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SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life Theater
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:01] Jashin
    The goddess is smiling.
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:16] Jashin
    I lost again.
[02:19] Jashin
    I shouldn't have even played!
[02:22] Jashin
    Why did I bother playing?
[02:23] Jashin
    How is my wallet empty
    after just thirty minutes?
[02:29] Jashin
    If I had never walked into this alley...
[02:32] Jashin
    If I had ignored the special deal
    and just gone to the grocery store...
[02:37] Jashin
    This right hand whispers to me
    that I should spin the reels.
[02:42] Jashin
    Why does it tremble and groan so?!
[02:44] Jashin
    Oh, life is so cruel!
[02:48] Jashin
    God of time, please send me back to
    before I entered this establishment!
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Life
    Theater
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
[02:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[02:56] Jashin
    Oh, ATM.
[02:58] Medusa
    I was just on my way to see you.
[03:01] Medusa
    Look! I bought Fresh Moon.
[03:04] Jashin
    Fresh Moon?
SIGN    Fresh
    Moon
[03:06] Jashin
    Fresh... "New"...
[03:09] Jashin
    "Moon"... The moon...
[03:11] Jashin
    A new moon rises?
[03:13] Jashin
    If I play now, I can win.
[03:16] Jashin
    If I don't play now...
[03:17] DevilA
    ...then when?
[03:19] Medusa
    What is it?
[03:23] Jashin
    Please!
[03:25] Jashin
    Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!
    I'll pay you back double!
[03:29] DevilA
    And then...
[03:32] Yurine
    You absolute imbecile!
[03:35] Yurine
    What was that about paying it back double?
[03:37] Yurine
    That's not double anything. That's cobwebs.
[03:40] Yurine
    You even spent all our dinner money.
[03:44] Yurine
    My only choice now is to kill you.
[03:47] Jashin
    Help me, Medusa!
[03:49] Medusa
    Please forgive her!
    She regrets what she's done!
[03:52] Medusa
    She's a good girl deep down!
[03:55] Medusa
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[03:58] Medusa
    See? Just look at that smile!
[04:02] Jashin
    R-Right in the face...
[04:04] Yurine
    She's rotten to the core.
[04:07] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[04:09] Jashin
    Not in the least.
[04:10] Yurine
    Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I?
[04:14] Yurine
    If you want to play around, limit it to that.
[04:17] Jashin
    Okay.
[04:17] Yurine
    And you'd better pay back the
    20,000 yen you owe Medusa.
SIGN    Has no money
[04:24] Yurine
    You will pay her back.
[04:26] Jashin
    Yes'm!
[04:27] Medusa
    Don't put yourself out.
    Whenever you have it is fine.
[04:30] Yurine
    Medusa, don't be soft on her.
[04:33] Yurine
    I'm taking the grocery money
    you wasted out of your allowance.
[04:37] Yurine
    Here. Do the actual shopping this time.
[04:41] Jashin
    You got it!
[04:42] Jashin
    This time, I will complete my mission!
[04:45] Jashin
    I won't make a mistake like that again!
[04:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... Should I go with you?
[04:55] Jashin
    No, it's okay.
[04:56] Jashin
    I have to clean up my own messes.
[04:59] Jashin
    And I'll win back her trust!
[05:01] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[05:04] Jashin
    Well, see ya later!
SIGN    I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere.
SIGN    What is this?
SIGN    I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air...
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[05:39] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she...
[05:42] Medusa
    Let's have faith in Jashin-chan.
[05:45] Medusa
    She's a good girl!
SIGN    Drug Abuse
SIGN    Have the guts
     to say NO!
[05:47] Poporon
    Don't go hitting up losing
    machines or white powder!
[05:52] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[05:54] Jashin
    In the back!
[05:57] Pekola
    Malfoy...
[05:59] Jashin
    The bread crusts are mine!
[06:01] Jashin
    So long!
[06:02] Pekola
    You have plenty of your own food!
    Why must you always take mine?!
[06:07] Pekola
    That was supposed to last three days...
[06:10] Poporon
    Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic.
[06:14] Pekola
    Poporon!
[06:15] Poporon
    I was thinking of splitting that devil's
    head open when she let her guard down,
[06:20] Poporon
    but you let her leave.
[06:21] Poporon
    Come to think of it...
