E9 - Yu Ishigami Closes His Eyes, Part 2 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     The fifth member of the Shuchiin Academy     Student Council is... [00:02] ---     Financial Auditor Miko lino! [00:05] ---     It's been only a few days since she joined     the student council, and already... [00:05] ---     "DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE" [00:09] ---     Listen. [00:10] ---     I want to resign from the student council. [00:12] ---     ...she wants to quit! [01:47] ---     "YU ISHIGAMI     CLOSES HIS EYES, PART 2" [01:49] ---     But you finally got to join the student     council. Why would you resign now? [01:53] ---     Certainly, I've always wanted to join. [01:56] ---     I was thrilled when I got appointed! [01:59] ---     But... [02:00] ---     ...the student council I wanted to serve on... [02:03] ---     The student council I wanted to serve on... [02:08] ---     This is the story of a short     high school girl with high ideals. [02:12] ---     It is the record of a student council member [02:14] ---     who stays true to herself     despite being rejected over and over... [02:16] ---     "STUDENT COUNCIL WARS" [02:18] ---     A girl who tries to create     a new student council! [02:22] ---     You bumbling idiot! [02:24] ---     Can't you even handle a simple task? [02:27] ---     This student council is no place for losers! [02:31] ---     A merciless meritocracy! [02:33] ---     Illicit intimate relations? [02:35] ---     We'll expel them all. [02:38] ---     That's the best way. [02:39] ---     We have to get rid of the rotten apples     as soon as possible. [02:42] ---     A group of stone-cold realists. [02:46] ---     Please, wait! [02:48] ---     Those young people have made a mistake! [02:50] ---     Expelling them for one error is going too far! [02:53] ---     Controlling the students through draconian     punishments is like a reign of terror! [02:56] ---     Is that the kind of student council you want? [03:00] ---     Cheap emotions have no place     in this student council. [03:04] ---     They serve no useful purpose. [03:06] ---     The student council     is for the benefit of the elite. [03:09] ---     That is what we are. [03:11] ---     If you object, if you don't like it,     if you can't stand that... [03:15] ---     ...then get out! [03:19] ---     Why? Why don't they understand? [03:22] ---     At this rate, the student council     and the academy will both fall to ruin! [03:26] ---     But her... [03:28] ---     I'm sure the kind, pure     and angelic Fujiwara will understand. [03:34] ---     Kaguya is my friend. [03:38] ---     I want to shoulder     the burden of her sin with her. [03:42] ---     A weeping angel. [03:45] ---     There's something only you can do, right? [03:49] ---     That's what you should do. [03:54] ---     She was given something. [03:56] ---     That was hope. [04:01] ---     Every student in the school signed this! [04:04] ---     They all want the punishments revoked! [04:06] ---     That's not a smart way     of going about things. But-- [04:09] ---     This is how I do things! [04:14] ---     I see. [04:16] ---     She's a breath of fresh air. [04:18] ---     Maybe this is just what we needed. [04:22] ---     Thus, the student council     would slowly begin to transform. [04:27] ---     And it all started with her. [04:31] ---     Like that! [04:32] ---     "BE RIGHTEOUS AND SINCERE" [04:33] ---     Your imagination     really runs wild, doesn't it? [04:35] ---     You should also add Ishigami     to your scenario. [04:38] ---     I don't want to waste a moment of my life     thinking about Ishigami. [04:41] ---     Poor Ishigami... [04:43] ---     I was so excited     when I joined the student council. [04:46] ---     But the reality is... [04:48] ---     President is a man whore! [04:48] ---     I like black panties! [04:50] ---     I'll make you feel even better. [04:51] ---     If I feel any better than