# M3 - Kaguya Wants to Eat It (Ice)

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2ZWMG/kaguya-wants-to-eat-it-ice--our-persona--kaguya-wants-to-confess-ice)<br>
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**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DECEMBER 23<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! You're looking even paler than usual!<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I haven't been able to sleep lately.<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's gotten so bad that I even made<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my own lunch for a change.<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TWITCH<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*For Kaguya, it is just the second time in her life<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that she has laid eyes on this bento.*<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Rolled omelets! Boiled vegetables!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grilled fish! Pickled plums!*<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And once again,*<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*octopus-shaped sausages!*<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;LONG TIME NO SEE<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There was a time when,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unable to admit her longing to taste it...*<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Kaguya was left with only her frustration.*<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RUMBLE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RUMBLE<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But that was then, this is now!*<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now that she's coolheaded,*<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*she can take the appropriate action<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to further her goals!*<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my, how hungry I am!<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My chef's visiting his hometown today.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It completely slipped my mind.<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, dear, I feel as if my stomach<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and my back are about to stick together!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's up with Shinomiya?*<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Could it be that...*<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*she wants me to give her<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a bite of my lunch?*<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, even when she's being standoffish,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she has her cute moments!*<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If that's the case, then why not?*<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would love some rolled omelet now!<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Rolled omelet, huh?*<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sh-Shinomiya?*<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, you're hungry, Kaguya?<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, these things happen!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd be happy to share my bento with you!<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's lots of sugar<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in these rolled omelets...<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so they're sweet and yummy!<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There you go!<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll pass.<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I have been steering clear of sweets.<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But sweetness is justice!<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe you call yourself<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"the low-carb girl," correct?<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should try to increase<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your vegetable consumption.<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there's vermicelli salad, too.<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you aware just how much sugar<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vermicelli contains?<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not to mention, these are all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;root vegetables high in sugar content.<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Being a carnivore<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't make you a low-carb girl.<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you consume copious amounts of meat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and sugar, you're nothing but a glutton—<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SHRIEK<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaguya, you sound just like Ishigami!<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just have to run off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all that sugar, right?<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Close call!*<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So, Shinomiya's laying off sweets?*<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;LOTS OF SUGAR<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then what's the right answer?*<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so ravenous!<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... Shinomiya?<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you like to have half of my bento?<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't get me wrong!<br>**[04:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like hearing that conversation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made me feel self-conscious about eating.<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite the fact that I can still hear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your stomach growling?<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, but no thank you.<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amount-wise, it's a bit...<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meaning that since I always eat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;twice this much...<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm headed toward obesity?<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're inhuman, Shinomiya!<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see.*<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shinomiya has a tiny stomach.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like she can eat a whole spread!*<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to go check on those two.<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have no clue<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what's going through Shinomiya's mind.*<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dammit, would you man up, Miyuki?*<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If I'm myself, I'll never get anywhere!*<br>**[04:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Man up more!*<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*More!*<br>**[04:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Pour it on!*<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinomiya!<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're hungry, right? Eat this!<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-Shinomiya?<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgive me.<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't stop myself.<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have some ketchup<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on your mouth, too.<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do I?<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you be so kind<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as to clean it off?<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure.<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinomiya, your hand—<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinomiya?<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry.<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clean it off.<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry.<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Man up!*<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Man up, Miyuki!*<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I...*<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*have such an awful personality.*<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd forgotten about it for so long.*<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The fact that if I'm myself...*<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I end up hurting those around me.*<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen... Switch places with me.<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Weren't you going to make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pwesident kiss you?<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've had enough.<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll step back now.<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You see...<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people never like people like me.<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's how it's always been, remember?<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you're a member of the Shinomiya Family,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you must never rely on others.*<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Other people are to be used and manipulated,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and, if necessary, dumped overboard.*<br>**[07:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You must never let<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your anger and grief show on your face.*<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Crying is out of the question.*<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you remember Toshiko?<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we decided to give our teacher<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the hospital 1000 folded cranes,<br>**[07:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and we were all folding them...<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshiko was such a slow folder,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I went and told her to take it more seriously.<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then she burst into tears.