E1 - I Want to Make You Invite Me to a Movie - Kaguya Wants You to Stop Her - Kaguya Wants You to Offer Her Food

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    CONFESSION
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    CONFESSION
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    You fall in love with someone...
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    P-Please be my girlfriend!
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    confess that love...
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    and become a couple.
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    Everyone would say that's a wonderful thing.
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    But they're wrong!
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    Even among sweethearts,
    there exists a distinct power relationship!
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    A side that exploits
    and a side that's exploited,
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    a side that's devoted,
    a side receiving devotion,
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    a winner and a loser!
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    If you're trying to live a noble life,
    then you mustn't become a loser.
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    Love is war!
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    The person who falls in love loses!
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    KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR
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    Shuchiin Academy!
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    It's a prestigious school
    with an ancient and honorable origin,
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    founded as a facility
    to educate upper-crust children.
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    The focus on the nobility is gone,
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    but many talented students
    born into wealthy, distinguished families
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    How do you do?
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    and shouldering the future
    attend the school.
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    How do you do?
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    Naturally ordinary people wouldn't be permitted
    to lead and bring these students together!
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    Everyone, look!
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    The Student Council members!
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    Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice-president
    of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.
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    Total assets: 200 trillion yen.
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    Her family owns the Shinomiya Group,
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    one of the top four financial conglomerates
    in Japan, with over 1,000 subsidiaries.
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    SHINOMIYA BANK
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    Befitting her superior lineage,
    she's a talented young woman
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    who has attained
    splendid achievements in various fields,
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    such as traditional performing arts,
    music, and martial arts.
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    That is Kaguya Shinomiya.
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    And the young man Shinomiya supports is...
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    Miyuki Shirogane, the president
    of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.
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    He's wise and intelligent,
    strong and silent.
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    He scores first place
    in the practice exams.
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    In contrast to talented Kaguya,
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    his devotion to studying
    commands awe and fear,
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    and because of that exemplary behavior,
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    PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL
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    he was selected to be
    the Student Council president,
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    despite being relatively new to the school.
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    The weight of a solid gold braided cord
    has been passed down
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    from president to president
    at Shuchiin Academy for 200 years!
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    Those two always look so good together.
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    There's even a dignity to them!
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    Do you think they're dating?
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    - Somebody, please ask them!
    - I wouldn't dare!
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    STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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    It would be presumptuous to even get close
    to them, let alone ask such a question!
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    It seems...
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    I WILL MAKE YOU
    INVITE ME TO A MOVIE
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    there's a rumor going around...
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    that we're in a relationship or some such.
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    That's normal for their age.
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    You should ignore it.
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    That's all it is?
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    They think Shinomiya and I are dating?
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    The fools certainly do enjoy
    talking about nonsensical love affairs.
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    Although...
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    if Shinomiya demanded that I go out with her,
    I suppose I would mull it over!
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    And I'm certain she has feelings for me.
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    Probably just a matter of time.
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    She should just take off the mask
    of a perfect, pampered young lady
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    President, I need to talk to you.
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    and make her blushing appeal to me.
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    The ignorant children with their common talk.
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    Who do they think I am?
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    I'm a member of the Shinomiya family,
    the heart of this country.
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    How did they reach the conclusion
    that I would be dating a commoner?
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    Well, I suppose there could be
    a very slight possibility.
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    If he got on his knees and offered up
    his body, soul, and hometown,
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    I suppose I could train him
    to be a man who measures up to me.
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    Certainly, there's no man
    who doesn't pine for me.
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    It's probably just a matter of time.
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    While they were engaging
    in this kind of thing...
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    half a year passed!
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    Nothing of note happened during that period.
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    By the way, today there were snails
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    in the interior of the apple and cherry relief
    in the courtyard's water fountain.
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    My younger sister once caught a cold
    taking a dip in the water fountain,
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    even though it was hot outside.
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    When you act according to emotions,
    nothing good results.
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    During this period of nothingness,
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    their thoughts shifted from,
    "I wouldn't mind dating him/her"
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    to "Maybe I'll make him/her
    confess his/her love to me."
