# M4 - Kaguya is Fine With It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJG3J/kaguya-is-fine-with-it)
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DECEMBER 24
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*Christmas Eve.*
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*The city is awash in jingle bells
and Christmas lighting,*
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*and those in love
slowly give in to the romantic night.*
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*However...*
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PESU (DOG)
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KADOMA
TREE
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WARM UP
YOUR BODY
WARMTH TO
YOUR HEART
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MERRY NEW YEAR
PEACE
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FIRST SUNRISE
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First, let me ask you.
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What's this?
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CHRISTMAS PINE
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A Christmas pine!
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And this?
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A lion dance reindeer.
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Who are you?
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I'm Demon Santa!
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ANY NICE GIRLS AROUND?
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Why does your family mash up
Christmas and New Year's?
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I totally hear you, President.
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We felt the same way at first.
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A few years ago, we left the tree out
long after Christmas ended,
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and my sister turned it
into a New Year's pine!
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FIRST
LIGHTS
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We went on using it every year
so as not to be wasteful...
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KADOMA
TREE
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until we came to believe that this was
precisely what Christmas should look like.
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Don't spread your own self-serving culture!
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*Oh, crap!*
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*I was planning to make this
a glamorous night*
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*and clear the air with Shinomiya
about where we stand!*
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I'm repulsing the wishful thinkers!
This house is clean!
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*What is this eccentric pagan festival?*
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Asking Fujiwara to take care
of the preparations was a mistake.
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Oh, let it go, Miyuki.
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I mean, ringing in the New Year
and chilling with everyone...
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is not half bad.
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What did I tell you?
Now even you're in New Year's mode, Kei!
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Sleepy...
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I'm quite thrilled
to spend New Year's with you all.
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Well, if you're okay with it, Shinomiya.
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I brought everyone some soft drinks!
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All right, everybody!
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Merry Christmas!
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Now then, you guys...
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NON-ALCOHOLIC
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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NON-ALCOHOLIC
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NON-ALCOHOLIC
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NON-ALCOHOLIC
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HOLY
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All righty!
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The moment you've all been waiting for!
Gift exchange time!
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TA-DA
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We're going to draw lots
to decide which gifts we get!
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Oh...
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KEI
ME <3
KAGUYA
MOEHA
PRESIDENT
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So, we'll be drawing chopsticks?
Let me see those—
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If you touch these chopsticks
with your candle-wax-covered hands,
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it'll corrupt the lots!
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Okay, I'm gonna draw one!
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Ta-da!
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Hey! That's mine!
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KEI
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My gift is...
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a picture book.
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THREE CAT DETECTIVES
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So cute!
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MOEHA, CHIKA - NOT REALLY
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Humph!
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PRESIDENT - WANT
KEI - WANT
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*A book!*
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*I could've run with that!*
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*Between Kaguya's erratic behavior
and his own hospitalization...*
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*Shirogane could only manage
some last-minute gift-shopping.*
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BIG
WINTER
BARGAIN
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*What could I give
someone as rich as Shinomiya?*
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YOSEGIZAIKU SECRET BOX
ONIOROSHI
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*After much agonizing,
what he picked out was...*
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*a handkerchief.*
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*A present that shoots far past the comfort zone
and couldn't be less exciting.*
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*This is a devastating failure
on Shirogane's part!*
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Now it's your turn, Kei!
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*Come on!*
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*Just let everyone else's gifts
be as boring as possible!*
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Huh? Did I just draw yours, Kaguya?
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There's an aroma diffuser inside.
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I've also included some essential oils.
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I'll use them with care!
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Please share them with your brother.
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PRESIDENT (TRUE TARGET)
KEI (MORE THAN ACCEPTABLE)
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*Nice going, Shinomiya!*
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*You sure come up with the best gifts!*
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*But...*
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*look whose are left!
The Fujiwara Sisters who decorated this house!*
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*I just know they got presents so eye-popping
they'll blast my boring gift into oblivion!*
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KA-BOOM
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I shall pick...
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ME <3
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Miss Chika...
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Fujiwara's gift, right?
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My present is...
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homemade bath bombs!
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Bath bombs?
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Yes! You put them in the bathtub,
and they fizzle and smell great! It's fun!
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*Can't you be more blunt?*
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*You're the type who can make people
squirm with your retorts!*
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Merry Christmas!