<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said something similar<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Kaoru in sixth grade, as well.<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At home, we get lashed on the back of the hands<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for not taking it more seriously, don't we?<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, though it was only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out of pure goodwill that I said that...<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm taking it seriously as much as I can!*<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You just don't know what it's like<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to not be able to do something!*<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't understand how that feels,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so what am I supposed to do?<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you come from a good family,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you don't have to do anything to draw others to you.<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN DO<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A SIMPLE THING<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;LIKE THIS?<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in my case, they'd all desert me in tears.<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're just special, that's all!*<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Time after time, looking down on me!*<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm only friends with you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because my mother told me to!*<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I can't take being with you anymore!*<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not as if I wanted to be born<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with this personality.<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I decided to distance myself from others.<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought...<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that by doing so,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could avoid hurting anyone.<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the more I tried to keep people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at arm's length, the more hurtful I sounded,<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I ended up hurting scores of people.<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But at last, I managed to find peace.<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though it was lonely being all by myself,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I far preferred the sense of relief it brought me.<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it meant not hurting anyone...<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it was far better...<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be alone.<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet...<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For the first time in my life,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fell in love with someone.<br>**[09:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, who had grown accustomed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to hurting and rejecting others...<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;now wished to grow closer to someone.<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every time I hurt this person,<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it pains my heart.<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you crying?<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I'm not.<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're stupid, you know.<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now you're even trying to deceive yourself.<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haven't I been through enough?<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Switch with me!<br>**[10:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can be kind to him, can't you?<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- I won't.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- But why not?<br>**[10:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President said so himself!<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That he hates people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who hurt others and are unkind!<br>**[10:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm selfish and antagonistic!<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fear other people! I'm a coward!<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm always hurting people,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I don't have a shred of kindness!<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to hide those parts of me!<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The ugly person that I am!<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That no one can ever like!<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just can't be sweet!<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get it. I'm you after all.<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you can't leave now.<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still haven't fulfilled your wish.<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To make Pwesident kiss you!<br>**[10:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you, I don't care anymore!<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what we all wish for, too.<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that high-maintenance,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unpleasant half of Kaguya Shinomiya...<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...were to receive a kiss from Pwesident...<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- ...I'm sure we'd die of happiness!<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President...<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is with the doctor!<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been told what happened.<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me examine him.<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The quack is here!<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was some run!<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SLUUURP<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to hydrate myself!<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A TAPIOCA<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MILK TEA<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HAS THE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SAME AMOUNT<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OF CALORIES<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;AS A BOWL<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OF RAMEN<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President...<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What shall I do if he's seriously ill?<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this time...<br>**[12:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all we can do is pray that he'll be all right.<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see. I know what this is.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just as I suspected.<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're lovesick.<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is there a disease by that name?<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep deprivation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;due to pining for one's love...<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blacking out when pressed for a kiss...<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In a nutshell, that's what this points to.<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like I said, you're lovesick.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Just shoot me.<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, butterflies. Pining.<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doctor, people have gone back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to saying "I have a crush" nowadays.<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just shoot me.<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry. This isn't the first case<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've ever seen, so I know what I'm doing.<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That being said,<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's still worrisome that you collapsed.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you try to be a little more easygoing?<br>**[12:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're still only 17 or so, right?<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I was your age, I messed around with girls<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like there was no tomorrow, super casual about it.<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you fathered a child at 17, didn't you?<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why the reveal?<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then my own son had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a shotgun wedding himself at 17.<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it's in our blood.<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My grandson'll be 17 this year, too,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'm trembling with fear.<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CAN'T WAIT<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FOR CHRISTMAS,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HUH?<br>**[13:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;YEAH, IT'S SO SWEET!<br>**[13:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are we talking about this?<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At any rate, you're putting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a little too much pressure on yourself.<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If something's eating at you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;feel free to spill your guts to us.<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing's eating at me.<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can be soothing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just to talk about it to someone.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said there's nothing!<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I don't give it my all, I'm worthless.<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I'm always so intense.