# E6 - I Don't Want to Make Miko Iino Smile
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU03QP9/i-dont-want-to-make-miko-iino-smile--i-want-to-make-miko-iino-smile--kaguya-isnt-getting-called)
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**[01:30] ---**
"ELECTION COMMISSION"
**[01:32] ---**
I have a favor to ask you.
**[01:36] ---**
I want you to beat Miko lino
in today's election by a landslide.
**[01:39] ---**
Why are you so serious?
**[01:41] ---**
Polling shows we've got
almost 90% of the vote locked down,
**[01:43] ---**
"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE
MIKO IINO SMILE"
**[01:45] ---**
so I don't think
there's any need to worry.
**[01:48] ---**
Do they have some kind of ace up their sleeve?
**[01:51] ---**
No, they don't.
**[01:53] ---**
I'm sure we'll win today's election.
**[01:56] ---**
But even so, we should be able
to make it a decisive win.
**[02:00] ---**
Is there something
between you and Miko lino?
**[02:09] ---**
Miko, what are you doing?
**[02:12] ---**
I heard writing the character for a person on your
palm and then swallowing it calms the nerves.
**[02:16] ---**
Want to try together?
**[02:18] ---**
Swallow a person...
**[02:23] ---**
I can't.
**[02:24] ---**
Why not?
**[02:26] ---**
It's like I have empathy for this person.
**[02:29] ---**
I would feel guilty swallowing him.
**[02:31] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[02:32] ---**
When I think that he may have
parents and a family...
**[02:35] ---**
He doesn't.
**[02:36] ---**
Then, he's all alone.
**[02:38] ---**
That's wrong, too.
**[02:39] ---**
I'm going to name this person Yusaku.
**[02:41] ---**
What's the point of making it
even tougher for yourself to swallow him?
**[02:44] ---**
Please get ready!
**[02:47] ---**
Okay!
**[02:56] ---**
D-Do your best.
**[03:00] ---**
Yusaku...
**[03:07] ---**
Miko lino is a very honest girl.
**[03:11] ---**
She's a girl who is sensitive, pure...
**[03:13] ---**
...and more just than anyone I know.
**[03:17] ---**
I think many of you already know
**[03:18] ---**
how earnest she is through her work
as a member of the Public Morals Committee.
**[03:22] ---**
She was a member of that committee
all through middle school,
**[03:24] ---**
working hard for the sake
of the academy and her fellow students.
**[03:28] ---**
At the same time,
**[03:29] ---**
she was devoted to her studies
and was the highest-ranked student...
**[03:29] ---**
There's no hesitation.
**[03:30] ---**
She must have practiced a lot.
**[03:33] ---**
But...
**[03:34] ---**
...people here aren't really paying attention.
**[03:37] ---**
Maybe half of the students here
are actually listening.
**[03:40] ---**
So, please vote for Miko lino.
**[03:45] ---**
Thank you for listening.
**[03:48] ---**
And now, let's hear from a supporter
for Mr. Shirogane, Ms. Shinomiya.
**[03:54] ---**
Kaguya!
**[03:55] ---**
She's so honorable!
**[04:14] ---**
My name is Kaguya Shinomiya,
and I'm here to present a speech
**[04:17] ---**
in support of presidential candidate
Miyuki Shirogane. Hello.
**[04:20] ---**
As you all know, I served as the former
vice president of the student council.
**[04:21] ---**
She did that mic feedback thing on purpose.
**[04:24] ---**
She did it to command everyone's attention,
even the teachers.
**[04:27] ---**
I'd like to think I have a better grasp
of what the student council is than anyone.
**[04:32] ---**
The operating costs for the school's
student council is provided by contributions,
**[04:36] ---**
so the money at our disposal
cannot be used in an immature way.
***SIGN*** "FORMER STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
**[04:41] ---**
Safe, sound and effective management
of the funds is essential.
**[04:44] ---**
As this data indicates,
our previous student council,
**[04:47] ---**
under the leadership
of President Miyuki Shirogane,
**[04:49] ---**
was able to accomplish
all of this, I'm proud to say.