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GRIPE
VASE
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*My last hope is...*
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Hey!
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That means you and I
will be exchanging gifts, President!
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PRESIDENT
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MOEHA
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What a coincidence!
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- You rigged it that way, didn't you?
- President Shirogane's present is...
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a handkerchief!
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How simple and nice!
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More like simple and... boring, huh?
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Please open mine now!
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*I'm begging you!*
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*Let it be something weird!*
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Moeha! What kind of gift
is that to give to my brother?
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I'm sorry, President!
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I'm the only normal person in my family!
Everyone else is an oddball!
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No.
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I'm so thrilled.
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Whaaaaat?
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Thank you, Fujiwara's little sister.
This is exactly what I've been wanting.
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Moeha! You spiked my brother's drink
with something, didn't you?
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If you're not sure how to use them,
ask me anytime!
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What do you mean, "how to use them"?
What do you mean? Whaaaaat?
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Presents...
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We didn't draw each other's, did we?
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I guess not.
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President...
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Don't let the others find out about this.
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Please open it when you get home.
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Th-Thanks.
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Don't you...
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have one for me?
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Something...
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for me...
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I do.
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No.
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Sorry, I can't!
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Because this is something random
that I picked up!
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It's fine. I don't mind
if it was random.
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I can't!
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No, really, I was so slammed when I chose it!
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And now I have no idea
why I'd buy anything like this!
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This isn't for you!
I wanna give you something more perfect—
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You really have no clue!
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I'm telling you
it doesn't have to be perfect!
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NEW DELHI, INDIA
I'M GOING TO ATTAIN ENLIGHTENMENT!
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MAKI'S TWIN BROTHER
MIKADO SHIJO
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I'm telling you
it doesn't have to be perfect!
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If this present is an aspect of yourself
that you don't wish me to see,
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then I'm never going to let go!
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I don't know what you mean by that!
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Fujiwara, you talk some sense into her!
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Miss Fujiwara?
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*I should've known!*
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*That present is a part of President
that he wants to hide.*
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*He's always like this!*
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*Trying so hard, overdoing it
to a worrying degree!*
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*Taking so much time and care
to show me something perfect!*
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TOMIGAYA PARK
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*But I also wanna know
the you who's not like that!*
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*I want to see you! To unmask you!*
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Truly, you're so stubborn!
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President, you said
you purchased that for me!
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So, it belongs to me now!
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I said I can't give it to you!
How selfish are you anyway, Shinomiya?
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I knew it.
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The truth is, you hate me,
and that's why you won't show it to me!
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Huh?
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You might as well say it directly!
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That you hate harsh women
with horrible personalities like me!
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That's why you won't show it to me, right?
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I showed you my true self,
because I wanted you to show me your true self!
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What are you talking about?
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What other reason can there be?
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Doesn't everybody want the person they love
to see their true self?
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The person they love?
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I don't want to keep secrets
from the person I love!
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BECOME THE KIND OF MAN
WORTHY OF STANDING
BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE
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To be able to share everything,
to understand each other completely!
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What could be lovelier than that?
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I've been trying to be more likable lately.
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But scratch the surface,
and this is who I am.
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I was sure that if I continued to hide
the selfish, disagreeable and aggressive me,
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I could never advance to the next level!
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I showed you my weak side!
Because I want us to understand each other!
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That's why...
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now, I want you to show me
your weak side!
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I get what you're trying to say.
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And I think it'd be ideal if I could do that.
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But it's the opposite for me.
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Don't you think it's because you love someone
that you can't show them your weak side?
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Like, "What if I show my weak side,
and it disillusions her?"
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or "What if she sees something in me
that's unacceptable?"
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The stronger my feelings for her,
the more I can't let her see that side of me!
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I understand your rationale!
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But as I've shown you my true self,
please show me yours, President!
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Otherwise, I will have shown you
for nothing!
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You're so stubborn!
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You make it sound like terms for a trade!
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But it's not even a trade
in the first place!
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You say that you have
a horrible personality...
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but I knew that going in,
and I've never thought it was negative!
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At first,
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I thought you looked down on people
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and that you were keeping
your distance from others.
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But when it hit me that you were distancing
yourself because you didn't want to hurt anyone,
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I thought, "Hey, that's sweet!"
