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[00:27] Jashin
    I'm back...
[00:29] Jashin
    everyone.
[00:32] Jashin
    You had a lot of nerve,
    turning your backs on me! But...
[00:36] Jashin
    I'll be back! I have returned!
[00:44] Jashin
    All 7.6 billion people
    on Earth, bear witness!
[00:48] Jashin
    The great monarch of fear has
    returned, only 19 years behind!
[00:51] Jashin
    If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me!
[00:55] Jashin
    This is the new lethal move
    of the reborn Jashin-chan!
[00:58] Jashin
    Super Delicious Planetary Golden
    Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid
[01:03] Jashin
    Plus Ultra Hyper Mega
     Romanée Conti Marvelous
[01:06] Jashin
    Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord
    Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor...
[01:24] Jashin
    Moumantai No Problem
    C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa!
[01:27] Jashin
    The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
[02:01] Crowd
    Noel-tan!
[02:03] Poporon
    Thank you all!
[02:06] Pekola
    Nooooo!
SIGN    Bread 30 yen/loaf
SIGN    Sale
SIGN    Sold Out
[02:10] Minos
    Sorry, Granny.
[02:11] Medusa
    We won't forget about you again.
[02:13] Old Woman
    Oh, it's all right.
[02:17] Man
    Congratulations!
    We have a first-prize winner!
[02:23] Man
    Here's the first prize:
[02:25] Man
    a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to
    a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism!
SIGN    Fin
[02:49] Jashin
    Beth!
[02:51] Jashin
    It's time to eat.
[02:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:57] Jashin
    Did you... get bigger?
[03:00] Jashin
    Pretty sure she was about this size
    before I went into outer space...
[03:05] Jashin
    We'll have to get you a bigger house
    before you don't fit in it anymore.
[03:09] Jashin
    I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan.
[03:13] Jashin
    Forget the dog house.
    She's gonna need a cage pretty soon.
[03:18] Jashin
    Will I be able to control
    a beast of Hell that easily?
[03:23] Jashin
    She might attack and eat me!
[03:29] Jashin
    Better kill her while I have the chance!
[03:31] Jashin
    Walking you is a royal pain, anyway.
[03:33] Jashin
    And your food's expensive.
    This is the perfect time to do it.
[03:36] Jashin
    So long, Beth!
[03:38] Jashin
    Here's my second-most lethal move
    after my killer dropkick!
[03:42] Jashin
    Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[03:48] Jashin
    How can she give me that sweet,
    innocent look when I'm about to kill her?
[03:52] Jashin
    Those eyes say she trusts me
    completely as her master!
[03:57] Jashin
    But I have to kill her now! Right now!
[04:02] Jashin
    I can't do it!
[04:04] Jashin
    I've grown attached to her
    after all this time taking care of her.
[04:05] Jashin
    There, there. There, there.
[04:11] Jashin
    A proud beast of Hell is allowing
    itself to be bound by a leash,
[04:15] Jashin
    and giving up its freedom to live this life.
[04:18] Jashin
    She's so much like me.
[04:22] Jashin
    I'm sorry, Beth.
[04:27] Jashin
    C'mon, what's with you, Beth?
[04:29] Jashin
    Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me!
[04:31] Jashin
    Seriously, cut it out!
[04:45] Jashin
    Forget what I said.
    I have to kill her right now.
[04:48] Jashin
    I still have my left hand.
[04:51] Jashin
    Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen!
[04:59] Jashin
    It didn't do a damn thing!
[05:03] Yurine
    Hello?
[05:06] Jashin
    Oh! Yurine!
[05:08] Jashin
    Long time no see!
    Were you lonely without me?
[05:12] Yurine
    You were gone? I didn't notice.
[05:15] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:16] Jashin
    That's so mean! I was gone
    for three whole light-years!
[05:19] Jashin
    Do you have any idea what a
    hard time I had trying to make it back?!
[05:23] Yurine
    Well, enough about that.
    You dropped this, Jashin-chan.
[05:26] Jashin
    Oh, th-that's right! This beast's
    gotten too big and powerful!
[05:30] Jashin
    I have to get rid of her now,
    or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon...
[05:35] Yurine
    There, there. Good girl.
[05:37] Jashin
    Don't ignore me!
[05:39] Yurine
    Well, since you tried to
    punch Beth a minute ago...
[05:44] Yurine
    In the name of Beth...
[05:47] Yurine
    I'll punish you.
[05:57] Jashin
    It's plain as day that I'm the victim here!
[05:59] Jashin
    Why do I have to be punished?!
[06:01] Yurine
    I'll punish you.
[06:03] Jashin
    It's no use. She's just making it all worse.
    There's no point in talking to her.