**[04:52] ---**
That's true. They do have actual results.
**[04:53] ---**
He revised club activity budgets,
**[04:55] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:56] ---**
was in charge
of the school festival operating budget,
**[04:57] ---**
But Shirogane just started here
from high school--
**[04:58] ---**
and increased the number of vending machines.
**[04:58] ---**
No talking.
**[05:01] ---**
President Shirogane always considered
**[05:02] ---**
how he could improve the quality of our
student lives here and then took action.
**[05:04] ---**
Just before, Fujiwara led a teacher
over by an anti-Shirogane section.
**[05:05] ---**
That stance will remain unchanging for a second term.
**[05:09] ---**
We can't put anything past them.
**[05:10] ---**
Finally...
**[05:11] ---**
I would like to explain our forthcoming
club policies with video footage.
**[05:16] ---**
"STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT MIYUKI SHIROGANE
PROJECTED STUDENT COUNCIL OPERATIONS"
**[05:16] ---**
We're going to let the destination
of the class trip
**[05:18] ---**
be guided by the results
of a survey given to students.
**[05:22] ---**
I wanna go to Bali!
**[05:23] ---**
I say Egypt!
**[05:24] ---**
"SHUCHIIN ACADEMY FESTIVAL"
**[05:24] ---**
And then, our hearts will become one.
**[05:25] ---**
"HOUSHIN FESTIVAL"
**[05:32] ---**
"EBISU ACADEMICS AND SPORTS"
**[05:32] ---**
On top of that, he arranged
**[05:35] ---**
for that charismatic teacher from last year
to come back this season for a special class.
**[05:39] ---**
This promotional video
is full of shameless baloney.
**[05:40] ---**
"ERINA EYATE"
**[05:43] ---**
Ishigami...
**[05:46] ---**
They're eating it up.
**[05:48] ---**
We're just presenting an approximation
of your accomplishments, President.
**[05:52] ---**
The important thing is having a list
of things and how they're presented.
**[05:55] ---**
Still, I'm surprised you put
so much effort into this, Ishigami.
**[06:00] ---**
It's like I said.
**[06:02] ---**
I want to beat Miko lino in a landslide.
**[06:05] ---**
That is all.
**[06:07] ---**
Thank you for your attention.
**[06:10] ---**
Please vote for Miyuki Shirogane.
**[06:15] ---**
That was powerful.
**[06:17] ---**
She just exudes unshakeable strength.
**[06:20] ---**
Miko has just as many accomplishments.
**[06:22] ---**
But...
**[06:24] ---**
Next, let's hear from the candidate, Miko lino.
**[06:40] ---**
My name is...
**[06:42] ---**
What'd she say?
**[06:43] ---**
Mic trouble?
**[06:44] ---**
We can't hear you!
**[06:46] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[06:48] ---**
I'm Miko lino.
**[06:53] ---**
Is she nervous?
**[06:56] ---**
Again?
**[07:03] ---**
This is the usual pattern.
**[07:06] ---**
This is the reason Miko lino doesn't win.
**[07:09] ---**
She was never good
in front of a crowd,
**[07:11] ---**
but every time she loses
an election, it gets worse.
**[07:16] ---**
It's laughable.
**[07:19] ---**
Top of the class, by the book,
serious to a fault.
**[07:23] ---**
Normally, she's a self-important,
authoritarian pain in the ass,
**[07:26] ---**
so it's all the more potent
when she exposes herself to ridicule like this.
**[07:30] ---**
You can't expect people who are annoyed
by her on the daily not to laugh.
**[07:34] ---**
"TAP TAP"
**[07:36] ---**
I have plenty of reasons
to resent her myself.
**[07:37] ---**
"SCRUB SCRUB"
**[07:40] ---**
"FWISH!!"
**[07:43] ---**
"POURING WATER"
***SIGN*** "CHUCKLE CHUCKLE" "HEH HEH"
***SIGN*** "PLEASE VOTE FOR ME THIS TIME FOR SURE"
***SIGN*** "WOW"
***SIGN*** "HAHAHAHA"
**[07:49] ---**
But...