[06:24] Poporon
    That devil came here to
    bring you curry not long ago, too.
[06:28] Poporon
    Don't tell me...
[06:30] Poporon
    You're an angel,
    yet you're friends with a devil?
[06:33] Pekola
    Gulp.
[06:40] Poporon
    Surely not...
[06:42] Poporon
    Right?
[06:47] Pekola
    N-No.
[06:50] Pekola
    I'm not friends with her at all.
[06:54] Pekola
    What happened to your halo?
[06:57] Poporon
    That devil who was just here ate it.
[06:59] Pekola
    Ate it?!
[07:00] Jashin
    Tee-hee!
[07:01] Pekola
    Wait, halos are edible?
[07:04] Pekola
    Was it good? How was the flavor?
[07:06] Pekola
    What tastes good with them?
    What was the texture like?
[07:09] Poporon
    How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it.
[07:12] Pekola
    I never would have guessed halos were edible.
[07:15] Pekola
    I bet they're as fluffy as meringue,
[07:17] Pekola
    with a velvety texture like soft roe.
[07:20] Pekola
    And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla
    fills your mouth when you take a bite...
[07:26] Pekola
    Wait, does that mean you can't
    go back to Heaven, either?
[07:30] Poporon
    I guess. I didn't tell anyone
    I was coming to the human realm.
[07:34] Poporon
    I'll just have to wait
    until my halo regenerates.
[07:37] Pekola
    I see...
[07:40] Pekola
    Wait, "regenerates"?!
[07:43] Poporon
    You didn't know that?
[07:45] Poporon
    Halos regenerate over time.
[07:49] Poporon
    Were you really a high-ranking angel?
[07:53] Poporon
    Though there's no telling
    if it'll regenerate tomorrow,
[07:56] Poporon
    the day after, or a hundred years from now.
[07:59] Pekola
    I see.
[08:02] Pekola
    So either way, unless someone comes for us,
[08:05] Pekola
    we'll just have to continue
    living in the human realm.
[08:09] Poporon
    I guess so.
[08:25] Pekola
    Okay!
[08:27] Pekola
    In that case, let's call a truce for now and
    work together to live in the human realm!
[08:32] Poporon
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[08:35] Poporon
    Working together is just a pain in the neck.
[08:38] Poporon
    I know you'd just hold me back
    since you're so naïve.
[08:43] Poporon
    So I'm just going to do things my way.
[08:49] Poporon
    Well, goodbye.
[09:02] DevilA
    Did you think it was a halo?
[09:05] DevilA
    It's Baumkuchen.
[09:09] Pekola
    Will Poporon really be all right on her own?
[09:14] Pekola
    Japan is ranked 40th of the
    easiest countries to live in,
[09:17] Pekola
    ranked 40th of countries
    foreigners want to live in,
[09:20] Pekola
    ranked 51st in happiness,
[09:22] Pekola
    ranked third of countries
    devils want to live in,
[09:25] Pekola
    and ranked 78th of countries
    angels want to live in.
[09:35] Pekola
    Almost... there...
[09:42] Pekola
    Wait...
SIGN    LIFE
[09:43] Pekola
    A fake coin?!
[09:45] Pekola
    Oh, my Lord!
[09:47] Barker
    It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow
    and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour.
[09:53] WomanA
    Well, as long as it's just
    cleaning ears, I guess.
[09:56] WomanB
    I'll do it!
[09:58] ManA
    Just stay in the same building for a month
    or so and take a drug at certain times,
[10:02] ManA
    for 500,000 yen a month!
[10:04] Hashira
    With that much money,
[10:05] Hashira
    I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray
     with handshake event tickets included!
[10:10] Man in Black
    It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking
    nerds into buying paintings.
[10:15] Man in Black
    You get a cut of the profits, too.
    With your looks, you'll make a killing.
[10:20] Lady
    Hmm, I don't know...
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
[10:31] Scout
    You're adorable! Just like an angel!
[10:34] Scout
    I've got a great job with great pay
[10:37] Scout
    that only adorable girls like
    you can handle. How 'bout it?
[10:40] Poporon
    Aw...
[10:44] Pekola
    Honestly...
[10:46] Pekola
    Poporon has no idea how hard it is
    to get by in the human realm.
