E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro

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SIGN    Kofuku Station
[00:22] Jashin
    Oh-big-here-wow!
SIGN    Obihiro Arc
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
[02:02] Jashin
    This gentle sweetness...
[02:05] Jashin
    It heals my wounded soul.
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
[02:10] Jashin
    The clear blue summer sky goes on forever.
SIGN    Kofuku Station
SIGN    Kofuku Station
[02:17] Jashin
    Kofuku Station...
SIGN    Kofuku Station
[02:25] Jashin
    The holy land for lovers, huh?
SIGN    I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever
[02:28] Jashin
    "I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever."
SIGN    Mei is happy
[02:32] Jashin
    "Mei is happy."
SIGN    Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?
[02:34] Jashin
    "Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?"
[02:39] Jashin
    Damn it all!
[02:41] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:41] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[02:42] Jashin
    These fools!
[02:43] Jashin
    I'm here drowning in debt,
    and they're all just...
[02:48] Jashin
    Yeah, you said it! Meh!
[02:52] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:55] Jashin
    "Moo"?
[02:56] Jashin
    Moo!
[02:57] Jashin
    Mooooooo!
[02:59] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:59] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[03:02] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:02] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[03:07] Osaka
    Okay, time to start another day of hard work!
[03:11] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:13] Jashin
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
[03:15] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
[03:20] Osaka
    Well, this sucks.
[03:23] Jashin
    Taisho Kotsu!
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
[03:26] All
    Welcome to Obihiro!
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Taisho
[03:28] DevilA
    Yes! This is the city of Obihiro!
[03:30] DevilA
    A quick hop from Haneda Airport,
[03:32] DevilA
    this town of 170,000 residents is situated
     in the middle of the Tokachi Plain.
[03:37] DevilA
    Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,
    where farming is the main industry,
[03:41] DevilA
    allows it to function as a hub for
     the agricultural produce trade.
[03:47] Jashin
    It's no use!
[03:48] Jashin
    I run from debt collectors,
    I run from herds of cattle...
[03:51] Jashin
    All I ever do in my life is run away!
[03:54] Jashin
    I-I can't take it anymore!
[04:01] Jashin
    Beth?!
SIGN    I'm beat.
[04:04] Minos
    Well, you sure worked hard.
[04:04] Jashin
    Wait, are you a herding dog now?
[04:06] Minos
    Oh, hey, Jashin-chan.
[04:08] Jashin
    Minos?!
[04:09] Minos
    Never woulda thought we'd
    run into you here in Obihiro.
SIGN    We thought you ended up as crane food.
[04:15] Jashin
    I'll make you crane food!
SIGN    Uemon's
SIGN    Heart
[04:19] Jashin
    So...
[04:21] Jashin
    ...good!
[04:23] Hirose
    That there is honeyberry gelato.
[04:26] Hirose
    We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors
    made with milk from this here ranch.
[04:32] Jashin
    Who's the old dude?
[04:34] Minos
    Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch!
[04:37] Jashin
    The only Hiroses I know are
    Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player.
SIGN    What about Kohmi?
[04:42] Minos
    We got referred here from
     Osaka Farm in Kushiro.
[04:45] Minos
    I agreed to live and work
    here over the summer.
SIGN    I was brought to live and work here.
[04:51] Minos
    Beth is great at herding the cattle!
[04:53] Minos
    Hey, I know! Why don't you work
     here too to pay off your debt?
[04:57] Minos
    Suzu's about to give birth,
    so we could use the extra help.
[05:01] Jashin
    Suzu?
[05:04] Minos
    That's the mother cow's name.
[05:06] Hirose
    If you're in debt, why not work here?
[05:08] Jashin
    No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion
    years and still not make enough to pay it off!
[05:14] DevilA
    Jashin-chan has been in debt
    for exactly 100 days now.
[05:18] DevilA
    With interest, that means her
    debt is up to 30 billion yen.
[05:21] DevilA
    Always plan your spending wisely.
[05:24] Jashin
    Working is for the informationally inept.
SIGN    Clench
[05:26] Jashin
    What I'm after is a way to get rich quick!
[05:29] Hirose
    Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said.
[05:32] Jashin
    Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit.
[05:37] Minos
    See ya.
SIGN    Bye-bye!
[05:44] Jashin
    The scent of profit...