**[07:50] ---**
But it pisses me off...
**[07:53] ---**
...when someone who's trying so hard
gets laughed at.
**[07:56] ---**
So...
**[07:57] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[08:01] ---**
You want us to win in a way that won't make
Miko lino a laughingstock, right?
**[08:14] ---**
No one's home, Miko?
**[08:17] ---**
No.
**[08:18] ---**
My mom is distributing vaccines
to a hot spot,
**[08:21] ---**
and my dad has to work late
at the courthouse.
**[08:24] ---**
Both of their jobs are very important.
**[08:28] ---**
But don't you get lonely
being the only one at home?
**[08:31] ---**
I do.
**[08:33] ---**
I wouldn't be able to take it.
**[08:36] ---**
It's not my mom and dad's fault.
**[08:39] ---**
It's just that the world
is full of bad people...
**[08:42] ---**
...which makes them so busy
that they can't come home much.
**[08:47] ---**
If only people would follow the rules...
**[08:51] ---**
Miko is a very serious person.
**[08:54] ---**
She always comes to class
early in the morning...
**[08:57] ---**
...to feed the fish and change
the water for the flowers.
**[09:01] ---**
She always does what the teacher says
and always has the highest grade.
**[09:07] ---**
Everyone!
**[09:08] ---**
It was only natural when she ran for
student council president in elementary school.
**[09:13] ---**
Stop bringing things to school
that have nothing to do with our studies!
***SIGN*** "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTED: MAKOTO TADA MOMOKO ADACHI MIKO IINO"
**[09:17] ---**
Miko loves doing what's right.
**[09:21] ---**
But to elementary school students
who just want to have fun,
**[09:24] ---**
doing what's right is seen as an enemy
that infringes on their freedom.
**[09:29] ---**
In middle school,
we joined the Public Morals Committee.
**[09:33] ---**
Miko didn't hesitate
to crack down on upperclassmen
**[09:36] ---**
even if they were scary or popular.
**[09:39] ---**
A lot of people didn't appreciate that.
***SIGN*** "ELECTED: KAZUO AIDA SAORI NONAKA JUNPEI MACHIDA MIKO IINO"
**[09:44] ---**
Some of them were malicious.
**[09:46] ---**
Miko didn't care.
She didn't even look disappointed.
**[09:50] ---**
Or at least that's probably
what other people thought.
**[09:53] ---**
But they were wrong.
**[09:56] ---**
Miko would cry
where nobody else could see her.
**[09:59] ---**
The truth is she was scared
**[10:01] ---**
and would get hurt like anybody else
when people were mean to her.
**[10:05] ---**
Miko...
**[10:08] ---**
Miko was just serious. She wasn't strong.
**[10:11] ---**
But no one got that.
**[10:15] ---**
Miko just wants to do the right thing.
**[10:18] ---**
Why do they look at her like that?
**[10:22] ---**
Anybody would be scared
if people stared at them like that.
**[10:38] ---**
That's enough. You're just wasting time.
**[10:42] ---**
N-Not yet...
**[10:44] ---**
Do you really think you'll get any votes
**[10:46] ---**
with ridiculous campaign promises
like this, Miko lino?
**[10:50] ---**
Ridiculous?
**[10:53] ---**
Yes, ridiculous.
**[10:54] ---**
Mandatory shaved heads
in this day and age?
**[10:56] ---**
No one will go along with that.
**[10:58] ---**
B-But... th-that's...
**[11:04] ---**
If you object, look me in the eye
and tell me straight out.
**[11:07] ---**
I-I...
**[11:11] ---**
What I'm trying to say is...
**[11:19] ---**
Go ahead.
**[11:23] ---**
Jeez.
**[11:25] ---**
She would've self-destructed
if he'd just left well enough alone.
**[11:29] ---**
My...
**[11:30] ---**
My campaign promises
aren't ridiculous at all!
**[11:37] ---**
Are you listening?
**[11:39] ---**
This is a survey of the brand images
of well-known high schools!
**[11:42] ---**
The strength of Shuchiin's brand
has been declining with each passing year!