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    Meanwhile, one other person had no idea
    that two super high school-level minds
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    STEAMED BUN
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    were engaged in sophisticated strategizing!
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    SHUCHIIN ACADEMY
    STUDENT COUNCIL SECRETARY
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    That reminds me! Listen to this!
SIGN    CHIKA FUJIWARA
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    I won a pair of movie tickets, but
    my parents won't let me see stuff like that,
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    STEAMED BUN
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    LOVE REFRAIN
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    So are you two interested?
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    NOTE: CHEAPSKATE
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    Hmm.
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    Come to think of it,
    I have a rare free weekend.
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    So, Shinomiya, why don't we—
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    Supposedly there's a jinx.
    If a boy and a girl
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    go see this movie together,
    they'll become a couple.
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    How romantic!
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    Oh, President.
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    Did you just invite me?
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    You want to go with me to a movie
    in which males and females
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    are said to become a couple
    if they see it together.
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    Oh, dear, that sounds a lot like...
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    Like I'm asking her out on a date!
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    Shirogane's predicament was,
    in romance,
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    "The person who falls in love loses"
    is the rule!
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    As they were both full of pride, neither one
    could confess one iota of romantic interest!
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    What should I do? It's blatant.
    The only thing I can do is smooth it over!
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    Why don't we sell the tickets to a scalper?
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    Oh, President, I've never seen you
    this flustered before.
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    How cute.
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    This is unacceptable! There is no escape route
    on the path that Shirogane conquers!
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    You're the one
    who's going to run, Shinomiya!
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    Yeah, I invited you, Shinomiya.
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    I don't care about rumors like that,
    but it seems you do.
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    Do you want to see this movie with me?
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    LOVE REFRAIN
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    That moment, Shinomiya thought...
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    After indicating the intent to invite me,
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    he assigned me the choice
    of whether we see the movie or not.
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    Well played.
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    I could choose to refuse,
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    but then all of my preliminary arrangements
    up to now would become meaningless.
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    WINNER
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    I went to all the trouble of fabricating a prize
    and putting it in Miss Fujiwara's mailbox.
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    All right!
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    My plan to aim for one of the president's
    rare free days would be for nothing!
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    LOVE REFRAIN
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    And if I turn him down now,
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    the president may never invite me
    to anything again!
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    From the viewpoint of a young lady, I say no!
    And I say no to that kind of choice!
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    LOVE REFRAIN
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    Yes, well...
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    I can't help believing in stories like that.
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    So if we are going,
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    I'd like you to at least invite me
    with more passion.
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    MISS INNOCENT
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    "Miss Innocent" skill implemented!
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    It's a negotiating skill passed on
    from father to child in the Shinomiya family.
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    It's said this calculated expression and voice
    even make the gods' hearts beat faster.
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    In truth, Shirogane's thoughts
    were also in disarray.
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    Well, I guess it's the man's duty
    to ask a woman out.
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    That thought crossed his mind!
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    Of course, Shinomiya didn't
    let that chance go by!
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    She pursued without a moment's delay!
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    LOVE REFRAIN
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    I'm at the age where I'd like to try
    a little romance, too.
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    This battle of thoughts
    seemed to be like a chess problem.
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    Shinomiya cornered Shirogane, who searched
    for an opportunity to turn it around.
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    The brains of these prodigies
    raced two steps ahead,
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    clashing with each other as wheels
    turned faster than any ordinary mind!
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    Kaguya strengthened her defense.
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    Shirogane tried to break through!
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    They both constructed a theory
    leading to a conclusion!
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    The one who completed the theory first
    would be the winner!
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    If you don't like love stories,
    you can also use the tickets...
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    to go see the movie,
    "The Birdie from Tottori."
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    “The Birdie...
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    ...from Tottori”?
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    Chaos theory.
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    Secretary Fujiwara's casual remark
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    added an element of chaos
    into the theories that were all but completed!
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    It was only one element, but like the Big Bang,
    the chaos increased the possibilities.
