E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos

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[00:09] Jashin
    Where am I?!
SIGN    Natural Monument
SIGN    Sea
    Fig
    Tree
SIGN    Cluster
[01:42] Jashin
    Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?
[01:52] Kajiwara
    The trees are probably about 300 years old.
[01:55] Kajiwara
    About twenty wild Japanese
    sea fig trees grow here,
[02:00] Kajiwara
    Jashin-chan-kun.
[02:03] Jashin
    What a fine old tree.
[02:04] Kajiwara
    Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!
[02:07] Kajiwara
    You're so rambunctious.
[02:10] Kajiwara
    Look into the tree cavity like this.
[02:13] Jashin
    Cavity?
[02:16] Jashin
    Wait, is this...
[02:21] Jashin
    A heart!
[02:23] Kajiwara
    Yes, in other words...
[02:26] Kajiwara
    Love.
[02:31] Kajiwara
    No matter what painful things
    you go through, this land loves you.
[02:36] Jashin
    Love...
[02:38] Jashin
    Even for someone like me,
    who's always on the run...
[02:41] Kajiwara
    "Live facing south."
[02:43] Kajiwara
    It's this town's catchphrase.
[02:46] Kajiwara
    Never look back. Face the sun like a
    sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.
[02:53] Jashin
    Like a sunflower...
[02:55] Jashin
    By the way, what town is this?
[02:58] Jashin
    Where are we?
[02:59] Kajiwara
    It's Minamishimabara
     in Nagasaki Prefecture.
[03:03] Kajiwara
    Nagasaki?!
[03:04] DevilA
    Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern
     tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.
SIGN    Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
[03:10] DevilA
    It's a picturesque area with a rich history
    and a population of about 450,000.
[03:16] Jashin
    I can't believe I drifted this far
     from Musashikoma on a single kick.
[03:21] Jashin
    Still, changing the way I live now
    won't change the fact that I'm in debt.
[03:31] Lierre
    No one's watching, right?
[03:33] Lierre
    Okay!
[03:53] Jashin
    What are you doing?
[03:55] Lierre
    Good. No safety issues.
[03:58] Lierre
    Safety checks are very important.
[04:01] Lierre
    Oh, you were here?
[04:03] Jashin
    Was that fun?
[04:05] Lierre
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    I was just inspecting the facilities.
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Smirk
[04:11] Lierre
    What are you doing in
    Minamishimabara, anyway?
[04:14] Jashin
    What about you? Did you come to see me again?
[04:18] Lierre
    No, I'm here to see some old friends.
[04:21] Jashin
    Aw, you think that highly of me?
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
[04:30] Lierre
    Why did you come with me?
[04:32] Jashin
    If we're here together anyway,
    it's easier to travel together.
[04:35] Captain
    Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,
    they're in sight now.
[04:44] Lierre
    Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!
[04:49] Lierre
    S-So cute!
SIGN    Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
SIGN    Dolphin
SIGN    Watching
[04:57] Lierre
    That's so cool!
[04:59] Jashin
    Maybe I'm due for an image change...
[05:02] Dolphin
    You want to change?
[05:04] Dolphin
    You want to live a south-facing life?
[05:07] Jashin
    H-Huh?
[05:09] Dolphin
    Try landing one yourself!
[05:12] Lierre
    What's wrong?
[05:16] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
[05:20] Lierre
    Wh-What's going on?!
[05:23] Jashin
    Dolphinkick on My Devil!
[05:28] Tourist
    Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!
[05:31] Tourist
    Aren't dolphins cute?
[05:34] Lierre
    Uh-huh.
[05:35] Jashin
    I'm cute, too. And cool.
[05:38] Lierre
    Not as much as dolphins, obviously.
[05:41] Jashin
    So were these dolphins the
    old friends you came to see?
[05:45] Lierre
    Of course not.
[05:47] Jashin
    You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?
[05:49] Lierre
    No! This was just on the way!
[05:53] Lierre
    My friends can't be reached on foot.
[05:57] Lierre
    Would you give me a ride?
[06:07] Lierre
    Thank you.
[06:10] Jashin
    I could've given you a
    ride if you'd just asked.
[06:15] Lierre
    Look, I can see them.
[06:19] Jashin
    Where are they? All I see are mountains.
[06:23] Lierre
    You're not human. Try opening
    those supernatural eyes of yours.
[06:34] Jashin
    Eek! A giant!
[06:37] Lierre
    That's Misogoro.
[06:38] Lierre
    He loves miso, so in return for some,
[06:41] Lierre
    he clears paths through the
    mountains and helps on farms.