[10:53] Poporon
    She may be impertinent...
[10:57] Pekola
    but I can't abandon a fellow angel.
[11:00] Pekola
    I have to convince her to work
     hand-in-hand with me.
[11:03] Pekola
    Besides, there aren't many respectable
    employers that hire people without identi—
[11:08] Poporon
    Thank you!
[11:10] Saburo
    Thanks.
[11:12] Poporon
    Here's your ramen with
    a half order of fried rice!
[11:14] Guy
    You're a real cutie.
SIGN    Ramen
[11:16] Poporon
    Aw, really?
[11:18] Pekola
    She found one.
[11:27] Minos
    Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk!
[11:31] Jashin
    Here.
[11:32] Minos
    Thanks!
[11:33] Yurine
    Peanuts?
[11:34] Jashin
    An ogre is coming.
SIGN    (Ogre)
[11:36] Yurine
    An ogre?
[11:37] Jashin
    I called in an ogre from Hell
    for the Setsubun ritual.
[11:41] Yurine
    Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too?
[11:44] Minos
    We sure do.
[11:45] Minos
    And after we throw the beans,
    we eat one for each year of our lives,
[11:49] Minos
    which gets pretty insane.
[11:51] (Flashback) Jashin
    Water... Water, please...
[11:52] (Flashback) Medusa
    I can't eat any more...
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
    I... I can keep going...
[11:57] Yurine
    Wow, so you observe
    the same custom as Japan.
[12:00] Jashin
    That ogre sure is late, though.
[12:04] Jashin
    Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw
    peanuts at it so it can't come in the house.
[12:09] Jashin
    Then we'll have good luck all year,
     and I'll be able to win at pachinko—
[12:15] Jashin
    It's here!
[12:16] Ogre
    I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize
    for getting here slightly late!
[12:21] Jashin
    Don't show up late, you worthless ogre!
[12:24] Jashin
    Ogres out! Good luck in!
    Ogres out! Good luck in!
[12:28] Yurine
    Stop that!
[12:30] Yurine
    Look how cute it is!
    Don't you feel bad at all?
[12:33] Ogre
    Oh, no. This is my job.
[12:36] Jashin
    You fool!
[12:38] Jashin
    How could you let it into the house?!
[12:40] Jashin
    Now good luck won't come here!
[12:43] Jashin
    I'll be flat broke for another year.
[12:45] Yurine
    With you here, good luck was
     never going to come, anyway.
[12:48] Jashin
    I got in trouble because of you!
[12:51] Ogre
    Owie!
[12:52] Yurine
    What did I tell you?
[12:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[12:57] Yurine
    If you pick on this little one, I'll carve
    you up bit by bit with a kebab knife.
[13:02] (Flashback) Jashin
    Please stop! Hayama!
[13:07] Jashin
    I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
[13:10] Yurine
    Good.
[13:11] Yurine
    Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then.
[13:13] Minos
    Yeah, let's!
[13:15] Minos
    With this little runt of an ogre, though?
[13:19] Yurine
    Hold it for a sec.
[13:22] Minos
    What's that?
[13:23] Yurine
    A special bean-thrower.
[13:25] Jashin
    Wha—
[13:27] Yurine
    Ogres out!
[13:36] Yurine
    That was great.
[13:38] Yurine
    Ah, I feel much better now.
    Good luck must really be headed my way.
SIGN    ° Minos accepted the responsibility
     of eating all the beans.
[13:44] DevilA
    Minos accepted the responsibility
    of eating all the beans.
[13:48] Minos
    Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them!
[13:50] Minos
    All of... Wait, all of them?!
[13:52] Jashin
    Who's she calling an ogre?
[13:55] Jashin
    That's an insult to a high-ranking devil!
[13:58] Jashin
    Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual!
[14:02] Jashin
    I'm so irritated!
[14:04] Jashin
    I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker!
[14:12] DevilA
    Convenience stores have been
    pushing ehomaki as a new event food,
[14:17] DevilA
    but it hasn't really caught on.
[14:19] DevilA
    There are even roll cakes that look
    like ehomaki but are actually dessert,
[14:23] DevilA
    but they haven't caught on either.
[14:26] DevilA
    What's gonna become of ehomaki?
[14:36] Pekola
    So cold.