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    In order to process
    the vastly expanded choices,
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    Um, is something wrong?
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    the wheels in their brains spun even faster,
    going beyond their limits!
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    As a result, their brains
    craved a great deal of sugar!
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    SUGAR
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    The only sugar in the Student Council office
    was in a single steamed bun!
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    Thus, whoever obtained the steamed bun
    would be the winner!
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    Afternoon classes are about to start.
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    Well, see you again after school.
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    It was a sophisticated
    romantic battle of the brains,
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    with the ingenuity and pride
    of these two geniuses on the line.
SIGN    TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
SIGN    BOTH SIDES DEFEATED
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    I repeat, it was a sophisticated
    romantic battle of the brains,
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    with the ingenuity and pride
    of these two geniuses on the line!
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    Huh?
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    KAGUYA WANTS
    TO BE STOPPED
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    Oh.
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    Oh dear, huh?
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    A love letter?
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    Yes.
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    He was very passionate,
    even asking me out to dinner.
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    In other words, he invited you out on a date?
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    A love letter to Shinomiya?
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    Some men really are fools for love.
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    We're talking about Shinomiya
    who usually passes the time looking at me.
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    Does this fellow know, next to me,
    any other male in the vicinity
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    would only register
    as a talking weed?
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    MR. WEED
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    Hello!
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    There's no way Shinomiya would accept.
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    Do you intend to go on the date?
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    Of course.
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    Crack!
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    You've lost your mind, Shinomiya!
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    Blindly accepting an invitation
    from someone you've never met!
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    He's someone who mustered the courage
    to write me an enthusiastic love letter.
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    I'm sure I'll fall for him.
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    Ridiculous!
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    You think I'll just let this happen?
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    Somehow, I have to stop Shinomiya!
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    Don't go on a date with any man but me!
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    What's that?
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    Oh, my. Do you find the prospect of another
    person taking me away really that unpleasant?
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    How cute.
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    This is as good as a confession of love!
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    It's like I'm saying,
    "Shinomiya, I love you!"
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    I have to...
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    I have to avoid that at all costs!
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    Kaguya, are you really going?
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    Yes.
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    I'm really looking forward to it.
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    At first glance, it seems Kaguya is thinking
    only romantically, without any principles.
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    As if I would really go.
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    Are there just flowers in her head
    instead of a brain?
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    Of course it's a bluff!
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    If he wants to invite me out on a date,
    he'd better start by offering me a country
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    and then be worthy of my consideration.
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    Like I would just go out with him
    as an act of charity?
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    Shinomiya had no intentions
    of going on a date with a talking weed.
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    After all, it was only a strategy
    to get Shirogane to stop her.
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    A romantic battle of the brains!
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    As they were both full of pride,
    neither one could confess romantic interest!
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    The only thing to do
    was use resourcefulness and skill
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    to make the other person
    confess their love!
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    Is there no way I can naturally
    keep her from going? Think!
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    Intelligence put to the test!
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    It's pointless.
    Until the president bows his head
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    and honestly begs me not to go,
    I refuse to cancel.
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    A clever scheme!
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    That's the romantic battle of the brains!
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    The ongoing duel between them!
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    Shinomiya...
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    as the president of Student Council,
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    I can't endorse
    illicit activities with the opposite sex.
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    The ace up his sleeve.
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    An ingenious approach.
    Giving his opinion not as himself,
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    but as the president of Student Council,
    doesn't do him any damage.
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    That's an exaggeration.
    We're just going out for dinner.
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    Our teacher will be the judge of that.
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    Suspension from school is very possible.
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    If you insist on going, well...
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    TATTLE TO THE TEACHER!
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    I'll run it by the teacher!
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    Tattling to the teacher!
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    It's tremendously effective,
    but it's a risky choice,
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    Naughty, naughty!
    We're gonna tell the teacher!
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    since the person who uses it
    is likely to be labeled a coward.
[14:31] ---
    But for Shirogane, preventing Shinomiya's
    date was more important than his honor.
