# E5 - Kaguya Wants to Handle It - Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Show Off - Kaguya Wants to Be Covered

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW498MJY/kaguya-wants-to-handle-it--miyuki-shirogane-wants-to-show-off--kaguya-wants-to-be-covered)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The seasonal uniform change!<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been so muggy lately, you know?<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even just changing into short sleeves<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;feels much more comfortable.<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RESPONSIBILITY AND DUTY<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Relationship advice?<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! I don't know what to do.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I heard that the student council<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gives advice for that kind of thing, too.<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KAGUYA WANTS TO HANDLE IT<br>**[01:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the only one I can count on,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kaguya!<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood.<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The president here often says<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that lending an ear to the students' troubles<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is also a duty of the student council.<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So,<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what's the trouble?<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to know how to break up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;smoothly with my boyfriend.<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I thought it would be<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;two or three steps before that point!*<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Advice about having a boyfriend.*<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really popular, and I'm sure<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you know a lot about love!<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I've never even gone out with anyone,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so how could I possibly answer that?*<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew I could come to you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a great idea!<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Her expectations are too high!*<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But Shinomiya gave romantic advice once,*<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so there's no way<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can tell her it's beyond me!*<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll just have to get through it somehow!*<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you want to break up?<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, he suddenly asked me out.<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Bam!*<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said, "Okay" on the spur of the moment,<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I didn't really know him.<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I don't really know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how to communicate with him either.<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, there's more distance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between us now than before.<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel guilty about it,<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so if it's going to be like this, I figured<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe we're better off just breaking up.<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Until just before,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you were strangers to each other.<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I can see where you're coming from.<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't hate him, though, do you?<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course not. But I don't know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if what I feel for him is love.<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you start<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by telling me his good points?<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What I like about him?<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Everyone has strong points<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or something that's cute about them.<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For example, he's honest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or he does well academically.<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe he studies hard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or he's actually really kind<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and can't turn his back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on someone who's in trouble.<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe he has a menacing look.<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A menacing look is a drawback.<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! Being bothered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by your own menacing look is cute!<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You like boys who have menacing looks?<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget I said that.<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only person around you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a menacing look that I can think of...<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the wrong idea.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now let's continue.<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you find one good thing about him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and start to appreciate that,<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll soon be able to see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;many of his good points,<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the next thing you know,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're unable to take your eyes off of him.<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if you see him every day...<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;little by little, you'll fall in love.<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what an acquaintance told me!<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not talking about me!<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[04:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's really not about me!<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because there isn't anyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in love with!<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the way you said it...<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I overheard!<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Fujiwara?<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's no fair to have girls' talk without me!<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please leave an issue like that<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Love Detective Chika!<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;LOVE DETECTIVE CHIKA<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you breathing hard?<br>**[04:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I was here from the beginning,<br>**[05:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but made a mad dash to the drama club<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to borrow this costume.<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're in a quandary, because you can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find your feelings for him.<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[05:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then this great detective will find<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that lost property called "love"<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and return it to you.<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, imagine him flirting with another girl.<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just try to imagine it.<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gloomy.<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;GLOOMY...<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grrr.<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;GRRR GRRR<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't like that feeling.<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, that's jealousy.<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't like that image<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because you like him.<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more unpleasant the feeling,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the deeper the love!<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love?<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you also like him, Miss Kashiwagi.<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, there's no way.<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't feel that way about the president,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right? I mean, come on.<br>**[06:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should take that feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and nurture it.<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suspected myself of being a cold person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for not being able to fall in love with someone<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who went as far as professing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his love for me.<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're right! I actually do love him!<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's like she was talked into it!*<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to talk to him more naturally?<br>**[06:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have to give<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more appropriate advice, too!*<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good question.<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cognitive balance.<br>**[06:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can probably use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Romeo and Juliet effect.<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- Romeo and Juliet?