this, I'll die! [04:52] ---     Not another word! SIGN    "NEXT: CHAPTER 128 THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STUDENT COUNCIL" [04:53] ---     They're all lechers! [04:56] ---     At this rate, it's only a matter of time     before I fall into their clutches. [05:00] ---     But it took so long for me     to get on to the student council. [05:03] ---     If I leave now, I'll feel like a quitter! [05:07] ---     You take everything so seriously. [05:09] ---     You could just choose to stick with it     and enjoy the student council lifestyle. [05:13] ---     That makes no sense! [05:16] ---     It doesn't? Personally, I find     what you're describing pretty appealing. [05:19] ---     I don't care about your warped interests! [05:22] ---     The kind of love I want isn't tainted by lust! [05:32] ---     Junior high was the worst time of my life.     Everyone shunned me. [05:37] ---     But someone anonymously tried     to cheer me up. [05:37] ---     "One day, your efforts will bear fruit" [05:40] ---     It was pure generosity     that asked for nothing in return. [05:46] ---     That's what true love is all about! [05:51] ---     You're still in la-la land. [05:53] ---     This flower has given me     the strength to carry on. [05:56] ---     Enough with that story.     I've heard it at least ten times already. [06:00] ---     Anyway... [06:01] ---     I'm not like President who's lust incarnate! [06:04] ---     Miko is a highly imaginative dreamer. [06:04] ---     I'll never accept what he stands for!     The very moment he became impure... [06:07] ---     Because of that,     she often jumps to conclusions. [06:11] ---     My guess is she's mistaken     about President Shirogane being lust incarnate. [06:17] ---     Okay. [06:19] ---     Let's analyze these stories of yours. [06:22] ---     The expression "man whore"... [06:24] ---     Can you really picture the vice president     using a crude term like "man whore"? [06:29] ---     Well... Not really... [06:33] ---     Maybe she really said something     like "brand sore" or "banned roar." [06:34] ---     "SWINE" [06:36] ---     That's exactly what I imagine! [06:38] ---     To begin with, the vice president     would never let boys take advantage of her. [06:43] ---     And your perception of President     as being lust incarnate must be mistaken. [06:46] ---     Wait... That means... [06:53] ---     President... [06:55] ---     Tell me... [06:57] ---     ...you're a filthy pig. [07:00] ---     Say you're crazy about black panties. [07:06] ---     I don't particularly like... [07:08] ---     Is that so? [07:10] ---     You refuse to obey me? [07:12] ---     I'm looking forward to seeing it. [07:15] ---     Your brand sore. [07:17] ---     The doubts about President     being a "man whore" are cleared up. [07:23] ---     Kaguya, you're going too far. [07:26] ---     You dare defy me? [07:28] ---     Ishigami... [07:29] ---     President... [07:30] ---     Seal up this girl's mouth. [07:33] ---     "HUFF HUFF" [07:35] ---     The duct tape mystery is cleared up! [07:37] ---     "HUFF HUFF" [07:37] ---     How much longer do we have to do this? [07:39] ---     To be honest, it's getting me excited. [07:40] ---     I think you two need to be taped, too. [07:43] ---     "ISHIGAMI" [07:45] ---     President... [07:46] ---     What do you suppose lino would think     if she saw you like this? [07:50] ---     Stop it! [07:51] ---     Please let go of me! [07:55] ---     Iino! [07:57] ---     I was so scared! [07:59] ---     S-Scumbag! [08:01] ---     Now the student council will be mine! [08:04] ---     Her suspicions about Shirogane     pinning Kaguya down are cleared up. [08:06] ---     Say it! Tell me it feels good! [08:09] ---     Say it! Say it! [08:11] ---     I-It feels good! [08:13] ---     If I feel any better than this, I'll die! [08:15] ---     And so, everything is cleared up! [08:17] ---     How could I have     so grossly misunderstood? [08:19] ---     