# E1 - I Want to Make You Invite Me to a Movie - Kaguya Wants You to Stop Her - Kaguya Wants You to Offer Her Food
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE28PWR/i-will-make-you-invite-me-to-a-movie--kaguya-wants-to-be-stopped--kaguya-wants-it)
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CONFESSION
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CONFESSION
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*You fall in love with someone...*
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P-Please be my girlfriend!
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*confess that love...*
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*and become a couple.*
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*Everyone would say that's a wonderful thing.*
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*But they're wrong!*
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*Even among sweethearts,
there exists a distinct power relationship!*
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*A side that exploits
and a side that's exploited,*
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*a side that's devoted,
a side receiving devotion,*
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*a winner and a loser!*
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*If you're trying to live a noble life,
then you mustn't become a loser.*
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*Love is war!*
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*The person who falls in love loses!*
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KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR
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*Shuchiin Academy!*
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*It's a prestigious school
with an ancient and honorable origin,*
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*founded as a facility
to educate upper-crust children.*
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*The focus on the nobility is gone,*
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*but many talented students
born into wealthy, distinguished families*
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How do you do?
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*and shouldering the future
attend the school.*
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How do you do?
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*Naturally ordinary people wouldn't be permitted
to lead and bring these students together!*
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Everyone, look!
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The Student Council members!
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*Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice-president
of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.*
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*Total assets: 200 trillion yen.*
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*Her family owns the Shinomiya Group,*
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*one of the top four financial conglomerates
in Japan, with over 1,000 subsidiaries.*
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SHINOMIYA BANK
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*Befitting her superior lineage,
she's a talented young woman*
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*who has attained
splendid achievements in various fields,*
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*such as traditional performing arts,
music, and martial arts.*
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*That is Kaguya Shinomiya.*
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*And the young man Shinomiya supports is...*
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*Miyuki Shirogane, the president
of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.*
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*He's wise and intelligent,
strong and silent.*
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*He scores first place
in the practice exams.*
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*In contrast to talented Kaguya,*
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*his devotion to studying
commands awe and fear,*
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*and because of that exemplary behavior,*
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PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL
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*he was selected to be
the Student Council president,*
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*despite being relatively new to the school.*
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*The weight of a solid gold braided cord
has been passed down*
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*from president to president
at Shuchiin Academy for 200 years!*
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Those two always look so good together.
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There's even a dignity to them!
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Do you think they're dating?
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- Somebody, please ask them!
- I wouldn't dare!
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STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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It would be presumptuous to even get close
to them, let alone ask such a question!
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It seems...
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I WILL MAKE YOU
INVITE ME TO A MOVIE
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there's a rumor going around...
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that we're in a relationship or some such.
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That's normal for their age.
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You should ignore it.
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That's all it is?
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*They think Shinomiya and I are dating?*
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*The fools certainly do enjoy
talking about nonsensical love affairs.*
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*Although...*
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*if Shinomiya demanded that I go out with her,
I suppose I would mull it over!*
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*And I'm certain she has feelings for me.*
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*Probably just a matter of time.*
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*She should just take off the mask
of a perfect, pampered young lady*
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*President, I need to talk to you.*
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*and make her blushing appeal to me.*
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*The ignorant children with their common talk.*
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*Who do they think I am?*
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*I'm a member of the Shinomiya family,
the heart of this country.*
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*How did they reach the conclusion
that I would be dating a commoner?*
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*Well, I suppose there could be
a very slight possibility.*
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*If he got on his knees and offered up
his body, soul, and hometown,*
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*I suppose I could train him
to be a man who measures up to me.*
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*Certainly, there's no man
who doesn't pine for me.*
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*It's probably just a matter of time.*
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*While they were engaging
in this kind of thing...*
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*half a year passed!*
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*Nothing of note happened during that period.*
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By the way, today there were snails
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in the interior of the apple and cherry relief
in the courtyard's water fountain.
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My younger sister once caught a cold
taking a dip in the water fountain,
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even though it was hot outside.
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When you act according to emotions,
nothing good results.