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
[05:54] Jashin
    An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh?
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
[05:58] Jashin
    Let's see.
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
[06:01] Jashin
    This is...
[06:02] Jashin
    The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the
    butter's smooth flavor complement each other,
[06:07] Jashin
    creating what might even be
    a brand-new "flavor friendship"!
[06:10] Jashin
    Truly delicious!
[06:12] Jashin
    This... could make money.
[06:16] Jashin
    Step right up, step right up!
[06:19] Jashin
    Try out this Obihiro specialty!
    It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan!
[06:23] Kawabata
    H-Hi...
[06:24] Jashin
    Buy now for only 600 million yen!
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:27] Jashin
    Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan!
[06:30] Jashin
    Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you?
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:33] Kawabata
    You're the one who brought me here!
[06:35] Jashin
    Shaddap! It's only because your name is—
[06:40] Jashin
    That smells good.
[06:42] Jashin
    It's definitely the scent of profit this time.
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
[06:51] Jashin
    This is good, too!
[06:53] Jashin
    What a fantastic presentation
    of the unadulterated flavor
[06:56] Jashin
    and appearance of a whole sweet potato.
[06:59] Jashin
    I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab!
[07:02] Staff
    C-Come again?
[07:06] Jashin
    Buy up all of a popular product
    and resell at a higher price.
[07:09] Jashin
    Talk about riding the gravy train.
     I've even got the potatoes.
[07:12] Jashin
    Come, tourists! There are
    none of these left in the store!
[07:15] Jashin
    If you want to eat Obihiro's
    famous sweet potatoes,
[07:18] Jashin
    you'll have to pay double...
    no, six times the price!
[07:22] Jashin
    I know you're conflicted.
[07:23] Jashin
    And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet!
[07:26] Jashin
    Keep wrestling with yourself!
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
[07:49] Jashin
    I'm done reselling goods.
    It requires capital.
[07:52] Jashin
    What's a business I don't have to fund?
[07:58] Jashin
    Catching a bunch of ever-popular
    long-tailed tits and selling 'em!
[08:01] Jashin
    That's a 120% profit ratio!
[08:03] Jashin
    Hey! Hold up, you!
[08:06] Jashin
    Stupid birds!
[08:10] Pekola
    Ouch! That's dangerous, you know.
[08:14] Pekola
    Wait, you're...
[08:15] Jashin
    The angels!
[08:18] Pekola
    Honestly...
[08:19] Pekola
    What were you doing in
    a holy place like this?
[08:22] Pekola
    The gods will punish you.
[08:24] Jashin
    Ha! If they want to punish me,
     they can go ahead and try!
[08:27] Lierre
    Okay.
[08:29] Jashin
    You win.
[08:30] Lierre
    Good. I can let what you
    did in Kushiro go now.
[08:46] Lierre
    I-It's not like I care about
     fortunes or anything!
[08:49] Jashin
    Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck.
[08:53] Lierre
    W-Wait! I guess I could
    join you, if you want!
[08:59] Lierre
    Great luck!
[09:00] Poporon
    I got great luck, too!
[09:02] Pino
    Naturally.
[09:03] Pekola
    Bad luck...
[09:04] Pekola
    What did you get?
SIGN    Critical
[09:08] Jashin
    Critical.
SIGN    Critical
[09:10] Poporon
    Critical?
[09:11] Pekola
    Are you going to die?!
[09:12] Jashin
    No.
[09:16] Jashin
    Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro?
[09:21] Lierre
    We got paid for our work harvesting
    butterbur, so we're touring food—
[09:26] Lierre
    So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro.
[09:30] Lierre
    Obihiro Shrine is one of the top
    power spots in Hokkaido, you know.
[09:34] Lierre
    When you do this, you can just
    feel the power rising up from it!
[09:38] Jashin
    So what have you eaten?
[09:40] Pekola
    Well, we had anbatasan,
    and the sweet potatoes...
[09:43] Jashin
    Ah, yes, both fine choices.
[09:46] Pekola
    And before we came here,
[09:49] Pekola
    we went to a bakery called Mugioto.
[09:53] Jashin
    Mugioto?
SIGN    Our croquettes are made
SIGN    with 100% Tokachi-raised
SIGN    Potato and Beef
[09:57] Pekola
    The sound of seeds being sown,
     the sound of them sprouting,
[09:59] Pekola
    the sound of the harvest,
    the sound of the millstone grinding flour,
[10:03] Pekola
    the sound of bread baking...