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From the get-go,
I liked that side of you,
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so telling me to show my weak side because
you showed me yours doesn't make us equal.
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But I can't look cool unless I try to.
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So I avoid doing anything
to stir up a hornet's nest—
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Oh, how you do go on and on!
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Just show it to me!
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Hey, come on!
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I assure you, no matter what kind
of present it is, it'll be fine!
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You may not think so, but I'm far more...
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You're good.
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Why did you give me a cup-and-ball toy?
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Somewhere along the way,
I lost sight, myself!
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I had to pick something out in a rush!
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But it wasn't like I could just get
something cheap and be done with it!
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After a lot of process of elimination,
it came down to this cup-and-ball toy.
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How absurd!
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Now I can see
why you wanted to run away!
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This isn't romantic in the least!
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Hey, you don't have to laugh so hard.
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You sure are cruel.
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However, look.
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Do I seem at all disillusioned?
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Ridiculous, isn't it?
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In a park like this,
devoid of Christmas lights...
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It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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This is what I want.
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I don't need lights or balloons.
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Not that those balloons
weren't lovely and romantic...
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but it doesn't have to be like that.
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Because I find ordinary things like this...
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to be romantic.
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Ordinary, huh?
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Tell me, President...
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on Christmas Eve,
what would a couple...
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ordinarily do at a time like this?
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If you're okay with ordinary.
Something like this, I guess.
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*Hey, President...*
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*Look at me.*
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*I won't hide who I am.*
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*Show me who you are.*
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*And I'll accept it.*
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*Some might laugh it off as sugarcoating
to want to show each other everything.*
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*There must be a wiser,
more graceful way to handle this.*
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*But in my eyes...*
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*this is romantic.*
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*Not to have anything to hide...*
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*is the most romantic thing...*
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*I can offer you.*
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*Our second kiss was a light one,
our lips barely brushing...*
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*and yet, somehow, my heart pounded
as hard as it did during the culture festival.*
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*Surely every time I discover
something new about you...*
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*it will feel like...*
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*I'm kissing you for the first time.*
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THE FIRST KISS THAT NEVER ENDS
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Finally...
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you're holding my hand.
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Though it's frozen through and cold.
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I don't mind.
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Shinomiya, do you...
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Do you think that I shouldn't aim
so high all the time?
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I must say that I don't want you
to overdo it.
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But if I hadn't,
we never would've ended up like this.
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It's all because I pushed myself.
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You may be right about that.
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But the same goes for me.
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If I, too, had continued
to act coldly toward you...
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I'm certain that somewhere along the line,
you would've deserted me.
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You and I both aimed high,
each taking a step toward each other...
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and I believe that's why
we're here now, holding hands.
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Then, that means we need to aim high.
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Perhaps.
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Since you're stubborn, President,
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I'm sure you're going to continue
to run yourself into the ground.
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But...
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when you feel exhausted,
why don't we take a little break together?
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Just a little at a time.
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From time to time,
let's drop the bravado...
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and lean on each other...
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and be there for each other
when one of us is about to collapse.
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Our hands may be cold,
but holding them will warm them up.
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Surely, isn't that what it means
to be in a relationship?
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Shinomiya, you're fine
with having a guy like me?
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No matter what an awful person
I might be?
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Yes.
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*Kaguya?*
**[18:16] ---**
*Where'd you run off to?
We're gonna play a board game!*
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I'm sorry. I'll be right there.
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How inopportune.
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You said it.
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We won't have a white Christmas
in Tokyo this year again.
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That's perfectly fine.
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That's ordinary.
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Although I must say
I was taken aback by this present.
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Yeah, but it happens to be
a pretty swanky one!
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Yes.
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I can see that this fabric is first-class.
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*I want to have an ordinary relationship.*
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*I want to be an ordinary girl.*
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*To laugh and cry whenever I want.*
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*That's the kind of sweet person
I thought that I wished to be.*
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*I thought it would be wonderful
to be able to be kind to others.*
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*I want to be sweet.*
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*Can I become sweet?*
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*I want to become someone...*
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*who can love herself.*
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What do you think?
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You look cute.
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BOX FOR UNNECESSARY THINGS
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President said I looked cute!
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He did no such thing.
He definitely said that to me.
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But that's my ribbon!
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SIGH...
