable?"
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    The stronger my feelings for her,
    the more I can't let her see that side of me!
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    I understand your rationale!
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    But as I've shown you my true self,
    please show me yours, President!
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    Otherwise, I will have shown you
    for nothing!
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    You're so stubborn!
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    You make it sound like terms for a trade!
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    But it's not even a trade
    in the first place!
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    You say that you have
    a horrible personality...
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    but I knew that going in,
    and I've never thought it was negative!
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    At first,
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    I thought you looked down on people
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    and that you were keeping
    your distance from others.
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    But when it hit me that you were distancing
    yourself because you didn't want to hurt anyone,
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    I thought, "Hey, that's sweet!"
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    From the get-go,
    I liked that side of you,
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    so telling me to show my weak side because
    you showed me yours doesn't make us equal.
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    But I can't look cool unless I try to.
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    So I avoid doing anything
    to stir up a hornet's nest—
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    Oh, how you do go on and on!
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    Just show it to me!
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    Hey, come on!
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    I assure you, no matter what kind
    of present it is, it'll be fine!
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    You may not think so, but I'm far more...
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    You're good.
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    Why did you give me a cup-and-ball toy?
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    Somewhere along the way,
    I lost sight, myself!
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    I had to pick something out in a rush!
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    But it wasn't like I could just get
    something cheap and be done with it!
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    After a lot of process of elimination,
    it came down to this cup-and-ball toy.
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    How absurd!
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    Now I can see
    why you wanted to run away!
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    This isn't romantic in the least!
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    Hey, you don't have to laugh so hard.
[13:34] ---
    You sure are cruel.
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    However, look.
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    Do I seem at all disillusioned?
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    Ridiculous, isn't it?
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    In a park like this,
    devoid of Christmas lights...
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    It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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    This is what I want.
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    I don't need lights or balloons.
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    Not that those balloons
    weren't lovely and romantic...
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    but it doesn't have to be like that.
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    Because I find ordinary things like this...
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    to be romantic.
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    Ordinary, huh?
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    Tell me, President...
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    on Christmas Eve,
    what would a couple...
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    ordinarily do at a time like this?
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    If you're okay with ordinary.
    Something like this, I guess.
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    Hey, President...
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    Look at me.
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    I won't hide who I am.
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    Show me who you are.
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    And I'll accept it.
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    Some might laugh it off as sugarcoating
    to want to show each other everything.
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    There must be a wiser,
    more graceful way to handle this.
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    But in my eyes...
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    this is romantic.
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    Not to have anything to hide...
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    is the most romantic thing...
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    I can offer you.
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    Our second kiss was a light one,
    our lips barely brushing...
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    and yet, somehow, my heart pounded
    as hard as it did during the culture festival.
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    Surely every time I discover
    something new about you...
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    it will feel like...
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    I'm kissing you for the first time.
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    THE FIRST KISS THAT NEVER ENDS
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    Finally...
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    you're holding my hand.
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    Though it's frozen through and cold.
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    I don't mind.
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    Shinomiya, do you...
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    Do you think that I shouldn't aim
    so high all the time?
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    I must say that I don't want you
    to overdo it.
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    But if I hadn't,
    we never would've ended up like this.
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    It's all because I pushed myself.
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    You may be right about that.
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    But the same goes for me.
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    If I, too, had continued
    to act coldly toward you...
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    I'm certain that somewhere along the line,
    you would've deserted me.
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    You and I both aimed high,
    each taking a step toward each other...
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    and I believe that's why
    we're here now, holding hands.
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    Then, that means we need to aim high.
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    Perhaps.
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    Since you're stubborn, President,
[17:20] ---
    I'm sure you're going to continue
    to run yourself into the ground.
[17:26] ---
    But...
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    when you feel exhausted,
    why don't we take a little break together?
[17:32] ---
    Just a little at a time.
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    From time to time,
    let's drop the bravado...
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    and lean on each other...
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    and be there for each other
    when one of us is about to collapse.
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    Our hands may be cold,
    but holding them will warm them up.
[17:47] ---
    Surely, isn't that what it means
    to be in a relationship?
[17:52] ---
    Shinomiya, you're fine
    with having a guy like me?
[17:55] ---
    No matter what an awful person
    I might be?
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    Yes.
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    Kaguya?
[18:16] ---
    Where'd you run off to?
    We're gonna play a board game!
[18:19] ---
    I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
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    How inopportune.
[18:27] ---
    You said it.
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    We won't have a white Christmas
    in Tokyo this year again.
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    That's perfectly fine.
[18:37] ---
    That's ordinary.
[18:39] ---
    Although I must say
    I was taken aback by this present.
[18:42] ---
    Yeah, but it happens to be
    a pretty swanky one!
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    Yes.
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    I can see that this fabric is first-class.
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    I want to have an ordinary relationship.
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    I want to be an ordinary girl.
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    To laugh and cry whenever I want.
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    That's the kind of sweet person
    I thought that I wished to be.