[10:05] Pekola
    Mugioto is a store where you
    can hear all of these sounds.
[10:10] Pekola
    So many types of bread made
    with 100% Tokachi-made wheat...
[10:13] Pekola
    Bread made with salt from Tokachi,
[10:15] Pekola
    cornbread made with corn from Tokachi,
[10:17] Pekola
    Tokachi mushroom bread...
[10:19] Pekola
    Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...
    I mean, makes my mouth water!
[10:23] Poporon
    Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama.
[10:27] Poporon
    Though that fresh-baked
    bread certainly was delicious.
[10:29] Pino
    I'd like to try making bread, too,
    instead of just sweet small stuff.
[10:33] Jashin
    Pervert.
[10:35] Lierre
    Oh, it's almost our reservation time.
[10:38] Lierre
    Enough chatter. We need to go.
[10:40] Jashin
    Excuse me, Lierre-san.
[10:42] Jashin
    Where might you be headed next?
[10:44] Lierre
    Want to come with us?
[10:46] Lierre
    I'm willing to show God's
    mercy to a pitiful devil.
[10:51] Jashin
    Are we there yet?
[10:53] Lierre
    Nearly.
[10:54] Jashin
    I'm exhausted!
[10:56] Lierre
    Almost there.
[10:58] Lierre
    We're here.
[11:02] Jashin
    That sure is one bald !
SIGN    Tempura and Local Cuisine
SIGN    Hageten
[11:06] Lierre
    An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl.
[11:10] Lierre
    Let's eat.
[11:12] Three
    Let's eat.
[11:14] Lierre
    It's so good!
[11:16] Pekola
    How blessed we are!
[11:18] Poporon
    How blessed our mouths are, you mean.
[11:20] Pino
    Delicious!
[11:23] Jashin
    That was tasty.
[11:24] Shimizu
    Hi there! I'm just a
    passing Shimizu Hiroyasu!
[11:28] Shimizu
    Can't believe I ran into you guys here!
[11:30] Shimizu
    So how'd you like the pork bowls?
[11:32] Jashin
    Y-Yeah, they were amazing.
[11:34] Shimizu
    Good to hear!
[11:36] Shimizu
    By the way, have you
    been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet?
[11:39] Jashin
    Ban'ei Tokachi?
[11:40] Shimizu
    The horse race track.
[11:41] Jashin
    Horse racing?!
[11:42] Shimizu
    Races there aren't like typical horse races.
[11:44] Shimizu
    The draft horse that bit you earlier,
    Musashikoma, used to race there.
[11:49] Shimizu
    Oh, "draft horses" are
    horses that pull carts or sleds.
[11:49] Jashin
    All right! Time to get rich quick
    at the races and pay off my debt!
[11:52] Shimizu
    Unlike the typical—
[11:54] Yurine
    She's got us searching all over the place.
[11:58] Yurine
    Where the heck did she go?
[12:02] Yurine
    She's honestly such a headache.
[12:04] Jashin
    Indeed!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
[12:09] Medusa
    Um...
[12:10] Yurine
    Yes!
[12:11] Yurine
    Seriously, though, where'd
    that Jashin-chan wander off to?
SIGN    Dinos
SIGN    Dinos
SIGN    Obihiro
SIGN    Obihiro
SIGN    A Bench 400m Long
[12:18] Jashin
    I ate too much...
[12:21] Jashin
    Where's that race track, anyway?
[12:26] Minos
    These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with
    Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great!
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Do not touch,
    we are very fragile
SIGN    Yep!
[12:32] Minos
    And this curry's loaded with
    Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome!
SIGN    Yep!
SIGN    Working sure makes you hungry, huh?
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:38] Minos
    Yep!
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:39] Hirose
    Hey!
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:40] Hirose
    Suzu's about to have her baby.
SIGN    Really?!
SIGN    Next Race
SIGN    Odds
SIGN    Odds
SIGN    Time
SIGN    Ban'ei
    Tokachi
[13:03] DevilA
    Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race
    track of its kind in the world.
[13:06] DevilA
    In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,
    draft horses worked on farms—
[13:09] Shimizu
    And here, those draft
    horses pull heavy sleds.