**[11:47] ---**
Oh, and you've pinpointed the cause?
**[11:49] ---**
There are a number of reasons,
**[11:51] ---**
but one is a strong impression
that the students here have loose morals!
**[11:54] ---**
The general public sees us
as "spoiled brats with good grades"!
**[11:58] ---**
That's what they think of us!
**[12:01] ---**
Miko is saying what she wants to say
without any trouble?
**[12:01] ---**
And not only that,
**[12:03] ---**
lately, we haven't been able to get cooperation
from any community organizations for our events!
**[12:07] ---**
Cooperation from community organizations?
**[12:08] ---**
I see!
**[12:09] ---**
Be more specific.
**[12:09] ---**
It's because she's only focusing on Shirogane!
**[12:11] ---**
For example, the campfire
at the school festival!
**[12:13] ---**
After our students made a nuisance
of themselves by staying out late and littering,
**[12:16] ---**
the neighborhood association stopped
granting permission for nighttime activities!
**[12:20] ---**
That's one problem caused by lax morals!
**[12:23] ---**
Our local bad reputation corresponds
with this period of relaxed school regulations.
**[12:26] ---**
Rules give rise to morals!
**[12:29] ---**
But making all the boys shave their heads
because of that is going too far!
**[12:33] ---**
Shaved heads are cool!
**[12:35] ---**
That uniformity is stylish!
Big round heads make my heart beat fast!
**[12:39] ---**
I don't care about your fetish!
**[12:41] ---**
In this information society, you never know
what trivial problem will ruin a brand!
**[12:46] ---**
In order to preserve Shuchiin's brand,
even after we become members of society,
**[12:51] ---**
we need to reform the school's image
into a "Moral Shuchiin"!
**[13:02] ---**
Where's the data showing
that shaving your head is effective?
**[13:04] ---**
There is a precedent
that showed a decrease in tardiness!
**[13:07] ---**
The reason was it took less time for the boys
to fix their hair in the morning!
**[13:11] ---**
I don't accept that alone as validity!
**[13:14] ---**
In this modern world
which esteems diversity,
**[13:15] ---**
it would be difficult
to enforce mandatory head-shaving!
**[13:17] ---**
Diversity?
**[13:19] ---**
Would you really lose diversity
over a haircut?
**[13:23] ---**
It wouldn't be lost but stolen.
**[13:27] ---**
Although respecting the individual
without destroying the model would be the ideal.
**[13:32] ---**
To cultivate everyone's individuality,
Shuchiin supports a variety of clubs.
**[13:37] ---**
The ideal can be realized!
**[13:39] ---**
Their debate has been going on
for more than half an hour now,
**[13:43] ---**
but no one is in the mood to stop them.
***SIGN*** "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTION RESULTS MIYUKI SHIROGANE MIKO IINO"
**[13:49] ---**
Well, she lost the election, but...
**[13:52] ---**
"SHOCK"
**[13:56] ---**
Miko...
**[13:57] ---**
Hey, lino...
**[14:06] ---**
That was so close! I voted for you!
**[14:09] ---**
You were so cool,
holding your ground against President!
**[14:12] ---**
I was moved!
**[14:14] ---**
Me, too!
**[14:15] ---**
There's always next year! Focus on that!
**[14:17] ---**
I never knew you thought
so much about the academy, lino!
**[14:20] ---**
We have "♪rubbingshavedhead"
trending on Instagram!
**[14:28] ---**
If only you hadn't been up against Shirogane...
**[14:32] ---**
Miko!
**[14:34] ---**
Good for you! Good for you!
**[14:37] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[14:42] ---**
Jeez!
**[14:44] ---**
Don't be so reckless again!
It's bad for the heart!
**[14:47] ---**
What happened to Shinomiya?
**[14:50] ---**
She got a stomachache so bad
that she couldn't stand!
**[14:52] ---**
Thanks to a certain someone!
**[14:54] ---**
You mean it's my fault?
**[14:58] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[15:00] ---**
we need someone for the financial audit
and be in charge of general affairs.
**[15:03] ---**
That's right.
**[15:05] ---**
Wait a second.
