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[01:31] Jashin
    Take this, Yurine!
[01:34] Jashin
    Shoving the title down
    everyone's throats right off the bat!
[01:37] Jashin
    The Dropkick on My Devil
    Final Episode Special!
[01:40] Jashin
    Though I know you're just gonna
    dodge it anyway, of course!
[01:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[01:48] Jashin
    I... hit her?
[01:52] Yurine
    That hurt.
[01:55] Yurine
    I need to hit you once. Just once.
[02:01] Yurine
    I missed.
[02:03] Yurine
    Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook.
[02:06] Yurine
    Start prepping dinner, okay?
[02:09] Jashin
    It's really rare for
    Yurine's attacks to miss.
SIGN    Ja
[02:15] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork.
[02:18] Jashin
    The store had a great deal
    on pork belly and cabbage.
[02:23] Jashin
    Delicious!
[02:25] Jashin
    You like twice-cooked pork,
    don't you, Yurine?
[02:30] Jashin
    Yurine?
[02:33] Yurine
    Yes, I love it.
[02:35] Yurine
    And yours is definitely delicious.
[02:39] Jashin
    You're not eating very much, though.
[02:42] Yurine
    I'm full already.
[02:47] Yurine
    I'm going to lie down for a bit.
[02:52] Jashin
    But there's so much left...
[02:54] Jashin
    Is it because I used cheap pork belly?
[02:57] Jashin
    No, I prepared it in a way that
    no one would notice it's cheap.
[03:02] Jashin
    It really is yummy!
[03:04] Jashin
    It's not like Yurine to leave
    twice-cooked pork behind.
[03:09] Jashin
    Yurine, you're acting strange today.
[03:12] Jashin
    Do you have a fever?
[03:14] Jashin
    You're burning up! That's a bad fever!
[03:16] Jashin
    Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer!
[03:23] Jashin
    Wait, 39 degrees?!
    Isn't that really bad for humans?!
[03:27] Jashin
    F-F-Futon, futon, futon!
[03:30] Jashin
    Sleep! Sleep!
[03:32] Jashin
    Water pillow! Water pillow!
[03:35] Jashin
    Your head! Your head! Your head!
[03:37] Jashin
    I gotta get you into your pajamas!
SIGN    Time
    Passes
[03:41] Jashin
    Now you just need a suppository
    to bring the fever down...
[03:45] Jashin
    Oh. We don't have any medicine.
SIGN    Too
    Bad
[03:48] Jashin
    At least keep this on.
[03:50] Jashin
    Good. She's resting comfortably.
[03:53] Jashin
    Wait! That's not good!
[03:55] Jashin
    Why do I have to do all this for Yurine?
[03:59] Jashin
    It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell.
[04:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[04:11] Jashin
    She summoned me when she
    didn't even know the return spell.
[04:15] Jashin
    And I can't get back to Hell
    unless my summoner dies...
[04:20] Jashin
    Am I stupid?
[04:22] Jashin
    She's weak right now!
    This is my best chance to kill her!
[04:27] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[04:29] Yurine
    W-Water...
[04:31] Jashin
    N-Not my problem. Get your own water.
[04:39] Jashin
    Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die
    if I leave her alone, isn't she?
[04:46] Jashin
    Yes! This is the end of
    my long, grueling battle!
[04:50] Jashin
    Sweet! I'm gonna go play
    my heart out before I go home!
[04:56] Jashin
    I didn't even have to do anything.
[04:59] Jashin
    Goodbye, Yurine.
[05:01] Jashin
    Living in the human realm wasn't so bad.
[05:09] Jashin
    The day I make it back
    to Hell has finally come!
[05:13] Jashin
    I'll play at the arcade until it closes,
[05:15] Jashin
    then eat my fill of curry on my way home.
[05:18] Jashin
    Maybe Yurine will be dead by then!
[05:27] Jashin
    Though...
[05:29] Jashin
    I won't ever see her again.
[05:39] Yurine
    S-So cold...
[05:40] Jashin
    What do you think?
[05:42] Medusa
    Her fever's really high,
    and she looks so uncomfortable.
[05:45] Medusa
    We need to get her to the hospital!
[05:47] Minos
    Okay, I'll get my car.
[05:50] Minos
    Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs!
[05:52] Jashin
    Roger dodger!
[05:54] Jashin
    Medusa, cover her bill!
[05:55] Medusa
    Right!
[05:56] Jashin
    Beth, watch the house!
[06:00] Jashin
    This... is your "car"?