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    That determination had an effect on Kaguya.
[14:38] ---
    I didn't think the president would use
    a forbidden move like that.
[14:38] ---
    GRRR...
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    But I'm going to stick to my guns!
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    I don't mind.
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    If it's true love,
    I'm prepared to even accept expulsion.
[14:49] ---
    E-Expulsion?
[14:52] ---
    I'm prepared to offer my body and soul
    for true love.
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    Body and soul?
[14:59] ---
    Shirogane takes major damage!
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    Th...
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    That's ridiculous!
[15:03] ---
    No, it's not!
[15:04] ---
    He's conveyed his ardent love for me.
[15:07] ---
    Wouldn't it be dishonorable of me
    not to be prepared for expulsion?
[15:10] ---
    S-Stop being silly!
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    Then maybe I should confess my love!
[15:17] ---
    For the sake of argument...
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    Just for argument,
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    would you be able to forget
    about this boy then?
[15:28] ---
    There...
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    There's a possibility.
[15:37] ---
    Could something so easily swayed
    be true love?
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    If being wooed by another man
    can make you forget him,
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    then there's no way it's true love!
[15:48] ---
    I just said there's a possibility!
[15:51] ---
    I see, I see. Then it's true love.
[15:53] ---
    If you're worried about me, you should
    stop me without regard to the way it looks!
[15:57] ---
    I don't care what you say!
    I'm really going!
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    Unless I get a tearfully passionate
    confession of love, I really am going!
[16:05] ---
    President?
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    TEARY-EYED
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    I don't want anyone to have you, Kaguya!
[16:15] ---
    - I don't want you expelled!
    - Fujiwa...
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    WAAH
[16:18] ---
    No, no!
[16:20] ---
    - Don't go away!
    - Hey...
[16:22] ---
    I'm crazy about you!
[16:23] ---
    - I love you!
    - Enough! I won't go, so get off of me!
[16:28] ---
    Kaguya lost today's battle.
[16:28] ---
    TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
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    KAGUYA DEFEATED
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    A PASSIONATE LOVE LETTER ARRIVED...
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    BY HAYASAKA
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    Forget it!
[16:41] ---
    Why not? Just give me one bite!
[16:46] ---
    All right, but jeez.
[16:49] ---
    Here.
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    Improper!
[16:58] ---
    Worth getting that angry about?
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    KAGUYA WANTS IT
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    They don't have enough self-awareness
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    about being students
    of traditional Shuchiin Academy.
[17:04] ---
    Coaxing someone like that in public,
    it's despicable!
[17:08] ---
    It's silly and vulgar!
[17:12] ---
    That's a mean way to put it.
[17:15] ---
    President, you brought
    your own lunch today?
[17:17] ---
    Yeah. My grandpa in the country
    sent us a lot of vegetables.
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    It may not look great,
    but I have confidence in the taste.
[17:23] ---
    Miyuki, eat it all up!
[17:28] ---
    It was the first time
    Kaguya had seen such a lunch.
[17:33] ---
    Kaguya's own lunch was always prepared
    by a team of chefs
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    and delivered to her
    during the lunch hour.
[17:39] ---
    Her lunch was nutritionally balanced,
    of course,
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    achieving harmony
    with fresh ingredients as the foundation.
[17:44] ---
    That is the lunch that Kaguya knows.
[17:48] ---
    Boiled food! Red wieners! Rolled omelette!
[17:50] ---
    Hamburger! Pickled dried plum! And...
[17:52] ---
    SEAWEED EGG
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    seasoning over rice!
[17:55] ---
    All the food one could want
    crammed into a box.
[17:57] ---
    Kaguya was blown away by this
    free assortment like a child's treasure chest.
[18:03] ---
    Wieners sliced to look
    like an octopus! They really exist!
[18:07] ---
    I want to try one, but...
[18:10] ---
    Kaguya's pride wouldn't allow it!
[18:11] ---
    Lunch, lunch.
[18:13] ---
    You brought lunch today?
    It looks delicious!
[18:16] ---
    I know, right? I made it all myself.