**[15:08] ---**
What are you thinking?
**[15:08] ---**
"I WANT TO MAKE MIKO IINO SMILE"
**[15:14] ---**
Shirogane was nervous when his margin
of victory was narrower than he predicted.
**[15:14] ---**
"280 VOTES 320 VOTES"
**[15:15] ---**
"SO CLOSE"
**[15:18] ---**
So close!
***SIGN*** "STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ELECTION RESULTS MIYUKI SHIROGANE MIKO IINO"
**[15:20] ---**
He did it!
**[15:21] ---**
Kaguya, he's the president again!
**[15:25] ---**
When he went on stage earlier,
I thought I'd get an ulcer, but...
***SIGN*** "PAIN PAIN"
**[15:26] ---**
"KAGUYA ISN'T GETTING CALLED"
**[15:29] ---**
I wasn't particularly worried.
**[15:32] ---**
Maybe that's true,
**[15:34] ---**
but let's see a little genuine happiness!
**[15:40] ---**
Lady Kaguya...
**[15:46] ---**
There, there. It's okay.
**[15:49] ---**
You really were nervous, huh? Poor thing.
**[15:53] ---**
That's not it.
**[15:55] ---**
I know you haven't been sleeping well
these past few nights.
**[16:00] ---**
You worked so hard.
**[16:03] ---**
So, now you can lean on me
as long as you like--
**[16:03] ---**
Kaguya!
**[16:07] ---**
K-Kaguya?
**[16:09] ---**
Is it your stomach?
Is your stomach acting up on you?
**[16:15] ---**
This was the result
of fair and square fight.
**[16:17] ---**
So, don't hold a grudge against me.
**[16:19] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[16:20] ---**
If you hadn't interrupted me then, President,
**[16:24] ---**
I wouldn't have been able to get out
anything that I wanted to say.
**[16:27] ---**
I can't thank you enough.
**[16:30] ---**
But...
**[16:32] ---**
...that doesn't look like a grateful face.
**[16:34] ---**
She's grateful, but frustrated, too.
**[16:35] ---**
"HMPH..."
**[16:38] ---**
Well, that aside,
**[16:40] ---**
would you two be interested
in joining the student council?
**[16:45] ---**
If you still plan to run for president,
**[16:48] ---**
it would be a good idea
to get hands-on experience.
**[16:50] ---**
So, if that's the case, then...
**[16:52] ---**
Not for me.
**[16:54] ---**
To be honest, I'm not interested
in the student council.
**[16:57] ---**
Really?
**[16:58] ---**
I just wanted to support Miko.
**[17:01] ---**
Of course, I won't insist or anything.
**[17:05] ---**
How about you, Miko?
**[17:08] ---**
Nobody has ever invited me
to join the student council before.
**[17:15] ---**
Please give me a little time to think about it.
**[17:18] ---**
Okay.
**[17:19] ---**
If you decide to do it,
come to the student council room tomorrow.
**[17:22] ---**
You'll be welcome there.
**[17:28] ---**
By the way,
**[17:29] ---**
you've got two people fidgeting behind you.
**[17:33] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[17:34] ---**
N-No. Um...
**[17:35] ---**
"FIDGET FIDGET"
**[17:37] ---**
We were wondering about the other positions.
**[17:40] ---**
I mean...
**[17:42] ---**
Uh...
**[17:43] ---**
We're nervous
that you won't choose us again.
**[17:46] ---**
Since we both have
dysfunctional personalities.
**[17:49] ---**
"STRONG AGREEMENT!!"
**[17:49] ---**
I agree!
**[17:50] ---**
What on earth are you talking about,
Secretary Fujiwara?
**[17:54] ---**
You, too, Treasurer Ishigami.
**[17:56] ---**
Our first job as the new student council...
**[17:59] ---**
...is putting away the chairs in the gym.
**[18:05] ---**
Right!
**[18:05] ---**
Right!
**[18:13] ---**
Why hasn't President come to check on me?
**[18:18] ---**
When he heard that I'd fainted,
**[18:19] ---**
shouldn't he have dropped everything
and come running to take care of me?