SIGN    Yushima
[06:45] Lierre
    It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima
    Island, which has more cats than people.
[06:53] Misogoro
    Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!
[06:56] Misogoro
    It's been centuries!
[06:58] Lierre
    Hi, Goro. How've you been?
[07:00] Misogoro
    Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.
[07:05] Misogoro
    Unusual to see you with a devil, though.
[07:09] Misogoro
    Pleased to meet you.
[07:10] Jashin
    Well, how kind of you...
[07:13] Misogoro
    My name is Misogoro.
[07:17] Jashin
    H-He's huge!
[07:19] Jashin
    Lierre has a giant like this on her side?
[07:25] Jashin
    Misogoro, I have nothing against you!
[07:27] Jashin
    But if you intend to stand in
    the way of my south-facing life,
[07:31] Jashin
    you must die!
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Following
[07:34] Jashin
    Take this!
[07:36] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!
[07:40] Jashin
    Ouch!
[07:41] Misogoro
    What was that? Did something just hit me?
[07:45] Lierre
    Don't worry about it.
[07:50] Jashin
    Francisco!
[07:54] Jashin
    Ow...
[07:56] Jashin
    What's this place?
[08:03] Shiro
    Who are you?
[08:08] Shiro
    This is a World Heritage Site,
    a place recognized on a global level:
[08:11] Shiro
    the Hara Castle Ruins.
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
[08:15] Jashin
    Who are you three?
[08:17] Shiro
    I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.
[08:20] Jashin
    Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?
[08:25] Shiro
    You know Lierre-sama?
[08:32] Kid
    Take that!
[08:33] Miku
    Oh, no! You got me!
SIGN    ————————————
SIGN    Ayugaeri Falls
[08:37] Kyon
    Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?
[08:40] Ran
    The best. It's so nice and cool.
[08:42] Yurine
    Hey, you're all here.
[08:44] Medusa
    Hi.
[08:45] Kyon
    Aiya! Yurine-nee!
[08:47] Ran
    Medusa-chan!
SIGN    Scoop*!*
SIGN    Shimabara
    Tenobe Somen
[08:52] Kyon
    Today, we're reporting on
    a somen chute in Shimabara.
[08:55] Kyon
    Take a look! This is the somen that
    comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:
[09:00] Kyon
    Shimabara Tenobe Somen!
[09:02] Kyon
    There are many theories about how
    it got started, but most say islanders
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Hyogo
SIGN    Kagawa
[09:06] Kyon
    from Shodo Island brought it with them to
    Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Hyogo
SIGN    Kagawa
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Kagawa
[09:11] Kyon
    The Shimabara Rebellion is also known
    as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.
[09:14] Yurine
    They're really firm and tasty.
[09:15] KyonRan
    That concludes our on-the-scene report!
[09:16] Medusa
    I've never had somen like this before.
[09:19] Yurine
    This place is nice. Nature's all around us.
[09:21] Ran
    We were traveling around Japan
    looking for delicious noodles.
[09:25] Kyon
    What are you two doing in Shimabara?
[09:28] Medusa
    We're looking for Jashin-chan.
[09:31] Yurine
    We followed the GPS tracker
    I embedded in her a while ago.
[09:36] Kyon
    Oh...
[09:37] Ran
    Hey, want some more somen?
[09:39] Yurine
    Yeah.
[09:40] Kyon
    Hello! Seconds for six, please!
[09:43] Ran
    Bài tuō le!
[09:45] Jashin
    She looks just like Pekola.
[09:48] Shiro
    Who is this Pekola?
[09:49] Jashin
    And they're Poporon and Pino.
[09:51] BigSis
    What are you talking about?
[09:54] BigSis
    I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.
[09:56] LilSis
    And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.
[09:58] Jashin
    Are you sure you're not Pekola?
[10:00] Shiro
    Stop that! I'm just Shiro!
[10:06] Jashin
    It looks nothing like you.
[10:07] Shiro
    Isn't that true of most statues?
[10:09] Jashin
    Prove it, then.
[10:12] Jashin
    If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,
[10:15] Jashin
    can you walk across the sea?
[10:17] Jashin
    Show me one of your miracles.
[10:20] Shiro
    My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.
[10:24] Jashin
    You liar.
[10:25] Shiro
    How rude. I'll see that you
    suffer divine punishment for that.
[10:28] Jashin
    The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.
[10:31] Jashin
    Messiah!
[10:33] Jashin
    I-I'm sorry I doubted you.
[10:35] Shiro
    As long as you understand.