[18:19] ---
    Lucky. Please give me a bite!
[18:23] ---
    Sure, I don't mind.
[18:25] ---
    Really?
[18:27] ---
    I'll give you this hamburger.
[18:29] ---
    All right!
[18:29] ---
    Hey! Miss Fujiwara?
[18:33] ---
    DELICIOUS
[18:36] ---
    It's out of this world!
[18:40] ---
    The piping hot juice that spills
    out of a hamburger is delicious,
[18:45] ---
    but there's something special
    about a hamburger
[18:47] ---
    that's yummy at room temperature
    with all of the flavor locked in!
[18:49] ---
    FLAVOR
[18:49] ---
    YUMMY
[18:49] ---
    MEAT JUICES LOCKED IN
[18:51] ---
    - All right, eat this, too.
    - Yay!
[18:57] ---
    Miss Fujiwara...
[18:58] ---
    I considered you a friend...
[19:02] ---
    but if your life was in danger tomorrow,
    I wouldn't lift a finger to help you.
[19:07] ---
    What's that scornful stare about?
[19:12] ---
    You...
[19:13] ---
    You think my lunch is that miserable?
[19:16] ---
    Make fun of me?
[19:17] ---
    I'll teach you a lesson!
[19:21] ---
    Hot miso soup!
[19:23] ---
    It's no good if the rice gets cold and hard,
    but if you have it with miso soup...
[19:29] ---
    in that instant,
    the two merge into a supreme dish.
[19:32] ---
    Try it.
[19:33] ---
    Sure!
[19:35] ---
    Hey! Why did you take it
    from the part he already ate from?
[19:38] ---
    That's an indirect kiss!
[19:40] ---
    That, too?
[19:46] ---
    The rice! The rice is melting in my mouth!
[19:51] ---
    Yes, just as using cold rice
    for cooked rice with green tea
[19:52] ---
    FROZEN RICE
[19:53] ---
    DOESN'T STICK TOGETHER
[19:53] ---
    has been traditional for ages,
[19:54] ---
    MIX IT WITH SOUP
[19:55] ---
    there's marvelous compatibility
    between warm soup and a cold lunch.
[19:55] ---
    BREAKS APART
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    DELICIOUS!!
[19:59] ---
    This is delicious!
    You're a genius, President!
[20:02] ---
    Okay, enough praise!
[20:03] ---
    How about that, Shinomiya?
[20:05] ---
    After all, this isn't secondhand knowledge!
[20:05] ---
    I bet you didn't know
    how good cold rice could be.
[20:07] ---
    It's a discovery based
    on experimentation and inspiration!
[20:09] ---
    Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya!
[20:11] ---
    He's on the level of Newton,
    maybe even higher!
[20:14] ---
    Kaguya, let's go home together!
[20:16] ---
    I love getting to do a sleepover with you!
[20:19] ---
    It doesn't hurt, but I'm crying!
[20:26] ---
    Goodbye, Miss Fujiwara.
    We're no longer friends.
[20:31] ---
    She looks even more contemptuous!
[20:33] ---
    But why?
[20:35] ---
    I see. If that's how you want to play it,
    then I have an idea, too.
[20:40] ---
    Just wait until tomorrow.
[20:43] ---
    THE NEXT DAY
[20:48] ---
    A lot of effort was put into this.
[20:51] ---
    It seems our chef got carried away.
[20:55] ---
    Huh. It actually looks good.
[20:58] ---
    I know it!
    Then you're going to ask me, aren't you?
[21:01] ---
    Ask me for a bite.
[21:03] ---
    Then I'll be magnanimous, and...
[21:06] ---
    Gimme! Gimme!
[21:09] ---
    Good grief. Fine, President,
    we can exchange lunches.
[21:12] ---
    And that's how I'll accept it.
[21:14] ---
    So come over anytime.
[21:18] ---
    Why don't we eat, too?
[21:19] ---
    Yeah!
[21:23] ---
    Octopus-shaped wieners again today!
[21:25] ---
    Yep. They're a staple.