President Shirogane     didn't do anything wrong! [08:22] ---     Yep. [08:24] ---     It's Vice President Shinomiya     who's evil incarnate! [08:27] ---     Huh? [08:29] ---     She used me, playing the victim card     to take down President Shirogane! [08:35] ---     She won't get away with it! [08:36] ---     How did you come to this idea? [08:38] ---     I'm going to grill her about it! [08:39] ---     Miko! [08:42] ---     "STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM" [08:44] ---     Oh, lino... [08:47] ---     Vice President Shinomiya, give it up! [08:50] ---     I've got the goods on you! [08:53] ---     What are you talking about? [08:55] ---     "ROAR" [08:55] ---     What do you think about President Shirogane? [08:58] ---     I really don't know what you're getting at. [09:01] ---     I'm asking you to tell me     what you think of President Shirogane! [09:05] ---     What do I think of President? [09:10] ---     Why are you asking me that? [09:16] ---     When I don't even know the answer myself. [09:25] ---     Huh? [09:27] ---     I don't know what to think now! [09:30] ---     She's flustered after receiving     an unexpectedly pure response. [09:34] ---     Today's battle result... [09:36] ---     Iino loses. [09:41] ---     "MIKO IINO" [09:46] ---     "KAGUYA WANTS TO TOUCH" [09:46] ---     Shinomiya has been acting strange ever since     she collapsed and went to the hospital. [09:54] ---     Oh, Shinomiya... [09:55] ---     President... [09:57] ---     I've got something to do today, [09:59] ---     so I have to leave early. [10:01] ---     Okay. [10:03] ---     She takes off every time I get here     and won't look me in the eye. [10:08] ---     It's like she's avoiding me. [10:13] ---     So, why did you run away from him? [10:18] ---     It's not like I wanted to run away! But... [10:22] ---     every time I look at his face, it reminds me of     the incident in the sports equipment warehouse, [10:25] ---     and my head starts spinning! [10:29] ---     It's probably a brain disorder. [10:31] ---     What'll I do if I get a blood clot? [10:33] ---     First, it was heart disease,     and now, you've got a brain disorder? [10:37] ---     I won't be surprised if you make     an appointment with a neurosurgeon. [10:40] ---     I'd better come up with countermeasures. [10:42] ---     Do you have a better way? [10:49] ---     How about...     We develop a calming ritual. [10:52] ---     Rituals! [10:54] ---     Professional athletes use rituals     to control their emotions. [10:58] ---     Performing rituals resets their mental     patterns. This enables them to remain calm. [11:05] ---     First, we have to decide on a ritual. [11:09] ---     Lady Kaguya, try moving around until you find     a gesture that feels comfortable to you. [11:11] ---     "SHFF SHFF" [11:14] ---     A comfortable gesture? [11:29] ---     I keep thinking about the music,     so I can't focus. [11:33] ---     It's to help you find your ritual. [11:40] ---     Maybe this? [11:42] ---     This feels comfortable. [11:44] ---     I see. [11:45] ---     Then, it's "caressing your left cheek     with your right hand." [11:49] ---     That will be your calming ritual, Lady Kaguya. [11:51] ---     Now, you have to establish your ritual [11:53] ---     to hardwire it into your brain     so you associate it with a state of relaxation. [11:59] ---     Keep touching your left cheek     with your right hand whenever you feel relaxed. [12:04] ---     If you hardwire this association, [12:06] ---     you'll be able to calm yourself     simply by touching your left cheek [12:09] ---     no matter how hard it is     to handle President Shirogane. [12:12] ---     I see. [12:14] ---     Once you master this ritual,     it will become a powerful weapon. [12:18] ---     Though, to be honest,     I have no idea what you're battling. [12:22] ---     And so, in order to establish her ritual, [12:26] ---     Kaguya caresses