E10 - Untitled

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[00:01] Yurine
    Oh.
[00:03] Yurine
    You found that, huh?
[01:38] Yurine
    If you found it, I guess
    there's nothing I can do.
[01:40] Jashin
    Wait a minute!
[01:42] Jashin
    What do you mean, we "found" it?
[01:44] Jashin
    What do you mean,
    there's nothing you can do?!
[01:46] Yurine
    You guys want some pudding?
[01:48] Minos
    I do!
SIGN    Yes!
[01:49] Jashin
    Hey! Don't ignore me!
[01:51] Jashin
    Why didn't you say anything?!
[01:53] Jashin
    Did you have zero intention
    of letting me return to Hell?!
[01:57] Jashin
    With the second volume,
    I could've gone back home at any time!
[02:01] Jashin
    I could've gone to the festival...
[02:02] Jashin
    I could've gone to see my parents!
[02:04] Jashin
    Yurine, how long has it been?
[02:06] Jashin
    How long have you had it?!
[02:12] Yurine
    Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
[02:15] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    Delicious!
[02:16] Medusa
    Thank you, Yurine-san!
[02:17] Minos
    Man, this is so good!
[02:18] Yurine
    No problem.
[02:20] Jashin
    Hey! Where's mine?!
[02:22] Yurine
    Go get your own.
[02:24] Jashin
    Damn it!
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[02:36] Jashin
    Hell yeah, baby.
[02:38] Jashin
    Wait! This isn't the time
    to be eating pudding!
[02:40] Jashin
    Yurine, why won't you answer me?
[02:42] Jashin
    Is it really because you
    don't want me to leave?
[02:47] Jashin
    If that's it, you should just say so.
[02:50] Jashin
    Jashin-chan, stay with me
    until my lifespan ends.
[02:54] Jashin
    Jeez, you're hopeless!
SIGN    You're always so condescending.
SIGN    Nobody likes condescending girls.
[03:01] Jashin
    Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[03:03] Medusa
    Per-chan's right.
[03:05] Minos
    Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
    just make it harder for her to talk to you.
[03:08] Minos
    Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
[03:10] Jashin
    Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?
[03:11] Medusa
    You do have a tendency to do that.
[03:14] Medusa
    Still, Yurine-san, you could've
    talked to us about this.
[03:17] Minos
    Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
    living here, after all.
[03:21] Medusa
    And there are probably ways we can help—
[03:24] Jashin
    No one asked you guys to butt in!
[03:27] Jashin
    I mean, sure, living here
    hasn't been so bad...
SIGN    You're finally being honest.
[03:32] Jashin
    I'm telling you, that's not the point!
[03:37] Jashin
    The point is that Yurine
    kept me from going home.
[03:41] Jashin
    You expect me to feel good about that?
SIGN    Where are you going?
[03:45] Jashin
    I'm going for a drink.
[03:47] Jashin
    It'll be my last drink in
    the human realm, after all.
[03:49] Jashin
    Boy, what a relief!
SIGN    This all looks sort of familiar.
[03:54] Yurine
    Per-chan, are you...
SIGN    Oh, right. That was before I came here.
[04:02] Medusa
    Sheesh, Per-chan...
[04:02] Minos
    Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bicycles Only
[04:05] Jashin
    So... I can actually go home, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
    Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
    time makes everything seem so precious.
[04:16] Jashin
    That's...
SIGN    Flavor
SIGN    Coffeehouse
SIGN    Sabouru
[04:19] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
SIGN    Flavor
SIGN    Coffeehouse
SIGN    Sabouru
[04:21] Pekola
    I wonder how many jobs I've
    hopped between this week...
SIGN    kg
[04:25] Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer!
SIGN    Mega
SIGN    Extras
[04:27] Pekola
    My eyes...
[04:27] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
SIGN    CD Giga
[04:29] Pekola
    The nail...
[04:29] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[04:30] Pekola
    Pressed sushi...