[10:38] Shiro
    Dangojima Island looks so green again today.
[10:40] BigSis
    Indeed.
[10:41] LilSis
    Apparently, it's known as
     "Yushima Island" now.
[10:44] BigSis
    Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?
[10:47] Jashin
    So are you, like, spirits
    bound to this place or what?
[10:50] Jashin
    Is your grudge over the extermination of
    your family keeping you from passing on?
[10:56] Shiro
    It's nothing like that.
[10:58] Shiro
    It's true that we led a rebellion because
    we were fed up with overtaxation
[11:03] Shiro
    and religious oppression.
[11:05] Shiro
    Following the battle between Shimabara
    and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated
[11:09] Shiro
    and lost our lives here.
[11:12] Shiro
    I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.
    But when we died, we became martyrs.
[11:20] Shiro
    I'd say we were actually blessed.
[11:22] Shiro
    We transformed into barley.
[11:25] Shiro
    A single barley seed bound so many
    fruits together through our deaths.
[11:30] Shiro
    We watched from Paradise as the
    people learned to accept one another.
[11:36] Shiro
    Why would we bear a grudge against them?
[11:39] Shiro
    We came to Earth today to
    fulfill plans to meet someone.
[11:43] Jashin
    Meet someone?
[11:44] Shiro
    Yes, Lierre-sama said
    she was coming to visit.
[11:47] Shiro
    Come to think of it,
    you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.
[11:50] Jashin
    Oh, yeah, she was with me
    until right before I got here.
[11:53] Jashin
    Lierre-san is...
[11:54] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[11:56] Mei
    I missed you! I missed you!
     I missed you! I missed you so much!
[12:02] Jashin
    Mei?!
[12:02] Mei
    I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!
[12:04] Mei
    I guess you really feel
    the way I feel, Orochimaru!
[12:08] Jashin
    I do not!
[12:09] Mei
    Aw, you don't have to be shy!
[12:12] Jashin
    Someone save me! Please!
[12:14] Shiro
    U-Um...
[12:15] BigSis
    What shall we do?
[12:16] LilSis
    I'm not quite sure what's going on.
[12:19] Jashin
    Damn it! I don't care who helps me,
     as long as someone does!
[12:22] III
    I heard her!
[12:23] IV
    This way!
[12:24] III
    There she is! It's Jashin-chan!
[12:25] IV
    We'll get her this time!
[12:27] Jashin
    Ack! Not you guys, though!
    I take back what I said!
[12:31] Shiro
    This has grown more complicated...
[12:33] Jashin
    Mei! Those guys want to
    take me away! Help me!
[12:37] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[12:39] Mei
    What? You need my help?
[12:43] Jashin
    That's right!
[12:44] Jashin
    I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!
[12:49] Mei
    Did you guys hear that?!
    Orochimaru asked for my help!
[12:55] Mei
    The supercop of the
    Banzaibashi Police Department,
[12:58] Mei
    Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!
[13:00] IV
    Whoa, watch it!
[13:02] Mei
    Don't move! I can't hit you!
[13:04] III
    H-Hang on!
[13:07] IV
    Withdraw for now! Call for backup!
[13:09] III
    Right!
[13:11] Jashin
    You saved me.
[13:12] Shiro
    Modern firearms can fire so
    many shots in quick succession.
[13:15] BigSis
    I don't think that's right.
[13:17] LilSis
    You should return the money you borrowed.
[13:20] Jashin
    They'll be back for sure.
[13:22] BigSis
    Of course they will. You owe them money.
[13:25] Jashin
    Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!
[13:29] Jashin
    Please! Protect me...
    Protect your Orochimaru!
[13:33] Mei
    Oh, say that again!
[13:35] Jashin
    Please!
[13:38] Mei
    Okay! I'll protect you
    with everything I have!
[13:42] Jashin
    Thank you, Mei!
[13:46] Shiro
    What exactly are Shiro and
    her sisters watching right now?
[13:49] Mei
    Shiro?
[13:51] Mei
    Shiro?!
[13:52] Mei
    Of course! The castle!
[13:54] Mei
    Not Hara Castle, but...
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Hara
SIGN    Hara
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
[13:56] Mei
    Miss Hara Natsuko!
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Under
SIGN    Under
SIGN    Construction
SIGN    Construction
[13:59] Mei
    Check this out! I'll get all
     the cultists of the world
SIGN    Southward
[14:02] Mei
    to gather at Hara Natsuko
    Castle and keep them there!
[14:05] LilSis
    Just repay your debt.
[14:07] MobA
    I'm a cultist, but why am I here?
