# M1 - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Talk Things Over
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1K2P/miyuki-shirogane-wants-to-talk-things-over--miko-iino-wants-to-talk--about-kaguya-shinomiya-part-3)
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DECEMBER 20
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Did you hear?
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MIDDLE
JUMP
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Apparently at Mid Jump, sexual content is okay
if it doesn't go on for more than four pages.
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What? That sounds obscene.
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*Right. It is obscene.*
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The cover for that magazine
is obscene, as well.
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*Agreed. It is obscene, isn't it?*
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CHRISTMAS CAKE
ACCEPTING ORDERS
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*While we've been focused
on the culture festival,*
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*the rest of the world
has gone into Christmas-mode.*
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NO OCCUPANCY
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*All these couples using Christmas Eve
as a pretext for hooking up...*
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*No vacancies
at any of the love hotels.*
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NO OCCUPANCY
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At the end of the day,
our world revolves around sex!
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Awful! Awful! So obscene!
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*They all have nothing
but indecent thoughts on their minds!*
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*And then... And then...*
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*Indecent thoughts, huh?*
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*What was that kiss, then?*
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There were...
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all these tiny balloons everywhere!
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SQUEAL SQUEAL
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It was gorgeous beyond belief!
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And then, President told me
to apply to Stanford!
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That is, he ordered me
to join him in the U.S.!
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Stanford?
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I know! What was he thinking?
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But the way he said it with that blush
on his face was just so adorable!
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I said yes in spite of myself!
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And in spite of myself, I kissed him!
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Did you know, Hayasaka?
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When you kiss someone you like,
it can't be a regular kiss!
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LADY KAGUYA'S
KEY TIPS FOR KISSING
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Class is now in session!
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You place your lips together like so.
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The grown-up way is to slip your tongue in.
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Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend actually...
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WAR CRIMINAL
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So, you didn't know that,
did you, Hayasaka?
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How cute.
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Idi...
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Idiot!
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What?
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DECEMBER 21
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*With the culture festival over,
the student council goes back to normal life.*
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Good work.
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*But the scars still
run deep.*
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Ishigami's here!
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*And Shirogane's battle
is far from over!*
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*I let her know how I feel!*
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*I even kissed her!*
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*And it was a pretty intense one!*
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*Meaning...*
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*we can be considered
boyfriend and girlfriend now?*
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*But how pure was that kiss, really?*
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*If I'd mismanaged
the distance between us here...*
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*What's this, President? One kiss,
and you're acting like my boyfriend?*
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*That kiss only happened
because we were having a moment.*
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*Surely you don't think
that a kiss makes us lovers now?*
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*That's exactly how a cherry boy's mind would work.*
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CHERRY BOY
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*How cute.*
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GAH
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President, are you all right?
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Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
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*Today, I'm going to set things straight
with Shinomiya!*
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*No matter what!*
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*Here she comes!*
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DAINTY
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TROT TROT
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Hey, Shinomiya...
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Wait, what?
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Doesn't she seem different today?
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Now that you mention it,
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Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...
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she does look
more childish than usual.
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Oh! Little Kaguya!
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- Little Kaguya?
- Little Kaguya?
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Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya! Little Kaguya!
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I didn't think we'd get to see you this year!
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Everyone! How lucky are we
to get to see Little Kaguya?
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Wh-What the heck
do you mean by "Little Kaguya"?
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Kaguya's personality undergoes slight shifts
depending on her mental state that day.
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You're all aware of that, right?
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Little Kaguya can only show up if she meets
the most stringent conditions.
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60% happy, 40% in denial and, on top
of that, she has to be sleep-deprived.
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IN DENIAL
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Every single one of these boxes
needs to be checked.
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LITTLE KAGUYA
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And only when her psychological balance hits
that sweet spot does this rare Little Kaguya appear!
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Rare Kaguya?
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Even I've still only seen her three times!
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How is this even possible?
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*That's right!*
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DECEMBER 20
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*The conditions had already been met
the previous night!*
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*A grown-up kiss!*
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*In a nutshell,
a dizzying array of kisses exist.*
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*A kiss on the cheek or hand
signifying affection.*
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*A kiss on the lips
indicating a close relationship.*
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*And...*
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*the more meaningful kind of kiss.*
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LOVE BIBLE
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Isn't this the way
one normally kisses the one she loves?