[13:12] Shimizu
    These races test their
    power, speed, and stamina!
[13:15] Yusa
    Anyone for gelato?
    Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here!
[13:20] Guy
    Hey, I'll take one!
[13:21] Yusa
    Sure!
[13:22] Guy
    Mm, that's ice-cold!
[13:25] Jashin
    My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"
    live show: Ban'ei Tokachi!
[13:29] Jashin
    I'm gonna turn my whole life around!
[13:32] Jashin
    All right! Go get 'em!
[13:37] Jashin
    Draft horses...
[13:40] Jashin
    pull heavy sleds...
[13:43] Jashin
    over barren wastelands...
[13:51] Jashin
    That horse...
[13:54] Jashin
    ...is me.
[13:55] Jashin
    While walking the
    rigorous path that is life,
[13:58] Jashin
    even if you fall, and no
    matter how many times...
[13:59] Jashin
    Get up! Get up! Get up!
[14:02] Jashin
    ...you get up and keep moving.
[14:09] Jashin
    That's right! You have to keep moving!
[14:13] Jashin
    You...
[14:15] Jashin
    ...are me!
[14:16] Jashin
    Go!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ban'ei Tokachi Races
[14:23] Jashin
    How the hell could you come dead last?!
[14:25] Jashin
    I bet on you to win that race!
    What're you gonna do for me now?!
SIGN    UGLY
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
[14:32] Jashin
    I'm betting every yen
    I have on the next race!
[14:35] Jashin
    Ban'ei Tokachi is a live
    comeback show for horses!
[14:38] Jashin
    I'm gonna make a comeback, too!
[14:40] Horse God
    You want to make a comeback?
[14:43] Jashin
    Wh-What's that voice?
[14:46] Horse God
    You want money?
[14:49] Jashin
    Yes...
[14:51] Horse God
    Then, I will lend you my money...
    I mean, my strength.
[14:56] Jashin
    Thank you, God!
[15:03] Guys
    Who's our draft horse?! Who's our
    draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?!
[15:08] Guys
    The number one draft horse!
[15:10] Guys
    The strongest and fastest of them all!
[15:12] Guys
    Who's that horse?!
[15:14] Jashin
    Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[15:17] Jashin
    It's me!
[15:18] JockeyA
    Huh?
[15:23] Minos
    Come on, girl!
[15:26] Jashin
    I am the strongest draft horse.
[15:28] Jashin
    I've bet all 5,000 yen I have
    on my one-in-600-million odds.
[15:32] Jashin
    I'm gonna win this, no matter what!
[15:34] Commentator
    We had a bit of trouble getting
    everyone to the starting gate,
[15:37] Commentator
    but it looks like we'll
    be able to start the race.
[15:39] Jashin
    I won't just win this race!
[15:41] Jashin
    I will be victorious in
    the race known as life!
[15:48] Hirose
    Ah, here we go.
[15:49] Commentator
    All the horses have left the gate.
SIGN    Hang in there, Suzu!
[15:53] Hirose
    What?
[15:53] Commentator
    No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,
    Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle.
[15:59] Commentator
    Right behind them is No. 4,
    Draft Horse Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Jashin
    I won't give up!
SIGN    Is she okay?!
[16:06] Hirose
    Nothin' to worry about.
[16:08] Commentator
    The riders are coming up
    to the second obstacle.
[16:10] Minos
    Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee...
[16:14] Jashin
    Hoo!
[16:15] Commentator
    The second obstacle is cleared
    and the race is nearing its end.
[16:18] Commentator
    No. 3, Almond Almond,
    remains in the lead,
[16:21] Commentator
    followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[16:23] Commentator
    Close behind are No. 7,
    Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen.
[16:27] Commentator
    What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse
    Jashin-chan, is coming up fast!
[16:30] Commentator
    She's right behind the leader now!
[16:33] Commentator
    The post is just up ahead!
    Who will be first to pass it?
[16:34] Hirose
    Come on!
[16:35] Commentator
    Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[16:37] Commentator
    Almond Almond! Draft Horse
    Jashin-chan! Almond Almond!
[16:40] Minos
    Suzu!
[16:41] Minos
    You're in the home stretch!
[16:53] Minos
    You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl!
SIGN    Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet?
[17:00] Hirose
    Yeah.
[17:03] Hirose
    It's Alice.