[19:05] ---
    I thought it would be wonderful
    to be able to be kind to others.
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    I want to be sweet.
[19:12] ---
    Can I become sweet?
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    I want to become someone...
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    who can love herself.
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    What do you think?
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    You look cute.
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    BOX FOR UNNECESSARY THINGS
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    President said I looked cute!
[19:38] ---
    He did no such thing.
    He definitely said that to me.
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    But that's my ribbon!
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    SIGH...
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    Who cares which one it was,
    you're all me anyway.
[19:48] ---
    This should be evaluated
    based on all past actions!
[19:50] ---
    You're trying to trick us
    by using those big words!
[19:52] ---
    Needless to say, these are all
    merely images inside her mind,
[19:53] ---
    Old trash like you can shut up!
[19:54] ---
    When you put on that ribbon,
    you became me! Therefore—
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    - Objection!
    - Denied!
[19:58] ---
    and super-deformed is just that.
    Super-deformed.
[19:59] ---
    Your Honor!
[20:01] ---
    That's right. This is...
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    the super-deformed version
    of a young girl's wavering heart.
[20:09] ---
    President, your winter break...
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    Would you please spare a day for me?
[20:13] ---
    What? Sure.
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    Let's go on a date.
[20:18] ---
    There's something that I'd like
    to say to you in actual words.
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    DECEMBER 27
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    Why do people confess their feelings?
[20:28] ---
    FATE
    LINE
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    HEAD
    LINE
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    PALM READING
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    LIFE
    LINE
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    First of all,
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    SIDE JOB (A HOLIDAY-ONLY FORTUNE TELLER)
[20:30] ---
    let me see your palms.
[20:33] ---
    Ah...
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    I can see that you haven't had
    any good romances until now.
[20:36] ---
    What? You can tell
    just by seeing my hand?
[20:39] ---
    Also, you're rather purehearted, aren't you?
[20:41] ---
    And when you get stressed, you go
    on shopping sprees. That's what your palm says.
[20:46] ---
    Wow!
[20:47] ---
    This guy's the real deal!
[20:49] ---
    So...
[20:50] ---
    Yes.
[20:51] ---
    Why do people confess
    their feelings, was it?
[20:55] ---
    Yes.
[20:56] ---
    Wha...
[20:58] ---
    Why did you show up for our date
    in your regular clothes?
[21:00] ---
    Huh? Doesn't everybody go on dates
    wearing their own clothes?
[21:03] ---
    But President, you should be wearing your uniform
    no matter what the time or occasion!
[21:06] ---
    That's why I thought
    I'd coordinate with you!
[21:09] ---
    Why today of all days?
[21:11] ---
    Well, because...
[21:14] ---
    Because today is that kind of day.
[21:19] ---
    Let's go.
[21:21] ---
    All right.
[21:24] ---
    People start dating,
    then break up without a thought.
[21:27] ---
    That person just might be your soul mate.
[21:30] ---
    You might go on loving that person forever,
    even though he might not go on loving you.
[21:36] ---
    But if you love him,
    you should stay with him.
[21:38] ---
    If you start hating him,
    then all you have to do is leave, but...
[21:51] ---
    ...doesn't it get all complicated...
[21:53] ---
    if you put it into words?
[21:56] ---
    You do have a point there.
[21:59] ---
    But it is a blessing to be able to love someone
    so much that it turns your brain into mush.
[22:05] ---
    You should try it once.
[22:09] ---
    And it's only natural to want to be
    in a relationship with the one you love.
[22:16] ---
    Freaking out that you might get dumped...
[22:19] ---
    Playing little games...
[22:23] ---
    You'll come up with all kinds of plans
    and hold out for the perfect timing...
[22:29] ---
    But your heart will be pounding,
    and nothing will make sense anymore.
[22:36] ---
    When it starts looking like the day will end
    before you can say those words...
[22:45] ---
    I'm in love with you.
[22:48] ---
    Please be my boyfriend.
[22:51] ---
    You might find yourself blurting it out.
[22:54] ---
    You fall in love, confess
    and become a couple.
[22:58] ---
    Anyone would agree
    that's a wonderful thing.
[23:02] ---
    But that notion is wrong.
[23:05] ---
    Love is only blissful until it's attained.
[23:10] ---
    After your feelings reach certain heights,
    it's all downhill from there.
[23:15] ---
    That is what true love really is.
[23:19] ---
    Beyond love, there are no victors or losers.
[23:22] ---
    There's no telling if that person
    is your soul mate or not.
[23:25] ---
    There might not even be eternal love.
[23:28] ---
    Fine.
[23:31] ---
    But...
[23:32] ---
    true love just might exist.
[23:35] ---
    One just needs to have a sharp mind.
[23:37] ---
    To seek true love, you must think.
[23:41] ---
    This is no easy task.
[23:43] ---
    Even so, it is only those
    who continue to use their minds...
[23:48] ---
    who can be the first in the world
    to attain true love.