**[18:22] ---**
Well, President's first job
is cleaning up after the election.
**[18:28] ---**
Maybe President doesn't intend to let me
be a part of the student council!
**[18:29] ---**
"TEARY-EYED..."
**[18:32] ---**
I swear, your mental state
holds sway over your physical condition.
**[18:36] ---**
What are you so nervous about?
**[18:38] ---**
After all, you know my personality.
**[18:41] ---**
Maybe President realized I had a hand
in the other candidate dropping out.
**[18:47] ---**
And that I pestered several clubs
into voting for him.
**[18:51] ---**
He may even know that the members
of the election committee are my puppets!
**[18:53] ---**
"SOB SOB"
**[18:55] ---**
You did all that?
**[18:57] ---**
I mean, he only ran
because I asked him to!
**[19:01] ---**
I made up my mind to do everything
I could to get him reelected.
**[19:05] ---**
That's only logical, right?
**[19:08] ---**
Well, if the end result
of doing all of that stuff is paranoia,
**[19:11] ---**
I don't know what to say.
**[19:14] ---**
In the end, I'm just a horrible girl
who relied on foul play.
**[19:17] ---**
I can't blame him if he doesn't want me
on the student council.
**[19:20] ---**
But of course I can blame him!
I can't stand it!
**[19:23] ---**
In the first place, it's like he threw the votes
we scrounged up out the window!
**[19:27] ---**
It's as much as to say
that he didn't care about all my hard work!
**[19:31] ---**
Jeez!
**[19:33] ---**
He's like a typical worthless husband whose
wife works hard at a part-time job every night,
**[19:36] ---**
but he just takes her money and uses it
for drinking, gambling and prostitutes!
**[19:39] ---**
And he calls me his wife?
**[19:43] ---**
It's okay.
**[19:44] ---**
He wouldn't have you do his speech
**[19:46] ---**
if he didn't mean for you
to be a part of the student council.
**[19:48] ---**
Women like me get used all the time!
Used up and then discarded! Beyond cruel!
**[19:53] ---**
Anxious one second, furious the next.
**[19:55] ---**
You're hopeless.
**[19:56] ---**
I thought President liked me.
**[20:01] ---**
I thought he was nice to me
because I was special to him.
**[20:04] ---**
But he's nice to everyone.
**[20:08] ---**
He'll lend a helping aid to anyone.
**[20:11] ---**
I was never special.
**[20:18] ---**
If you have that much you want to say,
go ahead and say it to the person himself.
**[20:24] ---**
Shinomiya, how do you feel?
**[20:27] ---**
Sorry.
**[20:30] ---**
Cleaning up took a long time.
**[20:38] ---**
Are you angry at me?
**[20:41] ---**
I mean, after you guys helped me
and then I acted on impulse...
**[20:46] ---**
I feel bad about that.
**[20:49] ---**
But I acted because of you
and the others, Shinomiya.
**[20:54] ---**
With you and them there,
I felt like I couldn't just be a spectator.
**[21:00] ---**
I can't do anything by myself.
**[21:02] ---**
On the other hand, when you
and the others are around,
**[21:04] ---**
I feel like I can do anything.
**[21:07] ---**
Shinomiya...
**[21:09] ---**
Be the vice president.
**[21:11] ---**
I need you!
**[21:26] ---**
All right!
**[21:34] ---**
Lady Kaguya...
**[21:36] ---**
He gives you special treatment.
**[21:54] ---**
Okay!
**[21:56] ---**
"UNYIELDING DILIGENCE
IN ONE'S STUDIES"
**[21:56] ---**
The election business is behind us!
**[21:59] ---**
Time to get back to work!
**[22:03] ---**
We've got sports day, the school festival,
and the school trip after New Year's!
**[22:07] ---**
Our second term is going to be busy!
**[22:08] ---**
So let's go all out
as the new student council!
**[22:10] ---**
Right!
**[22:15] ---**
The result of this election...
**[22:17] ---**
Shirogane's camp wins.
**[22:21] ---**
Note.
**[22:22] ---**
They gain a new member.