[06:02] Minos
    Yep!
[06:03] Minos
    It's super maneuverable, which makes it
     perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho.
[06:08] Jashin
    Oh. I see.
[06:10] Minos
    Hang on tight!
[06:13] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:16] Jashin
    At least obey the speed limit!
SIGN    Medication
SIGN    Hanazono Yurine
SIGN    Directions
SIGN    Take 3 times daily for 3 days
SIGN    Take after eating
    morning, midday, and evening
SIGN    Pill
SIGN    Powder
SIGN    Capsule
[06:24] Minos
    Well, we gave her the meds.
    She should be fine now.
[06:27] Minos
    The doctor said she'd be better in a few days.
[06:30] Medusa
    Yeah. Thank goodness.
[06:33] Minos
    Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan
    help Yurine-chan like this, though.
[06:36] Medusa
    What do I keep telling you?
[06:38] Medusa
    Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down.
[06:41] Jashin
    Don't be dumb! I'm a devil!
     I oughta slug you!
[06:48] Jashin
    If I left Yurine on her own
    and something happened to her,
[06:51] Jashin
    you guys would shun me, right?
[06:55] Jashin
    I want to get back home to Hell, but...
[06:58] Jashin
    I would...
[07:00] Jashin
    hate losing you guys a lot more.
[07:06] Minos
    Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is
    that you're just worried about Yurine!
[07:10] Jashin
    Keep talking and I'll make a steak
    outta you and eat it, you dolt!
[07:13] Jashin
    Medusa! You'd better not
     get a big head, either!
[07:16] Jashin
    Remember, it's not you
    I need! It's your money!
[07:20] Medusa
    Sure, sure.
[07:21] Jashin
    Damn it! Listen to me!
[07:23] Minos
    Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan!
[07:27] Jashin
    Oh, right.
[07:28] Medusa
    Sorry.
[07:31] Minos
    We'll, we're gonna head on home.
    We'll leave the rest to you.
[07:34] Jashin
    Thank you both.
[07:42] Jashin
    Okay, then...
[07:46] Jashin
    They have a saying in the human realm
     about staying by a person's bedside.
[07:50] Jashin
    So I guess I'll stay by her bedside
    and watch over her until morning.
[07:54] Jashin
    I'll sing so you can rest comfortably.
SIGN    Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki
    
    
    Performed by: Jashin-chan
SIGN    The bookstore I visited with you on that day
SIGN    Turned into a convenience store at some point
SIGN    The curry place where I was stood up
SIGN    Still serves potatoes with its curry
SIGN    You're a bookworm
SIGN    And I'm your freeloader
SIGN    Our four-and-a-half-mat room
SIGN    Was buried in books
SIGN    You seemed happy there
SIGN    But I was always worried that the floor would cave in
SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[09:05] Yurine
    What kind of song is that?
[09:07] Jashin
    Oh, did I wake you?
     It's an original song I came up with.
[09:11] Jashin
    I call it "Jinbocho Elegy."
SIGN    Jinbocho
    Elegy
SIGN    Jinbocho
    Elegy
[09:14] Jashin
    It has six chapters!
[09:16] Yurine
    It's not "Road," you know.
[09:18] Jashin
    "Road" goes up to fourteen.
    It's a famous song.
[09:22] Yurine
    National roads go up to 507, actually.
[09:24] Jashin
    I'm not talking about national roads!
[09:27] Jashin
    "Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky
[09:31] Jashin
    on a balloon in six chapters.
[09:37] Yurine
    Now I'm kind of interested.
[09:39] Jashin
    I'll continue singing, then!
[09:41] Yurine
    Please don't.
[09:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[09:47] Yurine
    Thanks.
[09:50] Jashin
    I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor,
[09:53] Jashin
    and Medusa covered the hospital bill!
[09:56] Jashin
    They're the ones you should thank.
[09:57] Jashin
    I couldn't have cared less
    what happened to you.
[10:03] Yurine
    I'm kind of hungry. Make me something.
[10:07] Jashin
    Oh, very well!
[10:09] Jashin
    I'll make you some nice, gooey
    ginger rice that's just the thing for colds.
[10:13] Jashin
    Wait! If she has an appetite,
    that means she's recovering quick!
[10:18] Jashin
    Crap! She's gonna
    punish me for that dropkick!
[10:22] Yurine
    I won't do anything.
[10:24] Jashin
    Really?
[10:26] DeviLA
    If you consume alcohol,
    don't let it consume you.
[10:29] DevilA
    If you catch a cold,
    don't let it catch you off-guard.
[10:34] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan.
[10:35] Minos
    Have you heard of the Ryounkaku?
[10:37] Yurine
    "Ryounkaku"?
[10:39] Minos
    A friend of mine in Hell told me
    I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.
[10:44] Minos
    It's a really tall building that's
    a great sightseeing spot, apparently.
[10:48] Yurine
    Oh, I've heard of that.
[10:52] Yurine
    You mean this.
[10:53] Yurine
    The Ryounkaku.
    It had Japan's first electric elevator.
[10:58] Yurine
    But it was damaged in the Great
    Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down.
[11:02] Minos
    Really?
[11:04] Minos
    Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been
    to the human realm in about a century.
[11:10] Minos
    Jashin-chan, would you shut up?
[11:11] Jashin
    Go to Oshiage instead.
[11:14] Minos
    I went there with Medusa.
[11:16] Jashin
    I've never been there...
[11:18] Jashin
    I've never been there!
[11:21] Yurine
    I haven't, either.
[11:22] Jashin
    Nobody goes to sightseeing spots
    in their own hometowns, huh?
[11:25] Yurine
    Exactly. I've never been to
    Tokyo Tower for the same reason.
[11:31] Jashin
    Right?
[11:31] Minos
    You really are a Tokyo devil now.
[11:35] Minos
    Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though.
[11:38] Minos
    Guess I should've come
    here a century earlier.
[11:42] Yurine
    I envy you.
[11:44] Yurine
    You talk about doing stuff
    a century ago like it's nothing.
[11:48] Yurine
    If I'd lived for thousands
     of years like you guys,
[11:52] Yurine
    I could've witnessed some of the things
    I've read about in history books.
[11:56] Medusa
    Can't breathe...
[11:57] Yurine
    A human only gets to see about
    seventy or eighty years' worth of history.
[12:03] Yurine
    In another hundred years,
    I won't even be around anymore.
[12:09] Yurine
    If the world stays as peaceful as it is now,
[12:12] Yurine
    I'd love to live long enough to see
    how it looks in another century or two.
[12:19] Yurine
    And you guys can do that.
[12:22] Minos
    Is that how you see it?
[12:24] Jashin
    From a devil's perspective, humans can
    find happiness in the smallest of things.
[12:29] Minos
    I am kinda curious to see
    what lies in the human realm's future.
[12:34] Minos
    But isn't being human all about
    living your short lives to the fullest,
[12:38] Minos
    so you can make the world
    better for the next generation?
[12:41] Minos
    Humans are amazing!
[12:43] Minos
    Their lives are so much shorter,
     but they do so much.
[12:46] Minos
    It's not all about just staying alive
     for thousands of years.
[12:49] Medusa
    Yeah.
[12:50] Medusa
    That's why I respect and love humans so much.
[12:55] Medusa
    Humans destroy things sometimes,
[12:57] Medusa
    but they have the power to create even more.
    That's why they're so amazing.
[13:02] Jashin
    Well, I hate humans.
[13:04] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[13:05] Jashin
    But I love the human realm.
[13:09] Jashin
    There are so many fun things to do,
[13:11] Jashin
    and so many tasty foods to eat!
[13:14] Minos
    That's all you care about, huh?
[13:18] Jashin
    Just thinking about it is making me hungry.
[13:20] Yurine
    You know...
[13:22] Jashin
    Let's go out and eat something!
[13:24] Jashin
    Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku!
[13:28] Medusa
    Oh, all right.
[13:29] Jashin
    Yay!
[13:30] Yurine
    Quit leeching off her.
    Medusa, I'll help pay.
[13:35] Minos
    I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too!
[13:37] Jashin
    Don't be impudent, Minos.
[13:38] Minos
    You're one to talk.
[13:40] Jashin
    Excuse me?! I'll dropkick you!
[13:42] Minos
    Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back!
[13:43] Medusa
    Come on, you two, don't fight!
[13:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, let's all just
    have a friendly meal together.
SIGN    She unleashed a whole lot
     of dropkicks after this
[13:54] Pekola
    Flower-viewing? I'll pass.
[13:57] Pekola
    An angel like me could never watch
    the cherry blossoms with devils like you.
[14:03] Minos
    Don't make excuses.
    We're friends, aren't we?
[14:06] Pekola
    Since when am I your friend?
[14:09] Yurine
    We brought a lunch for you, too.
[14:13] Pekola
    A... A lunch...
[14:15] Pekola
    What does it have in it?
[14:18] Yurine
    Well...
[14:19] Yurine
    There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches...
[14:23] Pekola
    H-Huh.
[14:33] Pekola
    This is a great spot.
[14:36] Pekola
    How long have you been holding it?
[14:40] Pekola
    Why aren't you answering?
[14:42] Jashin
    Oh, you're here?
[14:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's been holding
    this spot for 66 hours.
[14:48] Pekola
    That long?!
[14:50] Yurine
    Yes. It's her punishment for hiding
    a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.
SIGN    Clear File
[14:56] (Flashback) Jashin
    I'll finish it later.
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
[14:57] Yurine
    She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,
    books, or anything else to help pass the time.
[15:04] Pekola
    That's just heartless!
[15:06] All
    Cheers!
[15:08] Pekola
    Ch-Cheers...
[15:11] Minos
    Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms
     is so elegant. That's Japan for you!
[15:15] Jashin
    You're literally just
     like a foreign tourist.
[15:19] Mei
    Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol!
[15:24] Mei
    Wait... Orochimaru, it's you!
[15:31] Mei
    I never dreamed I'd find you here.
[15:33] Mei
    You and I really are—
[15:34] Jashin
    Cut it out! Stop talking like that!
[15:38] Jashin
    Other than the human, Yurine,
    we're all adult devils and fallen angels here!
[15:43] Pekola
    I'm not a fallen—
[15:45] Jashin
    In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei!
[15:48] Mei
    Orochimaru called me "Mei"!
[15:51] Mei
    Today is truly a day to remember!
[15:53] Mei
    I know! Since you called me "Mei,"
    we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"!
[15:59] Mei
    I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate!
[16:02] Yurine
    Aren't you working?
[16:03] Mei
    It's fine! The work's not that important!
[16:09] DevilA
    There's a body buried under the cherry tree.
[16:14] DevilA
    What a relief.
[16:20] Mei
    I don't actually want to do this job at all.
[16:22] Mei
    I took it because it seemed like a stable job,
     but I get yelled at every day...
[16:28] Jashin
    She's bringing down the mood.
[16:31] Jashin
    Medusa, go drop her off somewhere.
[16:33] Medusa
    Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
    Move it!
[16:38] Medusa
    Shall we go for a little walk?
[16:40] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:41] Medusa
    It sounds tough.
[16:43] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:44] Medusa
    It sounds stressful.
[16:45] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:46] Jashin
    Now, let's get back to eating and drinking!
[16:49] Poporon
    Would anyone like some pork buns?
SIGN    Genesis
[16:51] Jashin
    I want pork buns!
[16:53] Jashin
    Over here, please!
[16:54] Poporon
    Sure!
[16:55] Jashin
    Oh, Noel-san.
[16:57] Poporon
    Ugh, her again?
[16:59] Pekola
    Oh, it's you, Poporon.
[17:00] Poporon
    Ugh! Pekola-sama!
[17:02] Minos
    What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan?
[17:04] Jashin
    Hey, "Noel-san"! I knew
    you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Genesis
[17:09] Genesis Owner
    Hey, Noel. You can take a break.
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
[17:13] Poporon
    Oh, boss...
[17:14] Genesis Owner
    Oh, Yurine-chan.
[17:16] Yurine
    Hello.
[17:18] Genesis Owner
    Noel's a good girl.
    Be good to her, all right?
[17:25] Jashin
    He called her a good girl!
[17:26] Yurine
    Why don't you join us?
[17:28] Minos
    Any friend of Pekola-chan's
    is a friend of ours!
[17:33] Minos
    Right?
[17:35] Poporon
    You annoy me.
[17:38] Pekola
    Poporon, they're offering to share with you.
[17:41] Poporon
    Shut up!
[17:42] Poporon
    You look ridiculous, chumming
    around with humans and devils!
[17:45] Jashin
    You need to get over yourself!
[17:47] Jashin
    I'll kill you! Let's take this outside!
[17:51] Minos
    We're already outside!
[17:53] Yurine
    Stop it, Jashin-chan.
[17:55] Yurine
    Sorry for pressuring you to join us.
[17:58] Yurine
    Maybe some other time.
[18:01] Poporon
    Have a nice day.
[18:03] Jashin
    Damn that Noel-san!
[18:05] Minos
    She's an odd one, huh?
[18:07] Pekola
    She used to be my subordinate,
     but she's a bit twisted for an angel.
[18:13] Pekola
    She wasn't like that before...
[18:17] Jashin
    Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing!
[18:21] [SONG] Jashin
    Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms
[18:26] [SONG] Jashin
    In fields, mountains, and villages
[18:31] [SONG] Jashin
    As far as the eye can see
[18:36] [SONG] Jashin
    Is that mist or clouds?
[18:40] [SONG] Jashin
    Fragrant in the rising sun
[18:41] Poporon
    Hmph. Ridiculous.
[18:44] Jashin
    Yay!
[18:47] Mei
    And you know what else?
[18:50] Mei
    All the others pick on me.
    They call me a weirdo.
[18:53] Medusa
    Oh, that's awful.
[18:57] Medusa
    I bet they've all forgotten about me...
SIGN    Mei Orochimaru Day
[19:00] Mei
    Yay!
[19:06] Jashin
    I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad
    in so long, I'm going through withdrawal.
SIGN    Saber
    Tiger
[19:13] Yurine
    Want to get bread for lunch?
[19:16] Jashin
    I'm more in the mood for rice.
[19:19] Yurine
    Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread.
[19:22] Jashin
    Not really. Rice is—
[19:25] Yurine
    No, your face says you want to eat bread.
[19:28] Jashin
    Fine.
[19:29] Yurine
    Right? It was written all over your face
    that you were dying for some bread.
[19:36] Yurine
    I just love the smell of bakeries.
[19:39] Jashin
    That's the smell of yeast.
[19:42] Yurine
    This new product looks really good.
[19:46] Yurine
    It is! I think I'll get this.
[19:51] Yurine
    This looks good, too.
[19:55] Yurine
    You didn't...
[19:56] Jashin
    The sign said "Help yourself."
[19:59] Yurine
    What kind of person interprets
     that as "eat all of them"?
[20:02] Jashin
    I'm not a person. I'm a dev—
[20:06] Jashin
    Um, okay, then...
[20:09] Jashin
    I'll tear the bread that
    the samples were for into pieces,
[20:13] Jashin
    stick toothpicks in them, and...
[20:15] Jashin
    See? Good as new!
[20:18] Yurine
    There's nothing "good as new" about that!
[20:20] Yurine
    What kind of idiot tears up one of
    the store's products to leave out?
[20:23] Yurine
    Apologize to the staff
    and pay for what you ruined!
[20:27] Jashin
    Okay...
SIGN    Ham Roll
SIGN    Chocolate Cornet
[20:32] Jashin
    I'll switch the price tag
    on the ham rolls...
[20:34] Jashin
    with the price tag on
    the chocolate cornets!
SIGN    Ham Roll
SIGN    Chocolate Cornet
SIGN    Ham Roll
[20:38] Jashin
    They're clearly chocolate cornets,
    but it says they're ham rolls!
[20:41] Jashin
    And vice versa!
[20:48] Yurine
    Why have you been doing
    naughty things all day?
[20:52] Jashin
    I'm always doing naughty things in secret.
    You just don't know about it.
[21:00] Jashin
    I have to follow my devil instincts
    to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad!
[21:04] Yurine
    Medusa and Minos are devils, too,
    but they don't do anything bad or naughty.
[21:09] Jashin
    Well, there's individual variation, you know?
[21:12] Yurine
    Don't "you know?" me.
[21:15] Girl
    My balloon...
[21:17] Girl
    Mom, get it down!
[21:20] Mom
    I can't get it down
    from all the way up there.
[21:24] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[21:25] Yurine
    There you go. You're up.
[21:25] Girl
    My balloon...
[21:27] Jashin
    Up for what?
[21:28] Yurine
    Get her balloon for her.
[21:30] Jashin
    No way! Why should I help a human?
[21:33] Yurine
    Hmm... It'd be so easy with
    your physical abilities, though.
[21:39] Jashin
    Aw, well, that's true, but...
[21:43] Jashin
    I guess I have no choice!
[21:45] Yurine
    Even a snake can climb a tree
    if you flatter it enough.
[21:48] Jashin
    Hup...
[21:50] Jashin
    There! I got your balloon, human child—
[21:53] Jashin
    Uh, no way...
[21:55] Jashin
    Wait, hang on, kid!
[21:57] Jashin
    How were you holding this before?! Wait!
[22:02] Jashin
    Are you kidding me?!
SIGN    That's... Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I finally found her!
SIGN    Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait!
[23:32] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil will see you again!
[23:35] Jashin
    Hasta la vista, baby!
SIGN    The
    End