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- Romeo and Juliet?<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Romeo and Juliet's love faced obstacles.<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The idea is that love deepens<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when a couple shares<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a powerful enemy they face.<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A powerful enemy?<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't have to be a person.<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A shared imaginary enemy is fine.<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have an enemy like that.<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no! Everyone has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a powerful enemy they have to face!<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Who?<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's...<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this society!<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Society?<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unending war! The ever-expanding gap<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;between rich and poor!<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are no enemies<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more powerful than that!<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait. It should be something minor<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like entrance exams or everyday troubles.*<br>**[07:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I see! So the two of us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should rebel against this corrupt society!<br>**[07:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's a large-scale challenge!*<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The two of us will prepare!<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good luck!<br>**[07:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! Hold on!<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will it be okay? Did we just create<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;two antisocial deviants?<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be fine!<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please donate to the fund!<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[07:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please donate to the fund!<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems they were both<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;already interested in charity work.<br>**[07:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This has become a good opportunity.<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The feeling of wishing for peace...<br>**[07:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That may be the true meaning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of rebelling against society.<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So, her boyfriend is the one<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who went to the president for advice.*<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President?<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinomiya!<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you here with them?<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I applied to do<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;off-campus fundraising activities.<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please donate to the fund!<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, when I saw those two who don't seem<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be doing it on a whim or as a pastime,<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who are inexperienced but eager...<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please donate to the fund!<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it made me feel like supporting them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if it's not much.<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez.<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please donate to the fund!<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This kind of activity<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really isn't up my alley, though.<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is one of the things.<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Results of today's match...*<br>**[08:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KAGUYA LOSES<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaguya loses.<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PLEASE DONATE TO THE FUND<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PLEASE<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MIYUKI SHIROGANE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WANTS TO SHOW OFF<br>**[09:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHACK<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I was so close!*<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Not athletic!*<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NOTE: NOT ATHLETIC<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When it comes to studying,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shirogane excels,*<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but as for athletics, he's a catastrophe,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unfit for any human to see.*<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He delivered newspapers for many years,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and in the summertime, worked as a mover.*<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's easily able to ride his bike<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the 15 kilometers to school every day.*<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Miyuki Shirogane definitely doesn't suffer<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from a lack of physical ability.*<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He just has an alarming lack<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of coordination! That's the cause!*<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So, in order to protect<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his social status at Shuchiin Academy,*<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*daily extraordinary training is essential!*<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We've got volleyball next week.*<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have to get to the point<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of average ability by then.*<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*At this rate...*<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please take this seriously.*<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It looks like a dying alpaca,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but is that the president?*<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Really?*<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That dying alpaca?*<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How cute.*<br>**[10:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why isn't this working?<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President, are you okay?<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, no prob...<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fujiwara!<br>**[10:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot this here. Um...<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Did she see me?*<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's over.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good at both sports and studies...*<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The well-rounded<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President Shirogane brand...*<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even though I didn't do anything wrong,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my flawless image will...*<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Did I study for the test? Not really.*<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is really bad.<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Playing with a ball is so much fun!<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, well.*<br>**[10:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Whatever she thinks about me,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it won't do much damage.*<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Volleyball is the next sport for P.E., right?<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was able to reserve the gym,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I've been practicing.<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My serve is kind of weak, you know?<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I see.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Want me to teach you?<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, you can't teach someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unless you can do it yourself.<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm okay at volleyball!<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See?<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Incredible!<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PRESIDENT'S CRITERIA<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could her serve be so polished?<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How'd you like that?<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I had no idea you possessed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a special skill!<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet if I taught you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd improve in no time.<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;GRIN GRIN<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President! When you're<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;asking someone for help,<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what kind of attitude is appropriate?<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Please teach me.<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure! No problem!<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, first let me see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;exactly what the problem is.<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please show me your serve several times.<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why does that happen?<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know myself.<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how many times I try,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I keep hitting myself in the head.<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if I'm careful about my head,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my timing is totally off.<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm perfectly deadlocked!<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First of all, when you hit the ball,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;keep your eyes open!<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to state the obvious.<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, right!<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then open your eyes wide<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and try to hit the ball.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if that would make a difference.<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? That didn't work.<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your eyes aren't open!<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're not open!<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can you project the feeling,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I did what you said, but it didn't work"?<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look! They weren't even open<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one millimeter!<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't believe it!<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I have what they call "the yips"?<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What arrogance!<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President, maybe your image of yourself<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't in sync with your actual movements!<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's start with jumping<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with your eyes open!<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to be merciless with you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so be prepared!<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OGRE<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And so...*<br>**[13:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1, 2,<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3, 4 ,5...<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556, 557, 558, 559...<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*984, 985, 986 ,987...*<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No closed eyes when you jump.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The ball is your friend.<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And so, with morning and evening<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;training sessions, three days passed.*<br>**[13:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President...<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe this is enough.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you're good enough to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the level of a person who just sucks at it.<br>**[13:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Compared to when you were a creature,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've made a lot of progress.<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not yet!<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can still...<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do more!<br>**[13:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you working so hard for this?<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I don't want them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to see me look like a dork.<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If they're going to see me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want them to see me look cool!<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you talking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the person you like, President?<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not at all!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got romance on the brain!<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to hide it from me!<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's she? Who's she?<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[14:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please tell me!<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pester me about that!<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You did it!<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did it! You did it!<br>**[14:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, Fujiwara. Thanks to you.<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so tough!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you persevered until you achieved it!<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, Fujiwara.<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next teach me how to toss and receive!<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ONE WEEK LATER<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow!<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shirogane!<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Fujiwara?<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I raised that boy.<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're his mother?<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Results of today's match...*<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shirogane and Fujiwara's victory!*<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SHIROGANE AND<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FUJIWARA'S VICTORY<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;YES, WELL...<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KAGUYA WANTS TO BE COVERED<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. Ishigami finished dealing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the aftermath of that last mixer...<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so there really isn't anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for us to do today.<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we take the day off?<br>**[15:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure! Then you'd better call<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for an early pickup, Miss Kaguya.<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually...<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the car has a flat or something,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I thought I'd walk home.<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You won't be kidnapped?<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not much evidence is left on a rainy day,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so that's when they target you!<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't say things<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that'll make me nervous.<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to give you a lift,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I have somewhere to go.<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shinomiya is going to walk home?*<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's okay.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I appreciate the sentiment.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then maybe that'll work?*<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The turning point of the season.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rainy season.*<br>**[15:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sharing an umbrella!*<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Two shoulders close together<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;under one umbrella,*<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*an event that immediately closes<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the distance between man and woman.*<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The rainy season is the ideal season<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to share an umbrella.*<br>**[16:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What nonsense.*<br>**[16:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shamefully jostling each other<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;under one umbrella...*<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I do recognize the meaning<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;behind sharing an umbrella.*<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In the realm of romance,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what should be feared the most*<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*is summer vacation magic.*<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Spending summer vacation<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with your sweetheart."*<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That brand is so sought after*<br>**[16:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*that before summer vacation starts,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;evaluation of the opposite sex*<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*takes place everywhere<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;throughout the school.*<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sharing an umbrella emphasizes to onlookers<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an intimacy with a member of the opposite sex,*<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DAMN<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MARKING COMPLETE!!<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HE'S TAKEN<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and is the most efficient way<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to mark someone as being excluded*<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*from the group<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of "summer sweetheart candidates."*<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's really coming down.<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. It wasn't raining at all this morning.<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's pretty much one way<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that sharing an umbrella works.*<br>**[16:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*One... "A" has forgotten to bring<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an umbrella and is just standing there.*<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Two... Unable to ignore that,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"B" asks, "Wanna share?"*<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WANNA SHARE?<br>**[17:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SUCCESS!!<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, should we go?<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In short, the success<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of sharing an umbrella...*<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*depends on the "I forgot my umbrella" appeal!*<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*However...*<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I do?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have an umbrella.<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shoot, I forgot my umbrella.<br>**[17:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;COMPETITION BATTING!!<br>**[17:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Batting!*<br>**[17:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*An umbrella sharing event begins<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with one person forgetting their umbrella.*<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But if they both forget their umbrellas,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there are no developments!*<br>**[17:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's just two people<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who have forgotten to bring an umbrella!*<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You forgot your umbrella, too, Shinomiya?<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. It just slipped my mind,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since I usually get picked up.<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you forget?<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I didn't check the weather forecast.<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were in for a storm like this.<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Of course, it's all a bluff!*<br>**[17:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They both have folding umbrellas<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in their bags!*<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What do I do?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell her I have an umbrella now?*<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But if I do that...*<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, my.*<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You wanted to get under my umbrella<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so badly that you lied about your umbrella?*<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Good grief.*<br>**[18:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How cute.*<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't!*<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Already, taking out the umbrella<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would expose a meaningful lie.*<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And that would also directly link to inviting<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the other person to share the umbrella.*<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That would clearly spell defeat.*<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait. If she doesn't have a ride,*<br>**[18:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sure someone from the Shinomiya house<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would've given her an umbrella.*<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It wouldn't matter<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that it slipped her mind!*<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've got your number, President.*<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You have an umbrella<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in that bag, don't you?*<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're lying because you're too embarrassed<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to invite me under your umbrella.*<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In this situation,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the condition for victory...*<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*is none other than exposing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the other person's lie!*<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Shinomiya,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe you've actually got one.<br>**[18:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shirogane made the first move.*<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your usual ride had a flat today,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the day it rains.<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But today of all days, someone like you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who always plans ahead, forgot her umbrella.<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How likely is that?<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you trying to say?<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, nothing.<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Not enough information.*<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Should I gamble on a game-winning hit?*<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we're talking planning ahead,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you do the same, President.<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before, you said you didn't check<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the weather forecast, but I find that odd.<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's odd about it?<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have days like that.<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You always ride your bicycle<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to school, don't you?<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, but...<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then,<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why did you take the train today?<br>**[19:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I noticed your bike<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't in the bike rack today.<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What?*<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, if you think about it,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's nothing unnatural at all.<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On a rainy day,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you take the train to school.<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the reasonable thing to do, isn't it?<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, President...<br>**[19:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you said you missed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the weather forecast, right?<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why did you choose<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take the train today, of all days?<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth is...<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you saw it, didn't you?<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The weather forecast.<br>**[20:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The difference in preparation!*<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe you just thought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you forgot to bring an umbrella.<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President, would you take a look<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in your bag to see if it's there?<br>**[20:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The difference in advance preparation<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will decide the outcome of the game!*<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It didn't even take Shirogane an hour<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to devise his umbrella-sharing plan.*<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*On the other hand,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaguya confirmed the weather report.*<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She carefully looked at the weather map,*<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*used an awl to pierce<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the tire of her ride,*<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and checked the bicycle rack.*<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The amount of advance preparation<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gave her a big lead.*<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Naturally, she predicted<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this situation, as well.*<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now I'll score a point for good measure!*<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I'll just get soaked<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;walking home in the rain.<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;GRIN<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kaguya, you forgot your umbrella?<br>**[20:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got a spare in the classroom,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so please use this one.<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please be more careful for next time!<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Absent-minded Miss Kaguya!<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, see ya tomorrow!<br>**[21:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I had him! I was one step away!*<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why does that girl always spoil it?*<br>**[21:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now that it's come to this...*<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here.<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm giving you this umbrella, President!<br>**[21:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do what you want with it! Here!<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that umbrella belongs to Fujiwara.<br>**[21:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm subletting it!<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, look...<br>**[21:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[21:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about I borrow half of it?<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose that will do.<br>**[22:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Results of today's match...*<br>**[22:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RESULTS OF TODAY'S MATCH:<br>**[22:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A tie.*<br>**[22:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A TIE<br>