[14:08] MobB
    I'm a cultist, but...
[14:08] MobC
    I'm a cultist, but still...
[14:10] MobD
    I just want to support Per-chan.
[14:11] MobG
    My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.
    She's from Fukuoka.
[14:12] MobE
    Her actress is my favorite!
[14:13] MobF
    I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.
[14:15] DevilA
    I heard that.
[14:17] Chiba
    Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?
[14:19] Ozaki
    She's a dead ringer for her!
[14:21] Hashira
    I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!
[14:25] Mei
    Yep! It looks great on you!
[14:27] Jashin
    You think so?
[14:28] Mei
    You're a savior now!
[14:30] Jashin
    A savior?
[14:32] Shiro
    Why did we get dragged into this?
[14:35] LilSis
    It's a terrible hassle.
[14:37] Jashin
    A savior...
[14:38] Jashin
    That's right! I'm the savior
    who can save the heretics!
[14:42] Jashin
    Jashin-chan the Savior!
[14:44] Mei
    You go, Orochimaru!
[14:45] LilSis
    More like a devil king, I'd say...
[14:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:52] Medusa
    Stop running away from Hell Financing!
[14:54] Medusa
    You should do honest work to
    repay your debt! Okay?
[14:57] Misogoro
    Gosh, what a nice castle.
[15:01] Lierre
    What's even going on here?
[15:03] Mei
    That's...
[15:04] Mei
    Monochrome!
[15:05] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon!
[15:09] Kyon
    Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!
[15:12] Jashin
    Hear me, humans!
[15:14] Jashin
    I am Jashin-chan the Savior.
[15:16] Jashin
    I have descended to join my
    cultists in rebuilding this world!
[15:19] Jashin
    I will be the god of a new world!
[15:22] Medusa
    You're a devil, though...
[15:23] Yurine
    Stop making trouble for
    everyone and surrender already.
[15:26] Jashin
    Listen to me!
[15:28] Jashin
    This is a rebellion.
     We're going to do everything over.
[15:31] Jashin
    Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,
    I have risen to action!
[15:34] Mei
    And Monochrome is our emblem!
[15:37] Ran
    Huh?! What?!
[15:38] Jashin
    That's right! This is the
    Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!
[15:43] Kyon
    Onee-chan?!
[15:46] Kyon
    When did those humans do this?!
[15:48] Jashin
    See that? That's the power of my cultists!
[15:51] Yurine
    That's just kidnapping.
SIGN    The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
SIGN    -
SIGN    -
SIGN    -
SIGN    Kidnapping is a Crime
[15:56] Yurine
    I swear... You're not going to
    understand until you get punished.
[16:00] Lierre
    I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.
[16:03] Kyon
    Grr! Give Onee-chan back!
[16:06] Medusa
    G-Go easy on them, okay?
[16:08] Medusa
    Okay? Okay?
[16:09] Yurine
    I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!
[16:12] Jashin
    Uh, where'd you just pull
    that katana from, exactly?
[16:15] Lierre
    Let's go!
[16:16] All
    Yeah!
[16:20] MobI
    H-Here they come!
[16:30] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...
[16:45] Jashin
    Cultists shouldn't be letting
    a god save them, damn it!
[16:48] Jashin
    I'll destroy all of them.
[16:50] Jashin
    Open the gunports!
[16:54] Jashin
    Fire!
[17:01] Ozaki
    Should we really be doing this?
[17:03] Hashira
    Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?
[17:05] Chiba
    No.
[17:06] Chiba
    There's no going back now.
[17:08] Chiba
    We have to do this for her sake...
[17:11] Chiba
    Yes! For the girl who
    looks just like Noel-chan!
SIGN    Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
[17:15] LilSis
    They've damaged the castle walls.
[17:15] BigSis
    Who is Noel-san?
[17:25] Three
    Eek!
[17:26] Yurine
    I just cut something disgusting.
[17:31] Jashin
    The cannons...
[17:33] Jashin
    Yurine?!
[17:35] Jashin
    Tch, in that case...
[17:38] Jashin
    Shiro, you're going to be my barley.
[17:42] Jashin
    Move a muscle, and we're both
    Paradise-bound! That what you want?
[17:46] Yurine
    So she knows she's losing.
[17:49] Lierre
    Paradise will never welcome a devil.
[17:52] Lierre
    This has turned into
    quite the reunion, Shiro.
[17:55] Shiro
    Lierre-sama!
[17:59] Jashin
    M-My sword!
[18:04] Ran
    Kyon—
[18:09] Jashin
    Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:10] Mei
    Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:17] Mei
    Monochrome!