[17:10] Minos
    Alice!
[17:13] Minos
    Thank you... for being born.
[17:22] Commentator
    Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run
    out of steam just before the finish line?
[17:26] Commentator
    She's stopped dead in her tracks.
[17:27] Commentator
    Passing her to finish first
    is No. 3, Almond Almond.
[17:30] Commentator
    In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[17:40] Jashin
    Flight makes right!
[17:42] Commentator
    What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has
    suddenly taken off in the wrong direction!
[17:45] Jashin
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
[17:45] Commentator
    She's abandoning the race and
    running away! This is unprecedented!
[17:49] Commentator
    She just blasted through the
    gate and exited the track!
[17:52] Commentator
    And there goes the watchtower, too!
[17:55] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
[17:59] Jashin
    I was so close! I was so close
    to getting three trillion...
[18:05] Jashin
    ...yen!
[18:11] Jashin
    I finally lost them.
[18:13] Jashin
    And ran here without
    paying any attention...
[18:15] Jashin
    Where... am I?
[18:20] Jashin
    Is it Heaven? Did I die?
[18:26] Jashin
    The angels!
[18:28] Jashin
    So this really is Heaven?
[18:29] Pekola
    It's Manabe Garden.
[18:31] Lierre
    You were chased here
    by debt collectors, right?
SIGN    Manabe
    Garden
[18:34] Lierre
    We're going camping. Want to come with us?
[18:36] Lierre
    Call it God's mercy.
[18:37] Jashin
    God! Buddha! Lierre-sama!
SIGN    Shiriporori Campground
SIGN    This Way
SIGN    You are...
SIGN    Wild
     Rabbits
[19:07] Minos
    Oh, Jashin-chan?
SIGN    Poporon-chan and the other angels, too!
[19:11] Jashin
    Hey, it's you two.
[19:14] Minos
    You guys camping, too?
[19:15] Lierre
    Yes.
SIGN    It's my first time camping!
SIGN    Let's have fun, Poporon-chan!
[19:19] Poporon
    Y-Yeah...
[19:20] Minos
    Barbecues, campfires...
    This is gonna be a blast!
[19:25] Jashin
    Need some firewood?
    Just 60,000 yen a bundle!
[19:30] Yurine
    I finally find you, and
    you're doing what, exactly?
[19:41] Jashin
    Save me!
[19:43] Jashin
    Anyone! I'll even take
    someone from Hell Financing!
[19:46] Medusa
    I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan!
[19:48] Jashin
    How am I okay?!
[19:49] DevilA
    Campfires are actually prohibited here.
[19:52] Jashin
    That's not the problem!
[19:54] Jashin
    Whatever! I need to put the fire out!
[19:56] Yur
    Wait, stupid...
[20:00] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] Yurine
    There's no saving someone that dumb.
[20:02] Jashin
    My feet are on fire!
[20:03] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan...
[20:05] III
    There she is!
[20:07] III
    It's Jashin-chan!
[20:08] Jashin
    Ack! They really showed up!
[20:10] Jashin
    I have to get away... But it's so hot...
[20:13] Jashin
    But I have to run... But it's hot...
[20:15] Jashin
    But... S-Someone... Help... Help...
[20:19] III
    Hold it!
[20:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:23] Jashin
    Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?!
[20:26] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
SIGN    Obihiro Arc
SIGN    FIN
[22:21] Jashin
    That soaks into every fiber of my being!
[22:25] Jashin
    I wasn't able to make any money at all.
[22:28] Jashin
    In fact, I'm even deeper in debt.
SIGN    Kohitsuji
[22:35] Jashin
    Yum!
[22:43] Jashin
    Basha Bar?
[22:49] Jashin
    That wasn't so bad.
[22:55] Jashin
    Time to say goodbye.
[22:57] Jashin
    So long, Obihiro!
[23:10] Mei
    I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi
    Police Department, Tachibana Mei!
[23:15] Mei
    The Shimabara Rebellion
     was a major uprising
[23:18] Mei
    that occurred at Hara
    Castle in Minamishimabara!
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
[23:21] Mei
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 8:
[23:24] Mei
    "Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos."
[23:26] Mei
    Excitement and thrills
     in Minamishimabara!
[23:29] Mei
    This all sounds very relatable!
    Right, Orochimaru?!
[23:34] Mei
    L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru!