E1 - I Want to Make You Invite Me to a Movie - Kaguya Wants You to Stop Her - Kaguya Wants You to Offer Her Food
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CONFESSION
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CONFESSION
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You fall in love with someone...
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P-Please be my girlfriend!
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confess that love...
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and become a couple.
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Everyone would say that's a wonderful thing.
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But they're wrong!
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Even among sweethearts,
there exists a distinct power relationship!
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A side that exploits
and a side that's exploited,
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a side that's devoted,
a side receiving devotion,
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a winner and a loser!
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If you're trying to live a noble life,
then you mustn't become a loser.
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Love is war!
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The person who falls in love loses!
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KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR
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Shuchiin Academy!
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It's a prestigious school
with an ancient and honorable origin,
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founded as a facility
to educate upper-crust children.
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The focus on the nobility is gone,
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but many talented students
born into wealthy, distinguished families
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How do you do?
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and shouldering the future
attend the school.
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How do you do?
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Naturally ordinary people wouldn't be permitted
to lead and bring these students together!
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Everyone, look!
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The Student Council members!
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Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice-president
of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.
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Total assets: 200 trillion yen.
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Her family owns the Shinomiya Group,
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one of the top four financial conglomerates
in Japan, with over 1,000 subsidiaries.
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SHINOMIYA BANK
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Befitting her superior lineage,
she's a talented young woman
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who has attained
splendid achievements in various fields,
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such as traditional performing arts,
music, and martial arts.
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That is Kaguya Shinomiya.
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And the young man Shinomiya supports is...
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Miyuki Shirogane, the president
of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.
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He's wise and intelligent,
strong and silent.
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He scores first place
in the practice exams.
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In contrast to talented Kaguya,
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his devotion to studying
commands awe and fear,
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and because of that exemplary behavior,
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PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL
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he was selected to be
the Student Council president,
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despite being relatively new to the school.
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The weight of a solid gold braided cord
has been passed down
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from president to president
at Shuchiin Academy for 200 years!
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Those two always look so good together.
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There's even a dignity to them!
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Do you think they're dating?
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- Somebody, please ask them!
- I wouldn't dare!
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STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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It would be presumptuous to even get close
to them, let alone ask such a question!
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It seems...
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I WILL MAKE YOU
INVITE ME TO A MOVIE
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there's a rumor going around...
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that we're in a relationship or some such.
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That's normal for their age.
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You should ignore it.
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That's all it is?
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They think Shinomiya and I are dating?
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The fools certainly do enjoy
talking about nonsensical love affairs.
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Although...
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if Shinomiya demanded that I go out with her,
I suppose I would mull it over!
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And I'm certain she has feelings for me.
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Probably just a matter of time.
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She should just take off the mask
of a perfect, pampered young lady
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President, I need to talk to you.
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and make her blushing appeal to me.
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The ignorant children with their common talk.
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Who do they think I am?
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I'm a member of the Shinomiya family,
the heart of this country.
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How did they reach the conclusion
that I would be dating a commoner?
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Well, I suppose there could be
a very slight possibility.
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If he got on his knees and offered up
his body, soul, and hometown,
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I suppose I could train him
to be a man who measures up to me.
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Certainly, there's no man
who doesn't pine for me.
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It's probably just a matter of time.
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While they were engaging
in this kind of thing...
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half a year passed!
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Nothing of note happened during that period.
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By the way, today there were snails
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in the interior of the apple and cherry relief
in the courtyard's water fountain.
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My younger sister once caught a cold
taking a dip in the water fountain,
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even though it was hot outside.
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When you act according to emotions,
nothing good results.
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During this period of nothingness,
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their thoughts shifted from,
"I wouldn't mind dating him/her"
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to "Maybe I'll make him/her
confess his/her love to me."
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Meanwhile, one other person had no idea
that two super high school-level minds
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STEAMED BUN
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were engaged in sophisticated strategizing!
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SHUCHIIN ACADEMY
STUDENT COUNCIL SECRETARY
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That reminds me! Listen to this!
SIGN CHIKA FUJIWARA
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I won a pair of movie tickets, but
my parents won't let me see stuff like that,
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STEAMED BUN
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LOVE REFRAIN
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So are you two interested?
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NOTE: CHEAPSKATE
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Hmm.
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Come to think of it,
I have a rare free weekend.
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So, Shinomiya, why don't we—
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Supposedly there's a jinx.
If a boy and a girl
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go see this movie together,
they'll become a couple.
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How romantic!
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Oh, President.
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Did you just invite me?
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You want to go with me to a movie
in which males and females
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are said to become a couple
if they see it together.
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Oh, dear, that sounds a lot like...
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Like I'm asking her out on a date!
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Shirogane's predicament was,
in romance,
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"The person who falls in love loses"
is the rule!
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As they were both full of pride, neither one
could confess one iota of romantic interest!
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What should I do? It's blatant.
The only thing I can do is smooth it over!
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Why don't we sell the tickets to a scalper?
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Oh, President, I've never seen you
this flustered before.
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How cute.
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This is unacceptable! There is no escape route
on the path that Shirogane conquers!
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You're the one
who's going to run, Shinomiya!
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Yeah, I invited you, Shinomiya.
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I don't care about rumors like that,
but it seems you do.
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Do you want to see this movie with me?
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LOVE REFRAIN
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That moment, Shinomiya thought...
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After indicating the intent to invite me,
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he assigned me the choice
of whether we see the movie or not.
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Well played.
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I could choose to refuse,
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but then all of my preliminary arrangements
up to now would become meaningless.
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WINNER
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I went to all the trouble of fabricating a prize
and putting it in Miss Fujiwara's mailbox.
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All right!
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My plan to aim for one of the president's
rare free days would be for nothing!
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LOVE REFRAIN
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And if I turn him down now,
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the president may never invite me
to anything again!
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From the viewpoint of a young lady, I say no!
And I say no to that kind of choice!
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LOVE REFRAIN
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Yes, well...
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I can't help believing in stories like that.
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So if we are going,
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I'd like you to at least invite me
with more passion.
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MISS INNOCENT
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"Miss Innocent" skill implemented!
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It's a negotiating skill passed on
from father to child in the Shinomiya family.
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It's said this calculated expression and voice
even make the gods' hearts beat faster.
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In truth, Shirogane's thoughts
were also in disarray.
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Well, I guess it's the man's duty
to ask a woman out.
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That thought crossed his mind!
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Of course, Shinomiya didn't
let that chance go by!
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She pursued without a moment's delay!
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LOVE REFRAIN
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I'm at the age where I'd like to try
a little romance, too.
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This battle of thoughts
seemed to be like a chess problem.
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Shinomiya cornered Shirogane, who searched
for an opportunity to turn it around.
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The brains of these prodigies
raced two steps ahead,
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clashing with each other as wheels
turned faster than any ordinary mind!
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Kaguya strengthened her defense.
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Shirogane tried to break through!
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They both constructed a theory
leading to a conclusion!
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The one who completed the theory first
would be the winner!
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If you don't like love stories,
you can also use the tickets...
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to go see the movie,
"The Birdie from Tottori."
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“The Birdie...
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...from Tottori”?
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Chaos theory.
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Secretary Fujiwara's casual remark
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added an element of chaos
into the theories that were all but completed!
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It was only one element, but like the Big Bang,
the chaos increased the possibilities.
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In order to process
the vastly expanded choices,
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Um, is something wrong?
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the wheels in their brains spun even faster,
going beyond their limits!
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As a result, their brains
craved a great deal of sugar!
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SUGAR
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The only sugar in the Student Council office
was in a single steamed bun!
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Thus, whoever obtained the steamed bun
would be the winner!
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Afternoon classes are about to start.
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Well, see you again after school.
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It was a sophisticated
romantic battle of the brains,
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with the ingenuity and pride
of these two geniuses on the line.
SIGN TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
SIGN BOTH SIDES DEFEATED
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I repeat, it was a sophisticated
romantic battle of the brains,
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with the ingenuity and pride
of these two geniuses on the line!
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Huh?
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KAGUYA WANTS
TO BE STOPPED
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Oh.
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Oh dear, huh?
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A love letter?
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Yes.
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He was very passionate,
even asking me out to dinner.
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In other words, he invited you out on a date?
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A love letter to Shinomiya?
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Some men really are fools for love.
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We're talking about Shinomiya
who usually passes the time looking at me.
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Does this fellow know, next to me,
any other male in the vicinity
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would only register
as a talking weed?
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MR. WEED
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Hello!
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There's no way Shinomiya would accept.
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Do you intend to go on the date?
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Of course.
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Crack!
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You've lost your mind, Shinomiya!
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Blindly accepting an invitation
from someone you've never met!
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He's someone who mustered the courage
to write me an enthusiastic love letter.
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I'm sure I'll fall for him.
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Ridiculous!
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You think I'll just let this happen?
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Somehow, I have to stop Shinomiya!
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Don't go on a date with any man but me!
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What's that?
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Oh, my. Do you find the prospect of another
person taking me away really that unpleasant?
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How cute.
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This is as good as a confession of love!
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It's like I'm saying,
"Shinomiya, I love you!"
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I have to...
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I have to avoid that at all costs!
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Kaguya, are you really going?
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Yes.
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I'm really looking forward to it.
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At first glance, it seems Kaguya is thinking
only romantically, without any principles.
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As if I would really go.
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Are there just flowers in her head
instead of a brain?
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Of course it's a bluff!
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If he wants to invite me out on a date,
he'd better start by offering me a country
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and then be worthy of my consideration.
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Like I would just go out with him
as an act of charity?
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Shinomiya had no intentions
of going on a date with a talking weed.
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After all, it was only a strategy
to get Shirogane to stop her.
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A romantic battle of the brains!
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As they were both full of pride,
neither one could confess romantic interest!
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The only thing to do
was use resourcefulness and skill
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to make the other person
confess their love!
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Is there no way I can naturally
keep her from going? Think!
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Intelligence put to the test!
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It's pointless.
Until the president bows his head
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and honestly begs me not to go,
I refuse to cancel.
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A clever scheme!
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That's the romantic battle of the brains!
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The ongoing duel between them!
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Shinomiya...
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as the president of Student Council,
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I can't endorse
illicit activities with the opposite sex.
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The ace up his sleeve.
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An ingenious approach.
Giving his opinion not as himself,
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but as the president of Student Council,
doesn't do him any damage.
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That's an exaggeration.
We're just going out for dinner.
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Our teacher will be the judge of that.
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Suspension from school is very possible.
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If you insist on going, well...
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TATTLE TO THE TEACHER!
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I'll run it by the teacher!
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Tattling to the teacher!
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It's tremendously effective,
but it's a risky choice,
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Naughty, naughty!
We're gonna tell the teacher!
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since the person who uses it
is likely to be labeled a coward.
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But for Shirogane, preventing Shinomiya's
date was more important than his honor.
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That determination had an effect on Kaguya.
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I didn't think the president would use
a forbidden move like that.
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GRRR...
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But I'm going to stick to my guns!
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I don't mind.
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If it's true love,
I'm prepared to even accept expulsion.
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E-Expulsion?
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I'm prepared to offer my body and soul
for true love.
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Body and soul?
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Shirogane takes major damage!
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Th...
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That's ridiculous!
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No, it's not!
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He's conveyed his ardent love for me.
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Wouldn't it be dishonorable of me
not to be prepared for expulsion?
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S-Stop being silly!
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Then maybe I should confess my love!
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For the sake of argument...
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Just for argument,
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would you be able to forget
about this boy then?
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There...
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There's a possibility.
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Could something so easily swayed
be true love?
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If being wooed by another man
can make you forget him,
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then there's no way it's true love!
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I just said there's a possibility!
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I see, I see. Then it's true love.
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If you're worried about me, you should
stop me without regard to the way it looks!
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I don't care what you say!
I'm really going!
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Unless I get a tearfully passionate
confession of love, I really am going!
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President?
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TEARY-EYED
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I don't want anyone to have you, Kaguya!
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- I don't want you expelled!
- Fujiwa...
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WAAH
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No, no!
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- Don't go away!
- Hey...
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I'm crazy about you!
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- I love you!
- Enough! I won't go, so get off of me!
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Kaguya lost today's battle.
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TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
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KAGUYA DEFEATED
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A PASSIONATE LOVE LETTER ARRIVED...
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BY HAYASAKA
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Forget it!
[16:41] ---
Why not? Just give me one bite!
[16:46] ---
All right, but jeez.
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Here.
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Improper!
[16:58] ---
Worth getting that angry about?
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KAGUYA WANTS IT
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They don't have enough self-awareness
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about being students
of traditional Shuchiin Academy.
[17:04] ---
Coaxing someone like that in public,
it's despicable!
[17:08] ---
It's silly and vulgar!
[17:12] ---
That's a mean way to put it.
[17:15] ---
President, you brought
your own lunch today?
[17:17] ---
Yeah. My grandpa in the country
sent us a lot of vegetables.
[17:22] ---
It may not look great,
but I have confidence in the taste.
[17:23] ---
Miyuki, eat it all up!
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It was the first time
Kaguya had seen such a lunch.
[17:33] ---
Kaguya's own lunch was always prepared
by a team of chefs
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and delivered to her
during the lunch hour.
[17:39] ---
Her lunch was nutritionally balanced,
of course,
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achieving harmony
with fresh ingredients as the foundation.
[17:44] ---
That is the lunch that Kaguya knows.
[17:48] ---
Boiled food! Red wieners! Rolled omelette!
[17:50] ---
Hamburger! Pickled dried plum! And...
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SEAWEED EGG
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seasoning over rice!
[17:55] ---
All the food one could want
crammed into a box.
[17:57] ---
Kaguya was blown away by this
free assortment like a child's treasure chest.
[18:03] ---
Wieners sliced to look
like an octopus! They really exist!
[18:07] ---
I want to try one, but...
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Kaguya's pride wouldn't allow it!
[18:11] ---
Lunch, lunch.
[18:13] ---
You brought lunch today?
It looks delicious!
[18:16] ---
I know, right? I made it all myself.
[18:19] ---
Lucky. Please give me a bite!
[18:23] ---
Sure, I don't mind.
[18:25] ---
Really?
[18:27] ---
I'll give you this hamburger.
[18:29] ---
All right!
[18:29] ---
Hey! Miss Fujiwara?
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DELICIOUS
[18:36] ---
It's out of this world!
[18:40] ---
The piping hot juice that spills
out of a hamburger is delicious,
[18:45] ---
but there's something special
about a hamburger
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that's yummy at room temperature
with all of the flavor locked in!
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FLAVOR
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YUMMY
[18:49] ---
MEAT JUICES LOCKED IN
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- All right, eat this, too.
- Yay!
[18:57] ---
Miss Fujiwara...
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I considered you a friend...
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but if your life was in danger tomorrow,
I wouldn't lift a finger to help you.
[19:07] ---
What's that scornful stare about?
[19:12] ---
You...
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You think my lunch is that miserable?
[19:16] ---
Make fun of me?
[19:17] ---
I'll teach you a lesson!
[19:21] ---
Hot miso soup!
[19:23] ---
It's no good if the rice gets cold and hard,
but if you have it with miso soup...
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in that instant,
the two merge into a supreme dish.
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Try it.
[19:33] ---
Sure!
[19:35] ---
Hey! Why did you take it
from the part he already ate from?
[19:38] ---
That's an indirect kiss!
[19:40] ---
That, too?
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The rice! The rice is melting in my mouth!
[19:51] ---
Yes, just as using cold rice
for cooked rice with green tea
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FROZEN RICE
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DOESN'T STICK TOGETHER
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has been traditional for ages,
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MIX IT WITH SOUP
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there's marvelous compatibility
between warm soup and a cold lunch.
[19:55] ---
BREAKS APART
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DELICIOUS!!
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This is delicious!
You're a genius, President!
[20:02] ---
Okay, enough praise!
[20:03] ---
How about that, Shinomiya?
[20:05] ---
After all, this isn't secondhand knowledge!
[20:05] ---
I bet you didn't know
how good cold rice could be.
[20:07] ---
It's a discovery based
on experimentation and inspiration!
[20:09] ---
Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya!
[20:11] ---
He's on the level of Newton,
maybe even higher!
[20:14] ---
Kaguya, let's go home together!
[20:16] ---
I love getting to do a sleepover with you!
[20:19] ---
It doesn't hurt, but I'm crying!
[20:26] ---
Goodbye, Miss Fujiwara.
We're no longer friends.
[20:31] ---
She looks even more contemptuous!
[20:33] ---
But why?
[20:35] ---
I see. If that's how you want to play it,
then I have an idea, too.
[20:40] ---
Just wait until tomorrow.
[20:43] ---
THE NEXT DAY
[20:48] ---
A lot of effort was put into this.
[20:51] ---
It seems our chef got carried away.
[20:55] ---
Huh. It actually looks good.
[20:58] ---
I know it!
Then you're going to ask me, aren't you?
[21:01] ---
Ask me for a bite.
[21:03] ---
Then I'll be magnanimous, and...
[21:06] ---
Gimme! Gimme!
[21:09] ---
Good grief. Fine, President,
we can exchange lunches.
[21:12] ---
And that's how I'll accept it.
[21:14] ---
So come over anytime.
[21:18] ---
Why don't we eat, too?
[21:19] ---
Yeah!
[21:23] ---
Octopus-shaped wieners again today!
[21:25] ---
Yep. They're a staple.
[21:27] ---
Nice! They're cute and yummy!
Nothing could be better!
[21:31] ---
I don't know about that.
[21:34] ---
Why not? That's how I think of them!
[21:39] ---
All right, all ri...
[21:40] ---
President...
[21:42] ---
I recall you love oysters.
[21:46] ---
What is this disturbing aura
she's been giving off since yesterday?
[21:49] ---
Why is she offering me
a meaninglessly high-class dish?
[21:52] ---
She must be plotting something.
Otherwise...
[21:55] ---
Oh, my.
[21:57] ---
How cute.
[22:00] ---
I'll give you this out of charity, President,
since I feel sorry for you.
[22:03] ---
She feels sorry for me?
[22:05] ---
Th-This is humiliating!
[22:08] ---
I can't take it.
[22:09] ---
I will not take it!
[22:11] ---
I have nothing to give you
in exchange for this high-class dish!
[22:14] ---
I'd be happy with octopus wieners!
[22:16] ---
Kaguya? Doesn't that hurt?
[22:18] ---
Is your head okay?
[22:20] ---
Darn it! That sounds like an insult!
[22:23] ---
Anyway, what is that?
[22:26] ---
Oh, this?
The president made lunch for me, too.
[22:31] ---
There's no difference
in making it for one or two people.
[22:35] ---
It's delicious!
[22:37] ---
Really? Good to hear.
[22:40] ---
Color is important to a lunch box, right?
[22:42] ---
That's certainly true.
[22:42] ---
Cattle in human form.
[22:44] ---
Prideless parasite,
relying on someone else to survive.
[22:47] ---
All that nutrition to your chest,
nothing for your brain!
[22:50] ---
Repulsive creature!
[22:52] ---
I swear I'll never forgive you.
[22:55] ---
Shinomiya's eyes are like an assassin's!
[22:57] ---
Crap! I have the club meeting today!
I'd better hurry and eat!
[23:03] ---
My octopus-shaped wiener!
[23:06] ---
I'll see you later!
[23:11] ---
What am I doing?
[23:15] ---
I feel like a fool.
[23:19] ---
Kaguya...
[23:29] ---
It's good, right?
[23:31] ---
Let's share it!
[23:38] ---
Miss Fujiwara...
[23:40] ---
I'm sorry.
[23:42] ---
I had the wrong idea about you.
[23:45] ---
You're definitely a human being.
[23:46] ---
What did you think I was before?
[23:49] ---
Have confidence.
[23:50] ---
TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT
[23:50] ---
Today's battle.
[23:51] ---
I've never lacked confidence about that!
[23:52] ---
DUE TO SHIROGANE'S ESCAPING,
VICTORY FOR KAGUYA
[23:55] ---
Kaguya won.
[24:02] ---
Good grief.
[24:04] ---
What a nuisance the president is.
[24:07] ---
After all that preparation,
he still hasn't confessed his love to me.
[24:12] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[24:14] ---
purely hypothetically,
if you truly fall in love someday,
[24:18] ---
would you wait for that person
to confess their love, like now?
[24:20] ---
Or would you confess your love?
[24:22] ---
The romantic battle of the brains.
[24:24] ---
It's a duel between two souls,
with their dignity on the line!
[24:28] ---
If that time comes, I would consider
the risk of someone stealing him first
[24:32] ---
and come to the one
rational conclusion.
[24:35] ---
Of course I would go.
[24:37] ---
I would go.
[24:39] ---
Please.
[24:40] ---
Of course I... Of course.
[24:43] ---
Please understand that she's not
having trouble because of a silly reason
[24:48] ---
like "Confessing my love
would be too embarrassing"
[24:50] ---
or "What if he turned me down?"
[24:53] ---
CONFESSION
[24:55] ---
Who cares? It doesn't even matter!