[06:08] Yurine
    Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[06:11] Yurine
    You can pick which one you want.
[06:13] Yurine
    Punch it is.
[06:19] Yurine
    Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too.
[06:22] Yurine
    I'll stick your hand back on with
    superglue. Bring it in with you.
[06:27] Jashin
    None of that made any sense...
[06:30] DevilA
    Swimsuit episode coming up!
    Keep your eyes peeled!
[06:54] Jashin
    Yay!
[06:56] Jashin
    We really do have the place to ourselves!
[07:00] Minos
    I can't believe you won first prize in a
    Suzuran Street shopping district lottery,
[07:05] Minos
    and got vouchers for six
     for a day at a private beach.
SIGN    You have such good luck, Yurine-chan.
[07:10] Yurine
    It happens.
[07:12] Medusa
    Say cheese!
[07:14] Jashin
    Yay!
[07:16] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[07:18] Pekola
    I have once again given in to the devils'
    temptation and accompanied them.
[07:23] Pekola
    How deeply I have sinned...
[07:26] Pekola
    But you can't blame me, right?
[07:28] Pekola
    I had to come when I heard
    there'd be a barbecue!
[07:33] Pekola
    I haven't seen the sea in so long.
[07:35] Pekola
    Not since I swam in the Dead Sea
    about 3,000 years ago, I think.
[07:40] DevilA
    The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake.
[07:43] Yurine
    Be sure to keep the beach clean.
[07:45] All
    Okay!
[07:46] Pekola
    Come to think of it...
[07:47] Yurine
    Take your trash home with you.
[07:50] All
    Okay!
[07:50] Pekola
    There seems to be a new devil
    I haven't seen before.
[07:53] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[07:55] Medusa
    You look so cute in that swimsuit!
[07:59] Jashin
    Not cute. Strong!
[08:01] Yurine
    Did you even need to put on a swimsuit?
[08:03] Jashin
    Oh, come on. Everyone wears
    a swimsuit to the beach.
[08:07] Jashin
    I don't get your standards
    for what "everyone" does.
[08:12] Medusa
    Pekola-chan!
[08:14] Pekola
    Wh-What is it?
[08:16] Jashin
    What was with that reaction?
[08:19] Medusa
    W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[08:19] Pekola
    Uh, nothing...
[08:21] Minos
    What's up?
SIGN    What's wrong?
[08:22] Jashin
    What are you hiding? Let me see!
[08:26] Pekola
    No... P-Please don't...
[08:28] Jashin
    Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt?
[08:31] Pekola
    Don't!
[08:33] Yurine
    Stop it! Don't be a pest!
SIGN    Tajiri
[08:38] Jashin
    Tajiri?
[08:39] Jashin
    Is your family name Tajiri?
[08:41] Minos
    So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan?
SIGN    Hello!
SIGN    I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan.
SIGN    My name is Persephone II.
SIGN    Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan!
[08:52] Pekola
    N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no!
[08:54] Pekola
    This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker.
[08:57] Pekola
    You know I don't have a family name.
[09:00] Jashin
    Really, Tajiri?
[09:01] Minos
    Got it, Tajiri-chan!
SIGN    Tajiri-chan!
[09:03] Pekola
    I told you, I'm not Tajiri!
[09:06] Medusa
    U-Um, Pekola-chan...
[09:09] Medusa
    I'm sorry, I...
[09:11] Medusa
    I just wanted to say you
    looked cute in your swimsuit...
[09:15] Pekola
    Really?
[09:16] Yurine
    You sure do.
[09:18] Yurine
    It shouldn't be legal, really.
[09:20] Yurine
    You look good in it, Pekola.
[09:29] Poporon
    Squee!
[09:34] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:35] Jashin
    I can't wear sandals,
    and the sand is burning me.
[09:38] Jashin
    So I'm going in first!
[09:40] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first!
[09:42] Jashin
    Shut up!
[09:45] Mei
    The Vega stance!
[09:47] Three
    One, two, three, four.
[09:50] Three
    One, two, three, four.
[09:52] Minos
    Can't forget to do our stretches first.
SIGN    Right!
[09:54] Pekola
    R-Right...
[10:04] Jashin
    M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping...
[10:08] Medusa
    That looks like so much fun.
[10:10] Medusa
    But I can't swim, so I guess
    I'll just make a sand castle.
[10:16] Medusa
    Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop...
[10:24] Jashin
    I thought I was done for.
[10:26] Yusa
    Ice here!
[10:29] Yusa
    Who wants some delicious shaved ice?
[10:32] Jashin
    Hey, Yusa-Koji.
[10:33] Yusa
    Welcome.
[10:35] DevilA
    Hello, hello.
[10:36] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya...
[10:38] Jashin
    Love and throb and French kiss ya!
[10:40] Jashin
    And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too!
[10:42] DevilA
    A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"
     are the same thing.
[10:46] Jashin
    Gimme a shaved ice.
[10:51] Jashin
    Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice!
[10:58] Jashin
    You want some, Tajiri?
[11:01] Jashin
    Then, run in a circle
    three times and bark like a dog.
[11:05] Pekola
    Woof!
[11:07] Jashin
    You actually did it!
[11:09] Pekola
    Sh-Shaved ice...
[11:10] Jashin
    You don't get any yet!
[11:12] Jashin
    Gimme your paw!
[11:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[11:16] Yurine
    What exactly are you making Pekola do?
[11:19] Jashin
    I-I'm not doing anything!
    The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted—
[11:23] Yurine
    Looks like I haven't disciplined
    you enough quite yet.
[11:27] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn.
[11:31] Yurine
    Let me give you my parasol.
[11:33] Jashin
    Why'd you say that, then close it?
[11:37] Jashin
    U...
[11:37] Jashin
    V...
[11:38] Jashin
    blocking!
[11:46] Medusa
    Yay!
SIGN    Wow! Wow! Wow!
[11:52] Yurine
    Here.
[11:54] Yurine
    To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you.
[11:57] Pekola
    A-Are you sure? Thank you.
[12:00] Pekola
    Ice... Ice...
[12:04] Pekola
    It's so cold and delicious!
[12:06] Pekola
    And this ache in my head is indescribable!
[12:09] Yusa
    How do you like the flavor?
[12:13] Pekola
    A d-devil?
[12:15] Pekola
    Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice?
[12:19] Yusa
    Do you like it?
[12:24] Pekola
    Y-Yes. It tastes very good.
[12:27] Yusa
    I'm so glad.
[12:28] Pekola
    B-But I...
[12:34] Pekola
    C-Can I help you?
[12:36] Jashin
    Hey, Koji.
[12:38] Jashin
    It's rude to stare at people.
[12:41] Yurine
    You're giving lectures now?
[12:43] Jashin
    The next name I'm gonna give you
    after Mimori is Tsugumitsu!
[12:46] Yusa
    Who's that supposed to be?
[12:48] DevilA
    A military leader in Suzu District
    of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu!
[12:51] Jashin
    Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!
    Let your guard down and she'll kill you!
[12:58] Yurine
    What is it?
[13:02] Yurine
    She says she feels safer with the
    angel than with you, Jashin-chan.
[13:06] Jashin
    What?!
[13:06] Jashin
    Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu!
[13:09] Yurine
    Stop that.
[13:10] Yurine
    Otherwise, I'll skin you
    and rub salt all over you.
[13:13] Pekola
    She feels so nice and cool.
[13:22] Jashin
    What kind of stupid devil
    makes friends with an angel?!
[13:26] Jashin
    Dummy! Moron!
[13:29] Jashin
    Idiot!
[13:44] Jashin
    Seriously, what's with all of them?
[13:56] Jashin
    They're all just stupid.
SIGN    I think it's about done.
[14:14] Minos
    What the heck is that?!
SIGN    It's a kraken!
[14:16] Yurine
    Kraken? Like the one
    in Norse mythology?
SIGN    Yeah!
[14:21] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:22] Jashin
    M-Medusa!
[14:24] Jashin
    Hurry up and help me!
[14:25] Jashin
    Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell!
[14:28] Jashin
    Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what?
[14:30] Medusa
    Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask—
[14:33] Jashin
    Just hurry up and hello me already!
[14:35] Medusa
    Um...
[14:36] Medusa
    Kraken-san!
[14:38] Medusa
    Could you please put Jashin-chan down?
[14:43] Jashin
    Are you a moron?!
[14:45] Jashin
    Whoa!
[14:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:49] Jashin
    Something just cracked...
[14:51] Jashin
    I-If you're gonna eat someone,
    that girl tastes better than me.
[14:54] Jashin
    Medusa, take my place!
    My life is worth more than yours!
[15:00] Jashin
    Hey! Over there! Look over there!
[15:02] Jashin
    You can just eat that one.
[15:04] Minos
    Oh, boy.
[15:05] Jashin
    Go on! Doesn't she look tasty?
SIGN    So shameful.
[15:07] Jashin
    Go eat her already!
[15:07] Pekola
    Truly shameful.
[15:09] Jashin
    Go on, go on, go on!
[15:10] Jashin
    Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me!
[15:15] Minos
    It ate her.
SIGN    It sure did.
[15:17] Pekola
    Th-That's not what you should be saying!