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Who cares which one it was,
you're all me anyway.
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This should be evaluated
based on all past actions!
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You're trying to trick us
by using those big words!
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*Needless to say, these are all
merely images inside her mind,*
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Old trash like you can shut up!
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When you put on that ribbon,
you became me! Therefore—
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- Objection!
- Denied!
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*and super-deformed is just that.
Super-deformed.*
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Your Honor!
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*That's right. This is...*
**[20:04] ---**
*the super-deformed version
of a young girl's wavering heart.*
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President, your winter break...
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Would you please spare a day for me?
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What? Sure.
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Let's go on a date.
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There's something that I'd like
to say to you in actual words.
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DECEMBER 27
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Why do people confess their feelings?
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FATE
LINE
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HEAD
LINE
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PALM READING
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LIFE
LINE
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First of all,
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SIDE JOB (A HOLIDAY-ONLY FORTUNE TELLER)
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let me see your palms.
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Ah...
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I can see that you haven't had
any good romances until now.
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What? You can tell
just by seeing my hand?
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Also, you're rather purehearted, aren't you?
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And when you get stressed, you go
on shopping sprees. That's what your palm says.
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*Wow!*
**[20:47] ---**
*This guy's the real deal!*
**[20:49] ---**
So...
**[20:50] ---**
Yes.
**[20:51] ---**
Why do people confess
their feelings, was it?
**[20:55] ---**
Yes.
**[20:56] ---**
Wha...
**[20:58] ---**
Why did you show up for our date
in your regular clothes?
**[21:00] ---**
Huh? Doesn't everybody go on dates
wearing their own clothes?
**[21:03] ---**
But President, you should be wearing your uniform
no matter what the time or occasion!
**[21:06] ---**
That's why I thought
I'd coordinate with you!
**[21:09] ---**
Why today of all days?
**[21:11] ---**
Well, because...
**[21:14] ---**
Because today is that kind of day.
**[21:19] ---**
Let's go.
**[21:21] ---**
All right.
**[21:24] ---**
People start dating,
then break up without a thought.
**[21:27] ---**
That person just might be your soul mate.
**[21:30] ---**
You might go on loving that person forever,
even though he might not go on loving you.
**[21:36] ---**
But if you love him,
you should stay with him.
**[21:38] ---**
If you start hating him,
then all you have to do is leave, but...
**[21:51] ---**
...doesn't it get all complicated...
**[21:53] ---**
if you put it into words?
**[21:56] ---**
You do have a point there.
**[21:59] ---**
But it is a blessing to be able to love someone
so much that it turns your brain into mush.
**[22:05] ---**
You should try it once.
**[22:09] ---**
And it's only natural to want to be
in a relationship with the one you love.
**[22:16] ---**
Freaking out that you might get dumped...
**[22:19] ---**
Playing little games...
**[22:23] ---**
You'll come up with all kinds of plans
and hold out for the perfect timing...
**[22:29] ---**
But your heart will be pounding,
and nothing will make sense anymore.
**[22:36] ---**
When it starts looking like the day will end
before you can say those words...
**[22:45] ---**
I'm in love with you.
**[22:48] ---**
Please be my boyfriend.
**[22:51] ---**
You might find yourself blurting it out.
**[22:54] ---**
*You fall in love, confess
and become a couple.*
**[22:58] ---**
*Anyone would agree
that's a wonderful thing.*
**[23:02] ---**
*But that notion is wrong.*
**[23:05] ---**
*Love is only blissful until it's attained.*
**[23:10] ---**
*After your feelings reach certain heights,
it's all downhill from there.*
**[23:15] ---**
*That is what true love really is.*
**[23:19] ---**
*Beyond love, there are no victors or losers.*
**[23:22] ---**
*There's no telling if that person
is your soul mate or not.*
**[23:25] ---**
*There might not even be eternal love.*
**[23:28] ---**
Fine.
**[23:31] ---**
*But...*
**[23:32] ---**
*true love just might exist.*
**[23:35] ---**
*One just needs to have a sharp mind.*
**[23:37] ---**
*To seek true love, you must think.*
**[23:41] ---**
*This is no easy task.*
**[23:43] ---**
*Even so, it is only those
who continue to use their minds...*
**[23:48] ---**
*who can be the first in the world
to attain true love.*