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KISSES THAT WORK
FOR ROMANCE
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It says so in the books I've read.
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Even Miss Kashiwagi and her boyfriend...
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Miss Kashiwagi?
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Yes?
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Miss Kashiwagi...
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Is that how one typically
goes about kissing another?
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Huh? Um... Um—
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That was a special kind of kiss
you only give to the person you love!
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So whatever you do,
don't kiss anyone else like that, okay?
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Understood!
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*War criminal.*
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*Such disinformation was pumped
into Kaguya, a stranger to girl talk...*
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The kind of kiss you only give
to the one you love...
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To the one you love!
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*And she ends up doing just that.*
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That was your first-ever kiss?
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You aren't in a love scene
in a Hollywood movie!
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In other words, it's a regular kiss, right?
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Not by a long shot!
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You shouldn't be kissing like that
on school grounds!
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That's something
you should be doing in bed!
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That kind of kiss...
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practically amounts to having sex!
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Se...
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...x?
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*She managed to say it.*
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Wait!
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What do you mean by "sex"?
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All I did was insert my tongue
into his oral cavity!
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That can't possibly be sex!
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It's totally sex.
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It's something you do
in the process of having sex.
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Stop repeating the word "sex"!
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You've been repeating it
yourself, Lady Kaguya!
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Well, Christmas is around the corner.
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Since you've gotten this far already,
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it will be a breeze to take it
to the next level and have sex.
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Good for you.
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Wait! Why on earth would you go there?
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Don't people normally wait at least a month or two
after their first kiss to engage in that sort of thing?
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HOLLER HOLLER
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HOLLER HOLLER
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HOLLER HOLLER
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It's a different story if you've already
gone that far with your first kiss!
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HOLLER HOLLER
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*I'm just not getting through to you.*
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*This is why children like you
who've never been kissed...*
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You're thinking of something
unbelievably infuriating right now, aren't you?
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I'm getting nowhere with this!
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Let me ask someone with experience
about what to actually expect!
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MISS KASHIWAGI
NOW DIALING
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Hello? Kaguya? What a surprise!
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Is something wrong?
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*I'd like to ask you something,
Miss Kashiwagi.*
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What is it? Ask me anything!
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*Well, you see...*
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About how long did you wait
to have sex after your first kiss?
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I-I'll have you know, Tsubasa and I
have never done anything so indec—
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Please don't ridicule me!
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I couldn't be more serious than I am now!
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What?
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This is a serious conversation?
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After that first kiss,
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maybe two months.
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Of course! You'd wait
at least that long, right?
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Then, how long after a grown-up kiss?
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About 40 seconds.
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Seconds?
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Are you finally starting
to see the light, Lady Kaguya?
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Just acknowledge it!
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That because your first kiss was a deep dive,
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chances are that President sees you
as a super-nympho lust monster!
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A super-nympho lust monster?
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*How...*
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*How can I possibly look him
in the eye tomorrow?*
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*In an abrupt about-face
after that Ultra Romantic night,*
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THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SEX!!
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A SUPER-NYMPHO
LUST MONSTER!?
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*the point that Hayasaka brought up
has caused her to spend a night of agony!*
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MNGH
NNGH
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*And sleep-deprivation ensues!*
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*Kaguya's brain plunges even further
into the depths of malfunction!*
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*Resulting in two straight days of zero IQ!*
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*Intellectually, it's Black Monday!*
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*And...*
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*Rare Kaguya?*
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*Descent.*
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This is a hundred times better
than her being scary, so I accept it!
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Whaaaaat?
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*Damn! Today of all days,
I really wanted to talk to Shinomiya!*
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*In this state,
I can't even get through to her!*
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GRIND
GRIND
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*This is bad!*
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Wh-Wh-What is it, Shinomiya?
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Pwesident, good morning!
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*Actually, maybe it's perfect.*
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*Who is this adorable creature?*
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*Needless to say,
she's in a super-deformed state.*
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*This is how she appears to everyone.*
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Tell me, how old are you, Little Kaguya?
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Um... Um... Seventeen?
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Seventeen, huh? What a sweetheart!
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON COMING OF AGE
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Did you know? If you're 17,
then next year, you'll be an adult!
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It's not a good look to take advantage of someone
when they're vulnerable, Ishigami. So cut it out.
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Oh!
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So cuddly and fluffy!
I want to display you at my house!
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SQUISH
SQUISH
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WHACK
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Ouch!
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SQUISH
SQUISH
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Hey! You can't hit people, you bad girl!
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We just caught a glimpse
of Shinomiya's inner psyche, right?
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Can't you see she doesn't like that?
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SQUIRM
SQUIRM
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Just let her go, okay?
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Oh, she's totally fine!
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Little Kaguya loves me the best, don't you?
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Go on, show us
who your favorites are in order!
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Number one.
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Huh?
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Number two.
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Huh?
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Number three.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't ask me, but I think
she just went with the flow there.
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MINI DONUTS
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Here.
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What?
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You're giving me a snack?
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SMITTEN
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Thanks!
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Here.
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Hey, thanks!
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Here.
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You're giving me one, too?
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Oh...
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RATTLE...
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Sniff!
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I'll run out and get some candy!
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We're going at top speed,
so hang on, okay?
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Listen, Shinomiya, about yesterday...
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Pwesident...
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You're breathing!
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We're the same!
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*It's no good. We can't talk like this.*
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*Right now, it seems like Shinomiya's brain
is the size of an orange.*
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*She's probably seeing a different world than I am.*
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*Come to think of it, I've heard
that if the gap between your IQ is 20 or so,*
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*there's no way
you can hold a conversation.*
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*In that case...*
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Chinomiya!
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Pwesident?
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Chinomiya, let's talk!
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Okay! Let's!
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What should we talk about?
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Anything you want!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
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*They're holding a conversation,
and it's scarily devoid of substance.*
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I'm sorry I'm late—
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident!
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Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya! Chinomiya!
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Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident! Pwesident!
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*Aren't you both too old
to be doing whatever this is?*
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*Super-deformed is just super-deformed.*
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DECEMBER 20
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*Three days until Christmas Eve!*
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*Having shared a grown-up kiss,*
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*these two are about to see the curtain go up
on this year's final romantic battle of minds!*
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*For Hayasaka, it was the morning from hell.*
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Little Kaguya's fast asleep, huh?
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I'm not surprised.
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MNGH
NNGH
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The culture festival must've worn her out.
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Let's let her get some real rest.
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BAKED
SENBEI
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MIDDLE
JUMP
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Hey, almost forgot.
I brought this week's Mid Jump.
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Great! Thank you!
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TWO PUNCH MAN
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MS. KUBO
DOESN'T MAKE IT
COMPLICATED
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That's lewd material you have there.
I'm confiscating it.
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Where'd you come from, Iino?
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Look, Iino...
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can you at least wait
until President finishes it?
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Negative! The rules are the rules!
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You only have yourself to blame
for bringing in contraband!
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It's the same old, same old, huh?
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Makes you wonder if it's going to be
like this until we graduate.
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We're going to be
at each other's throats until the end.
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I have no idea why...
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but whenever you do something to me,
I can't rest until I get back at you.
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What?
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If you promise never to bring
anything like this again,
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I'll let you have your book back.
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Just keep your word on that,
and the odds of us getting along might be...
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more than...
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zero.
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That's not going to happen.
I'm so going to bring another one next week.
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How do you not see
that it's your own fault?
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PUNCH
MISS
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Seriously? What's going on here?
**[14:20] ---**
Are you stupid? Are you?
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An old-school brawl?
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Ouch! I'll bring it, no matter what!
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Ts-Tsubame!
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Don't mind us, please.
We're always like this.
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*After I made such a huge concession...*
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Well, if you say so.
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Oh, right! There's something
I wanted to ask you, Yu.
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What is it?
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Do you think you'll be free
on Christmas Eve?
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*What is this? No way!*
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U-Um, if you don't feel like it,
you can totally say no, okay?
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Wanna come over that day?
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I'll be there!
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Yay!
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YAY
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*Whoa, Tsubame's house? On Christmas?*
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*In Tsubame's room?*
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That's beyond perverted!
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Oh! It's not like that!
I was planning to invite you, too, Iino!
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For a threesome?
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No! I'll be inviting a lot of people!
I'm going to throw a party!
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It's an orgy!
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Shut up, you clueless
Disciplinary Committee member!
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How do you not get that she's talking
about a Christmas party?
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O-O-Oh!
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Oh, sorry. That just never crossed
my mind when I said it.
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*Hey, if Iino wasn't around,
I totally would've gotten the wrong idea, too.*
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I'm inviting the Cheerleading Squad
and the Culture Festival Committee.
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Rei says she'll be coming, too!
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Rei?
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Tsubame!
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All right, I'm in the middle
of an errand here...
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so let me know if you're coming!
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STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM
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Hey, Ishigami...
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Are you free on Christmas Eve?
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Wanna come over that day?
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Oh, are you having a Christmas party?
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I'm surprised you made the connection.
**[15:52] ---**
So, let's have a Christmas party for everyone in the
student council! I'll provide my home as the venue!
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You'll come, too, won't you, Kaguya?
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MNGH
NNGH
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That's a yes!
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Isn't she just moaning in her sleep?
**[16:02] ---**
You won't have to spend another lonely Eve
all by yourself this year, Ishigami!
**[16:06] ---**
Thanks to Chika,
your brilliant event planner—
**[16:08] ---**
Hey, sorry, Senpai...
**[16:10] ---**
but on Christmas Eve,
**[16:12] ---**
I've got plans.
**[16:16] ---**
It's kind of a shame that your howls of laughter
will go to waste, but it's the truth.
**[16:19] ---**
It really is true.
Tsubame just invited Ishigami and me.
**[16:23] ---**
What?
**[16:24] ---**
You can't possibly turn down an invitation
from Tsubame, can you, Ishigami?
**[16:28] ---**
A BIT DISAPPOINTED
**[16:29] ---**
Huh? Why couldn't I, if it's her?
**[16:31] ---**
Everyone here is aware
that you have a crush on Tsubame.
**[16:35] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:36] ---**
Well, yes.
**[16:37] ---**
No way!
**[16:40] ---**
Since when?
**[16:41] ---**
Maybe around the sports festival?
**[16:42] ---**
No way!
**[16:45] ---**
So...
**[16:46] ---**
which party are you going to, Iino?
**[16:48] ---**
Well, I know you think
I'd be a thorn in your side. So I guess I'll...
**[16:54] ---**
Huh? I don't think that.
**[16:59] ---**
Is... that right?
**[17:01] ---**
Huh?
**[17:04] ---**
GOOD NIGHT!!
SEE YOU LATER
**[17:04] ---**
IINO AND I WILL BOTH
ATTEND YOUR
CHRISTMAS PARTY
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
**[17:13] ---**
I have to give him my answer
three months from now, huh?
**[17:18] ---**
LOST AND FOUND
**[17:25] ---**
IF NO ONE'S CLAIMED IT
IN THREE MONTHS, TAKE IT!
**[17:28] ---**
If no one's claimed it
in three months, huh?
**[17:35] ---**
Not that I really want it.
**[17:38] ---**
*Christmas, huh?*
**[17:40] ---**
*I wonder what Shinomiya's going to do.*
**[17:52] ---**
*The second battle of minds
inside her own brain and the trial begin!*
**[17:57] ---**
TWO GENIUSES' WAR OF LOVE
**[17:59] ---**
WHAT? I'M UP!?
**[18:06] ---**
Not only did the defendant steal a kiss
from Miyuki Shirogane without warning,
**[18:06] ---**
THE ACCUSED KAGUYA (STUPID)
**[18:10] ---**
but she even inserted her tongue,
of all things.
**[18:12] ---**
She is therefore charged with the crime proscribed
in article 174 of our personal penal code...
**[18:15] ---**
The Grown-Up Kiss Offensive.
**[18:17] ---**
In addition, the defendant is deemed
a flight risk who may flee the country.
**[18:20] ---**
Therefore, the prosecution seeks
the death penalty for the defendant.
**[18:20] ---**
THE COMPLETE
SIX CODES
OF JAPAN
**[18:23] ---**
PROSECUTOR KAGUYA
(COLD AS ICE)
**[18:25] ---**
Death penalty?
**[18:26] ---**
COUNSEL KAGUYA SHINOMIYA
**[18:26] ---**
No objections.
**[18:27] ---**
My own lawyer won't even defend me?
**[18:29] ---**
*Pwesident is in the student council room...
Wow, it's perfect!*
**[18:31] ---**
Uttering gibberish
in front of President...
**[18:33] ---**
*Number one...*
**[18:34] ---**
NUMBER ONE
**[18:34] ---**
S-Saying he was your number one!
**[18:36] ---**
I don't remember.
**[18:37] ---**
Well, what a convenient mind you have!
**[18:40] ---**
Well, why is it such a big deal?
**[18:41] ---**
President used all those balloons
to let me know how he feels!
**[18:45] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[18:46] ---**
W-Well, you do have a point, but—
**[18:49] ---**
How ludicrous.
**[18:50] ---**
Why are you letting
mere balloons rattle you?
**[18:54] ---**
AHHH
**[18:55] ---**
You're not looking like yourself, either!
**[18:57] ---**
My internal breakers broke, too.
**[19:00] ---**
All right.
**[19:02] ---**
Playtime is over.
**[19:04] ---**
You've been summoned today so that
we can decide what to do going forward.
**[19:08] ---**
This is a crucial decision
that will determine our future.
**[19:08] ---**
PRESIDING JUDGE KAGUYA
(CHILD)
**[19:11] ---**
There are three issues under discussion.
**[19:12] ---**
(1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH PRESIDENT
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
(3) ON THAT GROWN-UP KISS
**[19:13] ---**
Let us resolve them one by one.
**[19:15] ---**
First of all...
**[19:16] ---**
our relationship with President.
**[19:18] ---**
Come on, we've got to be lovers now!
I mean, we've kissed!
**[19:21] ---**
R-Right, we are, aren't we?
**[19:22] ---**
SMOOCH
**[19:23] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[19:24] ---**
If kissing makes you lovers,
then sex workers would be lovers with everyone.
**[19:29] ---**
I have to agree.
**[19:31] ---**
Although our feelings are undeniably mutual,
we've never been vocal about them.
**[19:36] ---**
If we're to take it to the next level,
we should say so directly.
**[19:39] ---**
Then regarding Number 1,
our conclusion must be...
**[19:40] ---**
(1) ON OUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH MIYUKI SHIROGANE
**[19:42] ---**
A.
MORE THAN
FRIENDS
LESS THAN
LOVERS
**[19:46] ---**
Next, let's discuss studying abroad!
**[19:47] ---**
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
**[19:49] ---**
Well, President did say
it was a once-in-a-lifetime wish!
**[19:52] ---**
I'm so going!
**[19:53] ---**
Yes.
**[19:56] ---**
Are you serious?
**[19:56] ---**
Huuuh?
**[19:58] ---**
You don't seriously believe
you'll be allowed to do such a thing, do you?
**[20:02] ---**
How do you plan to talk Father into it?
**[20:04] ---**
Well...
**[20:05] ---**
Consider it a blessing that you've been able
to distance yourself from him.
**[20:09] ---**
You must refrain at all costs from doing anything
that would awaken the sleeping tiger.
**[20:14] ---**
But I already told him I'd go.
**[20:16] ---**
Keeping your promises, no matter what.
**[20:18] ---**
You need something in your life
that you can have absolute faith in.
**[20:21] ---**
Isn't that the policy you live by?
**[20:24] ---**
Do whatever you want. However...
**[20:27] ---**
when you fail, it might be
the last time I ever see your face.
**[20:35] ---**
(2) ON STUDYING ABROAD
**[20:37] ---**
A.
GO WITH
PRESIDENT
**[20:38] ---**
And finally, regarding that grown-up kiss...
**[20:43] ---**
what are we going to do about it?
**[20:46] ---**
Seriously, what are we going to do? Well?
**[20:48] ---**
President might be thinking
that I'm a super-nympho lust monster!
**[20:52] ---**
I mean it, what are we going to do?
**[20:54] ---**
All you have to do is explain yourself.
**[20:56] ---**
That you just misread the situation.
**[20:58] ---**
But that would be embarrassing!
**[21:00] ---**
I think it would be better
to take the stance of a grown-up woman!
**[21:01] ---**
A KISS?
THAT'S NO MORE
THAN A GREETING
**[21:03] ---**
What a ludicrous conversation.
**[21:05] ---**
That's why you never should've kissed him.
**[21:07] ---**
In the first place, a kiss is something
that the man should seek.
**[21:11] ---**
A woman going for a kiss...
How disgraceful is that!
**[21:13] ---**
I think you're being sexist!
**[21:15] ---**
She's right! Who decided
that a woman can't kiss first?
**[21:19] ---**
You have no clue, do you?
**[21:22] ---**
I'd rather have a kiss stolen from me,
not the other way around!
**[21:25] ---**
Huh?
**[21:26] ---**
What? But why?
**[21:28] ---**
Because it would make my heart
pound harder that way!
**[21:30] ---**
We all have different fetishes!
**[21:33] ---**
Kissing impulsively...
We're not beasts in the wild!
**[21:33] ---**
IRRITATED
**[21:36] ---**
Would it kill you to learn a little restraint?
**[21:39] ---**
It's only natural to want
to kiss someone you're in love with!
**[21:42] ---**
That's right! If you really love someone,
there's just no holding back!
**[21:45] ---**
You can say stuff like that
because you're not in love with President, Ice!
**[21:52] ---**
Me...
**[21:54] ---**
not in love with...
**[21:56] ---**
Miyuki Shirogane?
**[21:58] ---**
You happy-go-lucky insurgents...
**[22:02] ---**
You can't see the forest for the trees
because you put your own feelings first!
**[22:07] ---**
You have no idea how much I've held back!
**[22:09] ---**
How I've continued to hold back all this time!
**[22:12] ---**
It was none other than I
who first fell in love with Miyuki Shirogane!
**[22:15] ---**
More than you two ever have!
**[22:17] ---**
I'm also the one who's the most serious
about my future with him!
**[22:22] ---**
Here I am, racking my brain
to find a way to make him mine,
**[22:25] ---**
yet you both keep doing as you please!
**[22:27] ---**
How arrogant of you,
you Kaguya-come-latelys!
**[22:31] ---**
Hey, hold up.
**[22:32] ---**
Don't argue with yourself. It's just sad.
**[22:35] ---**
Right! In the first place, it doesn't matter
who fell in love with him first!
**[22:38] ---**
I mean, aren't you even happy
that President kissed you?
**[22:41] ---**
Oh, would you shut up?
**[22:45] ---**
It's like your brains
are in la-la land, you morons!
**[22:50] ---**
Don't you dare lecture me!
**[22:53] ---**
I've been longing all this time
for President to kiss me!
**[22:58] ---**
So, what were you thinking?
**[23:00] ---**
Go die and rot in hell!
**[23:02] ---**
For once in your lives,
consider my feelings, too!
**[23:05] ---**
Oh, this isn't good.
**[23:16] ---**
*Are you sure
you want to conceal the real you?*
**[23:31] ---**
Are you awake, Shinomiya?
**[23:33] ---**
Morning.
**[23:39] ---**
Yes.
**[23:40] ---**
It seems I've been fast asleep for a while.
**[23:43] ---**
Huh?
**[23:45] ---**
Good morning, Shirogane.
**[23:50] ---**
I'd appreciate a cup of coffee, please.
**[23:54] ---**
I'm throwing
a Christmas party at
my place this year.
Wanna come?
**[23:55] ---**
Hmm, I'll come
if I can make it.
**[23:56] ---**
Sis texted me
that Kaguya will be there.
**[23:59] ---**
I'M COMING