[15:19] Pekola
    Her behavior was shameful,
    but she's your friend, isn't she?!
[15:22] Pekola
    You have to save her, shameful or not!
[15:26] Yurine
    I guess we have no choice.
[15:28] Yurine
    Seafood just went to
    the top of our menu tonight.
[15:31] Pekola
    Where'd that weapon come from?
[15:32] Minos
    Yeah, guess we have no choice.
SIGN    In that case, I'll...
SIGN    be cheering you on!
[15:39] Minos
    Well, let's do this!
[15:49] Minos
    Devil Blow!
[15:53] Minos
    Huh?
[16:28] Pekola
    Are you all right?
[16:29] Medusa
    Y-Yes...
[16:58] Jashin
    Hey, your armor looks
    really cool! Let me borrow it!
[17:01] Medusa
    W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[17:03] Woman Warrior
    Uh, next time, okay?
[17:04] Jashin
    You'd better!
[17:06] Jashin
    I'm dead. I'm so dead.
SIGN    Your body's melting.
[17:11] Medusa
    Are you okay, Jashin-chan?
[17:13] Jashin
    You know I'm not.
[17:15] Jashin
    This never would've happened if she
    hadn't summoned me in the first place.
[17:20] Jashin
    This happened because she summoned me
    and dragged me to the beach.
[17:25] Jashin
    Just look at me!
[17:27] Jashin
    It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault!
[17:33] Jashin
    I hate her...
[17:35] Jashin
    I hate her!
SIGN    This is...
[17:38] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan?!
[17:48] Jashin
    Heed my call, ancient woman warrior!
[17:53] Jashin
    Amazon!
[18:04] Woman Warrior
    What? Right here?
[18:05] Jashin
    Just shut up and take it off!
[18:07] Woman Warrior
    Whoa... W-Wait a...
[18:07] Jashin
    Come on, come on! All of it!
[18:10] Woman Warrior
    Oh, no!
[18:18] Jashin
    Check out how cool I look!
    I'm like some evil soldier!
[18:21] Woman Warrior
    H-How could you?
[18:23] Jashin
    Now I can win! It's really the end this time!
[18:27] Jashin
    So long, Yurine!
[18:30] Yurine
    You truly never learn, do you?
[18:33] Yurine
    Fine. I'll take you on.
[18:38] Yurine
    Explosion reél. Jove le synapse.
[18:43] Yurine
    Ce monde disparaître!
[19:04] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:05] Yurine
    Ici maintenant représenter
    làppance de la vérité!
[19:13] Yurine
    Sors!
[19:14] Yurine
    La bête!
[19:25] Jashin
    Beth?!
[19:29] Jashin
    Hmph! Both you and Yurine
    will soon be rust on my blade!
[19:40] Yurine
    Beth!
[20:10] Jashin
    Oh, that's it!
[20:11] Jashin
    Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:23] DevilA
    Their battle...
[20:26] DevilA
    shall continue!
[21:22] Medusa
    This is good!
[21:27] Medusa
    Yep! It's the kraken from before!
[21:31] Minos
    Lemme try it!
[21:33] Minos
    That's good!
SIGN    Let me try some, too!
[21:39] Pekola
    I can't believe they can
    eat that like it's no big deal.
SIGN    Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan.
[21:46] Pekola
    I'll never eat something like...
    I mean, I'm already full—
SIGN    Here.
[21:57] Pekola
    It's delicious!
[22:00] Yurine
    Eat all you like, Pekola.
SIGN    I'll get another one, then!
[22:04] Pekola
    Th-Thank you...
[22:21] Yurine
    It's hard to eat with your left hand, right?
[22:30] Jashin
    I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself!
[22:34] Jashin
    I'm perfectly fine without your help!
[22:37] Jashin
    Mind your own business!
[22:41] Yurine
    A meal like this should be enjoyable.
[22:43] Jashin
    O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then!
[22:46] Yurine
    Good. Open up.
[22:49] Jashin
    Uh, not that, though, please...
[22:51] Yurine
    Just open up already.
[23:04] Jashin
    Ah, that's delicious—
[23:10] Pekola
    You're closer to the witch than I thought.
[23:14] Jashin
    Wha... Tajiri!
[23:15] Minos
    They're not close.
[23:17] Jashin
    Th-That's right!
[23:18] Minos
    They're more than that, right?
[23:19] Jashin
    We are not!
[23:20] Medusa
    Aw, don't be shy.
SIGN    Just be honest.
[23:24] Jashin
    Excuse me, you little brat?!
[23:26] Yurine
    Sheesh. Just be honest already.
[23:29] All
    Just be honest!
[23:36] Jashin
    Damn it! I'll murder all of you!