her left cheek with her     right hand whenever she feels relaxed. [12:31] ---     And a few days later... [12:33] ---     Look, here's your future hubby. [12:37] ---     There, touch your cheek. [12:40] ---     Impressive. [12:41] ---     You mastered your ritual in such a short time. [12:44] ---     It's been a while     since I thought you were a genius. [12:48] ---     What do you mean, "It's been a while"? [12:50] ---     Even if you get into a near-kiss situation     with President again, [12:52] ---     you can stay calm. [12:57] ---     Um... [12:58] ---     That... [13:01] ---     No problem. [13:02] ---     Try saying that without touching your cheek. [13:08] ---     I won't run away today! [13:10] ---     I have a calming ritual now! [13:15] ---     Shinomiya... [13:17] ---     President... [13:19] ---     Use your calming ritual at critical moments. [13:23] ---     Critical moments... [13:26] ---     Shinomiya, [13:28] ---     "SHIROGANE'S HEART POWER" [13:28] ---     have you been     avoiding me lately? [13:29] ---     "PRESIDENT STARTS     TALKING TO HER" SIGN    "SHE'LL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL IF THE METER HITS 10" [13:34] ---     No, not particularly. [13:36] ---     Liar! [13:36] ---     "SHINOMIYA'S TENSION METER" [13:36] ---     "LOOM" [13:37] ---     Every time I get here,     you leave right away! [13:39] ---     If you have something     to say to me, say it in words! SIGN    "PRESIDENT IS WITHIN A ONE-METER RADIUS" [13:41] ---     I can't let him close in! [13:43] ---     "PRESIDENT GRABS HER HAND" [13:46] ---     Don't run away. [13:47] ---     I just want to talk to you. [13:50] ---     I'm getting dizzy again. [13:53] ---     But this is no problem! [13:54] ---     "Right hand-left cheek calming ritual" [13:56] ---     Now that I have a calming ritual! [14:00] ---     If I touch my left cheek     with my right hand... [14:02] ---     My right hand... [14:04] ---     My right hand... [14:06] ---     He's gripping it! [14:09] ---     Let go! [14:10] ---     If I do, you'll just run away! [14:11] ---     What should I do? [14:13] ---     I could shake him off using a joint lock, [14:14] ---     "KAGUYA IS A BLACK BELT     IN AIKIDO AND JUDO" [14:14] ---     but that would hurt him! [14:17] ---     Don't give me the silent treatment.     Say something! [14:19] ---     Did they find something at the hospital? [14:23] ---     Or... [14:25] ---     ...did I do something to make you     hate me without realizing it? [14:31] ---     You didn't do anything     to make me hate you. [14:35] ---     Is this about our near-kiss     in the sports equipment warehouse? [14:39] ---     "PRESIDENT BRINGS UP THE SUBJECT OF KISSING" [14:42] ---     But that was a misunderstanding! [14:44] ---     "GRIPPING HER SHOULDER" [14:45] ---     "PRESIDENT MOVES IN CLOSE" [14:45] ---     I was trying to break your fall,     and we ended up in that position! [14:49] ---     "SHAKEN" [14:49] ---     But then you closed your eyes! [15:06] ---     P-President! [15:09] ---     Today's battle result... SIGN    "KAGUYA WINS (SHE MASTERED HER CALMING RITUAL)" [15:11] ---     Kaguya wins. [15:14] ---     Even though calming rituals     among professional athletes goes way back, [15:17] ---     the second it becomes the media's     next shiny thing, people start to imitate it. [15:21] ---     Especially members     of high school sports teams. [15:22] ---     They'll copy the ritual of throwing     their water bottles into a trash can, [15:25] ---     when in the first place,     a ritual is a routine you do on the daily... [15:33] ---     The Cheerleading Squad... [15:34] ---     "KAGUYA DOESN'T SAY NO" [15:34] ---     They're annoying, all bright-eyed and bushy-     tailed, looking like they're having so much fun. [15:37] ---     I used to wish they'd get wiped     off the face of the Earth. [15:41] ---     But I was wrong to think like that. [15:45] ---     I was really the pathetic one, [15:47] ---     