[21:27] ---
    Nice! They're cute and yummy!
    Nothing could be better!
[21:31] ---
    I don't know about that.
[21:34] ---
    Why not? That's how I think of them!
[21:39] ---
    All right, all ri...
[21:40] ---
    President...
[21:42] ---
    I recall you love oysters.
[21:46] ---
    What is this disturbing aura
    she's been giving off since yesterday?
[21:49] ---
    Why is she offering me
    a meaninglessly high-class dish?
[21:52] ---
    She must be plotting something.
    Otherwise...
[21:55] ---
    Oh, my.
[21:57] ---
    How cute.
[22:00] ---
    I'll give you this out of charity, President,
    since I feel sorry for you.
[22:03] ---
    She feels sorry for me?
[22:05] ---
    Th-This is humiliating!
[22:08] ---
    I can't take it.
[22:09] ---
    I will not take it!
[22:11] ---
    I have nothing to give you
    in exchange for this high-class dish!
[22:14] ---
    I'd be happy with octopus wieners!
[22:16] ---
    Kaguya? Doesn't that hurt?
[22:18] ---
    Is your head okay?
[22:20] ---
    Darn it! That sounds like an insult!
[22:23] ---
    Anyway, what is that?
[22:26] ---
    Oh, this?
    The president made lunch for me, too.
[22:31] ---
    There's no difference
    in making it for one or two people.
[22:35] ---
    It's delicious!
[22:37] ---
    Really? Good to hear.
[22:40] ---
    Color is important to a lunch box, right?
[22:42] ---
    That's certainly true.
[22:42] ---
    Cattle in human form.
[22:44] ---
    Prideless parasite,
    relying on someone else to survive.
[22:47] ---
    All that nutrition to your chest,
    nothing for your brain!
[22:50] ---
    Repulsive creature!
[22:52] ---
    I swear I'll never forgive you.
[22:55] ---
    Shinomiya's eyes are like an assassin's!
[22:57] ---
    Crap! I have the club meeting today!
    I'd better hurry and eat!
[23:03] ---
    My octopus-shaped wiener!
[23:06] ---
    I'll see you later!
[23:11] ---
    What am I doing?
[23:15] ---
    I feel like a fool.
[23:19] ---
    Kaguya...
[23:29] ---
    It's good, right?
[23:31] ---
    Let's share it!
[23:38] ---
    Miss Fujiwara...
[23:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[23:42] ---
    I had the wrong idea about you.
[23:45] ---
    You're definitely a human being.
[23:46] ---
    What did you think I was before?
[23:49] ---
    Have confidence.
[23:50] ---
    TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
[23:50] ---
    Today's battle.
[23:51] ---
    I've never lacked confidence about that!
[23:52] ---
    DUE TO SHIROGANE'S ESCAPING,
    VICTORY FOR KAGUYA
[23:55] ---
    Kaguya won.
[24:02] ---
    Good grief.
[24:04] ---
    What a nuisance the president is.
[24:07] ---
    After all that preparation,
    he still hasn't confessed his love to me.
[24:12] ---
    Lady Kaguya...
[24:14] ---
    purely hypothetically,
    if you truly fall in love someday,
[24:18] ---
    would you wait for that person
    to confess their love, like now?
[24:20] ---
    Or would you confess your love?
[24:22] ---
    The romantic battle of the brains.
[24:24] ---
    It's a duel between two souls,
    with their dignity on the line!
[24:28] ---
    If that time comes, I would consider
    the risk of someone stealing him first
[24:32] ---
    and come to the one
    rational conclusion.
[24:35] ---
    Of course I would go.
[24:37] ---
    I would go.
[24:39] ---
    Please.
[24:40] ---
    Of course I... Of course.
[24:43] ---
    Please understand that she's not
    having trouble because of a silly reason
[24:48] ---
    like "Confessing my love
    would be too embarrassing"
[24:50] ---
    or "What if he turned me down?"
[24:53] ---
    CONFESSION
[24:55] ---
    Who cares? It doesn't even matter!