SIGN    Pressed
[04:31] Tanahashin
    Part-timer!
[04:32] Pekola
    I'm so tired,
SIGN    Pay
[04:33] Pekola
    but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
[04:36] Pekola
    I paid too high a price
    for this amount of pay!
[04:39] Pekola
    No, it wasn't a high price!
[04:41] Pekola
    The pay's just too low!
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:43] Pekola
    I guess I have no choice but to rise up...
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:45] Pekola
    If people are being oppressed,
[04:47] Pekola
    I have to be their leader!
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:50] Pekola
    I'll become Joan of Arc!
[04:52] Pekola
    But what's most important right
    now is my fresh strawberry juice.
[04:55] Pekola
    Sabouru... My little slice of happiness...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kinria Girl
[05:00] Bar
    Welcome.
[05:01] Jashin
    I'm here for a drink!
[05:03] Jashin
    It's Jashin-chan-san!
[05:05] Guy
    Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
[05:07] Lady
    We have seats available
    downstairs. Help yourself.
[05:10] Jashin
    They know me here.
[05:11] Jashin
    Let's go, Pekola.
[05:14] Pekola
    Hup.
[05:15] Jashin
    And a-hup.
[05:16] Pekola
    Why are you sitting beside me?
[05:18] Jashin
    Tables here are shared.
[05:19] Pekola
    At least sit on the other side.
[05:22] Jashin
    Fresh strawberry juice!
[05:23] Lady
    Just one?
[05:24] Jashin
    Make it 666!
[05:27] Jashin
    I'm just kidding! That was
    a little bit of devil humor!
[05:30] Jashin
    I'll keep it to around ten today!
[05:32] Jashin
    Do you want some, too?
[05:34] Pekola
    Uh, yes...
[05:35] Jashin
    Make it twenty!
[05:36] Pekola
    Just one! Just one is enough!
[05:39] Pekola
    I'm going to lose all my savings!
[05:41] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[05:45] Jashin
    This stuff's the best!
[05:47] Jashin
    Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
[05:49] Jashin
    Refill, please!
[05:50] Lady
    Right..
[05:50] Pekola
    Your eleventh one...
[05:52] Jashin
    Hey, Tajiri...
[05:55] Jashin
    There's something important
    I need to tell you.
[05:58] Pekola
    What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
[06:01] Jashin
    I haven't sunk so low that I need
    to borrow from the dregs of society.
[06:04] Pekola
    The dregs...
[06:05] Pekola
    Gulp!
[06:09] Jashin
    That's a song from a game I've been into.
[06:11] Pekola
    Uh-huh...
[06:13] Pekola
    And what was the important
    thing you had to tell me?
[06:17] Jashin
    You know how foreigners say...
[06:19] Jashin
    "My girlfriend is your
    girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
[06:24] Jashin
    "Oh, no!"
[06:25] Jashin
    ...all the time?
[06:26] Pekola
    Oh, that sounds awful!
[06:28] Jashin
    That phrase, "Oh, no"...
SIGN    Ou
    (ang
[06:31] Jashin
    I think it originated from the
    Japanese word for "anguish."
SIGN    nou
    uish)
[06:34] Pekola
    If you searched for its
    origin on the Internet,
[06:37] Pekola
    I think you'd get tons of hits.
[06:40] Jashin
    They mean basically the same thing.
[06:42] Jashin
    Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
    because its employees work on flex time?
[06:46] Pekola
    Huh? That's... not true at all.
[06:49] Jashin
    How do you know?
[06:52] Pekola
    Um, what are you trying to say?
[06:55] Jashin
    I just thought I'd give you
    a little parting gift.
[06:59] Pekola
    A parting gift?
[07:00] Jashin
    I'll give you an idea
    you can use to get rich.
[07:04] Jashin
    Clean out your butthole and listen up.
[07:08] Yurine
    There's something I need to tell all of you.