<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've really been bottling this up like crazy.<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I took the entrance exams for kindergarten<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because it was what my mother wanted.<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But... I was a total failure.<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I failed all my entrance exams<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for elementary school, too.<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could feel my mother losing interest in me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after I didn't get into any of those schools.<br>**[14:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That must've been so hard.<br>**[14:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when my mother left us,<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was sure she'd come get me someday,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I kept plugging away at my studies!<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you know, it's not like everyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wants you to be smart.<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wherever I go,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no one will accept me as I am.<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, General Affairs Manager Shirogane...*<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why the long face?*<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He just got the cold shoulder<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the Shinomiya girl.*<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's dejected over a trivial thing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like that. Can you believe it?*<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Did you say "trivial"?*<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Well, Treasurer Ryuju is totally fearless.*<br>**[14:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh! In any situation, once people<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;look down on you, it's game over.*<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're a member of the student council,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're smart, and you're not bad-looking.*<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But this is what you get when you grovel!*<br>**[14:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you would just cop<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an "I'm God's gift to women" attitude,*<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*then nobody would ever look down on you.*<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How can you expect to be popular with the girls<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you don't show some bravado?*<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bravado, huh?<br>**[15:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it was spot on.<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shinomiya...*<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Compete with me on the next exams.*<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If, for some reason, I lose to you,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll do anything you want.*<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's this all of a sudden?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I refuse to do such a thing.*<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Are you afraid of losing to me?*<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Excuse me?*<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How insolent.*<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*State your name.*<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From that day onward...<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NUMBER 1:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MIYUKI SHIROGANE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NUMBER 2:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KAGUYA SHINOMIYA<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NUMBER 3:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAKI SHIJO<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NUMBER 4:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KAZUNE ABE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NUMBER 5:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TAIGA ARAKAWA<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinomiya began to perceive me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as an individual.<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't just Shinomiya.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The whole school became aware of me...<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as Miyuki Shirogane,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the next student council president.<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Until then, I'd been invisible.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But finally...<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's quite a massive social mask<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've been wearing.<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was the do-or-die me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who kissed Shinomiya.<br>**[16:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The me...<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who's always going all out,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;full of bravado.<br>**[16:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To make the person I'm in love with<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fall in love with me,<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to create a persona<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who's nothing like me.<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To become Shinomiya's equal,<br>**[16:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to go far enough<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to collapse once or twice.<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boys will be boys.<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, you should see it through,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until that bravado becomes your true—<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But she was crying, you know.<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm thinking she might be feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;responsible, too.<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was totally pale,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looking after you.<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should know more than anyone else<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how sensitive she is.<br>**[16:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How it worries her to see you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pushing yourself so hard.<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To pick up where I left off—<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I find it quite stimulating to see the moment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a boy's vulnerabilities are exposed!<br>**[16:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the end of the day, it's that gap!<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It always gets to me when I see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness!<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't give any sound advice<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with my assistant butting in.*<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even so,<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm still too scared to expose who I am.<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A mask isn't something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you can easily remove.<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're both being cowardly.<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going to do, Lady Kaguya?<br>**[17:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love seeing President giving his all.<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that's not the only thing.<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to tell him.<br>**[17:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It always gets to me when I see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a gung-ho kid in a moment of weakness.<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even I...<br>**[17:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;understand that much.<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now here's the sketchy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;middle-aged man!<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, not that I didn't see this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coming eventually.<br>**[17:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh well...<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get some rest tonight.<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good work.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you tomorrow.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;READ 4<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll take care<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of everything here,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so please<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just get some rest<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President!?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all right now!?<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't die!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TEARS TEARS TEARS<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was just sleep deprivation,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so no worries!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home now!<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try not to overdo it<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HERTHAKA<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try not to overdo it<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;READ<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MIYUKI SHIROGANE<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can I ensure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that President won't overdo it?<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President is quite stubborn,<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so even if I ask him to stop,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he'll go on pushing himself.<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not only that...<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I can never be articulate when I see him.<br>**[18:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, will you drop the maiden act? Huh?<br>**[18:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MIYUKI SHIROGANE<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How's Shinomiya doing?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know I've made her worry.*<br>**[19:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinomiya!<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How are you doing?<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry to make you worry.<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of game is this?<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is practice.<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can't be articulate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you see President,<br>**[19:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then you should practice with me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;playing him.<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say whatever you want,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and don't hold back.<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can simulate with accuracy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;using the power of IT.<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How ridiculous.<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, then, President, do you like me?<br>**[19:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you like<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Kaguya?<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I view you as a member<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the opposite sex for sure.<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a farce this is.<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, never mind. Let's keep going.<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The way you won't come right out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and say you like me is so Shirogane.<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I think it'd be a more faithful rendition<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you sounded pushier.<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, perhaps you should put on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some men's clothing.<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did we have any school uniforms<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the house?<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just said it was a farce,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and now all these demands?<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lately...<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she's been giving me<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the cold shoulder<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Shinomiya...<br>**[20:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why the cold shoulder lately?<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I can't be honest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with you, that's all.<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth is,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to be kinder to you. But...<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth is, she wants to be kinder to you,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but her pride keeps getting in the way......<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think that's what it is.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just my two cents.<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her pride keeps getting in the way.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think that's what it is.<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey...<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This sounds like Shinomiya talking,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's so convincing, for some reason.<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gotta give props to that maid of hers.<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, when did you first start liking me?<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ever since the spring of our first year.<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, please.<br>**[20:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We hadn't even met yet then.<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much do you like me, President?<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Probably way more than you think, Shinomiya!<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FLOUNDER<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KICK<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It pleases me that it pleases you this much.<br>**[20:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did you start liking me?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much do you like me?<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Come on, Herthaka!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of questions are these?*<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've done all the listening until now.*<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now you're going to answer my questions.*<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What I want to ask you, Shinomiya...*<br>**[21:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The you that I always see...<br>**[21:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or who you are now...<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which is the real Shinomiya?<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're all real.<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who doesn't hide their weak spots?<br>**[21:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've only been doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what everyone else does.<br>**[21:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The day we kissed...<br>**[21:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was so happy, and I thought my heart<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be bursting with joy for a while,<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but then I felt a sorrow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like a knife to my heart.<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wondered why, and it hit me right away.<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You won't show me all there is to you.<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then...<br>**[21:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I realized that I was the same way.<br>**[22:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now,<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I'd like to be the one to confess.<br>**[22:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously?<br>**[22:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[22:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'd be too sad if we were to hide half of ourselves<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and become boyfriend and girlfriend,<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;both knowing only one half of each other.<br>**[22:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[22:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to show you all of me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and having done that, I...<br>**[22:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to tell you...<br>**[22:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I love all of you.<br>**[22:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A relationship in which<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you don't hide your soul<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the kind of romance<br>**[22:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Kaguya is seeking<br>**[22:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't hide, huh?*<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shinomiya, that's what you say<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you have it all.*<br>**[22:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm way weaker than Shinomiya thinks.*<br>**[22:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brother...<br>**[22:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't eaten<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any of your rice porridge.<br>**[23:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*For obsequious, cowardly...*<br>**[23:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not hungry. I'll have it later.<br>**[23:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Later?<br>**[23:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and inept me...*<br>**[23:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...to contend with someone so accomplished,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's only one way.*<br>**[23:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HARD WORK<br>**[23:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All I can do is devote<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more time than others.*<br>**[23:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd never show the real me<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as long as I lived.*<br>**[23:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BECOME THE KIND OF MAN<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WORTHY OF STANDING<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BY SHINOMIYA'S SIDE<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It doesn't matter anymore<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what Shinomiya thinks.*<br>**[23:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DECEMBER 23<br>**[23:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm going to redeem myself at Christmas.*<br>**[23:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll do better...*<br>**[23:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*than I did at the culture festival.*<br>**[23:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Better!*<br>**[23:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Better!*<br>**[23:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And so...*<br>**[23:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CURRENT TIME<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DECEMBER 23<br>**[23:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the night of Christmas Eve will come.*<br>**[23:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DECEMBER 24<br>