[14:40] Pekola
    Doing hard physical labor every day
    eventually starts to weigh on you,
[14:45] Pekola
    both physically and mentally.
[14:47] Pekola
    And it barely pays anything at all.
[14:49] Pekola
    What's wrong with this country?
[14:52] Pekola
    This is why Japan is ranked second of
    countries where people sleep the least,
[14:57] Pekola
    ranked last of countries where
    people use up their paid leave,
[15:00] Pekola
    114th in the worldwide
    gender equality ranking,
[15:03] Pekola
    ranked second of countries
    devils want to live in,
[15:06] Pekola
    and ranked 145th of countries
     angels want to live in.
[15:09] Pekola
    Ow!
[15:10] Jashin
    Ogres out.
[15:11] Pekola
    Ow!
[15:13] Jashin
    Angels, die.
[15:14] Pekola
    Hey! Stop that!
[15:17] Pekola
    This is not who I want to deal
    with when I'm exhausted...
[15:21] Pekola
    Wasting food is never a good thing.
[15:25] Pekola
    This isn't like you.
SIGN    You can waste human lives
    all you want, but don't you
    dare waste food!
    
     by Jashin-chan
[15:28] Jashin
    So there! By Jashin-chan.
[15:31] Pekola
    It was on the ground, but it's still good!
[15:33] Pekola
    I don't follow the three-second rule.
    I have my own thirty-second rule!
[15:37] Jashin
    It's fine.
[15:39] Jashin
    If it's dirty, just take it
    out of the shell and eat it.
[15:44] Pekola
    That's good!
[15:45] Pekola
    There's one here, too!
    Oh, and over here, too!
[15:50] Jashin
    You can have the bag.
[15:51] Pekola
    What?!
[15:52] Jashin
    And also this.
[15:54] Jashin
    Yurine said to bring it to you.
[15:56] Pekola
    It's so long!
[15:57] Pekola
    Is it some kind of norimaki?
[16:00] Jashin
    It's called ehomaki.
[16:02] Jashin
    They say if you eat it while facing in
    a certain direction, you'll have good luck.
[16:06] Jashin
    This year's direction is that way.
[16:08] Jashin
    Don't eat it inside your cardboard house.
[16:11] Jashin
    It'll poke right through.
[16:13] Pekola
    I'll eat it outside.
[16:14] Jashin
    Okay, I'm going home.
[16:16] Jashin
    I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too.
[16:19] Pekola
    Um...
[16:21] Pekola
    Thank you.
[16:27] Jashin
    Ehomaki is so yummy!
[16:30] Pekola
    Eho...
[16:31] Pekola
    This way, huh?
[16:33] Pekola
    Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to...
[16:40] Pekola
    Thirty-second rule!
[16:44] Pekola
    It's delicious! Maybe good luck
     really will come my way!
[16:49] Boy
    That lady ate an ehomaki
    that fell on the ground!
[16:53] Boy
    She ate it off the ground,
    and now she's choking!
[16:56] Mom
    Don't ever try that.
[16:57] Boy
    C'mon, even I know not to do that!
[17:05] Pekola
    Huh? I felt as if I was returning
    to Heaven for a moment there...
[17:09] Pekola
    Did I imagine it?
[17:11] Pekola
    Will good luck ever come to me?
[17:21] Yurine
    It's so cute!
SIGN    Card Usage
SIGN    Account:
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Medusa-sama
SIGN    Amount Billed:
SIGN    Item
SIGN    Quantity
SIGN    Price
SIGN    Pineapple and Pen
SIGN    Amazoness
[17:23] Yurine
    You used Medusa's card
    number to blow 100,000 yen
[17:27] Yurine
    on social network game microtransactions?
[17:31] Yurine
    So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the
    nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday?
[17:36] Jashin
    Upsy-daisy...
[17:40] Yurine
    Hiding won't help you.
[17:43] Jashin
    Medusa! Yurine caught me because
    you brought that statement over!
[17:48] Medusa
    B-But I was worried that you'd
    became a social network game addict!
[17:52] Jashin
    That's none of your business!
    Quit playing the victim, you dumbass!
[17:56] Yurine
    Medusa's the victim here.
[17:58] Jashin
    I give! I give! I give!
[18:00] Yurine
    And Medusa, why'd you
    give her your card number?
[18:04] Medusa
    I thought as long as
    I didn't give her my PIN...
[18:06] Yurine
    Don't give out the number, either!
[18:08] Jashin
    Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa.
[18:11] Jashin
    Zoom!
[18:13] Yurine
    You should've known she'd
    abuse it if you gave it to her.
[18:16] Yurine
    Get a new card as soon as
    you get back to Hell.
[18:20] Medusa
    Okay.
[18:21] Yurine
    Honestly...
[18:22] Yurine
    All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa.
[18:25] Jashin
    I'll pay it back all at once eventually.
[18:28] Yurine
    How are you going to do that?
    You don't have a job.
[18:30] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:34] Jashin
    I could sell clothes I don't wear...
[18:37] Jashin
    A sale already!
[18:39] Jashin
    Borrow money from Medusa
    to bet at the races...
[18:42] (Flashback) Jashin
    Go! Go! Get in there!
[18:43] (Flashback) Jashin
    Get in there or I'll put
    a blade in you, damn it!
[18:48] Yurine
    Why does it never even occur
    to you to earn money by working?
[18:55] Yurine
    Also, you don't even have any clothes.
[18:59] Yurine
    I swear, you...
[19:01] Jashin
    A notification from one of my games!
[19:03] Jashin
    I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled—
[19:10] Yurine
    Don't mess with your phone when
    we're having a serious discussion.
[19:14] Jashin
    M-My finger! My finger!
[19:17] Yurine
    She's showing no signs of remorse at all.
[19:20] Medusa
    A-Are you okay?
[19:22] Jashin
    My hand... My hand hurts...
[19:25] Yurine
    It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine.
[19:28] Jashin
    I'm done for.
[19:30] Medusa
    Hang in there, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Jashin
    I have a final wish.
[19:34] Medusa
    What is it?
[19:35] Jashin
    You have two cards, right?
[19:38] Medusa
    Uh-huh.
[19:39] Jashin
    Put the number for the
     other one in my phone.
[19:46] Yurine
    You never learn.
[19:50] Jashin
    Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori!
[19:53] Yurine
    That's...
[19:54] Yurine
    ...enough.
[19:59] Yurine
    Okay, we're done here.
[20:01] Medusa
    I wonder where that leads to...
[20:11] Jashin
    Huh? This is...
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
[20:16] Jashin
    Before the sale at the
    grocery store yesterday?
[20:20] Jashin
    The 10,000 yen I spent
    yesterday is still here.
SIGN    Life Theater
[20:24] Jashin
    Did I travel in time and come back here?
[20:27] Jashin
    There's a hole in space-time under
    Yurine's floor that leads to the past?!
[20:31] Jashin
    Yay! Thank you, god of time!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[20:37] Jashin
    No, I can't.
[20:38] Jashin
    If I go in there, the same thing
    will happen all over again.
[20:46] Jashin
    Play... Play...
[20:50] Jashin
    No... Why did I come back here?
[20:53] Jashin
    I might actually be able to win.
[20:56] Jashin
    No, I can win!
[20:58] Jashin
    I will upend everything!
[21:01] Jashin
    I will change history!
[21:04] Jashin
    Just you wait, Yurine!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:05] Jashin
    Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki
     made with the finest marbled beef!
[21:12] DevilA
    Jashin-chan did change history.
[21:15] DevilA
    She wandered into a never-ending time loop.
[21:18] DevilA
    How many times will Jashin-chan have
    repeated this by the next time we see her?
[21:24] DevilA
    If she manages to realize that she's made
     the same mistake, we'll meet again...
[21:31] DevilA
    Though there's no telling when that may be.
[23:12] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Jashin
    We couldn't...
    We couldn't fill our time slot!
[23:19] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan.
[23:22] Medusa
    Everyone wants to see
    their adorable Jashin-chan.
[23:26] Medusa
    So smile.
[23:28] Medusa
    Let everyone see your smile.
[23:31] Medusa
    Okay?
[23:32] Jashin
    Medusa...
[23:34] Jashin
    Okay.
[23:38] Yurine
    That's your smile?
[23:40] Jashin
    An iron container is
    delivered from a distant land.
[23:43] Jashin
    It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden.
[23:46] Jashin
    It now gently embraces a devil.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Dragon Screw to your heart!