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*During this period of nothingness,*
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*their thoughts shifted from,
"I wouldn't mind dating him/her"*
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*to "Maybe I'll make him/her
confess his/her love to me."*
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*Meanwhile, one other person had no idea
that two super high school-level minds*
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STEAMED BUN
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*were engaged in sophisticated strategizing!*
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SHUCHIIN ACADEMY
STUDENT COUNCIL SECRETARY
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That reminds me! Listen to this!
***SIGN*** CHIKA FUJIWARA
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I won a pair of movie tickets, but
my parents won't let me see stuff like that,
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STEAMED BUN
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LOVE REFRAIN
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So are you two interested?
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NOTE: CHEAPSKATE
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Hmm.
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Come to think of it,
I have a rare free weekend.
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So, Shinomiya, why don't we—
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Supposedly there's a jinx.
If a boy and a girl
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go see this movie together,
they'll become a couple.
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How romantic!
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Oh, President.
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Did you just invite me?
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You want to go with me to a movie
in which males and females
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are said to become a couple
if they see it together.
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Oh, dear, that sounds a lot like...
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*Like I'm asking her out on a date!*
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*Shirogane's predicament was,
in romance,*
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*"The person who falls in love loses"
is the rule!*
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*As they were both full of pride, neither one
could confess one iota of romantic interest!*
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*What should I do? It's blatant.
The only thing I can do is smooth it over!*
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Why don't we sell the tickets to a scalper?
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Oh, President, I've never seen you
this flustered before.
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How cute.
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*This is unacceptable! There is no escape route
on the path that Shirogane conquers!*
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*You're the one
who's going to run, Shinomiya!*
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Yeah, I invited you, Shinomiya.
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I don't care about rumors like that,
but it seems you do.
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Do you want to see this movie with me?
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LOVE REFRAIN
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*That moment, Shinomiya thought...*
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*After indicating the intent to invite me,*
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*he assigned me the choice
of whether we see the movie or not.*
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*Well played.*
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*I could choose to refuse,*
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*but then all of my preliminary arrangements
up to now would become meaningless.*
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WINNER
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*I went to all the trouble of fabricating a prize
and putting it in Miss Fujiwara's mailbox.*
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All right!
**[08:40] ---**
*My plan to aim for one of the president's
rare free days would be for nothing!*
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LOVE REFRAIN
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*And if I turn him down now,*
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*the president may never invite me
to anything again!*
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*From the viewpoint of a young lady, I say no!
And I say no to that kind of choice!*
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LOVE REFRAIN
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Yes, well...
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I can't help believing in stories like that.
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So if we are going,
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I'd like you to at least invite me
with more passion.
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MISS INNOCENT
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*"Miss Innocent" skill implemented!*
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*It's a negotiating skill passed on
from father to child in the Shinomiya family.*
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*It's said this calculated expression and voice
even make the gods' hearts beat faster.*
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*In truth, Shirogane's thoughts
were also in disarray.*
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Well, I guess it's the man's duty
to ask a woman out.
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*That thought crossed his mind!*
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*Of course, Shinomiya didn't
let that chance go by!*
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*She pursued without a moment's delay!*
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LOVE REFRAIN
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I'm at the age where I'd like to try
a little romance, too.
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*This battle of thoughts
seemed to be like a chess problem.*
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*Shinomiya cornered Shirogane, who searched
for an opportunity to turn it around.*
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*The brains of these prodigies
raced two steps ahead,*
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*clashing with each other as wheels
turned faster than any ordinary mind!*
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*Kaguya strengthened her defense.*
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*Shirogane tried to break through!*
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*They both constructed a theory
leading to a conclusion!*
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*The one who completed the theory first
would be the winner!*
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If you don't like love stories,
you can also use the tickets...
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to go see the movie,
"The Birdie from Tottori."
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“The Birdie...
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...from Tottori”?
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*Chaos theory.*
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*Secretary Fujiwara's casual remark*
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*added an element of chaos
into the theories that were all but completed!*
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*It was only one element, but like the Big Bang,
the chaos increased the possibilities.*
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*In order to process
the vastly expanded choices,*
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Um, is something wrong?
**[10:36] ---**
*the wheels in their brains spun even faster,
going beyond their limits!*
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*As a result, their brains
craved a great deal of sugar!*
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SUGAR
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*The only sugar in the Student Council office
was in a single steamed bun!*
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*Thus, whoever obtained the steamed bun
would be the winner!*
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Afternoon classes are about to start.
