E8 - Miko Iino Wants to Control Herself
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[01:30] ---
The new student council convenes!
[01:32] ---
"PRESIDENT"
[01:33] ---
"VICE PRESIDENT"
[01:33] ---
Former student council members
are reprising their previous positions.
[01:34] ---
"TREASURER" "ONLY HANDS"
[01:35] ---
"SECRETARY"
[01:36] ---
With the addition of Miko lino
as the financial auditor,
[01:39] ---
this newly-formed student council...
[01:40] ---
"FINANCIAL AUDITOR"
[01:43] ---
...is a toxic environment.
[01:46] ---
One blatantly breaks school regulations.
[01:48] ---
Others commit unspeakable acts
in the student council room!
[01:52] ---
This is intolerable!
[01:53] ---
Do you realize you're representatives
of this academy?
[01:58] ---
Please learn from Fujiwara's example!
[02:02] ---
Fujiwara broke school rules, too.
[02:05] ---
"Go Sweet"!
[02:07] ---
Fujiwara is an artist, so it's different.
It could help develop her artistic skill.
[02:09] ---
"MIKO IINO WANTS
TO CONTROL HERSELF"
[02:12] ---
So, you make allowances for her?
[02:14] ---
Besides...
[02:15] ---
President is the one
who brought the manga in!
[02:17] ---
Instead of setting a good example
for everyone, you're undisciplined!
[02:20] ---
Do better!
[02:23] ---
Iino, a moment?
[02:26] ---
Being a first-year newcomer here,
you may not understand,
[02:29] ---
but President's conduct
always sets a good example for us.
[02:33] ---
I don't accept your assessment.
[02:35] ---
"RUMBLE RUMBLE"
[02:35] ---
Does a "good example" engage in that kind
of behavior in the student council room?
[02:39] ---
I'd call that nothing less
than an extreme lack of common sense.
[02:42] ---
That was a misunderstanding.
[02:44] ---
No matter how much
you two like each other,
[02:46] ---
choose a more appropriate
time and place to display it!
[02:48] ---
We like each other?
[02:50] ---
I-Is that what it looks like?
[02:53] ---
Yes, it does!
You're taking your love too far!
[02:56] ---
Taking our love too far...
[02:57] ---
She really is a good girl!
[02:59] ---
In any case, the next time someone
misbehaves, I'll use my authority
[03:02] ---
as a member of the Disciplinary Committee
to crack down on you, no questions asked!
[03:06] ---
Iino, do you realize
you only make enemies that way?
[03:10] ---
I don't care if you're a stickler for the rules.
[03:13] ---
But what you don't get is the people
you're cracking down on have feelings, too.
[03:17] ---
Not bothering to consider
their feelings or even listen to--
[03:19] ---
Shut up. I don't want to hear it
from you, Ishigami.
[03:23] ---
But if people who are scolded feel like they're
not being heard, they won't listen, either.
[03:28] ---
If you don't consider their feelings...
[03:31] ---
Yes. You're right.
[03:34] ---
I was saying the same thing.
[03:37] ---
Sometimes strict.
[03:39] ---
Sometimes soft.
[03:41] ---
It's important to have a balance
when you're reprimanding people.
[03:44] ---
I see.
[03:45] ---
Okay, Miko!
[03:46] ---
To practice being nice, you can't get angry
for the next hour no matter what!
[03:51] ---
I can't get angry?
[03:53] ---
That's right! Do your best to grin
and bear it! We'll practice together!
[03:53] ---
She's already started playing
with her junior classmate.
[03:56] ---
That's the face of someone
who's just been given a new toy.
[03:57] ---
"GRIN"
[03:59] ---
If you insist, Fujiwara... All right.
[04:03] ---
Okay, Ishigami!
[04:05] ---
She won't get mad at anyone,
so you're free to do as you please!
[04:08] ---
As I please?
[04:10] ---
I don't know what you mean.
[04:16] ---
Free to do as I please
is no different than usual.
[04:19] ---
Feet on the table...
[04:21] ---
Miko, you can't get mad!
Stay on an even keel!
[04:25] ---
It looks like he's taking something out.
[04:27] ---
"POTATO CHIPS"
[04:28] ---
C-Cola and potato chips!
[04:33] ---
Ishigami's feast has begun! He's doing
as he pleases right from the get-go!
[04:41] ---
Now he's playing a videogame!
[04:46] ---
U-Unbelievable!
[04:48] ---
He hooked it up to the TV!
[04:50] ---
You can't get mad!
[04:52] ---
This is a trial.
[04:53] ---
It's only making me madder!
[04:56] ---
In that case...
[04:58] ---
...maybe you should try
breaking a school rule, Miko!
[05:03] ---
We're allowed to use phones to make
an important call or look something up,
[05:07] ---
but we can't use apps or social media
other than for studying, right?
[05:11] ---
Yes.
[05:13] ---
Hold on a second.
[05:16] ---
Ta-da!
[05:17] ---
Let's take pictures with all kinds of apps,
decorate them and then post on Instagram!
[05:21] ---
I-I've never done that before.
[05:26] ---
Miko, unless you sample
breaking the rules yourself,
[05:28] ---
you'll never understand
the feelings of rule-breakers!
[05:30] ---
That's a must.
[05:33] ---
If you insist, Fujiwara.
[05:35] ---
Which one is President?
[05:36] ---
The guy in the pointy green hat.
[05:41] ---
That's so cute, Miko! Look this way!
[05:45] ---
Tilt your head up and look over here!
[05:47] ---
Super cute!
[05:49] ---
You have no idea
how cute you are, Miko!
[05:53] ---
Throwing the shell in the air is no fair.
[05:55] ---
It's a technique.
[05:57] ---
Now, let's have a shot of all the girls!
[05:59] ---
You, too, Kaguya!
[06:01] ---
No, I'll pass.
[06:03] ---
Don't be a stick-in-the-mud!
[06:07] ---
Okay!
[06:08] ---
Say cheese!
[06:13] ---
Something's missing.
[06:15] ---
I know! Let's make weird faces!
The weirdest!
[06:19] ---
A weird face?
[06:19] ---
A weird face?
[06:21] ---
I can't! Not with President watching!
[06:24] ---
A banana!
[06:25] ---
He isn't paying attention at all!
[06:28] ---
Okay, here we go!
[06:34] ---
"PUFF" "GLARE"
[06:35] ---
That sucks. Are you two like models
who are afraid to be anything but cute?
[06:38] ---
A weird face is like...
[06:40] ---
This! Now this is a weird face!
[06:42] ---
"BLEAH"
[06:42] ---
Nyaaah!
[06:42] ---
Forget it!
[06:44] ---
"SQUEEZE SQUEEZE"
[06:44] ---
L-Like this?
[06:47] ---
That's cute!
[06:48] ---
It's cute?
[06:49] ---
Certainly, if I look closely and squint,
I can't say she's not cute.
[06:56] ---
I'm aware that I'm unfamiliar
with youth culture, but...
[06:59] ---
Really? This kind of thing
passes for cute these days?
[07:04] ---
L-Like this?
[07:06] ---
Cute!
[07:07] ---
Is it really cute?
[07:08] ---
Super cute!
[07:10] ---
Really?
[07:11] ---
It's like vying for second
place of the cutest I've ever seen you!
[07:14] ---
It looks that cute.
[07:16] ---
Perfect! You both look so ugly
that it's actually cute!
[07:17] ---
If Miss Fujiwara is that insistent,
I suppose I can believe her.
[07:20] ---
I'm making this my wallpaper.
[07:24] ---
President...
[07:32] ---
Gross.
[07:35] ---
Hey! Did you just call her gross?
[07:37] ---
Wasn't that the reaction
she was going for?
[07:39] ---
Nobody wants that reaction!
[07:41] ---
No, it's okay.
[07:43] ---
To be honest,
I was thinking the same thing.
[07:47] ---
Now it's your turn!
[07:50] ---
Give me your weirdest faces.
[07:53] ---
Why would we have to do it?
[08:04] ---
Um, Fujiwara...
[08:07] ---
The photos you took...
[08:09] ---
Of course, I'll send them to you, too, Miko!
[08:15] ---
"SMIRK"
[08:15] ---
Even though it's breaking school rules...
[08:16] ---
"GROAN GROAN"
[08:18] ---
Today's battle result...
[08:19] ---
"(MIKO'S AUTHORITATIVE VOICE POWER
HAS DROPPED 5 POINTS)"
[08:20] ---
Fujiwara wins.
[08:22] ---
Cute!
[08:23] ---
Why?
[08:26] ---
Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[08:33] ---
They finally realized that.
[08:36] ---
"3 HOURS EARLIER"
[08:38] ---
That day, the two of them
went to the sports equipment warehouse...
[08:39] ---
"KAGUYA DOESN'T SCARE EASILY"
[08:42] ---
...to inspect the equipment
for the sports festival.
[08:46] ---
This tug-of-war rope is pretty frayed.
[08:50] ---
Apparently, they've been using
the same one for 20 years.
[08:52] ---
Well, it'll make it through 21 years.
[08:55] ---
Never mind the equipment.
They should do something about this warehouse.
[08:59] ---
No windows, the door sticks...
[09:02] ---
Imagine getting trapped in here.
[09:06] ---
Probably, no one would hear us
if we called for help.
[09:16] ---
"NO ENTRY TO UNAUTHORIZED STUDENTS"
[09:16] ---
Did they get locked in
because the building is so decrepit?
[09:19] ---
Or did someone accidentally lock the door?
[09:22] ---
Either way,
[09:23] ---
a circumstance like this, in which a couple
gets trapped in a sealed room together,
[09:26] ---
calls for a title...
[09:27] ---
"The Incident in the Sports
Equipment Warehouse"!
[09:36] ---
It won't open.
[09:37] ---
It seems we're trapped in here.
[09:40] ---
Hey! Is anybody out there?
[09:43] ---
"RIFLE AMMUNITION BOX"
[09:44] ---
The word is that this was used
during the war
[09:46] ---
as an ammunition depot
and then, a solitary confinement cell.
[09:49] ---
So I'm sure it's sealed up tight.
[09:51] ---
I doubt anyone can hear us.
[09:54] ---
Seriously?
[09:56] ---
Shinomiya, do you have
your phone with you?
[09:58] ---
Unfortunately, I left it
in the student council room.
[10:01] ---
Same.
[10:02] ---
A warehouse that's almost never used...
[10:04] ---
And no way to call for help...
[10:07] ---
Wh-What should we do, President?
[10:10] ---
We're doomed!
[10:11] ---
There's no food or water in here!
[10:14] ---
Dammit!
[10:15] ---
President!
[10:18] ---
Boo-hoo!
[10:20] ---
As if!
[10:21] ---
I'm sure she engineered the whole thing.
[10:24] ---
I mean, there's no way
this could happen in real life.
[10:27] ---
And I can tell those are crocodile tears.
[10:29] ---
I bet she's going
for the suspension bridge effect.
[10:29] ---
"When the anxiety of a crisis gets mixed up
with the excitement of being in love"
[10:34] ---
But I'll pretend that I fell for it
and act all nervous.
[10:38] ---
Oh, what a disaster!
[10:40] ---
Boo-hoo-hoo!
[10:43] ---
How cute, President.
[10:46] ---
Pulling an obvious ploy like this.
[10:49] ---
There's no way the door would just lock
right after we talked about it.
[10:50] ---
Oh no! What do I do?
[10:53] ---
Your methods are too simple.
[10:54] ---
But it's unusual for you
to be so assertive, President.
[10:58] ---
I see. I see.
[11:00] ---
You mean to use the suspension bridge effect
to move our relationship along.
[11:00] ---
"When the anxiety of a crisis gets mixed up
with the excitement of being in love"
[11:06] ---
A pretty shallow way
to do it, though, President.
[11:08] ---
But I'll do you a favor
and play along with your scheme this time.
[11:13] ---
President, I'm scared!
[11:15] ---
Dammit! What's going to become of us?
[11:20] ---
Why won't it open?
[11:24] ---
Is anyone out there?
[11:26] ---
They're both behaving
as if they're in serious trouble.
[11:29] ---
However, they actually are in serious trouble!
[11:32] ---
Both of them assume their predicament
is a trap set by the other,
[11:32] ---
Somebody!
[11:34] ---
so neither is aware
of the seriousness of the situation.
[11:34] ---
Anybody!
[11:37] ---
In fact, they're both excited
about the opportunities provided by the trap!
[11:38] ---
Anybody! Hey!
[11:50] ---
President, we're not going to be saved.
[11:58] ---
It'll be all right. I'm here.
[12:00] ---
President...
[12:04] ---
Taking advantage of the situation
by grabbing my sleeve so adorably...
[12:05] ---
"HEH HEH"
[12:08] ---
What an actress!
[12:09] ---
"GRIN GRIN"
[12:09] ---
You touched me! You touched me!
[12:11] ---
Right at the critical moment, you touched
a young lady's soft fair skin, President!
[12:16] ---
The sun has begun to set.
[12:19] ---
Still, he's really dragging this out.
[12:22] ---
He must be prepared for the long haul.
[12:24] ---
But then, President...
[12:26] ---
I suspect that ultimately, Shinomiya...
[12:30] ---
...means to do this!
[12:30] ---
"SMOOCH"
[12:32] ---
"RUSTLE"
[12:32] ---
...is aiming for that!
[12:34] ---
It's a cowardly plan that means
to pressure a girl
[12:37] ---
when she's in a psychologically
weakened state!
[12:39] ---
I definitely won't fall for it!
[12:42] ---
But...
[12:43] ---
Well...
[12:44] ---
Just for reference, I'll stick around
to see what kind of move he'll put on me.
[12:44] ---
"HMPH"
[12:48] ---
The truth is, neither of them
tried to trick the other. However...
[12:51] ---
"THUMP THUMP"
[12:51] ---
...they're both convinced
[12:53] ---
that the other is passionately putting
the moves on like never before,
[12:56] ---
and they can't hide their excitement!
[12:59] ---
That excitement leads to purposeful action!
[12:59] ---
"WARM ME UP"
[13:01] ---
Is it nighttime by now?
[13:04] ---
It's starting to get chilly.
[13:07] ---
She's more brazen than I would've imagined!
[13:11] ---
Shinomiya...
[13:13] ---
"WHUMP"
[13:14] ---
"THUMP"
[13:14] ---
S-Suddenly?
[13:16] ---
I thought there would be more of a lead-in!
[13:19] ---
So, this is what you want, too, huh?
[13:21] ---
That's what President wants!
[13:24] ---
Is that what she expects?
[13:26] ---
I don't intend to...
[13:27] ---
I don't mean to...
[13:32] ---
Look out!
[13:40] ---
I'm scared.
[13:41] ---
Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[13:45] ---
Kaguya finally realized that.
[13:48] ---
I'm scared, but...
[13:51] ---
What would happen if I closed my eyes right now?
[14:13] ---
Kisses don't only happen in fairy tales.
[14:18] ---
Shirogane finally realized that.
[14:29] ---
How long does it take to check equipment--
[14:37] ---
Iino!
[14:39] ---
Thank you!
[14:41] ---
I was so scared!
[14:45] ---
S-Scumbag!
[14:47] ---
Dammit! I can't say
it was a misunderstanding this time!
[14:51] ---
Today's battle result...
[14:52] ---
They both lose by a narrow margin.
[14:56] ---
This got stuck in the door.
[14:57] ---
The whole thing bites!
[14:59] ---
I wanna die!
[15:11] ---
Take a look at this!
[15:13] ---
What is it?
[15:15] ---
Shinomiya...
[15:17] ---
You've got lint in your hair.
[15:20] ---
Where?
[15:24] ---
Right here.
[15:31] ---
Oh, so I did.
[15:33] ---
How silly am I for not noticing?
[15:36] ---
Recently...
[15:38] ---
I've kind of been...
[15:40] ---
feeling...
[15:44] ---
Shinomiya?
[15:45] ---
Shinomiya!
[15:46] ---
My chest...
[15:48] ---
Ishigami, call for an ambulance!
[15:50] ---
I already am!
[15:51] ---
Iino, get the school nurse!
[15:52] ---
O-Okay!
[15:59] ---
Kaguya didn't have
a very strong constitution to begin with.
[16:05] ---
She gets sick every time the seasons change,
and she has to take time off.
[16:09] ---
I believe her mother passed away
from heart disease.
[16:13] ---
Shinomiya...
[16:21] ---
"DR. SHOZO TANUMA"
SIGN "CHAPTER 79 KAGUYA WANTS TO BE EXAMINED"
[16:24] ---
Dr. Tanuma is making the rounds.
[16:31] ---
Shozo Tanuma.
[16:33] ---
Considered to be
one of the world's top ten doctors,
[16:36] ---
he's a master cardiologist
and the world's leading expert
[16:39] ---
on pediatric cardiac bypass surgery.
[16:41] ---
The man who even performed
heart surgery on the prime minister
[16:45] ---
is also the Shinomiyas' family doctor.
[16:48] ---
Professor...
[16:52] ---
What? The Shinomiya girl?
[16:55] ---
I'll go see her.
[16:57] ---
But you have
the prefectural governor's party.
[17:00] ---
I don't care.
[17:02] ---
Shozo Tanuma recalls a scene from the past.
[17:09] ---
A girl who didn't look forward to anything.
Her eyes were as cold as ice.
[17:16] ---
And...
[17:18] ---
What goes around comes around.
[17:24] ---
Is it arrhythmia?
[17:27] ---
Suddenly, my heart started beating fast,
[17:30] ---
and then, I had chest pain so bad
that I thought I was going to die.
[17:35] ---
Is it some disease?
[17:40] ---
Going by what you've told me,
I have a pretty good idea what it is.
[17:45] ---
Miss Shinomiya, please don't panic.
Just listen to what I have to say.
[17:49] ---
All right.
[17:51] ---
I believe you're suffering from lovesickness.
[17:58] ---
Is that the name of some heart disease?
[18:03] ---
No, it refers to the emotion you feel
when you're in love.
[18:07] ---
I guess even doctors make jokes.
[18:10] ---
I'm not joking.
[18:12] ---
Then, what?
[18:13] ---
Are you saying I collapsed and was taken here
by ambulance because I'm in love?
[18:17] ---
Yes. I was a bit disturbed, too,
as this is a first for me.
[18:20] ---
Please don't be ridiculous!
[18:22] ---
Someone may well be in love with me,
[18:24] ---
but you can rest assured that I'd never do
anything as idiotic as fall in love!
[18:27] ---
She's a bit of a contrarian.
[18:28] ---
Just how did you arrive at that diagnosis?
[18:29] ---
The kids call it "tsundere" these days.
[18:32] ---
Are you saying that is also a disease?
[18:35] ---
Let's review your symptoms.
[18:37] ---
When you think about a specific person
during school activities,
[18:40] ---
your heart starts beating fast.
[18:42] ---
Yes, that's right!
[18:43] ---
And today, when he removed a piece of lint
from your hair, his hand brushed your cheek,
[18:44] ---
"47 CUTS BEFORE"
[18:49] ---
and just then you felt a pulsating pain
in your chest and became short of breath.
[18:54] ---
Yes, I know what I said!
[18:58] ---
That...
[19:00] ---
...is love.
[19:01] ---
And I said you're wrong! Jeez!
[19:02] ---
"JEEZ"
[19:03] ---
It has to be a heart disease!
[19:05] ---
This has never happened to me before!
[19:07] ---
Then, it's your first love.
[19:09] ---
Lady Kaguya...
[19:10] ---
"GROAN GROAN"
[19:10] ---
I'll be waiting outside,
so please call me when you're done.
[19:14] ---
Hayasaka?
[19:14] ---
"AAAH"
[19:15] ---
I use this hospital, too, but I'll never
be able to show my face here again.
[19:19] ---
This is the worst.
[19:20] ---
Wh-What's wrong with you?
[19:22] ---
Anyway, please give me a proper examination!
[19:29] ---
This is our newest medical testing device.
[19:33] ---
As it's state-of-the-art medical technology,
the fee is rather steep,
[19:37] ---
but do you wish to proceed?
[19:38] ---
Compared to my life,
I'm sure the cost will be cheap!
[19:41] ---
The measurements are done.
[19:43] ---
And?
[19:44] ---
She has a beautiful, healthy heart.
[19:46] ---
That can't be!
[19:48] ---
There must be one or two holes in it!
[19:48] ---
"FISSS"
[19:50] ---
If there were, you'd probably be dead by now.
[19:52] ---
Then, what?
[19:54] ---
Being in love is enough to make you topple over
when someone touches your cheek?
[19:57] ---
I admit it made me feel somewhat pleased,
but to then hit the floor,
[20:01] ---
I would have to love President to death!
[20:04] ---
Incidentally, do you have a photo of him?
[20:07] ---
I do, as a matter of fact. Hayasaka...
[20:10] ---
Quit doing that and bring my phone over!
[20:17] ---
You don't have a normal photo of him?
[20:19] ---
But...
[20:21] ---
...he seems to be an interesting boy.
A good match for you.
[20:25] ---
A good match...
[20:27] ---
Do you not wish to date this fellow?
[20:30] ---
Honestly, it's not like that!
[20:33] ---
I just think President
is an ideal human being, that's all.
[20:38] ---
When you say
he's a "good match,"
[20:40] ---
that does nothing for me.
[20:42] ---
Her pulse is over 200.
[20:44] ---
It's beating like a jackhammer.
[20:45] ---
Stop it! Stop using the latest technology
to expose my mistress's emotions!
[20:51] ---
Have you noticed any changes
in her state of mind recently?
[20:56] ---
The other day, she nearly kissed him.
[21:00] ---
Since then, it's been at the front of her mind!
[21:03] ---
So, that's what it is.
[21:04] ---
Hey, Hayasaka!
That has nothing to do with this!
[21:07] ---
It has everything to do with it!
[21:08] ---
That was genuine terror!
[21:10] ---
When he was on top of me,
[21:12] ---
my mind went blank,
[21:14] ---
and I didn't know
what to do, is all!
[21:17] ---
I'm not self-conscious around him,
I'm afraid of him!
[21:27] ---
I know how you feel.
[21:29] ---
Back in the day, I fell in love, too.
[21:32] ---
Well, of course,
I haven't outgrown that, but...
[21:35] ---
I don't want to hear about that!
[21:38] ---
That doctor is a quack!
[21:40] ---
How could you say that
about one of the world's top doctors?
[21:42] ---
I'm going to get a second opinion!
At another hospital!
[21:48] ---
Please, don't humiliate me anymore.
[21:53] ---
Today's battle result...
[21:55] ---
Hayasaka loses.
[21:59] ---
Kaguya!
[22:01] ---
Thank goodness you're okay!
[22:02] ---
Shinomiya, are you all right?
[22:04] ---
Yes, I'm fine.
[22:05] ---
You have a bad heart?
[22:07] ---
No, I'm told it's beautiful and healthy.
[22:11] ---
Then, there's another problem?
[22:13] ---
Have you made a complete recovery?
[22:14] ---
She has not.
[22:15] ---
What caused it?
[22:15] ---
This.
[22:17] ---
Jeez!
[22:20] ---
It's all your fault!
[22:22] ---
But Kaguya couldn't tell him that.
[22:26] ---
"Nayotake, your daughter is doing fine"