[18:23] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, no!
[18:24] Kyon
    Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...
[18:27] Jashin
    She was just on a rampage,
     oblivious to everything?
[18:29] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, just give it up.
[18:34] Lierre
    Accept your fate.
[18:36] Jashin
    Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.
[18:39] Jashin
    But...
[18:40] Jashin
    But I still have one trick up my sleeve!
[18:42] Jashin
    Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!
[18:45] Yurine
    You just keep making the
    same mistake over and over.
[18:49] Jashin
    Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!
[18:51] Jashin
    I'll escape to Hell, and the
    slate will be wiped clean!
[18:54] Jashin
    This is what it means to "live facing south."
    Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?
[18:59] Kajiwara
    No, it's not.
[19:00] Jashin
    I'll kill Yurine, and my
    mission will be complete!
[19:15] Medusa
    J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[19:18] Yurine
    So, on that note...
[19:20] Yurine
    Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on
     this image of the cult leader before you go.
[19:26] Jashin
    Watch where you're stepping, damn it!
[19:28] MobJ
    Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!
[19:31] MobK
    I never would've thought we'd get
    to step on the real Jashin-chan!
[19:34] Jashin
    I'm not an image!
    I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!
[19:37] MobL
    Squee!
[19:38] Lierre
    Is this really proving anything?
[19:38] MonM
    I didn't get to step on her at the
    bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!
[19:39] Yurine
    Ah, I'd say it's fine.
[19:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[19:42] Mei
    Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...
[19:45] Misogoro
    Hm? She's been stepped on so much,
    she looks like some kind of dough.
[19:49] Medusa
    Huh? Dough?
[19:51] MobN
    That looks like it feels good!
[19:51] Misogoro
    We should have an artisan take a look at her.
[19:55] Medusa
    What do you think?
[19:56] Nouchi
    This is some nice dough. Let's use it.
[19:59] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:00] Nouchi
    We start by rolling it flat.
[20:03] Nouchi
    Once stretched thin, we hang them up,
     and once they've matured...
[20:07] Nouchi
    We pull them apart, hang them up
     in banners to dry, and then...
[20:12] Nouchi
    The Jashin-chan somen is complete.
[20:14] Jashin
    Wait, how'd this even happen?!
[20:16] Nouchi
    When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.
[20:18] Nouchi
    Avoid adding more water, but adjust the
    heat slightly to make them taste better.
[20:23] All
    They look tasty!
[20:24] Jashin
    Nothing about this looks tasty!
[20:26] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[20:26] Mei
    Orochimaru will become part of
    my body and live with me forever!
[20:27] Shiro
    Delicious!
[20:28] BigSis
    It truly is.
[20:29] LilSis
    Yes.
[20:30] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[20:31] Jashin
    Stop eating me!
[20:33] Yurine
    Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.
[20:40] Jashin
    That was traumatic.
[20:42] Jashin
    They could make a movie out
    of my escape from Mei's stomach.
[20:42] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, why don't you
    give up and just work? I'll help you.
[20:48] Jashin
    To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!
[20:51] Jashin
    I'll never look back. I'm going to
    live facing south, like a sunflower.
[20:56] Jashin
    Minamishimabara taught me that.
[20:59] Yurine
    You couldn't have
    distorted that lesson more.
[21:01] I
    Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...
[21:05] II
    Would you just let us catch you already?
[21:13] III
    She ran off!
[21:15] III
    But that way leads to the ocean!
[21:16] IV
    There's nowhere to run!
[21:17] 1234
    What?!
[21:19] I
    She's running across the water!
[21:20] II
    Like Amakusa Shiro!
[21:22] Yurine
    Hey! Why are you taking us with you?
[21:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[21:25] Jashin
    I won't run anymore! I won't look back!
     I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!
[21:29] Jashin
    I'll get away from these guys for good!
[21:33] Jashin
    Live facing south!
[21:35] Medusa
    But you're heading west!
[23:10] Medusa
    Hi! It's Medusa!
[23:12] Medusa
    This lavender field is beautiful!
    Purple as far as the eye can see!
[23:17] Medusa
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 9:
[23:21] Medusa
    "Lavender-Colored Eyes
    Misting Over in Furano."
[23:24] Medusa
    What? It's the same color
    as my eyes, you say?
[23:27] Medusa
    Come and take a closer look.
[23:30] Medusa
    You all just turned to ash!
[23:33] Medusa
    You want to know why I'm so excited?
[23:35] Medusa
    You'll have to wait until
    next week to find out!