[07:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
[07:16] Jashin
    It occurred to me when
    I was watching a period drama...
[07:20] Jashin
    You know those costumes that
    magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
[07:23] Guy
    Yay!
[07:24] Guy
    Come on!
[07:25] Pekola
    You mean those ceremonial costumes?
[07:27] Jashin
    Yeah, those. They made
    me realize something...
[07:30] Jashin
    Don't you think they
    evolved over the ages...
[07:34] Jashin
    ...into business suits?
[07:36] Jashin
    Businessmen are modern samurai.
[07:39] Jashin
    The slender look of their shoulders
[07:41] Jashin
    and their overall stiffness
    are exactly the same!
[07:44] Pekola
    Um—
[07:45] Jashin
    That's gotta be it, right?
[07:47] Jashin
    Therefore...
[07:48] Jashin
    Business suits are the evolution
    of magistrate costumes,
[07:51] Jashin
    so if we research modern business suits,
[07:53] Jashin
    we'll find out what formal wear
    in the future will look like!
[07:56] Jashin
    I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
[08:01] Jashin
    Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
[08:03] Jashin
    Aren't I just super smart?
[08:05] Jashin
    Tajiri, use that to get
    rich and find happiness!
[08:09] Pekola
    What in the world are you talking about?
[08:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[08:12] Pekola
    Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
[08:16] Pekola
    They didn't evolve from
    ceremonial magistrate costumes.
[08:18] Pekola
    That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
[08:22] Pekola
    Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
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SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
[08:25] DevilA
    Civil clothes.
[08:26] Pekola
    There's also a theory that they originated
    in a London clothes district...
SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
[08:30] DevilA
    Savile Row.
[08:31] Pekola
    ...and that the name came from there.
[08:34] DevilA
    There are multiple theories!
[08:35] Jashin
    Don't...
[08:37] Jashin
    Don't deny me!
[08:39] Jashin
    Don't deny my lovableness,
    my sorrow, and my intelligence!
[08:45] Guy
    Please don't fight in the bar!
[08:48] Jashin
    No matter what anyone says,
[08:48] Guy
    Jashin-chan-san!
[08:49] Jashin
    ceremonial costumes are business suits!
[08:49] Lady
    Jashin-chan-san!
[08:51] Jashin
    Let me go! Let go, damn it!
[08:52] Pekola
    My little slice of happiness is ruined...
[08:58] Poporon
    Savile Row!
[08:59] Jashin
    Damn that Tajiri!
[09:01] Jashin
    I tried to be nice,
    and she just brushed it off!
[09:04] Jashin
    I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
    since I finally get to go back to Hell!
[09:08] Pino
    What?
[09:10] Jashin
    Oh, it's you.
[09:11] Pino
    You're going back to Hell?
[09:14] Jashin
    Huh? Yeah, I am.
[09:16] Jashin
    We didn't have much time together, did we?
[09:20] Jashin
    Take care of Yurine for me.
[09:25] Jashin
    Well, time for the return spell.
[09:25] Pino
    H-Huh?
[09:29] Yurine
    Here. Read it.
[09:31] Jashin
    Huh? I did read it.
[09:33] Yurine
    Read it more closely.
    Especially the last page.
[09:37] Jashin
    Why are you guys looking at me like that?
[09:41] Yurine
    Look at the page with the return spell.
[09:44] Jashin
    Let's see...
[09:46] Jashin
    "The return spell is...
[09:49] Jashin
    ...extremely complex, and would
    not fully fit in this volume."
[09:52] Jashin
    "The rest will be included
    in Grimoire: Apocrypha."
[09:55] Yurine
    And now you know.
[09:59] Medusa
    You need the apocrypha in order
    to complete the return spell.
SIGN    Yurine-chan was trying to protect you from getting hurt.
[10:07] Minos
    You ended up finding it
    before she could hide it.
[10:10] Yurine
    I'm sorry.
[10:11] Yurine
    I had a feeling the shock of finding out
    would turn you into a pillar of salt,
[10:15] Yurine
    so I kept it from you.
[10:16] Yurine
    I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
[10:19] Yurine
    I was going to hide it in a drawer,
[10:21] Yurine
    but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
    balls and sandwiches in there.
[10:26] Yurine
    I'll punish you for that later.
SIGN    Yurine-chan...
SIGN    Jashin-chan turned into salt.
[10:36] Yurine
    I knew it.
[10:38] Medusa
    Um...
[10:40] Medusa
    And they all lived happily ever after?
SIGN    Illustration: Yukio
[10:50] Jashin
    What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
[10:52] Yurine
    Didn't what end?
[10:53] Jashin
    The final episode!
[10:55] Jashin
    You know it's the final episode
[10:56] ---
    when they play Season 1's
    opening theme over the end credits!
[10:59] Yurine
    That aside, we have visitors coming over,
    so would you make some tea?
[11:04] Jashin
    Uh... sure.
[11:07] Both
    Hello!
[11:09] Jashin
    Oh, it's you two?
[11:10] Kyon
    We came to ask Yurine for advice
    on how to become human.
[11:14] Yurine
    Welcome. Come on in.
[11:16] Jashin
    Becoming human, huh?
[11:18] Jashin
    Your sister skipped human
    and went straight to panda.
[11:22] Jashin
    All because you wouldn't
    give me my 100,000 yen.
[11:25] Jashin
    You should've entrusted everything
    to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
[11:29] Yurine
    What's this about 100,000 yen?
[11:34] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon?
[11:36] Kyon
    I was the one who...
[11:38] Ran
    Come on, how many times have
    I told you it wasn't your fault?
[11:42] Kyon
    Still...
[11:43] Yurine
    Before we talk about becoming human,
[11:45] Yurine
    maybe you should tell us more
    about how it happened.
[11:49] Ran
    You're right. The day
    I turned into a panda...
SIGN    Hell Zoo
SIGN    Hell Zoo
[11:54] Ran
    The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
[12:02] Kyon
    The panda's so cute!
[12:05] Ran
    You really like pandas, don't you?
[12:07] Kyon
    Yeah!
[12:07] Kyon
    I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
[12:10] ---
    if the black patches around
    their eyes were white.
[12:13] Kyon
    I also like how vicious they are!
[12:15] Ran
    You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
[12:17] Kyon
    Not that vicious, really.
[12:24] Ran
    Looks like it's over there.
[12:26] Kyon
    Oh!
[12:27] Kyon
    I'll be right back. Just look
    at the panda while you wait.
[12:30] Ran
    Sure.
[12:31] Kyon
    Bathroom, bathroom,
    bathroom, bathroom, bathroom...
[12:44] Ran
    Pandas sure have it good.
[12:47] Ran
    All they do is eat bamboo
    and roll around playing all day,
[12:50] Ran
    and everyone squeals
    about how cute they are.
[12:53] Ran
    Every day must be so fun for you.
[12:56] Ran
    I wish I could be a panda.
[12:59] Panda
    What did you just say?
[13:01] Ran
    Huh?
[13:03] Panda
    What did you say just now?
[13:06] Ran
    Who is it?! Who's there?!
[13:06] Panda
    Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!
[13:09] Panda
    The cute, adorable panda
    that's right in front of you!
[13:14] Ran
    The panda is talking to me?
[13:16] Panda
    Directly into your brain.
[13:18] Panda
    Amazing, right? Are you shocked?
[13:20] Panda
    You were just thinking that
    my life's easy, weren't you?
[13:23] Panda
    Have you ever considered how
    it feels to be locked up in this cage?
[13:27] Panda
    I've been in here forever*!
[13:30] Panda
    And you people get to see*
    every aspect of how I live!
[13:33] Panda
    When I eat, when I use the
    bathroom, what I do in private...
[13:35] Panda
    When I eat, or use the bathroom,
    or eat, or use the bathroom,
[13:37] ---
    my private life, everything!
[13:37] Ran
    What the...
[13:39] Panda
    And you say you wish you were a panda?!
[13:42] Panda
    You've got a lot of nerve!
[13:45] Ran
    What... is this panda?
[13:47] Panda
    You wanna be one?
    You wanna be a panda that bad?
[13:51] Panda
    If you wanna be a panda that bad...
[13:55] Panda
    I'll make you one!
[13:56] Panda
    Become a panda!
[14:00] Kyon
    Wow, a slow loris!
[14:03] Kyon
    How cute!
[14:09] Kyon
    Onee-chan?
[14:14] Kyon
    Onee-chan, I'm back!
[14:18] Kyon
    Huh?
[14:19] Kyon
    Onee-chan?
[14:21] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, over here.
[14:23] Ran
    Over here, I said.
SIGN    Hell Giant Panda
SIGN    Rumble
[14:29] Kyon
    Oh! A stuffed panda!
[14:32] Kyon
    This stuffed panda's clothes
    look just like my sister's.
[14:36] Ran
    I am your sister.
[14:38] Kyon
    Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
[14:40] Ran
    Figure it out!
[14:41] Kyon
    Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
[14:44] Ran
    I'm your sister.
[14:46] Ran
    I got turned into a panda!
[14:52] Kyon
    If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then...
[14:55] Kyon
    If I had gotten back sooner...
[14:57] Ran
    Hey! Stop laughing!
[14:58] Yurine
    That was one amazing panda
    if it could use a curse like that.
[15:02] Jashin
    Does that even happen?!
[15:03] Kyon
    It had to be one with really strong powers.
[15:06] Jashin
    If it had such strong powers,
    why was it in a cage?
[15:09] Yurine
    Wouldn't the curse go away if
    you did something to that panda?
[15:13] Ran
    The panda died the very next day.
[15:16] Ran
    From overeating.
[15:19] Yurine
    Shut up!
[15:21] Kyon
    We came to the human realm
    because a high-ranking Hell denizen
[15:24] Kyon
    said we might find a way
    to lift the curse here.
[15:26] Yurine
    So that's what happened.
[15:29] Yurine
    You did return to normal temporarily
    by eating human candy,
[15:32] Yurine
    so there might really be a way to undo it here.
[15:35] Jashin
    Yeah, my strawberry milk candy.
[15:38] Jashin
    Oh, I know!
[15:40] Jashin
    If you became a panda while looking
    at one and wishing you were one,
[15:43] Jashin
    maybe if you look at a human and
    wish you were one, you'll become one.
[15:46] Yurine
    Are you really that stupid?
[15:48] Jashin
    Stupid... you say?
[15:48] Yurine
    Did you not hear how strong
    this panda's powers were?
[15:51] Yurine
    No ordinary human has that kind of power.
[15:54] Yurine
    Right?
[15:56] Kyon
    Stare...
SIGN    Stare
[15:57] Kyon
    Stare...
[16:01] DevilA
    Rest in panda.
SIGN    Hell Giant Panda
[16:07] Kyon
    Not yet?
[16:09] Ran
    Not yet.
[16:10] Kyon
    Turning into a human sure takes a while.
[16:12] ---
    Sure does.
SIGN    Shlup
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SIGN    Wig
[16:28] Chiba
    Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
[16:31] Katsura
    Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
[16:34] Katsura
    Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
[16:36] Katsura
    Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
[16:41] Ozaki
    Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
[16:51] Jashin
    Happy New... Year!
[16:55] Jashin
    We're gonna have fun with
    a snowball fight today!
[16:57] Jashin
    Let's split up into teams!
[17:00] Jashin
    Medusa, you're on my team.
[17:02] Jashin
    Beth, you're with me, too.
SIGN    I'll come back alive
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I'll wait
    for you
[17:07] Jashin
    We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
[17:09] Jashin
    No shelters of any kind allowed!
[17:11] Jashin
    The team that leaves all of their
    opponents unable to fight wins.
[17:14] Jashin
    And the winning team
SIGN    Winners
SIGN    Hell-Style
    Snowball Fight
[17:17] Jashin
    will receive an Amazon
    gift card for 30,000 yen!
[17:21] Minos
    We've gotta win!
[17:22] Yurine
    Who's providing that prize?
[17:25] Jashin
    Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
[17:28] Yurine
    We appreciate all you do for us.
[17:30] Jashin
    By the way...
[17:32] Jashin
    I put you on my team so
    I'd get the prize all to myself.
[17:35] Jashin
    I mean, you don't need it, right?
[17:36] Medusa
    Right...
[17:37] Jashin
    I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
    from the grocery store when I win.
SIGN    I swear I'll back alive
SIGN    come
[17:42] Jashin
    On that note...
[17:44] Jashin
    You're first! Die, brat!
[17:50] Jashin
    Pathetic! Your leg broke!
[17:54] Jashin
    Weren't all those milk deliveries
    supposed to be toughening you up?
[18:01] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan!
[18:02] Medusa
    Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
[18:06] Jashin
    Damn right I did!
[18:08] Jashin
    I've had them in the
    freezer since last night!
[18:11] Jashin
    You're lucky you only
    lost one leg after a hit
[18:14] Jashin
    from one of my special snowballs!
[18:16] Minos
    You can't fight with that leg.
[18:18] Minos
    Just rest, Per-chan.
SIGN    Yeah... I can't go on...
[18:23] Minos
    Per-chan?!
[18:24] Jashin
    That's one down!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan...
SIGN    Make Jashin-chan feel the same pain I feel...
SIGN    Flop.
[18:34] Minos
    Per-chan!
[18:36] Minos
    All right! You can count on us!
SIGN    Ow....
SIGN    Ow....
[18:38] Yurine
    Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
[18:41] Minos
    Okay!
[18:43] Yurine
    Up you go.
[18:45] Minos
    Wow! It's rock-hard!
[18:49] Yusa
    I'll help you two, as well.
[18:52] Jashin
    Hey! You guys!
[18:53] Minos
    All right! Commence counterattack!
[18:56] Jashin
    Damn you all!
[19:05] Jashin
    There's no point if none of them hit me!
[19:09] Minos
    Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
[19:11] Yurine
    Minos, do you have a handle
    on your ball control?
[19:14] Medusa
    Um...
[19:15] Medusa
    I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
[19:17] Jashin
    Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
[19:20] Medusa
    But...
[19:21] Medusa
    Minos has never been able
    to control her strength...
[19:24] Jashin
    You coward!
[19:26] Jashin
    I never needed you in the
    first place, you dummy!
[19:29] Medusa
    I'm sorry.
[19:29] Jashin
    Damn it! I was going to
    use Medusa as a shield!
[19:33] Jashin
    That didn't go as planned...
[19:33] Minos
    You should be paying attention!
[19:39] Jashin
    Hey, watch it!
[19:41] Jashin
    Aw, hell.
[19:43] Jashin
    I don't even care anymore,
    so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
[19:46] Minos
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:48] Minos
    Are you kidding me?!
[19:54] Yurine
    That was dangerous.
[19:56] Jashin
    Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
[19:59] Minos
    Using anything but snowballs is unfair...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Incapacitated
[20:02] Jashin
    Of course it would turn out this way...
[20:04] Jashin
    Well, Yurine,
[20:05] Jashin
    I guess this means we haven't
    escaped our showdown of destiny.
[20:11] Yurine
    When did a snowball fight
    become our showdown of destiny?
[20:14] Jashin
    Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
[20:21] Yurine
    You just pointed at me.
[20:23] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    Calamari
[20:24] Tangan
    Allow me to explain!
[20:25] Tangan
    Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
[20:27] Tangan
    she launched a super powerful
    snowball faster than the eye can see,
SIGN    Sound Barrier
[20:31] Tangan
    punching a hole right
    through Jashin-chan's belly!
SIGN    Sound Barrier
SIGN    Sound Barrier
SIGN    Calamari
[20:35] Tangan
    That's it!
[20:37] Tangan
    Yubeshi!
SIGN    Calamari
SIGN    Calamari
[20:43] Jashin
    There's a hole in me...
SIGN    Calamari
SIGN    What the hell is this...
SIGN    Calamari
[20:45] Jashin
    It's... so cold...
SIGN    Calamari
[20:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:51] Yurine
    I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
[20:54] Minos
    Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
[20:56] Jashin
    So cold... And everything's dark...
[20:56] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:59] Jashin
    In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
[21:02] [SONG] Jashin
    The bookstore faced north
[21:03] Minos
    All that exercise made me hungry.
[21:07] Minos
    Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
[21:08] [SONG] Jashin
    The window in our room was cracked
SIGN    Yeah... I am.
[21:11] Poporon
    Hey, I brought your order,
    but there's no one inside.
[21:14] [SONG] Jashin
    Of course, since it faced north,
[21:15] Poporon
    What's all this?!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[21:17] Minos
    Hey, perfect timing!
[21:19] Poporon
    What on earth happened here?
[21:20] [SONG] Jashin
    It was covered in white and frozen
[21:20] Pino
    It's been awfully noisy out here.
[21:24] Pino
    Our beautiful garden
    is covered in white snow!
[21:26] [SONG] Jashin
    The stove glowed red
SIGN    Want to join our snowball fight, Poporon-chan?
[21:29] Poporon
    Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
[21:29] [SONG] Jashin
    All the sound in the apartment faded away
[21:32] Minos
    Thanks! We'll play one more
    round after we eat this!
[21:32] [SONG] Jashin
    In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[21:35] Yurine
    Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
[21:35] [SONG] Jashin
    We didn't worry about sleeping
    with our heads pointing north
[21:37] Pino
    H-Huh?
[21:39] Minos
    Play with us, Miss Custodian!
[21:41] [SONG] Jashin
    I watched over you until
    morning while you slept
[21:43] Pekola
    Wow! No matter how much
    I eat, it never runs out!
[21:46] Pekola
    It really is manna!
[21:47] Pekola
    It's so white and cold...
[21:47] [SONG] Jashin
    As we went on having happy dreams
[21:49] Pekola
    Oh, it's red!
[21:53] [SONG] Jashin
    Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[21:53] Yurine
    I guess you're more interested
    in food than in snowball fights.
[21:57] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[21:59] [SONG] Jashin
    Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
    sepia-colored white window
[21:59] Mei
    A Happy New Year!
[22:02] Mei
    Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
[22:05] Mei
    so I came to see you on
    my way from the shrine!
[22:25] DevilA
    So, everyone, do you remember
[22:27] DevilA
    the assignment Jashin-chan
    gave you at the start of the series?
[22:30] DevilA
    How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
[22:32] DevilA
    The correct answer is...
[22:34] Jashin
    Here's one straight to
    the bottom of your heart.
[22:37] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
[23:16] Medusa
    There!
SIGN    Now you've done it! Take that!
[23:18] Kyon
    Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
[23:19] Yusa
    I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
[23:21] Pekola
    Shaved ice!
[23:22] Mei
    Before I snipe Orochimaru,
    you're my target!
[23:22] Minos
    All right!
[23:25] Pino
    I haven't had a snowball fight
    in millennia! This is exciting!
[23:25] Poporon
    When it's this cold?
[23:29] Yurine
    I guess it might be fun to do
    things like this now and then.
[23:33] Jashin
    Hope you don't mind me
    sticking around a while longer!
[23:36] Jashin
    Hasta la vista, baby!