inveighing against them     when I didn't do a damn thing myself. [15:52] ---     Do we have any volunteers     for the Sports Festival Cheerleading Squad? [15:56] ---     Somebody? Anybody? [16:01] ---     Then I realized I should join     the Cheerleading Squad myself. [16:05] ---     That would be the key to becoming a normie. [16:07] ---     Tell me, Team Red... [16:10] ---     Are we gonna win? [16:13] ---     My logic was flawed. [16:15] ---     It's not that joining the Cheerleading Squad     will make you a normie, [16:18] ---     but that only normies     join the Cheerleading Squad. [16:20] ---     "THE TRIBE OF YAY!!" [16:22] ---     The Tribe of Yay! [16:23] ---     They yell "Yay" at every opportunity, [16:25] ---     party all the time, are bursting with energy,     and their clothes are all trendy. [16:26] ---     "YAY" [16:28] ---     They exist even at Shuchiin Academy. [16:30] ---     All right, return to your seats! [16:30] ---     They are the polar opposite     an asocial person like Ishigami. [16:32] ---     A'ight! [16:33] ---     Roger! [16:34] ---     I made a terrible decision     in a moment of doubt. [16:38] ---     Even one of my classmates, Onodera,     is looking at me like, "Are you nuts?" [16:42] ---     So, I'll be the leader. [16:44] ---     And I'm thinking Koyasu     will be the vice leader. [16:47] ---     Everybody okay with that? [16:48] ---     Yay! We're totally okay! [16:52] ---     Just like that, the leader was decided. [16:54] ---     Our first order of business     is deciding on Team Red's slogan. [16:58] ---     So, anybody got any bright ideas? [17:00] ---     Then, how about... [17:02] ---     That one! [17:03] ---     I like this one! [17:03] ---     Now, one! [17:05] ---     It's so-so. [17:05] ---     So, that's the way it works. [17:07] ---     I can't participate that way. [17:10] ---     I see. There's no reason     to even have desks in here. [17:13] ---     So, let's choose between these three. [17:16] ---     They all suck! SIGN    "Instagrammable Team Red We totally be best! Burn Team Red Yee-Crazy-Haa" [17:17] ---     What the hell is "instagrammable"? [17:21] ---     You guys are obsessed with being photogenic! [17:23] ---     Like the way you document     every time you eat friggin' pancakes! [17:25] ---     Don't! [17:27] ---     All right, why don't we do this? SIGN    "Being Best Absolutely Yee-Crazy-Haa Instagrammable" [17:31] ---     Even worse! [17:32] ---     I like it! [17:34] ---     That's a definite yes! [17:35] ---     You mean a definite no! [17:36] ---     Since I'm the leader,     give me slicked-back hair! [17:37] ---     But then again,     they have better grades than me. [17:39] ---     Nice! [17:39] ---     Nice! [17:41] ---     I'll send it to your Instagram     accounts from Line. [17:43] ---     Oh, man! [17:44] ---     Our Instagram Stories are gonna go viral! [17:45] ---     I think our work's done     here for today! [17:48] ---     I have no idea what they're saying. [17:50] ---     Let's make a Line group. [17:52] ---     What should I do? I don't even use Line. [17:54] ---     Would Skype work? [17:57] ---     Vice Leader... [17:59] ---     You're Yu, right? I've heard about you. [18:02] ---     Don't you have Line? [18:04] ---     Tell me your mail address.     I'll just mail you what's important. [18:08] ---     Sorry for putting you to the trouble. [18:10] ---     So... [18:12] ---     ...for our uniforms... [18:14] ---     "Have we switched bodies!?" [18:15] ---     The girls will wear boys' school uniforms,     and the guys will dress up like girls! [18:19] ---     Everyone is responsible     for borrowing from somebody. [18:21] ---     This is sick! [18:22] ---     Who are you going to borrow from? [18:23] ---     Trade with me! [18:23] ---     I've got confidence. [18:28] ---     Am I in Hell? [18:30] ---     And they're demons     who are used to the place. [18:33] ---     You guys have female friends,     so it's easy for you to borrow their uniform, [18:37] ---     but I don't have anyone like that. [18:40] ---     If I asked any of my female classmates to let     me borrow their uniform, they'd freak out. [18:46] ---     There are the student council girls... [18:50] ---     Iino would say... [18:52] ---     "Forget it!     I'd never be able to wear it again!" [18:55] ---     I'd have the best chance     asking Fujiwara, but... [18:58] ---     "You would do something weird     with it, wouldn't you?" [19:00] ---     That's tough. [19:02] ---     She thinks I'm a pervert. [19:06] ---     Not that I blame her... [19:07] ---     And I'm scared of Shinomiya. [19:10] ---     I should probably just quit. [19:11] ---     Did I hear you say my name? [19:13] ---     There she is! [19:14] ---     I'm sorry! [19:16] ---     Why are you trying to run away? [19:19] ---     So, I don't have anyone to borrow from. [19:23] ---     To be honest, I was thinking     of just quitting the Cheerleading Squad. [19:27] ---     Oh... [19:28] ---     Well, if you don't mind,     I'd be willing to lend you my uniform. [19:32] ---     Really? [19:33] ---     Sure. [19:34] ---     You don't care that I'll be wearing it? [19:38] ---     Well, when a fellow student council member     is in a jam, what else can I do? [19:43] ---     Shinomiya, you're totally yee-crazy-haa. [19:47] ---     What does that mean? [19:49] ---     I don't know myself. [19:51] ---     I've got a thin waist, [19:54] ---     so I don't know if it'll fit you. [19:56] ---     Do you want to try it on now? [19:58] ---     Please. [20:01] ---     You mean right here? [20:02] ---     If you're bashful, I could wait outside. [20:05] ---     No, it's okay. [20:09] ---     Shinomiya just wore this today. [20:12] ---     I'm going to wear it in front of her. [20:16] ---     This could awaken something inside of me. [20:33] ---     It fits, more or less. [20:36] ---     Oh, it looks cute on you. [20:41] ---     Since you've already got it on... [20:43] ---     ...how about doing makeup, too? [20:46] ---     You wear makeup, Shinomiya? [20:49] ---     I've had people put it on me on occasion,     so I remember how it's done. [20:55] ---     Are you embarrassed? [20:57] ---     No, not really. [21:01] ---     Is this my drag debut? [21:05] ---     What'll I do if I really am     mistaken for a girl? [21:08] ---     By the way,     is it too tight around your waist? [21:11] ---     No, that part's actually fine. [21:13] ---     Really? Good. [21:15] ---     If anything, it's kind of tight     in the chest area. [21:20] ---     I did sports in junior high,     so I've got a bit of pectoral muscles. [21:24] ---     So I apologize if I stretch it out. [21:26] ---     Not at all. [21:27] ---     Don't worry about it. [21:29] ---     Shinomiya is nicer than I gave her credit for. [21:34] ---     "10 MINUTES LATER" [21:36] ---     We're done, Ishigami. [21:38] ---     "WITH PULP INSIDE" [21:40] ---     Hey, cut that out! [21:42] ---     Why did you prank me like that? [21:44] ---     Sorry. I'll fix it. [21:48] ---     Quit giggling. [21:49] ---     "HMPH" [21:50] ---     Okay, okay. [21:52] ---     Well, I don't mind her being affectionate     toward a fellow council member, [21:54] ---     Come on, sit still. [21:54] ---     but aren't they sitting a little too close? [21:57] ---     I mean, it's not like I'm jealous or anything! [22:02] ---     Excuse me for a second. SIGN    "From: Cheerleading Squad Vice Leader Tsubame Koyasu Practice in the courtyard every Tuesday and Thursday at 5 pm" [22:10] ---     Well, [22:11] ---     maybe I'll give it a shot. [22:13] ---     And so, Yu Ishigami became a member     of the Cheerleading Squad. [22:17] ---     His story continues     in "Victory and Defeat at the Sports Festival." [22:21] ---     "SPORTS FESTIVAL" [22:23] ---     Should we put a ribbon on you? [22:26] ---     Do you want to awaken something within me? [22:27] ---     Or has it already awakened?