**[10:59] ---**
Well, see you again after school.
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*It was a sophisticated
romantic battle of the brains,*
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*with the ingenuity and pride
of these two geniuses on the line.*
***SIGN*** TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
***SIGN*** BOTH SIDES DEFEATED
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*I repeat, it was a sophisticated
romantic battle of the brains,*
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*with the ingenuity and pride
of these two geniuses on the line!*
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Huh?
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KAGUYA WANTS
TO BE STOPPED
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Oh.
**[11:34] ---**
Oh dear, huh?
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A love letter?
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Yes.
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He was very passionate,
even asking me out to dinner.
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In other words, he invited you out on a date?
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*A love letter to Shinomiya?*
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*Some men really are fools for love.*
**[11:52] ---**
*We're talking about Shinomiya
who usually passes the time looking at me.*
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*Does this fellow know, next to me,
any other male in the vicinity*
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*would only register
as a talking weed?*
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MR. WEED
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*Hello!*
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*There's no way Shinomiya would accept.*
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Do you intend to go on the date?
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Of course.
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Crack!
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*You've lost your mind, Shinomiya!*
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*Blindly accepting an invitation
from someone you've never met!*
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He's someone who mustered the courage
to write me an enthusiastic love letter.
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I'm sure I'll fall for him.
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*Ridiculous!*
**[12:20] ---**
*You think I'll just let this happen?*
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*Somehow, I have to stop Shinomiya!*
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Don't go on a date with any man but me!
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*What's that?*
**[12:29] ---**
*Oh, my. Do you find the prospect of another
person taking me away really that unpleasant?*
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*How cute.*
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*This is as good as a confession of love!*
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*It's like I'm saying,
"Shinomiya, I love you!"*
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*I have to...*
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*I have to avoid that at all costs!*
**[12:48] ---**
Kaguya, are you really going?
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Yes.
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I'm really looking forward to it.
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*At first glance, it seems Kaguya is thinking
only romantically, without any principles.*
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*As if I would really go.*
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*Are there just flowers in her head
instead of a brain?*
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*Of course it's a bluff!*
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*If he wants to invite me out on a date,
he'd better start by offering me a country*
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*and then be worthy of my consideration.*
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*Like I would just go out with him
as an act of charity?*
**[13:13] ---**
*Shinomiya had no intentions
of going on a date with a talking weed.*
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*After all, it was only a strategy
to get Shirogane to stop her.*
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*A romantic battle of the brains!*
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*As they were both full of pride,
neither one could confess romantic interest!*
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*The only thing to do
was use resourcefulness and skill*
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*to make the other person
confess their love!*
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*Is there no way I can naturally
keep her from going? Think!*
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*Intelligence put to the test!*
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*It's pointless.
Until the president bows his head*
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*and honestly begs me not to go,
I refuse to cancel.*
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*A clever scheme!*
**[13:46] ---**
*That's the romantic battle of the brains!*
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*The ongoing duel between them!*
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Shinomiya...
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as the president of Student Council,
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I can't endorse
illicit activities with the opposite sex.
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*The ace up his sleeve.*
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*An ingenious approach.
Giving his opinion not as himself,*
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*but as the president of Student Council,
doesn't do him any damage.*
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That's an exaggeration.
We're just going out for dinner.
**[14:09] ---**
Our teacher will be the judge of that.
**[14:11] ---**
Suspension from school is very possible.
**[14:14] ---**
If you insist on going, well...
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TATTLE TO THE TEACHER!
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I'll run it by the teacher!
**[14:23] ---**
*Tattling to the teacher!*
**[14:24] ---**
*It's tremendously effective,
but it's a risky choice,*
**[14:24] ---**
*Naughty, naughty!
We're gonna tell the teacher!*
**[14:27] ---**
*since the person who uses it
is likely to be labeled a coward.*
**[14:31] ---**
*But for Shirogane, preventing Shinomiya's
date was more important than his honor.*
**[14:36] ---**
*That determination had an effect on Kaguya.*
**[14:38] ---**
*I didn't think the president would use
a forbidden move like that.*
**[14:38] ---**
GRRR...
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*But I'm going to stick to my guns!*
**[14:43] ---**
I don't mind.
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If it's true love,
I'm prepared to even accept expulsion.
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E-Expulsion?
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I'm prepared to offer my body and soul
for true love.
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*Body and soul?*
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*Shirogane takes major damage!*
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Th...
**[15:01] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[15:03] ---**
No, it's not!
**[15:04] ---**
He's conveyed his ardent love for me.
**[15:07] ---**
Wouldn't it be dishonorable of me
not to be prepared for expulsion?
**[15:10] ---**
S-Stop being silly!
**[15:12] ---**
Then maybe I should confess my love!
**[15:17] ---**
For the sake of argument...
**[15:20] ---**
Just for argument,
**[15:22] ---**
would you be able to forget
about this boy then?
**[15:28] ---**
There...
**[15:30] ---**
There's a possibility.
**[15:37] ---**
Could something so easily swayed
be true love?
**[15:43] ---**
If being wooed by another man
can make you forget him,
**[15:46] ---**
then there's no way it's true love!
**[15:48] ---**
I just said there's a possibility!
**[15:51] ---**
I see, I see. Then it's true love.
**[15:53] ---**
*If you're worried about me, you should
stop me without regard to the way it looks!*
**[15:57] ---**
I don't care what you say!
I'm really going!
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*Unless I get a tearfully passionate
confession of love, I really am going!*
**[16:05] ---**
*President?*
**[16:08] ---**
TEARY-EYED
**[16:11] ---**
I don't want anyone to have you, Kaguya!
**[16:15] ---**
- I don't want you expelled!
- Fujiwa...
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WAAH
**[16:18] ---**
No, no!
**[16:20] ---**
- Don't go away!
- Hey...
**[16:22] ---**
I'm crazy about you!
**[16:23] ---**
- I love you!
- Enough! I won't go, so get off of me!
**[16:28] ---**
*Kaguya lost today's battle.*
**[16:28] ---**
TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
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KAGUYA DEFEATED
**[16:33] ---**
A PASSIONATE LOVE LETTER ARRIVED...
**[16:37] ---**
BY HAYASAKA
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Forget it!
**[16:41] ---**
Why not? Just give me one bite!
**[16:46] ---**
All right, but jeez.
**[16:49] ---**
Here.
**[16:56] ---**
Improper!
**[16:58] ---**
Worth getting that angry about?
**[16:59] ---**
KAGUYA WANTS IT
**[17:00] ---**
They don't have enough self-awareness
**[17:02] ---**
about being students
of traditional Shuchiin Academy.
**[17:04] ---**
Coaxing someone like that in public,
it's despicable!
**[17:08] ---**
It's silly and vulgar!
**[17:12] ---**
That's a mean way to put it.
**[17:15] ---**
President, you brought
your own lunch today?
**[17:17] ---**
Yeah. My grandpa in the country
sent us a lot of vegetables.
**[17:22] ---**
It may not look great,
but I have confidence in the taste.
**[17:23] ---**
*Miyuki, eat it all up!*
**[17:28] ---**
*It was the first time
Kaguya had seen such a lunch.*
**[17:33] ---**
*Kaguya's own lunch was always prepared
by a team of chefs*
**[17:36] ---**
*and delivered to her
during the lunch hour.*
**[17:39] ---**
*Her lunch was nutritionally balanced,
of course,*
**[17:42] ---**
*achieving harmony
with fresh ingredients as the foundation.*
**[17:44] ---**
*That is the lunch that Kaguya knows.*
**[17:48] ---**
*Boiled food! Red wieners! Rolled omelette!*
**[17:50] ---**
*Hamburger! Pickled dried plum! And...*
**[17:52] ---**
SEAWEED EGG
**[17:54] ---**
*seasoning over rice!*
**[17:55] ---**
*All the food one could want
crammed into a box.*
**[17:57] ---**
*Kaguya was blown away by this
free assortment like a child's treasure chest.*
**[18:03] ---**
*Wieners sliced to look
like an octopus! They really exist!*
**[18:07] ---**
*I want to try one, but...*
**[18:10] ---**
*Kaguya's pride wouldn't allow it!*
**[18:11] ---**
Lunch, lunch.
**[18:13] ---**
You brought lunch today?
It looks delicious!
**[18:16] ---**
I know, right? I made it all myself.
**[18:19] ---**
Lucky. Please give me a bite!
**[18:23] ---**
Sure, I don't mind.
**[18:25] ---**
Really?
**[18:27] ---**
I'll give you this hamburger.
**[18:29] ---**
All right!
**[18:29] ---**
*Hey! Miss Fujiwara?*
**[18:33] ---**
DELICIOUS
**[18:36] ---**
*It's out of this world!*
**[18:40] ---**
The piping hot juice that spills
out of a hamburger is delicious,
**[18:45] ---**
but there's something special
about a hamburger
**[18:47] ---**
that's yummy at room temperature
with all of the flavor locked in!
**[18:49] ---**
FLAVOR
**[18:49] ---**
YUMMY
**[18:49] ---**
MEAT JUICES LOCKED IN
**[18:51] ---**
- All right, eat this, too.
- Yay!
**[18:57] ---**
*Miss Fujiwara...*
**[18:58] ---**
*I considered you a friend...*
**[19:02] ---**
*but if your life was in danger tomorrow,
I wouldn't lift a finger to help you.*
**[19:07] ---**
*What's that scornful stare about?*
**[19:12] ---**
You...
**[19:13] ---**
*You think my lunch is that miserable?*
**[19:16] ---**
*Make fun of me?*
**[19:17] ---**
*I'll teach you a lesson!*
**[19:21] ---**
Hot miso soup!
**[19:23] ---**
It's no good if the rice gets cold and hard,
but if you have it with miso soup...
**[19:29] ---**
in that instant,
the two merge into a supreme dish.
**[19:32] ---**
Try it.
**[19:33] ---**
Sure!
**[19:35] ---**
*Hey! Why did you take it
from the part he already ate from?*
**[19:38] ---**
*That's an indirect kiss!*
**[19:40] ---**
*That, too?*
**[19:46] ---**
The rice! The rice is melting in my mouth!
**[19:51] ---**
Yes, just as using cold rice
for cooked rice with green tea
**[19:52] ---**
FROZEN RICE
**[19:53] ---**
DOESN'T STICK TOGETHER
**[19:53] ---**
has been traditional for ages,
**[19:54] ---**
MIX IT WITH SOUP
**[19:55] ---**
there's marvelous compatibility
between warm soup and a cold lunch.
**[19:55] ---**
BREAKS APART
**[19:57] ---**
DELICIOUS!!
**[19:59] ---**
This is delicious!
You're a genius, President!
**[20:02] ---**
Okay, enough praise!
**[20:03] ---**
*How about that, Shinomiya?*
**[20:05] ---**
After all, this isn't secondhand knowledge!
**[20:05] ---**
*I bet you didn't know
how good cold rice could be.*
**[20:07] ---**
It's a discovery based
on experimentation and inspiration!
**[20:09] ---**
*Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya!*
**[20:11] ---**
He's on the level of Newton,
maybe even higher!
**[20:14] ---**
*Kaguya, let's go home together!*
**[20:16] ---**
*I love getting to do a sleepover with you!*
**[20:19] ---**
*It doesn't hurt, but I'm crying!*
**[20:26] ---**
*Goodbye, Miss Fujiwara.
We're no longer friends.*
**[20:31] ---**
*She looks even more contemptuous!*
**[20:33] ---**
*But why?*
**[20:35] ---**
*I see. If that's how you want to play it,
then I have an idea, too.*
**[20:40] ---**
*Just wait until tomorrow.*
**[20:43] ---**
THE NEXT DAY
**[20:48] ---**
A lot of effort was put into this.
**[20:51] ---**
It seems our chef got carried away.
**[20:55] ---**
Huh. It actually looks good.
**[20:58] ---**
*I know it!
Then you're going to ask me, aren't you?*
**[21:01] ---**
*Ask me for a bite.*
**[21:03] ---**
*Then I'll be magnanimous, and...*
**[21:06] ---**
Gimme! Gimme!
**[21:09] ---**
Good grief. Fine, President,
we can exchange lunches.
**[21:12] ---**
*And that's how I'll accept it.*
**[21:14] ---**
*So come over anytime.*
**[21:18] ---**
Why don't we eat, too?
**[21:19] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:23] ---**
Octopus-shaped wieners again today!
**[21:25] ---**
Yep. They're a staple.
**[21:27] ---**
Nice! They're cute and yummy!
Nothing could be better!
**[21:31] ---**
I don't know about that.
**[21:34] ---**
Why not? That's how I think of them!
**[21:39] ---**
All right, all ri...
**[21:40] ---**
President...
**[21:42] ---**
I recall you love oysters.
**[21:46] ---**
*What is this disturbing aura
she's been giving off since yesterday?*
**[21:49] ---**
*Why is she offering me
a meaninglessly high-class dish?*
**[21:52] ---**
*She must be plotting something.
Otherwise...*
**[21:55] ---**
Oh, my.
**[21:57] ---**
How cute.
**[22:00] ---**
*I'll give you this out of charity, President,
since I feel sorry for you.*
**[22:03] ---**
*She feels sorry for me?*
**[22:05] ---**
*Th-This is humiliating!*
**[22:08] ---**
*I can't take it.*
**[22:09] ---**
*I will not take it!*
**[22:11] ---**
I have nothing to give you
in exchange for this high-class dish!
**[22:14] ---**
*I'd be happy with octopus wieners!*
**[22:16] ---**
Kaguya? Doesn't that hurt?
**[22:18] ---**
Is your head okay?
**[22:20] ---**
*Darn it! That sounds like an insult!*
**[22:23] ---**
Anyway, what is that?
**[22:26] ---**
Oh, this?
The president made lunch for me, too.
**[22:31] ---**
There's no difference
in making it for one or two people.
**[22:35] ---**
It's delicious!
**[22:37] ---**
Really? Good to hear.
**[22:40] ---**
Color is important to a lunch box, right?
**[22:42] ---**
That's certainly true.
**[22:42] ---**
*Cattle in human form.*
**[22:44] ---**
*Prideless parasite,
relying on someone else to survive.*
**[22:47] ---**
*All that nutrition to your chest,
nothing for your brain!*
**[22:50] ---**
*Repulsive creature!*
**[22:52] ---**
*I swear I'll never forgive you.*
**[22:55] ---**
*Shinomiya's eyes are like an assassin's!*
**[22:57] ---**
Crap! I have the club meeting today!
I'd better hurry and eat!
**[23:03] ---**
*My octopus-shaped wiener!*
**[23:06] ---**
I'll see you later!
**[23:11] ---**
*What am I doing?*
**[23:15] ---**
*I feel like a fool.*
**[23:19] ---**
Kaguya...
**[23:29] ---**
It's good, right?
**[23:31] ---**
Let's share it!
**[23:38] ---**
Miss Fujiwara...
**[23:40] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[23:42] ---**
I had the wrong idea about you.
**[23:45] ---**
You're definitely a human being.
**[23:46] ---**
What did you think I was before?
**[23:49] ---**
Have confidence.
**[23:50] ---**
TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
**[23:50] ---**
*Today's battle.*
**[23:51] ---**
I've never lacked confidence about that!
**[23:52] ---**
DUE TO SHIROGANE'S ESCAPING,
VICTORY FOR KAGUYA
**[23:55] ---**
*Kaguya won.*
**[24:02] ---**
Good grief.
**[24:04] ---**
What a nuisance the president is.
**[24:07] ---**
After all that preparation,
he still hasn't confessed his love to me.
**[24:12] ---**
Lady Kaguya...
**[24:14] ---**
purely hypothetically,
if you truly fall in love someday,
**[24:18] ---**
would you wait for that person
to confess their love, like now?
**[24:20] ---**
Or would you confess your love?
**[24:22] ---**
*The romantic battle of the brains.*
**[24:24] ---**
*It's a duel between two souls,
with their dignity on the line!*
**[24:28] ---**
If that time comes, I would consider
the risk of someone stealing him first
**[24:32] ---**
and come to the one
rational conclusion.
**[24:35] ---**
Of course I would go.
**[24:37] ---**
I would go.
**[24:39] ---**
*Please.*
**[24:40] ---**
Of course I... Of course.
**[24:43] ---**
*Please understand that she's not
having trouble because of a silly reason*
**[24:48] ---**
*like "Confessing my love
would be too embarrassing"*
**[24:50] ---**
*or "What if he turned me down?"*
**[24:53] ---**
CONFESSION
**[24:55] ---**
Who cares? It doesn't even matter!